Monday edition
>>212744659
i really need to install a washcloth in the bathroom. not the big one i shower in, the little one i poop in. i keep wanting one to cold-rinse my forehead.
I caught episode of Anthony Bourdain on TV randomly and got hit with a massive wave of nostalgia. I used to watch that show with my dad but I don’t even talk to him anymore. I should fucking kill myself haha just kidding I should get my life together actually is what I meant to say.
>>212748931Oh that's fucking delicious
>>212748931do you like andrew zimmern
>>212748898You poop in a washcloth?!
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>>212749015see, i knew i was opening myself up to something. as i was typing that, some little critter was tickling my brainstem, "they're gonna poke fun!", but i couldn't figure why. glad my insincts were right, even if my grey matter was too slow.
I'm sooo bored might not even go to the thrift store because I feel ugly
I have nothing to say but I want to POST
>>212748948Wooohoo
>>212748976No idea who that is
The Force is with you. But you are not a Jedi, yet.
kfc brought back their hardshell tacos
>>212749321noooo you're so cute
>>212748946It's really great. If you can afford to I highly recommend it. When I considered it I saw so many people online say how lonely and sad they got living alone. That has not been my experience at all. It's the most freeing feeling ever having your own space.
>>212748931I hope you will find peace. Even if just for a little while.
>>212749321Sounds fun
>>212749634Powerful... I'm in awe!
>>212749712I'm not
>>212749764I'm hunting for a crt tv
>>212749134The joke’s on myself anyway; pretending to be retarded
>>212749621halloween? God, don't scare me like that, you made me check.
>>212749764https://youtu.be/U9OQAySv184
>>212749856you will never find one at a thrift store unless you also have a time machine. in fact you're more likely to find a time machine.
>>212749925There's a picture in the thrift stores site from 3 years ago and it has a crt
>>212749856>crt tvThat's gonna be a tough one. Maybe better luck checking online locally. I think my parents have one in their basement still.
>>212749882Good morning.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GNth4yhlffU
>>212747753 (OP)Found $5 in the community dryer. I'm feeling lucky today
>>212750060I know it's easier to find them online but it will be fun going through the thrift stores in town
>>212750181Wish I had a friend to go thrifting with
Wish I had a bish on my dicc
>>212750520>jahhttps://youtu.be/mJyX1DzVqTI
>>212750527You got a GF don't you
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You think the Temu chink who whipped this up had a good laugh making it?
>>212750563Yes actually I don’t even want to have sex rn I just wanted to post something
My penis is still a bit sore from yesterday’s sex
I work for Big Gun but hate firearms
>>212750602Did she tug on your foreskin with her feet
>>212750662Meee when I work for a defense contractor
Ok I'm not going to the thrift store today false alarm folks
>>212751395Why bother ? What's out there worth waking up for?
Usually feel pumped up late at night, but I just feel like shit, maybe the planets are in the wrong alignment
Just got done feeding catberg, catstein, and catblatt
It ain't a simile when I say I don't like you
>>212752322They live outside
I like french women but I don’t think the6 like me much. I’m too western canada, unsophisticated.
these militia niggas are hopeless. gonna disband them all 2bh
>>212752857That was supposed to say “they” and I’m not sure how I typed a 6
>go to buy something at the gas station
>the gen Zer behind the register's face when
>>212752877Why are you trying to cover up who the 6 is
It’s a rainy day, folks. Or maybe it’s not out where you live. But either way. stay cozy.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I4xw_Dx0pIg
>>212753018Sometimes people call Toronto “The 6”
>>212752886please explain this meme
>>212753072he made up a scenario so he had an excuse to post a picture of a pokemon he thought was cute
>>212753061Interesting
>>212753065You fucked up
>>212753072Gen Z stare or some shit because they're all on drugs or something I don't get it either
Just had a powerful explosive painful fart
>>212753072https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/gen-z-stare
>>212753609quite literally just a carbon copy of the fluoride stare
Americans don't suffer and nothing you can say will change my mind
sisterberg's friend got period blood on the toilet
>>212753783honor kill her
>>212753718yeah it's not half bad here
suck my cock
>>212753718We're the ONLY ones who can suffer
i am a staunch anti papaya lobbyist
https://x.com/BruhMeister993/status/1943953153243984182
>>212754285I never hit dogs anymore after I was tried to get killed
Extremely bored and feel Ill I should have gone to the thrift store
Momberg said I shouldn't ride my bicycle to the thrift store uhhh racist much?
