Thread 212718685

kurva anyátok edition

business idea:
a business that helps other businesses go out of business

ayo hol up

Sick to bastard death of these jf editions

new proverbial thread, as it were

BBC is running so many articles about how awesome Indians are nowadays

Very organic

>>212718716
short seller watching this thread

>"protect the children"
>casually covers up the systematic rape of white children
oops

>>212718716
hello blackrock

>>212718719
what's jf? don't like crossover episodes?

Spamming and/or flooding the new, is it?

its so fucking back for leftypol, pic related

>>212718719
Get in, whites only
>>212718703

are more rules really the answer to your problems brits? why do you vote for these things and not stopping the boats

>>212718787
fuck off with your jeet shite editions

>>212718730
That was all evil disinformation we're bringing in rules to curb that too

>>212718752
All other generals do this retard

>>212718799
Salam, Rasheed

business idea:
a business that feeds me cum

ou blimey

white boy summer has been cancelled

>>212718823
just use the same company your mum uses

>>212718227
Not true

>>212718789
hate this meme 'democracy' i wish the state would just get rid of it and say 'look lads you dont matter, we'll do what we do and you just accept' rather than carry on with the whole dog and pony show. i think being honestly oppressed is a lot more dignified than giving us a thin veil of liberity

>>212718469
the most beautiful a woman has ever looked in a movie xx

business idea:
a business that makes business ideas

Business idea: rape the disabled

I hope that someday, buddy
We have got peace in our lives
Together or apart
Alone or with our wives
Then we'll stop our whoring
And pull the smiles inside
And light it up forever
And never go to sleep
My best unbeaten brother
This isn't all I see

rorke getting chummy with achmed

es dut simple sounshine

>>212718888
alri

rorke wiping his arse with baby wipes

>>212718881
cheeky cunt stole me chips

thoughts?

roke binning flushable arse wipes

>>212718907
Virgin freak

>>212718876
great album that

>>212718823
you should visit a /sauna/ thread and just reply to a random post “tuun viekkuun nyymi”
you’ll get a boyfriend in no time, flights paid and tummy full of cum

>>212718923
post the webm

>>212718881
queen's been dead for nearly 3 years now
Did you just get your internet back Andry?

out of interest, does mr No u the argentine "pole" come here at all?

>>212718923
done that cunt

>>212718943
Virgin freak DIE!!!

>>212718902
listened to this in an exaggerated chinese accent in my head
didn't even think about it until it was over

>>212718902
>what if andrew tate but asian

any british slag here willing to give me a chance x

>>212718902
i cancel it out by not watching movies or tv

>>212718902
wow he convinced me I just stopped being autistic went outside and got a gf and a job

>>212718965
sybau

>>212718914
>>212718945
err bit rude

somebody toucha my spaghet!

>>212718942
schizo post

>>212718968
I genuinely have no idea how so many people actually fool themselves into doing this only to be completely middle of the road in everything they do, but eternally busy

>>212718960
I heard an American accent, but that Asian variety. Don't know if it's in my head but I think I can tell when it's an Asian speaking American, even if they're 3rd generation or whatever.

>>212718942
haven't a scooby who that is

can't decide what's more pathetic
he's using a vpn or he's actually brazilian

Hypothetical: you're a straight boy and a plumber comes to fix your pipes. You find him incredibly attractive, sexually. He's obviously into you. Why do you sleep with him?

>>212719015
this buy canadian

>>212719025
canadians are bro tier

>>212719005
yeah it's real
obviously there are exceptions

>>212719051
more like bo tier

reckon vin scully was a nonce

warm innit

Oooweeooo I look just like buddy hollyyy

trying not to eat shitty food. fucking love shitty food

Oh oh and you're a dirty little whore

just turned the heating on

>>212719075
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit. You need a guardian

>>212719100
the sovl of britain

A new Superman movie aye

Guess which one was arrested

more rice

fuck sake people need to stop doing this

>>212719165
The children

>>212719165
the children

Why are Israeli's so cheeky

98-4 at lunch. Second innings predicted score?

Oasis fan admitting they have any bad songs challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

you lads ever made a girl squirt?

The listening

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3pjZNxpT6g8

>>212719184
Rorke exposed

>>212719198
is that good?

>>212719137
Heckin' updoots on this!!

>>212719198
ladybirds will stop play

Business Idea

A hammer that can only be used on the skull of some tranny freak to smash their brains in.

just woke up

>>212719184
who grassed?

