Thread 212712674

Ofcom chief tells Laura Kuenssberg new online safety rules a 'big moment'

watched Shaun of the dead for the first time last night
what a load of unfunny obnoxious Londoner bollocks
can’t believe this is what boomers cummed themselves over and banged on about for years

dont have a cow man

everyone STFU

>>212712694
Hot Fuzz next

great movie that

>>212712674 (OP)
good OP

will 4chan ban uk ips or will the government have to just block the site like in north korea

Adolf Hitler and the Chamber of Auschwitz

>>212712742
Kiwi got banned and you can just use a vpn so just IPs I guess

you reckon anyone's ever committed suicide because they just can't be arsed anymore?

I guess on some level that's the reason all people do it

>>212712780
dunno

>>212712703
He’s been thoroughly and completely done.

sir electric bike

9:26am on the 13th July 2025 posting on /brit/ from my smelly incel bedroom

>>212712804
lol his cultists will eat this shit up

>>212712758
>Kiwi got banned
what? that never happened

doing farts in bed and smelling em

>>212712703
not a good look

garyseconomics is back

>>212712842
kek, what a bitch

>>212712654
not enough deep for me

>>212712849
Alri Ms. Watson

>>212712850
the remaining maga mongs are claiming this is a 400iq play by trump to get everyone talking about the epstein case again, its mental how delusional these people are and also shows how cults work

>>212712891
why are you mad

>>212712881
mine's like 30-45/100 for the past 2 months

The West is turning away from Christianity. Unfortunately for the white race though, while belief in Christ and miracles is fading, the Christian moral vision of universal racial equality is stronger than ever. It has sunk into the culture, and is believed without questioning even by atheists.

In order to save the white race, that belief too would have to be completely extirpated, torn out by the roots. [But] Christianity and the culture it spawned is so useful to the success of empire that it’s hard to envision conditions under which that could happen.

It would be such a radical change in worldview that it would probably take (or even cause?) the collapse of civilization itself, similar to the way it happened when Rome fell. The Christian takeover resulted in the loss of about 99% percent of Latin literature, and 90% of Greek. Temples to pagan gods, some architectural wonders of the ancient world, were looted and pulled down. Priceless statuary and art was vandalized or smashed. Philosophers were tortured and executed, their writings banned and consigned to the flames.

>>212712859
bad vibes from that guy

>>212712881
What do you use to track this? apple watch?

4chan won't do anything so the UK will ban the site.
We've been through this lad, please keep up.
The real question is where will we move to?
I know a lot of lads are saying they will just use a VPN and stay here but I use an app to phone post. When we were at sharty I had to use the actual web page and it was shit.

>>212712919
garmoid

Epstein wrote the online safety bill

>>212712929
Someone should just make a similar imageboard

Call it britishchan or summit

>>212712742
>>212712929
I'm a mong

>>212712929
maybe you'll get a stable job, get into shape, find a wife, buy a house, have kids and retire early to travel and then die at 80 having lived a fulfilling life

>>212712929
i'll simply do what I did during the outage and leave

Me? I'll be going back to the sharty

>>212712929
i'll switch to reddit

>>212712916
I'm a pagan and I believe in universal racial equality! <3
All the gods have their own corn, some looks different but its all the same corn. They can all be delicious food.

why not send an anonymous letter to ofcom

faustian death

feel sick
had too much to drink again

>>212712929
theyll do some bullshit and itll take 5 secs to get around and youll be back farting around with the rest of us

>>212712980
I'm fairly in shape, have a good stable job and a house. I'm in the process of probably breaking up with my girlfriend.
I would like to be able to comfy phone post with the lads but the blasted wokerati are sticking their nose in

>>212713020
who the fuck lets a kid dig that deep?

>>212712703
He's not even in the black book
Ivana and Ivanka are though

>>212713008
It's nowhere near the same I looked there during the outage and it's shite. That was before I realised that the lads had moved to sharty

Why doesn't one of the British mods or jannies reply to Ofcom?
Just tell them there's rules in place etc

>>212712694
i heard zoomers like you can't enjoy feature length films because your brain has been hollowed out by tiktok slop so its no surprise you didnt like it

Are there any good British focused forums these days?
GameFAQs had a United Kingdom board which was alright

>>212713028
I hope so lad, I hope so.

