Thread 212760341

you're all retarded edition

can any low IQ footy watchers explain to me what is going on in this pic?

poo smells lmao

bring back /brig/

wish I was in the Epstein flight logs

might get a 2:30am kebab in
fuck it all

i met my gf on /gif/

>>212760362
pes joke, millennial banter

Interesting how good of a whiteness test cricket is

They outlawed heterosexual attraction so now any posting about a woman you find attractive has to be routed through the female gaze (Peg me! Slap me!)

yhbe binhble

>>212760362
is london blue their name from Pro evo back in the day. maybe they think theyre talking to the game dev

i hate that cunt who links to old threads under the false pretense of it being the new

the lezzer gf

scranned 6 wanks already today at work and i have even finished

will probably wank another couple of times before bed

dick is raw but these bbw bitches are addictive

>>212760405
sybau retard

>>212760390
so the joke is brazilian side flamengo made pro evo?

>hehe who are you a game developer from the 90s?
chelsea might be retarded

brits are simply too educated for the current British economy, which doesn't require them anymore

>>212760341 (OP)
posting from the nonce botnet to see what it'll be like after the ofcom ban

>>>/sp/149787147
Howl

love windy days like this when the wind blows their little skirts up and you get a full view of their soft downy bum cheeks :)

You can now have your own AI waifu that dances and has phone sex with you on Grok

Christmas has come early for incels

>>212760470
can't tell who is England and who is India

>>212760492
this has never happened

>>212760466
What are you talking about

Sick of seeing them everywhere.

On the streets, in shops

Get them OOOOOOUUUUT

>>212760466
you better be on a vpn and private browser session they post 'p there

>>212760458
>japan, famous for suffering 30 years of economic stagnation
>britain somehow worse
holy shit I hate this dump so much why can't anything good happen to this country

Sven GORAN VPNsson

>>212760431
Need them charged with fraud by false representation
>>212760492
I would spank their arses so much it would begin to resemble a crispy red pepper

>>212760470
cant tell which side is even india

>>212760518
closed it now
hopefully no door knock

our economy is vape shops and takeaways

>>212760466
It's not a botnet, just a spamming script.

A botnet would reach thread limits in a couple seconds.

>>212760559
i'd shag them silly :)

>>212760496
I'd rather be a miserable incel than accidently get hooked on fake companionship

>>212760497
>>212760563
India batting

this woman was an aristocrat who grew up in a £100m house who threw it all away to go and live in the woods with her homeless rapist black boyfriend where they killed their baby. You literally have a 0.0000000000001% chance of being born into that life and some people choose to throw it in the bin

wash your berries Jewish person. plus you should do that anyway. and ask a rabbit about what berries you CAN eat, to not displease god

>>212760496
@grok saar is this true? verify now

no, seriously lads

why isnt this massive headline news?

https://news.sky.com/story/postman-jailed-for-23-years-after-beheading-girlfriend-13395550

>>212760613
>You literally have a 0.0000000000001%
not literally

>>212760577
we are all in on the takeaway economy

>>212760613
the power of vex quicktap

>>212760526
ZOG uniparty wants to implement genocidal conditions for the natives init

>>212760613
the blackie could have shagged prime 14-16yo tarts but he chose this old bpd hag bizarre behaviour

if you wash the berries for milk then it might not fuck up the milk I mean. plus there are pesticides on berries

>>212760613
She's in love with him Rorke. Not her fault the police and the establishment chased them and forced them to raise their child off grid.

