Thread 212725131

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Ancient Texas edition

need to kms

hmm yes I think it's weed time

just made a truth social account. neednt have bothered

>>212725142
No I am the one who is angry.
I always like to insult people and then pretend to be angry at their response as a way to mock the good old 4chan dynamic we see all the time around here

>>212725205
Hell yeah bru va

I want to see you dance

THIS SUMMER MIGHT BE YOUR LAST

>>212725555
You already posted this yesterday

>>212725555
witnessed

Watching tennis

>>212725555
I love Alexis

>>212725131 (OP)
why would you blaspheme our Sun God?

going to knowingly eat spicy sausages

There's a German sausage place that opened near me but it's little expensive for what it is. Like it really compliments the sauerkraut they pair with it but it's just sausage at the end of the day

Gommunistfornia

N

its raining cumbums

>>212725757
It’s from a fake university course given to a schizophrenic

>>212726023
business idea: gentle coitus with aoc

>>212725961
Is it warm and gentle?

>>212726023
The one on the right por favor

>>212726052
That’s not how she likes it

>>212726088
then how does she like it?

>>212725131 (OP) >>212725937

>>212726023
The one on the left por favor

just finished masturbating with both feet

>>212726143
very handicapable of you

>>212726023
Build The Wall

>>212726023
In this house Luigi Mangione is a hero. End of story.

so true

do you have any anecdotes on christian hypocrisy that you'd like to share?

if you don't shave your pits you get stinky

>>212726427
dont like the stubble stabbing my arms

My mother didn't orgasm when I was conceived so I wasn't ensouled at birth

I've quit drinking after 7 years of getting wasted every day, I'm on my third day sober
I'm also on the verge of quitting smoking in down to 2 rolled cigs a day. I'm trying to be better

I tried alcohol once and it tasted like shit

>>212726691
Kys radfemhitler

>>212726734
you have to drink it like 7 times before it starts tasting good

>>212726705
Amazing
Good luck, anon, you can do it :)

>>212725131 (OP)
Shit OP again
>captcha: NOGYN

>>212726705
When I quit drinking I couldn’t sleep for like 3 days and felt horrible not physically but mentally

>>212726705
I havent drank in 2 weeks and there's a 6 pack sitting in my fridge but I just dont feel like it

Got my nuts kissed least than once

It's insane how much shittier I feel when I stay up an hour late and mess up my sleep schedule

gonna go to the thrift store tomorrow

Joe Buck

At church.

>>212727436
did you pray for me

Spent 20€ on temu and got 6 free gifts two of which I chose sex toys

>>212727604
Anything in particular brother?

dreamt about Condemned 2 last night for some reason, anyone remember that game?

Ever since Texass floods they have been overdoing it with these "flash flood" warnings

>>212727436
are you the only young guy there

the ocean is a stew

Aaaahhhh

sausages are burning my tummy

he night before Halloween in Michigan is called Devil's Night.

Saw a beaver swimming today out on the 'yak. Pretty shweet

>>212728213
Tyrone and Jamal going in deep today I see

>>212728274
wot

>The Top Ten Reasons Why We Need to Start Becoming Inhuman Flesh bots Puppeted Remotely According to an influential Expert in the field
Just finished reading this article, pretty good

I've got twenty nail syndrome

>>212728538
Ok.

>>212728634
>>212728653
Have you been to the pyramids?

I'm so constipated bros

>>212728900
best homemade remedy for constipation? semen

>>212728900
Lemme jump on your big sexy belly till you poo

I want to have sex with a fat mans belly button

>>212728445
update your iphone

>>212728958
Ok i just made some sperm. Now what do i do with it?
I'm holding it right now

hug a mexican today

>>212729105
I don't want to get dirty

>>212729092
swallow it all. those little swimmers will unblock your tummy

>>212729092
smear it on your neighbor's doorknob.

Big fan of that new Hatsune Miku Song

Noticed Terrone hasn't been posting a lot these days

>>212729276
Someone reported his antisemitism to his boss

>>212728123
No, but there aren't many. All of the older people are really nice tho.

my pussy smells sooo bad

>>212729404
That pussy is fire

>>212729404
Axe holes tend to rot
Ywnbaw

>>212729430
>>212729434
I mistyped. I meant to say butthole

wet ass pussy

i forgot how good being an alcoholic nigger felt
gosh dang

>>212729538
How did he do all that without spitting out his gum

>>212729493
wet ass bussy

gn

Neetdom and deviant homosexuality, what's a more iconic duo?