if this nigga don't stfu about the thrift store istg
>>212754501You won't do shit
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COFE TIME BROS
New clothes are coming this Friday whoop whoop
>>212753783Is she single does she need a man like me
Who’s gonna pay for the wall?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who’s gonna pay for the wall?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Again, who’s gonna pay for the wall?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Whoooo’s gonna pay for the wall?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
All together now, whooooooo’s gonna pay for the wall?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Loud enough for them south of the border to hear: whoooooooooo’s gonna pay for the wall?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
Who?!
>MEXICO!
[proceeds to do funny dance to The Rolling Stones’ “Start Me Up;” boomers go apeshit]
>>212754682congrats jason. gotta enjoy the few triumphs in life, lil guy
Still thinking about the smore mcflurry I had on Friday
>>212754682my government can do whatever it wants with my taxes, that's in small letters
need weed but don't feel like going to the dispensary
really miss florida, weed delivery was based
>>212754764hmmmm, like bribing the cartels to not shoot them when theyre out of office?
think it going to the wall would be a better use of money
>>212754788you should start a business right there with that idea, here we have alcohol delivered to our houses, weed is illegal
>>212754788What do you need weed for
>>212754823To loosen my anus when Tyrone comes over
>>212754818unironically have considered it but I would have to grow weed for it to be viable which I can't safely do in an apartment
>>212754823to get high man, what do you think?
>>212754801probably, but I doubrt that wall thing is ever going to happen, you can only dream tho
>>212754735kek absolutely incinerated that incel
>>212754847>to get high man, what do you think?oh youre an addict
shame
We won't need a wall if the army just shot every Mexican that tried to cross the border
>>212754885why is it a shame? we have no personal relationship, you have no reason to concern yourself with what I do
look at them seethe & cope now. this is too ez
>>212754847>unironically have considered it but I would have to grow weed for it to be viable which I can't safely do in an apartmentyou can do the following
1) arrange a deal with a dealer that you are gonna be buying lots of weed as your business grows so you can get better pricing
2) offer your services that you get paid a commission to deliver weed
3) to pay you fix price like a worker for delivering all day
that's how tortillerias do it here with their delivery guys
>>212754904Because its sad to see people lose their lives to drugs. Drugs killed community and you are a living representation of that
reminder that blumpf is still a jew owned bitch. come at me jason. whatchu got
Where's Brian to make this thread actually interesting damn
>>212754942But Trump owns your president... who is a jew...
>>212754932>Drugs killed communityTell that to the Germans and the Ir*sh with their most lethal drug of all (alcohol.)
>>212754921>arrange a deal with a dealerI haven't spoken to a dealer since I was 13 desu
I have a friend who grows but he lives in another city or I would try to work something out with him
>>212754932>lose their lives to drugsI'm in my second year of college (fully covered by financial aid), have a full-time job, have been lifting weights for 6 years and am at my fittest, and have my own apartment and car
which part of this is losing my life?
hitler and the wehrmacht invented pervitin (crystal meth) btw
>>212755011>which part of this is losing my life?You're losing your future and you don't even know it.
>>212755019Bitch it's 10am and update your itoddler device
>>212755033I'm losing my future by getting a degree? By making money? By having security?
Please elaborate.
