Thread 212718703

pengali edition

ah yes...the old

>>212718703 (OP)
mental how fit they are

This is the thread

Remember the nurses in Australia that confessed they killed Israeli patients?

literal paki if you prefer left to right

>>212720673
holy based

its all horrible

>>212720622
No thanks, they're next in line to fight Russia and their society is dominated by Catholic Christian slave morality

ahhhh the world friggin sucks
nope dont care *starts juerking off*

perfect weather for this

https://www.reddit.com/r/BallStretching/

any kays cooking man in

was shocked when i lost the 'ginity and found out that your foreskin is supposed to peel all the way back when you penetrate a lady's tuppence, as someone with a tight foreskin (but not phimosis) i find that quite uncomfortable, though i still manage to spaff at least 50% of the time

sorry, cant talk kids, stretching my balls LOL! #ballstretching

>>212720701
*uses my gmod physics gun to freeze you mid-wank so you have no choice but to sit there for 14 quadrillion years slowly watching the heat death of the universe*

dont deprive yourself a precum wank just because you're uncut. you deserve the best x

>>212720695
>next in line to fight Russia
yeah sure just 2 more years and the might of the Russian army will be done with Ukraine, fresh, fully equipped and ready to fight NATO

need a lobotomised gf

So blackpilled it's unreal lads
We were born in a terrible time
Imagine being born in around 1930 instead
You'd get to dodge WW2 then experience the only really positive period in the history of capitalism, then die before the Boriswave

>>212720690
Left is objectively better. Right is cold, grey, and shit.

>>212720756
yeah well you re gay

80 euro for chicken strips at the new club in beefah last night
Complete humiliation ritual for anyone who actually buys this. I was on the biscuits so made no odds to me but it's near enough 30 euro for a voddy and coke as well and plenty people were boozing all night. Fucking retards

>>212720735
mine extremely rarely fully retracts but I've heard it's not really an issue

>>212720690
I too prefer Winter to Summer

>>212720756
you need to be raped lowkey

Might move to China

>>212720756
We aren't the US, immediate post-war Britain was awful

>>212720780
how doesn't it get smelly?

>>212720777
The Truffle Mayo, as it were.

>>212720756
would also be unbelievably grim to die at a time like this where you know you've lived just long enough to see a world start to really decline

can you eat fish raw like japs if you buy it from tesco or whatever? fancy trying to make sushi but dont want to be shitting my arse out the next day

>>212720802
it fully retracts when soft but when hard it's like 70% most of the time

umposter rape correction camps

>>212718703 (OP)
that looks like canada blud

>>212720817
Yeah the sushi places use the same stuff so you'll be fine.

>>212720764
fuck off, incel walks hit diff on a cold dark rainy night

only time i get in a real doomer mood is when i read about all the mentle and unfathomably evil stuff the USA and other countries get away with

>>212720817
yeah man, add some raw eggs too

reading some crime statistics, but not about race-related ones haha that would be racist haha

>>212720735
why is this phimosis thing so fucking common?
On paper it's supposed to afflict 1/100 men but the quantity of phimosisoid niggas I've met on here has been obscene.

And I'm one of them on top of that. First fully retracted my foreskin over my glans at 19 and the scene was unholy. Dried cum on the glans, blood, all sorts.
Even now 9 years later I can't make it glide up and down like foreskins do in non-yank porn. It's quite rigid in how much it glides.

Dread the day if I ever shag. Might burst into tears from pain.

>>212720750
https://www.lbc.co.uk/news/uk/uk-war-russia-2030-expert-warns/

>>212720876
definitely don't look at what group of people are accountable for almost all school shootings in americs

>>212720876
bros pushing 30 and still posting like a 14 year old that just discovered pol

*freezes time, pulls down your pants, rapes your arse and then places you in front of a live studio audience*
aaaaaand snap

>>212720903
parents didn't do their jobs. I unironically didn't even know that you're supposed to peel it back until I was like 13 and by that point it was already fucked

>>212720903
just use a condom, or if you do go in raw make sure shes sopping wet before you put your member in her

>>212720923
“bro” bants like a yank

how do people watch this dogshit

arse hurts from sitting down all day for many days but I don't want to go out in the sun

The hysteria that was whipped up during covid is going to be user again (already is) for a war against Russia in the 2030s.

