>americans will never know the joy of pinching the end of your foreskin and balloon it out with piss until it bursts like a water balloon
i know we like to meme on them but spare a thought about how sad their reality really is....

>>212744196 (OP)
I actually was born here and have a foreskin but Ive never done that before because I have problems peeing and touching my penis while peeing is too distracting for me to be able to get a stream started.

>>212744196 (OP)
I have my foreskin but ive never done that. Should i?

Used to pissbomb my classmates in the showers like that after PE, man we'd have fun having pissbomb wars and exploding on each other, good times

We have a word for that, when you bomb other people: https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/kissbomb

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>>212744273
VGH the Nordic spirit...

>>212744222
>>212744273
What is wrong with you people?

>>212744196 (OP)
See? I do svffer in my cunt.

>>212744281
>>212744356
What, it washed off in with the shower

>>212744196 (OP)
My parents loved me so they didn't mutilate me the second I came out of the womb luckily