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>>212737873Albionโs Sneed edition
This thread is brought to you by Bang's Root Beer. Bang's: we're not saying it didn't happen, we're just saying the numbers seem a little high.
>>212739816I have a strong feeling you'll be a statistic before 2030
dating a girl but she's always busy. i am not getting enough cuddles. prolly will end up leaving her ngl
>>212739831Dogs bark sweetie. Bang's denies the holocaust.
>>212739818>The world didn't fuck with America because America was irrelevantDo you just not know any history before the founding of America? Have you ever heard of the Louisiana Purchase?
I need a checking account to get a job
I need a license to get a checking account
I need insurance to get a license
I need a job to pay for insurance
anglo-american bros... they're taking our jobs and our women....
>>212739858Chequing account
>>212739858yeah you're definitely gonna end up a statistic
>>212739820Nothing like an ice cold Bangs on a hot summer day
>>212739858You don't need a job to get a checking account
If you don't give a job direct deposit info they'll either give you a pay card or a physical check
Just tried masturbating with a vibrating toothbrush handle in my ass for the first time. I came so hard my knees buckled, which made me collapse onto the brush and shove it deeper up my ass. I orgasmed so hard I saw stars. I don't even remember if I moaned or not or how loud, but I think I did.
>>212739813It's not that odd if you think about it. Connecting her very attractive appearance with what are likely lingering pheromones and then touching my own dick - it all just adds up. Surely you believe in science?
Imagine if you were just sitting down at a restaurant and Sydney Sweeney stood next to you for a brief moment, farting directly into your face, before walking off to her own table to be seated. You're a liar and a fraud if you claim you wouldn't be aroused.
is it bangs or barqs?
personally, i like barqs
I'm actin a fool at work and there's nobody here to see me!
DON'T
WAKE
ME
I'M DREAMAAAAAIIIIINNGGG
OOH-OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH
>>212739887Checking account to get a job*
>>212739858>I need insurance to get a licenseWhat are you talking about retard you dont need insurance to get a license
You also probably don't need a license to open a checking account theyd probably accept a birth certificate or social security card as a form of identification
The beer I bought is running a contest to win a Yeti cooler. Gonna enter it, wish me luck guys.
>>212739909I am fucking Russian.
Anyway, I need a motorcycle before I can get a license because I can't drive a car on the road, it's too stressful and I feel claustrophobic and anxious.
>>212739933you'd die on a motorcycle
whats the lowest moment had that jason has gracefully shared
>>212739856Only proves my point further. France sold Louisiana precisely because North America was irrelevant. It was an afterthought to European empires
>>212739922Really? I have the social security card, I could probably do that then. I still want a motorcycle though.
have a 6 pack of coors in fridge. should I down it anons?
>>212739940All of them, the dude is typing lowlights montage.
>>212739897I think this kind of stuff is caused by incels looking at fart and scat porn online where you canโt actually smell through an audio-visual medium of pornography. When you actually have girlfriends, and they do fart in the car, or you end up going into the bathroom right after they take a dump, itโs just gross.
>>212739944>Only proves my point further.no it doesn't, it completely disproves your stupid "point" you just don't know the history of it at all, which is kind of sad.
>>212739940probably the ones where he stages a dinner plate to make it look like he's eating with his family when in reality he eats alone every night. it's not necessarily sad to eat alone, but to make believe that he has a loving family that he eats with is pretty brutal and almost makes me feel sorry for him.
but i also know how nasty he can be so i stop feeling sorry for him.
