need literally bpd or schizophrenic nurse with needles on her thighs in those band things
>>212771157 (OP)thanks for making a proper new in a timely fashion and not being a retard
mad how tame impala is just one guy
>>212771221Yeah no worries mate. I even asked first to be polite but some retard made another right after me for some reason.
need COpoisoning-chan to suffocate me and sleepfuck me
>>212771157 (OP)ok this is comical. See the Tortoise has no need to wear jeans, nor is it intelligent enough to understand the reason why it has them on. A human, presumably, has put the jeans on to anthropomorphise the Tortoise haha x
assignment due tomorrow, haven't even started
>>212771157 (OP)excellent edition
still watching this lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiKGt485lHI
>>212771248Fuck you. It was me that asked first and you jumped in with this SHITE. Kill yourself.
>>212771221Fuck you.
>>212771267start it in the morning no need to worry tonight
Rorke bumping Bombs over Baghdad and calling it "urban music"
>>212771267paะฑoัaะน, ะฑpaั
>>212771289You fibbing again mate?
need bee gf and plants with the calcium (-ion gated) channel blockage imbred poppies with high thebaine content and stealing all the homeless shelter nalaxone to feed to the rabbits on the rabbit ranch all addicted o fentanyl
I am aware this sounds made up but I made someone's grandma cum yesterday just by licking her nipples
>>212771248>>212771289since when do you have to ask to make a new?
that's like asking a girl if you can kiss her instead of just going for it, it makes you look like a virgin
>>212771254>nor is it intelligent enough to understand the reason why it has them on.and what reason might that be
>>212771329Built for hung greek bvlls
Rorke James O'Connor (born 25 September 1996) is an English nonce-hunter, shitposter, closeted batty, and amateur military historian. He is best known for his contributions to the 4Channel general, /brit/. Since 2015 his daily political tirades have earnt him dozens of (you)s, making him one of the most replied to posters in the general.
>>212771327>does nothing >earns 350K >hate my job this doesnt happen
what software kills people? maybe League of Legends...
>>212771346That's why the shaggers get in before 300
>>212771327I would fucking love to be paid the top salaries
>>212771346Just good manners innit. Didnโt want another disaster like last thread
>>212771327are doctors really that underpaid in britain?
one time i wanked really hard
>>212771375defence industry
missile guidance and that
>>212771357i just told you. To anthropomorphise the little guy for our personal amusement haha x
>>212771327>i will never earn as much as any of these people
just watched gay porn AMA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/States_Rights_Gist
>>212771329Looks like Anne hathaway
very much enjoy that bit in sex where I've made her cum before me and now it means I get to shag her like an over-excited bunny in heat without needing to worry about making her feel good anymore
I would love to get paid for my job to be listening to women and be kind and dressing up like a dog while doing it
>>212771394Nobody is getting paid that here, I already did that
Roke still thinks the boat people get given houses free of charge
>>212771401how is your dad?
>>212771394How does guiding a missile kill people
Surely an unguided missile would be worse
Military is going to launch them either way
>>212771387Yeah, my mate did 7 years of studying and junior doctor nonsense to become a radiologist and he'll only see that much money after 5 years
still watching this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiKGt485lHI
>>212771423and teachers dont get ยฃ60k here it's obviously a yank meme
>>212771401least gay aussie
>>212771432mental illness
>>212771296was listening to this in the gym earlier... please stop stalking me...
>>212771387Not if we want to relocate to Australia
>>212771421She's pulled an fruit straight out of her arse there
>>212771441>he'll only see that much money after 5 yearsOh diddums
have developed extreme social anxiety due to years of being a shut-in, can barely go outside anymore. havent left the house or spoken irl to a human in months, dont know how it got like this
>>212771441tell him to move to australia pronto, he'll make at least double that
we need to have a /brit/ meet up and go on a protest to suppoert Palestine /brit/ against genocide!
>>212771387Nah they are one of the highest paying normal jobs doesnโt stop them striking all the time, happy to let patients die to get their yearly 30% raise
>>212771439fine why
>>212771463gay porn demon made me do it
That Brittany Venti gimmick didn't last long did it
another dogshit day of my miserable incel life
I'm a microwave chad me
Love ready meals
Tuna pasta bake in the microwave as we speak
>>212771437well i doubt theyre paying rent!