I dont go to uvu driver

i'm not progressing anywhere in life
i hit the gym or go on long hikes to distract myself from that fact. it temporarily makes me feel like i'm doing something productive, even though n it's just a temporary distraction or escape

play with your asspussy

I keep btfo'ing pseuds on /his/ but then it feels like 2 or 3 more take their place. They're endless, like infected zombies.

>>212729901
what are you debating

>>212729925
History and humanities

>>212729960
you're a pseud

>>212729901
/his/ is a horrible place to be if you have any actual education in the topics being discussed there

>>212730160
What's wrong

>>212730018
Open forums are terrible places if you're indoctrinated, yeah

new kippah came in!

>>212729276
He has an extremely brittle ego compared to our other attention fags

does touching another person's body feel good

>>212730490
Looking sharp shlomo

got into a fight with my mom over my sister again award
made her cry again award

>>212730602
Short anon?

>>212730617
yes

>>212730636
Your mom is probably just manipulating you bro, get out of that house full of women asap
Anyway what happened

>>212730585
thanks
just went through a huge breakup last december and decided to start improooving. been working out, i might be the most jacked guy in my synagogue now. plus i started fin+min.

gonna rizz up the turkish girl at work and grow my hair back baby

>>212730662
don't want to talk about it

>>212730685
But you posted about it

>>212730490
Serious question that I've had a chance to ask, how do you keep those things from falling off? They are so small and place awkwardly and I've always wondered how they stay on so well.

>>212730712
I DONT want to talk about it...

do you recall when i sharted

>>212730716
they’re curved inward, they sit pretty well actually. they will get blown off with a pretty pathetic gust of wind though.

>>212730728
Those women will keep you baby brained forever if you don't get out

might start taking steroids even though they shrink your balls.

>>212730716
Jews have evolved a fold of skin like a hook on their heads that attaches to the hats
You don't see it because it's very small and they're always wearing the hats
A mossad agent once let me in on this, before i had no idea

I picked blackberries at this fun farm recently and I genuinely loved it, even after being really stuck by a few thorns and it being hot as fuck outside I kept soldiering on and even got like almost a barrels worth of blackberries with my mom's help. Is picking or fruit or foraging a viable career path? I loved the process of finding spots where the juiciest and ripest blackberries were and the satisfaction of seeing all the ones I got moreso than getting screamed at on a grocery bagging or dishwashing job

reading a book

>>212730858
Watching you read a book

>>212730840
look at this messican over here

I wish I was taller than 5'8 1/2

>>212730840
>Is picking or fruit or foraging a viable career path?
Yes lots of room for growth. plantations are always looking for more slave . .. er i mean workers

Steam is going to become so fucking trash when gaben dies/retires

>She stopped responding
>Oh well maybe something happened she's not active on her social med-
>She started posting again, still hasn't responded
It's so over, in fact, it's never been more over in the history of my life.

>>212730840
i used to work on a dairy farm and loved it too man. loved getting up early and just being alone with the cattle and chickens. do what you want, you’ll find a way to make it.

Parents told me to grow up when I was told them I want a crt because video games look better on it

>>212731058
Ouch I know that feel I lost my appetite and had nightmares about being ignored by her for a week straight

I know a guy at work who's unironically a Chad, keeps banging Latina women. But also whenever he gets the chance, will talk about how much he hates women, he says that he actively dislikes having conversations with them, and that he prays for their downfall.

spent too much time modding skyrim
following the “a dragonborn’s fate” mod
not even finished yet and I’m dreading the inevitable troubleshooting I’ll need to do at the end

>>212731144
Chad actually has to put up with their bullshit
Easier to idealize women from a distance

>>212731144
I once read somewhere that both incels and Chads realize the true nature of women and either come to hate them or become indifferent to them. It's the normies who catch a glimpse of them who get stuck idealizing them

>>212731226
there was a study done (for which i am too lazy to find) that showed that promiscuous men are actually MORE misogynistic than incels on average

I know a stone-cold incel.
He’s me.

>>212731144
He should live like the ancient Greeks who considered women beneath them and only fit for reproduction, while they go bang younger men and have deep philosophical conversations after.

