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Epstein can’t spell his own name edition

>>212733524 (OP)
he was too busy creeping on the girls in the class to write his name

every jew considers adopting a goy name to fit in

im so tired desu

>>212733507
i will hurt you

Can i get interest free student loans if in change my last name to goldberg

>>212733574
why?

>>212733570
rest on my lap :3

do you ever talk black when jiving with a brother

>>212733629
What if hes really obese and ugly

>try to get rid of curtains
>can see every speck of dust on my desk now(not even bright out, it's cloudy and 4pm)

>>212733611
i told you not to call me that

>>212733664
Are you short anon

Obama: Cool Clock, Ahmed
Biden: Will you shut up man
Trump: STOP THE COUNT

>>212733715
*Barack Hussein Obama voice*
>Cute cock, Ahmed! Why don’t you bring it to the White House

Ever smell a pussy that was reminiscent of armpit?
Now my crotch and belly stinks ):

>>212733803
Are you saying your belly smells like a pussy that smells like an armpit

Going to the toil now
praying for the downfall of the worthless whore who ghosted me

>>212733629
no

>>212733664
sorry

>be me
>log into club penguin
>walk my character next to a female-presenting character
>send the heart emote
>if the girl reciprocates I get her myspace and talk to her there
Rizz was so easy when I was a kid. I had multiple online "girlfriends" in elementary/middle school, and I felt like such a stud

>>212733520
I'd do it but what do I get in return?

>>212733860
That is about the long and short of it
my bellybussy be stankin as a young doctor might say

ontologically chinese

>>212733653
sounds like you need a maid to come clean your room

Im one of mamdanis men

>>212733759
you forget the "uhhhhhhhhhhhh"

elder scrolls world is humanity fighting its hardest to survive in a nihilistic world that's just the schizophrenic dream of a sleeping god, fallout humans cant sweep up a pile of trash outside their house for 300 years

Omw home from church.

>>212733884
i forgive you, maybe im too aggressive, sorry

>>212734149
>>212733699

I saw this manhole cover in Tokyo
We could never have anything this casually cute in America
If we made this here it would be in a globohomo art style and the people on it would be disabled and mexican

>>212734115
is this some star wars reference I'm not getting

>>212734217
>If we made this here it would be in a globohomo art style and the people on it would be disabled and mexican
i hate how fucking right you are

>>212734118
So true

>>212734217
This is why liberals are trying to destroy Japan

>>212734217
why are the firefighters also shoguns?

>>212734115
>>212734220
I just read that word aloud and my furniture started floating

You take dragon ball z for example, the problems are very simply identified through a single antagonist character whose behavior threatens the exitence of the setting. Piccolo, Vegeta, Freezer Cell Buu and so on. The threat they pose is similar to the threat water poses to a burning match. the fictional universe could end if they're left unchecked
and the solution is systematically the same; punching and ki blasting them until they go away. And if it doesnt work immediately then there is a solution to that. training more, fighting more, screaming louder, get angrier. Basically agressivity both tamed and unleashed until it overwhelms the issue.
The only stake of the plot is existence itself, the it stands the highest on the pyramid of importance. As a barely veiled meta self commentary of the manga's self definition of being an end in itself. the plots never explore more complex, multidimensional and smaller aspects of society or life. Anything smaller than at the scale of a solar system is exposed through a lense of satire and ridicule.
Mariage and love life for example. Being married to someone constantly fighting, who'se never home. How many complex issues does it raise, the potential for tragedy is tremendous.
Yet all of this is brushed off through lighthearted humor with nothing but gag scenes of domestic violence with the same joke of the strongest man in the universe being scared of his angry wife when she gets her big hammer out whenever the camera is focused on family scenes.
What does this tell us about dragon ball z? first of all that to the target audience which is supposed to be mostly young boys, that nothing matters more than the stability and perpetuity of the fictional universe they so adamantly follow and get invested into. And that preserving it is simply a matter of "always more" always more training, always more charging power , always more power level. More is the solution. And more buying when replaced in market terms

>>212734089
Don't tease me....

I'm a 26 year old virgin and my hairline is already fucked. It's so over, I'm never having sex with an attractive woman. I once dreamed that when I finally had a stable, well paying job (like I do now) that I'd attract younger women and could have all the sex I'd been missing out on. Now it's clear that isn't and won't ever be the case for me.

