Thread 212767128

Turkey dinosaurs edition

Love these

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nude_beach
nude beach sub edish

never owned a £50 note

>>212767128 (OP)
fuck Jamie Oliver

>>212767128 (OP)
Can't get them over here. Only chicken dinosaurs.
Sad state of affairs x

watching nonce stings, this one lad's wife and kids are screaming and crying in the background

bill gates found this on the floor

Charlie Bigham's is worse than this

>>212767155
I've got more than a thousand of them spread around my house
(and zero if HMRC ask)

the toil freaks will be off to bed soon as they start day 2 soon

Reading through Mark Gordon's trial. Reckon if you're that evil that young you should just get the death penalty. Absolutely no rehabilitating a person like that.

>>212767169
*stands on the beach and does wanker signs over the Irish sea*
Waheyyyyy no turkey dinosaurs for you lad!

currently mourning extensions such as
>html5 video autoplay disabler
>recently closed tabs
>ublock origin
all savagely butchered by big chrome this past weekend

>>212767207
is that you in the webm? x

>>212767194
he still didn't pick it up
just not worth his time, you see

>>212767231
>Chrome
mong alert

>>212767183
Got a life don’t waste my time watching shite like this

boring cunt theme
confused
oh yes, /brit/ borrowed my cd player and left a disk in

Thanks.

Can't wait to wank over this Chinese bint. Have been looking forward to it all day at work.

>>212767183
link me up

pop a Katy hymen like Crisco

Yeah cool alright.

ah fuck
cant believe youve done this

The plural of stadium is stadia

>>212767183
:(

Yeah.

>>212767342
*stadiums

is it too late to make a complaint about gregg wallace?
i've never met him but its worth a punt

you're my little rock skipper, skipper, skipper

Sorry.

the plural of genus is genera

>>212767210
what did he do

>>212767271
timmy's crush

>>212767276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiKGt485lHI
he's a primary school teacher too omdzz

>>212767395
Haha. Yh.

>>212767395
pop a Katy hymen like Crisco

I am Russian.

>>212767447
pazholista

BlackedWet

i am surprised this is not a thing yet; only the most enthusiastic girls swallowing piss by the gallon in cinematic quality.

wowwwCHA!

>>212767367
you're my little heart hiccup xo

>>212767407
rorke's daaaaa

>>212767407
don't understand why people watch these

music teacher in primary school disappeared suddenly, probably had some terrible event happen in his life but all the children just said its cause he was a nonce which was a bit cruel in retrospect

>>212767461
Yeah thanks.

>>212767485
a reminder that as shitty as your life may be, at least you haven't sunk this low

>>212767355
cockmogs me!

>>212767407
>This video is age-restricted and only available on YouTube.
omdzz

>>212767395
hotter than any white woman who has ever lived

>>212767492
we had a paki teacher who hit someone with his car

>>212767485
bloodthirsty sadistic entertainment for low iq normdrones

Yeah..

>>212767524
yeah shan't

mad how the world got noticeably shitter around 2016
end of the brief golden era

some lookers on the new university challenge

Billy Bear Ham >

>>212767565
ts was so tuff back in the day

>>212767531
i can assure you "normdrones" do not watch them

>>212767407
7 years in prison, apparently he weeped in court while they read the sentence out. He's had a restraining put against him prohibiting him from seeing his kids until they are 18,

>>212767562
glasses is tidy

i hate the term skyrocket. there's absolutely no reason not to just say rocket and makes you sound like a literal infant

I am Russian...

>>212767582
they love that shit same with 'true crime'

University Challenge on lads
Zoomers look so odd

I'm unstoppable on university challenge, as usual

im nigga

>>212767591
bet she keeps it tidy

(I'm a terrible human)

>>212767557
all rorkes fault for trump and brexit

Ruby watches love island, plays candy crush and binges mcdonalds when she's not vlogging

>>212767592
a skyrocket is a term for a specific kind of firework, if you just say "rocket" then that's more often associated with the rockets they use to launch shit into space

>>212767521
no shite. it's as massive as an elephant's trunk

>>212767606
I'm afraid you lose 5 points

>>212767600
true crime is one thing, nonces being humiliated by vigilantes is another thing entirely
not saying it's bad

>>212767654
imagine her on love island getting mogged by all the stacies
would be hot

poor people be like "nooo dont give me a smart meter"

Rightleft.

