Ofcom chief tells Laura Kuenssberg new online safety rules a 'big moment'
watched Shaun of the dead for the first time last night
what a load of unfunny obnoxious Londoner bollocks
canโt believe this is what boomers cummed themselves over and banged on about for years
>>212712694Hot Fuzz next
great movie that
will 4chan ban uk ips or will the government have to just block the site like in north korea
Adolf Hitler and the Chamber of Auschwitz
>>212712742Kiwi got banned and you can just use a vpn so just IPs I guess
you reckon anyone's ever committed suicide because they just can't be arsed anymore?
I guess on some level that's the reason all people do it
>>212712703Heโs been thoroughly and completely done.
9:26am on the 13th July 2025 posting on /brit/ from my smelly incel bedroom
>>212712804lol his cultists will eat this shit up
>>212712758>Kiwi got banned what? that never happened
doing farts in bed and smelling em
>>212712703not a good look
>>212712842kek, what a bitch
>>212712654not enough deep for me
>>212712849Alri Ms. Watson
>>212712850the remaining maga mongs are claiming this is a 400iq play by trump to get everyone talking about the epstein case again, its mental how delusional these people are and also shows how cults work
>>212712891why are you mad
>>212712881mine's like 30-45/100 for the past 2 months
The West is turning away from Christianity. Unfortunately for the white race though, while belief in Christ and miracles is fading, the Christian moral vision of universal racial equality is stronger than ever. It has sunk into the culture, and is believed without questioning even by atheists.
In order to save the white race, that belief too would have to be completely extirpated, torn out by the roots. [But] Christianity and the culture it spawned is so useful to the success of empire that itโs hard to envision conditions under which that could happen.
It would be such a radical change in worldview that it would probably take (or even cause?) the collapse of civilization itself, similar to the way it happened when Rome fell. The Christian takeover resulted in the loss of about 99% percent of Latin literature, and 90% of Greek. Temples to pagan gods, some architectural wonders of the ancient world, were looted and pulled down. Priceless statuary and art was vandalized or smashed. Philosophers were tortured and executed, their writings banned and consigned to the flames.
>>212712859bad vibes from that guy
>>212712881What do you use to track this? apple watch?
4chan won't do anything so the UK will ban the site.
We've been through this lad, please keep up.
The real question is where will we move to?
I know a lot of lads are saying they will just use a VPN and stay here but I use an app to phone post. When we were at sharty I had to use the actual web page and it was shit.
Epstein wrote the online safety bill
>>212712929Someone should just make a similar imageboard
Call it britishchan or summit
>>212712929maybe you'll get a stable job, get into shape, find a wife, buy a house, have kids and retire early to travel and then die at 80 having lived a fulfilling life
>>212712929i'll simply do what I did during the outage and leave
Me? I'll be going back to the sharty
>>212712929i'll switch to reddit
>>212712916I'm a pagan and I believe in universal racial equality! <3
All the gods have their own corn, some looks different but its all the same corn. They can all be delicious food.
why not send an anonymous letter to ofcom
feel sick
had too much to drink again
>>212712929theyll do some bullshit and itll take 5 secs to get around and youll be back farting around with the rest of us
>>212712980I'm fairly in shape, have a good stable job and a house. I'm in the process of probably breaking up with my girlfriend.
I would like to be able to comfy phone post with the lads but the blasted wokerati are sticking their nose in
>>212713020who the fuck lets a kid dig that deep?
>>212712703He's not even in the black book
Ivana and Ivanka are though
>>212713008It's nowhere near the same I looked there during the outage and it's shite. That was before I realised that the lads had moved to sharty
Why doesn't one of the British mods or jannies reply to Ofcom?
Just tell them there's rules in place etc
>>212712694i heard zoomers like you can't enjoy feature length films because your brain has been hollowed out by tiktok slop so its no surprise you didnt like it
Are there any good British focused forums these days?
GameFAQs had a United Kingdom board which was alright
>>212713028I hope so lad, I hope so.
>>212713036yeah he was only 17 he should have been in a nursery or on a leash of some kind
>>212713098forums are fucking dead m8
>>212713108it was 2 meters, someone should have stopped him even before he started digging horizontally.
Why is a 17 year old playing in the sand? Grow up.
>>212713098r/unitedkingdom
>>212713120I call this place a forum when referring to it irl.