Also in Tokyo
I'm pretty sure this guy was touching on these anime girls

canadians are out of control

>>212734459
>doesn't include Trump anywhere in the swamp
I'm surprised Zyklon Ben even acknowledged this happened.

TIL /cum/ loves bamba so much they made a song about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLAWPrCUQQ0

>>212734486
I don’t get it

We won

>>212734119
*fallout 3/4 humans
NV shows actual progress/farming/economy

Shes hot

>>212734696
YOURE HOT

>>212734770
Not as hot as her

>>212733903
Now look at you

>>212734384
tl;dr

>>212734821
Better pay up!

epic fail

Is it true that Dragon Ball Z is Russian propaganda?

>>212734927
>he doesn't know indians don't possess the faustian spirit
epic fail

>>212734920
Apparently I owe even more now

>>212734927
Whoa! I can’t believe the retarded Pajeet is incompetent and has no integrity, preferring to prostrate himself before his Jewish masters, rather than doing what he said he was going to do

>>212734962
fuuugg
You better give him his money now before the price gets higher

>>212734962
HAHAHHAHAHA

This old chinese guy tricked 6 thousand men into having sex with him and he recorded the videos to sell. he'll likely be sentenced to death soon.

>>212734962
>Brian the fag is about to lose his shirt for violating a schizophrenic’s civil rights with witchcraft
lol

>>212735025
I'm not Brian

I long for this

>>212734962
Why does the schizo have an Israeli flag as profile pic?

>>212735025
imagine how long it'd take fagberg to pay $650k with his piddly $30/hr wage

>>212735050
They’re just bragging at this point

im ashamed to be floridian

>>212735017
>A mainland transvestite internet celebrity "Nanjing Sister Hong" was arrested by the police for secretly meeting with male netizens and secretly filming sex videos and selling them online. The male netizens she dated included heterosexuals and some were not single. Now it is reported that three of the people who reported the case have been diagnosed with sexually transmitted diseases, which has caused an uproar, but there is no evidence to show that it is related to Sister Hong. Some people even called on the partners of these male netizens to go to the hospital for examination as soon as possible to protect their own safety.
>One man was recognised by his mother, who said he worked as an English teacher at a kindergarten. In another case, a woman was shocked to find her own fiancé among Sister Hong’s victims. These unexpected exposés have triggered anger and emotional distress for many of the men involved.
??? how did they not know he was a dude?

I've talked to this guy like twice in my entire life

Do you guys ever feel the need to obliterate yourselves ?

>>212735072
>$30/hr wage
Doesn’t he have a little third world witchcraft stand that sells herbs and candles? I imagine that would bring in less than $30/hr

>>212735119
are you a local celebrity

I’ve had sex with a number of people.
The number is zero.

>>212735061
Ashkenazis have a gene that makes them 40% more likely to develop schizophrenia

Captcha: JWAG0Y

How is 30 dollars an hour a bad wage ?

>>212735160
we've got a fucking comedian here

>>212735162
Jews with attitude, goy?

Multiple girls have put my penis inside their mouths

>>212735198
a regular henny youngman

>>212735116
They're saving face. Admitting that 6k homos fucked an old guy is something the Chinese cannot collectively admit so they'll just say they were tricked in order to maintain social cohesion.

oh fuck i didn't realize the buses were so off today.
hope i'm not late.

>>212735124
sometimes. they put you on a three day hold if they catch you doing that, though and the place they take you to sucks. i have a mental defcon system installed now that begins with drinking, continues with drinking, and ends at maximum with calling my mom.

I love this crowd!

>>212735251
>israeli operative ben shapiro

>>212735251
Is it just me or is Alex looking a bit like Steve Austin there

>>212735251
Jones used to refuse to talk about Israel because his ex-wife and kids are Jewish but ever since he got a divorce and no longer talks to his kids, the gloves have been off

I wish USPS operated on Sundays
Just hire more people

build back better
big beautiful bill
bbb
666

>>212735331
They love Fleetwood Mac thoughbeit

>>212735246
>In a shocking twist, some victims, even after discovering Uncle Red’s true identity as a man, chose to continue the relationship, and even introduced their friends. Others, stunned and betrayed, immediately cut ties.
HAHAHAHHAHA

>>212735375
I heard doorbells were invented by Satan since they make you unknowingly invite Satan in (he can't enter your domicile without invitation)

>>212735378
I wonder what the ethnicity of the men who invited their friends were

at 50k likes I'll do a 360

>>212735376
How about Morningwood Mac and Stevie Nicks wakes you up with a blowjob

>>212735257
summer. they all start breaking down. you practically have to pull your whole window back by a half-hour.