>>212731179
>dread
damn, I just started getting BSODs last week and after doing a fresh install and still getting them I gave up and stopped using the pc because I know I'll never find the cause, maybe in a couple weeks I'll gather the strength

Baking bread is fun I hadn't done it in a while, think I'll start doing it regularly again

>>212729779
Im a sandnigger

>>212731256
I mean yeah. If I was a Chad I would see firsthand how shallow and superficial women are, how differently they treat men they actually find attractive, how petty and childish they act, etc
I understand all these things intellectually but I think seeing it in real life would really hit that home. At least I would get the benefit of sex but I mean, it's basically just upgraded masturbation

Vgggggh German engineering

First shift of the new job went well
Works fast paced but not as much as my other jobs so while it's difficult its sorta easy too, main challenge is just remembering where everything else goes
Boss and coworkers are nice, the place is peaceful. Pretty chill crew, very honest about the nature of the work and the difference between the expectations of the higher ups and reality
Just gotta do my job in a timely manner, help the other out, and listen to music and videos all night.
Now that the "get a fucking job" box has been checked off, I can relax a bit and focus on what I'm going to do when it comes to furthering my education or something

the opposite sex doesnt even register me as a male
even less as a potential mating partner
Im just a bitch ass nigger

This nigga over here making new colors n sheit

>>212731457
What's your job are you a stocker?

ran out of beer
that's just great...

>>212731495
well show us then

>>212731514
beer is for fats

Lmao he actually hung out with the "why are you gay" dude

>>212731524
....you obviously cant see it.

I gooned to Grok once

>>212731514
French beer is awful anyway so no harm no foul

>>212731547
I dont care nigga
I look better than 90% of dudes with all this sobriety and working out bullshit
yet I am devoid of any humanity

>>212731457
>Now that the "get a fucking job" box has been checked off, I can relax a bit
Nice, that’s a huge mental load off your metaphorical shoulders.

The BWC is just slightly less deranged than the BBC shit. You need to seriously revaluate your life if you spam this shit

Really tired of asking questions and being ignored fuck you faggots I'm done with this place

>>212726239
Amen
https://files.catbox.moe/s3mzlx.mp4

>>212731613
BWC spam mostly comes from Latinx/Jeets who get their ego bruised from BBC shit

>>212731621
ask it again and i will answer

Why is this arrest so SOVLFUL
https://youtu.be/xajMJ-uxQbE?si=krPLPbTFSkZEIbjm

I hate dogs

>>212731585
go chug your peach flavored budlight homo and let the true self destructive grownups indulge in bottom shelf high proof lager

Two doping frauds won Wimbledong

>>212731613
bwc is cope bbc is real

>>212731561
I bet I could

im indian

>>212731670
He looks like a cock sucker now

>>212731658
ruff

>>212731637
this. bbc is a white fetish, latinx think hating on bbc will make them white

Another Abhorrent Canadian post

>>212731621
You sound like the same spaz that got pissed off about nobody caring about your package

>>212731664
Kronenberg more like ummmm Gay African Jizz.....BERG

I am brown therefore not human

>>212731670
He looked fine before. Now he's a plastic twink you'd find at gay clubs.

>>212731746
Italians are white niggers

>>212731743
Man I remember you back in like 2020 when I was still in highschool
weird to think that 5 years has passed and most of the same people are here

>>212731723
You sound like you spend way too much time here go touch grass

>>212731743
see any good movies lately?

we must go on

>>212731774
I post here from work bud
So are you the same spaz or what

>>212731772
That should be a warning to you

>>212731513
Yeah
>>212731594
It really really is
You know the day I got the job there wasn't a single shred of joy in my body? I've been so stressed and miserable for months that, even though I knew something good just happened to me, that I'd been looking forward to for months, it was like I couldn't allow myself to feel happy. It's only today that I feel it, like 5 days later

>>212731800
Sucking cocks in a glory hole isn't a job

hey pussy are you still there

>>212731828
You're sex obsessed
Let me guess, your question was sex related wasn't it

>>212731841
yeah

>>212731754
You looked fine before

browns will never understand bbc

>>212731857
Nice projection dick head

>>212731841
i'm still here jon

>>212731841
You really are the fakest person

>>212731864
What kind of man answers to "Hey, pussy"

Here's my daily webm

>>212731772
Don't make me tap the sign

>>212731772
Yeah I always end up coming back.
Like that other dude said
Not much else to do when you can't make the next step of adulthood (meeting someone and building something together)
all my weeks look the same.
I lose for the sake of losing and spend purely for spending.
I can still laugh and you can too

>got G0YJEW as a captcha
>hit submit before I realized what it said, so I wasn't able to take a screenshot

>>212732035
GOY!

>pebble island
>is actually bigger than a pebble

Bellissima Venti

>>212731389
Or you the same one that posts Bataille or is that a different frenchie

The catergory is "/int/ sayings, for twelve hundred...


"The best thing you can hope for in this ____
Is to acquire an Iranian ____."