>>212755011>>212755049im so sick of people like you
youve been fed a damned lie
this what painfully average people turn into when they get a "redpill"
>>212755049>Please elaborate.You're forming a dependency on a drug. As in you are forming a weakness. If there ever comes a time when you can't have your addiction then you will crumble and lose it all. It happens all the time and is why we have such a homeless crisis
>>212755123You sure love talking a lot, do you want to compare bank accounts and we can see who is losing their future?
first attempt at a goshy post
Nigga forgot health is wealth
>>212755132>You sure love talking a lotYou asked me a question, but considering you're an addict it's not surprising you already forgot.
>do you want to compare bank accountsYou already admitted you're on financial aid, so there isn't really any point in that is there.
>>212755164Yikes! Someone call Dr. Joseph Goebbels.
>>212755184Correct, I'm on financial aid and don't have to spend money on college, allowing me to further compound my money.
Come on, anon, surely you have more money than an addict, right?
>>212755044Okay thank you my friend
Broke: Health is wealth
Woke: Wealth is health
Bespoke: ...wealth is health
>>212755207I made 6 figures as a framing carpenter but even if I was working at McDonalds I would still be wealthier than anybody receiving charity.
Anyone who says wealth isn't everything is a gay liar
>>212755244Sure you did, provide proofs.
>>212755252I would trade all my wealth for a wife and kids thoughever
>>212755261I don't take demands from a junkie, especially not one on gibs
>>212755278Yet you'll let a junkie occupy your mind enough to argue with them for 20 minutes straight. Curious...
>>212755273Wealth will definitely get you one women are always looking for a stable provider
>>212755289What can I say, I care about community and I try help people who are struggling and set them on the right path. Doesn't always work out but all you can do is try.
>>212755324There is not a single solitary soul that asked for your help; take your savior syndrome to a hardware store and buy some rope.
>>212755367I wanna go back to 2008
>>212755348It's normal for you to lash out at somebody trying to help you in a way that isn't just handing you things so you can buy more drugs. I understand that it's just the addiction talking and hopefully this conversation will wake you up enough to see that too.
>>212755391I repeat: not a single soul has asked for your help.
Bro this pothead is seething hard lol
>>212755458concession accepted
>losing to a junkie
for me, it's the fiat 3000 tank
>>212755458He's probably just having withdrawals
>>212755494When you die from a fent overdose I'll piss on your grave
>>212755300Yet I’m still a khhv despite having a well paying job and a nice car and ability to afford a house.
>>212755385but that's after everything started turning to shit
I was a communist for a while. Laugh all you want, but I did get some pussy out of it.
seriously can this general have any degree of sophistication
populated by low class uneducated twats
>Jason? Brian? Urkel?
>Who are all these people you're muttering about?
Are they your friends?
>>212755660not that unsual, leftist girls are the biggest whores so if you simp for their idiot causes the odds are in your favour that one of them will open up for you
Does Urkel still post? I feel like he'd get accused of being Jason a lot.
>>212755760no urkel got buck broken
>>212755722friends? lol no honey just a couple of hiv positive trannies with internet access
I got way too drunk and high but I can’t undo it now. Might as well enjoy the ride.
>>212755644Not for me everything went bad in 2012
>>212755925For me, its 2019
>>212755940What happened sweetheart
It's bright as hell in my room without curtains. I can feel the indirect sunlight warming my back as I lay turned away from the window on my phone.
I think I read somewhere this is better for the sleep rhythm or something, but I think I'll need like one of those Chinese or hospital partitions to put between the window and computer while gaming.
If I could redo my life I would stop my parents from home schooling me during middle school that completely ruined my life
>>212755940>2019christ everything so was unbelievably shit by then I can't imagine that. everything went pretty shit for me around 2012 when real life started.
This nigga gaming in the dark like a goblin!
Sometimes I find myself haunted
>>212756003trvthnvke
I did all 4 years of high school online and it butchered my social skills so badly that it took years to recover
>>212755957I lost somebody close and never recovered
>>212756009That was when i was finally hitting my stride, making great money in a good relationship and always happys
I went to public school all my years of k-12 and still socially retarded so I actually wish I was home schooled so I could’ve graduated earlier and be done with college earlier as well. My school district was so slow and didn’t allow much for quicker advancement
>>212756003>>212756085I was home schooled K-12 and I turned out fine.