>>212735426
that's vampires bro. they were invented by vampires.

modern vampires don't need to enter your dwelling to rob you either, they just raise your interest rate.

spreading my legs for anyone who asks

>>212735505
Okay but I just want a kiss

>>212735505
close your legs you hussy

>>212735493
I'd take a blowy from prime stevie nicks for sure

>>212735426
Is this also true of door knockers, or does it have to be the doorbell

>>212735535
...good oreos?

>>212735554
no cuz satan has a recognizable knock or something

>>212735372
Stop taking about Epste*n! You are making him feel uncomfortable.

>>212735594
but if satan pushed the doorbell you'd wake up and say "fuck off satan go away" and he can't come in right

>>212735620
Kevin Spacey's a finook, what would he want with an island of underage girls? Makeup tips?

what was the currency in spain before the euro

>>212735655
algo

>>212735655
Pesos?

>>212735571
not oreos

>>212735652
you think it was just girls? why would it just be girls?

>>212735655
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_peseta

before that it was the Spanish real

>>212735652
didn't he pretend to not be a fag for a long time and only came out as a fag when he got accused of something in metoo

or was that someone else

I hate myself so fucking much.

Schizojeet irl

>>212735620
kevin spacey cracked me up. it's like, world leader, world leader, world leader, kevin spacey lol

>>212735829
Prince Andrew ain't a politician either.

>>212735829
He at least played the president in House of Cards.

>>212735873
cope, he has access to the royal family trust

who's your favorite sopranos character?
for me its Christopher

>>212735953
I have never seen the Slopranos

>>212735796
bruh I thought that was captain beefheart

>>212735965
it's kino though

>>212735953
the restaurant owner's wife with the big tits

>>212735815
I don’t even know why I thought this was funny
But you, good Sir, have put a smile on my face and for that I thank you!

>>212735980
Charmaine?
hate her thick new jersey accent

>>212735953
Paulie

>>212736003
good choice
junior is also good

what do you guys do to keep pretty?
I take a lot of vitamins and do not smoke drink or eat sugary stuff

Saw so many beautiful Chinese girls in Washington DC this weekend

I only eat meat and eggs these days. My love for oats has gone....

>>212735953
Tony is literally me :)

>>212736051
Life is unfair sometimes

A boomer told me it's not called easy it's called life. nigga really thought he said something

>>212736082
christopher is literally me
anthony jr is also literally me as well

I want to start an aquarium

We have a dream
Music is our life
We have a hope
Music will survive

https://youtu.be/ArXW2QBa5XE

>>212736051
They're genuinely interested in what your employer does. It's their passion.

ukraine is losing

>>212736135
Is he wrong tho?

any venti man in the building?

my job is to make arby's ads

>>212736135
ur stupid and didn't get that he was lying to you cause it's not called truth it's called LIfE

>>212736229
Like the cup size at starbuxx or what

would suck her anus ngl

>>212736268
Before or after the sushi because that looks absolutely #Yummylicious!!
She is an exotic looking beauty. I wouldn’t mind having sexual intercourse with her.

>>212736317
HOW did she get so hot?

>>212736334
>>212736268
>>212736229
you okay?

>>212736268
>having a scat fetish

>>212736351
I NEED her to use my balls as a speedbag NOW

>>212736365
you should take a walk

>>212736268
A cunt hair away from nuggetposting

>>212736082
You cry to a shrink like a bitch while putting up a tough guy facade to everyone you know?

>>212735527
fell for it again

No such thing as self-driving, it's all just outsourced to jeets.

>>212736334
Genetixxx

https://youtu.be/_moIfbBdOU8

Would you marry a Filipina?
Fun fact: they run a foot fetish channel together. I wonder if they all know about it at the wedding. Like hey that’s my son getting married there with the girl who gags him with her feet on camera.

this sounds like coomerbait or your typical 4chan meme but i just matched with what i thought was a petite emo girl on bumble who is, and i’m not shitting you, unironically 5’6c very cute, and after our conversation i find out she’s trans

now, i’m a huge chud and have never watched gay or transgender porn (i don’t even watch porn at all), but she’s unironically affordable and i didnt even realize she was trans until she told me, she unironically passes very well.

what do i do? we have the same taste in music and literature and she’s really pretty? i asked if she had a “thing” and she said yes and i think that might be a huge turn off for me but she’s like the coolest person ive matched with in months

>>212736465
I would not
maybe one that was half white but definitely not a full one

Kicked from my first game of CS2. I need a function to mute everyone and disable my communications by default so I don't go off when I see or hear urkelkin. I have no self control, I just unload.