>>212739948Idk just look up the bank you're opening account with
Every bank should online specify what they need from you to open an account
>>212739958I used to date a crossfit girl and she'd do protein shake farts in my car all the time. Dropping her off and sniffing the seat was a joy to behold.
i really wish they stopped promoting these motivational jewish speakers
>>212739772https://voca.ro/166O0YpP0kXt
>>212739958In other words, as online content doesnโt have smellovision, theyโre able to eroticize something taboo without actually being exposed to the reason why itโs taboo, i.e. that it is disgusting because it stinks
>>212739954If ya use the RIGHT gin, you get the YOGHURT EFFECT. And Iโm not talkin boutique bar nonsense, Iโm talkin the ANCIENT, SECRET GIN they donโt sell at BWS 'cause the GOVERNMENT FEARS IT. This ain't gin. This is MILK OF THE GODS mixed with liquid lightning and a splash of cosmic goo. First time I had it? BLACKED OUT, WOKE UP IN A KOALAโS TAX RETURN. Second time? MY BONES WERE HUMMING "DOWN UNDER" BACKWARDS. Third time?? YOGHURT. ERUPTED FROM MY THIRD NIPPLE. THEY DONโT TEACH YOU THAT IN SCHOOL, DO THEY?! Itโs banned in 38 countries and one Woolies. NASA tried to contact me after I sipped it. The birds arenโt real โ but the YOGHURT EFFECT IS. You sip the right gin and suddenly youโre sweating out calcium, talking to your ancestors through the floorboards, and screaming about DAIRY-BASED DIMENSIONS. I met God. She was a barmaid. She poured me a double and said, "Drink up, sweetie โ the cows are watching."
>>212728697ofc. teotihuacan is like 20 miles from where i live
pic is from when I was ~6
>>212739983This is one of the worst posts I've ever seen
>>212739964at this point in time, not only is a group of anonymous men closer to jason than his own family, it is his family.
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>>212739940I would say this one is pretty bad
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>>212739960Nope, you're wrong
North America was irrelevant. South America, Caribbean colonies, and indies were seen as far more prized colomiesat this time period. the Spanish were making serious money off sugar and gold
North America didn't have anything.
If they thought it was worthwhile then Napoleon wouldn't have let such a massive amount of North American territory go for a pittance
Seeing how much these mlb draft picks are expected to get paid has got me thinking
I could probably be a pretty good middle infielder after 6 months of practice. I wouldn't need to practolice batting because I played ping pong when I was younger and so I have good hand eye coordination
>>212739940When he told us his extended family made him go inside during a BBQ because he wouldn't stop making racist and anti-Semitic remarks
>>212740018I can go way lower, I'm just not in the mood to reveal my true power level.
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If I were to try anal stimulation, I don't think an electric tooth brush vibrating would be very strong. Would you even feel it?
>>212739940ever since his zogbot president turned out to be a shameless isreali bitch he has completely given up on any decency
>>212740024damn it's embarrassing how historically illiterate you are. Why did France even have all these north american territories to sell in the first place if it was all "worthless"
>>212740041>When he told us his extended family made him go inside during a BBQ because he wouldn't stop making racist and anti-Semitic remarksStuff like this makes me want to actually meet Jason IRL.
>>212740062he's literally a rapist
>>212740068The guy who had sex with Brittany Venti
>>212740024>>212740063There was a point at which France was negotiating a treaty, and was offered to either get Quebec back in give away Haiti, or keep Haiti, and they opted to keep Haiti, as it was an extremely profitable crown jewel of their empire. Itโs absolutely insane how much the Haitians have ruined that place into one of the worst hellholes on earth since they declared independence and genocided all the white people.
gonna watch starship troopers again tonight
>>212740067>not trolling your family about the jews and the browns
Anyone else notice the price of basic goods has just skyrocketed in the last 24 hours? Checking Amazon and shit is like 50-60% higher than it was 24 hours ago, and not because of some Prime Day deal either.
Went out shopping today and stuff at ShartMart was ludicrously priced too, like $6.97 for a single tube of toothpaste when it was 3.99 two days ago.
