Would you fight for Ukraine or Russia in their war?
Both countries are recruiting and im tempted to go. Didnt choose which side yet.

Russia because I'm not retarded enough to think Ukraine is winning.

> Fighting anothers countrys war

There are levels of cuckness, but this just takes it to a whole new meaning

Russia of course.

>>212741093
>t. Bruce McVladisov
You get a cut of the referrals?

>>212741029 (OP)
ukraine because i dont want to end up like that bentley guy who was raped and tortured by his comrades before being killed

>>212741113
I once saw a video of a guy who wanted to kill himself so he went to fight for Ukraine, I guess he wanted to die in a war instead of roping

>>212741154
Russell "texas" Bentley the hero of the Donetsk peoples republic, what a way to go

There’s already a war with soldiers dying everyday in my country

>>212741279
>my country
It's not yours Peter Polackovitch.

>>212741029 (OP)
no since im not ukranian or russian

>>212741303
kek I’ve never heard of anyone called peter here, if you want a slav name use Vladimir or Dimitri

>>212741029 (OP)
Russia because Ukraine has neonazi militias

>>212741029 (OP)
Ukraine doesn't pay their volunteers. But in any case you might not come back in one piece. Reconsider going.

>>212741154
>end up like that bentley guy who was raped and tortured by his comrades
Is this true?
Holy shit

>>212741029 (OP)
How much are they paying?

>>212741029 (OP)
neither because both sides serve (((their))) will

>>212741029 (OP)
I wish death upon both of them, I know this is controversial on here

Ukraine would offer me citizenship after surviving for 6 months, and if they join the EU that would be a big win for me but I've heard Russia pays their mercenaries way better

>>212741510
Yes this guy
https://youtu.be/c35GBL14P7U
You should not come as a western person. Mistakes happen

>>212741517
3k euros for russia and 2ksomething dollars for ukraine

>>212741621
You will definitely get stiffed by the Russians

>>212741029 (OP)
I support Ukraine because Russia shot down our airliner. I played my part in poohpooing Russian propaganda during the early days of the war on /k/ and calming down Ukies on reddit. I was one of the earliest to shit on Russian (Indian) "map painting" propaganda during the first weeks of the war. I was also probably the first to start the "Muscovite" and "Duchy of Moscow" put downs of Russia. On /k/, I was one of the earliest proponents of cheap consumer drones changing warfare forever and got shat on for it until a year later when kino drone webms started trickling in. Now, even the US Army issues manuals to tank crews on how to deal with drones while their soldiers train with drones dropping live grenades.

>>212741621
There's lots of videos of colombians fighting for Ukraine angry they got swindled, either not paid enough or not at all.
I think you should just stay out entirely.

>>212741029 (OP)
You have to be fucking retarded to voluntarily go to war, especially to a war that has nothing to do with your country

Mercs are scum of the earth and all deserve getting their legs blown off

>>212741642
Why do you say that anon? Im straight. Only fags get raped

>>212741804
There is a phenomenon of hazing new recruits, probably still in both countries as it originated in the soviet union.

>>212741029 (OP)
Joining as a foreign mercenary with no connection to either country is profoundly retarded and no one should feel sorry for you when you inevitably get maimed/die a horrific death because you wanted to treat an actual war like an adventure

>>212741804
Well I mean they won't pay you but I guess that'll happen too

>>212741557
Russia pay is better but you have a much lower chance of survival since their equipment is way worse and they almost always leave you behind if you get wounded.

>>212741093
t.future rape victim

>>212741029 (OP)
I was thinking about joining the war too. I have nothing to do here, and they’re paying 4k just to be on the front line. I don’t think I’ll enlist, but if I did, I’d choose the Ukrainian International Legion because it’s trustworthy and it won’t mess up your passport. Do you really think you can get anywhere in Europe, Japan or the US after joining the Russian army or the Wagner Group? Also, the Wagner Group has no regard for their soldiers. If you enlist in the Ukrainian army, at least you have a chance to avoid ending up in an assault unit

>>212742773
I'm normally a Ukie shill but the Ukies have a reputation of using their foreign mercs for suicide missions too or not giving them the same attention as their main soldiers. I can sorta believe the claims of slavs being racist towards browns on both sides.

Honestly its a really bad idea unless you go in as a support role.

>>212743657
Why not... just join the Brazilian military?

>>212743673
Because our army isn’t really professional like yours, it’s mostly made up of 18 yo conscripts. If you are not a conscript, you can only join as an NCO or an officer, and there are a lot of requirements for that. I can’t even join because I have myopia. Also, it’s mostly about the money. The Ukrainians pay 4k if you fight for them, which is about 20k brl. That’s a lot of money here. In just one year of fighting there, you could change your life

>>212743673
Because the pay is shit and you just clean streets all day. And you see no action.

>>212743666
>I'm normally a Ukie shill

Sure thing Ivan.

Bump

Give me your strongest potions I am going in to battle

This war should never have started to begin with and fighting for a random side is the worst thing that you can do.

Foreign mercenaries are treated as cannon fodder by both sides and your chances of survival would be slim.


All in all OP is a retarded fag or a troll.

>>212743657
>If you enlist in the Ukrainian army, at least you have a chance to avoid ending up in an assault unit

Lol

Mercenaries are everywhere used for assaults mainly or the most hot spots. You're considered to have better motivation and morale than caught ukrainian trenchmeat

>>212741029 (OP)
>Would you fight for Ukraine or Russia in their war?
no i wouldn't fight for any of them, but i would sell weapons to both sides.

>considering the army where gay rape is institutionalized
>macaco flag
Checks out

>>212746099
He want banan