Thread 212743183

sheepy edition

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take note coomers

Shant be posting in a foreign NEW

This is the thread

For me??

it's the strawberry bitch

>>212743194
im on nofap thoever

Another post for american pie and asian-american supremacy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRpiBpDy7MQ

>>212743209
streak?

just got back from rape
what's up

>>212743194
I did that back in the day. Spent 12.hours gooning, shot a load onto the fucking ceiling. But that shit absolutely FRIES your endorphin receptors and the cow down will make you feel like dying on the spot. Wouldn't recommend this at all or you'll never be able to feel pleasure again

Post more Brie Larson

>>212743194
People on meth basically do nothing but jerk off and collect trash
I hear about people getting twisted and then just rubbing their cock into a giant scab

>>212743220
3 years

>>212743194
The new 8 ball is porn and meth

not bad ngl...
https://youtu.be/KU5V5WZVcVE

>>212743209
how long has it been?

>>212743205
"We train young men to drop fire on people but their commanders won't allow them to write FUCK on their airplanes because...it's obscene."

She lives and breathes in a world that brought her to her knees
And now I'm addicted to her, cause that girl is just like me
And I'm gonna choke on her life again
Breathing it in like a deadly poison
I just want to get through to her
Before her last breath

>>212743194
clearly there is consequences to blasting your brain with the combined joy of meth and porn at the same time

>>212743217
her first name started with the letter A?

>>212743194
One of the times I was on E, I managed to jerk off, and it was the best orgasm I've ever had.

>>212743230
you havent jerked off in 3 years??!!

Anybody else playing the new Tony Hawk?

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aVdR6JeEyT8

fapping on weed is bad enough it definitely fries your brain as well

>>212743238
>>212743230


>>212743252
nope

Sheet /cum/ I just got a murder rap sheeet
https://youtu.be/DQz6lvh9dKI

>>212743260
Jacking off on weed is absolutely nothing compared to opioids like meth are you fucking kidding

i have some good Brie in the sauna pics but they would make the custodian lose his little mind

>>212743264
cause you got a gf you fuck, or cause you broke your dick, or cause you're locked up in the cock cage

>>212743247
nope, her name was carly. met her in school. pretty weird name for an asian tbf

>>212743276
neither

>>212743273
I never said it was you fucking drug addict retard

>>212743293
You said it fries your brain as well, except it doesn't

drugs are scary, wtf

>>212743301
>>212743275
just look at her nudes you dullard

>>212743223
>>212743194
this. the meth comedown is so NOT worth it.
the depression, insomnia, brainfog and the dehydration last for several days and you wish you could just pass out just to get some rest.
Thankfully i never tried gooning while smoking otherwise id probably have odd and died already

weed is reddit drug

>>212743301
Sexy abs

>>212743309
Weed is fine

>>212743331
die satan

>>212743331
weed smells like ass and slows you down

>>212743307
yes it does though. fuck off you drug addict, you're clearly so fucked up you can't comprehend basic sentences

>>212743270
Ain't no thang playa shoot them motha fuggin' pigs shauw dem u aint playin' for real like a g!
https://youtu.be/DQz6lvh9dKI

Satan's Spinach
Lucifer's Lettuce
Beelzebub's Broccoli

just ripped a huge bowl of weed
im so high lol

>>212743361
A whole bowl to yourself?!

>>212743324
trvke o algo

>>212743348
Sheeeeeet wrong link meant this one
https://youtu.be/A0xHuA4jmgs

Ugh I hate goshcel so much, why won't be fuck off?

>>212743347
I haven't done drugs in years.
Under no circumstances does weed "fry your brain". You're just a lame square who thinks 2 Miller lites is "Tying one on"

WHO WOULDN'T BE THE ONE YOU LOVE
WHO WOULDN'T STAND INSIDE YOUR LOVE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>212743170

Weed is good for a chill weekend evening but it’s not good for daily use. Same for booze honestly. I need to cut back on both.

I still don't know who goshcel is besides that he's a pede or something

being sober is where its at

>>212743381
mad that i exposed faggots as the disgusting poo eaters and child molesters that they are, jason?