>>212732109
She has knee hangers

>>212732136
she's peng

>>212731836
shitting on the street in a country where every building has a toilet should be grounds for deportation

I went to the gym for 3 years and got ripped but gave up because it didn't help me lose my virginity

Dubs and she messages be back
trips and I die alone forever

This is why fathers are so important

>>212731772
>2020
>still in highschool
Absolute infant

>>212732200
double dubs CHECKED even though i don't know what it means

>>212732196
Part of the reason why I began to pick up guitar in middle school was to get girls' attention. Kind of happened but nothing serious so I eventually got bored and quit.

Normies really go insane if they're left alone with their thoughts for an extended period of time

>>212732125
prison
femboy
>>212732196
You were supposed to work on your personality too dummy
>>212731772
Not really, I was here long before you and many people fell off the /cum/train

>>212732236
>guitar
Its not the 2000s anymore, youd do better learning how to rap. Zoomerettes aint checkin for rock stars anymore, rock is utterly dead

>>212732254
They're not left alone without thoughts
their internal monologue is super limited
so when they're alone they just kind of shut off similar to putting a computer to sleep

>>212732218
I'm 22 right now
I used to also post in highschool, and there was one anon who would say "don't respond to the high-school poster"

drinking dr pepper.

>>212732254
don't pretend like normies have real issues

It's over as soon as you turn 18 and leave the school system without a well established social circle. You go to work, but you won't make any friends, just coworkers. You join a sports club, same deal. It's over, because everyone already has their social circles locked in since childhood. You'll be nothing more than a coworker, destined to be alone for life. Social life and relationships are like trains you have to catch at the quay, a race against time that takes place during adolescence. And by extension, logically of course, no social life and no women.
But normies don't understand this because they are clueless normies who think you can walk into a bar full of strangers and magically form a social life like in The Sims. Only women can start from scratch and create a social life and get a boyfriend from scratch because of their status as women.

Whether you're 30 or not it doesn't change anything, maybe for the normies, but for you and me Chud, a year is like any other, the sands of time flowing towards nothingness, nothing more.. nothing less.

>>212732298
holding up society on their back is a real issue

>>212732267
wrong, its "Life" and "wife"

>>212732218
I didnt wanna say nothin but yeah

>>212731836
>>212732189
More like grounds for summary execution

You guys ever go on the archives and look at old threads you made

I haven't gotten a phone call all week

javafx is so annoying to learn

>>212732303
Bonjour Monsieur Houellebecq j'aime beaucoup vos livres

>>212732340
No, it'll be funnier if when they get deported they've gotta tell their friends and family that it's because they were shitting in the street

>>212732350
all the time.

>>212732313
>The best thing you can hope for in this wife Is to acquire an Iranian life
I don’t get it

>>212732312
They like doing it, they're made to be cogs in a machine, it's their calling

>>212732351
my number is 323-721-2221 if you want to call

>>212732351
Dude I get like one call a month and it's usually some work or insurance shit

>>212732303
>everyone already has their social circles locked in since childhood. You'll be nothing more than a coworker, destined to be alone for life. Social life and relationships are like trains you have to catch at the quay, a race against time that takes place during adolescence. And by extension, logically of course, no social life and no women.
Yup, a blackpill but true. even if you do manage to make friends (you won't) they'll at most be temporary associations
most real long term friendships go very long back. You'll always just be some random guy, not a core part of the gang

>>212732377
That doesn’t mean anything to thirdies. I would sound arbitrary and unjust to get deported on those grounds.

>>212732350
yeah that's where i go to steal posts

i almost never read past two lines of text on here

>>212732350
looking at a string of ERP posts I made in this very general almost 10 years ago as we speak

>>212732303
>>212732403
I remember Ted Kaczynski wrote in passing that most modern friendships are nothing more than just entertainment for each other. Which I have thought about a lot

>>212732003
>>212732003
>>212732003

>>212732303
I spent every lunch in highschool sitting in the hallway the furthest from everyone else and I still ended highschool with a few close friends and a few larger circles of friends. How did you fuck it up!?

Love is extremely rare and most marry out of convenience and social pressure

>>212732350
i can barely remember the threads i made, but when i coincidentally encounter one of my own, i get goosebumps

>>212731813
Hold on to that feeling. Remember it when picrel hits.

