Thread 212710212

For the discussion of British culture

trying to post .mp4 in chrome

first 'fee of the day

>>212710302
so you can post .mp4s in chrome but not firefox, really weird

>>212710324
Sucking on a 'fee myself

finking that over time, over many generations the flies on my house have become more resistant to the bug killer i use

i remember when i first got it ir used to be hella powerful

but now these flies seem to have an extra steel

they dont go down so easy

somettimes even come back

pisstake

the toil freaks will be toiling tomorrow

>>212710386
Not me I'm toiling today

>>212710360
woah

>>212710360
you can just use a different chemical
most species have this kind of short term switching adaptation and it takes a while for the population to get used to it

went to sleep at 2am and woke up at 6am

>irish folk horror
>lead is in a lesbian relationship for some reason
>also her partner is a ukrainian immigrant
not only has woke still got to be so blatent but everything ireland does has to suck off the EU. whats wrong with them

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhCXAiNz9Jo
Sir Tune Poster

>>212710455
only irish thing i have watched was father ted, it was quite good desu

>>212710231
good first post

every day we above ground a great day

>>212710501
>father ted
there was literally no bad episode

wahey

>>212710455
lesbians give me boners

Brently down 15 stone

this heat not right it just not right

>>212710529
ye well you're barking up the wrong tree. they won't ever touch your boner

20 posts in and already 9 women have been featured in the media uploaded. off to a rocky start

You look like this

>>212710239
October 7. when Hamas tried to get hostages in order to negotiate but the IDF attacks, including using helicopters, and a bunch of non combatants ended up dying during that whole mess...
and the hannibal directive ended up being used which meant the IDF killed a bunch of their own people

you'll never guess what i'm doing in the toilet lads

Parents protesting to stop racial intergations in schools

>>212710637
Then
>we just want you to share your schools and neighborhoods with black people, is that so awful?

Now
>KILL EACH OTHER!!;;

with j you L

>>212710324
>>212710344
halfway through my morn’ ‘fee

Having a late afternoon 'fee myself, risky

addicted to sadness

>>212710736
dangerous and downright stupid

antipodean communities shouldn't be allowed to converse . the fomo it can cause is too much. enough to cause suicide in young people

>>212710674
open borders for israel

Need to sniff her farts and lick her anus.

might get drunk tonight after toil

>>212710772
dangerous and downright stupid

>>212710593
I can't quote my thread on /tv/ because it got deleted but I pointed out how they're apparently concerned about these hostages but are leveling everything in Gaza from the ground up.

>we don't believe if we release the hostages that you're going to stop bombing the strip
>okay, that's it, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Commence Operation Glass Horizon, this is for those hostages holed up in a dusty building somewhere boys

>>212710772
sybaubibygda

proto-gf sent me a photo of some project she's working on but it also included a bit of bare thighs, wonder if that was intentional or not

rorke... wake up rorke

>>212710800
you should ask her

>>212710800
must have been a mistake

>>212710800
you dont have a gf
your sitting in your smelly bedroom waiting for mum to come hand you your dinner

sir dangeroos kangerooos

>>212710800
you ever thought about murdering her?

I can still post mp4s

>>212710768
she said she HATES american poo lovers

>>212710765
What do you think you're missing out on?

>>212710766
It'll never happen, but if it did that would force the j's into Europe again, or to come to the US. The answer was always to mandate that all jews live in Israel and then shun them as a pariah. They can only accumulate wealth and power if they're granted access to other people since most of the businesses they run are based in vice or predatory lending. Force then to dwell alone, and they would be eating each other within a generation.