>>212736480
adorable*
also, i did express my concern over her transgender-ness and she said it’s ok if ive never done anything with a transgender before, we can just get coffee and see where it goes

>>212736356
HAHAHAHA oh man that was golden

I would lick every square inch of her body

>>212736480
Are you basing this opinion off of curated pictures from an app profile? It’s very likely that they are deceptive, and it will very obviously be a man in women’s clothes if you meet up in person

Either way, sex and relationships are for procreation, and you can’t do that with a male

>>212736480
>but she’s unironically affordable
yeah troons are more affordable cause they are men with penises

would you

>>212736551
Literally looks like a man.

>>212736480
I think it will all change very quickly when you meet up and he doesn’t actually pass from all angles and has this weird fake tranny voice so yeah idk
But if you genuinely enjoy their company who are we to judge
Love is love, I won’t think any less of you for it

>>212736534
yeah i’m not sure, but her photos don’t look edited at all (or if they are, i cant see the edits)
it’s why i agreed to coffee. if i don’t like her or think she’s too masculine then that’s fine, but damn, if she looks even half as good as she does in her pics and instagram then i might unironically consider dating her, she’s really pretty and cool

>>212736577
my only hope about things like the voice and build is that she told me she’s been on HRT since she was 12. she’s 18 now so idk how much that would have “feminized” her

>>212736135
hate those dumb niggas so much

>>212735953
>>212736003
>>212736036
based and Pauliepilled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCYdYGkfdsg

>>212735953
silvio

>>212736634
large barge with a radio antenna tower on it that would charge up and discharge

>>212736613
>18
Damn
Excited to hear your updates
I’m keeping my fingers crossed for you

Brittany Venti's big fat tits in my face

Hey, teacher – leave those kids alone!

Stop spamming pics of this quadroon!

>>212736428
AI craze is mostly horseshit trying to sell people the sci-fi fantasy that doesn't actually exist. Don't get me wrong I think it's physically possible, but it's nowhere near reality yet.
Current transformer architecture AI they use to build LLMs isn't going to lead to the mythical hyper intelligent "do everything" machine.
Yann LeCun is right.

>>212736736
destiny fucked her

>>212736673
fuck now I gotta listen to the whole album again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGKc3T7OVHE&list=RDVGKc3T7OVHE&start_radio=1

>>212736782
destiny's tiny little mutilated jewish dick has been nowhere near Miss Venti

>>212736790
Do you prefer the LP version or the CD version?

All i want for Christmas is a quadroon

>>212736790
i would too, but it always leaves me feeling drained and melancholic. maybe later tonight, after i've done everything that needs doing.

Reminder.

>>212736736
Here she’s sexy but then I googled her wikifeet page and she has a super wide negro nose in some pictures and looks quite ugly
Now what should I trust

>>212736826
destiny is uncut

>>212736831
I like the longer version, whichever one that is. I used to have the album on CD but some [redacted] broke into my car and stole my CD wallet years back.
>>212736856
I listen to it in the winter a lot, it's great music for driving at night.

>>212736934
I'm sure you've sucked his disfigured dick through a glory hole many a times

I'm uncut but I've got phimosis :(

is your intelligence transient

>>212736973
no i watched his leaks

hot, hot, HOT

just sit on my cock women

>>212736983
don't steroids treat that? if it comes and goes try ibuprofen

>>212737014
destiny fucked your chud waifu

>>212736862
oh hey, this works.
https://youtu.be/jVFIbpZA04I

>>212737031
I've always had it but it's never been a problem so I've never gotten it fixed (snip snip).

>>212737039
no he did not

>>212736775
>>212736851
She's an octoroon actually

ngl, i like how the word "cock" sounds
its the "ck" at the end

>>212737059
Going to suck those tiddies gyattt

the Diocese of Mongo

wouldn't mind suckin on her tits ngl

>>212737055
I'm not a doctor but I think the illness is manmade since religion removed the selection pressure for that part of the dick to actually function

>>212737088
not if i suck them first!

hideous fucking whore

Venti is ugly and has retarded "beliefs" and her bf is a pudgy numale with glasses

Trump was really cool at the fifa world club final

>>212737119
>religion is manmade
Ok whatever you say dude.

