Cheetos sandwich edition

FAGGOT

i never made the connection between cheeto and cheetah (the mascot) until I was like 24yo

Cheetos sandwich rap

is watching roasties on insta considered porn /cum/pies?

I can't be racist, I used to play MTG with a black guy. Liked him too much to hate them.

>>212744672
holy shit

jason going down the bbc pipeline

>>212744693
She'd be so hot if she had a penis

>>212744685
No but it'll make you horny and crave porn

>>212744690
and let me guess your dog is black too?

>>212744690
what deck/format?

>>212744690
Marjorie Taylor Greene is played by a black guy?

>>212744672
https://youtu.be/Tq4N1LOWEVw?t=32

Uh oh I'm having a panic attack

>>212744714
Green/black command deck

>>212744719
God damn you beat me to it haha

>>212744722
what is that like?

>>212744697
>>212744719
i know

>>212744728
It sucks man

I love farting I can't lie.

>>212744722
panic attacks when the calm defense walks in

>>212744722
why are you panicking?

>>212744743
>>212744746
Scared of brain aneurysms for no reason :(

>>212744741
I like when I have one of those really long refreshing farts, makes me feel lighter and happier

>>212744722
That shit sucks. Hang in there buddy

Me: I think I'm going to take my own life
Lin-Manuel Miranda AI Chatbot: You don't even know what it's like to die (die)
You would lose the only thing you have at all... unless? (unless)
If I can prove that reincarnation is real would never tell a soul, what you saw?
Me: Are you tell me I'll be born Indian?
Lin-Manuel Miranda AI Chatbot: Is that a yes?

>>212744734
no I literally just made the connection from your post

After having extensively used chatgpt, I have come to the conclusion that it's only useful if you factcheck everything it says

>>212744719
I miss Mihai... I hope he's still alive

If I could meet Lin-Manuel Miranda I'd tell him that his career peaked that one time he was on Collegehumor

>Kash Patel is dating a jewish woman who literally worked for Mossad then Prager
That's SOOOOOO funny

>>212744778

>>212744786
I'd tell him his life peaked when Immortal Technique dropped him into a garbage can as a teen

>>212744722
>t. Puss in Boots

I wish I didn't have adhd bros

>>212744803
>Politician is a pandering twat who just acts in the interest of the oligarchy
Damn who'd a fucking thunk?

>>212744803
god tier cosplay right there

Any moustache-havers in /cum/? Would you recommend it?

>>212744834
I hate facial hair so no

Anyone have the picture of the cute Anne Frank looking girl giving the middle finger to the camera

>>212744813
yeah it sucks but it's not all bad. i've thought about it and honestly without it, I wouldn't be "me". and I really like myself. so it's part of the package, yknow

>>212744834
I have a stash, I'd only recommend it if you eat mostly solid non-greasy food. If your food is messy in any way you'll need to comb that shit ASAP.

>>212744834
yes but only with a beard

What’s having ADHD like? If you had to sum it up somehow?

>>212744849
That's a good way of looking at it, thanks.

>>212744834
My moustache is the best part of my facial hair but it makes it hard to eat when it gets long. Like it gets impossible to eat burgers and sandwiches and that kind of stuff without eating your own moustache too.

>>212744865
There is never an empty moment in my head. My inner monolog is constantly running at a mile a minute. I often get distracted, or forget where I put small important objects like my phone.

>>212744865
in summary i want attention so i pretend to have mental problems

>>212744865
for me, its that i frequently get engulfed in my thoughts and i lose track of the real world

Got the queens of the stone age on

>>212744834
if youre gonna take care of it and groom it yeah. guys who can grow nice facial hair but dont care about it are better off clean shaven.

>>212744834
it's a per-person basis. i've seen some people that need one ASAP, some others that need it removed ASAP

>>212744897
Yeah nice great band

>>212744897
epic

>>212744897
Nice
I'm listening to The Human League
May be entering a new wave phase, we'll see

>>212744659 (OP)
I remember trying this and liking it although Popeyes and chicfila have better fhcickeb sandiwhxesxhes.