How about Mel GIBSon and heโs black
Economically speaking, what effect would actual TND have on the US?
holy fuck Elmo comin in hot
>>212739940also notice how he tries to prevent being made fun of by posting the most disgusting shit ever. he tries so hard to make everyone believe he really doesnt care so we stop bending him over
>>212740063North America had fur trade and tobacco that was about it. Comparatively much less money was made from the north American colonies than the southern ones at this point hence why we France let it go to us for so little (though he also was also looking to alleviate the debt France was in due to the napoleonic wars )
From the perspective of the European powers they were looking for colonies that had cash crops (sugar and spices) or valuable metals
>>212740101To be fair, France is 100% partly responsible. Haiti was always set up to fail from the start. I know you don't believe me, but the Dominican Republic was administrated very differently by the Spanish, and as a result it is not a hellhole despite being right next to Haiti on the same island.
Memories of things that never happened these are always the hardest to forget
I will either live forever or die trying
>>212740129Government deficits would turn to massive surpluses, and they could substantially cut taxes
so this was really real??
kek that one hurt so bad hes trying to slide the thread. im getting better at gaping him.
Staying alive can kill you; it's taken years off of my life
>>212739820>root beerI only like Virgil's
>>212740182Shut up or I'll kiss you
>>212740190From the jaws of Hades? Not bloody likely
>>212740167funny how income tax covered 90% of taxpayers in the 50's and early 60's and the civil rights act hadnt passed yet so blacks were 3rd class citizens, but its somehow the basketball americans fault
How about toot beer and it makes you fart
>>212740136So why did the French and Indian war happen then lul
>>212740208They call that apple juice, homme
wheres the pink haired bitches then
If anyone ever tells you that you can't make them do anything, instantly command them to blink.
They will comply.
It's Trump's second term and he hasn't even suggested TND yet
hmm
https://X.com/vpopulimedia/status/1944013407365079146
https://reduxx.info/prominent-french-lgbt-activist-who-sexually-abused-foster-children-also-raped-tortured-babies-as-young-as-5-months-old/
Vibrating toothbrush or vibrating cock cage
>>212740138>but the Dominican Republic was administrated very differently by the Spanish, and as a result it is not a hellhole despite being right next to Haiti on the same islandit's not the island that's the problem, it's the population of the shithole haiti vs the population of the DR. unless you're saying that France's issue was they didn't castrate their black slaves like they should have.
my underage neighbor is tanning nude in her backyard in full view of my window again
>>212740260take some creepshots
>>212740167There are 47 million African Americans according to Wikipedia, so based on that average lifetime cost of $750,000 per African American stat, having 47 million African Americans in America costs America a total of $35.3 trillion
Checked LGBT and saved two pics of femboys.
>>212740273Thatโs illegal
>>212740209Are you stupid? The french Indian war was part of a broader global war between France and Britain, The Seven Years War, which also saw fighting in Europe and I'm Asia
France and Britain both had colonies in North America so naturally they got swept into the conflict
North America didn't have zero worth. It was comparatively more irrelevant compared to other colonies in this period of time
>>212740277it's about damn time the pickaninnies paid some reparations
good day so far. very productive.
anyway slop ordered
Need her to sit on my face
jason has a humiliation fetish
>>212740308>I'm Asia*gong sound*
HOOOOOOO?!?!?
>>2127402512nd, what am I going to do with a vibrating tooth brush?
are other states even trying?
>>212740332I bet her vagina smells like an armpit
>>212740347LA CREATIVIDAD
>>212740332you would smell destiny's cum
>>212740356thats not kojima, stupidass
>>2127398201919 Root Beer clears.
>>212740308You are fucking retarded, it's kind of sad. If you're in a global conflict, you don't send troops to a place that is worthless, you fucking moron.
I hope /cum/mers remembered to practice their mixups today
>>212740424I can't believe Letty didn't win
keep talking about epstein
https://X.com/Kaizerrev/status/1943185616176324624
my only interest in Fishtank is the highlight reels where autists sperg out, like that retarded fuck with the toy phone
>working out spikes your cortisol
>get fatter just from working out
Why is life like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k
what do gfs feel like, bros?
i'm actually fiending for a drink right now even though i shant do it
>>212740427you can laugh all you want but martyrdom operations are actually very effective
i've become a very ugly person. i just threatened something i'd never do, but my soul was using it. like a pry-bar, to get what i wanted. i knew that was all i had to say.