>>212743301
I imagine it being the softest pillow on earth, falling asleep to her chest rising and falling

>>212743390
He's the Mexican posting right now

>>212743390
he's trans as well. started hrt some years ago

>>212743381
jason dont do weed. its a gateway drug and next thing youll know youll be selling your hiv positive anus for a baggie of fent

Just had two replies refer to me as "Jason", even though I am one of /cum/'s biggest Jason haters

>>212743390
i'm not a "pedo"

thats something schizos made up

>>212743398
Will you fucking shut up? What are you a groupie? All you faggots talking about these people and bringing them up out of nowhere need to be shot. Fucking lames

>>212743418
It's not out of nowhere, he's here right now bringing the thread quality down

>>212743226
>All they do is jerkoff
Lame. I thought they ran around doing whacky shit and treating life like a video game

>>212743413
guess you're a sissy faggot then

prove you hate jason right now

Did goshcel get deported, move, or just vpn? I remember he was on American flag before

>>212743435
I don’t hate him. He’s good for a laugh

>>212743438
he moved to mexico

jason is the de facto mascot of /cum/

Alright, I'm out. I can't stand when it gets like this

>>212743413
you type like him and you act like a brat

>>212743419
If Bob can say it, then I can say it

Almost have my
MENDING
UNBREAKING 3
EFFICIENCY 5
FORTUNE 3
DIAMOND PICKAXE

In minecraft.

>>212743397
yeah her tiddies really are great

>>212743453
You don’t like it when these retards babble about their imaginary friends like anybody gives a fuck?

>>212743435
he's a good outlet for pent up hatred. i don't feel bad about gaping him the same way one doesn't feel bad about crushing a mosquito

I get called Jason or terrone sometimes but not a fan of jason because he’s gay and not a fan of terrone because he’s brown, short, and fucks fat chicks

>>212743435
I bully him routinely and caused his most severe recent meltdown when I insulted his stepfather's rifle.

>>212743487
Fuuuuck

>>212743486
You are mexican.

if i'm such a paedo how come i fantasize about having a busty east asian wife?

what a weird paedo i am...

>>212743499
he's a gay mexican

truth is we should stop bullying jason 2bh. we all want him to do picrelated so we should encourage his tranime and femboy obsession

Gonna start one of the two games I bought on the summer sale
Evens Hitman
Odds South Park

>>212743468
>>212743487
Her tits looked great in Room. Yeah it's a fucked up movie but those titties mmmm

>>212743419
>NOOOOOOOO not the nigger hitman how dare you lock up a worthless deadbeat he could have been the champion of the world, or something

He's proudly flaunting his reduced cooldown timers from his 4chan pass
This is a Defcon 4 goshcel outbreak

>>212743511
Which Hitman and which South Park?

>>212743518
seething

>>212743512
Oh Hi Mark

VERY IMPORTANT
What is the name of that brazilian girl that the israeli anon keeps posting?

>>212743536
I’m not familiar with Brazilian women AND I completely ignore Israeli posts

>>212743520
World of Assassination and the Fractured Butthole

>>212743521
this is also true for anime consumption btw

screamed fuck in my house really loud just now. you're not a free man unless you can do this.

Brazil and Argentina could have been the American and Canada of South America but they fucked it up

>>212743536
Martha

It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve

>>212743553
insane how bad they fucked it up

>>212743555
seems uncomfortable. i used to put my work stinkpad on my lap if i was lying down and funposting

>>212743564
You've never worked a day in your life

This is who I'm talking about

Terrone is worse than jason by far because not only does he fuck fat chicks but also single moms, one of which he’s posted her name and picture which is easily found on the archive. Not hard to find her Facebook or whatever else you want. Probably the worst /cum/bum there is in my opinion !

anime is mainstream...

>>212743568
Haha this Chinese cartoon attached to a potato and made to dance in a gif is so silly

>>212743575
>one of which he’s posted her name and picture
wtf! he's a sex pest!

>>212743573
check archives

>>212743553
The American military and intelligence has meddled incessantly in Latin America to ensure none of those countries ever rise to rival America in the Western Hemisphere. I’m not shit talking America for that, as it basically makes sense to do so, but it’s true. Based purely on geography, the Rio de la Plata basin could be the basis of a grand empire as the Mississippi basin is for the United States.

