Thread 212753050

Is their germ different from mainland germ? I know swiss germ is fucked up

>>212753050 (OP)
In German basements there's old furniture and stuff. That's all you need to know

austrians and bavarians use slavic R.
germans use french R.

>>212753050 (OP)
Yes, they're different.

>>212753050 (OP)
The accent is different. We also have different vocabulary for a lot of things, but unfortunately a lot of that is getting lost as German is getting more standardized through mass media.

>>212753106
pretty cool stuff happens in austrian basements

>>212754336
Such as?

>>212754336
Yet my basement remains empty

>>212754336
bullshit
nothing ever happens in this shithole of a cunt

>>212754629
>lives in the middle of mountains
>tall, blonde germanic
>you don't like mountains? Well here's Vienna one of the nicest cities in yurop with only 2 millions habitants
Shithole of a cunt he said

>>212753050 (OP)
of course, germany itself has regional accents that can be so extreme that it can be hard to understand someone

>>212754336
If you keep asking these questions, you gonna end up hanging yourself by accident like Epstein.

>>212753900
nothing wrong if the artificial culture of an artificial country gets reintegrated to the nation that it is fated to be annexed by as soon as foreign rule over the territory ends

>rural austrian
sounds absolute fucking retarded. Makes them sound like they are slow in their head
(Schwarzenegger)
>Viennese
makes them sound like they look down on you, arrogant and pompous
(Christoph Waltz)

>>212755466
can you immediately recognize that someone is from Austria by how he speaks or you can confuse it for Bavarian, Swiss or any other southern accent?
is there any word or phrase especially associated with Austrians in DACH sphere?

>>212757149
how is austrian standard german artificial?

>>212754421
you know..... stuff.

>>212757233
Not that anon, but bavarian, austrian and swiss sound very similar. Its all vaguely southern to me, but i am from the north so maybe people from the south can tell you more about the differences

>>212753900
yes, its sad. i love words like "fichtenmoped"

>>212757341
what's your native accent, Platt?

>>212757451
I speak standardized german, maybe a tiny hint of platt in there. Grandpa still spoke platt. Dialects in the north arent really a big thing anymore, especially when compared to more southern regions.

>>212755319
>tall, blonde
The Austrian average height is the same as in France and most of them have brown eyes

>>212753900
Ich sitze da über dem Stuhl

>>212757341
bavarian and austrian are similar. the dialect in swabia and baden and the swiss-german part of switzerland are also similar. there are words that are specific in some regions.

>>212757700
well, what are some region specific words?

>>212757755
my swiss-german speaking relatives in switzerland say "jope" for jacket or "boschte" when they go shopping. where i live we say "kittel" (for jacket) and "einkaufen" for shopping.
in austria they say "jänner" for january or "fenstertag" for "Brückentag" (bridge day?)

>>212757895
Oh interesting, yes thanks anon. Maybe polish anon reada this too, he seemed interested in all this
Boschte is very weird, the other words i kinda get, but boschte just sounds so different from einkaufen. Maybe its from french or italian? Just guessing

>>212758059
>Maybe its from french or italian? Just guessing
i also didn't know. it seems it comes from "Post (office)" and "einen Botengang erledigen":
https://www.srf.ch/radio-srf-1/mundart/mundartliche-einkaufswoerter-poschte-und-koemerle-einst-botengang-heute-einkauf

>>212758243
Huh how strange. But that makes sense yes. Love our little differences in language.

>>212753050 (OP)
I heard Austrians sound gay when they speak German

>>212758297
me too. its interesting how the language developed in the different regions.

>>212758335
i think it sounds nice. i heard an interview of an austian a few days ago. he lived in germany for a while and he said that people were super nice to him, because they liked his dialect.

>>212757895
latin month names are literally counterintuitive, we should just use iran's calendar

>>212753050 (OP)
Austrians be like
>Marillen
>Sessel (what they mean is Stuhl)
>Oida

>>212757895
>"kittel"
In Polen it means lab's coat for some reason. I know this word only because Doofenshmirtz wore it.

Captcha:WOGK4

>>212757755
Swiss German is very easily distinguished, though not by words, but by their specific accent and sound shifts
they fully implement the second German sound shift (leading to their kch sounds), they do not implement the new high German diphthongization (same as Low German btw), so you get things like "mys chlyses Huus" for "mein kleines Haus"
accent wise, Swiss German does not use glottal stops, making word boundaries hard to distinguish for Germans, and have a rising tone in non-question sentences
Austrian and Bavarian are much more easily confused, especially Lower Bavaria and flatland Austria
Tyrolean is extremely distinct, you can hear a Tyrolean accent from their breathing alone

>>212758438
>people were super nice to him, because they liked his dialect
I know a Swiss guy who tells the same
Security guy wanted to control him at the Oktoberfest, heard him talk "Oh, I didn't know you're from Switzerland, well go on then"

>>212763180
>In Polen it means lab's coat
That's also what it means in Northrhine Westphalia

>>212764438
pottery

Genuine question. What's the deal with austrians and scat?

As much as germans are stereotyped as scat maniacs it seems most of the notable coprophilics all come from Austria. Examples are Veronica Moser, Simon Thaur and the Funny Moustache Man

Why is that?

>>212764438
ugh my ruhrpolnisch bruder...

>>212757218
Viennese accent sounds homosexual to me.

>>212760689
>Erdäpfel

>>212760689
no Sessel is a Sessel, and Stuhl is shit

>>212766831
karotten

>>212765733
thats because it is, literally the worst accent in austria, super obnoxious and stuck up, or in its chav version super low iq sounding

>>212767364
?

>>212767364
germs who say "Möhren" unironically gehören standrechtlich erschossen desu

>>212760689
>Marillen
marelice
>>212757895
>my swiss-german speaking relatives in switzerland say "jope" for jacket
jopa

both are standard Slovene phrases, not even slang

>>212758335
thats posh viennese speaking high german. the average austrian that tries to speak high german sounds like a retard because high german has very different pronounciation, cadence, syntax and idiomatic expressions and it sounds comically to germans and is filled with missunderstandings.

>>212767383
Cope, no one cares about your hillbilly accent

>>212767383
Most be the posh one I'm thinking of then. It does sound like something of an effete aristocrat with a penchant for young boys.

>>212767792
I care

>>212753050 (OP)
Not really.

>>212767364
>melanzani
>kukuruz
>paradeiser

>>212753050 (OP)
it can sound substantially different, and there are numerous regional dialects and accents, and even within austria some regions may not fully understand each other

>>212770724
what the fuck would you know