I half suspect that's the reason for all the censorship stuff ramping up.

>>212720962
you've been done lil nigga time to log off

>>212720750
you will do as your masters say you little bitch

>>212720969
i hate capeshit so much

>>212720904
We can just put one shithole village of 5k people in the way and that should be good enough to stop the Russians with their donkeys and chinese golf carts for a good year and a half.

Here we go again, we're on the cans again.
We're on the cans again, we're on the way to paradise.
We love the jungle deep, that's where the lion sleeps
For then those evil eyes, they have no place in paradise.

lurking in falmouth

>>212720977
sybau retard

>>212720962
bros living in the darkest depths of sweden and types like a british tradie for some reason

doing a passionate intense choreographed gay little dance in my smegroom

>>212720860
Fuck off yourself

>>212720977
whipped your mum into hysteria last night mate

>>212720991
lol

sudden sharp pain in my prostate
might have to get a check up, I wonder if I could make them weekly, my doctor is quite hot and we could really bond over thisa

heavily dislike the mean-spiritedness behind 'sybau'

An exhaustive list of Ruby's book opinions by category:

1. "Books I didn't actually read that are my most favourite!"
2. "Books I didn't actually read that...(sigh)...weren't my favourite."

Naturally, she'll have absolutely nothing substantial to say about any book, regardless of how passionate she claims her feelings are one way or the other.

>>212721034
i look like this

>>212721047
boohoo nigga

>>212720977
no it won't. people don't want to die. whether it's from a virus or getting sent to get mown down by some dysgenic slavs

I went too far last night. I overstepped boundaries. That much I'm sure of.

Widows peak settling in in nicely, a solid Norwood 3 I'd say

Literally good.

Need to get the new adult drip sorted, it's time to dress better and show I mean business

white ppl have been calling each other nigga on 4chan for 20+ years but now we have to act like its cringe because incele freak chud tourists dont like it

>>212720903
yeah lots of phimo lads on the 'chon for some reason

>>212721110
for starters, adults don't say "drip" when referring to their outfits

>>212721110
Oxford shirt with Corduroy trousers is the blueprint for British lads these days

I was reading the twitter reaction to Bob Vylan mocking the British saying 'You want your country back, you can't have that, haha' at Glastonbury on Twitter and naturally the gammons were really furious and ranting about how this is 'their' country. Then regarding the IDF stuff I thought about how the Jewish people retook 'their' land and expelled the Arabs even though it made the GDP smaller because they wanted a country for themselves. I fear the Anglo Celtic 'native' people could be influenced by the Zionist movement and attempt to create an Anglo Celtic state on top of our multicultural society regardless of it harming the economy, Brexit in a sense was already a minor attempt of this movement lucky Boris held it back with his wave for now but the threat is always there. It took Jews like 400 years to take Palestine back for themselves so we should always be on the watch out.

rorke dying and bleeding out because his phimosis got so tight it straight up sliced the end of his ding dong off

printing a scathing broadside of my enemies to hammer onto things around town

I was in the front line during the 9gag army insurgence of 2010, I was at the battle of the 2016 r/thedonald invasion, I watched troops decend into maddness during the hot wheels revolt, I killed countless men in the sjparty terrorist attack.
I've seen it all, and for this to end from the inside is devastating but it's been a pleasure fighting with you men

>>212720735
>>212720903
ever think about getting preputioplasty (surgical foreskin widening)
been considering it myself, having a tight foreskin is such an overlooked disadvantage, someone should raise awareness for it

>>212721190
>want to buy a katana
>it's illegal in the UK
grim

>>212721170
Oxford shirts in this weather? I don't think so

Is it possible that a bottle girl doesn’t get shagged every night after work or do they all do it