>>212713036
yeah he was only 17 he should have been in a nursery or on a leash of some kind

>>212713098
forums are fucking dead m8

>>212713103
sybau

>>212713108
it was 2 meters, someone should have stopped him even before he started digging horizontally.

>gameFAQs forums
loool

Why is a 17 year old playing in the sand? Grow up.

>>212713098
r/unitedkingdom

morning lads, any plans?

>>212713120
I call this place a forum when referring to it irl.
Also I've got my balls out one side of my boxers like that lad said yesterday. Good way to beat the heat

>>212713139
well he won't be growing up now

(because he's dead)

without the fast pace /brit/ would die. its sole draw is that its more like a chatroom where you get nearly immediate replies than a forum where you post and wait for 8 hours to see if you got any hits

>>212712929
post on kc

they dont care me

watching pornography

>>212713147
finished toil, doing my exercises now

perhaps a virgin walk to the supermarket later, mainly just to get some sun, then I will watch the wimbledon final later on. That's about it.

and yourself big man?

You can watch videos on Spankbang again lol, the Age ID popup has gone

humans should have evolved to give birth prematurely and keep the still developing baby in the vaginal canal for months so the stupid big heads don't kill the moms during birth like they do now

>>212713146
Tried that it's not the same

>>212713171
https://youtu.be/pYaQuoO7IdE

>>212713202
tldr?

>>212713020
darwin award

>>212713147
Wank, watch reels, post here, wank, watch reels, get up and eat, more reels, play pokemon, watch tv, visit grandad, watch footy, more reels, bed

resigned to the fact /brit/ and possibly outer /brit/ has gone through some kind of botnet occupation and most of you aren't even real. I get the le aloof culture of posting nonsense, but some of you are just posting random arrangements of words that have nothing to do with anything. Why would a human spam a library of pictures of a game show host? When real life events happen, nobody here even acknowledges it. When Trump got shot, you have the same bots on here spamming bradley walsh so it doesnt really make any sense. People used to have conversations on here but something has happened, and I suspect indian programmed bots have occupied /brit/, dont know why though

>>212713189
Shall be gooning today. Thanks!

>>212713212
which pokemon game you playing?

Morning all :)

if you weren't born by c-section then you cannot claim to have a large brain

>>212713147
dread you-know-what

>>212713194
mad to think that women are going to evolve to have bigger vaginas to fit the babies so men will naturally evolve bigger willies too, where will it all end?

>>212713228
arceus legends

what's reels?

>>212713147
After lunch I'll be taking down a small section of scaffolding. And hopefully finishing wiring a light switch in the house. Might play the playstation, need to finish setting up a hard drive, I formatted it but now its not auto mounting to the pc.
Yourself lad?

liz dabbing

feeling emotional

>>212713217
unironically have gone through these kinds of delusions multiple times I think it might be derealization but im not to sure
what helped me is discordianism because when im like 'ahhhhhh shit whats true and real ahhhh what if all these people are just one people noooo' now i just go 'ok whatever' because it doesnt matter what goes on behind the scenes really whats in front of me is the same
stay strong bestie dont let them take you to a psych ward

Other chans I know about

Wizchan
Tvchan
Leftypol

The problem is they're very slow. Leftpol is quite fast but obviously heavily biased towards Marxism.

Any other good ones?

