Today I finally reached 600 ELO at chess. Now I am in the top 50% of online chess players globally.
Big day!

>>212719742 (OP)
>speaks mandarin
>member of the Chinese Society at Stanford
>after graduating, she moved to China
>lived there for almost 3 yrs
>on her stream, she talks about dating the local men there
>Her last public bf was a Chinese hapa

Wut does she mean by this?

>>212719742 (OP)
>600
what a noob

>>212719827
Uhmm she is maybe a whore for da HAN chinese cock?

>>212719903
>>212719944
what is this body type called?

>>212719944
Wiping that ass must be a workout on its own tbqh
>>212719855
I was a 300 back in March

>>212719742 (OP)
I thought if you know how pieces move you couldn't go below 900

>>212720005
>Wiping that ass must be a workout
people actually get paid to do that

>>212720125
I'd do it for free desu

>>212720125
Wtf is the context here?!
>>212720080
You are uninformed. Half of online chess players are below 600.

>>212720005
>I was a 300 back in March
so in 3 months you only raised it by 300?

>>212720382
Yeah. I did not play in May tho.

for reference, what MMR would this be in DoTA 2?

>>212721081
2k legend player

although i like them thicc, she is getting too thicc now

>>212719742 (OP)
check this out
i bet im the best chess player on this website
no wonder i feel like everyone here are stupid

>>212722563
On the contrary I think she has lost quite some weight recently
Her upper body looks especially frail like that of an old woman

Eu quero transar, bicho.

>>212719742 (OP)
Good job anon.
I hope you're having fun getting better.

>>212719742 (OP)
>>212719855
>>212722870
Play with me
https://lichess.org/Ucd05HHX

>>212723741
damn nigga that was close
what elo are you

>>212724233
https://lichess.org/Rt7qODsB

>>212724334
gg

>>212724334
were you even being serious in the last section of the game

>>212724618
yes. I tend to experiment a lot with gambits. You played well

I felt like a Namekian going against super sayan

This is open to anyone, whether I’ve played you before or not
https://lichess.org/kBTCi8ns

>>212719742 (OP)
congrats, i used to lose against the easiest setting on Microsoft chess
but i really never played it much

>>212724233
I don't know, I earnt 1st category in chess when I was a teen

>>212724743
want to play?

https://lichess.org/HMwUMrqf

>>212724662
gg

What's the point in getting good at chess when AI can already beat the best grandmasters?

>>212725982
>flag
I won't even say it

>>212725982
Is the concept of having simple fun that foreign for chinks? Not everything have to be zero sum competitive game, you can lose and still having fun.