Thread 212737873

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Borzjet edition

FUCK THE UNITED STATES

cock

Imagine eating this good.

ever had a pregnancy scare?

>>212737894
Cool...

>>212737815
Because you sound like a needy faggot for complaining about someone ignoring you, but the neologism “ghosting” sounds novel and doesn’t have the same connotations, or rather has different connotations that make the other party sound like a jerk instead of you

>>212737905
Where the fuck's the pepper?

>>212737905
catering tier steak

>>212737891
>1993

imagine not using a fucking mat like some 3rd century caveman and getting meat juice and condensation all over the tablecloth

>>212737924
That's not a steak.

>>212737924
That’s clearly a slice of roast beef and not a steak

I eat using my right hand for my fork and my left hand for my knife, idgaf.

>>212737916
every child is a blessing

>>212737941
lamb? I had my doubts it was steak

>>212737905
I'm glad you're eating with your family and not in your bedroom alone, jason

>>212737916
I was scared when I learned about pregnancy fetish

The table cloth is there to get dirty, you mongoloid.

>>212737950
>>212737955
It's prime rib.

I saw it.

>>212737951
How plebeian and gauche of you

>>212737950
it's prime rib, dummy

>>212737905
manchild trying to appear mature food

each dixie boy must understand that he must mind his uncle sam

>>212737971
Megg is hot

>>212737951
This nigga ZESTY as hell

Had a friend who would use the knife in his right hand, fork in his left, after he was done cutting put the knife away and take the fork in his right hand to eat and then switch back for the knife and the next cut
That shit was weird as HELL

>>212737973
>>212737981

>>212738012
what?????????????????

>>212738015
so you admit it's not roast beef and is in fact PRIME RIB?? and you thought this was an own?

>>212737972
Wait till you hear about abortion fetish

>>212738012
Where did those come from?!

>>212738009
That is the proper way to eat.

>>212737873 (OP)
>we must allow more African airliners to enter our airports
>it is the only way to save Western air travel

>>212738061
That’s the gayest most inconvenient way to eat

>>212738012
Women are just as degenerate as men

>>212737969
That's from December.

>>212737972
I had two friends in real life tell me that they had pregnancy fetishes, they got hard looking at pregnant women with massive bumps in their belly

>>212738006
her many issues make her gross to me
the fact that shes had werewolf jones inside of her makes her completely revolting
>>212738072
>humans are just like humans
whoa....

>>212738012
do girls just walk around with eggplants in their cunt? i have so much to learn.

>>212738076
you've been getting better at cooking lately but THIS is a monstrosity

>>212738041
Prime rib is a type of roast beef
>it’s not a car; it’s a Mercedes!

>>212738076
why did you jizz all over your steak

>>212738076
looks like the saying is true "you are what you eat"

>>212737905
>raw steak
>corn + mashed potatoes
>glass of milk
>eating good
shiggy

>>212737916
>>212737953
Every non-defective child is a blessing. Abort the defective ones.

>>212738097
he didn't jizz all over his steak :^)

>>212738076
>ketchup

>>212738088
Those were clearly in their rectums

Catsup

Also funny Temu listing I saw today

I should try to make omurice

>>212738135
an eggplant wouldn't go that far

>>212738147
Why is the sun all lumpy

ill jizz on your steak

>>212738149
>>212738135
>>212738088
I believe it was purposely left ambiguous. The metteur en scene is inviting us to ponder this question regarding their holes

>>212738163
It's a big floating ball of fire in space, no reason to believe it's a perfectly smooth sphere

Thanks, Obama

Yeehaw partdner

Rick and Morty painted a picture of my life

>>212738196
a cinematic masterclass, surely.

destiny is retarded

mcdonalds brought back snack wraps and they arnt as good as I remember

Dana Scully may be the hottest a woman has ever looked

you heard about mc donalds bringing back the snack wraps? thats shit been going craazy

>>212738196
Very observant; the sacred and the propane

>>212738241
Alri ReviewBrah

>>212738196
bravo mademoiselle

>>212738237
don't say that you'll trigger the beta orbiters that infest this thread

say it dude

>>212738284
KEK

>>212738196
Gets you thinking how much of a man's life is spent pondering girl holes.