>>212710840
what browser you using? i just switched from chrome to firefox and i can still post them on chrome.

might finna get kfc for the second time this week

might pop a cheeky teaspoon of honey in my coffee this morning
just right fancy it

>>212710860
no cap

:)

>>212710860
thank you for supporting the american fast food industry

>>212710840
give me her name vlad

listening to some british music. pretty good, too bad you lot stopped making good stuff

>>212710860
this but chickfila

no chic fil a sauce? 0_0

Train car bumpers stops yeah? They keep two train cars from colliding yeah? Imagine your bollocks caught between them.

gonna go for a poo swear to god swear on my mother's life I'm going for a poo

>>212710877
got so angry at this that i got up and threw my nan through a plate glass window

>>212710890
i like dnb slop

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXnqZo03PHY

>>212710949
this sounds like soulless 3rd worlder music

>>212710906
Been around trains most of my life. Thems too dangerous for you little guy

>>212710822
business idea: you as a robot, and shall be christened "the projectron"

the rorke situation is insane

>>212710979
Ever got your balls smushed between two bumper stops?

based ladies
love em some of my favourite bugfriends

mad how the reason jesus turned water into wine was to stop a party from being lame
can't imagine a party where the only intoxicant on offer is wine though, everyone would be asleep by 10

>>212710949
As an American I feel like going to Ibiza now with bare ket

listening to the song going yee hoo

7am and it already feels like fucking australia here

>>212711048
they diluted wine back then, it was more like an alchopop

>>212711012
No. I was almost killed on a bridge when i was 16 and that scared me straight. I don't mess with trains anymore:)

7 deadly sins
7 ways to win
7 holy paths to hell
7 downward slopes
7 bloodied hopes
7 are your burning fires
7 your desires

>>212711072
you think jesus is going to be serving watered down muck with his divine powers?

i'm a fat bastard and i don't want to be a fat bastard anymore

>>212711044
Sexo

any funny new /cum/ gimmicks then?

>>212711032
Maybe they’re about to go extinct. There was a locust plague in the US in 1874 that was so bad the locusts were actually eating clothing off of people’s backs, then that species of locust disappeared and is now presumed extinct.

>>212711112
don't know, i refuse to use a thread with that name
no idea why it isn't just called /na/

If jesus was alive today he would be put into a mental home and given a case worker. letthatsinkin

sex probably feels good af

https://youtu.be/VZnk1T9-RfM

New kino channel

got a gigamelty planned me

sniff that

>>212711122
its very gay and there are literal trannies who post there
not even joking

>>212711132
learned that this mexican lives about 30 min from me when some old jew lady scared him after knocking on his door

wheres the lamb sauce

>>212710212 (OP)
God my teeth are terrible

>>212711072
It lost its alcohol and turned into vinegar pretty quickly too but at a party it was all about "new wine", freshly fermented undiluted wine that you could get properly pished off

>>212711122
didn't ask if you post there did I
I asked for the latest gimmicks from there

>>212711102
Ladies and gentlemen

Seven trumpets
the sound of thunder!
Seven trumpets
the threatening anger!
Seven trumpets
the trembling voice! Seven trumpets
You got no choice!
Seven trumpets
the seven angels!
the seven trumpets
the music changes!

>>212711167
*slips me cock into your mouth to get a better look*

>>212711167
sucking on a bbc will fix them

>>212711158
he says he did a DNA test and he was only 13% non European/white
His mom is Italian
his dad is half Irish half Mexican

>>212711181
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WxnN05vOuSM

She looks so Anglo

>>212711181
The leading horse is white,
the second horse is red
The third one is a black,
the last one is a green

>>212711167
By British standards that’s a pretty good smile.

>>212711228
dire goblin of a twink

>>212711229
t. afro shite child

>>212711260
I mean global standards I hate my looks if you saw what I looked irl you would see how ugly I am

sir diepio killer

>>212711228
that's a he, actually

weinie genie
snake charmer
why are they so good at tickling my pickling then

See how weak my chin is

>>212711158
lol source? Only just found his channel

>>212711264
I'd split him or her open and make him or her say nice things about me.

>>212711167
>>212711288
Whoops! I didn’t see your flag and thought you were British. That explains why you’re teeth aren’t utterly abysmal.

always felt the first rocky film was very british coded because it was a grim, grotty and and he loses at the end

>>212711322
They are terrible even by American standards

>>212711308
Nice a trim mate

>>212711347
I swear if you all saw how I look you see how ugly I am

>>212710850
stuff that happens while im asleep

>>212711359
the key is being ugly and confident. confidence is what matters not looks.