>>212713217
as per the leak, this place is >50% mossad

>>212713246
nice i loved that one

>>212713224
Cue the arabs in microlights

definite increase in indians in my locale

thought leftypol was called bunkerchan now

>>212713276
Not on the clearweb haha x

>>212713293
thats good

>>212713217
/brit/ was like this before LLMs were even available
i recall a thread from a few years ago where people were just replying with "slug" to everything

>>212713194
*solves your problem*

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-44357023

>>212713243
Sensory homunculus innit

>>212712929
Honestly the best case scenario is the UK blocking 4chan themselves. Their blocks are incredibly inefficient, currently blocked sites like piratebay and rt and easily accessible by just changing your DNS
4chan blocking UK IPs will be a lot harder to get around and will require a VPN and Pass

>>212713314
her arse looks smaller

>>212713276
leftypol hasn't existed for years

>>212713314
foids...

massage the cock and balls
be gentle with the cock and balls

>>212713332
remember when indians made up a lie that her boyfriend was black

at the coffee shop with dad earlier and he rolled his eyes at me when i ordered a flat white with oat milk

meanwhile he ordered a "black coffee with a dash of milk" and got given an americano with a little pitcher of semi skimmed on the side

so i ask who is the real twat in this situation

you freaks were literally on about them banning 4chan in 2017

>>212712901
im not mad at all, i lost any remaining hope i had in common sense and morality when prince andrew was found guilty and publicly declared as a pedophile with 0 punishment or repercussions and the general public didn't even care

>>212713314
Need a carries all the shopping gf

>>212713367
okay but this never happened

>>212713276
8kun

indians are bro tier

hodge is pawg she put dem black girls to shame with that gyat

>>212713351
you're the twat he's the dick, hope this helps

>>212713392
built for bbc if we are being totally honest

>>212713392
in english please

>>212713350
she has had multiple black bfs this is not a joke

>>212713293
Prosperity looms

Imagining waking up with her lips around it

>>212713404
good

dream of going to the local store and the local paki clerk greeting me with "what will it be boss?"

>>212713379
case in point

>>212713352
I was 10 in 2017

>>212713415
Went into a corner shop I hadn't been in for like 2 years and the bossman remembered me felt good

>>212713351
don't really see the appeal of getting an americano with milk on the side compared to a latte or flat white or something like that
if its instant coffee sure i get that it needs some milk but if youre already at a coffee shop might as well just get a full milk-based coffee or just drink something black

Emma Watson flushes her poop down the toilet. Seems like a complete waste when it could instead go into my mouth.

the 'cotine 'ouches no longer give me a nice head rush first thing in the morning
i no longer get to have this joy

>>212713352
that's how long they've been trying to get online safety laws enacted. now they've done that and are starting to enforce it.

you are going, right?

>>212713442
time to get on the ganja

>>212713289
yeah the game is good but gamefreak are shit at landscape and world design compared to nintendo s/v had this problem too the game looks like its for the ps2. Nintendo did a better job with botw and totk in terms of making a detailed world you can fly around

>>212713442
Same. Tried stronger ones and they just made me feel sick

Support Israel

>>212713367
Wasnt really a paedophile though mate. She was 17, which is legal in the British Virgin islands, you've consumed too much yank slop podcasts

>>212713392
my cock couldn't even reach her fanny

Blowing up a Vienetta

>>212713435
i think his argument would be that he only wants a little milk in his coffee rather than a cup where 60% of it is steamed milk

>>212713460
Need her to kick me in the bollocks

rorking on the train

i wonder why it's so unsafe......it's a mystery....

Huw Edwards never went to jail

>>212713446
just 2 more weeks is it?

>>212713482
that druggard can stay in qatar

>>212713442
that reminds me it's time to snuck my snus

>>212713460
Hope she gets beaten up by Haredis

>>212713484
He didnt do anything. What are you supposed to do if someone spams CP to you on whatsapp?

>>212713477
I mean I'll kick you in the balls if you want
I'll even put heels on and stomp them into goo if you want

>>212713486
NTA but he's right try going on kiwifarms right now

>>212713468
thats why she fucks blacks

>>212713493
pay them for more

>>212713482
wish i lived in london i could ignore the blacks if my surroundings looked like this

I’m in rural Spain and church bells are ringing

>>212713503
grow up

>>212713508
looks dogshit

>>212713479
based

>>212713466
yeh his history with liking young teenage girls and his close ties to the most renowned global child sex trafficker with numerous visits to his nonce island

definitely just a good bloke who had a few dodgy mates and was in the wrong place at the wrong time and also had a one off shag with a teenager