Orcas are offering humans fish for some reason

I'm trans-racial
My pronouns are ching, chang, and chong
I got my penis surgically minimized
Accept me for who I am

goodnight

>>212744967
They're preparing us for the future fish economy

Man has really been crafting that one since 2015 and thought it was funny enough to post now

>>212744971
I’ll respect your identity but only if you do the accent too

>>212744976
Goodnight

>>212744976
gn

>>212744980

>>212745002
LOL

>>212745002
me on the right

>>212744989
DAMN MONGORIANS BURNING DOWN MY SHITTY WOK!!

new york times eh

>Brother took me out for dinner
>I'm deaf so we were talking in ASL
>Some old woman stopped at the table and asked us why we were shaking our hands like that, brother told her that I was deaf
>She said that I was too young to be deaf and walked away angrily
Bitch, the fuck does that genuinely mean?

still can't believe Elmo is on the winning (anti-jew) side of history ...

>>212745051
you ARE too young to be deaf what is your problem bro

>>212745051
Women should be killed en masse.

>>212745055
>the winning (anti-jew) side of history
Jews have literally controlled all governments, banks, and academies in the entire world for centuries, they won. You just gotta learn to live in a Jew world, Paco

https://www.primetimer.com/features/elmos-x-account-was-reportedly-hacked

>>212745051
If you’re so deaf, then how can you read my post? Gotcha mothafucka

>>212745055
kek

just remembered I have tortellini in the freezer

we eatin GOOD tomorrow,boys

>>212745051
Based old cunt.

Phoneberg is forcing me to do an update and interrupting my reading.

just downed a delicious glass of 2% milk

milk is gross

>>212745051
>>212745051
Prove your deaf write your next post out in sign language

somebody a couple houses down left their dog outside and fell asleep like a retard it's been barking for like 3 hours should I walk over and say something

i don't identify as white

>>212745256
Don't be a hero bud

Bros... The gen Z stare...

I would drink milk if it came out a woman's breast directly, but society wants me only to drink milk originating from a cow's udder.
And even then I still have to drink it in a glass only after homogenization
I just think it's getting ridiculous

>>212745261
there's such a nice breeze right now though i don't wanna close my window

sneed?

>>212745270
???

feed?

Going to the thrift store today hell yeah

seed?

>>212745291
this is fucking awesome

white people be like "i'm so quiet and respectful"

>>212745278
be a karen and call animal control and they'll be so embarrassed they won't leave their dog out again

>>212745298
That's right

the oldest gen z people are 30 years old

taking a pomodoro break

just did a mega piss

I just want the killings in Ukraine to stop

>>212745299
do you identify as white?

taking a homodoro break

>>212745329
i used to support Russia but now i hate Putin but also i still hate Zelenskyy

deens

>>212745318
29 year old zoomie reporting for duty

never cared about ukraine me
the war's just cool to watch

>>212745352
what the fuck there's no way zoomies are 29 you're trolling

>>212745350
go on...

>>212744672
I thought 7up was called Zup

>>212745350
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlORfF81ZHM

>>212745366
it depends, some people say 1996 is millennial but I feel more in common with gen z, I was in high school when snapchat came out and my first non-slide/flip phone was the iphone 4 but i still played n64/snes/ps1/ps2, etc as a kid and spent a lot of time outside ridings bikes.

>>212745403
>spent a lot of time outside ridings bikes.
I like how uncs say that kids don't do that anymore in my city every Friday and on the weekend theres gangs of kids riding on their bicycles all over town

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfJJXIr1gzQ

alright I pull up

>>212745449
of course, the kids will always be alright, everything the uncs say was also said about them at some point, even our parents generation were called slackers (gen x)

>>212745299
Would you clap Sandy's cheeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbpEbbqIHno

there's 0 people playing auric at 4am on a monday

>>212745508
I think they do get too little exercise on average, but yeah in general you're right

>>212745519
purin sexo

suffering

>>212745175
>he reads on his phone
>pukepepe.gif

>>212745526
Fmk: pearl, sandy, Ms puff

woke up at 2:30am should i stay up or try to sleep more

Women with short hair are the best btw

Had to call it an early night because McDonald's systems messed up and they couldn't receive any orders so all I was getting was McDonalds orders and it was fucking up my stats

>>212745625
are you indian

sociopaths breeding like flies nowadays

>>212745602
There's nothing wrong with reading on my phone. Grow up.