Also I've got my balls out one side of my boxers like that lad said yesterday. Good way to beat the heat
>>212713139well he won't be growing up now
(because he's dead)
without the fast pace /brit/ would die. its sole draw is that its more like a chatroom where you get nearly immediate replies than a forum where you post and wait for 8 hours to see if you got any hits
>>212713147finished toil, doing my exercises now
perhaps a virgin walk to the supermarket later, mainly just to get some sun, then I will watch the wimbledon final later on. That's about it.
and yourself big man?
You can watch videos on Spankbang again lol, the Age ID popup has gone
humans should have evolved to give birth prematurely and keep the still developing baby in the vaginal canal for months so the stupid big heads don't kill the moms during birth like they do now
>>212713146Tried that it's not the same
>>212713171https://youtu.be/pYaQuoO7IdE
>>212713147Wank, watch reels, post here, wank, watch reels, get up and eat, more reels, play pokemon, watch tv, visit grandad, watch footy, more reels, bed
resigned to the fact /brit/ and possibly outer /brit/ has gone through some kind of botnet occupation and most of you aren't even real. I get the le aloof culture of posting nonsense, but some of you are just posting random arrangements of words that have nothing to do with anything. Why would a human spam a library of pictures of a game show host? When real life events happen, nobody here even acknowledges it. When Trump got shot, you have the same bots on here spamming bradley walsh so it doesnt really make any sense. People used to have conversations on here but something has happened, and I suspect indian programmed bots have occupied /brit/, dont know why though
>>212713189Shall be gooning today. Thanks!
>>212713212which pokemon game you playing?
if you weren't born by c-section then you cannot claim to have a large brain
>>212713147dread you-know-what
>>212713194mad to think that women are going to evolve to have bigger vaginas to fit the babies so men will naturally evolve bigger willies too, where will it all end?
>>212713228arceus legends
>>212713147After lunch I'll be taking down a small section of scaffolding. And hopefully finishing wiring a light switch in the house. Might play the playstation, need to finish setting up a hard drive, I formatted it but now its not auto mounting to the pc.
Yourself lad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOoO3K0VQts
>>212713217unironically have gone through these kinds of delusions multiple times I think it might be derealization but im not to sure
what helped me is discordianism because when im like 'ahhhhhh shit whats true and real ahhhh what if all these people are just one people noooo' now i just go 'ok whatever' because it doesnt matter what goes on behind the scenes really whats in front of me is the same
stay strong bestie dont let them take you to a psych ward
Other chans I know about
Wizchan
Tvchan
Leftypol
The problem is they're very slow. Leftpol is quite fast but obviously heavily biased towards Marxism.
Any other good ones?
>>212713217as per the leak, this place is >50% mossad
>>212713246nice i loved that one
>>212713224Cue the arabs in microlights
definite increase in indians in my locale
thought leftypol was called bunkerchan now
>>212713276Not on the clearweb haha x
>>212713217/brit/ was like this before LLMs were even available
i recall a thread from a few years ago where people were just replying with "slug" to everything
>>212713194*solves your problem*
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-tayside-central-44357023
>>212713243Sensory homunculus innit
>>212712929Honestly the best case scenario is the UK blocking 4chan themselves. Their blocks are incredibly inefficient, currently blocked sites like piratebay and rt and easily accessible by just changing your DNS
4chan blocking UK IPs will be a lot harder to get around and will require a VPN and Pass
>>212713314her arse looks smaller
>>212713276leftypol hasn't existed for years
massage the cock and balls
be gentle with the cock and balls
>>212713332remember when indians made up a lie that her boyfriend was black
at the coffee shop with dad earlier and he rolled his eyes at me when i ordered a flat white with oat milk
meanwhile he ordered a "black coffee with a dash of milk" and got given an americano with a little pitcher of semi skimmed on the side
so i ask who is the real twat in this situation
you freaks were literally on about them banning 4chan in 2017
>>212712901im not mad at all, i lost any remaining hope i had in common sense and morality when prince andrew was found guilty and publicly declared as a pedophile with 0 punishment or repercussions and the general public didn't even care
>>212713314Need a carries all the shopping gf
>>212713367okay but this never happened
hodge is pawg she put dem black girls to shame with that gyat
>>212713351you're the twat he's the dick, hope this helps
>>212713392built for bbc if we are being totally honest
>>212713392in english please
>>212713350she has had multiple black bfs this is not a joke
>>212713293Prosperity looms
Imagining waking up with her lips around it
dream of going to the local store and the local paki clerk greeting me with "what will it be boss?"