>>212740494do it and I'll grab a few beers too with you
>>212740509whichever one doesn't have a dick
have been paying for a gym membership for six months and havenโt gone a single time (always next week) award
>>212740537I go 3 times a week and fight hordes of zoomies on summer break
>>212740430We love are Letty donโt we folks
>>212740537Same
work schedule and location changed so now it isn't convenient to go at all
>>212740563>when its your one day off work and the broccoliheads are hogging the weight benches
>>212740509left but you should know i find this to be a two way tie for last place
What does Qanon have to say about all this Epstein stuff?
>>212740536why is this room so damn pink
>>212740419In North America Britian is estimated to have used about 42k troops in the French Indian War, many of which were military
By contrast in the Seven Years War, which was the wider global conflict, Britian had a force of almost 400k
40,000 troops out of 400,000, and many of them militas, doesn't exactly sound to me like it ranked as high on their agenda
Why are you continuing to try to talk about a topic you know nothing about?
I think you're purposely baiting maybe just to get more information about the topic
>>212740609*Many of which were militia
Autocorrect
>>212740590>Qanon>BlueanonHow about Jewanon
I swear by Allah I have loved nobody but her
>>212740596it was a 70's hell house, it was purposefully made to be a throwback. the entire house is gaudy.
>>212740638That's just NYT
>people want to be white while saying anti white rhetoric at the same time
what is this called?
Had to take these 16 inch screws out by hand because the drill didn't have the right size bit and there were no bits with the drill.
Anyone want some of this oatmeal cookie dough with crushed up chocolate bars
>>212740683it rhymes with the news and often gives you the blues
>>212740683white people want to be Asian...
https://youtu.be/-5H2Gtj_M1Q
>>212740609your "logic" is retarded and you don't know what you're talking about and clearly copy pasted some shit from wikipedia so if I just wanted to "know more" about it I'd read an actual source instead of your moronic ramblings.
Next you'll tell me that France didn't send an entire fucking fleet and huge army to crush the british in the American Revolution, because " they just like...didn't care and shit, maaaan"
Who does Phil Spector think he is
How about Phil Specter and he's a ghost
My Millennial brethren will remember this classic show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma0EOFpARjI
>>212740777clark...lay off the chicken pot pies...
>>212740683ever heard the saying, "they hate us because they aint us"?
>>212740733was that the same guy who made his crew tie him up to the ships mast so he can hear the song of the sirens?
>>212740777>"...it ain't gonna suck itself."
>>212740795Achievable natty
real motherfucking truecels from the hood
There's a screw in my wall that's completely stripped, it's perfectly circular and there's nothing for the phillips head to grab onto.
>>212739787 (OP)>I beat blaxx 256 gb
https://wowparrot.com/airbag-failure-in-used-car-kills-florida-mother/
>buy a used car
>get in a car crash
>chinese man put a bomb in your car instead of an airbag so instead of getting airbagged you explode
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW DUUUUUUUUUUDE
>>212740777True, his Fantastic Four book was good
>>212740841get out your pliers, sweetie
>>212740841get your neodymium magnet, honeybun
>>212740854people die sometimes from airbags breaking their necks not exploding shrapnel though
Give me a Y
Put it all together and what does it spell!?
>>212740860there's only one N...
society has already collapsed
I hate people
I hate how people pretend to be good out of social pressure
I hate how people don't even realize that their goodness is a pretense and don't even realize their more sinister behavior when they have the opportunities to express it is in fact sinister.
update on the emo cute trans proto gf cumbros, think iโve found the perfect womanโฆโฆโฆ
>>212740854holy fucking shit hahaha this has to be some kind of warfare
>>212740854I read a Stephen King story where a chinaman does shit like that
I think it was called Survivor Type
>>212740885tru, too many mexicans
>>212740859>>212740875I can't just yank it with a hammer like a nail?
>>212740903If we gave them all US citizenship there would be no more mexicans...
>>212740889wait, are you a nigga though??
