Thread 212725906

Tannoy edition

Get fucked Alcaraz you mouthbreathing dog

never goon

Get the breeding sows posted

It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight

I remember reading CGP books in isolation in school a lot, when we had books for them. one time I also got sat outside the science class my crush was in and they gave me the higher version of science but it was for physics and it was too difficult and I would like to go learn GCSE science

drunk man outside going UUGH UUGH UUGH

smashed it on the 'ree 'oker so far. yer love ter see it

early 2000s forums

>>212725974
alri

someone telling me on 4chan (telepathically) that I was in the sped class made me realize that I wasnt, but it was something I actually was curious about

Crow outside going CAWWW CAWWW CAWWW

>>212725984
Wrong thread mate this is the foreigner tannoy edition

nth for the gyaldem

>>212726005
your thoughts on those that claim that paid poker "isn't actually gambling"?

>>212726006
Ever notice how british people misuse ‘your’ as ‘you’re’ even more than is because their pronunciation is logically closer to ‘your’

>>212726005
thats crazy!
>>212726041
mental how all of this was my dream life when I was 14

moo deng poo peng gay porn cock pong

>>212726041
Dorky bitches

>>212726055
us*

poll of utmost importance

https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo30G5xyA
https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo30G5xyA
https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo30G5xyA

>>212726041
genuinely repulsive little goblins

>>212726100
do not click screamer link

he’s a gay icon if you think about it

>>212726055
Our education system just isn't as good as the American education system

Love the taste of vanilla

>>212726041
why do they wear wigs

Vile trolls of the thread: UNITE

>>212726100
Minox has no moob risk dummy, that’s fin. Topical minox has literally 0 side effects and the only sides for oral minox is heart problems

>>212726130
LOL

>>212726055
They're Aussie

>>212726145
I need milk

Had a dream I was staying in Italy or something doing Mario Kart races through rivers and cities and stuff and also obstacle courses and then I got discouraged and went to sleep in a big refrigerator with a bunch of beer in it in my old friend's parents basement which was there and my hot coworker came in with me and we almost had sex but a bunch of other refugees who were ginger came in and asked if they could stay in the refrigerator instead and I said yes, being a really really good person even in my dreams.

>>212726130
Now I wouldn’t say that

>>212726080
aren't they just adorable x

>>212726180
It's true though

Got the WMAF on

Been writing down a whole list of adjectives I don't often get to use, gust of wind has just blown them all out of the window ffs. Words escape me...

>>212726157
Same shit different island

>>212726181
forgot the phenotype but the rapist saudi arabians phenotype (the ones that are like saudis but go rape and pillage 1000 years ago)

>>212726181
Irish diaspora Timmy's crush

>>212726193
mad how much I enjoy silly jokes like this but I'm too thick to ever remember them

>>212726193
dont get it

can't pick a new book to read

>>212726191
We have a terrible education system other than universities

get them stroked

>>212726181
she looks like she births warriors
she looks like the thoughts of Ghengis Khan and an ancestor of him getting pushed out of the thoughts and into the act of doing it not today and and not tomorrow but in the sons she would give you

Super King Airplane crashes at London Southend Airport

>>212726251
bwcberg is out

>>212726193
how's this for a gust of wind
*spreads my bare arsecheeks and farts out P O O in morse code*

SS-Division “Lion of Albion” (SS-Division Löwe von Albion)

>>212726251
male

Past a certain age, a man without a three-story house (basement), a rewarding, six figure-paying job in a critical industry on trajectory to upper management or equivalent profit from a business owned and operated, the respect of his coworkers, a company car, an athletic lifestyle, a healthy sleep schedule, a full head of hair, a faithful and pretty stay-at-home White Christian wife and at least two biological White healthy children who attend church weekly (mainline Anglo-Saxon protestant denomination with lowkey Christian Right leanings), a vested interest in his children's education and keeping them on track to attend an Ivy League university, control over his children's screen time and social media usage, college funds for his children, 2 intelligent shepherd breed dogs with no inbreeding related health problems, a collection of at least 1500 fiction and non-fiction books, all read and annotated, the ability to play at least one musical instrument at semi-pro level, a tasteful collection of wine and spirits, multiple antiques and paintings, ongoing renovation plans for his house, an emergency preparedness kit, multiple guns of various types and the training to use them, at least 2 cars including an SUV, a vacation cabin capable of housing multiple families, daily family dinners, monthly contact with all extended family and at least one annual face to face contact, a close group of straight White friends he's known since elementary school, an active role in his community through social clubs and volunteer work, a net worth of at least $1500000 including multiple sources of passive income and a diversified stock portfolio that consistently beats the market average, the ability to take frequent trips with his spouse and friends as well as family trips, a 6+ pack/inch cock/ft height, and an active but discrete sex life... can be a bad thing.