>>212767521
wish I had a big heavy cock I could swing around, looks fun

Only Connect is back next week
can't WAIT for my weekly dick flattening by mummy vicky

GOLDBERRY

>>212767711
she neeeds to get pregnant again

Sir Hymen Snapper

Alright then.

>>212767565
>>212767575
unc alert

Is she going for a leprechaun look? I mean, girl, you blend into the shrubbery. Not a good thing.

>>212767691
youre out of touch

>>212767711
>dick flattening
giwtwm

>>212767702
i would like to not add to the amount of radio interference in and around my household, connect it to a phoneline and i will have one installed

any steroids man in? i'm 2 weeks into a cycle and my knackers haven't had any noticeable shrinkage yet

Woah.

>>212767693
Better yet she gets the dudes or however it works. Like they're all over her but the stacys start seething at her big time haha that'd be mental

>>212767711
Hate listening to her and her dogshit unfunny gimmicks

>>212767711
bitconnect for me https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIL9wLxG01M

>>212767767
that shit is not worth it brother

>>212767788
the joke is that they're not funny
she's adorable x

>>212767802
aye it is

I am Russian.

how many of you runts will be posting here at 4am?

>>212767817
how old are you? and how long you been lifting?

bounced the gfs head off the wall again lads

Cut it, chief.

>>212767841
Oh good lord is she having a goth phase?

>>212767857
*raises paw*

>>212767857
*raises paw*

She'd like to make you think she doesn't poo but she does, Ruby poos

>>212767865
30, ~8 years on and off

Unironically time to start mandating white quotas for television commercials.

>>2
state of this freak

>>212767857
whoever is doing this needs to get a clue pronto

will never watch university challenge without paxman

>>212767817
makes you age prematurely nothing is worth that

I am Russian..

i just like posting my dick

>>212767916
the paki fella's alright

Love are rubes

>>212767896
You better be squatting over 200kg

>>212767711
Autism personified.
Imagine having David Mitchell and that sperg as your parents. The kids stand no chance…

>>212767924
that's fine, i'm a babyface and it's starting to get seriously awkward

>>212767931
go on then

I am good.

>>212767961
How old are you? Mine went when I turned 25

post 6L feet

>>212767947
i lift for aesthetics, i'm not a powershitter
>>212767979
30

>>212767916
Same.
Brown presenter ON
Tv OFF

>>212767815
The goyim know

>>212767961
well fair enough then enjoy, seen zoomers do it and age 10 years in one and get their hairline sent to the shadow realm

絵ヴェ人gぁds

I am Russian...

block of feta for tea

>>212767940
yeah less of a miserable old fart than the pax

Honestly I need to find a way to just block all images of women on the internet
Hate women more than anything

>>212768029
yes?

>>212768013
zoomers do seem to be ageing faster than millennials, i've heard a lot of people talk about this

Nothing worse than walking past a group of chavs at the chippy

Sorry..

fried labubu for tea

>>212768019
grim
too old to be acting like that

Holy shit, I'm watching The Big Short for the third or forth time and I only just realised they've made explicit and visual reference from a disease I'm dealing with, chronic epididymitis

I feel recognised

>>212768026
Fucking bitch

Aint gon lie bruh dats fax

No, I didn't.

>>212767996
You don't need to be a powershitter to squat 200kg, 150kg for a 10RM would give you a 200kg e1RM and is a pretty doable goal for most men, but you must be spinning your wheels a fucking ton to not get close in 8 years

Earlier this year i matched with some hot girl with huge tits on tinder and after she messaged me back I never bothered going back on tinder again

Just looking at porn unable to get a semi

>>212768050
maybe AI could do it

got poo in my teeth

>>212768069
how did that happen? catch knob rot off some grim slag you met at the pub?

Reddit have added age verification for UK users to access NSFW subreddits
It's over

>>212768115
white moment

*turns over to Love Island*

True...

>>212768050
The only good thing about them is their looks. Rest is shit.

The leader commands, we follow

Me whenever I see a woman

I’m so glad I’m not a virgin. You lads seem like you’re having an awful time, you’re always so angry and worked up over little things as well :(

I've come to realise that the way to stop the small migrants boats is modern day privateering.
Anti-immigration party comes to power. Needs to stop the boats, but can't, because of ECHR. Can't leave the ECHR without getting a majority vote through the commons because of Labour/Lib/SNP/Green stonewalling, or managed to get it through the Commons but can't get the Lords to budge, or managed to get it through both but the civil service refuses to enact your wishes? Simple. Pay every Alan and Derek from Southend to Plymouth who owns an old motorboat to sail the channel and sink the invaders. True Francis Drake mentality

clay for tea

>>212768127
and some here are still in denial that 4chan will be blocked

>>212768102
yes exactly, which is why i've decided to take the plunge into roids

I am DESPERATE to plough mar's meadows

mad how you lot are all I've got

French army.