We must secure the existence of our people, lads.
The blue-eyed, blonde superior human type must flourish.
timmy sr snoring
katy nursing batontip
>>212771489same, can't maintain a conversation me
I'M NOT SICK BUT I'M NOT WELL
>>212771493He's got an offer on the go so thank fuck for that
>>212771488Lost all his hair. He's a nice lad. Doesn't deserve that.
>>212771489*gives you a big hug*
>>212771539im a short fat ginger cunt with freckles, im sub human as fuck
>>212771267your best ideas come from when you're thinking and not writing.
have a read through, break it down into sub topics, then smash it out
I am a 34 year old man with a 40" belly and am skinnyfat. I only started exercising a few weeks ago cycling 15 miles every other day or so.
What's a good number of pushups to do for a beginner?
how many council houses are occupied by non-whites?
>>212771578thanks havent been touched by a human in years
>>212771483we need more white doctors, all the ones here are brown or yellow
>>212771591dont cycle it will hurt your nuts!
>>212771590and from walking
and sleeping
wish you could get adderall here. Heard it makes you super focused on anything like the limitless drug
>>212771593soyjak niggas will make anything
>>212771537Maybe not, but being temporarily housed in a former hotel isn't exactly renting either. It's no different to if a block of flats is in fire and tenants are temporarily put up in a premier inn
>>212771267what's the assignment?
>>212771591like 20, probably less if you've been sedentary your entire life
>>212771591Depends how skinnyfat you are. 10 is probably a fine target for an absolute beginner.
>>212771617you can its called speed
>>212771593Nigga never played uno before
>>212771658Why do you call it that and not the binble
Doctors and nurses are worthless cunts, and the ones that are ACTUALLY good at their jobs earn shitloads in consultancy or GP partnership so there's no need to feel sorry for them
nigga in the stall next to me fighting for his fuckin life
>>212771634yeah except that block of flats was located in bangladesh for some reason
>>212771641>>212771642Thank you lads. My arms are pretty skinny and my chest isn't very well defined. I'll start on about 15. Do I do them every day or every other day or wha
>>212771591dont spam pushups without doing pull-ups or something back focused as well
otherwise you will get imbalances which will put yourself into an even worse situation
>>212771649Speed is focking meth
>>212771614for.me it's gardening and riding my motorbike, the faster the better
>>212771483jesus christ i need to get to australia before they realize britain has collapsed and make visas harder to get
>>212771703What's this then
>>212771705What can I do that's back focussed? I don't have a pull up bar yet
What the fuck I just looked up what I do in Australia and I could be on 100k/year
>>212771721we have to execute the mf who decided that chatGPT needs to use emojis
watching Asmongold clips on YouTube
>>212771738Try wanking on all fours
>>212771721yank robot spouts yank nonsense
theres no meth in the speed over here
>>212771721can you post all of your past chat history if they are questions like this? you can also include the answer if you want. I am not good with AI but using those messages to train it would be interesting, so that more of those "F.A.Q" (sort of?) questions can be made
>>212771702Just google โbeginners home calisthenics workoutโ or something.
Bit odd only doing pushups. But if you really want to you can do them everyday. Would recommend actually going to the gym or at least getting some dumbbells or a pull up bar though.
>>212771620Any area, really.
>>212771731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX_4GxbEkkk
>>212771745brits would be on this but we are bad at economics
>>212771721I wish speed was meth
>>212771770This is a new gimmick btw
I admit I got a little bit angry.
doctor is such a shit job
>>212771745Yh 100k aud is like 15k gbp
Proper third world country over there
Pack of fags costs like 80 aud
>>212771789based on what?
Might start a gimmick where I watch a new film every day
I've got a great idea
I'm gonna wait right here
Reminder that the British Medical Council only allows 7,000 new students to study medicine in England each year (less than half of applicants) because of fears of wage suppression, leading the conservative government to address the shortfall by removing the cap on visas for doctors, therefore most new doctors annually are now foreign nationals.
