Vending machine edition

The last two weeks of 4chan lads...

how do you fix your life when you're in a shit position lads

u
,m

is that allowed to be there?

Using my nigger obliteration ray on Peckham

what is it?

>>212735780
crime

going to start jogging tomorrow lads. i promise

>>212735745
the first season then?

>>212735795
kek

>>212735780

>>212735780
just do things, worst times of my life have been when I've sat on my arse and done nothing

>>212735776
if only i could navigate the technical minefield that is a VPN, software that i use literally every day of my life as part of my job

scranning a hornet

>>212735791

>>212735791
weird
i didnt know the ads were synced

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212735822

>>212735811
hate all that "let go" stuff. i'm not literally holding anything that i can let go of. just meaningless.

if rarity was real she'd hate me :(

>>212735811
love laozi and zhuangzi

Farting a poo out of my anus

>>212735818
Also the hardest times to make yourself do anything

>>212735818
>80% of life is just showing up

>>212735865
>im in a shit position
>im not holding onto stuff
Pick one (1)

Small boat cronem falling out of my arse into the loo
Nun he cud do x

>>212735865
you probably are holding onto a lot of baggage

drinking coffee with milk :)

Can't get over how good Diego was on Friday

corr be bloody brilliant if this tarq cunt got FUCKING ASSASSINATED

>>212735932
caffeine is horrible for you

>>212735937
NatSocLad (formerly Commiemong) bodied him on Christianity

>>212735932
caffeine is very good for you (real)

me the white and purple one
you the pink one
:)?

>>212735910
no, got nothing in my hands at all

>>212735949
good because I want my life to end

might make a 'vefe

>>212735940
You are now on a GCHQ watch list

I do wonder why politicians keep posting stuff like "haha look at me I'm so normal, I'm watching the football". I think most of the public is fed up with that shite. People want a prime minister who is going to fix the country.

>>212735960
you think I could be pinkie pie? for real? x

shiesty wearing cronem pushing his quick twitch muscles to their limits on -2

>>212735958
Diego has literally never been done

name ONE good gimmick that originated this year. you can't

off outside to observe the space station

farting into the electric fan and letting the smell be distributed around the room

>>212736015
*rapes you*

>>212736015
I went a week posting my farts every day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABhDiXbUaBE

>>212736015
poo barn

rorke asking for directions to the toilets in tesco

>>212736015
umposting
bizarro-bradleys

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkspUqYSKsw

Banger this lads

>>212736015
Fosters. Good call.

roar

>>212736077
Didn't realise we were posting gay music

>>212736015
the OSA fear monger lad absolutely rakes in the (you)s each day lol
he's even here lol
>>212735776

>>212736077
I feel like i've heard this song but from a different band

got called a fool today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twQlpFrm5iM

Banger this lads

>>212736107
Well at least now you can contribute to the thread for once.

>Six children among the dead after Israeli missile 'error' sees strike hit crowds of people queueing for water in Gaza

>>212736158
Just matched it here >>212736151 so you feel more comfortable coming out x

certain man itt

>check Speedrun.com for some comfy autism videos to watch
>run is 4 days long

ye binble

i fart into plastic bags and store them
just sniffed a '14. that was a smelly year.

>>212736176
w-whatever idc,,,

hate going to sleep because I always wake up in a BAD mood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LGdFKIXr9I

Gemstone ? looking for buyer..

wonder how often the toilfu flicks her bean

>>212736224
i'll put you to sleep permanently then

ye binble welsh

Dont know why people are so blasé about the OSA

>>212736271
obstructive sleep apena?

Thoughts on cutting edge technology?

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752366595210962.mp4

>>212736271
contrarians who refuse to actually read or think

What are non-rorkeish/non-freakish, basic running trainers? I like Asics

>>212736271
Orgasm Saftey Authority?