>>212745639
Wym, women always breed a lot

>>212745633
No but I did deliver a pizza to an Indian person tonight

>>212745650
hot

business idea, grab a skateboard and ride on the highways for as long as possible challenge

>>212745592
you're a disgusting paedophile freak

if i am ever in France imma beat your nigga ass up ;(

Business idea: if you give me $500 I'll give you my other business ideas

>>212745650
I just like my balls slapped does that count as cbt

finna eat the cadbury chocolate in a few minutes

speak for yourself

>>212745650
me in the blue shirt but as the other guy in the 4th panel

>>212745617
go to sleep

>>212745709
i got my 8 hours though

girls dont like holding hands dough

>>212745729
There are many different girls out there with different preferences

the thought of holding hands pisses me off

need gf
tfw no gf

Spinster is in the green shirt

I'm enjoying the bachelor lifestyle for now

I want to drink again

>>212745784
It's like 8 in the morning there

>>212745764
Ok incel

>>212745798
I'm handsome
I'm turning women down these days

whats with the french flag, is it an american oversees?

Are you giving your local tranny the (physical) love she deserves?

>>212745837
I think he's Egyptian

>>212745790
9am here so you're fucking with me
unless there's an us state I wasnt aware of
and drinking as soon as 6am is the best experience you can put yourself through.

>>212745839
if by love you mean vicious beatings and cyanide, yes

jason...

>>212745837
He's Algerian and he posts similarly to our beloved neet Brazilian

whats with the north american flags, are they europeans oversees?

>beloved

>>212745842
his english reads almost natural and cohesive. very impressive.

>twitter foot goddess texts me in the middle of the night with a selfie and says she misses me
I need to dial down my rizz
Going to meet her in two weeks (not paid before anyone asks…she even flies here to see me)

>>212745867
one day you will trip and fall on your mouth and pop your lip open
even break a tooth or two. I wont be here to see it but I'd feel it somehow that you hurt yourself thousands of miles away and I'd be very satisfied
nigger

>>212745873

too many north american posters in here.
keep it down dirtbags

>>212745895
I thought you had a gf

>>212745839
I like the idea of looking and dressing like a girl, but I am comfortable with my gender. In fact, I would I could do all that and still have a penis.

>212745917
>Goes in the NA thread
>It's full of north american posters

>>212745924

>>212745991

losing my butt virginity to an electric toothbrush

new soyence just dropped

posted it again award

i'm nervous

>>212746053
same sis

>>212746110

>>212746071
>The chaos symbol
Also it is kinda interesting that the solar system is within a low-density bubble since that might give some insight into how common Earth-like planets may be, in this case suggesting that they'd be exceptionally rare.

meaning, last time i ever share my feelings to /cum/

>tfw watching a cam girl and her music stops for an ad break regularly
whores have no business sense these days...

meanie*

the taco meat momberg served tonight tasted like plastic

ur moms taco tasted like old fish

>>212746172
I cook better than your mom

>>212746182
no you dont

>>212746154
Haha imagine if that happened while you were cumming and gave you blue balls