>>212719100
matey tuggin his sen off

>>212719211
Nice. I reckon you might like this
https://youtu.be/LhcHFPgNTiw

>>212719104
just buy a bunch of fruit and veg. you will end up eating them so they dont go bad

re-radicalising grok

>>212719277
haha I did do that, just wanna stuff my fat cunting face with boigur and sweeties x

>>212719222
Not really. The Indian bowlers have been incredibly good this morning but it’s test cricket, could go any way from here. The first innings scores were a tie

>>212719270
Enjoy this one too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXdVpT_aSJU

every day i see english language option with american flag on internet

>>212719198
Why even carry on with a score like that? How are you going to comeback from 94 goals down.

>>212719331
no chance

>>212719237
Cricket lovely cricket
https://youtu.be/06P0RdZyjT4

>>212719331
John McAfee's ghost making objects fly around my room so I don't click on this link

>>212719338
click dat shit nugga

>>212719331
jack mccafé telling me not to click that

my life is cold and brutal the only reprieve is from the nightly dosage of strong drink

real women are back

Nigga posted a whatsapp link

>>212719331
I don't think so pal

>>212719328
Joe Root is at the crease and one of our best scorers. He can still recover this

>>212719331
John McAfee giving the green light on this one

>>212719331
It’s the WhatsApp account for a lady of the night

>>212719406
interesting, some random cunt sent me a sms with that link kek

Miss my ex so fucking much lads and it's all my fault we're split up

>>212719311
I’ve heard that one before but do enjoy it

>>212719425
bore off

I'll never be your beast of burden
My back is broad but it's a-hurting
All I want for you to make love to me
I'll never be your beast of burden
I've walked for miles, my feet are hurting
All I want for you to make love to me

ever work with pajeets lads? it's a nightmare

>>212718685 (OP)
um

https://i.4cdn.org/int/1752409378204206.jpg

>>212719184
What the fuck is a Muslim centre doing in Inverclyde anyway

would you do porn if given the opportunity lads?

got kicked from the skribble even though everyone got my drawing

Oh, little sister
Pretty, pretty, pretty girls
Ooh, you're a pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Pretty, pretty, such a pretty, pretty, pretty girl
Come on, baby, please, please, please

>>212719484
if i made good money from it then yeah

>>212719425
tell us what happened lad

>>212719447
missing one

just had a lovely cold apple, urge to eat sweeties going away

>>212719454
My company outsources work to a jeet company
If you ever have a problem or question they'll just endlessly pass the buck to someone else

>>212719505
eeeeew

>>212719505
her face is a bit scary isn't it

>>212719505
So fucking grim

Rorke's sis and how black bully

>>212719447
Interesting signature does Angela White have

>>212719505
why is this a webm

>>212719503
Broke up with her

>>212719511
clown world accelerating (is this real?)

>>212719447
Had the Mia Malkova one. it was shite

>>212719447
>emily willis
terrible what happened to her

>>212719559
can't imagine fucking with a condom
i can barely coom without one

>>212719559
bunch of fucking manlets lol

>>212718730
We're ruled by fat, middle aged, midwit women.

Britain is an absolute kakistocracy.

>>212719559
are lils is pengers

worshiping satan

>>212719557
please im crying, just stop posting my image im begging of you

meltdown

>>212719505
The face of an English rose we’d have sent to the colonies so an Arab sheik, African king or Indian maharaja could boast having a white mistress he could shower with jewels

>>212719559
why is britain becoming muslims supposed to be worse again?

>>212719540
because i got it from /gif/ and you cannot post png or jpg there

>>212718902
>Fortnite
>CS
Runt
Play a better game

>>212719559
thought the IRA stood down

The French do British days lol

>>212719505
looks like she's trying to hold in a laugh

Always get very depressed in July lads.

I think it's because I realise half the year has gone and I'm still a kissless virgin. I also dislike the hot weather and seeing people out having fun while I haven't had any friends IRL since 2014.

Even worse this year given the possible 4chan ban.

>>212719608
bizarre

>>212719500
you'd have to have a big knobule and be shredded to make johnny sins money, can always jump on steroids i suppose

>>212719627
ofcom mi6 and gchq trying their hardest to ban this

>>212719184
100% he was groomed by MI5

>>212719651
same and time is flying so fast it's unreal

>>212719651
>possible 4chan ban
will be the best thing to happen to you

um

>>212719559
State of those creps

>>212719454
Yep.