>>212713510
stating facts

>>212713494
corrrr

>>212713486
sad how you won't be able to admit you're wrong

>>212713508
you couldn't afford to live in places like that

>>212713515
Rorke…

>>212713508
>i could ignore the blacks
you couldn't, no one can

I sometimes feel like a bus
I like it
I like to feel bussy

>>212713512
post your depressing little grief hole cattle station in walla walla gonga poowong then

>>212713515
sprayed on jeans in 2025 omds even the battyman will see you as a battyman

>>212713515
the lad

london planners be like we have have the most beautiful city ever with 100000 years of history so were gonna need around 15-20 giant ugly ahh glass willies right here in the center yeah cheers

>>212713548
yeah they should have kept all the ruins left over from the fire of london and the blitz so it was more authentic

they amended the OSA so they could go after smaller sites, and named 4chan in particular

>As a result of this defeat, the government subsequently brought forward its own amendment to the Bill in the Commons, which Alex Davies-Jones MP, then Labour’s shadow digital spokesperson, welcomed as, without it: ‘we could have been left in a position where some of the most harmful websites and platforms, including 4chan and BitChute, which regularly host and promote far right, antisemitic content, slipped through the cracks of the legislation. None of us wanted that to happen.’

na cause who thought this was okay

>>212713522
Real red blooded men would shag teenagers if given half the chance. Its only been in the past 20 years or so we've all been pretending its immoral because we all have to listen to bitter, fat old women in politics now.

The thing is, what happened to Pompeii could very easily happen again. There are plenty of populated areas close to Mt. Vesuvius nowadays. The death toll may be mitigated by early detection and evacuation but the devastation and destruction of those populated areas cannot be prevented.

>>212713548
glass willies are the least of our problems

>>212713573
Smirk a little when I see THAT building

why am i mentally ill?

>>212713563
they did replace all the charred bodies with charred niggers

>>212713568
sybau

based

>>212713581
I think you're just a pedophile. I think it's like 20% of men or something so its not super uncommon, but still you're a wrong'n.

>>212713573
i think london's skyline is nice

I think it must be difficult to build a genuine connection with an English person because of your culture of fake politeness and non-confrontation. Is that true?

>>212713615
one word: bruh

>>212713617
motherfucker you're dutch

so much dangerous far right and anti-semitic content on /brit/ as of late….

>>212713548
Buildings with modern amenitites are important. Zillenials want zoned AC, floor to ceiling windows and doggy daycare facilities

>>212713620
fun and interesting

they just climbed up the side of those pallets to build that thing? doesn't seem very safe

The bwc has risen

>>212713494
bruh

>>212713634
giant nigger obelisk

>>212713620
looks like something from a cartoon that was comically enlarged

>>212713598
you're not alone.

>Approximately 24% of the UK population, or 16.1 million people, are estimated to have a disability. This figure represents those who have a physical or mental health condition or illness that has lasted or is expected to last 12 months or more, and which reduces their ability to carry out day-to-day activities. The prevalence of disability increases with age, with 11% of children, 23% of working-age adults, and 45% of adults over the State Pension age reporting a disability.

>>212713640
>nigger
?

>>212713639
idk what you're even trying to say :x

how long can you keep ice in the freezer for before it goes bad?
i have some like six month old ice cubes are they okay?

>>212713656
Queer Bummer Prime Censorer of 10 Downie Street announces Nonce-Com will Hide Brots behind the Great Wall of Starmer's Arse Cheeks

>>212713598
no such thing as mental illness

>>212713656
genuinely hate this country

>>212713609
Its been like this throughout all of human history, at much younger ages than 17. The age of consent in Britain in 16 years old, and you're going to cope about it. Stop conflating 16 year olds with 7 year olds.

>>212713661
sybau

>>212713620
decent craic when this one started melting cars at street leve due to the curvature

thanks, I hate it

>>212713640
ohhhhhh so thats why the Egyptian god cards were locked away

>>212713669
just check for mold, if none it’s fine

>>212713626
yes and we're more inclined to speak our minds which may seem harsh sometimes but it does lead to more efficient and authentic communication.
I have some family in England and I always get the feeling they all secretly hate each other but none of them ever says anything or wants to talk about it. Must be miserable.