>>212721242
forge your own

>>212721242
They aren't

ziedy has been posting about the cronem for more than a year now

mad how wog runt coded nike miler t-shirts are

Eastern European.

not too stressed about immigration only thing that makes me angry is that once the zeitgiest shifts all the leftypols who supported it are going to act like they never did

>>212721047
zoomzooms are so niggerified they can't even say shut the fuck up normally

mad how fit aussie tings are, especially when compared to brit tings

>>212721289
Was just saying this on one of those incel forums

>>212721021
You are brown.

I think I am good..

>>212721315
your whole personality is obsessing over women its so cringe

Millennial NatSocs will save the White race.

Richard B. Spencer > Nick Fuentes

>>212721269
how are we of all people supposed to know?

anyone shagging in this heat is mental

>The International Criminal Court issues arrest warrants for Taliban leaders Hibatullah Akhundzada and Abdul Hakim Haqqani (pictured) over their alleged persecution of women in Afghanistan.

that will show em

>>212721364
synbua

>>212721364
I am right.

>>212721378
anyone shagging is mental

>>212721364
raping a chicken at this post

listening to this song and enjoying every second of it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-m3CrF_7EM

celtic people might be aliens

>>212721382
>Abdul Hakim Haqqani (pictured)
he looks like a wojak gritting his teeth?

>Women should not wear high-heeled shoes as no man should hear a woman's footsteps lest it might excite him

dangerously based

24°c/25°c sunny day, literally the perfect weather

wanktoil to the exberg on the cards

Unironically love how all of the porn sites are getting banned and blocked lol

Even X hamster / X videos

The Muslim lobby WON mashallah

anyone watching the cuck world cup chelshit vs pissg tonight

i think it's time we have a meeting. I have a few things I need to say

honestly if you make 5 posts in a row with no (you)s, you should get a 24 hour ban

mad how the janny will have you banned in seconds if you obviously joke about being underage, but if some nonce shows up and posts cp he won't bat an eye (at least not until he's finished wanking over it)

>>212721398
another shaggable animal imo is stingrays. no joking

Yeah.

>>212721441
post a pic so we can all indulge

>>212721458
was just saying this down the pib

cooking up 2 sausage sizzles
do yous put butter on your bread for them

>>212721458
??

all my posts get (You)s, i'm a loveable rogue you see x

>>212721442
had a wank to a lad getting fucked in a public toilet in liverpool earlier on xhamster and it wasn't banned

>>212721456
that would just encourage people to rage bait more

>>212721491
be quiet worm

>>212721458
are steve irwin paid the price for his sexual deviance

better to have never loved at all than to have loved and lost is what i say

>>212721458
stingrays with the steve irwin sex chest

>>212720777
maybe no caviar on your chicken tendies if you dont want to pay £80 which by thre way is about what Sam Hyde and his possibly Jew friend paid for a tin of caviar

>>212721514
*wriggles away pathetically*

>>212721491
depends if im having any sauce, without sauce i'll put a bit of butter on her

>>212721442
rorke will finally gon have to go out and find an actual gf now

need a poo

>>212721491
sausage sizzle is the act of cooking sausages, not the name of the sausage itself
actual yank on a vpn behaviour. do better

>>212721509
not really, /brit/posters have a sharper memory than you think

>>212721442
Peasant runt mindset.

>>212721505
may we see it

>>212721531
really unpleasant face

>>212721542
Thanks.

>>212721442
Redgifs, the thinking mans choice for a quick phone wank is still available

I am.Russian..

cummed in my fucking hair and all over my right side to my leg

>>212720756
nah peak time to be born would have been mid-70s
in your late teens / 20s during the 90s, experience peak of western socities, economy's not yet fucked yet so you get a decent paying job and a comfortable mortgage, cruise through the rest of your life like a smug cunt the way they all do

saw this porn video once (back in like 2011) of a blonde lady taking an ENORMOUS pajeet knob, been trying to track it down ever since, it's my white whale

XD.