>>212743570
kek im not goshy
you should stop seething about him

For the past two years I've gooned exclusively to wegs but by now I think I've seen all they have to offer and roll my eyes at the common tropes

sex

>>212743574
No, this is just the place I bring cheap whores to fuck.

i might start spamming x links and adopting the goshy prose. i like the seethe he causes in certain individuals

>>212743608
Please no

>>212743564
why do you care?

>>212743550
im not gonna scream that i have neighbors above me and also to my north

Women want me

>>212743621
what a chad

no i dont

>>212743621
Fish fear me

just watched an episode of Planet Earth (the David Attenborough documentary)
wadda fugg is wrong with people man
i just want the chimpanzees to be happy

>>212743194
>take note coomers
i've done coffee goon seshes before, pretty good

>>212743617
i am sorry about that, one day you will spread your wings and fly. one day you will know the unfettered joy and liberation of screaming the N word at the top of your lungs at 2am.

>>212743574
Love a tight tummy

I wanna look like this.

Why does God have to watch me nut? Couldn't he turn off the omnipresence for like 5 minutes for privacy?

>>212743656
Don't worry, bro is not real

Jason tier post

God is a coomer, he likes to edge. He likes BDSM shit and once spent 69 years edging to the death and misery of the Soviet Union before nutting.

>>212743647
And act like this- ARE YOU KIDDING ME SOMEONE ALREADY POSTED IT?

>>212743568
YOU...

Shoot me

I have a lot to look forward to in my life

death by batshit...
fug

>>212743665
Why is he freaky like that tho? He wants me to eat his body, he's obsessed with washing feet, and hangs out with grody lepers
on top of all that sketchy stuff he's watching me cum
idk christ-bros i'm getting a bad feeling about christ. he hangs with a weird crowd

GODDAMN MONGORIANS ARWAYS BREAKIN DOWN MY SHITTY WARR

>>212743577
I'm genuinely worried for you. You looked at a rotisserie chicken and thought "potato"

>>212743693
OH, SO JUST CAUSE I CHINESE, YOU THINK I BEERD GREAT WARR

Where did my soul go

hmm lots of blasphemy rn
finna come back in a hour and hope its gone

really tired of people talking about masturbating in this thread
grow up

>>212743712
got up for 3 minutes and katze seized my chair

In Colombia the young men fuck donkeys without shame, they consider them to be their first girlfriend.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752081289511362.mp4

Things are gonna change for me I can feel it

>>212743721
I posted this the other day and nobody gave me any you's. NOW I'M MAD

>>212743705
lucky for you Im too lazy to pull out the jung book I took pictures of

>>212743722
I wish that happens for you!

>>212743721
I already browse wsg you don't need to reblog your own browsing activity. at least post content in the other board thread you goob

>>212743700
I need to lay oft the pot

>>212743752
i wasn't posting it for you tho, i know you have already seen it. you've seen it all, you're quite the world traveller.

>>212743758
MANY are saying this!

>>212743758
you do...

>>212743770
where have you travelled? i've been to the netherlands, france, italy, and of course canada

>>212743722
good luck

I spy with my little eye...

>>212743781
Is France as bad as /pol/ says?

>>212743796
worse

>>212743721
There’s a myth that having relations with a donkey will make your genitals grow larger

>>212743813
wtf?

>>212743781
I've been to Reno, Chicago, Fargo, Minnesota
Buffalo, Toronto, Winslow, Sarasota
Wichita, Tulsa, Ottawa, Oklahoma
Tampa, Panama, Mattawa, La Paloma
Bangor, Baltimore, Salvador, Amarillo
Tocapillo, Baranquilla, and Perdilla

I'm 30 and have never left the country. In fact, I've never been to any state west of Ohio (I'm from Pennsylvania)

>>212743813
That makes sense because donkeys fuck donkeys and they have giant donkey dicks

>>212743796
yes and no. it's like every country. there are bad places and good places. if you avoid tourist locations you also avoid all the weird street scammers with transformer cars they try to make you step on so you have to buy. the food is, as you would expect it to be, pretty top tier. bordeaux is one of the most beautiful places i have ever gone to on earth.