>>212756211thank you for sharing I guess?
>>212756255Passive aggressive much?
There is an old man that follows my city's police's twitter account and he comments shit on every single post "IT WAS PROBABLY AN ILLEGAL ALIEN YOU NEED ENFORCE LAWS MORE!! NOT ENOUGH POLICE IN THIS CITY!!" I live in a very low crime area and 99% of the time they describe the person they're looking, its only like 1 post a week, now he's even started following other city services and leaving similar comments
incredibly sad to see someone who's like 65 years old and wasting their final moments on earth just completely mad 24/7 ranting on an app that didn't even exist for the majority of their life
>>212756288>someone who's like 65 years old and wasting their final moments on earth just completely mad 24/7 ranting on an appthat's like 80% of them tho
>>212756325and its sad and unnatural, after a certain age they should just take all technology from you
will mexico be saved by the trump wall?
>>212756288Posting on twitter is fast and easy and can be done anywhere. It's funny that you're feeling pity for some boomer.
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>>212756531nigga you quoted the posts in inverse order I don't want to hear anything about well-adjusted from you
>>212756559>inverse orderoh you're autistic too
My dreams are raining down glass, I sleep
>>212756288To be fair if you are 65+ years old you would literally see the country turn from 90% White to less than 60% in your lifetime. In a state like California or Texas probably an even more drastic change. I don’t blame him at all, watching your country and community rot to such levels is tragic. Hopefully all those third worlders get shipped back to their third world shitholes lest they turn our country into one
>>212755760He's Twitter famous, he doesn't need our attention anymore
Urkel really be getting like 10k likes on his thirst traps
US tax payers fund free healthcare in israel.
Crazy how no restaurant has been brave enough to release a shit burger. Until now! A stinking, steaming, hot mess of chunky delicious diarrhea on a bun you wish you tasted sooner! A finger licking pile of human feces overwhelming your senses and reminding you of that hot and sticky night. First order's free if you're LGBTQ or watch anime! Conditions and terms apply. Not for sale to normal people.
>>212756795yeah but they still need more money how much have you donated today
>>212756795If she was an illegal she could just walk in a hospital and get the US taxpayers and people with insurance to cover it too. Sad
by what right does the wolf judge the lion?
>>212756762What is his Twitter again? I remember when he blew up on there back in the day but every time I try to find him I search “nigga anime” or “buff nigga anime” and it’s usually weird porn shit
>>212756795An american citizen was beaten to death in Israel this weekend as well and america first man will do nothing about it because he's pro Israel killing americans
>>212757068wolves and lions don't even live on the same continent nigga are you high
I need to get out of bed and tinkle and shower and get a drink and do my gacha dailies/weeklies and stuff.
Brb
my stomach burns if anyone cares
>>212757146Don't you need to get ready for work bro? Or are you a work from home Chad like the rest of us?
guess no one cares about my stomach burning why do i even come here if everyone ignores me?
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>>212757286ok ill be the same way when you come here crying about your gay little problems fuck you
>>212757150do you want me to cum in or on your tummy? my semen has soothing and healing powers
I just experienced a great work of art
>>212757175jason is a neet
10 pesos says ghislaine maxberg gets suicededed
Connor McGregor is hung 0_0
>>212757433Yeah hell yeah bro what was it?
>>212757319That's the spirit, kid
>>212757452What does he do for money though?
>>212757483gibs and his mom buys food
I'm a slut for BAC (Big American Cock)
>>212757506I still don't really get how NEETs can exist like that, how their parents don't just kick them out or force them to work in order to live there.
>>212757553his mom is an enabler
>>212757553He is extremely mentally ill and so is his mother
>>212757469that's like 6 and a half. that's not hung
>>212757475I'm currently reading the Iliad in the original Greek. I just finished a portion of book 3
>>212757553he was homeschooled. if anything his single mom is to blame for how much of a stunted creep he is now
>>212757653That’s super cool.
hate when people say they don't "get" something that required no understanding whatsoever
Goals for today:
1) shower
2) eat 2300 calories or less
3) fruit collagen smoothie
4) 10k steps
5) lift
>>212757919for me, its the purple chips
>>212757919where are the condoms?
