Cumming lizard statue edition

This is the thread

five pints all alone at home on a workday evening. yup, took me thirty years but I've finally developed that drinking problem lads.

might celebrate with a drink.

This was first
>>212771179
>>212771179

>>212772632
Don’t like capital letters and that one doesn’t have a cumming lizard statue. Sorry mate

>>212772659
Hate the capital letters too

>>212773834
No it isn’t

limestone pie sex arse

>>212775911
No

>>212775735
more of a "you oughta know" man myself

>>212775911
what


the heck

I'm a drifter, just rolled into /int/. I heard that /brit/ is pretty tough, thought i'd check it out

Seems they’ve all gone to bed instead of migrating to the poo- i mean new haha what am i like :>)

>>212775911
n-no lewd..

For me it's the big titty sex beast on the right end.

was just reading an article on the "rational wiki"
aside from calling it that is fedora and reddity as fuck, it's also false advertising because almost all their articles are biased and come off as emotional

NOOOOOO

YOU MUST NOT POST THE PONIES

forgot about my earl grey cuppa on the desk and now it's gone cold
ah well

DG9 CEO Striker

>>212775999
Where's his hair gone

>>212772604
this is the one

why is everyone here having a melty?

>>212776006
Worst fucking tea by far

>>212775982
leftoid wiki what do you expect

>>212776019
you're entitled to your wrong opinion

>>212776019

just spread some misinformation on the internet

wonder if people are still naming their daughters "naomi" despite the fact that it's come to light that it spells "imoan" backwards

didnt sleep a lick

>>212775999
>Israeli Operative Ben Shapiro
Damn can we refer to him this way all the time? Also Alex has really come far.

who here /perth/

having a late night banana and chips

>>212776051
my name is ekami because imake your daughters named naomi imoan

>>212776064
what goes on in Perth uk

>>212776027
I don’t get the appeal, the bergamot or whatever just tastes like i dumped some black pepper into my tea

>>212775999
Every utterance a confession.

>>212776074
stop digging.

>>212776074
prefer not to say

releasing a mega cum blast on rorkes head

>>212776063
Jay Dyer is friends with Alex Jones and he is on Infowars sometimes.

I’m rorke

>>212776091
Do not look at the small hat behind the curtain

If you are vaxed you shouldn't be allowed to vote.

If you are boosted you should be sent to a work camp.

Hate this grifting cunt

>>212776104
you reckon they shag each other

>>212776066
hehe x

>>212776124
No. Jay Dyer is Orthodox Christian. Homosexualism is a sin and a crime against God.
https://youtu.be/eWJLQa88yks

was going to watch some kino but i found out the director is jewish so i chucked it

ahh… the louisiana mississippi state line…

>>212776110
Curtains are wide open, a few peak at the window but most are content to keep looking straight ahead. Nothing's going to change, until they've successfully collapsed the West, and moved abroad.

>>212776123
kek what is this drivel

>>212776163
u know about the allegations?

Pooing a willy

>>212776182
so the russians werent even the proble after all

HOLY SHIT

YOU PEOPLE

>>212776163
*Trans btw

Madelyn Cline says “‘I Know What You Did Last Summer’ walked so ‘SCREAM’ could run”

>>212776178
vgh the us is so kino

>>212776227
*walks so you could meme*

>>212776223
One of my professors at the time (2019) explained that the original case brought about against Michael Flynn involved him being pressured to contact Russian officials to ask them for a favor for Israel. Israel was omitted from every news article then and after.

>>212776273
whos cat is that

I want you

(She's So Heavy)

>>212776316
i want poo (its so heavy)
i want poo so bad its driving me mad

Women and faux women can't compete with twinky catboys.

Milly

>>212776333
by the Excreteals

>>212776065
>banana and chips

>>212776339
racismlad unmasked

>>212776357
the dung beatles

Whip yourselves into shape. NOW.
I’m being serious.

>>212776376
potassium to balance out the sodium
very wise sir
very wise indeed

ex gf dumped me because she'd somehow convinced herself i'm gay, and i'm not, straight as a fucking arrow me

>>212776417
fairy

>>212776417
Care to test it out? Always wanted an Australian man

ex gf dumped me because i'm a retard and she could do better

Never had a gf unless you count the girl in 5th grade that i dumped after one day because i got scared my family would find out and make fun of me

ever have kinky bum sex with a donkey?