>>212726273
???

>>212726240
are you having a laugh?

>>212726181
spirit of Ghengis Khan or a spiritual hunter she appears to those ancestors to push them over the boundaries that separate teh "in your head" and real life, because that isnt what sex is about

don’t get the yank system where they only decide what they are studying in their last year or whatever

>>212726142
did it make any difference to your hairline?

some of you have toil tomorrow and that is a good thing

>>212726277
One day Ofcom will publish records of posts like these btw

ToT

Scranning a solero

>>212726304
Only been to college not uni but I think you complete all the gen ed classes then decide on a major and spend your last 2 years completing the classes for that major together
Though you can also just declare a major outright and do it the normal way

>>212726181
need her to snap my pelvis in half before my hairline retreats another 1cm

And also at some point I had to type a message to appear on a giant screen associated with the Mario Kart races probably and all the letters on the keyboard were associated with different letters on the screen, I think that might have been why I retreated to the giant fridge, also probably because I have a loud AC unit in my bedroom. But enough about me, what does /brit/ think about this? *I* think I feel like I'm racing at work and have all this old personal life baggage to go through and I'm sticking around because I'm secretly in love with my hot coworker.

immigration is good if you do a bunch of incest after getting a lot a lot of women pregnant by it being all of the children and their moms as a few different communities and moving the males around

>>212726278
For me? It would be the SS Panzergrenadier Division "Alfred the Great".

>>212726304
That’s not really possible
You would finish general electives after 2 years the next two years would be degree specific courses

>>212726346
hope cope

>>212726308
It stopped it for a little bit but I didn’t care that much, stopped using it and lost a little more
Works great for growing facial hair though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iesB_QlKWus
Curious! Quite curious!

wish I could ask Ghengis Khan what percentage of a person he did settle for. he probably thought about it (cum) a lot

might sample an ancient grain

>>212726346
um

>>212726051
do you mean unpaid
i'm not a big gambler me and i only began playing poker at the end of may so this site has been a good way for me to learn. turns out i'm actually pretty good (at least at free poker) which has been a surprise. otherwise i'd have packed it in. got 2.5mil chips built up for free and most people are constantly getting some chips then losing them all and buying more for money
i only really play tournaments cos people care more then (past the first 5 mins where 4 or 5 mavericks out of 100 will just be there to go all in)

>>212726343
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>212726318
yeah? what do you reckon they'd think of that one

Any poetry man in? Who are your favourite poets?

Cool..

>>212726406
yeets

>>212726362
>>212726386
Abos dont even have churches to burn down, and they forgot how to make fire; I want to rape them

The death of the labour party...

>>212726406
Homer

>>212726426
mousey sorry but it’s not nice to rape

>>212726406
Byron
Tennyson

Holocailust, thank you.

SS-Division “Red Dragon” (SS-Division Roter Drache)

Three infantry regiments (“Owain,” “Llywelyn,” “Glyndŵr”), a light artillery unit, and a sapper battalion for fortification work. Equipped with German small arms and repurposed British mortars.

rorke just annihilated the windrush myth

There’s nothing wrong with letting all the fit immigrant birds in the country to solve the incel/birthrate crisis

>>212726393
no I mean people that buy-in to qualifiers/tournaments with cash prizes

>>212726422
>>212726438
>>212726454
all woofters lmao exposed by my little honeytrap utter fairies

>>212726406
not much for poetry although im nearly done learning one by sylvia plath by heart

I wandered lonely as a cloud
That floats on high o'er vales and hills,
When all at once I saw a crowd,
A host, of golden daffodils;
Beside the lake, beneath the trees,
Fluttering and dancing in the breeze.

>>212726406
i like philip larkin and seamus heaney and dylan thomas and ted hughes

>>212726100
i'd probs get a hair transplant when i was confident the worst was over. i'm not a very self conscious or even really looks conscious guy but i know for a fact that my head shape and large eyed babyface will not suit balding. luckily i'm 29 and it has stayed put

I cummed and there was lots of white in it but my testes are definitely smaller, maybe from heat, but sometimes my penis is very hot and ignoring that it is still (at a more normal temperature) 3-4 degrees hotter than my testes

OH MY DAYSSSSSSSSSS
And yes, she IS Irish diaspora.

layers of spunk on her face

Feel like all of these women on Hinge have absolutely zero plans for meeting up with me and are just responding because they’re a bit bored

>>212726506
Yeah, nigger.