>Ofcom CEO Melanie Dawes says new regulations to protect under-18s from harmful material online mean companies will have to either remove certain content or "have highly effective age checks"
>>212713352I was 10 in 2017
>>212713415Went into a corner shop I hadn't been in for like 2 years and the bossman remembered me felt good
>>212713351don't really see the appeal of getting an americano with milk on the side compared to a latte or flat white or something like that
if its instant coffee sure i get that it needs some milk but if youre already at a coffee shop might as well just get a full milk-based coffee or just drink something black
Emma Watson flushes her poop down the toilet. Seems like a complete waste when it could instead go into my mouth.
the 'cotine 'ouches no longer give me a nice head rush first thing in the morning
i no longer get to have this joy
>>212713352that's how long they've been trying to get online safety laws enacted. now they've done that and are starting to enforce it.
>>212713442time to get on the ganja
>>212713289yeah the game is good but gamefreak are shit at landscape and world design compared to nintendo s/v had this problem too the game looks like its for the ps2. Nintendo did a better job with botw and totk in terms of making a detailed world you can fly around
>>212713442Same. Tried stronger ones and they just made me feel sick
>>212713367Wasnt really a paedophile though mate. She was 17, which is legal in the British Virgin islands, you've consumed too much yank slop podcasts
>>212713392my cock couldn't even reach her fanny
>>212713435i think his argument would be that he only wants a little milk in his coffee rather than a cup where 60% of it is steamed milk
>>212713460Need her to kick me in the bollocks
i wonder why it's so unsafe......it's a mystery....
Huw Edwards never went to jail
>>212713446just 2 more weeks is it?
>>212713482that druggard can stay in qatar
>>212713442that reminds me it's time to snuck my snus
>>212713460Hope she gets beaten up by Haredis
>>212713484He didnt do anything. What are you supposed to do if someone spams CP to you on whatsapp?
>>212713477I mean I'll kick you in the balls if you want
I'll even put heels on and stomp them into goo if you want
>>212713486NTA but he's right try going on kiwifarms right now
>>212713468thats why she fucks blacks
>>212713493pay them for more
>>212713482wish i lived in london i could ignore the blacks if my surroundings looked like this
Iโm in rural Spain and church bells are ringing
>>212713466yeh his history with liking young teenage girls and his close ties to the most renowned global child sex trafficker with numerous visits to his nonce island
definitely just a good bloke who had a few dodgy mates and was in the wrong place at the wrong time and also had a one off shag with a teenager
>>212713486sad how you won't be able to admit you're wrong
>>212713508you couldn't afford to live in places like that
>>212713508>i could ignore the blacksyou couldn't, no one can
I sometimes feel like a bus
I like it
I like to feel bussy
>>212713512post your depressing little grief hole cattle station in walla walla gonga poowong then
>>212713515sprayed on jeans in 2025 omds even the battyman will see you as a battyman
london planners be like we have have the most beautiful city ever with 100000 years of history so were gonna need around 15-20 giant ugly ahh glass willies right here in the center yeah cheers
>>212713548yeah they should have kept all the ruins left over from the fire of london and the blitz so it was more authentic
they amended the OSA so they could go after smaller sites, and named 4chan in particular
>As a result of this defeat, the government subsequently brought forward its own amendment to the Bill in the Commons, which Alex Davies-Jones MP, then Labourโs shadow digital spokesperson, welcomed as, without it: โwe could have been left in a position where some of the most harmful websites and platforms, including 4chan and BitChute, which regularly host and promote far right, antisemitic content, slipped through the cracks of the legislation. None of us wanted that to happen.โ
na cause who thought this was okay
>>212713522Real red blooded men would shag teenagers if given half the chance. Its only been in the past 20 years or so we've all been pretending its immoral because we all have to listen to bitter, fat old women in politics now.
The thing is, what happened to Pompeii could very easily happen again. There are plenty of populated areas close to Mt. Vesuvius nowadays. The death toll may be mitigated by early detection and evacuation but the devastation and destruction of those populated areas cannot be prevented.
>>212713548glass willies are the least of our problems
>>212713573Smirk a little when I see THAT building
>>212713563they did replace all the charred bodies with charred niggers
>>212713581I think you're just a pedophile. I think it's like 20% of men or something so its not super uncommon, but still you're a wrong'n.
>>212713573i think london's skyline is nice
I think it must be difficult to build a genuine connection with an English person because of your culture of fake politeness and non-confrontation. Is that true?
>>212713615one word: bruh
>>212713617motherfucker you're dutch
so much dangerous far right and anti-semitic content on /brit/ as of lateโฆ.
>>212713548Buildings with modern amenitites are important. Zillenials want zoned AC, floor to ceiling windows and doggy daycare facilities
>>212713620fun and interesting
they just climbed up the side of those pallets to build that thing? doesn't seem very safe
>>212713634giant nigger obelisk
>>212713620looks like something from a cartoon that was comically enlarged
>>212713598you're not alone.