>>212711158
>>212711319
oh you were talking about the presenter not Nick Fuentes? my bad!

So, /brit/ posters will be range-banned...
I will miss you.

going to put some washing on then i'm going to make a coffee then i'm going to play some rdr2

Feeling ontologically based

>>212711385
kek

>>212711384
obese

Germans be like der schleugen die schlaugen kruegen kraugen schrietzpohl duffenschmeltzer

Love your nation.

There are only 2 genders.

>>212711385
lol

>>212711397
haha yeah mate
*surreptitiously googles ontological*

System, system, system, they'll teach her how to cook
System, system, system, teach her how to look
System, system, system, they'll teach her all the tricks
System, system, system, create another victim for their greasy pricks

Poor little girly, poor little wench
Another little object to prod and pinch
Poor little sweety, poor little filly;
They'll fuck her mind so they can fuck her silly
Fuck her mind so they can fuck her silly

System, system, system, he's grown to be a man
System, system, system, taught to fit the plan
System, system, system, forty years of jobs
System, system, system, pushing little buttons, pulling little knobs

Poor fucking worker, poor little serf
Working like a mule for half of what he's worth
Poor fucking grafter, poor little gent
Working for the cash that he's already spent
Working for the cash that he's already spent

oh i'll need to wash up too

>>212711308
>mogs you

>>212711414
ゴミだ

Contemporary Ukrainian painter Maria Chepeleva

Not even americans ride Israeli dick as much as you do

The original golems

>>212711459
shut up goy lol

Roll with it is basically just a status quo song

el scran demi

Good morning

Where go to after 25th July

Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT

>>212711483
fucking seventeen quid for breakfast

>>212711393
Queer Bummer Prime Censorer of 10 Downie Street announces Nonce-Com will Hide Brots behind the Great Wall of Starmer's Arse Cheeks!

Just leave it there as i'll be getting dressed thanks

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

ALSO CIROQ THE NIGGER BEVERAGE OF CHOICE OH YES ANOTHER DAY OF WHINGING ABOUT NIGGER DICK HERE WE GO

>>212711512
reallY?

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

>>212711512
2026 prediction: thatcher rises from her grave to run for reform. She wins. by the end of 2026 the Irish population has decreased to <1000

>>212711446
ああ、つまんなかったな。

joined a class action settlement
can't wait to get a check for $2 in a year

>>212711483
getting dressed for church i hope

Blonde and blue-eyed people are natural aristocrats.

At Vodafone, our aim is to create a digital society that includes everyone and helps protect the planet. We believe superfast connectivity and technology is the key to unlocking the UK’s potential. We’re connecting people, businesses, and communities, so everyone can tap into the benefits of a digital society.
#TheNationsNetwork

>>212711537
It's my gimmick de lid. Nice tiddies on that land grubber!

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

wish people would cut me some slack

>>212711553
i'll be still in bed i just don't want to awkwardly thank the iraqi

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>212711542
Jokes aside, Ireland will flip before the UK.

>>212711555
https://youtu.be/wx90MPXeagw

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

need........coffee........

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>slack
cut
>break
given
>hook
let off

mad how it turns out the epstein files were never even real, imagine being one of those mongs that spent the past 10 years trying to connect non existent dots only to find out it was never even real lol

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212711610
I hope I personally get to neck you during the next world war you catatonic invalid

>>212711548
くたばれ

>>212711639
obviously they're real

>>212711606
>brown speaker
Discarded

sweating like a pig here
i know pigs don't have sweat glands but ifn you can come up with a more apropos expression i'd like to hear it!

>>212711664
prove it then

>>212710360
4 hours sleep because my gf dragged me to one of her mates shite birthdays, brilliant. Sunday an absolute write off and I didn't even drink

>>212711678
just say you're feeling 'perspy'. It's what people are doing these days.

>>212711693
Women are inconsiderate. That couple will divorce in 3 years and then what.