>>212726506
cor need her on SSRIs and in a completely immobilized state as well as stupor

>>212726515
those cartoons were made by some german-american guy who disliked the irish because he saw them as insular people who didnt like mass migration

>>212726519
>experimenting with layering
putting a coat on?

>>212726041
Rotterdem

>>212726138
that's em's real hair just dyed, kate wears more wigs but she's also died her natural hair black in the past. I'm not sure if that webm is natural - straightened or just a wig, leaning towards the former

He probably will make him cry while I laugh...

we should return to feudalism 2bh

i like the gelatinous torso pouches of my women to be kept to a tasteful minimum

>>212726558
sort your life out you sad twat

>>212726462
Sounds based

letterboxd is a bit reddit

you'll be looking for a review for a film and the most popular one is some gay shite

torso punching women

protect them

>>212726406

Here are a few of them, in no particular order:

T.S. Eliot
Wallace Stevens
Elizabeth Bishop
Robert Lowell
W.B. Yeats
Ezra Pound
Kanye West
Arthur Rimbaud
Samuel Beckett
John Ashbery
James Merrill

Pass...

>>212726321
cringe nonce

>>212726462
Now do one for the isle of man and cornwall

adore legalporno

milk truck arive

British fascists/NatSocs need to decisively break with monarchism.

It's an outdated idea and the current degenerates have failed to defend the nation.

Oh.

childless millennial women with pet "children"

carloth alacarath

>>212726633
SS-Freiwilligen-Division “Triskelion” (SS-Volunteer Division Triskelion)

Two infantry regiments (“Tynwald” and “Viking”), named after the Manx parliament and Norse heritage, plus a reconnaissance company and a coastal artillery battery equipped with captured British guns.


SS-Division “Kernow” (SS-Division Kernow)

Three infantry regiments (“Dumnonia,” “Tristan,” “Tintagel”), named after Cornish historical and mythical references, plus a small coastal patrol unit with requisitioned fishing boats and a light artillery detachment. Equipped initially with British Lee-Enfield rifles, later with German MP40s and Panzerfausts.

>>212726672
ktim (the child)

>>212726661
I agree
Monarchy is an illegitimate and outmoded form of government that should be thrown in the dustbin of history

scrannik sinner

>>212726657
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bm2YGkCql24&list=RDBm2YGkCql24&start_radio=1

the goog

cat meow because it know that in my bag the food

BECAUSE WE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED ONE ANOTHER

I win though...

>>212726687
What would an american SS Battalion look like ?

phoar

Live near a family. The parents are nasally voiced and they are literally always moaning at their children. Awful people, feel sorry for them.

would like to know commiemongs thoughts on North Korea now that he's a nazi

>>212726711
can't post that mate

>>212726711
great now i have to masturbate
i hope you're happy

>>212726711
ok yes my willard is hard are you happy now

>>212726738
Juche is national socialism with Korean characteristics

Present...

>>212726743
STFU youre a faggot cuck

carloth thinks he's playing old man novaxx, ginger is too quick

Think you need to get a clue sunshine

Can't stop squeezing my legs together and I don't know why

did the incel post nsfw content
did he get a handful of (you)s
will he be banned
fascinating

>>212726738
Der Asiatic Horde

Force it..

>>212726776
kill yourself

vanilla niggas really be seeing just a pair of tits and some curves and being like oh damn now i got to masturbate

>>212726711
fucks sake everywhere I look is fucking sex

Hello chaps.

>>212726806
blow your head smooth off

rorke fuming he doesn't live in a world where slay means to brutally murder

>>212726809
ktim!

>>212726820
Hello catyank

reminder of what they do report (they just reported it all) and what they post or dont report
look at how they think

Rebel...

>>212726820
Greetings cat yank
How have you been?

>>212726855
sybau

parentbergs got some pimms in just cos wimbledons on.........

Get fucked, Alcaraz

What???

>>212726852
sup dude
check this out comfy 2009 vibes here
https://youtu.be/4RaguYU_SQI

>>212726874
get your mum sloshed then massage her feet then shag her

just turned the heating on

Operation teeth whiten is in full swing. White teeth by next month i reckon

might have a vintage wank
fry x leela cartoon porn, perhaps

why is incest illegal

>>212726881
ginger roId cheat enjoyers OUT

wish I lived in a wee rural yank village and I could marry a local yank lass and we could have kids and live a wee based yank life

Commiemong only became a Nazi because he found out they wore more leather than Communists did

>>212726711
just remembered how lonely I am

>>212726736

A. Graduated Cylinders
B. Bunsen Burners
C. Laboratory Apparatuses Of Any Kind
D. Me (specifically in the context of civilized society)

Which of these does not belong?