>>212760627
It's a top story on every news site

>>212760627
postmen control every facet of british society

>>212760577
who buys from actual vape shops though? like theyre always empty

>>212760627
nobody cares about ugly quadroons being killed

cock out man speaks

>>212760580
you're not getting free residential IP addresses without a botnet

>>212760577
loads of haircutting shops for them round here too

>>212760526
Japan won

need controlling yandere gf who threatens to kill me if I ever leave her

>>212760405
and women find it just as annoying

>>212760627
Because he's white. If it was an Asian guy beheading a white woman it would be on the front page of every newspaper for months and when they finally stopped reporting on it Rorke would be screaming about how they memoryholed it

>>212760701
oh yeah expert on this stuff are you

>>212760627
why would incels do this

>>212760691
knew something was off, he was told not to say anything against the women who did the allegations, doesn't seem fair, he's innocent imo

>>212760725
yes i am generally tech literate because it's my job

what's the biggest bass you ever caught

I need to fuck Hilary Clinton 20 years ago

>>212760663
You joke but I reckon leftypol genuinely believes this. That Starmer's gov are running around lynching blacks and shit. The yanks legit think Trump is opening concentration camps for all the Hispanics and gays and Democrats and that. Over here they still won't shut the fuck up about Stephen Lawrence.

>>212760691
BBC let Saville get away with noncing for decades but are Greg gets his nobber out a couple times and it's career over

>Harry Potter TV series officially kicks off with first look at leading star
Still a speccy little git!

>>212760745
you don't have a job dtfic

>>212760745
lmao you don't have a job you're here 24/7

>>212760745
give a neet incel some cash

>>212760764
>The yanks legit think Trump is opening concentration camps for all the Hispanics

>>212760747
Things Bill Clinton never said

>>212760701
Ok but that doesn't mean the site gives one. If you're on about heathermong, he probably just has a regular dynamic IP.

>>212760776
gay little lesbian

>>212760764
Free to go where I like
If I look like I belong
If not, fuck off
Go on boy, move along
Remember Stephen Lawrence
He too was free to roam
Eighteen years old at the bus stop
Murdered on his way home

feel pathetic because I wank. how can I assert myself for example when I know I still wank to porn like some 16 year old?

>>212760776
why did they gender swap him

rorke joining the "just stop milk" rally
leftypol getting shocked and offended when rorke cuts his neck open in the milk isle on a protest

>>212760776
Genuinely looks like a little lesbian

>>212760814
heathermong isn't real btw

>>212760777
>>212760784
i'm not dtfic
but besides i WFH as a contractor so i can post on brip while working

>>212760814
the site gives you access to residential proxies most likely via a botnet

>>212760653
It's honestly insane how we've been born in such an awful period. A hostile elite rules.

Make no mistake, the rulers of Britain fully intends to destroy the White race

just drove to the farm shop with the gf and bought loads of fresh strawberries and tomatoes and a few pints of fresh milk

went to maccies on the way home and ate it in the car park

LG: Life's Good!

apparently I was wrong about the 4chan dating site

>>212760803
Illegals are not 'all the Hispanics' you colossal retard (also I notice you avoided the other half of that comment).

first year hermione upskirt white knickers shot :)

>>212760828
heifer whines, could be human cries

dowtc meltie

-2 vex clartening

watchalong for unversity challenge tonight?

kill yourself
KILLLLLLLL YOURSEEEEEEEELF

>>212760913
kys

VIVA LA RAZA

>i'm not dtfic i'm actually a different schizo canadian with an identical posting style who is also obsessed with heathermong

oh right yeah

keep yourself safe :)

>>212760764
>>212760803
the lack of international care around ICE deportations has given me a little hope we can at least deport some of ours, feels like in 2016 it wouldve caused international outrage but now only the domestic US left gives a shit. I guess every westerner is far more anti immigrant now

>>212760930
Encouraging self half online is actually illegal now mate. You can't post that anymore

>>212760930
STFU

>>212760613
women are mental

>>212760817
We had Negro Jesus well before Floyd

>>212760865
Oh. Maybe I should check it out before running my mouth about it again

>>212760883
They still blame us for expelling them in 1290

>>212760888
>yeah getting a gf won't fix your life bro

>>212760865
Are you the one who spent 20k on clothes

Jesus was a white man

*presents my hairy pooey arsehole to the thread and waits expectantly*

MY MAMA NEVER TAUGHT ME HOW TO COOK
THAT'S WHY I'M SO SKINNYYYYYY

>>212760991
it fixed mine tbf, having a gf gave me a reason to do stuff with my life, a reason to travel, a reason to work out and look good, a reason to be a better person etc. without her i would just be wanking in my smelly bedroom day after day like i did before

any short small-dicked balding virgin man in?