>>212721556
what do you call a sausage in bread then

dunno how that coomer lad can boast about using spankbang after the millions of videos that got removed from there, it's a shell of its former self

In a portuguese home, it looks good
to have bread and wine on the table.
and if someone humildly knocks at the door,
we invite them to sit at the table with us
This frankness looks good, so good ,
the frankness which people never deny
the joy of poverty
is this great richness
to give and be glad

I am Russian.

>>212721647
stretch marks on her tits and shes only 19

I can't believe in God because that means Satan exists and I don't like the thought of that one bit

>>212721658
fuck off Jason

The beauty of the White woman shall not perish from this earth.

who do you think would play you if you had a biopic lads? (doesn't matter if they're older than you or whatever, it's just a silly hypothetical)
for me it would be jesse eisenberg

>>212721636
a snag. vpn off now

>>212721675
henry cavil

.

>>212721647
there's people who don't like tit veins if you can believe it

>>212721675
idris elba

>>212721442
Even better is that it will only effect normies.
Incels / nerds (like myself) will just use a VPN

>>212721661
Think women with big boobs get stretch marks, no?

>>212721675
I look like Henry from Kingdom Come Deliverance. So whoever they facescanned for him

>>212721675
Clive warren

>>212721675
danny devito

Annoying animal...

>>212721675
dave franco

I'm too small to satisfy him

>>212721702
he does look like every third working class mug you'd see at the pub

>>212721678
ouurh its called a snig bru

>>212721699
not always. depends on shape as well as size. some are naturally saggier

>>212721675
Jason Luv

>>212721698
That's not a good thing. Why shouldn't normal people be able to watch porn freely?

Hate that sort of elitism. Anyway most people know how to use VPNs now.

Till it becomes a picture...

asked mumstein if she preferred to be called mumstein or mumberg, and she said mumstein
hence, she's mumstein

doxxed

>>212721734
sncliognt

rape everyone and leave

>>212721675
Ryan Gosling

>>212721766
true

>>212721763
Arab.

daily nootropic stack -
l theanine
zinc
lions mane
ashwaghanda
magnesium

one black coffee a day. meditation. fasting from 8pm-noon.

>>212721675
brian blessed

>>212721763
Anglo peasant phenotype and I'm supposed to believe he's a half noble Bohemian

destroy everything that exists

>>212718703 (OP)
pengali in platforms

i am still working on strat(s) for Pokemon Go but have figured it out (mostly). today I have worked in 4 hours of study and thats a start. I know 4 hours isnt enough but it is a start and I wanted to check in on 4chan before going to the thing thatll cut into study time if it goes over (starting on min-max)

>>212721800
and whats that done for you

>>212721800
placebo

No.

Watching a tour of Kyoto. Comfy

>>212721675
the rock

>>212721804
thats a good image
thats a VERY good image

kill 8 billion people

>>212721800
youll get more out of the food that you do eat if you have it and then go to bed
I like to nap and half wakeup and eat loafs of bread in bed

R1b..

Wanking to Television X trailers on a school night when mummy and daddy are in bed

and based Australia

need a twink arse on my lap pronto xx

sovl

I am Russian.

>>212721891
you are cringe

what if you had one follicle on your body that produced a hair made of pure gold

incel blackpill ideology

any of you age verified on a porn site yet?
someone must have

Does your locale have one of these proper trampy shops selling stuff close to expiry?

>>212721890
:3c

i wonder why seinfeld was never popular in the uk

Ok.

>>212721910
isnt that the HO actor
also imagine being government/television and the point that you are putting out is that muscles and T = extremism. that along with immigration really makes me think that the government is trying to stoke a (civil) fight where they use guns on the people

boiling over with incel rage

>>212721918
that looks like a cash and carry, where is it?