i miss joe brandon

pico de gallo

farted a mighty toot

sniffed a mighty toot

man im freezing cold

Might go to bed soon, idk though

man im blazing hot

>>212746244
turn ur AC on

go to sleep and never wake up

i have AC on and it feels good

>>212746254
No thanks

you wake up at 6am because this is what the liberal market has wired your nerves to do for optimal returns of the exploitation of your person.
6 is the most reasonable acceptable limit for consented alienation.
Before that, the time starts with a 5am and it's an other realm of productivity that is associated with either discipline when done by financially independant free humans or with misfortunate slavery for the working class who has to wake up this early for various reasons ranging from commute distance or the specific needs of the industry that employs their bodies.
6 is the last psychological and symbolic limit that people feel comfortable with when confronted to their enslavement.
And in most of the cases a culture of morning routine has emerged to cope with such a condition to associate optimal preparation of the body for a day of productivity for the sake of the market and at the same time to imbue this time with a simulacrum of meaning, of stability, an identity also, humans feel comfort in viewing the ceremonies they do over and over again as part of their intimate identity. stretching, cooking sunny side eggs exactly the same way every time, doing coffee a certain way, swallowing vitamins, even going for a jog...
anyway this culture of trying to make this time that was robbed from your sleep a moment you have some control over through your own landmarks even though it is not your time anymore.
the day was taken from you and the next ones for decades to come.
But when you wake up at 6am and crack open a bottle of high proof lager first thing in the morning. You regain your freedom, you get to be in charge again. By simply impairing yourself you bring your productivity down for the day and revolt against the requirements forced onto you.
it's the first act of the day and it is revolt
And with the buzz you become impervious to any shaming tactic, any punishment system the market has for the disobedient.
You become invincible

Just hit my weed vape man I'm tootin'

did not read

This evening, against all odds, I smoked the correct amount of weed to be chilling for once. When I smoke less it’s boring and when I smoke more I get scared lol.

i support people from third world countries immigrating illegally to the US

>>212746299
what scares you

you guys convinced me. i will buy a bottle of red lable in the afternoon

>>212746303
i support this

>>212746309
Dying randomly

Unironically where do I get a 9-5 in an office? Like, I want one of those jobs where half of it could have just been an email. The only jobs I've had have been retail, construction, or warehouses. I want those computer jobs that people keep bitching about.

>>212746318
you wont have a chance to realize what happened

>>212746309
It’s just anxiety I think

the cadbury is making my mouth water

>>212746338
This isn't reassuring!

>>212746389
Have it with a side of cadmium

>>212746404
>Cadmium is a soft, bluish-white metal that is toxic and known to cause cancer
rude

>>212746389
Cadbury chocolate is garbage.

cranberry hours

>>212746452
i prefer fazer but its only sold at ikea

>>212746504
i love how visually clear old games are

>my face when

niggas be like
"this chocolate too spixy"

do you prefer it when she has a bigger cock than you

>>212746504
Is that Lego Island?

one day ill own one of her paintings

>>212746484
Picrel is my absolute favourite chocolate. Unfortunately one single bar is like ten bucks now and I never see them anymore anyways, but gyatt damn were the strawberry and Oreo flavours delishus.

Otome a SHIT, /cum/ is an Ayame general

>>212746525
I’m a real reactionary when it comes to this kind of thing because I actually prefer girls that got vaginers, jah feel?

>>212746526
yee

>>212746538
>strawberry and Oreo
i refuse

>>212746534
That day will never come

how arizone kept iced tea 99 cents

>>212746561
her cheapest painting is 2k

>>212746518
>mfw its bigger than mine

>>212746566
An Arizona iced tea is like $1.50 here at the cheapest.

why does this thread always die at 4am

>>212746649
It's 1 am

>>212746657
its 4am in real america

>dubbed anime
do normies FUCKING really

>>212746668
California is America's America

>>212746581
>picrel
How I'm tryna be.

>>212746671
sometimes the subs go too fast

>>212746677
California is Americas m*xico

>>212746640

>>212745924
It is our sins that make us human…

>>212746695
what's wrong with that?

America is California's California.

>>212746677
we out here

>>212746708
Come on bro how would you feel if she cheated on you

>>212746713
Nobody likes Mexico

>>212746724
he would like it

>>212746719
This bear looks like he enjoys honey

>>212746688
bro.