>>212768131
Rorke? Your comments?

>>212768174
Just post on the nonce botnet

>>212768164
Or just do what Albania did back in the 1980’s & put a bunch of patrol-boats that shoot anything that comes into our waters

Not difficult is it t.b.h

sex with the 5ft gf with no tits is kinda peng ngl

>>212768174
The reintroduction of the 4chan/4channel split will save us. Never go to the red boards anyway

>>212767887
>>212767893
why

>>212768162
not all virgins are like that. im pretty chill

Mr. Bean is actually funny though 2bf

>>212768127
no they haven't

Women would be better if they were deaf and incapable of speaking. We can make them better through technology, removing their vocal cords.

>>212768236
Its like a hundred people its not a big issue at all

>>212768162
Thing is
I'm not a virgin
Not being a virgin, ironically, is what made me realise women are basically all horrible people

Bad.

>>212768261
alri Wayne

>>212768265
https://www.reddit.com/r/RedditSafety/comments/1lzt65t/verifying_the_age_but_not_the_identity_of_uk/

you just need a nice Kentucky woman to make you feel okay. give up your British ways and convert to the superior women.

>>212768277
It’s 250,000 in the last 5 years, 90% men.

reported so many hateful leftists comments on TikTok recently and no action is ever taken with a single one

>>212768268
Certain women would be better with my bwc shoved down their throats

asmr on

>>212768315
so what

>>212768313
mad that Erobb smashed her

All porn is pretty much banned in the U.K. now.
Too much interracial stuff in the last decade so not even mad

>>212768190
Going to train any differently?

>>212768382
stay mad British cuck.

rorkes whip

>>212768402
im not even mad, im impressed

just clicked a potentially malicious link on x.com
it's over for me

>>212768416
satan is based though

>>212768390
yeah probably

Mad people walk around with brown poo eyes

>>212768422
american women >

I wish had the Jimmy Savile’s charisma

leftypols whip

I am good.

>>212768383
How do I deal my porn subscriptions? I have subs to a number of sites (blacked, etc) and I dont want to lose money

>>212768313
britt had a child with a mutt

abolish the state
abolish private property

leftypol final boss

*enters brit*

constance marten has produced 4 bits of biomass that were put in care.........(and one died)

Hey.

get the pure satire posted

>>212768499
That was fucking rude.

I preferred Theresa May's plan of popping down the post office to get a porn license to this AI passport face scan shite

>>212768512
He's Irish, if you were wondering

did your school have that one teacher that was rumoured to be a nonce, and, in retrospect, do you think they were actually a nonce?

>>212768587
Pretty sure the one that touched me up was a nonce

What?

>>212768566
Get it bombed into oblivion

>>212768587
yes, yes, he was and killed himself

>>212768569
weird who is this guy he's in a video I'm watching rn

had 4 pints nad 2 shots at the public house fucking hell its fuckgn MONEDAY fuckign sick of it

Under the boardwalk, with his schlong in Rorke's mouth

>>212768587
yeah he used to shower and get changed with us before and after sailing lessons

>>212768632
what happened? did he get busted?

haven't seen a good post since 2017

>>212768587
there was a story about two female teachers having sex with students on school trip

Slap you.

>>212768669
what about this

poo chirping

>>212768672
sounds like a horny schoolboy fantasy, everyone's heard stories about that kind of thing

>>212768587
ex teacher got arrested for having animal porn on his laptop at my school so while not a nonce was a wrongun

>>212768651
calm down deegz

sir ulez camera

Giza.

>>212768733
desperate to fit in dogshit post alert

section 24A citizen's arrest, who've you come here to meet??

>>212768642
Zoil

>>212768122
No i wank all the time and sit cross legged

I am 23 and I don't think I have ever properly fallen in love
Liked a girl in school but wasn't really love at all

>>212768668
plead not guilty then jumped off a cliff

>>212768712
and more food looks like

Get fucked nigger !

>>212768779
what was he caught doing?

>>212768794
scromo

Strategic.

but fucking drunk you know like
bit fukign drunk
should t have gone tot the fuckign pub on a monda

>>212768795
caught wanking in front of some kids at a pool, but there were rumours for years before that

>>212768774
wow 23?? you're so old!