>>212761001
jesus had two dads

>>212760958
Take a look at Israel, or more recently, Afghanistan. The 'international community' is a woman and you can just ignore them.

buying fragrances online
how am i supposed to know what they smell like?
wtf does "imagination of salt" mean?

We are taxed up to the fucking eyeballs here
Sick to the back teeth of it

>>212761050
>without her i would just be wanking in my smelly bedroom day after day like i did before
feel like this was aimed at me

>>212760943
dtfic copies me

>>212760994
no i don't buy clothes

>>212761054
I'm 4/5

>>212761066
Just go to SEA already timmy lmfao

Step 1: Halt migration
Step 2: Remigration

>>212761066
cant tax you if youre unemployed

>>212761062
i'll save you time mate, get yourself some sauvage and be done with it women go mental for it, there's something in it that stimulates their clunge and makes them fall in love with you (speaking from experience)

>>212761054
me
6.5x5 and 5'11

My favourite thing in porn is when they piss in the womans arse then she sprays it out into a glass and drinks it

>>212761087
Why would I do that I don't want an ugly Asian wife

>>212761072
But that guy also was Canadian and also worked from home and also made bank (you work in tech) so it adds up. Sorry bud you’ve been caught out

>>212760458
Easy way to fix this: rejoin the EU, which would boost the economy, thus creating more decent jobs. Also the economic growth would raise more in taxes, to spend on public services.

>>212761062
Sel D'Issey?
It's good, smells like a nice expensive shower gel, fresh and clean and aquatic.

>>212761062
so imagine some salt right

>>212761117
this doesnt happen

>>212760637
Yeah zip it yeah

>>212761115
Young women like whatever Chad wears, and Chad wears whatever the marketing jews tell him to wear.

>>212760772
john barrowman does that all the time but it's ok because he's gay

mad how mcdonalds always offers stuff to "round up the price"

>>212760958
you can deport them as long as you don't flagrantly violate the law, inflict cruel and unusual punishment, hire anonymous goons dressed up in fake tactical gear etc.

My base salary is 6 figures when converted to USD therefore I earn 6 figures

CAPTCHA: G(ay) 4 PAY

>>212761062
mong
you buy samples first

remember when leftypol tried to get everyone to boycott the harry potter game and now they're making a HBO series that will run for 10 years and make another billion for queen rowling

>>212761124
i never claimed to make a lot of money

>>212761172
wasn't talking to incels sorry lad, no need for you to reply x

Yt culture

>>212761062
Any decent sized boots will have a shit tonne to try, or you can just blind buy from discounters like Notino or Allbeauty

>>212761137
but the smell isnt salt
its the imagination of salt
so what does imagintation smell like?

>>212761223
You didn’t need to, you work from home and you work in tech, you make big money

>>212761178
noooo muh anarcho-tyranny you're oppressing the heckin ms-13erinos!

>>212761266
right so imagine youre imagining some salt right

>>212761235
does cleverley ever visit the gherkin?

>>212761220
They're also doing a sequel to the game cause it did numbers

>>212761266
how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

>>212761314
what?

>>212761314
I did have breakfast

>>212761287
not ban evading are you pal?

>>212761275
i'm a contractor
i would make big money if i could bill a lot of hours, but i don't have the social skills to find clients and do that

bird in savers asked if i wanted any fragrances or batteries
fuck no, just let me pay for my shit and get out

>>212761266
A lot of modern perfumery is based around creating abstract smells that evoke the idea of various things, so the 'salt' in Sel D'Issey is supposed to evoke the feeling of being on the beach or on the coast with the waves and the wind and the seaweed.
Obviously real salt doesn't really have much of a smell at all.