>Approximately 24% of the UK population, or 16.1 million people, are estimated to have a disability. This figure represents those who have a physical or mental health condition or illness that has lasted or is expected to last 12 months or more, and which reduces their ability to carry out day-to-day activities. The prevalence of disability increases with age, with 11% of children, 23% of working-age adults, and 45% of adults over the State Pension age reporting a disability.
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content
>>212713639idk what you're even trying to say :x
how long can you keep ice in the freezer for before it goes bad?
i have some like six month old ice cubes are they okay?
>>212713656Queer Bummer Prime Censorer of 10 Downie Street announces Nonce-Com will Hide Brots behind the Great Wall of Starmer's Arse Cheeks
>>212713598no such thing as mental illness
>>212713656genuinely hate this country
>>212713609Its been like this throughout all of human history, at much younger ages than 17. The age of consent in Britain in 16 years old, and you're going to cope about it. Stop conflating 16 year olds with 7 year olds.
>>212713620decent craic when this one started melting cars at street leve due to the curvature
>>212713640ohhhhhh so thats why the Egyptian god cards were locked away
>>212713669just check for mold, if none itโs fine
>>212713626yes and we're more inclined to speak our minds which may seem harsh sometimes but it does lead to more efficient and authentic communication.
I have some family in England and I always get the feeling they all secretly hate each other but none of them ever says anything or wants to talk about it. Must be miserable.
>>212713673a fellow szasz gang member
>>212713637grenfell looking unsafe these days
Sometimes wish I could live in London but the whole place seems like it would be so grim and alien to me and I have no friends which seems terrible to have there, but also donโt think I could afford to live alone in a decently tidy or safe place
they already want more draconian online censorship
>The Science, Innovation and Technology Committee, which investigated the law in the wake of the Southport riots, said internet users were being exposed to large volumes of harmful and misleading content "which can deceive, damage mental health, normalise extremist views, undermine democracy, and fuel violence".
>MPs in the committee concluded that the Act failed to keep UK citizens "safe from a core and pervasive online harm".
>Many safety campaigners think the rules simply don't go far enough and that Ofcom has been far too cautious. A former cabinet minister tells me: "I just don't understand their lack of pace or urgency."
the shard is a peng building
22 bishopsgate and heron tower are peng squared
all the new skyscrapers in the city are nice and much nicer than the old crusty boring ones in canary wharf
4chan peaked years ago, wont miss this place if it gets blocked. Just edgy zoomers now trying to fit in pretending to be mentally ill now. The golden years were 2007 to 2017.
>>212713679nah im sorry you have to learn like this but yeah you are a pedo, most men are not like that.
shaking with rage thinking about the london skyline
>>212713726and the gherkin? can we comment on that building?
*gets in your face*
huh? huh?
>>212713716it's shit unless you're rich. one of the biggest issues is that it's all transient. you build a friendship with someone only for that person to suddenly leave. the amount of people i've seen come and go is mad
>>212713717>our population cannot handle content that isnโt approved by us, source: us why are they like this
>>212713744i like it
it's different and fun
rorke trying to squeeze lemons rock from a blood rock lemonade
>>212713617bit of a false premise mate, there's nothing fake about our politeness
this is legal apparently
https://bunkr.cr/f/ueBZFbNc52Ily
file
md5: 1a3ba1253cdae898aa8c57f52f0f336d
๐
Do american visit australia a lot?
>>212713460Very nice to see that Jews in the US no longer need to feel like second class citizens.
>>212713729The entire porn industry is virtually centered around the promiscuity and elixir of youth. The top porn stars all pretend to be teenagers.
>>212713753oh its different all right
>>212713761foreigners simply cannot distinguish between politeness and friendliness
it's also one of america's chief maladies
>>212713665How tall are you in heels?
>>212713728just go on, could you point me to some posts in this thread that are 'edgy zoomer pretending to be mentally ill' please
>>212713781guy filming people's arses
mad how the most attractive girls you can think of will all get their pussy rammed with a cock. not yours, but a cock nonetheless.
>>212713804just want to kiss her face
>>212713804donโt think about that at all tbqh
>>212713728>pretendingI'm not
>2007What a concept, the site for young people grows tiring when you're not young anymore.