Taken my glycine in for some wavy dreams

aff tae bed

have never felt "blasé"

>>212736301
I like Adidas

theodora day has lovely limbral rings

>>212736301
If you're black, Nike

byebye

Avoid all Nike athletic products me, wog brand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qE2mTzg5Iw

[2005 politician voice] this city is great… but what if we paid a million mentally disabled foreigners to live here?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752442579884387.webm

>>212736360
adidas is the white mans brand
founded by a literal national socialist

must have been rejected from over a thousand jobs

For gaylad

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9SCx3u_2OY

>>212736394
I got so desperate I just got a wagie warehouse job

Mental how the system of time we use (60 seconds in a minute, 60 minutes in an hour, etc) comes from the ancient Sumerians

thinking about dam 51
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZRFAJQO-Lc

>>212736394
you will get one eventually
it's just a matter of time

>>212736405
got rejected

>>212736015
Catberg in the shower

*sits down*

>>212736420
Sargon of Akkad?

>tfw recently became an atheist so I can eat any meat I want
>tfw still scared of eating pork because of the risk of getting parasites

how do you make your text green

>>212735753 (OP)
Sounds like me.

>Nahem Shoa was born to Jewish parents in England in 1968. Showing artistic interest at a young age, Shoa first trained at 16 as an apprentice to the anti-establishment British artist Robert Lenkiewicz.

>>212736448
mmmHMMMM

>>212736420
Rorke trying to convince everyone that actually a white englishman invented this system

>>212736478
sounds like this rorke fella lives in your head rent free LOL

>>212736431
die a neet or live long enough to become a wagie
tough call

>>212736463
Press Alt+F4

>>212736463
press ctrl+w

>>212736421
they cover that stoat in catnip?

>>212736378
lol

>>212736478
Sumerians were white thoughever

>>212736470
The eternal Bolshevik

GET YOUR TROUSERS ON
YOU'RE NICKED

still feel sick
dont know if it's the heat or the frankly dangerous volume of alcohol consumed last night

>>212736445
Sir Armitage Shanks pov

>>212736488
Wait until you hear who invented maths rokey boy

>>212736506
What does that mean?

>>212736516
Slint innit

tbqh I prefer the continental style windows that open inwards

much easier to clean

>>212736502
All ancient civilisations were founded by Whites.

Even places like Mongolia had some Nordic admixture.

>>212736528
B tier arses

>>212736535
wish america had these style of windows

>>212736470
Why are Jews subversive in every country except Israel?

>>212736535
milk

>>212736535
whomst

Need this heat to do one. Spent the whole weekend having to look at my mums fat arse because she’s been walking around in her knickers saying it’s too hot for her

>>212736536
The cradle of civilisation was the Middle East. Those niggas weren't white.

>>212736528
On the way to the 'kin

insert gimmick here

>>212736573
she fit?

>>212736528
You really do need to be sectioned

>>212736549
more like D to F are you joking

>>212736574
they wuz huwyte

reverting to my ancestral bell beaker roots

>>212736574
white people existed in the middle east and central asia but got genocided

>>212736573

>>212736586
the tight material is probably accentuating them but if they did glute work for a few months they'd probably be quite nice arses
nowhere near an F tier

>>212736575

>>212736597
don't post my aris

WAT A LIIV AN BAMBAIE

>>212736594
they weren't genocided. those regions are neighbouring africa/asia, it was inevitable that they'd become less white over time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-a27xwcLfU

Crane boom with the camera crew at the end confirms that there are cranes that go that high.

>>212736573
Here's a mental idea mate, leave your smeggy childhood home and go outside

>>212736619

>>212736640
Don’t have anywhere to go

>>212736590
i am more of a neolithic farmer man myself

>>212736574
Hittites were Aryan.
>>212736594
Indeed, it's interesting to think our original homeland is now Turkestan and the Caucasus.

We must reclaim our ancestral lands. Europe from the Atlantic to the Aral Sea+
!