>>212713673
a fellow szasz gang member

>>212713637
grenfell looking unsafe these days

Sometimes wish I could live in London but the whole place seems like it would be so grim and alien to me and I have no friends which seems terrible to have there, but also don’t think I could afford to live alone in a decently tidy or safe place

they already want more draconian online censorship

>The Science, Innovation and Technology Committee, which investigated the law in the wake of the Southport riots, said internet users were being exposed to large volumes of harmful and misleading content "which can deceive, damage mental health, normalise extremist views, undermine democracy, and fuel violence".

>MPs in the committee concluded that the Act failed to keep UK citizens "safe from a core and pervasive online harm".

>Many safety campaigners think the rules simply don't go far enough and that Ofcom has been far too cautious. A former cabinet minister tells me: "I just don't understand their lack of pace or urgency."

>>212713640
:skull:

the shard is a peng building
22 bishopsgate and heron tower are peng squared
all the new skyscrapers in the city are nice and much nicer than the old crusty boring ones in canary wharf

4chan peaked years ago, wont miss this place if it gets blocked. Just edgy zoomers now trying to fit in pretending to be mentally ill now. The golden years were 2007 to 2017.

>>212713679
nah im sorry you have to learn like this but yeah you are a pedo, most men are not like that.

shaking with rage thinking about the london skyline

we gon wank to gay porn

>>212713726
and the gherkin? can we comment on that building?
*gets in your face*
huh? huh?

>>212713716
it's shit unless you're rich. one of the biggest issues is that it's all transient. you build a friendship with someone only for that person to suddenly leave. the amount of people i've seen come and go is mad

>>212713717
>our population cannot handle content that isn’t approved by us, source: us
why are they like this

>>212713744
i like it
it's different and fun

rorke trying to squeeze lemons rock from a blood rock lemonade

>>212713617
bit of a false premise mate, there's nothing fake about our politeness

this is legal apparently

https://bunkr.cr/f/ueBZFbNc52Ily

2035

Do american visit australia a lot?

>>212713460
Very nice to see that Jews in the US no longer need to feel like second class citizens.

>>212713729
The entire porn industry is virtually centered around the promiscuity and elixir of youth. The top porn stars all pretend to be teenagers.

>>212713753
oh its different all right

>>212713761
foreigners simply cannot distinguish between politeness and friendliness
it's also one of america's chief maladies

>>212713762
what is it

27C in my room
I'm dying

>>212713665
How tall are you in heels?

>>212713728
just go on, could you point me to some posts in this thread that are 'edgy zoomer pretending to be mentally ill' please

the face card is insane

>>212713781
guy filming people's arses

mad how the most attractive girls you can think of will all get their pussy rammed with a cock. not yours, but a cock nonetheless.

>>212713789
*got on

>>212713804
just want to kiss her face

>>212713804
don’t think about that at all tbqh

>>212713728
>pretending
I'm not
>2007
What a concept, the site for young people grows tiring when you're not young anymore.

>>212713804
and they'll even swallow that guys cum

>>212713804
gio my gf

>>212713804
mad that i was born a man and forced to suffer

>>212713789
Every conversation in this thread is parasocial, the people behind the posts are all irony poisoned, so they're behind 5 different "filters" of personality. Its a particular zoomer disease, its what happens when you're terminally online since childhood. People do not talk like this in real life mate

fancy a 'fefe

>>212713746
Exberg lives there now and sometimes seems like she wants to give it another go so I could always split the rent if I got back with her but don’t see how I could even rebuild the relationship when I live hours away

>>212713804
do her eyes actually turn blue here?
it sort of looks like it to me

>>212713804
gallons of cum have been on that face

>>212713804
shes not even that pretty

>>212713821
he's wrong but he's not far off the website was better before /pol/ by every metric

>>212713791
mental how fit they are

>>212713473
I understand the plan, I don't connect with the behavior.

