norf fc edition

poo smells

everyone thinks scouse accent is ugly but i think its cute

This is the thread.

Right so this is the one

>>212743430
uncanny
refrain from ever posting that again

>>212743415
liverpool should be nuked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEaFP4Dtw7E

>>212743415
The scouse are lowlife Irish scum and I want them out of my country

6 hidden posts

Need Emma Watson to sit on my face and release an utterly vile fart.

okay yeah the usual boring interracial gherkin spam but what's the reason for the giant floating old black fella heads

>>212743556
Thought it was a bit weird to have Uncle Ben’s disembodied head watching down on Zeidbelg’s maniacal AI fantasies.

dread to fink what fings are gna be like in hundred yearsnwiv a.i. like this

Just been sick lads

got the elmo on

>>212743694
>>212743706
Have you ever pondered suicide? In your case I cannot recommend it enough.

giwtwm
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752452329306014.webm

>>212743694
>>212743706
>>212743741
Heatherpaedo it's 5am. You are such a net drain on society that it's actually sad.

pondering an anal wank

>>212743807
think about offing yourself instead

>>212743749
This but Emma Watson and me.

>>212743825
She's not that fat

>>212743860
Doesn’t need to be, so long as she’s gassy.

what is this fucking bizarre obsession with black people and the gherkin

>>212743883
Imagine if they made a farting potion at Hogwarts
Just imagine sneaking her some

>>212743884
It’s called mental illness.

>>212743893
Nvm, it exists already.

that last post wasnt me but I am not going to post much anyway

>>212743818
?

hello retards

gaslighting then

rorke utterly flummoxed

fell asleep with the lamp on last night

>>212743976
well that’s grandma killed by your lack of energy rationing

Gn lads

gn pepsidawg

would love to kill the ai spammer

>>212744039
kek i generated that one

1. A. dogshit low quality image B. dogshit AI low quality/effort post

passion talks

>>212744051
Is there more than 1 person generating them?

your honour kill him please

insert the replay

>>212744084
why is she acting shy with him? is she scared of something?

brb gonna have an outside cigarette

As many times as I’ve read the Harry Potter books, I still don’t understand how clothing works in the Wizarding World. It’s explicitly mentioned numerous times that magical folk are completely clueless on how muggles dress (wearing a business jacket with swimming trunks, etc.) but it’s also quite clear that they do. In the Prisoner of Azkaban movie the students are shown wearing regular clothing unlike the typical British school uniforms of the first two films, but the school uniforms aren’t book-friendly either. It’s stated that they wear school robes instead of uniforms which means they’re likely wearing regular muggle clothes underneath. There’s no mention of wearing any uniform in any of the books, only robes.

piss piss piss pissin out my back door

>>212744102

>>212744121
can u buy me a bag ov doritos
spicy nacho

>>212744071
no it's one person with multiple personalities

palmer
>what's he doing?

james
>are you gonna leave?

trump
*stands there*

now im drinking some milk

FYI you are being radicalized

I have arrived

Good morning from sunny South Africa I am currently at the beach having a yogurt

Africa for the whites

>>212744198
>yogurt
Don’t you mean a youghourt?

further evidence that quentin is losing his mind

if aliens would like black people so much then how come if the white countries didnt help them and Africa was separate then they wouldnt even have mobile phones? because the aliens would visit the white people. imagine black people with phones

>>212744223
she fucks dog

how is it possible for bali to look so good in pictures but shit in video and real life
this is actually crazy

>>212744169
who was in the wrong?

the janitor has accomplished the task

test

sex with big tit

>>212744250
it's not a good look for fifa

>>212744278
lmao wut

At least three quarters of MtF trannies are AGP cases, probably more. If you have AGP, why the fuck would you troon out knowing you just have a sexual fetish and nothing more? FtMs are all legitimate gender dysphoria and identity cases but most MtFs are AGPs, which is why FtM is much less common than MtF.

i wanna try a kidney pie

still cant belueve cole palmer is black

>>212744309
For me it’s lemon meringue

can i be arsed to go to the asda now?
i need some milk

anyone else feel like they go to sleep and wake up with different personalities?

>>212744348
leave the milk and do something creative

garlic onion tomato cheese
oregano

Wouldn’t mind tucking into a pie that had Emma Watson’s poo baked into it myself.

>>212744371
more! I need milk

legalise rape

Anyone up for some cookies that have a…ahem…special ingredient in them?

rabbit gf in vrchat

lost my virginity to a prossie when i was 24

OK fine I will go to bed... and jerk off to the tranny!