>>212737156
Sounds like she's attainable for you then, lucky guy!

>>212737156
>Venti is ugly
patently false

I like when a hot girl has an ugly boyfriend

>>212737158
what did he do that made you like him?

>>212737194
because you're ugly too and it gives you hope?

>>212737213
exactly

>>212737194
it is odd and usually signals some unknown or hidden feature. either she's completely damaged in some way, or he's got an ace up his sleeve like tons of money or a gigantic cock.

>>212737247
maybe he's just really nice and funny

Got three accounts 14 day suspended on CS2.

now if only jannyberg would get your ip suspended from 4chan

the ed bernstein "show"... lol okay, is there even a 1% chance his legal firm won't be mentioned? yeah, it's like a variety show. we bring on guests, they talk about my legal practice some, we bring on other lawyers, we talk about my firm for a little bit... you know, it's like carson and letterman. a very diverse act.

>>212737311
show more thigh next time

>>212737311
wipe the cum stains off your mouse

If CS2 suspensions were IP it'd be no issue, but sadly they ban your steam account.....

shes cute AND sexy

>>212737353
Fag.
>>212737364
That's tape because the plastic was melting. I'm looking into getting a wood mouse.

should I start taking methylene blue?

>>212737401
them tiddies :)

>>212737459
I don't want them i NEED them

>>212737443
what's that?

>>212737401
She's got a face like a broken boot.

>>212737311
How much doesn one of those small coke bottles cost? You could safe a lot of neetbux by buying coke in huge plastic bottles.

>>212737511
she has a beautiful face that i could spend all day kissing

im a man of action. i get things done

>>212737521
>you could save by eating garbage

>>212737541
Alright my dixk could use some jerking

ugh

need to kiss her where she pees

What should I spend my $25 dollar Indigo gift card on

>>212737565
need to pee on her face

i feel like i waste my time in anything i do, ironic considering i am here, but it all feels so useless

>>212737567
A copy of 2001: A Space Odyssey, and a cute bookmark :)

>>212737492
blue dye

need to lick her shitter ASAP

Peasant meal

How do i make my wife feel bad for me and come back to living with me

>>212737566
grok: yes it is ineducated. glory to israel and india!! world superpower 2025

>>212737631
this is the best your mommy can make?

>>212737550
Why the fuck would she attack him unprompted like that?

>>212737631
Onions, cheese, pork and oats?

killed another thread with my awful posts award

>>212737550
how is he unattractive?

>>212737631
utter slop

>>212737657
Chicken breast

>>212737631
what in the hell did you do to that poor chicken breast

>>212737631
>Harvard
Cold potatoes with salt sprinkled on em are delicious.

Mac and cheese

they still speak spanish in el paso all these years after the american conquest

Every time I post my peasant meals you all have a hard time identifying their constituent parts

Mom's on her way to the gas station, monster on the way

>>212737728
Thanks.

sure is raining

If those aren't cold mashed potatoes I'm gay.

>>212737728
A bit late for all that caffeine, no?

>>212737741
I don't give a shit

got ghosted by a girl i met on a dating app again award

>>212737728
monster tastes like the cheap candy nobody dares to buy; outside of halloween

>>212737738
They're oats

>>212737728
My mother would never.

>>212737631
why is your meat melting?

>>212737770
To the right of the oats....

>>212737728
you're mommys little monster

If your check engine light comes on you can always put a piece of tape over it, and then the problem ceases to exist
Always works for me

>>212737782
It just got a little charred in the smoker

Don't get why people invent terms for things that already have words to describe them, like how people say ghosting instead of ignoring

>>212737631
how do you achieve that texture on the chicken

>>212737692
With steak!

faces of /cum/

Cold mashed potatoes, for reference.

>>212737820
buy it pre-cooked from the gas station

>>212737815
Get with the times unc

>>212737784
That's mature cheddar cheese

>>212733524 (OP)
https://youtu.be/42ijUv1gcUA

>>212737825
English.

>>212737834
Disgusting.

>>212737834
your mom cooks like shit

>>212737820
Marinated the night before, then smoked

>>212737834
can't believe I'm surrounded by cooklets
how haven't you freaks starved already

People say candycorn is bottom of the barrel halloween candy, like a step above dental floss, but I think it's top tier

>>212737873
>>212737873
New

>>212737879
it's fucking awful

>>212737890
Candycorn haters make it seem like it tastes as bad as black licorice

>>212737294
LOL