It's funny seeing capitalist greed for cheap labour clash against the reality of 85 IQ Hindoos

bonnie blue is so based instead of trying to justify her whoredom shes just a total unashamed whore
its like shes such a whore that it stops being cringe and starts being based
plus she has a weird energy in her eyes, might be a demon of sorts

>>212719514
aye they tend to be careless and start blaming each other whenever something gets fucked up, and of course toilberg applies the heat to me too even though i cared about standards and wasn't the one half-arsing everything

>>212719552
wonder what it would be like to fuck her when shes in a coma

>>212719679
no it won't. i'll just lose one of the few remaining outlets for socialising and my social skills will degrade further

>>212719667
this is me, report please.

Decided to stop letting things out of my control upset me. Decided to be charismatic, confident and low inhibition. Decided to gain a clue.

ban me please

>>212719707
bmw taking a sniff back there

>>212719627
Rorke writing a strongly-worded X post arguing that this is cultural appropriation

>>212719672
Yeah as I get older it's getting worse. How the hell is it mid July
>>212719679
No it won't. This place is the only social interaction I have outside of work.

I genuinely dont know what the fuck I'll do if it gets banned

need to be banned from this site not good for my health

we say the word bury like berry but we don't say any other words beginning with bu like that

>>212719707
What's this then?

umposter sticking their tongue out ready to catch cum

>>212719741
Doesn't matter, you'll still lurk

>>>/r9k/britfeel
go back

>>212719728
See you on the sharty

been snorting the 'pioid pills instead of swallowing them
gets a nicer high you see, although it was a bit tough of the ol' schnoz

>>212719707
In
Housed
Shagged

doing a post
having a look
getting involved
taking a risk
having a punt
having a go

>>212719798
impregnated
deported

>>212719786
Heard it has malware
During the hack in April, I just posted on Desuarchive

>>212719793
just had some orange squash, me.

Barbecue weather this is

>>212719843
*saves to the yookay folder*

>>212719693
she really is based and she's giving Britain more than she gets credit for, every healthy country need their fair share or total whores to function properly

Just been informed it's a gaffer of an acca

NINETEEN percent?

>>212719906
bodied her

might ask the proto-gf what her cup size is, do you think that's incredibly forward?
sometimes she looks like she has respectable chebs but other times she looks borderline flat chested

>>212719906
honestly mad to imagine a pakistani man abusing an english women

watching old episodes of booze britain

>>212719627
>british cars welcome
no cars built in this country anymore
all chinky shite now

>>212719693
She's repulsive, it's absolutely dire that she's seen as the definitive British pornstar rather than someone actually fit like Ava Dalush or Scarlett Jones.

>>212719933
This isn’t Victorian/Edwardian times lol
Lots of Pakistani/English pairings

>"ghost" hominins
bit racist

hello my cheeky little incels

>>212719935
are phone booths still a common sight in england?
we still have a lot of them here but they're free now, that's a nice gesture for those of us who may find ourselves stranded in a public place with no phone and our willies out

>>212719906
sent that freak flying

>>212719906
BOSH

Honestly very grim how all the sites I most commonly use online (4chan, sxyprn, spankbang) could all get banned this year.

Honestly feels like I'm gonna end up marooned and cut adrift.

would you rather marry a single mother, or a girl with a very high body count (like over 100)?

>>212719906
still wondering what was said that about his mum that made him go mental like that

>>212720004
do you ever shut the fuck up about this?

>>212719935
saysit all really

cleaning out my sinuses with that neti pot thing

>>212720004
you are a mistake

>>212719906
>that's rad!

>>212720010
high body count
very easy question

>>212719693
she was normal before she went to australia, she came back deranged from there

>>212720004
it's only a matter of time before ID verification is everywhere. we're going to be like China

>>212720010
Both.

>>212720010
high body count is far less grim

>>212720010
depends on why she's a single mother and the race of the father

>>212720004
/brit/ will migrate to the sharty or some other image board and get a vpn for everything else. It's not the end of the world

>>212718866
She looks a bit asian, is she hapa?

going to get steaming and do a cheeky microsoft flight sim fly
dubs decides where i fly to and from

i like how the narrative has changed from "4chan will be banned in two weeks" to "4chan could get banned this year"

might have an upside down wank

>>212720106
You like that do you?

>>212720099
heathrow to gatwick

rorke's cut

>>212720099
Heathrow to Hong Kong

>>212720099
Santiago to La Paz

younger brother won't let me have my turn on the sex arse, told him it was my go and he started laughing and said i dont even know how to use it properly then heard my mum laughing next door

i finally accepted all the rape porn, unwanted anal/creampie vids getting taken off motherless as part of life passing by and a sign for me to stop watching porn

loved the brit meet up girls <3

>>212720099
circumnavigate the globe taking off and landing at poowong aerodrome

Got FOY'd by dadberg yesterday for calling it a hike

>>212720148
Jimmy White cat

>>212720099
Schiphol to Sydney

>>212720050
I won't be participating.