>>212757649He would destroy my butthole
>>212757919>5 bigotesheh... bigotes...
Disgusting faggots gtfo you're not welcome here
>tfw finally seeing gains from lifting
>>212758149>>>/lgbt/ is an anti gay safe space
Goals for today:
1) forget God and be deaf to his voice
2) renounce being whole and tear myself apart
3) laugh in excess in the face of the eternal night
4) ten thousand cuts on my flesh
5) fall
It’s fun raiding with real friends for once but probably going to quit wow for real this time because other than raid all they want to do is mythic+ which is boring as shit to me. Not worth the $15 per month.
I love God and Jesus Christ, my Lord and Savior
>>212748931Anthony Bourdain did NOT kill himself
>>212758321Private servers are infinitely better.
>>212758226How do Nafris celebrate the French National Day?
Grilled some steak and hotdogs yesterday
Shall be eating leftover steak today
Also whoever said woman is the negro of the world was right
Most Americans of primarily Sub-Saharan extraction will only eat well done steak just like women
>>212758436/fit/ on suicide watch
>>212758436I think we should just leave the Taliban alone
Unlike Al-Qaeda they just like bombing Iran and Pakistan
https://youtu.be/c18441Eh_WE
https://youtu.be/c18441Eh_WE
https://youtu.be/c18441Eh_WE
>>212758482They want to annex part of Pakistan so I support them
If it hurts one of the Jeet nations (Pakijeets, the Indo-Jeet also known as the True Jeet, Srijeets, Banglajeets, and Maldijeets) I support it
>>212758550Seems more appropriate for /g/ thoughever
>>212758393by fucking your mom
>need an old man’s personal email to send some documents to him
>ask for it
>he mutters out “SCPwriter” and some numbers at aol.com
Zamn this nigga probably got in early
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>>212758579if you leave all those groups unattended for too long shit will get to levels that endanger the entire human race, that's the problem. pakis and indians have nukes, and given they're not known for good impulse control it'd be some insane shit if they ever did use them.
Why do thirdies always start to insult your mom/sister when they run out of arguments?
Let’s all move to Ngerulmund, Palau
>>212758685Lmao how do people not have burner emails for that embarrassing shit? I have like 15 email addresses I couldn’t imagine only sticking with 1
>>212758728I think the best thing we, as in all of humanity, can do about the Jeet Question would be arsenic in the international curry powder supply
>>212758737there was no argument
>>212758772>tfw was only 8 years old when I made my gmail account but somehow had the forethought to make it my first and last name at gmail
>>212758804But it's such a low class move to make sexual comments about the female relative of another man.
>>212758597Not really, they don't even use computers they use tranny linux laptops
>>212758843your mom is low class
Indians be like
>*smells like doo doo*
>>212758869Your president f*cked underage girls on a private island.
>>212758965No he didn’t
He said he didn’t and I believe him
>>212758833I tried that but my name was taken already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3DPWNZgLD8&list=RDB3DPWNZgLD8&start_radio=1
gonna sell my phone award
>>212758976Then you are very naive, anon.
magalards have two settings:
defending trumpstein because everything trumpberg does is 8d chess and only magaweenies understand him
or
i never supported him. haha are you still talking about politics? loser why dont you grow up and stop talking about politics
>>212759152Nah I just think the most important topic is immigration and deporting third worlders. Don’t agree with all his shit but he is a much better option than Kamala or Biden or anyone else that ran
>>212759152politics are gay but this post is actually based
>>212759034My dad made me make an email on April 1st 2004 when gmail first started because he thought there would be a limit to free accounts
>>212759067No it’s true
He said if and I trust him explicitly
>>212759152He never did anything wrong but I never supported him I just agree with everything good he’s done but nothing bad he’s done I don’t regret voting for him three times but I didn’t even vote so don’t blame me libtard
thats jason attempt at not sounding mad
Phone has said “flood watch” for 3 days now and it’s only drizzled
>>212759338Is Jason a magapede? I thought he was a tranny lover homo?