>>212761314
but i did have breakfast this morning

the hit nirvana album smells like teen fanny

Screaming because the Irish diaspora gimmick is real

Lots of Spamming/flooding from a certain flag in here rn.

>>212761361
oily titwank

>>212761287
yes

>>212761220
not get enough attention when this was posted 15 minuts ago?

dont understand how zimmy can hit a nerve and produce some good gimmicks but his james cleverley and hublot / shell posting etc is nonsensical
he's way off and it exposes his foreignness

>>212760341 (OP)
YOU'RE RETARDED!

reckon this safety bill will force people underground for their content

https://vocaroo.com/19R0CPBoHfXy
making a drum and bass song, going to make the first bit longer and add stome stuff

Rorkeyboyyyyy???

>>212761449
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb2Ct3yyB4g

McGregors dick is actually pretty big idk why she’s mocking the size

going to the deepest darkest underground depths of the internet to post "sausage rolls are like long willies", cyberdetectives hot on my trail

>>212761058
I don't think so

>>212761361
let's see the bottom half

>>212761512
angle frauding me thinks
and she made fun how odd and crooked it looks not its size per se

>>212761512
if she thinks thats small my mwc will never satisfy her

>>212761512
he stuffs his socks down there

>>212761500
really good so far but the drum loop is too repetitive

>>212761512
Women always mock the size or just straight up lie about men who wrong them because they think it hurts them

Firing up the nigger obliteration ray

it looks s curved

>>212761546
something a mermaid hunter would say

>>212761512
celeb whores like azealia banks average size experience is bigger than normal

most ordinary people are having sex with 5 inch willies. celebs are shagging 7 inch willies

chilli for tea x

>>212761557
look at her twitter mate

>he actually believed all the lies I told over the years
Absolutely bloody mental how badly I mindraped him lmfao

>>212761591
And then there's me with 8 inches and never shagging

>>212761627
fucking hell mate do you ever shut up

>>212761548

Calling it “potato farmer dick” would indicate she is making fun of its size and appearance

>>212761504
>>212761578
I thought gays were meant to go out clubbing and have big social circles and shit
Why do you 2 cunts have absolutely no lives?

Get the niggers obliterated pronto

>>212761656
clubbing on a monday?

>>212761558
how to make it more interesting?

>>212761591
no one has a 5 inch willy
alll 6+
literally never see any

>>212761691
You could be at a cafe, or at work. But you woke up at 5am to post your gay fantasies on /brit/ all day.

I didn't even know a self-activated meltdown was possible
can you even fathom the cognitive dissonance and multiple personalities at play

>>212761722
its over

That's leafs on the filterberg, they may as well be in their own thread with this disconnected schizoposting

>>212761349
no why?
>>212761403
what does he do at the gherkin?

Lovely day today, 20mph winds are perfect, I wonder why we barely seem to get any wind most of the year despite being an island

might file a complaint about Gregg Wallace

they need to start shooting on film again

Why is McGregor hanging a mini dumbbell of his erect penis

>>212761500
nice one lad
which DAW do you use?

>Searching for posts that contain ‘Filter* Canad*’ and in ‘GB’. 407 results found.

>Searching for posts that contain ‘Filter* Leaf*’ and in ‘GB’. 140 results found.

real schizo 4chan addict hours.

>>212761722
most normals like the saddos in council houses popping out sporgs into social care are having extremely low quality shags on their grotty sofa with a 4-5 inch penis that may only be semi hard

>>212761712
you know variations every few bars
listen to most dnb and you'll hear it

dtfic projecting his inner schizophrenic turmoil onto /brit/

>>212761812
They won't. Creative manual artistry is no longer a feature of moribund Western culture.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i3Jv9fNPjgk

>>212761691
so you are gay?

