Fuck, Slovakia... why do you exist? No one really knows and cares about you, you've never acheived anything significant, your language is just a copycat Czech, your capital is a poor-ass district of Vienna, you constantly get confused with Slovenia, and WE'RE the ones who supposed to be Czechia's little bro nation.
You should try conquering it.
>>212722070 (OP)did a slovak fucked your mother
>>212722070 (OP)bratislava is only 70km from vienna, you can litearlly cycle from one town to the other matter of fact i did so in one evening
>>212722346like 5 hours with breaks at leisurly pace
france wanted to carve the old empires and hopefully create new buffer zones against germans but they also completely abandoned them
>>212722070 (OP)Give it a few years and eventually everyone will move to another country.
>>212722070 (OP)Shut the fuck up, slovak sounds way better than czech