Hymen day a celebration

just saw cole palmer meet donald trump on tv

I'm gonna go tipsy if i don't get my venti

just went to a social event. now I'm gonna spend 2 hours on 4chan to reaffirm my introversion

>>212736590
Hail the Sky Father!

bought some saliycic acid
no more shiny forehead

>>212736689
meme sim

>>212736668
what did they talk about

Instagrams algorithm has decided what I really want to see is a bunch of videos about how much you hate your ex that exberg has liked

Fantastic stuff just what I need to cheer me up

>Hymen day a celebration

seeing adverts for the first time in years and they really are the most nauseating jewish concoctions possible arent they?

anyway is chromium any good?

gay man!
>AAAAHH!
fighter of the shite man
>AAAAAH!
champion of the bum

>>212736689
ai getting a bit too realistic

>>212736641
how has this nonce not been rumbled

>>212736689
any of you divegrass mongs that come here for the world cup better be on your best behavior or i'll call ICE

I mean if two sides have a scrap and the stronger side wins how can that even be wrong

youngest birds I've shagged were 19
wish I could shag 16-18 year olds but at 26 I fear I'm too old

>>212736735
literally kids mate

Okay Jarvis, deploy the cargo planes filled with buckets of poisoned jollof rice and fried chicken into predominantly black neighbourhoods throughout the United Kingdom.

INSANE who fit she is?

>>212736769
>wish I could shag 16-18 year olds
why
how are they different
i am virgo

>>212736769
nowt wrong with it mate

not my fault they're so fit

>>212736802
honestly couldn't tell you
just reckon their bodies are more supple and bouncy

>>212736817

>>212736689
THEY LINKED UP

Okay Jarvis, isolate the atomic structure of the nigger and create a nerve agent which disintegrates them on breathing it in, but doesn't affect whites.

Oh Quentin do be posting

>>212736512
screaing

if I ever have a daughter Spainlad gets first dibs on her

town centre is fucking dire

>>212736769
I shagged a few 16 and 17 year old girls when I was between 22 and 24
I'm too old for that now, but I'm glad I got to experience it

not a good advert for soccer

i can't believe it
millionaire met orange man from /pol/!!

>>212736897
jealous
at 22-24 you were still several years older, how did you even meet them?

>>212736901
why did he fall down screaming after getting tapped in the face

>>212736897
>but I'm glad I got to experience it
why

wtf are chelsea premier league contenders now?

>>212736901
FOY

got the bed time youtubes on

>>212736689
screaming

why do losers fixate on footballers being millionaires?

do you say oh a film, that's just millionaires pretending to be someone else. don't listen to that music it's just millionaire playing a guitar.

I frequently get the attention of girls who are 10 years younger than me on the apps but I'm too much of a virge to do anything you see

>>212736991
im fixating on your thick skull with my fist in a minute mate

>>212736991
they don't deserve that much money for kicking a ball around though do they?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEKSY7XempM

Reading r/ukpolitics and thinking about killing myself

>>212735902
I'm good at showing up. It's the other 20% that's the problem.

>>212737027
yes they do

>>212737049
whys that

>>212736689
what's big don doing at a soccer game

>>212737027
yeah

Rorke joining a band only to be given a tambourine

>>212737063
All the doom and gloom in the comments about everything

>>212737074
making sure it's kosher

kino

>>212737044
5 years too old for that nonce RHCP singer

>>212737081
So this is Rorke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXlNRTo4-tg

>>212737091
He has so much aura. Always centre of attention

>>212737044
Anthony Kiedis brags about having sex with a 14 year old in his book

>>212737081
Haha, Rorke never wins does he

>>212737114
true it's mad how he does it so effortlessly. Anyway, enough about Palmer

>>212736991
It's because only male footballers earn the stupidly high wages, so women and their white knights (which make up over half the population) complain about them. There are several successful female singers and actors, so they don't complain about that as much.