>>212720690
>no snow
Shite

Loooooool

>>212721942
in your smeggy childhood bedroom?

off to play runescape with the so-called gf, we're doing the heroes' guild quest and maybe training a bit of slayer today

>>212721879
Watching Sex and the City reruns hoping for a Samantha to get her tits out

and the gold hair will keep growing forever until you cut it three times
you know this

Click it Russian..

>>212721963
didn't ask for an update on your dogfaced whore of a 'so-called gf'

>>212721963
I remember doing shield of arrav with the exberg

>The Eclipsing Binary Patrol project, collaborating with TESS, is announced to have confirmed 10,001 eclipsing binary star systems, including almost 8,000 previously unknown ones

fuck me
that's a lot of fucking stars

>>212721953
cost of living under this LABOUR government is skyrocketing, can't afford a membership

duo slayer is pretty fun (maybe), if the other person is just having fun being there and I can do what I want and they are just happy whether its the right thing or not although I would like the other person to tell me what to do to do it properly with them

Cum on your face?

>>212721953
race for the 2029 fell for it again award just got interesting

>>212721998
bro is not happy not one bit

>>212721953
the party exist entirely as an ecosystem surviving from farage, soon as he goes its gone and hes gonna go in a few months

>>212721993
>trans freak
true
>slag, trans freak
>as they do the exact same thing to the guy
>not for any message but because they are nasty (and the other two are made up)
the writers created that character on purpose you know

>>212721993
/brit/ having to exchange pictures from their physical incel folders after the 4chan shut down

>>212722001
i had to use an alt for that because she'd already completed it without me and fucked if i'm going to ask a stranger for help
joined the black arm gang because gfstein was in phoenix and i wanted to make sure we could help each other with the heroes' quest

*Gets my arse clapped*

Stfu with this ghost town of yours.

im voting for economic libertarianism and that government would surely lead to better television

I've been arrested
I've been to jail
I've made some mistakes in my life
I'm not ashamed to admit it

>>212722002
>10,001 eclipsing binary star systems
so 17 star systems

>>212722086
ok

If society collapses and civil war breaks out I’m going to take advantage and shag whatever I can

>>212722048
you can literally see earth's curvature from on top of a hill that leads down to the beach near my place

I am not a liar.

im voting for WALT DISNEY!

>>212721953
>6 councillors they won on the local elections were gone after 2 weeks
>they've lost 50% of the MPs they were elected with one year ago
>they're putting 18 year olds in charge of council committees
>putting the spotlight on culture war bollocks like ukraine and bender flags instead of shit that actually affects people's quality of life
>to top it all off they aren't brave enough to be actually proper right wing with mass deportations and daring to criticise Islam, the biggest cancer on the planet

the atmosphere is so rife for an alternative to lab/con and they're completely fucking it up

>>212722095
this was the consensus during the first balkan war

>been working out for 2 years while fat
>finally start losing the weight
>tfw 6'3 and I weigh 12 stone but I'm still kind of fat

I might be low test because I've put on hardly any muscle

send them back
abolish the welfare state

>>212722064
ktim

As low as you cen get.

>>212722048
Wrong. The Earth is round. Gravity works in all directions, so no matter where you are on the planet, you are pulled towards the centre of the Earth. Same with water - it is pulled towards the Earth, whether that water is in the Arctic, the Antarctic, or anywhere else.

britposters meeting in a dark alley exchanging printed pictures of bradley walsh

Love modern architecture

>>212722091
haha
very cerebral quip my dear boy
wasted on the plebs of here but I appreciate you

*pats you on the head*

>>212722103
truly a man of the people

Just opened a fresh jar of peebs

>>212722133
and what sort of workouts do you do?

>>212722156
looks like a willard that

grim when you see middle aged blokes trying to chat up women in twitter replies
why do they do it

Ground breaking new policy
Stop the small boats!
Run ferries from Calais to get them here and admit them legally!