No wonder they went bankrupt.

>>212738284
is this what passes for a "femboy" these days?

>>212738284
jj be like
"AWOOOOOOOOOGA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA AWOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

>>212738279
mejican semen!

>>212738241
They never went away here :) They did get rid of their grilled chicken for a couple years tho but it's back now. The one thing I do wish they'd bring back are the salads incl. the snack salads. Remember when Supersize Me came out and fast food chains immediately tried to go healthy? Seems like they just don't care, again. I for one liked their salads.

>>212738293
what are you kekking at

why'd they add a hamburger button that leads to this menu in mpv? it's soy and gay

>>212738279
"E-Eat my shorts"

>>212738328
Isn’t the whole point of a “femboy” that he doesn’t pass

>>212738343
>mpv
Monkeypox vaccine?

>>212738107
>ill take my prime rib well done please
>>212738122
Hot sauce.

>>212738343
I use UOSC so I don't have this problem

>>212738343
no one told you to update

>>212738320
Fucking kek'd because we literally did watch 9/11 on this. Not the actual crash but the news coverage. They gathered us all into the music room since it was the biggest and told us some very sad things happened and we should know about it sooner rather than later.

I remember being 12 and trying to figure out how jet fuel could possibly burn hot enough to take down that many steel beams in the superstructure, but when I asked my teacher she told me to stop being antisemitic.

>>212738350
this is the logic discordtroons subscribe to, yes.

>>212738350
so he's just a crossdresser? I thought femboy meant that he was at least feminine, hence the FEMboy part

went on a whole internal tirade while i was using the toilet. see, this is how you know there's something wrong with you. orating to a clapping crowd like the austrian fellow, and the crowd isn't there and you haven't said anything and you're just trying to clean carefully. i'm such a joke.

>>212738341
her crotch

>>212738350
Yes, but that guy isn't feminine or cute.

Did they hide the eggplants in their assholes? This would imply a greater moral degeneration on their part, making them seem utterly perverse. The contrast between this conclusion and their innocent schoolgirl appearance would be extremely striking.

If they were hidden in their cunts, however, this could emphasize their fecundity. Don't forget an eggplant is just that, a plant, something that grows in fertile soil. This perspective would highlight the traditional feminine role of the girls, and the size of the plant, rather than being grotesque, is simply an artistic exaggeration of this point

>>212738375
>ketchup

this is how you confirm your peasant status.

>>212738403
you should go to a lecture and then verbally object to something random

>>212738414
Grow up.

need a sexy ghost gf

>>212738410
they even put a lemon peel for the ring. now that's quality.

>>212738413
Very good >>212738258

>>212738413
I think what the question really begs is this: did they undergo a year or so of training to fit the eggplants into their holes, enduring countless nights of pain; or, did the eggplant take the path of the stream and flow to where it is easiest?

>>212738451
Way too raw. I wouldn't eat this.

>>212738410
They should have gone with the cartoon standard of three fingers and a thumb. Anatomical correctness looks like too many hotdogs.

>>212738451
I'd eat that

attack on titan is so kino

>>212738451
disgusting infantile meal, the sheer amount of hormones you're ingesting from all that cheap discount beef is likely why you've trooned out.

pondering your diet, it makes perfect sense as cheap red meat and milk are the two biggest/worst sources of growth hormones.

>>212738451
Perfectly whited

>>212738512
Schizojeet trying to make Jason go vegan because he’s a Hindoo LOL

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752447721800925.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752447721800925.mp4
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752447721800925.mp4

>>212738483
I actually think you're view is too logical here. I believe the video is meant to have aspects of magical realism. It has a dreamlike quality, and it defies any coherent or overarching interpretation that would force us to consider these logistical points

Please halp me I am fucking Indian

>>212738556
there is no cure for being indian

>>212738375
Did you ever try to put horseradish on your roast beef? It tastes very good.

gotta go back to work tomorrow

anime general, anime website

>>212738542
LOL
I curse Vishnu.