>>212737114
mad he's a quadroon and can say the n word

>>212737132
>So we had sex one more time

I want a change..

toil...

tried to learn about computer architecture and science and gave up after one video on youtube
i'm a complete retard it seems

>>212736941
Good question
This was between 2010 and 2013-ish. Dating apps like okcupid and pof were popular but nowhere near as much as now, and there were quite a few sites aimed at teens like netlog, twoo and mylol.
I joined them all and spent a lot of time messaging girls. I age frauded with some girls, knocking a few years off my age on my profile. I think the teen sites may have had age limits like 20 or 21. I told some girls my real age and they didn't mind.
I really miss those days. Best days of my life. Now I am an incel.

>>212737169
that's from top of the rock

>>212737170
got a pert bum have you?

>>212737170
ktim no idea how I managed to get an engineering degree in hindsight

>>212737152
Crumbled at this
He fucked her after she said she's only fourteen
Crumblign

Fuck off!!

abolish benefits and give tax breaks to footballers

>>212737193
nice humblebrag

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO
I WOULDN'T WANNA BE LIKE YOU

would like to give her one on one tutoring if you catch my drift

Sir Cold Palmer!

>>212737152

>>212737228
Plenty of retards manage to

>>212737234
spaino :)

got purple first on connections today :D

>>212737174
why were they the best days of your life and why do you miss them

>>212737170
It's a long and complex field of knowledge so got to give these things time before you feel like you understand what's going on. There's a reason people get paid the big bucks to know this kinda shit

give mcdonalds workers footballers wages

Hans.

dis nigga going HARD

>>212737174
Con'td:
I'm not bragging, but at the time I was meeting two or three girls per week off these sites. Lots of teenagers too. I met one schoolgirl (16) after her school day, it was fireworks night 2010 and dark by 4pm. We went to a park near her school and had sex there. I was 22.

>>212737234
me in 3 months time

>>212737267
I am Russian.

>>212737250
I’m not that nonce

>>212737174
based
seems I missed out on the golden years of shagging teen fanny since I was still only a prepubescent lad playing runescape in those years

>>212737242
what the fuck is wrong with him? is he senile

Fifth double rum and coke, going strong

>>212737286
do you reckon you could shag 18 year olds now in your 30s

>>212737242
fell for it again award

>>212737193
want to go get an engineering degree but afraid I'm too retarded

don't want to toil

lowest temperature tomorrow is 13 c that is fucking beautiful

>>212737303
Retard
I spent over 2000 hours playing tf2 and other such games during my teenage years and I STILL managed to shag

Fick off !

>>212737327
Don't gotta toil tomorrow me

the people at the top level of the most popular thing in the world earn money for it
this is an outrage

Rebel agains it.

>>212737327
Never had a job in my whole loife

>>212737337
didn't lose the 'ginity til I was 20 cos I was a spotty greasy autistic neek who went to an all boys school

first sex I had was cybersex on habbo hotel and upstairs in lumbridge castle

>>212737337
>2000 hours
yeah that's insane haha imagine logging that on a SINGLE game haha

cloudy and muggy and humid and shit
just need the heavens to open up and let all the fucking hot air out

>>212737303
I couldn't have done it today. Social media and apps have advanced so much since then. At that time, dating apps were still somewhat of a niche thing. It was possible for a 5/10 guy to meet girls online with a bit of effort (sending lots of messages).

>>212737170
I understood all the concepts they taught on my CS degree. Although I still find baffling how every complex thing that a modern computer does just boils down to running electricity through some metal and silicon.

Ok, d9g.

>>212737274
need these cunts to fuck off already
my scythian brothers and sisters deserve better

>>212737307
rum is made from cane sugar

>>212736748
vocaroo yourself saying this

>>212737371
>upstairs in lumbridge castle
ktim in that quiet sewer just outside of draynor

>>212737327
No-one wants to toil, otherwise retirement wouldn't be a thing. The concept of a "dream job" is utterly absurd.

virgin at 25. yes I tried looksmaxxing/gymcel

You are going to die. :(

Gravy’s good tonight

>>212737318
Not a chance.
The irony is that I couldn't even shag the girls who I shagged back then, who will now be in their late twenties. They wouldn't reply to me now.