It's not over until it's over

>>212776398
The Poo Eatles

lovely that

Can't sleep and have to be up in four hours for a full day aha haha kill me

Mecca

>>212776533
that looks mid honestly

>>212776064
ktim

Right I’ll take that as a rejection

Poobert

>>212776548
Buckees!

>>212776556
The last one was better. I got lazy and didn't make enough beef stock for this one. Still better than mid, but not my best work so far.

Paapa Essiedu slated to play the ghastly Severus Snape in the upcoming revamped Harry Potter series

>>212776610
K

>>212776449

Yeah!

Just showed racism the thumbs-up

>>212776657

got drunk and accidentally wanked to trannies again
fuming

bridish rappers b like

foggy at da beach on da english coast
cheeky bloke eatin all da beans on toast

reckon if i had a gf i wouldn't even know what to do
too used to doing nothing

>>212776727
So true

Going to post from a Canadian VPN when the ban hits

>>212776670
So this is rorke

The majority of white girls who are 'groomed' by Pakistani gangs are Irish diaspora. It's taboo to say this out loud.

>>212776760
Nihon has fallen

This Buc-ee’s is fucking desolate no people no food

>>212776722
>didn't post a tranny
Hi !

>>212775971
def the patrician choice although the short midge next to her is also a guaranteed tight vaj

fuck off heathersubhuman

>>212776760
>>212776780
Not so fast!

>>212776786
Blonde girl green shorts can get it.

>>212776790
oh but I did post a tranny!

>>212776790
mental how we allow these obvious paedophiles to perform their disgusting fetishes in public and anybody who disagrees is made out to be the problem

mad how good it feels when you first drive a car

Old beaner guy is blowing weed smoke into my bedroom window again. I'm getting hot boxed.

>>212776825
With a car you can go anywhere

>>212776766
>Jodie Sheeran, then aged 15, was allegedly taken to a hotel and raped in November 2004. She is believed to have been groomed by a group of young men of Pakistani heritage for a year beforehand.

Of course, her Irish diaspora family accepted her half Paki rapebaby

>>212776825
i hated it
love driving now that i dont stall it like a mong at each traffic light and now that i dont get the shits when being tailgated by a deano in some golf

>>212776825
i'm too nervous. it freaks me out.

>>212776827
enjoyed weed myself in the past but the general lawlessness of modern britain has created a demographic of selfish bastards who think they can subject us to their stinking fumes in every public place and just put up with it so i actually hate them now

>>212776837
Did she say she was raped?

odds dsotm
evens wywh

>>212776817
Um

Half-Paki, half-Irish rapebaby

Was Stalin a communist?

seriously people who go around public places stinking of weed or out of their minds on drink should all be flogged it's absolute nigger behaviour

>>212776811
>Jordans
she's only getting it from jamal

>>212776818
LMAO. Women brought this on themselves tbf, by being the progressive champions of feminism and LGBT. These men are outsmarting them and raping them, and now the women want men to be chivalrous and protect them from the monster they unleashed.

>>212776911
its only smells

>>212776904
He was a national communist/ML

>>212776911
do black even drink much?
I always picture african americans smoking weed not really drinking apart from "Henny" I suppose

>>212776904
Perhaps....

Kate's torso is longer than William's so she's taller when they're sitting down.

>>212776929
Settle down sissy

>>212776929
Funny how I saw a pretty girl and only saw a pretty girl, while you saw a pretty girl and your mind immediately imagined nigger penis. Mad even.

>>212776952

>>212776940
I used to have a black friend. No they don't drink as much as wyfolks but they are known to imbibe malt liqour from time to time.

>Women brought this on themselves tbf, by being the progressive champions of feminism and LGBT. These men are outsmarting them and raping them, and now the women want men to be chivalrous and protect them from the monster they unleashed.

>>212776952

>>212776929
she has long legs and basketball shorts
she is a basketball player

>>212776981
Are you Irish diaspora?