>>212738567
It truly is the fate worse than death.

>>212738567
Yes there is, get pakistani citizenship

>>212738556
Accumulate good karma in this life so you will get reborn as a white person in your next life.

>>212738556
I see your kind getting engaged and marrying attractive white women. It's not that bleak.

>>212738556
why would you wanna cure high salary and social success

>>212738556
Accumulate bad karma in this life so you will get reborn as a german person in your next life.

>>212738646
i'm serious. indians have it good

>>212738701
loooool yeah ok saar

Gay people will DM you and their pinned posts are literally from their wedding day

Just launched Rimworld

The hormone theory makes even more sense now that I think about it. A diet of nothing but sugar and Walmart meat + milk could absolutely induce high enough levels of estrogen to cause a troonout. If nothing else it's modified his behaviour to be far more feminine, his emotional outbursts are definitely not indicative of a male with normal levels of testosterone.

just launched minecraft

>>212738725
gay "married couples" are just two best friends who attend orgies together

>>212738725
that's because "gay marriage" isn't a real thing

Marriage only exists between a man and a woman and only if they have children or are going to have children

Just made yet another unoriginal post

my baseball team lost today

>emotional outbursts
Now you're just making things up, dalitleaf.

>>212738771
This is a moral failing on your part personally

>>212738771
shouldn't have jacked off so much, you cursed them

>>212738771
What's your role in the team?

I'm now at the age where my parents' friends are dropping like flies from cancer and such.

Racism is just humanity. A kind of getting to know people, recognizing talents and differences. That’s it. Everyone is racist. It’s a question of honesty.

It’s our burden in the USA because we decided to hobble ourselves with it in 1965. We didn’t have to do this.

The fact that he can't resist acknowledging even the smallest perceived slight is undeniably feminine behaviour. Only women and trannies see someone make a comment about them and instantly feel the need to refute it.
It's actually impressive how severely I've mindbroken Jason. If I am in fact the streetshitter he claims, it would mean he's been bested by a retarded jeet. Truly a devastating blow.

>>212738812
armchair GM

>>212738771
ALCARAZ AND AMANDA LOST TODAY AAAAAAAAAAGHHHHH THE DOPING FRAUDS WON

>>212738845
why are you so damn obsessed

tfw no frieren gf

i was making picadillo, then i added tomatoes into it when suddenly my dad made the bitchiest whine i have ever heard from him.

he said that he just wanted onions, red peppers, oregano, and meat. first in my life...i genuinely wanted to punch him..

>>212738880
why are they showing off their panties? that's not ladylike at all

Dalitleaf mentions jason so much more often than the reverse
That's how you know jason lives rent free in his head

Playing baseball in a YMCA league or something is good.

Watching (((sportsball))) is cringe.

>>212738890
because i couldn't come up with a good enough excuse to post this image on the technology board

>>212738885
alri sweety, calm down

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
All you need to know

>Playing baseball in a YMCA league or something is good.

>Watching (((sportsball))) is cringe.

Nothing ever seems to come of anything can't seem to find my footing or place in the world

genuinely how has jason not killed himself yet

>>212738918
you need an IQ of over 180 to enjoy the kino that is baseball

>>212738885
Hmm

Japs have notoriously shit taste
says it all, I think

We've entered phase 3 of the standard Jason meltdown. He is now samefagging and trying to change the subject. Like pottery.

>>212738931
what are your long term goals

Imagining what it'd be like to drop Jason in Tokyo so he can see Japanese women IRL. The look on his face as he realizes all Japanese women cake their faces in makeup and have long fake nails like two bit Latina whores

>>212738931
That applies to most of us. We're coasting along, pretending like we're experts or skilled at what we do while silently admitting we're just barely ensuring society can function.