>>212743392 (OP)
I been jobess since May 31st and I have completely given up on finding work

Smells like summer rain out

Back in my day you had to put noko in the options field to stay in the thread after posting. Only those who remember doing that can call themselves oldfags.

do you rape women in the vagina or in the arsehole?

>>212744376
she's in the new prada add yuno

>>212744617
these...these are the houses

>>212744789
love a good roundabout

>>212744766
She’s done Prada ads for a few years now. It’s basically all she does nowadays besides go on holidays away from her normal routine of eating, sleeping and farting (unfortunately not in my face). I suppose that’s her prerogative, she’s set for life.

>>212744789
>drives over those flowers at 99999999mph

>yours sincerely
that's a classic

in and around the lake mountains come out of the sky and they stand there one mile over we'll be there and we'll see you ten true summers we'll be there and laughing too twenty four before my love you'll see I'll be there with you

took the next 2 fridays off work

Watching videos on yewchewb

>7x3=21
that's a classic

>>

Havelock Street, Everton, 1960s and 2025

a very unpleasant trip to the shops
horrid and sweaty and also cold out there

>>212744906
Lovely

>clicking update before the timers finished
that's a classic

I was made for loving poo baby
You were made for loving pee

>>212744927
You haven't been to the shops today
Its not even 7am

We at /brit/ wish a happy birthday to Theodora Day

>>212744957
sad to say you've embarrassed yourself here

>>212744986
Which other shops did you go to

thats the wank sorted

>>212744954
the eyes of pure adoration

might play some rimworld
don't have any of the dlc because that greedy fuck never puts them on sale

Um excuse me, a bbq? In summer?

>>212744996
the associated dairies

The lovely Asian ladies

I’d bet my life savings that Palmer is more likely to know Trump from Home Alone than him being the current US President

>>212745042
what about zoolander https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjCEhCggEk

>>212745042
Would be a stupid bet

suppose i'd better grind some coffee then
the toil never ends

>>212745042
didn't really clock who he was in home alone until much later as he wasn't the president then, just some random american
think i had little to know understanding of who trump was until that episode of the simpsons when they go to italy
https://youtu.be/sjwSVCnl7Rw

'ate my life and my job sucks

>>212745061
Why’s she wearing two pairs of panties?

>>212741968
Can't tell if I love or despise this post.

Why are zoomers so obsessed with millennials?

10-15 years ago millennials didn't care about Gen X

>>212744945
I laughed

>>212745115
The pink one is a bikini

>>212745132
Right, well why’s she wearing a pair of panties over top her bikini then?

>>212745161
Why you asking me for

rip rorke

>>212745121
they're the new kid in class desperate to not be the new punching ball so they join the herd
but who cares? they're all idiots

shoutout to my /brit/ niggas

toil freaks will be waking up soon if they aren't already up hahaha day 1 starts for them

Gen Z is perpetually fascinated by anything that comes from the old world.

The world world is analogue. It's a world of adjectives.
The new world is digital. It's the sum of its parts. It imitates the old world as best it can with a recursive pathfinding algorithm. Like a line chart made of perfect 90 degree angles growing and branching off into tiny angles that are made distinct by being logically composite.

The strangest thing in this world is bismuth.

>>212745121
we bullied them hard a few years ago so they're fighting back i guess

>>212745188
fr G u a real one

>>212745191
day 1 for you is rotting in your childhood bedroom generating thousands of AI images of your gay/paedophilic fantasies

>>212745209
Bro is seething omds

>>212745209
omds blud is projecting

all you toil freaks are the same you need to be on a list before you snap

Who remembers supernanny. She was fit. I used to coom thinking about her telling me off

We've been infiltrated by urban commoners.

Terms like gyaldem and unc being thrown around

any man in

Wish to be a part of the roaring 20s

Mental how I was gifted with an extremely large fucking willy but also the personality and looks of dog shit so I'll never get to use it

>>212745264
Aloof man just got back from a walk. I think I got hit on "about 5 times", but I have no idea. If it doesn't come from my earbuds and it isn't handing me my Tims order then it doesn't exist.

I found a lost cat and carried him around for about 30 minutes before finding a house where he could stay while he dug his claws into my shoulder. So I have a conscience.

>>212745283
shag a proz

>>212745269
>You will never go to a Yankees game in the 1920s while eating a hot dog and a sodee pop

>>212745283
Just get it out at every opportunity there will be some girls who love the big cock and will throw themselves at you

Went to posh school so we said BLAD instead of BLUD

>>212745314
I don't think you appreciate just how ugly I am.