DO NOT GO TO MARSEILLE. IT IS A SHITHOLE THAT SURFACED FROM HELL DUE TO TECTONIC ACTIVITY. IT WILL HOPEFULLY GO BACK TO HELL SOON

>>212743829
Why not take a little road trip out west

>>212743826
alri johnny

>>212743829
I’ve been everywhere man

>>212743796
It’s pretty fucked. The cities are basically completely ruined, and the rural areas aren’t far behind. If they want to continue to have a France in the future, they’re in desperate need of large scale remigration. It’s no coincidence that terms like the Great Replacement and remigration were coined by the French right; it’s practically ground zero for this shit.

>>212743829
important question: are you incel?

>>212743852
Camp of the Saints was a French guy as well right

Shitter McDickens is the name.

Bustin bussy is my game.

going to take a shit
Thank you for your attention to this matter!

>>212743840
no money, no car
>>212743859
ye

>>212743888
neet?

>>212743887
Brie Larson? More like Breed Larson.

Brown Wilson

>>212743901
That’s a good point, I agree

>>212743862
That’s right, written in the 1970s. France started getting swamped with thirdies earlier than most other Western countries, so the French right is a bit ahead of the curve in reacting to it.

I ate too much smoked meatloaf and now my farts smell very bad

>>212743862
sugarfiend... dont post this "guy" of yours

>>212743911
what the fuck is smoked meatloaf this sounds like something i should be enjoying

>>212743901
Is she related to Daniel Larson?

>>212743908
that pic of the "last Frenchmen" in the zoo surrounded by apes in monocles is funny but also I guess prophetic

Head achey wakey

>>212743920
It was already starting way back then. The Germans could just see the writing on the wall; it wasn’t that much of a stretch.

Maybe I should give up pursuing pussy

>>212743915
what are you talmbout

brie larson is gross, post hotter ladies

>>212743918
kek definitely not but that fuckin thing is one of the best lolcows ever, just watched TurkeyTom's 1.5 hour video on him and he's a proper schizo.

>>212743931
what is it about France that they hated so much...

>>212743933
99% of 'cels give up weeks before plunging in prime pussy

i'd eat the corn out of her shit ngl

I saw a ghost in walmart

>>212743826
I BEEN EVERYWHERE MAN, CROSS THE WILDEST OF LAND, MAN

>>212743953
feet

airing out my genitals at the moment

they really dont make em like they used to, buds

drinking milk

drinking beer #5

>>212744007
slow drinker, and with light beer at that

bedtime for this guy, when i come back it'll be COFE TIME

>>212744012
ypp, i love taking my time!

poopoo shaista

>>212744007
WHAT A LIFE

>>212744020
how do you do it?

>>212744031
do what?

>>212744038
drink this slow and steady.

Finally

>>212744019
night bud

>>212744033
imagine bending her over that railing and just ramming her insides with your meatrod

>>212744042
S U C C

>>212744049
blast songs, browse /cum/, read messages from a girl, and sip on my beer. it's not much, but its comfy

>>212744042
I miss being this easily entertained by the pooter.

>>212744042
guys only want one thing and its fucking disgusting

>insult trannies
>some faggot from Canada comes to their defense
every time

/cum/ is like 80% dudebros just talking about fucking the shit out of women and grabbing our dicks and being drunks and drug abusers

women dont even notice I exist

odds i torrent se7en
evens i torrent the prestige

I have never, EVER touched a girl

>>212744076
literally nothing wrong with any of that

trannies are ok when they make my penis tingle

>>212743953
This woman just doesn't do it for me at all. Sorry.

>>212744096
agreed, it was mostly an observation. sometimes the obvious does warrant stating though, in the same way a photograph is important.

Just finished riding my exercise bike in my underwear. Time to get high and have a few beers perhaps. Brie Larson is so hot.