Wasn’t expecting a discourse over the girls i took a creepshot of
Making me feel guilty now we were all supposed to say we’d fuck them and move on :/

never been a fan of the beatles, and i think those who are are basic bitches and/or reddit moderators

crazy how good guerlain vetiver smells

>>212777051
but what's your opinion on the beetles?

hope heatherspastic dies a horrific death soon

(*＾-＾*)

>>212777051
good lad
it's beyond embarrassing when someone under 40 is really into the beatles

hate websites and apps that detect and lock you out if you're using a vpn, i'm connected to an australian vpn and just want my privacy for gods sake, stop being a cunt

>>212777002
HOW DARE YOU i do NOT look like that

*slides breathing tube under the next stall in the women's restroom to huff the fumes of the woman taking a shit*

Bigot!

>>212777020
No but I used to smoke weed with this black guy I met at a construction job.
I stopped though because it wasn't as fun as smoking weed with white people. Blacks are different. It feels different smoking weed with them. They don't talk about the same kinds of things. It just has a totally different vibe. I don't know what they talk about really. It's hard to understand them.

>>212777073
unc going to church

I haven't had pizza in a long time and I'm thinking about ordering a personal pan pizza from pizza hut
I was going to get these toppings: extra cheese, chicken sausage, grilled chicken, caramelized onions, fire roasted peppers, garlic, basil pesto drizzle
what do you think? should I change it? add anything? I was thinking of maybe adding the crispy cupped pepperoni

right but some of them are really fucking fit

>>212777123
>chicken sausage
are you out of your mind

>>212777112
i don't wear fragrances to church it's vulgar

>>212777129
Not trans. Any one my penis is attracted to isn't trans.

>>212777129

>>212777123
bit much mate

>>212777133
idk
why? is it not good? I haven't had it before, I heard it was a little bit spicy

>>212777140
based

>>212777144
:(
what should I take off then? it's all I'm eating today aside from a handful of almonds and walnuts so I thought maybe more toppings would be better idk

>>212777166
Who is this? Why are you saying this is a trans person?

>>212777178
NeriiLune on twitter
She is a beautiful (trans)woman

Currently listening to Morrissey

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vJuMmKSR94

>>212777185
Oh shit here we go. I guess I'm going to fap to a tranny now. This website is bad for me.

>>212777169
Feel like the onions and pesto will drown everything else out on your palate, not that they’re bad but it’s just too much to differentiate between

>>212777188
>Video unavailable
>This video is not available
:'(

>>212777123
stupid fat yank cunt keep it simple a pizza shouldn't be overloaded and sloppy just stick to two or three toppings ffs

>>212777201
Works for me.
Here's a live one, hope it works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqs-bDSQWT8

>>212777197
Not like it means anything for you, their goal is be a beautiful woman

>>212777238
I don't want to do this. Decided against it. Not researching them.

>>212777263
Coward, you’ll never become the high power level chaser you were meant to be

Rorke gone mad

>>212777288
>2 more weeks

>>212777288
The pakis and blacks would win a race war in England and it wouldn’t be close

It's whom not who.
Brits are so thick. Such a basic error would never be seen in any American publication.

>>212777233
yes it works thanks

>>212777322
based on what
your sheltered 4chan perspective?

>>212773167 >>212773203
>>212773144

black peoppo see any white woman and start jizzing and cumming straight away "bruh"
especially if blonde. if they see a normal looking blonde with cellulite on ass and a fat belly they dont care because to them a white woman (blonde) is the most expensive and prize thing in the world

LMAO

>>212777185
fit and looks FIT here
cute eyes

>>212777353
Nah they’ve got the numbers advantage
How are pensioners going to win a race war?

>>212777100
They're different beings. I avoid them and every non-white.

>I thought you locked the front door

>>212777359
Mousey chill bruh we can’t help what we like it’s all about what shows the healthiest person to breed with

Currently listening to Suede

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMTwbLL9JWc

yank you triggered the wigger libshit retard

>>212777359
>because to them a white woman (blonde) is the most expensive and prize thing in the world
If only white men also saw white women in that way, then maybe there'd be more white babies

>>212777359
hi was it you who said boost energy drinks mixed with water tastes like red bull

wigger libshit moment

>>212777369
numbers advantage.... have you looked at the numbers, retard?

So basically this is ronke

Timmy's crush

>>212777415
no its EMERGE (original flavour)
if you have one, and are trying this, use a sodastream on it or get some carbonated water even though carbonated/tonic water tastes different

>>212777433
yh

found a new bone or muscle on my shoulder today

>>212777448
oh emerge mb
I tried it with boost and was like wtf is this nigga talking about

>>212777469
I doubt it.