>>212732472
desu at this point I would enter a loveless relationship, so long as I get kids and she doesn't cheat. Just like the Chinese do

>>212732455
>ERP posts I made
>10 years ago
grim

>>212732350
I screenshot posts that i think are funny keep them on the cloud in my 4chan folder

business idea: sleep on the side of the interstate and eat garbage

I don't care about love, I want a girl to lust over me and get wet on a primal level

>>212732150
Horrid

>>212732384
>323
SoCalfag

>>212732528
Imagine how much money you will save to buy toys

>>212732470
YOU JSUT KNOW

>>212732528
possum ahh

>>212732522
same

>>212732512
had to be there

>>212732350
I had to look up my old thread about a jewish actress that isn't actually jewish to make another thread about a jewish actress that isn't actually jewish (the chick from superman)

showed up at toil and they sent me home because of scheduling confusion

I remember a thread a made years ago on /int/ asking about penis sizes. And a genuine intersex women came into the thread. Her vagina legit looked like a micropenis, and she was all hairy. But apparently she looked and acted like a man, and considered herself one too. I still think about her sometimes

>>212732303
>But normies don't understand this because they are clueless normies who think you can walk into a bar full of strangers and magically form a social life like in The Sims
I think if you come into a place with a group you're perceived as approachable, & so can form some connections maybe
you enter into a bar as the weird looking loner drinking alone .... yeah no one is going to approach that
but that's the thing if you don't already have a group, getting one is very hard
I remember i used to work as a cook at a bar, and there was always this one guy who'd come in and try to chat with the girl bartenders. it always came across as super pathetic and you could tell he was super lonely making forced conversation with people who have an incentive to pretend to care....

>>212732574
are you enjoying your sobriety?

>>212732522
>>212732605
Someone post the /cum/ LOLIPOP screenshot

I remember the times i prayed and begged the universe for the the things that I have now

I fight hard and I love hard

>>212732444
dummy

>>212732522
i've got a couple

>>212732687
>the the
YOU DUMBASS LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE

>>212732635
we have an intersex freak that posts here occasionally

are you enjoying your society?

>>212732467
Idk just didn't happen. i guess i'm an inferior organism compared to you

>>212732772
no but i’m a schizoid weirdo and there is no society on earth where i would feel welcome or happy

>>212732772
society owes me

Mood

God owes me a Kingdom

a beer would fix my stomach issues right now

God owes me an explanation

>>212732900
Ah, Garloid season again, I see

im not your online friend

Found an old post of mine
>what was your first election lads?
>Reagan here

what's the best way to mask the smell of alcohol

I have Austrian heritage
My physiognomy is positively Hitlerian

The International Criminal Court issues arrest warrants for Taliban leaders Hibatullah Akhundzada and Abdul Hakim Haqqani (pictured) over their alleged persecution of women in Afghanistan.

>>212732996
weed

what's the deal with Newman products. all of them are shit

>>212733031
>it’s real
what lol

>>212733031
chudface this man

>>212733031
What about Saudi prince

>>212733031
what are these names man

>thread pace suddenly rapidly increases
>thread quality decreases
>(Yous) are few in number
Yup looks like the discord-kikes are on
Hang all discord kikes, bash and smatter their brains in with a rusty pipe

>>212733146
they don't keep the profits so they don't care how it tastes

masturbating to anime men = you're gay
>yes
masturbating to anime furries = you're a furry
>correct
masturbating to anime children = you're a pedophile
>THAT'S NOT TRUE THEY'RE NOT REAL IT'S COMPLETELY DIFFERENT

>>212732472
You have to actively maintain the relationship and keep the fires of passion stoked from time to time. There will be low periods, it's inevitable.
>>212732533
Normal male libido, but men desire romance too. It's a myth that they don't. Otherwise shit like Spice & Wolf wouldn't be a thing. Biggest myth of all is that men want to sexually dominate women. They don't at all, and your post actually exemplifies that. Violent domination is a fantasy of womens sexuality, not mens. Men want women to sexually desire, and choose to be with them of their own volition. Modern women absolutely refuse to understand what men want from them. The only women who bother to understand are whores who only do so to make money.

>>212733328
now this is some tinfoil hat theory

>>212732996
a full pack of minty gun on a dilapidated and icy pier

>>212733366
>You have to actively maintain the relationship and keep the fires of passion stoked from time to time. There will be low periods, it's inevitable
It's very rare that both parties are equally willing to do this over a long period of time
Especially if they still have options elsewhere

>>212733346
Truth nuke

>>212733368
Basic pattern recognition my friend

>>212733328
More like the NEETs are finally waking up

cummypies, im drinking covfefe

I'm a feral rat why can't the government dispatch an agent to kill me in my sleep?
We give billions to the military and they can't send one person to off me

>>212733524
>>212733524
New

>>212733389
I think it's okay for people to accept that relationships will not last forever. Although if children result from them both parties need to take responsibility and provide structure and a good example for their children to have a healthy development. Once the kids are older and mature enough, you can go your separate ways.

>>212733328
Based