>>212713804and they'll even swallow that guys cum
>>212713804mad that i was born a man and forced to suffer
>>212713789Every conversation in this thread is parasocial, the people behind the posts are all irony poisoned, so they're behind 5 different "filters" of personality. Its a particular zoomer disease, its what happens when you're terminally online since childhood. People do not talk like this in real life mate
>>212713746Exberg lives there now and sometimes seems like she wants to give it another go so I could always split the rent if I got back with her but donโt see how I could even rebuild the relationship when I live hours away
>>212713804do her eyes actually turn blue here?
it sort of looks like it to me
>>212713804gallons of cum have been on that face
>>212713804shes not even that pretty
>>212713821he's wrong but he's not far off the website was better before /pol/ by every metric
>>212713791mental how fit they are
>>212713473I understand the plan, I don't connect with the behavior.
>>212713821Theres objectively no interesting things happening on this website anymore. Its very obviously dead, you didnt expect 4chan to be in prime form 2016 style forever did you?
>shes not even that pretty
Nothing screams faggot more than trying to act manly based on the coffee you drink.
Real men aren't concerned with whether their coffee has milk or not you utter runts.
>>212713845/pol/ has been around since 2011 retard. And before then it was just called /news/ but was exactly the same.
>>212713845What year did pol start? I'm in my 5th year of posting here, and pol was the first board I posted on.
>>212713833you're right yeah
>>212713843she's pretty but something about her makes me think her breath smells like coffee
>>212713858Wasn't posting in 2016.
>>212713873i'm very concerned as to whether my coffee has milk or not because it makes it taste very different
If your first post wasn't on /b/ you are gay, simple
>>212713906Choose your drink then sybau runt
>>212713893What's that mean then hm
>>212713891she smokes as well
>>212713907Came to 4chinz /fit/ from MISC in 2009. Your post checks out haha
Been here 13 years me my life would be immeasurably better if I hadn't at all
feeling bit parched, might drink a million litres of beer
>Woman arrested after texting a man 159,000 times over 10 months after 1 date. Thatโs about 530 texts a day. She was found inside the manโs home bathing while he was away.
the protogf
>>212713877Never saw /news/ but I was in middle school when i first came here
my point still stands. /pol/ was like colonialism for this website that irreparably damaged it's foundations
>>212713946Know someone like this
>>212713946Why are you posting pics of my bird
file
md5: 02512d85cef5b10e582d3310fc12a43f
๐
one wonders how they were killed
an earthquake perhaps
>>212713979would scran that cock
>>212713995hamas was hiding in the well
>>212713946wish i was a chad
>>212713995mad how they're just annihilating unarmed civilians every time they try to get aid and nobody's even criticising it
>>212713979Gave me a stiffy this
have you ever dealt with a crazy woman in a relationship?
going to Amsterdam and want to try weed but Iโm a massive virgin freak and didnโt do normal things like trying weed as a teenager and wouldnโt know where to begin walking in to a coffee shop so I probably wonโt try it
right well that's a nudey lady
>>212714007How does he not get the poo up his nose
>>212714036>doing drugs>doing drugs first time in a foreign countryget a clue
AITA for โrunning awayโ because my parents were late to my graduation over a Labubu?
>>212713995i know this hasn't been through the full judicial process but i reckon it might be illegal
>>212714035i've never been in a relationship. i'm 32 years old
Have you ever been interested in a woman but you know you just canโt take it further because of mental elves? Horrible feeling
>>212714036come to Colorado
>>212714024gave me a stiffy this
>>212714036you can buy pre-rolled joints ready to go, all you do is smoke it
>>212714089ai sloppington
>>212714089must be pretty comfy to walk around in these man dresses
>>212714105friendless loser with no social skills
just want the football back
>>212714007poo dog he likes it:)
>>212714123just be confident bro
>>212714123are you ugly? how bigs you dick
>>212713147Church
Clean my smeggy flat
Meeting a friend for a walk and a roast
A pint or two perhaps??
>>212714143probably, just under 6 inches
>>212713833some posts that I could imagine someone saying out loud:
>>212712742>>212712919>>212712960>>212713164but those are the only ones in the first ~100
Why do gay men prefer the biggest cock they can have? Not like you can fit it all anyway. At most you can barely get the head in before it hits poo..
>He exhaled, a cloud of smoke blocked the sky from his vision like the heavens themselves were tired of his talk.
>"Fuck em all" he said. Brian turned his head slightly and started looking at him from out of the corner of his eye. "Fuck the moon. Fuck the sky and the stars and the planets and the comets." He took another drag. The smoke filling his lungs was one of the few things that still gave him pleasure. It was like being fucked in the airways by a gentle lover. "Those things are no good for you," Brian told him. "And I'm no good for you, so let's drop it," he replied.