>>212771780God I hate women
watched that nonce hunter video of the pedo primary school teacher someone posted earlier there
mad hearing his kids and wife screaming knowing he'd been playing with his knobber thinking of 9 year olds
IF I EVER MET THE KING
BREAK HIS NECK WITH SOME STRING
>>212771788Oh. Thought it was just some fella asking for advice. Bit of a shite gimmick. Whatโs the punchline?
got a new gimmick idea where we all post pics of our stiff cocks and stuff what do we think?
boiling over with incel rage
>>212771839*patiently awaits its debut*
>>212771828Why were they screaming?
>>212771808I love film but even I canโt stand to watch one a day
Feeling blackpilled and furious
toby studying medicine by asking chatgpt how to manufacture drugs
>>212771823god we are a smart country eh? we simply never miss, all that free talent in Britain!
britain is the worst country on earth
>>212771804I meant 100k in GBP, there seems to be plenty of 200k+ AUD fairly standard engineering roles which require a few years of experience. No idea how these aren't full of Indians or Chinese already.
house prices are cooked here but you can earn a lot smashing up rocks, also smokes and alcohol is disproportionally expensive from taxation
how do i go from being neet in England to being neet in Australia?
there must be some sort of transfer scheme
>>212771721I wonder what taking adderall/ritalin is like for something as simple as watching a tv show
are you proper sucked into it like you were there or what
wonder what happens to porn actresses after they retire (other than killing themselves)
reckon a lot of them probably become hairdressers
>>212771243just like oasis and Nirvana
People really don't seem to understand that if you ask an AI stupid questions you get stupid answers. Can't wait to see how midwits will feel even more superior for no reason at all
airdropping toby into the poowong mines to smash up rocks
>>212771861because they're dad was a nonce.
dumb cunt should have kept his mouth shut
even with police you can literally just walk away if they're not detaining you. and these were just some youtubers
im going to study engineering for the express reason of moving to australia and earning 100k
>>212771888>alcohol is disproportionally expensive from taxationmy opioid habit is unironically cheaper than when i was an alky, probably healthier too
got the pre-workout tunes on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3OKd5b2Rlw
>>212771937Waiting on a ยฃ3 bikini to wank into
>>212771937I've had to bin that off
Spent more time collecting new vintedslags than I spent wanking to them
fest
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>>212771928qrd on gloria trillo's suicide?
>>212771966its nearly 11 lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfhW9BGiM9E
Australia would be great if it was colder
>>212771895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiKGt485lHI
>>212771961Going to rock up to Australia on a small boat, i'm white so ill take a cleverer route, you see
A postman who decapitated his girlfriend after complaining she was working too much has been jailed for life.
Ewan Methven, 27, admitted murdering Phoenix Spencer-Horn at their home on Nov 16 last year, after the couple ordered a takeaway to their flat in Glen Lee, East Kilbride.
Prosecutors told the High Court in Glasgow that Methven choked her before severing her head and trying to remove her limbs from her body.
Earlier that day, Methven had complained to his girlfriend that her waitress shifts made him โlonelyโ.
After murdering and decapitating his 21-year-old girlfriend, he texted her mother pretending to be her and he trawled the internet for pornography for hours.
He later dialled 999, insisting he had a drug-induced blackout and could not remember what he had done.
But Judge Lord Matthews at the High Court in Glasgow ordered Methven to spend at least 23 years behind bars before he can be considered for parole.
>>212772006that's tonights wank sorted
hq720
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>>212771646this guy's wife
>>212771845Nice counter argument boyo
>>212771958There's hundreds of these pred hunter channels and these guys keep falling for the bait. How fucking stupid is the average nonce ?
>>212771157 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbyrOBVDtR4
>>212771937I'm a vet wanker not a 'vinted' wanker
>>212771997lift at night in the summer. simple as.
>>212772002wish canada was doing better. they are still doing 100x better than britain, but if im going to move country its going to be the richer one
>>212772002australia is really big lad, there are places where it can get quite chilly
>>212771937for me it's following steph mandich on depop and waiting for her dirty undies to appear
fun fact australia is colder on average than the uk
>>212772019>Hour long wank>Dialing the services yourself>Felt lonely so he'd off his gf now being ultimately lonelyNot the brightest bulb was he
>Methven said his girlfriendโs body was in the hall with a knife beside her. He said he had been taking steroids and cocaine, which he believed had been spiked.