>>212738914
ts lowk why the tech board became mexico o algo

Chistorras con huevo
Next thing I'm gonna try to make

>>212738951
Brown

canadians are making jeetesses freeze in the snow now, how cruel

edibles intaken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BDBzgHXf64&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

>>212738950
never had picadillo with rice...

>>212738981
Yes, I am Brown, Encyclopedia Brown. That's why I'm right and you're wrong, end of discussion

>>212738968
That's not true in my experience
They tend to use light make up, but they have very intense skincare routines

>>212739008
How is it normally served

Can't believe I have to share a thread with dr*g users on a Sunday

>>212739031
OH MY GOD IS THAT 'OCCHI THE 'OCK?

>>212739058
I took this pic just a little after covid

>>212739031
>>212739058
I'll never understand the mask thing in Japan? it's pre-covid tho. do they just have bad oral hygiene or something?

My grandma was 95 and survived the Chyna Virus

>>212739031
anime heaven...

>>212739088
Thank you, sir..

>>212738950
that looks disgusting

>>212739008
why not?

>>212739036
in many ways, empanadas, tartas, pastel, arepas, burritos, tacos, fatty carb shit wrapped around it, etc

>>212739085
>Many people wear masks to prevent the spread of germs when they have a cold or are feeling unwell, demonstrating consideration for others.
respect would be giving them the disease, knowing you respect them enough to beat it and become stronger in the process

I know one 80 year old former chain smoker and lung cancer survivor who survived COVID

>>212739107
wow thanks elmo, solid advice

>>212738962
Continue saving and investing money so I can retire early and then browse /cum/ 24/7
Then suicide by shotgun at 40
>>212738970
I have no skills. Tired of working my ass off, going to school, going back to school again dropping out, and then going back again
Tired of the treadmill going nowhere

Red Sox just selected Kyson Witherspoon in the first round, 15th pick

>>212739144
>Tired of working my ass off, going to school, going back to school again dropping out, and then going back again
have you tried not dropping out

>>212739111
Ironically social distancing actually weakened people's immune system collectively cause usually are immune system is built up by that constant low lvl exposure
That's why kids who grow up in over hygenic environments tend to have a gajillion allergies and get sick easy

>>212739144
I've got the cure for what ails you friend

>>212739144
I have skills, HOWEVER I'm like 400 miles away from anyone who'll employ me. so wageslaving for me. at least it's honest :)

I'm just living that LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

if i cum on your food and hide it well, will you ever know?

>>212739058
"Sub-Zero"

>>212739201
1st time was a meme b.a, didn't drop out, I successfully finished the program
The 2nd time I dropped out because it was a shitty community college and not worth the cost
I'm currently on my 3rd run
So I've only dropped out once

I need two more days off to recover from the weekend

>>212739231
Why can't you move?

>>212739242
yes because it'd taste like shit

>>212739036
as a soup

>>212739270
this is what NBA """fans"""" do and it really explains why the league is the worst its ever been

>>212739209
yeah that tracks, japanese people also wear the masks for seasonal allergies too. it'll self perpetuate until people wear it all the time

>>212739242
i don't have food i didn't make myself. the ingredients are out of my hands, for now.

Imagine having such a small weak load you could hide it
Couldn't be me

I'm afraid that I might be gay

>>212739270
ts how college be educating people :wilting-rose:

Eating dinner.

>>212739288
Cat food

I've got a gal prettier than you

>>212739305
Set yourself on fire. A homosexual will not burn, if you are straight you will die in the fire and be known forever as not gay

>>212737905
Why doesn't that glass contain beer?