>Extreme weather is the UK's new normal, says Met Office

it's over, climate chads won

>>212745361
Just a bit of sunshine lad, I think we'll all manage.

^_-

>>212745345
You can cheat ugliness with a good haircut and low bodyfat, maybe some dental work and a tan also

You can slap my sack and call me a bitch
But don’t ever accuse me of being no snitch

might start chatting up the 18 year old coworker (i am 30)

waking up and the sky is just grey cloud, beautiful about time

>>212745409
'

>>212745005

might start chatting up the 13 year old school girl (i am 30)

>>212745428
perfectly legal for me to shag girls as young as 16

Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT

>>212745020
You can have a bbq without having some obnoxious tower which directs all the smoke into your neighbour's garden

i've shagged 5 girls but never had the chance to take a girl's virginity and that haunts me

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

love love LOVE a quiet Monday morning

>>212745264
reading about this it is literally me

>>212745455
I’ve never held a girls hand

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

I shagged twenty nine year olds

When I was 19 I unironically shagged a 16 year old

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>>212745483
'

Why does he do it every day?

any sinisterpilled evilmaxxing man in?

>>212745264
But Rorke told me that mental illness doesn't exist

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

>>212745483
My next question was going to be was it ironic, glad you cleared that up

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

>>212745510
New are we?

>>212745361
It's fucking over

"It's legal".
Okay they won't throw you in prison for it. Have it er.

No wait she was lying and was 15 and 10 months. Enjoy the pokey faggot.

might go to america and do a road trip across the country from miami to seattle

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>212745532
dangerous and downright stupid

>>212745517
Unironically yeah

Glad they finally solved all that epstein nonsense

The missus when she thinks about BBC

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>212745542
FOLC

>>212745541
yeah you're right, my plane would be flying across the pacific so it's more likely i'd start on the west coast
seattle to miami it is

>>212745534
>Migrants' bollocks empty.
Emptied where? By whom?

>>212745558
Yeah whatever that means

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

Sailing a poo

>>212745546
absolutely outrageous how sexy women can be

boners can be inconvenient sure, but if women just get randomly wet in public, do they have to sneak off to the bogs and change their knickers?

Why do normies think it’s so unbelievable to drink alone. I do it every night and I’m as fit as a fiddle

>>212745577
Imagine her perfect pussy wrapped around a big black BBC

>>212745264
KTIM

>>212745594
i'd rather not thanks

>Why do normies think it’s so unbelievable to drink alone. I do it every night and I’m as fit as a fiddle

>>212745264
these are like the cliffnotes for literally every mental illness

>>212745589
You think that's why they take so long in the loo

>>212745609
Looool

Space is crazy

>>212745649
Der Ewige Bradford

>>212745669
she could lose some weight

>>212745649
Malaponte on a mad one.

another gay week at gay toil begins in 35 minutes

>>212745649
leftypol getting his "church pedophilia" file ready

>>212745264
KTIM KTIM KTIM!

so we have not one not two but THREE mentally ill wogdick spammers who are going to spend their entire monday spamming about wogdicks

shudder to imagine the amount of euros spent on keeping such cretins alive over the years

>>212745727
Add these to your uBlock Origin filters to get rid of Egyptians, Belgians, and the Dutch in /brit/

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thinking about shagging this escort in my area who has done professional porn (literally for brazzers and stuff)

The thought of sniffing her vile farts sustains me.

Did your school do work experience? Mine didn’t and now I’m a NEET so I think it’s their fault

cant park there mate xD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjEqtsafnkA

Female poetry. So beautiful I shed 5 tears.

>>212745743
thanks but I'm a phoneposting runt and there's only a few more days left of this shite until Herr Starmer finally rids us of their company anyway

>>212745748
they did but i bunked off

god I hate JFs

can we just close the Channel to the lot of them? not just the small boats

>>212745745
no you aren't and no she didn't

>>212745794
aye i am

why is the house buying process in this country so demonic

>>212745181
The waves rule Britannia now, do they?

>>212745791
don't you love kebabs and stuff?

>>212745804
gave up earlier this year because estate agents are useless cunts
did my head in having to deal with them

Economists say the cost of living crisis is over - here's why it doesn't feel that way

Cor

>>212745804
>>212745834
Should have hired a mortgage broker, silly boys x
>u-um that's a... scam... or something
Okay lads, keep being FUCKING RETARDED x

>>212745702

>>212745896
still need an agent to show you the house dont you you stupid bugger

>>212745896
I do have a mortgage advisor but they just secure your mortgage and thats about it. thats the easy part

any good youtube videos i should watch

Salary is about to jump over £100K per year
So long personal allowance
So long tax free childcare
Hello marginal tax rate of >100%

>>212745817
you lot can fuck off too

>>212745965
diev et mon droit

I swear youtube is adding promoted videos to my watch history

a different world

Boomers slowly waddling through the aisles, standing in front of the selection blocking everyone else. A metaphor for life.