Getting edibles tomorrow in my California city

>>212746719
This bear is me when I beg for the smallest crumb of pussy

>>212746729
this guy does
https://www.tiktok.com/@latindreamer.aki

>>212746729
back to your sudaca shithole then

>>212746735
our bears are PPOWERFUL

>>212746735
He prob enjoys bussy

Goodnight bros
Great late night posting sesh

>>212746671
I exclusively watch dubbed anime. Most of it is fine. People give subbed a pass because they can't even tell if the japanese is good or not since they don't speak the language. And the few anime where the dub really isn't on par with the subbed usually the bad dub adds to the charm. The only thing I hate about dubbed is the tiny pool of voice actors and their pitiful range.

>>212746581
that's pretty cheap, but it's shit so I can see why

>>212746834
its not shit i like how it looks like something from my dreams

East Asian women are def superior to white women

>>212746593
well I hope it's bigger than yours...

>>212746862
Everyone and everything is superior to you, you pedophile

>>212746891
get his ass

>>212746862
only a pedophile would be attracted to this

https://files.catbox.moe/wci17b.mp4

US civil war 2026
Canada-US war 2027
Collapse of the United States 2028
Canadian civil war 2030
The Great One North American Nation of the Proletariat 2033
GONANP-China war 2038
GONANP-China treaty 2041
Chinese One World Government 2050

>US civil war 2026
>Canada-US war 2027
>Collapse of the United States 2028
>Canadian civil war 2030
>The Great One North American Nation of the Proletariat 2033
>GONANP-China war 2038
>GONANP-China treaty 2041
>Chinese One World Government 2050

The people who get upset about being told to stop talking about Epstein are the same ones who would tell me to shut up about COVID even though that happened more recently

>>212746937
Forgiving and forgetting horrible injustices just because a bit of time has passed is a retarded heuristic.

/cum/ meetup in vegas Y/N?

>>212746989
This would cause a lot of mayhem I would expect.

>>212746989
YOU HAVE UNO

i want to buy some star wars action figures but i dont want to cross the line into becoming a full blown out in the open manchild

>>212746989
What does UNO stand for

Got a new fan on me not one of these busted old ones and I feel gooooooooood.

>>212746913
real sigma move

Epstein had bad taste in underage females btw

>>212747011
Bing-bing wahoo!

>>212747062
i dont play soytendo however

>>212746989
how the fuck do you bet on uno?

>>212747096
>lose $100M to the casino
>play the uno reverse card

theres a sticky spot on my desk

Just uninstalled Snapchat.

>>212746979
I agree. But I just get annoyed when people say they're tired of hearing about COVID and that they want to move on when that actually affected the average person across the globe, disrupted economies, and allowed governments to go full draconian. The Epstein thing, while an injustice to those who were trafficked, really doesn't affect the average person and people have been talking about it almost nonstop since Trump's first term. Don't get me wrong, I don't think people should stop talking about it but both issues involve the government/elites trying to tell people to just move on and forget about it while no one gets punished. I think both issues are still worth talking about.

>>212747270
Sorry I cummed on it

>>212747276
How about Snapechat and it’s for those retards who go to protests with “What Would Voldemort Do?” signs

>>212747280
nasty ass

ultra cum

finna join the ikea family membership

gn

waiting for brian to show tf up

>>212747276
I really dislike it was getting tons of fucking stupid notifications all of a sudden for tons of gay shit I don't care about.

would have deleted it but I have a few friends on there who only use it which is GAY

looking at some redditfags home pictures and every inch of his house is filled with toys and comic book memorabilia whats wrong with millennials?

I need to make a big fucked dick chinese. Make a big fucking dick, chinese, I’m fuckin gay too.

What the hell?
What the hell?
What the helly? Huh, huh
What the hell?
What the hell?
What the helly? Huh
What the helly?

What the Heliantte?
What the helly on?
What the helly Berry?
What the helly 'Burton?
What the helly 'Bron James?
What the helly Cyrus?

crazy how cringe niggas are and they just dont care

New
>>212747753

A diaperhead jeet delivered my pizza tonight. When he asked me how I was doing I was like good. And then I didn't tip. And then when he said bye I didn't say anything and just went inside.

>>212747769
are there anything but jeets in ganada now like damn

feel like doing drugs

le cheeto man

feel like shitting