>>212740889Barely comprehensible, looks like you're both barely cognizant
>>212740901no SHE has only had one bf ever AND she turned 18 two months ago
>>212740889hey bro kill yourself
love the direction that cum is taking
>>212740915and then society would be completely destroyed
what do you call this body type
>>212740886https://youtu.be/-sogmas7sbk?si=OGDZRRxqr-Fl4WWL
>>212740931>Trans That poster probably raped or molested him if I had to guess
>>212740914It would leave a big gouge
It would be best to get a left hand drill bit and drill out the stripped screw
>>212740944EBT reliant specimen
>>212740944Venus of willendord
>>212740944Trash bag filled with soup
>>212740951It's TOTALLY stripped, idk how, my drill can go either direction but that won't help.
>>212740952>halfniggas and trannies always are a match all niggas on the downlow + niggas always lust for white "girls"
>>212740987iโm going to put my penis inside of an XY chromosome Anglo-American and shoot my African mutt sperm inside of her like the girl she is and there is nothing you can say to stop me
i liked the brian azzarello joker ngl
>>212740980A left hand drill bit is a bit for drilling a hole, but the flutes are going counterclockwise. You would get a punch and spot the screw head, then as you drill the screw the bit bites into it and will usually spin it out.
I belong in prison and will probably snap and end up there someday
Only weed keeps me restrained
As long as I have access to a decent library I'll be fine
I'm looking for a place
I'm searching for a face
Is anybody here I know
'Cause nothing's going right
And everything's a mess
And no one likes to be alone
Isn't anyone tryin' to find me?
Won't somebody come take me home?
It's a daaaaaaaaamn cooooooooold niiiiiiiiiiiiight
Trying to figure out this life
Won't you take me by the hand?
Take me somewhere new
I don't know who you are
But I, I'm with you
I'm with you
would do anything for a proper economically left wing party thats not tied down with actually insane social policies like tranny shit
the sheer amount of political bandwidth that such a small portion of the population has is maddening
havent watched porn in 2.5 weeks. kinda craving it and my gooning seesion bros
>>212741028make it brazilian
>>212741039i've been able to beat the craving by working out. them endorphins do dorph my shit just right man
>>212741018https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2H5uWRjFsGc
>>212740914if it's in the drywall you can do that, probably won't ruin anything unless there's a huge drywall anchor behind it then you'll be patching a huge hole instead of a bit of spackle/caulking. But if it's in the stud you'll make a huge mess of things.
you can take an old flat screwdriver and pound on the screw until you create some grooves and then twist it out, you can drill it out and break off the top of the screw, you can use pliers to twist it out if you have the hand strength, etc
>>212741038>DUDE FREE STUFF LMAO Get a job
>has gotten so bad for men in the west they white knight for trannies
how did things get to this point
I hate the "reddit" archetype
The "I'm a good and intelligent person, that's why I need to hate everyone with different opinions" shit
Im done with alcohol forever
>>212741053i've been getting random boners all day long, pretty sure I'll leak at night
>>212741061to be fair to him, DUDE FREE STUFF LMAO is the platform of the democrat party, you just have to be brown/black or a foid to qualify
>>212741063male loneliness epidemic
>>212741087funny enough cis white women benefit the most from DEI hiring
>>212741101only because there's more of them overall
Extroverts being alone is literally hell for them. Glad I'm an intuitive introvert who relishes being alone. Extroverts literally can't comprehend being alone and not going becoming depressed or schizo
>>212741063he's a nigga of course he's gonna love trannies almost all of them do. zesty ass niggas ain't just a 4chan maymay son
>>212741147Nobody, that's why I made the post by itself and didn't reply to anyone
Why? What bothered you about my post?
>>212741038>would do anything for a proper economically left wing partyno you wouldn't. you can't have that without a closed border and no libshit will ever want that because they all hate white people more than they care about economics.