>>212768587
yeah the male drama teacher apparently liked to be very handy when doing up girls ties

He's coming home

>>212768858
even if you are a nonce that's just retard behaviour and asking to get caught, he must've been off his rocker

yummy cummy in my bummy

>>212768888
pedos are mentally ill and usually of below average intelligence

asuka and rei
screaming

And more.

Get the poos posted

>>212768884
no way she isn't wanking him off to keep him calm

nicotine makes me feel horrid but i still use it anyway what's up with that

>>212768923
please be male

>>212768884
did he end up disabled because of the high amount of drugs and plastic in her when she was pregnant?

Fuck off cunt :)

>>212768939
is that what happened to you lol dunem

>>212768939
...yh

>>212768745
not very inviting atmosphere rn

i need agua

>>212767200
Based

>>212768888
It's like when you desperately need a wank and do it in the public toilets but for nonces

Russian.

>>212769039
jannies hurry up and approve this image i want to see it

>>212768934
*starts hitting you*

>>212769061
harder

-

>>212768980
it's easy to tell when how someone was born disabled.

down syndrome = aged sperm and egg cells from 40-50 year old parents

proper wheelchair disabled (esp pakistani) =consanguinity

blind/short life span/low iq among other complications etc = drinking/smoking in pregnancy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQjqyxC97gA

mica is the fittest bio-fem on the planet by far

>>212769093
??

are sarah bonito

I'm what you call high IQ

>>212769136
CRUSHED

Fuck sake still need to cook food

might get drunk and start screaming

consanguinity usually has fucked up mouth/teeth

>>212769157
i would call you highly intelligent

>>212769194
why

Ok.

>>212769136
BALLS EMPTY
BELLY FULL

>>212769212
Well that's your error!
*flies away at 1000000000000 miles an hour*

>>212769157
thoughts on god?

where's mousey

>>212769194
screm

Safe.

>>212769165
>>212769223
Now they've broken up, basically all he posts on Twitter is pictures of his cock being strangled to an audience of gay men, and fake schizo "memes"

right well i'll just linger around for the new then

someone post are kelly

>>212769194
cut your own hair

Shit.

what can you go on to reliably talk to 14 year olds?

are kelly

>>212769319
??

>>212769319
/brit/

>>212769319
www.gchq.gov.uk

>>212769298
r kelly?

>>212769319
screammnig wait what

benising a suckold

>>212769319
Fortnite

Ocean of games.

>>212764821
>>212764821
>>212764821

>>212768471
i could have saved her

>>212769374
fuck off you cunt

>>212769283
link?

>>212769319
just go to mosque bredda

>>212769319
https://www.google.com/search?vsrid=COCOoc6r9qi7ZBACGAEiJGE3Y2NiNDkxLWY0OGMtNGIzOS04MGJlLWNjZTUwMDU4Y2M1NTIGIgJ1ZygLOPvpyc-ZvY4D&vsint=CAIqDAoCCAcSAggKGAEgATojChYNAAAAPxUAAAA_HQAAgD8lAACAPzABEKoEGKoEJQAAgD8&udm=26&lns_mode=un&source=lns.web.gisivli&vsdim=554,554&gsessionid=FRULYR5JHYDpS7sLebvtFffzboIvZliSkKMekKeFaBgrvfJMe1QsCw&lsessionid=Jopa-QCTNSBLREBRLCwyP_BvI_-G26TYb8jDLi2CLIV03NGC2GMcBw&lns_surface=19&qsubts=1752525332545&biw=390&bih=663&ved=0CBcQh6cGahcKEwiAjs3Lmb2OAxUAAAAAHQAAAAAQBA&tbnid=LgrFWLG6NDlv0M&ictx=2

>>212769319
ofcom.org.uk

Got redirected to the old

>>212769342
i'm disabled and have the mind of a 14 year old so i need to talk to my peers

Safe..

>>212769398
then you're already in the right place

>>212769398
that old excuse eh

>>212769398
oh well in that case, /britfeel/

>>212769437
>>212769437
>>212769437

>>212769319
>>212769390

so is the new not being made then?

so, where's the new?

the ghost of john mcaffee just triggered a red alert in the incel command centre

>>212769445
Fucking retard!

get it made

>>212769445
>/brig/
dickhead

>>212769501
>>212769501
>>212769501

>>212769490
>>212769490
>>212769490

>>212769514
>>212769514
>>212769514

Right well this is a bit of a mess isn’t it?

>>212768127
No it hasn't

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