>>212777448
>no its EMERGE
and when will you emerge from your trailer?

>ronke

>>212777472
ive mixed the two together quite a lot and didnt find it until that day. you may have to give it a few tries to get that "blocky" feeling of Red Bull. it will also taste flat but it is definitely a 1:1 taste with flat Red Bull once you get it
>>212777481
new bone/muscle for me that I didnt have before as defined as this

Timmy's queen

This general sucks. Everybody is just spitting random bullshit and nobody even replies to each other's posts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODTYDesVIk

>>212777516
and the latest from the bird?

>>212777516

>>212777516
hi
sec the post deleted

>>212777511

horsse

>>212777534
>prey eyes
>dates asian women
pottery

I think playing Pokemon Go literally healed my blood vessels (that would be called angiogenesis), because now - when I am laying in bed and get the "drip" feeling - where the blood seems to go out of its containments and leak all over my internal organs - it doesnt go all the way down, coat my lungs and other organs, pool at the bottom and (touch wood - so far) doesnt make me jump awake any more. before it was like a timer for needing to fix it before I get a shock, but now it is just a trickle and thats it

>>212777536
the horses are not allowed.

>>212777559
>

>when I am laying in bed and get the "drip" feeling - where the blood seems to go out of its containments and leak all over my internal organs

>>212777559
What rubbish you speak

I have hurt my foot by running on my tiptoes because I wanted to start running fast. I have fucked my entire foot with a rebound injury after resting for a run that was like .1km
>>212777577
yeah you always act like that but still

>>212777559
I get that feeling when I drink any liquid

>>212777599
I get what you are getting at. I guess I have also stopped wanking under my bed duvet so often and getting air with that instead of choke wanking. and the jogging as well

I also got an erection for like an hour and then it stayed after I had a wank until I had another

my fence gates are competely ruined and I can't fix them

>choke wanking

Currently listening to Deftones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2hvf7aHwuY

>And whats worse is, I was the only one dressed with any semblance of class, I had a freshly steamed light blue button down oxford shirt, quality grey chinos and my brogues on paired with sunglasses

I cut out the knots in my hair with a butterknife

+ £170.06 GBP to my bank balance

I have 4 cash register drawers and 2 cash registers I feel as though I should sell now that I can afford boxes and postage

fuckin german techno

>>212777702
corr all that from your gay onlyfans

>>212777725
how have you acquired 2 cash registers

>>212777743
fuck off josh

>>212777743
maybe if I hide my face (like they all do) and start taking gay roids, or dont hide my face and start taking roids - and with both putting in like 10 hours of work a day

>>212777702
*hacks in and steals it all*

>>212777754
who's josh

you can all keep talking over me by the way...
also I am looking to get an item on credit to improve my credit score but I feel like Googling that will take me to those loans for people w bad credit. I am not only 1 month but 2 (or 1.5) because I paid my phone bill twice last month (1 month in debt) and can pay it again today; then it is only 12 months of being ahead on that payment to have paid 12/12 months (and have £25 with them in credit) to look really good for them

>>212777777

mousey's onlyfans more like onlybans

Greets Timmy when he comes home

and if not waiting then buying ANY tech with credit or Karma or something to be paying that off (or gold) because I have the money and if nothing else it can still go into the overdraft, which on its own would cover the whole cost of the loan if it was paid off straight away (my overdraft is that) so it is practically risk-free whilst giving me that option (fo safety AND for costs to then profit off the investment)

if the Humminbird fish finder - starting at £499.99 - can actually play Pokemon Go for some reason then with it coming with sonar radar it might be a good purchase for myself as well as others...

>>212777847
do you have a boat

>>212777831
shes so fit! ! !!!

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752416968245188.mp4

Let 'er rip Emma.

love him so much

>>212777865
science horse

>>212777877
I have that other picture of her but cant be bothered to get it

>>212777559
*hugs*

>>212777875

>>212777894
kek this is me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpiLWi6wlIs

Im on the straight and narrow track

oh yeah a battery bank thing is what I said I would think about getting (on credit of course!)
maybe a $50 one, and get it on a credit card and then just leave it

mans impersonating a nonce at 3:30am on a tuesday

>my sister compares to me shinji after watching evangelion
I regret ever telling her I watched it once

but im pretty sure Android phones started to be able to charge each other right? if you put the phones together I mean. the magnets I mean

magnets

not sure if I posted this or not
but its based (Jolteon)

>>212777777

Life went downhill when my parents house got foreclosed on

Beer #1 on the night down the hatch.