>Tony Graham KC, defending, told the court Methven was โunable to offer an explanation to why the course of events led to her death other than his admission of drugsโ.
always the drugmongs
heatherpaedo starting his night shift
>>212772019wouldve been 7 years if he was muslim
watching the sexual tension between Candace Owens and Nick Fuentes. Bet he had her fat negress arse bouncing after the interview ended.
>>212771702If you struggle try doing them on a step so your head is higher than your feet and then gradually do them with your head lower to the floor.
Then when you're good try doing them with your feet on a step
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>>212772058I have emotional ties to the cold and depressing feel of the outdoors here which I think could be replicated in NZ but I don't think it's possible in Australia
>>212772121not british culture is it now fuck off
>>212772019>trawled the internet for pornography for hours.ktim
>>212772019How do such awful people get girlfriends Iโm such a nice guy
>>212772072carmella was to blame. stupid-a facking bitch
>>212772100where did you leave your drug addict gf's corpse, mr hermann?
>in ze meth ven
>>212772077it's winter in Brucieland yeah?
>sister mocks me
>She said playing cyberpunk and applying to jobs is a waste
>She is still annoyed for saying people in my area are all fake bitches
>Tell her i would rather watch anime than Listen girls from cape cod
Btw I am gonna be forced outside tomoreiw
>>212772115wonder what he does with himself when hes not on here
>>212772046Any of the details
>>212772058>there are places where it can get quite chillyHow many people live there
bit bewildered at all the young lads these days who go around sporting mullets and paedostaches, why do they do it?
>>212772019some right wrong'uns out there
>>212772149Jah pronouncements
>TEK DAT TING BOI
>>212772029you point to a product that the austrlain government has targeted for taxes like no one else as proof that australian wages wont take you as far
cant just list a single highly taxes good and use that as cover for everything
>>212772159incoherent post
my worse fear is seeing my dad on one of those noncehunting vids
>>212772177my brother tries to look like this. He does it cos his ming mong gf wanted it. No backbone that lad
>>212772141apparently they met at a family function when she was 19
A second plane has hit the Masterchef studio
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>>212771922they sell real estate
>>212772019She looks Finnish
>>212772169he is a top shagger if we are to believe him
I fucking hate Boston everyone my age is fake and I would rather shoot myself than go to downtown to talk people
>>212772045you go to bed right after?
>>212772219what did these lads do to cross their owners?
>>212772217women actually like this? WHY
Thinking of starting a gimmick where I just be an annoying cunt that ruins the thread atmosphere
>>212772245pretty much yeah.
>>212772212Sorry I am tired I stayed up all night playing cyberpunk and drinking redbull. I just told my sister there is no point in going outside when everything is expensive and everyone sucks
Two luh Charlotte spinners
>>212772261On the back too
>>212772177it's dressing bad on purpose to be ironic
chicken dippers in the airfryer going to dip them in that chinese chilli oil wth a picture of the cheeky lad on the front
>>212772006>can you confirm this is your penis?>wish it wasBased
wish boris was back as pm
miles better than keir
propa good lad our boris
one of the lads innit
>>212772176melbourne can get cold as fuck (though snow is very rare), it's kind of like the san francisco of australia, from the culture to the weather
there's also tasmania but that place has a bit of a sordid reputation
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/i5kbn85ZBvg
>>212772252Greg went through a bizarre phase of posting random ai shit on his tiktok
>>212772242You have it made. Boston is one of the best cities in the USA, I'm stuck in some brown ESL beaner shithoul in California. Trade me.