>>212726918
.

>>212726908
way to destroy your tooth enamel

Many of the gangs in america have their members enlist in the military to get weapons training

you should never take any medication for "mental illness"

>>212726923
more respect for him now then as I did have when he was a commie, or for the nazis

>>212726711
ticking time bomb of fatness this one

ok we have had fun with the heat now let the weather go back to 15c

>>212726862
Splendid! And you?
https://youtu.be/C_6F4JZXJDQ

>>212726941
didnt ask you braindead fucking yank

Alcaraz getting buckbroken

Nostalgia breeds fascism

>>212726921
me in the pink frock

>>212726984
Ive been good!
Glad to hear you're in good spirts

>>212726941
if you think about it armies are like gangs that protect every country's turf

had a talk with sunberg and we're scheduling another heatwave

>>212726711
needs her chebs overed up and a cross ring on her belly button

im also going to buy some bread with my milk because I cant guarantee that I will get full today. im not hungry for food in my belly but I want something like a sausage roll

>>212726979
so?

I once scored in the 99th percentile on an exam in 3rd grade. I was only 11 years old. What was that exam? An exam for all of the following: autism, ADHD, and dyslexia.

Bring me to life.

getting my weekly dose of RobWords

>>212727023
you are not allowed sausage rolls

>>212727002
alri leftypol haah

>>212727014
Based, get that brown biomass suffering

>>212726940
im doing dentist recommended strats. i'll be fine

getting blacked

>>212726406
Ezra Pound

Toby causing a fuss in Greggs

>>212727014
get in

rorke opening a themed b&b in canterbury

Roman.

>>212727041
really a sad thing to say isnt it? even if trolling. you truly are evil and it is only about control at its core with you, not about anything else

>>212727046
hello you cunt aha

bellend airport

>>212727034
And none of those conditions exist

>>212726918
expensive part of the city, that is. Rich mf

not really though is it?

getting blacked raw

>>212727006
Yes
Its also why both wear uniforms

I want black sex
(I, a white man, having straight consensual sex with a cis black woman)

>>212727111

how so?

misery loves company and evil probably something like that the same

reminder the people posting about BL8CKED now are the ones who reported the straight white porn

>>212727055
>trusting dentistberg

ngmi

Getting BLACKED RAW up me arse

>>212727127
fomyeg

>>212727119
Would not mind a mulattess or a quadroon lass

>>212727075
you will not have the sausage rolls

>>212727058
>>212727099
>>212727136
reported for pony content outside MLP. hope you get banned in my jihad. get jihaded you freak
PS kill yourself

loved the brit meet up girlies, we need to do it again.

>>212726780
considered dropping 120% worth of DLC on crusader kins 3 to play horde. the character stories look kino but I've played too much eu4 already. I need to play a variety of games before it's too late

also fuck paradox's DLC greediness

>>212727119
Are you Irish diaspora?

sinner is good, but grug he monke

mousenonces tiny willy going plap plap plap on my tummy as he rides me cowgirl

>>212727178
bit gay

I get excited by the thought of me bouncing myself silly on a cock but my hole is too sensitive and tight to do anal :(((((

>>212727082
You know what else doesn't exist? The imaginary medication that makes me very tired and unable to maintain an erection. It's the nonexistent medicine that adversely affects all of my relationships. I'm a shell of a human being due largely to this illusory medicine of nightmares. Thanks

>>212727153
Are you Irish diaspora?

>>212727140
>>212727154
I dont need to respond to this because you are acting even more evil
all I will do is say that I close my eyes at this first sight of evil - what you are is evil and you have problem it further in your response(s). you are evil and are acting like it
PS you arent just or good, you only want control over people. good always prevails

Reincarnated as a mosquito to give lil African niggas malaria

>>212727213
Nope

>>212727223
shut up nigga

>>212727153
Nice. Same

how about those small boat cronem, Charles?

>>212726894
>>212726984
Did you listen??

>>212727223
have a sausage roll mate
you're not you when you're hungry

>>212727228
me infecting a white missionary instead in solidarity with blm

Hooligan.