Donald Trump has a the greatest president to ever exist he has never done anything wrong simple as
Real mfers know Jason does not vote
Extremely pessimistic about the trajectory of my life
>>212759450I'm somewhat optimistic about mine
>>212759234My stance doesn’t follow either of the two things you said lmao. If you fully trust a politician to do 100% of the things they say and match your views 100% then you are actually retarded. I want Israel to be nuked off the face of the earth along with Palestine but i wouldn’t care if he gave $1 trillion to Israel if he could deport every last third worlder from the country. With politicians you can’t get everything you want unfortunately. Trump just has the right stance on the most pressing issue of our nation
i predict jason will warm up to jews before the year ends. this way he will be able to claim he never doubted trump and shield himself from further attacks.
Japanese niggas be like “Donaldo Trumpu-sama”
Have to go to the DMV today
I like how conservatives (rightly) demand every immigrant to assimilate except the Jews.
It's totally fine for you to serve a foreign military, talk freely about how you would sell America down the river for Israel, campaign city-wide bus ads to buy Israeli bonds, get your city officials to talk about Israeli politics, etc.
Could you imagine if Guatemalans did this?
Good as new. We are so back.
Forced conversion to Christianity would solve a lot of our issues
Atheism clearly hasn’t worked
Beginning to hate every aspect of 4chan.
There is one (1) out of the 6 boards I go to that isn't just a complete piece of shit littered with off-topic posts, bait, and general obnoxiousness.
>>212759612Latrinos basically do that. Someone that supports jews like that isn’t a conservative anyways so the point is retarded
>She still hasn't responded
>It's coming to 30 days soon
>She's active on her account
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Cos7id7HtE
>>212759694>>It's coming to 30 days soonWhat the hell is wrong with you people? If she doesn't respond after 48 hours, she's not going to respond at all.
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This nigga liftin weights with his dick
murder
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thread has taken a seriously grim turn
>yeah I’m totally conservative, I support infinite immigrants as long as they speak English and freedom, and fags are totally cool to marry brother!
How do people still fall for that shit
based janner got goshy quick
>>212759742The way that I would suck him and drain him until his balls look like raisins
little bit of venti in my life
>>212759735She was a slow responder previously, taking a few days for each of us to respond to each other, cause neither of us were on the site much. Of course, now I'm on it every day, checking if I got anything (I wont)
>>212759653I'd like to believe that everyone should be an agnostic, but it's clear that at least a third of Americans are too stupid to live without some priest telling them not to stab people, so I'll concede but it has to be like deism or calvinism at the very least. American evangelicals, on the other hand, should be exterminated.
Owned goshy so hard he resorted to posting his pedophilic fantasies again
I believe there is some kind of god simply because something had to create the atoms that created the big bang.
>>212759681Non-American nationalism is a serious threat to our future and the cultural mosaic should be stamped out. Everyone living in ethnic enclaves should be deported.
I believe there is a god, but that he constantly goes out of his way to mock and humiliate me
>>212757919Why do they have that black label? Do people acknowledge it?
>>212757922
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>>212759831based Venti enjoyer
310
Thread cuck *whistles* you know what to do, bitch
>Spur of the moment, buy a 30 dollar lottery ticket online
>Win 60 dollars
>Decide to buy two tickets with it
>with 70 each, got 140 dollars now
>put everything on the powerball
this is either a blunder or the best financial decision of my life
>>212760068I'm seething about my existence
My life is too based for me to seethe
I remember once in 7th grade my teacher said something about peanuts and some students giggled, he then started playing dum "hmm. whats so funny? peanuts are delicious" that freak knew exactly what he was doing.
>>212759939nice venti
here's one in return