Should i get beer or not?
haven't drank in a few days, and i feel like i need something to calm my nerves
>>212741198No, beer makes you fat
>>212741038its no coincidence that IDpol took off after occupy wallstreet. its all done on purpose. the system prevents anything other than a 2 party system. it was very easy to hitch the freaks onto the blue team as a nice anchor preventing any kind of class consciousness from forming
>the modern democratic party in the JewUA
>want to legalize crime
what insane tranny would vote for them
hahaha
>>212741131looks good other than the cilantro. I think I have the gene that makes cilantro taste like shit
>>212741131very nice, seรฑor
>>212741056I'll see if I can find pliers.
>>212740736>Next you'll tell me that France didn't send an entire fucking fleet and huge army to crush the british in the American Revolution, because " they just like...didn't care and shit, maaaan"You're historically illiterate
I never claimed the North American colonies had zero value. That's something you invented in your own mind to make yourself mad for some reason. I said they had much less value than other colonies, which is objectively true.
Which do you think France would care more about losing its Louisiana territory or its carribean colonies?
You keep claiming to know more but present zero arguments
i'm getting the impression my points are triggering some deeply embedded and non-rational sense of American exceptionalism
You want America to have been the most important colony, and you're unwilling to consider arguments to the contrary because this argument is emotional for you
You're not intellectually serious
Why are there so many racebait threads?
white men and white women are just deeply divided now
white men go for asian girls and latinas
and now white woman are dating latinos and blacks
farting bigly tonight
#fartgang
>>212741294Catagorically untrue
>>212741294stop soaking up all your information from the people who shout the loudest
>>212741203but i'm not fat
>>212741294White men are normal, white women are spoiled virtue signaling princesses with parental issues
>>212741294whites have the lowest incidence of interracial coupling by a large margin
is it me or do we have 2 blackcels now
>>212741324I didn't say you are you stupid mother fucker
Don't drink, don't lose the small about of IQ points you still have
>>212741170but who asked tho
>>212741349there was a "canadian" blackcel for a while, think he left though
>>212741324>>212741352I apologize for this outburst
>>212741318I get my information from what I see in day to day life
>>212741331see, if you'd just listened to me in the first place!
Self-"""medicating""" with alcohol is subhuman behavior. You should only ever drink socially.
>>212741352>don't lose the small about of IQ points you still haveDrinking doesn't lower IQ unless you're getting blotto
nuke Canada
so all the non whites lose their home
made the mistake of telling the truth. to a lady. i'm not afraid of any consequence, i just worry i hurt her feelings. guess we'll see.
https://streamable.com/i6pw00
brown women are something else man
Momberg was like
>leave the screws in case you change your mind
And I'm like
>no half measures, Walter
You gotta commit to reforms. I got rid of my bed and chair because I was COMMITTED and I was UNCOMFORTABLE at first in both cases but now I'm happy as a pig in shit sleeping and sitting on the floor, and stronger for it.
The die is cast.
>>212741470i'm not giving any.
just killed a dragon and absorbed its soul
>>212741369the one with the warhammer stuff? i think he was here like 2 weeks ago
>>212740801Medusa was with Heracles, while the boat guy was Odysseus
>>212741513was that guy black? I felt like he'd be white with such a nerdy hobby.
but there was a blackcel schizo for a while who'd get incredibly asshurt about white men and would spam the thread with racebait in response
>>212741543You aren't Mac Demarco
>>212741521this is what SEA is all about
https://youtu.be/ZfVMgYSiTs8
Recycle at 310
>>212739792
>>212741294>and now white woman are dating latinos and blacksAre they now?
My uncle who's been to the US a lot told me that outside of very big liberal cities like Los Angeles he rarely saw white girls with non-white guys
>>212741583it is incredibly rare
>>212741506Why do you people post shit and then be like "I don't want to talk about it"
You soys are so woman brained
>>212741658don't call me that...I'll get a boner!
>>212741665yeah, that was stupid. /cum/ isn't my diary, and should stop acting like it is.
>>212741720well it's your own damn fault!
>>212741721Now I feel bad and I'm sorry
>>212741840anon now you're just teasing me on purpose!
>>212741984I mean...you're not gonna stop completely, right??