>>212727249
Are you Irish diaspora?

meltdown

reminder to report those posters posts - I am saying this because they get mad and report people for saying this. it is what they DONT want. so do it. filtering is not a proper substitute for moderation and YOU the people are the janitors

>>212727223
you are not allowed sausage rolls they have been banned for you

>>212727159
me bottom left, wishing i was strapped with dynamite

>>212727223
remember when you said you'd fuck a child?
nothing good about that. you're evil

Im immune to malaria
All my grandfather's brothers who served in WW2 in the pacific never caught it while they were there.

>>212727208
Umm

>>212727163
just get the pass for a month lad

>>212727244
Love it. Post more

>>212727163
>120%
£120*

uh oh mousenonce mega melty incoming

bet the cronem are chiefing those clickums yeah?

Labour...

heavily into my bi-cycle and looking for cock

>>212727312
Mad how fit they are

mad how theres 26 million north koreans just pottering about doing north korean stuff

was interested in crusader kings until I realized 90% of the game's content is marrying people together

>>212727339
bet youre posting alone in your stinking bedroom for the 1000th time yeah?

< 266 posts the amout of posts it took r9k to mention fucking kids and pedophillia. last time it was about 6 posts before they mentioned it

Kate still looks stunning

>>212727345
they thrive in a socialist paradise

no sausage rolls

Timmy's crush

>>212727357
melty

mmhmm yeah but how about those -2 tings? yeah? out as well?

>>212727357
melty

>>212727367
William looks like the coomer wojak

>>212727357
well one of those posts is mentioning something you previously said. you're a wrongun

>>212727345
Mental how the west is fully content with blocking any and all food and medicine entering their country then blaming the regime for starving and killing their citizens because the leadership won’t kowtow to liberal democracy

>>212727367
sad

>>212727300
nah I've spent hundreds on eu4/vic3 dlc already getting a paradox pass on top of that is grim. I'd rather buy dlc slop and be free to play however I want with no strings attached

Note.

because they got one reply from it they post about sausage rolls 4+ times. thats because where they comefrom they cant repost material. they come here and do it, and mention bl*cked and pedophilia and report naked straight white women

I want you all to be fully aware that these people (who cant stfu about fucking kids for more than 300 posts) are trying to get gay shit on your screen and straight shit off, every day, and to be as obsessed with nonwhites as they are. they are trying to turn you gay (a cime)

>>212727380
oh my days LOL

Fake mousey

>>212727400
paedo loser
this is your legacy

Timmy think he Chad now

>>212727367
horrible what the cancer has done to her. they should find a fucking cure

>>212727443
boo hoo nigga

>>212727443
if you dont like people bringing up posts you have made about fucking kids then maybe dont say those things. just a thought

>>212727443
no sausage rolls im afraid

Rebel?

just announcing that -2 are active

>>212727344
Lord save me for I will soon sin

How did she get so fit?

Quenty melty

>>212727486
John Travolta is looking rough these days

>>212727480
i think they're trying

>>212727412
just to clear it up you thick little fucking retard (and to break the rule of saying I wont reply to you any more to clear this up), I didnt say that, and it was someone else who said that, and that we are an an anonymous imageboard (even though where you come from they have IDs)
I didnt say that I fuck kids and I thought - because of your character - that you were knowingly telling a lie to try and jip me ITT some more
>>212727473
>>212727267
>>212727388
>>212727402
STFU parasite. last reply to the parasite
shrivel up and die

>>212727380
Timmy seeing her and going "WOAH!"

mousenonce cramming a sausage roll up his arse

Two parents listening to the heartbeat of their 23-year-old son’s transplanted heart.

Wanker.

>>212727479
best he cud do x

>>212727508
Always was

Sir Jewish Wife

>>212727518
>I fuck kids

>>212727501
As will I

>>212727508
saw venti on the whatever podcast

meltdown

womens sports are absolute garbage

>>212727535
ugh what cucks l bet they wank to blacked

>>212724284
>>212724284

either report the r9k freaks that want more to see gay or interracial shit than straight white women on YOUR screen or be fully aware that this is what they are doing in your conscious

>>212727411
colloquial expression referring to a felidae simplex as the female genital organ
humorously intended remark as to the high moisturisation coefficient of the animal

The 'I prefer Asian women' phenotype

>>212727535
Christian sklavenmoral!

>>212727411
he likes the water :)

Toby tantrum

>>212727535
beat it timmy... fr xxx

>>212727589

irrelevant catchphrase/copypasta

>>212727556
Basado

>>212727546
Yeah...

iplayer is so bad. choose between 144p quality or buffering every 5 seconds. Even worse if you want to watch live

my wanks take 15-20 minutes

>>212725905
>>212725905
>>212725905

Cheers to whoever cobbled together a mousey chatbot from his archived posts

Lucky?