>>212720199
There it is

>>212720171
>>212720183

>>212720201
um?
Is this an american word?

>>212720097
nah

>>212720197
LOL

Rorke exposed

back in bed me

The prospects for freedom and extremely grim.

No matter the supposed ideology of each country, they are all moving towards a system of digital ID which will enable total surveillance of the population.

>i watch pornnnn i love cumminggg lol i watch a lot of porn and stuff hah
sybau porn addicted freaks

>>212720237
ye in britain its called a ramble

>>212720285
rorke's orgin story

>>212720299
utter nonsense

>>212720304
shut the fuck uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup you boring bastard

>>212720315
no but you can use both?

>>212720310
haha the joke is he's horny lol

i like going on computer

encouraging the cat

>More rules being considered to keep children safe online

Based Starmer

>>212720344
sybau

lovely day but im stuck waiting for a parcel

>>212720358
ktim
also love tormenting the dog

>>212720099
Akrotiri to The Hague

This recent heatwave has made me come to terms with the fact that I'm a fat cunt.

Everybody is sweating obviously but I am taking it to the extreme, I am literally DRIPPING with sweat just sat down in the living room. It's hot in the room but it's not a fucking sauna either and I have a fan blowing on me.

Reckon I've fucked my thyroid or something. I'm always exhausted and sweaty regardless of what I do or eat.

Ozempic time for me I reckon.

finally back in the L. feels good to be in the city again.

bad case of poo bum lads

No more online safety act chat.
Let's enjoy our final days in peace

Bradley Walsh Yhe Binble

>>212720299
good idea. work while asleep, spend your waking hours actually living your life

flicking my bean

ever have a wank in the shower lads? it takes ages and you can't realistically watch porn while doing it (unless you have a specifically-designed gooning shower with a shelf for your laptop or phone), but the orgasms are bloody amazing, they'll make your knees buckle

>>212720304
except the myth of freedom will endure. yanks will continue to beat on about how they're special and different because freedoms s they present their ID to the ICE soldier to get into walmart

*flicks your bean*

im not seeing any flight sim circumnavigation screenshots
beginning to think this lad is a fake and a fraud

>>212720460
No shower wanks for me I've conditioned the willard to only work sitting down

>>212720460
the jizz always reacts poorly to the hot water and clumps about, sticking to hair and getting hard

>>212720484
mental because mine doesn't work when sitting down
I have to stand up

>>212720460
you have to be careful where you aim your willy though because the jizz gets cooked like little bits of poached egg by the hot water and sticks to everything, fucking nightmare getting that out of leg hair

>>212720465
similarly boomers will stay say shit like 'we don't do that here because we don't live in a third world country' even as the demographics tip over into majority nonwhite and living standards fall through the floor

I would stay up all night but I have no energy drinks left

>>212720460
used to arse wank in the shower when in uni then once the suction cup on my dilder took a bit of tile away
never admitted it was me obviously

>>212720438
https://vocaroo.com/1iyJQ2ScsKuV

got the power electronics on

>>212720460
water isnt lube

shower and bath wanks only make sense for women who let the water spray on their clit. maybe you're trans

>>212720542
crikey

Honestly doubt I'll be alive by 2035 lads.

There's an utter dystopia coming. A system of total surveillance, a society with no ethnic majority, lawlessness for the majority of people, complete breakdown of society.

Whites have a very narrow window to escape it.

>>212720561
dont have to worry about that since clathrate gun fires in 2026

>>212720552
rasheed

>>212720561
I don't this so mate
I think you should just have a cuppa and keep your chin up

>>212720561
don't forget the drinking water shortage

>>212720542
jesus

>>212720561
Pack it in now

>>212720552
you don't really need lube unless your foreskin was stolen by the jews
if you REALLY need lube then there's some shower gel conveniently places in arm's reach most of the time

>>212720561
move to poland with me

>>212720561
take your glowie demoralisation psyop shite and shove it up your arse

>>212720528
she's pretty but that hairstyle isn't working for her

>>212720611
ye but wanks are still water with precum slopping around the place not washing it away in the shower

>>212718703
>>212718703
>>212718703
new

>>212720622
was unironically considering moving back to the motherland but i'm afraid that putin might schizo even more and invade

New
>>212720649
>>212720649
>>212720649

>>212719741
>>212719722
Die out

>>212720627
He is right
t.
glowie