Your 4’9” Latina gf demands to go through your phone immediately, threatening to stab you and accusing you of cheating because of a dream she had last night

How do you respond?

call ICE

I cram her goblin face into my anus internationally speaking in my country.

>>212773138 (OP)
I'd beat her up a bit to put her in line and remind her why she doesn't threaten me, then I fuck her stupid face.

>>212773138 (OP)
fuck her to calm her down

This bitch is walled as shit

>>212773138 (OP)
>threatening to stab you
https://x.com/narcoblogger/status/1944504706312913270

>>212773138 (OP)
she walled already
deport

>>212773138 (OP)

(video depicting op's scenario)

>>212773138 (OP)
Disarm her and stab her.

>>212773292
A Latina without a little chub is like an angel without wings

>>212773138 (OP)
How do I get a Latina gf like that in the first place?

>>212773138 (OP)
Accept under the condition we have sex when she finds nothing.

>>212773736
Why does she have to ruin her face with all that makeup
Especially while being in that place and with that clothing

>>212774022
Mashallah brother! I had no idea there was a Muslim population in Brazil!

>>212773138 (OP)

>>212774259
>with the expansion

>>212773138 (OP)
she's just gonna find a bunch of loli hentai and rascist soyjak memes
how sould she react? unsurprised, I give off that neet aura to basically anyone who's around me for more than 5 seconds

>>212773138 (OP)
Let her go through my phone and then break up with her because only women who cheat do this

>>212774345

>>212773138 (OP)
I threaten her that I won't fuck her for a week if she continues to be hysterical.

>>212773138 (OP)
Cute but too short

>>212773138 (OP)
Hand her a knife and tell her to calm down

>>212774345
Let's send thoughts and prayers to this dude

>>212773138 (OP)
>How do you respond?
you look like that famous guy bretman rock

>>212774495
More like thots and players, if you know what I mean

canNOT suffer with a latinxa gf

>>212773138 (OP)
I perform the expected response in this mating ritual and open fire.

>>212773297
I see someone already posted it

I’d be interested but our kids would be short and mixed race. No can do

>>212773138 (OP)
Hand her the phone and ask to go through while sitting on my face.

>>212774672
main reason why kids are short is ingrained poor cultural dietary habits
if they ate a high protein, high nutrient (mostly carnivore) diet they would become tall even if they were mexicans, problem is that this diet is very expensive and often unrealistic in cultures that live with their wider family and cook together

>>212773138 (OP)
but that's impossible, that's Moner and she hates white boys.

>>212773360
what did he do tho?

>>212773138 (OP)
>tattoo
into the trash

>>212775152
not enough sex

>>212773138 (OP)
Consider the following:
>pic rel

>>212775224
No woman is that horny

>>212773185
kek

>>212773437
>tfw no stab victim latina gf
Why even live

>>212776181
What’s appealing about a stab victim?

>>212773138 (OP)
i hand it over because shes not going to find any evidence

>>212773138 (OP)
I wake up

>>212774672
What a cutie patootie

>meet chinese girl on discord
>play roblox together
>have a nagging she's lying about her race
>locate her social media
>turns out she's actually a latina
Do women really just lie about their ethnicity over the internet?

>>212774564
she looks exactly like a lighter version of my ex, even the fridge bod

>>212773138 (OP)
>go through your phone immediately
Ok. Got like 6 numbers to family in there, a couple photos of nature and 32 music albums.
I don't use it for anything else.

>>212774564

>>212774933
Wow, how do you know that all the way over in the Netherlands?

>>212774345
When it comes to latinas, always check how the mother looks or if she's likes to do some kind of exercise (bonus points for yoga). Otherwise you'll risk the bloat

>>212777801
>Hey Isabela, liking the food? Awsome! And are you having a nice time so far? Great! By the way would you mind showing me some pictures of your mom? Preferably from multiple angles and some bathing suit photos too would be great if you have some

>>212773138 (OP)
Where booba

>>212776628
She breaks up with you because Latinas cannot stand the presence of an introvert

>>212773138 (OP)
>tattoo
ruined. other than that sexooo

>>212773297
basado

>>212778953
Sounds good to me. I like my solitude.

>>212779019
Very Swedish posts

>>212773138 (OP)
carl jung wrote about how when women get like this it's probably easiest to just slap them, seduce them, or rape them (his words)

>>212773138 (OP)
Bend her over the nearest step stool.

>>212779372
Very Indian post

>>212775780
>he doesn't know

>>212779418
Jung's words not mine

>>212779372
Did he even have a cell phone to begin with

>>212773138 (OP)
Mid and too old now

>>212773138 (OP)
>>212774417
>>212779980
Paedos

>>212773138 (OP)
By punching down, but literally.

>>212774212
He's right thought, it looks bad

>>212773185
Lel

>>212773138 (OP)
I have never been touched sexually by a woman

>>212774259
soon

>>212773138 (OP)
Something like that happened to me.
She didn't threaten to stab me but she said if I didnt showed her my phone and show her my Facebook and WhatsApp she would break up with me. I bluntly told her I wouldn't show her anything because I like my privacy, she said I lied to her I don't really love her, I told her I didn't lie, Im just not gonna do that and if she wants to break up over that that's her decision. She backed down, didnt break up and never mentioned it again, she was also much more submissive after thag. You larping bitches dont know how to handle your women.

>>212773138 (OP)
Take the knife from her and stab her with something else.