>>212777984
is that you at the bottom?

>>212778010
nh

How many Palestianians need to be killed until the West intervenes and tells the kikes to fuck off? 300K? 1.2M?

I was made for loving poo baby
You were made for loving pee
And I can't get enough of poo baby
Can you get enough of pee?

>>212778017
Not going to happen. Why give a shit about brown people shit on the other side of the planet that don't effect you?

I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE

>>212778034
Are you a nigger? Do you not have empathy?

>>212778048
>Do you not have empathy?
They're muzzies, they deserve it and a lot worse 2bh.

>>212778064
Oh got it, you're a kike or an evangelical! Kill yourself.

>>212778072
>only kikes and evangelicals hate muzzies

+1 pidgey candy today, at 40 berries and none before it, and none since at 70 berries. the one before was near 40 berries (10 berries less) and at 140. maybe it is computer random

>>212778188
stfu nigga

there is a common for "can evolvenew" to list the pokemon you can evolve new and have everything required except mega candies, to evolve them. but I forgot it

command*

I have caught 30 (out of 400) shiny Pokemon so far, which is under rate by +-12 (or one for every 12 encounters maybe)

going to Pokemon Go to bed in a moment but I have a lot of things I learned about Pokemon Go. you should play it

tell me who do you feel hate against

hard mode: no racial group

>>212778284
goodnight based PoGo player ^-^

>>212778304
Ukrainians

>>212778284
pokemon go to the polls

>>212778304
The citizenry of Poland (citizen groups aren’t racial groups)

>>212778312
why

Need Emma Watson to squat down over my face and deposit a specimen into my mouth.

>>212778327
theyre just annoying or something. just dont like them. theyre like that other country full of gay faggots who talk weird (Lithuania or something)

sleep schedule has been borderline nocturnal the past week
fell asleep at 8pm and arisen at 3:15
it’s a start

we're breaking the very fabrics of reality

qcorrupt Pokemon gain a lot of damage
loading screen tip for you while posts load

>>212778326
why

>>212778377
You should know better than me

5 things people arent doing in Pokemon Go ...

made myself hot and scared by dreaming up a spooky scary nasty dream

theyre doing the soy face! theyre doing the oy face! *griddies*

>feel hopeless and insane when waking up, like i’m awaking into another day in the prison sentence that is reality
>half an hour passes
>feel fine
why?

>trip hop
>not trippy
>not hip hop
?

>>212778422
>have a seizure and go insane, feel like im awakening into another reality here explaining or realizing something extremely basic but to me it sounds extremely basic and its a wonder why I am even realizing it in the first place
>go blind
what?

>>212778422
sleep apnea or bad sleep maybe
or your matrix programming takes time to load in the morning

>>212778422
this happens to me but when i go to bed
i dread waking up and living another day but when i actually wake up it's not that bad

q>==<what? >. #
>go blind
>what?
what?

>>212778445
alri saul of tarsus

>>212778462
>saul of tarsus
cheers yeah thanks

>>212778462
do you mean Paul and are being Jewish to me...

Toronto rapper Rapper Top5 was allegedly stabbed in the neck while in London

>>212778501
he was saul before he had a divine seizure on the road to damascus

>RP as a soyereign state
>cops come
>shoot them with an AR-15 rifle (fully automatic)
>shoot my dog
>just because someone shot at the police they get the SWAT team (federal police)
not very freedoms

I mean, whats after? the army? the ARMY royal air force? not fair. if someone doesnt want to pay taxes they should just have that land they own and they can pay to maintain it

ARMY air force is going to gay bomb the house?

Slowly getting inebriated and listening to KISS.

playing Pokemon Go

going to lock my smelly incel childhood bedroom and not respond to mum all day again

based

new MMO: account.pearlabyss

>>212778612
very impressive, you've earned my respect

>>212778813
corrrrrr

[sitting in silence]

>>212778813
>>212778831
Imagine how she works a bwc

Here’s your new you scum
>>212778863
>>212778863
>>212778863