Thread 212726676

>Daddy's money
I'm sorry your dad was a bum but you can't shame me for not being born poor

>>212726676 (OP)
my dad held high positions in banks and on directory boards but ruined it because of his pride and ego

>>212726676 (OP)
I'm technically worth millions but my parents won't let me touch any of it until they die and they both probably have a solid 20 years left on Earth thanks to the miracles of modern medicine. By the time I get the inheritance, I'll probably be middle-aged and barely able to capitalize on the pussy it attracts.

>>212726789
Poor people also get pussy. Don't kid yourself. Work on your personality and social skills

>>212726789
What if I told you you can get your inheritance money very quickly with just one simple trick

>>212726676 (OP)
>the flag
>the post
You country's entire online identity is built around seething over how easy we Americans have it. I make $50k a year before taxes and this is enough to make the average Brazilian think I must live in a mansion and could retire by 30.

>>212726914
>derailing the thread and making it about yourself
the least egocentric mutt

>>212726877
I'm not gonna kill them, obviously. For one thing I'd feel really bad about it and for another I'd be primary suspect number one.
>>212726858
The last woman I've dated we were together for three years. I'm not some complete incel, I just know I'd be attracting far more beautiful women if I had a sports car and nice house.