>>212722147
why doesn't the moon crash into us then

>>212722133
time to bulk

>>212722133
when you lose weight your body goes for muscle loss first because it's pretty gay
now that you're at a good numerical weight you need to OD on protein and just have a proper lifting technique

you've done half the job but now comes toning time which means moderate calorific surpluses
good luck lad

There are 16 million disabled people in the UK. 11% of children are disabled; 23% of working age adults are disabled; 45% of pension age adults are disabled.

>>212722136
Otto Von Bismark established the first welfare state
it's an aryan institution

let's get it team x

>>212722208
and 100% of /brit/

hors

>>212722207
oh no

>>212722091
01100100 01101111 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01100001 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101111

>>212722133
You just aren't strong enough, that's all

1 out 400 in!

>>212722169
Probably not enough anymore. I do calisthenics for upper body, horizontal and vertical push and pull. I have some kettlebells I use for legs
>>212722197
>>212722203
Bulking sounds harder than cutting desu. I'm okay with eating but training hard 6 days a week sounds tough

>>212722208
and what exactly disables them

>>212722208
get each and every one of them either starved to death, frozen to death or crushed behind a forklift at work

£6 left until the 15th-- today I will get some milk (and a bottle of energy drink because why not I can afford it I have £2)
it will go over £2 a little bit but if it lasts until tomorrow and I get a pack of sausages tomorrow with a bottle of energy drink I will have sausages and possibly some milk for the 14th-15th, and 1+ energy drinks and wouldve spent £6

Nephews birthday party in full swing l've had a few drinks gone upstairs to chill out

don't understand why anyone chooses to unironcailly live in florida, it's hot as fuck, no cool mountains or anything, full of maniacs, and gets rekt by hurricanes constantly

>>212722259
you can't afford it lil nigga

young jamie looking like an unc y'kno

>>212722259
toberto

>>212722227
need horse girl study partner

>>212722267
it's the most sovlful state of their country

>>212722267
apparently it's better than cuba

>>212722185
Apparently the moon is slowly moving away from Earth:
>the average lunar distance is increasing, which implies that the Moon was closer in the past
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_distance#Orbital_history

So the moon used to be bigger in the sky - pic related.

>>212722208
how many of these would be paki cousin marriage offspring?

the milk! >.<
:3
OK thats the time slot to be going so that 4 hours of study can occur. I still think that with university I could study more like I have to. I am studying hopefully when everyone else is on break because I havent studied much anyway

>>212722259
thete are other ways to make money

pubic hair is necessary on a woman so you can wipe off the spaff droplets from your japs eye on it

>>212668759
>>212668759

>>212722321
gravity is debunked then

>>212722245
you're probably doing a similar mistake as i did, when i first started losing weight i chose a routine that was realistic and would work without me getting sick of it after a month

but your body adapts quick and your cardio especially, you should start adjusting and pushing your limits sooner. i wasted like 7 months in a comfort zone because it worked, but the more you push yourself the faster you'll start toning up

>>212722321
me in the primordial ooze

>>212722329
I love you

>>212722321
this is such common knowledge in my science teacher in year 10 told us about it, and the teachers at my school usually never taught us anything

and/one way that it could go wrong in the next 2 days is if my electricity runs out, especially with these extra showers I want to start taking next week. but if I run out - and have to pay £15 electricity then I will just take it out of next weeks budget and that is basically what I do all of the time anyways with random purchases so I dont care because if it happens it will work out because it is a good thing to happen and the right response and outlook
also do you have the pink cake eating mouse with his eyes closed png

new

>>212722375

>>212722321
wish earth had two moons, i wonder how human civilization would have developed if that were the case

>>212722363
it's made up nonsense
you think in 10,000 years of recorded history we only just discovered the moon is getting smaller within the last fifty years?

>>212720690
hot weather enjoyers are legitimately low IQ.
summer is fine, but
>haha can't wait for 30 degree heat
>haha love tanning me
>haha spend 5 grand to go sit on your arse / front in the sun 2000 miles away and drink a heckin alcohols!
kys

>>212722389
yes