>>212737405
you mean the one with zombies in them? bit weird mate but fanny is fanny

>>212737399
Is that a bad thing? Rum is by far my favourite drink, mogs everything else

>>212737371
>went to an all boys school
not even the teachers were interested?

>>212737416
never even began for you my lad

>>212737419
gravy goes on mashed potatoes

>>212737419
*dips bread in your gravy*

So?

>>212737425
>The irony is that I couldn't even shag the girls who I shagged back then, who will now be in their late twenties. They wouldn't reply to me now.
why

>>212737429
Yeah it's always quiet and also where I used to do my scams and drop trades

>>212737434
had some mega fit teachers and i had many, many, many imagination wanks to them before discovering google images

>>212737416
turn Muslim and the hijabis will be lining up for white Ahmed

You are more retarded than a human langauge blame me.

could get gay sex any time i want but i'm too scared

Honestly as I've got older I've had more luck with younger lasses, ironically.
Shagged a 19 year old and an 18 year old this year.
I'm 25

Ghost town.

One of the worst parts about being fat is that on hot days, you accumulate sweat in your folds and the heat becomes more intolerable.

>>212737433
sometimes it made from the molasses, and sometimes it's made form the juice

>>212737382
yeah it was a different era back then
I started on the dating apps in 2018 and was quite successful on them, banged a few fitties just from sending text messages on an app

there was couchsurfing as well which was excellent for having stupidly fit tourists stay round at your place, was free before the memeflu probably isn't as good now

>>212737416
keep up kid, i'm 36 KV

>>212737485
it's not rare
my mate was nearly 40 when he fucked this 18 year old

>>212737462
absolutely devilish

Cont'd:
But now I haven't had sex since 2014 or 2015. The end of my shagging days coincide pretty well with the rise of Tinder and other newer apps like Hinge. The mid 2010s is when dating apps really took off. It went from being a bit of a niche thing that only some people did to absolutely everyone using them.
My peak year was definitely 2011. I'd meet two or three girls a week and is was great. 2012 and 2013 weren't as good, but I still met a few 16 and 17 years olds.

Nah.

>>212737517
don't lie to me, don't give me hope

>>212737518
It makes all their mates seethe though
Like mental

>>212737485
are you tall and muscular?

>>212737518
is he tall and built?

just wondering what sort of blokes they'd go for
I'm tall and skinny

>>212737416
ktim
tho neetmaxxing isnt helping
only way for me seems to get a job then hop on the apps and age fraud desu
grim

Fuck off was my only mission, you dog??

>>212737505
For me it's Captain Morgan's dark or spiced, or Wray & Nephew's white

>>212737542
No, I'm a tall and skinny little rodent

new
>>212737569
>>212737569
>>212737569

Celtic.

worst thing about being a neet is that even though you have little responsibility with your family you're accustomed to all the bad habits of your family members
can hardly cut since dadberg loves carbs and bread as it's always readily available

>>212737539
why?>>212737542
>is he tall and built?
yes both

>>212737321
>>212737193
I'm retarded too.
I have an engineering degree and have been working for 12 years. I do bridges, so uh. be careful I guess.

You just die, sir.

Also in the early 2010s there were a lot of Polish and other European women online looking for dates. I met all kinds of Euro nationalities during my heyday 2011 and 2012. Probably half I met were Euro the other half were British.
Now since after Brexit there seems to be a lot fewer students, au pairs in the UK. Au pairs were my thing actually... shagged Swedish, Finnish, Spanish and a few other au pairs. They'd invite me round when their host families were away for the weekend or for short holiday. Some of the houses were really nice in posh areas of London.

Slava Ukraini, Heil Hitler. Insha Allah.