>>212739311
speak english cumskin

should I play twilight princess, ridge racer 64, or finish the nes game Ive been playing

>>212739323
I don't have a gal so I get to fart whenever I want

up yours, dickweed

>>212739325
it's a fair cop

>>212739325
Too risky

Jason is super needy today wow

Dogberg has a benign toomer

The Twins have selected Marek Houston as the 16th pick in the first round of the MLB draft

Zamn these catsup cheetos are nice

>>212739379
dogbert? nooo he was my favorite reoccuring dilbert character

My high school crush/girlfriend once told me she exclusively masturbated to black guys and I still haven't recovered from that 10 years later

'chup cheetos

Why can't we just elect good reliable people into office

>>212739319
https://youtu.be/uJ2cEc_TCH8

>>212739405
great, you just ruined my non-alcoholic IPA. fuck you

>>212739405
>porn addicts be like [fictional story that I hope people will humiliate me for so I can jerk off to it]
kill yourself

>>212739425
the jews don't care for people they can't blackmail

>>212739425
There are none

>>212739425
because for 99.98% of the country, its absolutely inconcievable that we vote for anyone but blue or red team

>>212739379
Take care of him man. My family's dog also had a benign tumor, but it was right next to his asshole. Eventually it got so large that he had trouble defecating, and one day it ruptured and there was nothing the vet could do. It all happened so fast, one day he was with us and the next day we were sitting around him as he was put down. That was the first time I saw my dad cry.

>>212739425
the average person is retarded
https://youtu.be/QFgcqB8-AxE

What's a great that I love but also haven't listened to in a while

>>212739435
>>212739437
and yet you gave him the (you) anyway

retards

>>212739435
I get what you're saying but in this case I'm actually not making it up and just wanted to share. I think she had a porn problem due to childhood trauma. She once told me that her step dad had molested her when she was 12 and then texted me later saying she just made it up and not to tell anyone she told me that.

democracy is gay and designed to fail lol

>>212739456
think you (you'd) the wrong person, moron

If I tell my girl I exclusively masturbate to black women do you think she'll get the ick

>>212739425
All politicians are in the same exclusive well connected circle and network
And to get there you have to be the kind of psycho who has no problem working with pedo billionaires

>>212739425
Because the elections are rigged.

The best form of government is a benevolent dictator, but there's no way to consistently and non-violently select for one

>>212739463
>just wanted to share
yeah because everyone here would really care about that, right?
gas yourself

my dick is bigger than yours

just don't like em

>>212739465
No, it's designed for a homogeneous population of high trust, high IQ individuals, not foreign invaders who clearly don't care about the country apart from a paycheck.

She really is beautiful

>>212739477
hereditary dictatorships are the best of both worlds. imagine if our current leader could trace his lineage to george washington

>>212739481
You sound like barneyfag

>>212739492
Stellar body, but her eyes are too far apart

>>212739481
I'm not going to ask why this is making you so angry and defensive, that' a question you can ask yourself. Have a good day.

>>212739468
of course she would, unless she's black in which case dump her lol gross

It isn't fair that women can have multiple orgasms
Every time I'm with a woman it feels like they owe me something afterwards

>>212739504
I find this attractive

>>212739498
don't know nor care who that is

>>212739508
ask yourself why strangers on the internet would care about some trauma-ridden coal burning whore you had a crush on and how it's lived with you for a decade

just laughed

The spartans had ths best form of government
We should all be stripped of all luxuries and relentlessly trained in combat while being supported by a massive slave class we keep in line through extreme brutality
This is definitely the best form of government

>>212739540
LOL

>>212739512
When you have sex with a woman you don't owe her even a single orgasm. What is it called when someone demands a sexual service from you? Rape. A woman who demands an orgasm during sex is a rapist

Just cried

>>212739489
>Greeks
>democracy
>just assfucking and inventing new gods every day
>Roman
>strong Emperor
>conquer the known world and rule it for centuries
>kill assfuckers in an arena by feeding them to lions

feeling lonely today anons

I wonder if she has a bush

>>212739549
How about the Shartin’s and they’re American

PIV sex is always rape everytime full stop

>>212739549
yes but unironically
if we were obligated to be healthy and the government would actually accommodate that with affordable and accessible quality food while getting rid of excess sugar products (eg. keep candy, but only at certain amounts of sugar) society would be in a better place