I love the incels here go after trannies
after being rejected by 3/10 bio women
grim

>>212744104
me when i argue with a /cum/mie

>>212744118
shut the fuck up Jason

>>212744116
https://youtu.be/T3rXdeOvhNE

I’m not very transphobic. One of my friends from college transitioned, so it’s whatever. But I just can’t find any of them attractive at all. I’d rather get zero sex than hook up with a trans girl.

>>212744136
my tongue would go right in her asshole

>>212744136
she's fairly unattractive

>>212744136
That dress (romper?) looks perfect on her.

>>212744153
your mom is fairly unattractive

>>212744076
>grabbing our dicks
I only have one last time I checked

>>212744168
time for coffe

>>212744168
okay

>>212744174
our dick would imply we share a single, collective dick. our dicks is proper.

i wanna text this christian girl but i don't have a good excuse

>>212744175
i woke up at 4pm and have a very bad headache rn
i had breakfast at 7pm

>>212744160
Romper? I hardly know her

>>212744210
do you look like that

>>212744195
why do you need an excuse
just be like "ay yo what's good mamacita" and wait for a response

>>212744186
I don't like the idea of a communist dick collective
I enjoy having my private dick...

>>212744195
I usually just say "hey I was just thinking about you" "how've things been?"
They call me cheesy tho

>>212744225
>>212744234
yeah but we're gonna meet on tuesday anyways so i can't even say that it's been awhile

weather man say it gon rain. it ain't rain. it clear sky. weather man say big rain. WARNING rain fall down, red all caps letters. ain't no rain.

Finished diarrhea, haven't had diarrhea like that in a long time
Boy was it a sight

>>212744244
are you two dating or not? if you are dating, then just throw a message. won't hurt, otherwise dont

>>212744247
>>>/k/ is that-a-way

>>212744264
gonna ask her out soon, if not at that hangout then shortly after. not dating but how do i say it... our conversations and irl interactions have that je ne sais quoi that tell me asking her out is going to work.

> visit blu-ray.com
> navigate to documentary section, sort by popularity
> Alien, Star Trek, Scream, Superman, Die Hard
what the fuck man

>>212744282
you think she likes you? its usually easy to tell. women don't hide shit too much

>>212744224
>do you look like a chad
no

>>212744292
Die Fard

>>212744307
yes, i do, and despite some introverted 'tism that makes it a little hard to contact her it is indeed easy to tell

>>212744195
greentext time

>>212744319
weak
How about "Dick Hard"

>>212744322
i'm happy for you anon, hopefully it works out.

>>212744345
i guess you'll have to find out on tuesday. i hope i'm not wrong.

tomorrow's gonna suck
i hate mondays

>>212744410
to be very honest with you, you can never tell. even if you have a girl, there's a risk for her leaving and all. I really don't trust anyone and hate women even though I'm dating someone rn

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fGdEHcP10DI
>Got home at 1pm
>Slept for twelve hours
>It's not 1AM
Looks like RNH

the only way to get rid of my headache is to stay awake for 30 hours

>>212744452
I don't think I've ever had a headache that wasn't solved by drinking water

In my opinion:
>Latinos = hyenas or camels
>Niggers = baboons
>Whites = beavers or squirrels
>French = magpies
>English = flamingos
>Germans = ants

>>212744508
And Americans?

>>212744527
goblins

cant wait to die

>>212744527
he already said latinos

>>212744527
Already covered under niggers, spics, whites
Meld a hyena, baboon, and a beaver together and that's an American

>>212744539
t-that's not an animal

>>212744527
cattle

>>212744508
could be worse

BEHOLD! A WHITE MAN

>>212744546
youre an animal, and im your owner

Nick Fuentes says Argentina is a white country

>>212744563
HE CUTE

And jeets are dung beetles

>>212744563
red men are native american THOUGH

>>212744563
White bros why do we act and look like this?

drank 2L of water so shouldnt be hung over tmr

>>212744580
Dung beetles are very hardworking and honorable creatures

God dang it.
>>212744620
Enjoy pissing all night bud.

is watching roasties on insta considered porn or no?

New
>>212744659

>>212744626
Yeh but they roll about in dung
I guess from the beetles pov the dung is magical
much like how to the jeet cow shit is sacred

>>212744662
Early

12c here 2bh

310

o algo

watching white people do things