>>212711625
Coffee is jewish

>>212711721
jfc what an eyesore

i dont like modern history i only like prehistory

honestly this weather makes life not worth living its too fucking hot i cant sleep i cant breathe

>>212711754
Grug

remember in like 2024 when americans went full schizo and were seeing "ufo"s over new jersey daily and how "full disclosure" was only days away

>>212711801
yas

>>212711803
>>>/cum/

go and stay go

Shouldn't you be in church

how do fat people deal with 30c+ bet they must fucking reek

>>212711803
there really were ufos tho

Jesus the new Walking with Dinos is poorly animated

>>212711829
ask ur mum

>>212711803
Last year you thought there was a flying saucer over East Rutherford

>>212711803
last year you believed there was a flying saucer over East Rutherford.

flying saucers over cheadle

>feels like 24

sunberg needs to die for these crimes

>>212711801
um thats actually a gross stereotype man there is no academic consensus on the names of cromagnon, troglodytes, neanderthals or Denisovans. Do better

>>212711878
>>212711884
>Swear to god Tone, there's two Paulies

*boggles your mind*

shut the fuck up already quentin

24 is an AC setting

the you know whos took this away from us

>>212711937
my a/c is quite literally set to that as I type this

>>212711900
sybnau

*rubs eyes* I'm seeing doubles, four krusty's!

>>212711942
the voldemorts?

>>212711828
Got work at 10, so unfortunately I can't

>>212711942
Nicholas lyndhurst...how could he

>>212711942
Kino image

>>212711952
sybaunbibyba

UNLIMITED (legal) Nigerians
just a constant stream of Nigerians 24/7 for no reason
get the fuckers in NOW

>>212711793
poor bong. come get into bed with me I have a big comfy fan

the ehh con

>>212711991
need me somalians
need me nafris
need me afghanis
need me pakis
get the lot in

Good morning, I hate women.

ok ok GOD listen to me it was real it was real alright climate change was real and I was wrong and you were right and im sorry and im begging you Please please please just for an hour or 2 make it rain

Past a certain age...

>>212712021
so what age is it?

>>212712014
I hate you

>>212712028
14

left- me
right- brit

>>212712033
o_O

>>21271199
new reform manifest just dropped

Kill women

All Asian women deserve a BWC.

why cant america just fill this in with land and become even bigger

mental how worth it is paying a couple of quid extra for proper Quaker rolled oats instead of cheap shite
Might think oats are oats but they really arent

poo in stew
wee in tea

>>212712070
aliens live down there

>>212712070
We should take Canada first, and then make them fill it in with land for us. They're not doing nothing.

>>212711991
get the fucking congolese in men only need 10 million congolese big swinging 12 inchers running around giving emma and katie screaming orgasms

>>212711483
went to a lot of effort to hide where i life here but yeah. they took 40 fucking minutes cancelling drivers several times (food cooked at 8am of course) and finally someone takes it and what do they fucking do? they go to the wrong mcdonalds 7 minutes down the motorway..............

>>212712114
screaming

>>212711991
yes buuuuuuuut...
Can we please pay some more taxes to pay for them!!!

ephraim fumbling the bag
rorke's tummy rumbling
leftypol still in bed asleep, cum dripping out of his ringpiece

el scran demi

>>212712140
>rorke's tummy rumbling
ktim

Europeans will one day soon look back at the failure to depopulate Africa and Asia as a terrible mistake.

It's the same problem the Romans had. Greed of a section of the ruling class (whether under slavery or capitalism) leads to racial annihilation.

>>212712114
they picking up someone elses order lil brobro

>>212712114
deserve it desu lad. uber eats drivers are typically low iq fresh arrivals and you shouldn't support that

Got asked by a fit bird if I was single last night. Sadly it was a gay club so I think she was asking for a friend (male). Also sadly I'm not single.
Would have bitten her hand off a few years back, think I'm getting more attractive with age

>>212712144
English wendigoon

>>212712132
>northern cold areas have more beauty than warmer southern regions
Woah... no way

>>212712148
how would you prepare for whats to come o great one

>>212712158
What you doing in the gay clubs then bong?

anyone ordering off apps should be on a terror watchlist
how can you live with yourself knowing you a quite literally funding the illegal occupation of your own country by islamists?