>>212745960
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G5WrcY3Y9Gs

>>212746012
You look like a gay autistic freak as you powermince through the crowds of normal people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig0ne2qbGP8

mental how that epstein thing was just a massive nothingburger

>see nice flat
>price looks reasonable
>service charge 1295 per quarter
yeah fuck off lol

>>212746057
the what thing?

anyway mate you catch the game yesterday?

still don't understand why old, clearly retired people still do their big shops on the weekend when they have the entire week free to do it in peace and without obstructing everyone else

rate the drip

>>212746085
eyyy tommy tommy

>>212746072
Flats are for renting mate

>>212746082
its culturally important for old people to stand still in the middle of supermarket aisles

>>212746072
does that include the tip?

off to toil now

what market do you all buy your drugs from now the best ones have all been shut down

>>212745987
wish everyone still dressed like this

>>212746137
quit funding darkies

>>212746137
tesco reduced section

>>212746137
Never done drugs me

>>212746137
that era is over, move on

>>212746137
grow up

about to drift off

will hopefully wake up before evening time

>>212746166
why

People always say, ‘You’re so lucky to be pretty.’ But honestly? Being ‘beautiful’ has made me feel lonelier than anything else. Guys flirt, chase, say all the right things—but then I realize they don’t actually like me. They like the idea of me. Like I’m something to show off, not a real person with thoughts, dreams, and actual feelings.

>>212746224
yeah?

>>212745758
Did the peloton hit him?

They not like us

>>212745960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfLROtRVN0c

>>212746239
dont know xD

silence woman

>>212746220
Because of woke

first you get the sugar
then you get the power
then you get the women

>>212743392 (OP)
I was in gambia
The British women with the black men meme is real
Women are whores even at old age

£9 payment to the SLC toil done
Although they're dreaming if they think they're getting all that money back lol

poo not coming out
thats my morning ruined

what would you even do in this situation

i could really use a wish right now wish right now wish right now

>>212746441
first off, i'd question how i ended up on reddit

if bruce willis can get away with a norwood 10 why cant i

>>212746250
get some fackin voey boeys cunt

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752479240297335.webm

>>212746441
Cheeky murder 'cide

>>212746463
because he is die hard

>>212746441
donate her body to all the new british scientists arriving on your shores

>>212746441
Sounds like he's doing the right things. Go to lawyers, instigate a divorce, and try to keep as much of your wealth as you can, while giving away as little as possible.

Made a nonce post earlier that I'm a little worried about. They'll know I'm joking right?

>>212746441
drug her and make it look like suicide

>>212746441
His fault for not giving her the love and attention she needs

>>212746486
wish i could live in the sea

>>212746441
Prostitution, and not the high-end stuff either

Putting on a put on

Jumping into a jumper

UNO is being added as a table game to casinos in Las Vegas

>>212746441
Fucking hell I didn’t know people made that much money with romance scams

>>212746601
ah right

back at work after 2 weeks off. rather grim

>>212746441
>look we know you spent 3 years cheating on your husband and giving away the half a million pounds he's saved up for you
>but you still deserve half his money or at the very least the house
???!!!

>>212746441
you're a muppet if you marry tbqh

>>212746441
This is why im single
Got 180k net worth, one thick hint could find a way to drain it on brad Pitt or labubus in a minute

>>212746601
high stakes uno

New
>>212746654
>>212746654
>>212746654

>>212746441
What possible reason could the scammer have said for the wife to hand over that much money it just doesn’t make any sense. FAKE

>>212746645
marriage is a scam

>>212746645
she will get a chunk of his assets too, the system is outdated and from a time where most women couldn't really earn

>>212746621
Oh yeah
Remember-
1. A lot of people, especially older femoids, have spent their whole adult life with their finances intrinsically linked with their romantic life, so if their "partner" asks for money, they freely give it over
2. There's a lot of horny people in their manic phase out there

>>212746441
Someone that wealthy wouldn't post this on reddit

310

Ummm 302

how is this thread still up

>>212751546
dunno

>>212744575
same, but since february of 2018

>>212746463
he was a charming film actor, you're warhammer player

would
I could save her

wrong image
would bnuunyposter
SEEEX

>>212754802
>>212754802

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