>gross mulatto
>troon toons
>children
/cum/ has horrendous taste

Albion’s Sneed

>>212739492
>>212739524
>>212739575
this is one of the few women out there who can be so dumb that it affects my ability to enjoy her appearance

>>212739549
Crazy how those guys were around so long ago and yet had society figured out pretty well

>>212739549
>posted from mommy's basement after an 8 hour gaming session

>>212739575
I hope she does, she's the kind of girl who should have a hairy pussy to bury my face in.

>>212739593
There’s a selection bias. The people with good taste like myself generally don’t hornypost to /cum/, so you only see bad taste

I understand CIA a lot better now than I did 10 years ago
he was just trying to keep /cum/ quality-controlled

>>212739600
Yes in a spartan society I'd definitely be run through by a spear, which is good cause then worthless lazy dysgenic scum like me would not procreate

>>212739549
Why do think America became an unmatched powerhouse from 1776 onward? This was literally the ethos for centuries.

Roast beef more like gross-t beef

>>212739639
>from 1776 onward
We didn't really become scary until WW2

>>212739623
you've been on /cum/ for 10 years?

>>212739620
For me it's Shidney Sweeney

>>212739549
spoken like someone who automatically assumes he would be the spartan and not the slave

>>212739655
longer than that
the earliest post I made that I've seen in the archive was 2013 but that might have been on /mu/

>>212739639
The slave class wasn't an integral part of the USA's power though, but the rest is broadly true, which is has to be when you're taming a wild country

>>212739655
Nta but I've been here for 9 years and I remember cia

>>212739670
Skidmarked Weenie

Gonna buy this. Do I ask momberg to use her card or go open a checking account?

>>212739686
Hahahahaha

>>212739687
relying on your mom for money as an adult is insane
I genuinely don't know how you live with yourself

>>212739687
what the fuck is wrong with you

>>212739639
the elites of the 18th century lived pretty comfy (compared to Sparta) Jefferson got to chill on his massive plantation having nogs work for him
Spartans lived like third world tribal africans. They had to be relentlessly brutal cause helots were always getting uppity and shit

>>212739670
thought that leaf under her bum was a lump of shit and got excited for a moment

>>212739654
Untrue. A strong militaristic culture and isolationist principles told the world not to fuck around with America, and generally they avoided conflict.
>>212739678
It doesn't mean literal slaves in all cases; currently there's a massive slave class in America who work jobs at Chase Bank, Home Depot, Ford Motor Company, etc.

The eternal wagie is the nu-slave. They have learned that the perfect slave is one who is worked hard but rewarded often with little trinkets and treats.

>>212739715
Girls don't poo

>>212739687
this would be hot if it were an Asanagi style girl with impossibly huge tits and a sex crazed grin

>>212739706
porn addiction rotted his brain
https://youtu.be/pYaQuoO7IdE

>>212739747
Is this true

>>212739747
I read this to the tune of Boys Don't Cry by the Cure

>>212739747
walked into a bathroom at Starbucks after a hot girl had just used it, smelled of her shit. ngl made my dick twitch a bit.

My finger still smells like a vagina that smells like an armpit
The bacteria took hold in my nail beds
Its over

>>212739787
>>212739787
New

new
>>212739792
>>212739792
>>212739792

why the fuck is somebody setting off fireworks

>>212739703
I have my own money, I just don't have a bank account. I have no license so I have no ID so idk if I can even get one.

>>212739731
>A strong militaristic culture and isolationist principles told the world not to fuck around with America, and generally they avoided conflict.
The world didn't fuck with America because America was irrelevant. Europeans were too busy fighting each other over colonies and trade routes in the indies & asia which were more lucrative

>>212739797
Land of the free bitch, cry about it