People who use UberJeets and Deliverpoo are spiritually brown

>>212712151
they aren't it'd say they have some stops along the way before it showed the route

>>212712155
do agree

>>212712182
Mate's birthday

>>212712190
they do it sneaky like or on different apps

>>212712176
Love seeing the Telegraph buried
A paper for tory boy bourgeois runts

>>212712176
>open church
yeah nah fuck off

pretty accurate

one minute he's posting get the africans in, the next he's calling people who use ubereats terrorists

this is just another wacky day in the life of our rorke

>>212712216
don’t blame women for the willing self feminisation of men

>>212712176
>No EMF waves
>Shrinking cities

This same cunt will lament non-car focussed infrastructure and GDP decrease. Utter brainlet

>>212712206
i can guarantee you she just went to the wrong one

>>212712172
NatSoc

>>212712216
men were responsible for most of the reaction bakayaro

>>212712230
Rorke here. Actually legal immigration is good :)

>>212712186
Lol

>>212712176
Dunno if I can understand the nuanced subtext on this one.

>>212712216
Destroy the longhouse!

new rorke just dropped

>>212712230
He's not wrong tbf
Sick of seeing them fly about

Tell you what lads, I'm feeling very much like Hitler did in 1908-1913.

>>212712274
will never understand why people say youth is the best time of life. It sucked and i am so much happier as an somewhat middle aged man. Only normies who followed the school uni job pipeline think this.

right that's me off to 'reggs

>>212712274
ktim

>>212710877
>Its audit of Kent County Council (KCC), which it seized control of from the Tories, suggests a local authority struggling to cope with the burden of boat migrants landing on its shores from France – with 2,500 children alone entering its care system every year.
But rorke told me they were all "fighting age men"

>>212712297
You're a homeless failed painter in Vienna?

i have to have a sweet treat every day else i will die

any good porn on

>>212712335
ktim but the sweet treat is a litre of wine

Und Ihr habt doch gesiegt!

anyone else ever go through multi-day moods? Like I'll be feeling horny and keep thinking about gooning and goon like 3 times a day for 3 days and then get in an angry mood after that and dont get horny at all and dont goon and shit like that?

Shagging a labubu up the arse

at the supermarket. anyone know any good groceries?

cant be wrong

>>212712387
Nah just seem to be consistently miserable

>>212712393
get me some good zoup. Pick out what looks good i trust you.

>>212712338
https://m.vk.com/video-223915159_456239251

>>212712393
chicken salt

do you think you'll ever be allowed to put your willy inside a woman's vagina?

>>212712426
Not in a million years

do you think we'll ever escape this hypersexualized society filled with freaks who "goon"

>>212712426
bruh

>>212712467
What else is there? Wageslaving for the next 60 years then dying a virgin?

let them goon I say, let them goon

my brekky

>>212712467
https://youtu.be/FpOg1C477cQ

>>212712436
been there done that loads of times its good but dont get why most men seem utterly obsessed with, doing coke and talking rubbish for hours is better

seeing a suspicious amount of pregnant women lately

>>212712498
who the fuck actually eats this slop?
Lads on a grad scheme at KPMG listening to the high performance podcast

>>212712426
There is a child's willard in this you bastid

going to play some assassins creed origins

>>212712467
Trying to de-goon myself
Got to the point where I was wanking just to feel good

>>212712521
6 quid a meal mate it's actually alri

>>212712539
why stop though like legitimately asking?

>>212712527
That's just good old italian humour

heard heroins quite nice

poo jokes are funny
fart jokes are not funny

>>212712563
who said that

>>212712579
people who've done it

>>212712560
Don't think a man of my age should have the only source of joy his body craves being pulling his willy to women getting shagged

big pasta bake today

>>212712593
could be worse you could be an alcoholic never understood people who get addicted to things that aren't brain altering substances

so tired
too bastard hot to sleep properly
getting quite sick of it if the truth were to be told

>>212712498
ultra processed muck

where's the bastarding new

>>212712674
>>212712674
>>212712674