have to upload a photo of my driving licence to view gay porn on reddit now
>>212772177That's literally 90% of Australian men and always has been
>>212772006>is this your penis?>that ain't- what?... I wish it was>well that's not even funny because it's been sent to a 9 year old
Have had:
2 white monster energy drinks
2 ZYN pouches
>>212772253they're probably on the pill
makes them think they're pregnant so they go for soft men
>>212772281these visuals are eerily similar to the super vivid, visceral, detailed dreams i used to have after drinking
>>212772312I legit wanted to slap a bitch on the train today she was being annoying and said I could be a model if I shaved and didn't dress like a bum. Thickest valley girl accent
>>212772313me taking the AI age verification photo after typing "dommy mommy calls you a good boy CEI JOI"
British broadcasting corporation more like big beautiful cock amiright lads hahahahaha
>>212772284Your nice teeth would probably leave interesting marks
>>212772322i think we were ground zero for the more recent revival of this look, but no it wasn't a common look here until the past 5-10 years
>>212772141I done! I'm done! I'm done ordering out that's why I get Factor Meals. They are healthy and affordable. I get delivered to me. I put them all on the ground and eat them. I'm on all fours. No utensils either. I ain't about that fucking shit homie. I'm a fucking banger, I'll zero a big out, cut up his body and throw it in hydrochlorothiazide in a fucking ice chest. My life is dope. My Fridays are razor blades making lines of Medellin cocaine off a black strippers ass while I make out with an Asian man. I don't give a fuck, make female, whatever it's all meat. New millinia new rules my rules. I like sucking and fucking holes and poles. I can't even go to theme parks!! No Disney land. None. But I make up for it at six flags. I get things my way. How I want them!.
Just like Factor Meals!
>>212771685Ask him if he's okay
>>212772336real nigga shit
>>212772281we gon do sum boutchu nigga
this age verification crap is bullshit
feel sorry for the kids
loved porn between like 13 and 17
propa nostalgic
great way to grow up
now the kids are gna end up going to dodgier and dodgier places to get porn
just wrong
>>212772359all cocks are beautiful brit is a size inclusive general
>>212772397being nostalgic for porn is really something else
pisses me off when i see a fat/chubby guy with a cute gf when i have a 6 pack and muscles and am still a virge
>loved porn between like 13 and 17
>>212772363I watch a lot of anzac cookery and dating shows. you men need to get your shit together. bunch of pooftas the lot of ya.
Could have legit been a model if not for my criminal record
>>212772362Probably but you'd have to see them to find that out
>>212772396>flood white countries with even more brown people>take over what remains of palestine when all the palis have leftisrael playing 4d chess
>>212772397you just stop wanking at 17?
>>212772396they are not going to take the french up on this offer
>>212772403>>212772406>>212772415I done! I'm done! I'm done ordering out that's why I get Factor Meals. They are healthy and affordable. I get delivered to me. I put them all on the ground and eat them. I'm on all fours. No utensils either. I ain't about that fucking shit homie. I'm a fucking banger, I'll zero a big out, cut up his body and throw it in hydrochlorothiazide in a fucking ice chest. My life is dope. My Fridays are razor blades making lines of Medellin cocaine off a black strippers ass while I make out with an Asian man. I don't give a fuck, make female, whatever it's all meat. New millinia new rules my rules. I like sucking and fucking holes and poles. I can't even go to theme parks!! No Disney land. None. But I make up for it at six flags. You can drink your own urine they said but it ain't true just another lie like 9/11 or the xiwarojangI get things my way. How I want them!.
Just like Factor Meals!
>>212772433tf is a quintile
gregg was groping women due to his neurodiversity
>>212772408mate its not the same
>>212772415maybe you should try not being such a bitter little incel
>>212772433mfw I'm the bottom quintile
>>212772357Giggled at this
>>212772461Youโre who theyโre talking about
>>212772446got married pal
>>212772464pretty sure that one was me
what quintile does quentin belong in
>>212772466ironically
this kind of bullshit is what caused the.whole conflict in first place
how about
people like stop moving to new places ye
just stay where you live
if you wna do your mental muslim paedo bullshit
keep it to yourself ye?
>>212772520Interesting marks
>>212772470reckon hes playing 4d chess hoping people will say
"yeah you have to be fucking autsistic to come up with this shit"
actually a fucking travesty literally anyone can be diagnosed as autistic or adhd or ptsd these days
fucling bullshit
sick fucking world
miss the old days
Weโve fucked it again lads. This is why we should ask first
>>212772621A lot to be stuck thinking about
>>212772356What's bad about that?
>>212772795Stuck huh? I see.
>>212773086So I guess there was no possibility for uhโฆtalking again then? Cool. I guess.
>>212773200Stuck is good, I think you misunderstood
>>212773532A lot to imagine