>>212713821
Theres objectively no interesting things happening on this website anymore. Its very obviously dead, you didnt expect 4chan to be in prime form 2016 style forever did you?

premium bukkake

Nothing screams faggot more than trying to act manly based on the coffee you drink.

Real men aren't concerned with whether their coffee has milk or not you utter runts.

>>212713845
/pol/ has been around since 2011 retard. And before then it was just called /news/ but was exactly the same.

>>212713845
What year did pol start? I'm in my 5th year of posting here, and pol was the first board I posted on.

>>212713833
you're right yeah

>>212713843
she's pretty but something about her makes me think her breath smells like coffee

>>212713882
We can tell

>>212713858
Wasn't posting in 2016.

>>212713873
i'm very concerned as to whether my coffee has milk or not because it makes it taste very different

If your first post wasn't on /b/ you are gay, simple

>>212713906
Choose your drink then sybau runt

>>212713893
What's that mean then hm

>>212713891
she smokes as well

>>212713907
Came to 4chinz /fit/ from MISC in 2009. Your post checks out haha

Been here 13 years me my life would be immeasurably better if I hadn't at all

feeling bit parched, might drink a million litres of beer

>Woman arrested after texting a man 159,000 times over 10 months after 1 date. That’s about 530 texts a day. She was found inside the man’s home bathing while he was away.

the protogf

>>212713877
Never saw /news/ but I was in middle school when i first came here
my point still stands. /pol/ was like colonialism for this website that irreparably damaged it's foundations

>>212713946
Know someone like this

>>212713907
Perhaps

>>212713946
Why are you posting pics of my bird

>>212713933
oof

one wonders how they were killed
an earthquake perhaps

>>212713979
would scran that cock

>>212713995
hamas was hiding in the well

>>212713946
wish i was a chad

>>212714007
poo dog

>>212713995
mad how they're just annihilating unarmed civilians every time they try to get aid and nobody's even criticising it

>>212714007
poo hound

>>212713979
Gave me a stiffy this

have you ever dealt with a crazy woman in a relationship?

going to Amsterdam and want to try weed but I’m a massive virgin freak and didn’t do normal things like trying weed as a teenager and wouldn’t know where to begin walking in to a coffee shop so I probably won’t try it

right well that's a nudey lady

>>212714007
How does he not get the poo up his nose

>>212714036
>doing drugs
>doing drugs first time in a foreign country

get a clue

AITA for “running away” because my parents were late to my graduation over a Labubu?

>>212713995
i know this hasn't been through the full judicial process but i reckon it might be illegal

>>212714035
i've never been in a relationship. i'm 32 years old

Have you ever been interested in a woman but you know you just can’t take it further because of mental elves? Horrible feeling

>>212714036
come to Colorado

>>212714024
gave me a stiffy this

>>212714036
you can buy pre-rolled joints ready to go, all you do is smoke it

>>212714089
ai sloppington

>>212714081
why not?

cricket on soon

>>212714089
must be pretty comfy to walk around in these man dresses

>>212714105
friendless loser with no social skills

just want the football back

>>212714007
poo dog he likes it:)

>>212714123
just be confident bro

>>212714123
are you ugly? how bigs you dick

>>212713147
Church
Clean my smeggy flat
Meeting a friend for a walk and a roast
A pint or two perhaps??

>>212714143
probably, just under 6 inches

>>212714172
>>212714172
>>212714172

>>212713833
some posts that I could imagine someone saying out loud:
>>212712742
>>212712919
>>212712960
>>212713164
but those are the only ones in the first ~100

Why do gay men prefer the biggest cock they can have? Not like you can fit it all anyway. At most you can barely get the head in before it hits poo..

>He exhaled, a cloud of smoke blocked the sky from his vision like the heavens themselves were tired of his talk.
>"Fuck em all" he said. Brian turned his head slightly and started looking at him from out of the corner of his eye. "Fuck the moon. Fuck the sky and the stars and the planets and the comets." He took another drag. The smoke filling his lungs was one of the few things that still gave him pleasure. It was like being fucked in the airways by a gentle lover. "Those things are no good for you," Brian told him. "And I'm no good for you, so let's drop it," he replied.