>>212761877
diego

>>212761739
whenever he uses terms like mindraped he's hallucinating about spaintard again

>>212761821
ableton live 11

>>212761785
he fulfills an advisory role

>>212761877
you'd have to be mentally retarded or african american to click this link

i walk 10-15k steps a day and i'm still gaining weight
need to stop eating so much shite xx

>>212761905
whenever he says mindraped he's feeling mindraped i've noticed.

>>212761897
>>212761905
dtifc please this isn't healthy mate
you're not well

doing a poo

>>212761854
affirmative

>>212760892
>that concentration camp clearly isn't a concentration camp you bloody idiot!

>>212761917
corr, nice

jesus christ how could i have possibly arsed up my life this bad what was I thinking

>>212761920
what does he advise on? and does he ever chief di clickum with the cronem while he's there?

>>212761961
Also not what I said you illiterate little mongo.

>>212761984
yessiiirrrski

going absolutely feral

Biggest DTFIC melty in recent memory, this is a category 5 look at him go!!

went to /r9k/ but it was full of women/ teenagers trying to hook up, no honest incel forums out there anymore

>>212761950
There are only 2 leafs here at any given moment. DTFIC (your first reply), and the lefty mong (second reply).

>>212762048
same person

>>212762017
mmmmh the s curve
does this actually exist irl tho crodie x

i hate nu-/brit/

the dsa.png brad aussie is like a siren call for the pears to be spammed and I don't know if I can contain myself

why does spainlard hate /brit/?

>>212762108
wasn't here for old brit

>>212762119
no pears
no peters
no pests

no peartos

>>212762092
it does, if you look at it from the side

Hop on, kid

>>212762198
rorke's mam popping to farmfoods

*cashes it in*

>>212753805
>>212753805
>>212753805
NEW!!

>>212762251
diego pictured

britain is a communist country despite what leftypol tries to tell you

-2 are out

310 is such a bizarre number to set as the bump limit

>>212761997
You're so thick it's painful

>>212762298
that rainbow dash is kawaii

>>212762292
does cleverly like the -2 or the -4?

>>212762278
Neo-Marxism just substituted Whites for the Bourgeois, so more or less yeah.

>>>/bant/22936520
>>>/bant/22936520
>>>/bant/22936520

>>212762356
can't disclose that

it's already bloody woke

>>212762337
Come back when you can read sweetie

anyone else think /brit/ has been particularly dire the last few days?

>>212762356
he's not a minus man
look at his wife
plus plus plus

>>212762368
why do you make bad psyche news with /Brit/ subject?

are you raped or something?

>>212762397
>few days

>>212762397
No but then 4chan isn't my entire life and I close it when I get bored. You can't

>>212762403
mmhmm she like dem s curved xx

>>212762407
I'm disabled mate of course im raped

>>212762346
How does he not get bored doing that show. Same thing over and over for years.

>>212762397
i haven't been on much, maybe that's why

>>212762456
Fanny Schmelar

plot twist: the belgian is actually james cleverly on a vpn

>>212762456
>show
FOY

asg

>>212762534
this gimmick was kinda funny at first but it doesn't make sense when you quote random posts unrelated to the cuckle brothers

>>212762389
You're a genuine moron

>>212762534
>>212762572
>>212762579
kys mate
sincerely,
all of /brit/

>>212762579
How is it unrelated?

>>212762518
Oh I'm sorry I should have said "afternoon television performance to be enjoyed with scones and tea". You stupid fucking cunt

sir ball schmelar

thought i'd let you know i will be doing a poo shortly

>>212757801
>>212757801
>>212757801

Make a bad psyche new and there won't be any spam :)

>>212762579
he hallucinates that random posts are by heathermong most of the time

>>212762643
>>212762643
>>212762643

>>212762616
we call it a programme

Wait a minute are you telling me you don't like the two niggas kissing gimmick?

Was under the impression it was a fan favourite desu

>>212762642
Ban evasion

Also >>212762638 that's you fucking done hahaha twat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L1oEiRu9j8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L1oEiRu9j8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-L1oEiRu9j8

last for sexy Canadians...

>>212762709
most cringe post in this thread