Thread 212778344

french hate edition

Dixon Püper, Esq.

>>212778365
mejican semen

>>212778344 (OP)
i was watching the trailer for borderlands 4 and the whole time i was just thinking somehow this game from 10+ years ago looks more visually appeal than this modern shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_n18lovbss

>>212778334
Yeah I'd rip his little fingers off one by one then his toes then his hands then his feet then his forearms then his calves then his shoulders then his thighs then jerk him off and ripe each testicle off one by one then his penis then his butt cheeks then his ears then his eyes then his nose then his mouth then his cheeks then his hair then his fingernails then id kill him for his atrocities against 8 billion jews

>>212778383
>Borderlands 4
Enjoy your spyware.

first they came for the mexicans and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a Mexican.
then they came for the muslims like the iranians and the palestinians and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a muslim.
then they came for the troons and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a troon.
then they came for the lazy federal employees, and I did not speak out because I was not a lazy federal employee.
then they came for jason and terrone and I didn't speak out because I would rather see them in alligator alcatraz.

>>212778373
woah why'd you have to make it gay

I can not imagine being trans
your entire existence is to be the sexual fetish of some Dyel prison gay incel
who can not get the attention of 3/10 bio women

>>212778399
sorry

>>212778397
>then they came for the muslims like the iranians
based based based
i get an erection every time iran is bombed
think i can work out an agreement of sorts with the sunnis so you can leave them arabs be

Bros... the Gen Z stare...

People say India is a shithole because it was a colony and the British ruined it.

But then they get real quiet when you remind them America, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand were also British colonies.

Russell Crowe looks so weird with long hair
Can't believe there are multiple films out there with him looking like this

>>212778426
Jason and Terrone are mods I bet 100% I'm going to get banned

ive been wanting to play destiny 2 but i cant imagine the idea of a game just ripping out its original campaign and dlc that people paid for and literally making them unplayable
once the full collection goes on sale for like 20 dollars how am i supposed to play from the beginning
>>212778395
shit runs all inside wine so no problem with that

Fuck Israel

Any of you have a sassy girl? I'm a little introverted and bitch literally bullies me sometimes

>>212778442
The British are why any part of India is tolerable.
The British should recolonize Indian.
The Sun Never Sets On The Union Jack

>>212778454
connor is wild now kek

>>212778386
But the clone didn't do anything.

>>212778386
Someday this post is going to be featured in a true crime documentary

>>212778468
If he was cloned immediately as hitler was dying then he genetically speaking he is the person who did it all

>>212778455
>shit runs all inside wine so no problem with that
Does that actually work to block all the shit about them looking at everything on your computer, including your passwords?

>black man talks over a electronic beat
>this is now music
nuke California and Jew York

imagine spending your time on twitter looking at pictures of dicks and reading tweets from braindead whores

>>212778485
yeah it's all sandboxed inside the wine prefix
and you shouldnt be leaving around passwords in txt files retard

>braindead whores
so every woman?

>>212778497
It reads your passwords saved in your web browser's password manager.

>>212778499
100% of them

>>212778499
after having interacted with thousands of real live people i can honestly say there's as many retared numale faggot retards with shit opinions as there are dangerous midwit leftoid dingbat women

spotted the cuckold in a beta bux relationship

>>212778487
oi i live in cali so that would be a little problematic
>>212778503
web browsers encrypt your passwords
a random program on your computer cant just read the file ding dong

>>212778516
>there's as many retared numale faggot retards with shit opinions as there are dangerous midwit leftoid dingbat women
wtf does this even mean?

no one likes me

sheets came out of the dryer smelling funky.

Your tax dollars are funding the slaughter of toddlers and there's nothing you can do about it.

And it’s a strange condition
A day in prison
It’s got me out of my head
And I don’t know what I came for

>>212778530
>a random program on your computer cant just read the file ding dong
I guess you weren't aware that games have been getting kernel level access to your computer for years now.

Ooh eee, ooh ah-ah, ting tang
Walla-walla, bing-bang
Ooh eee, ooh ah-ah, ting tang
Walla-walla, bing-bang
Ooh eee, ooh ah-ah, ting tang
Walla walla, bing-bang
Ooho eee, ooh ah-ah, ting tang
Walla-walla, bing-bang

>>212778540
And being used to pay for pedofile's salaries.

>>212778540
shut up faggot
>>212778548
you computer illiterate or something...
first that shit doesnt happen on linux so it's a non problem for me in the first place
but even if a program had administrator or kernel access it still doesnt allow it to read encrypted files unless they have a key logger or take screenshots or save your clipboard

>>212778552
Walla Walla, Washington mentioned

why did the remove the user counter from threads?
so trannies can same faggot spam propaganda on every board?

>>212778533
it means it's not just women who have shit ideas floating around, there's a disturbingly high volume of men putting out pure garbage and parroting awful opinions. it's worse in their case because men should be the rock that anchors women to sanity and reality, but instead they incubate stupid ideas and encourage them to do ridiculous things like run for President.

>>212778579
>you computer illiterate or something...
Sorry for not knowing that there's no way to open a dummy browser and scanning the password list.

i like Algeria and Algerians :)

>>212778594
Easier to market to potential investors if you can claim daily users by citing post counts and not by acknowledging a thread with 200 posts might only have 10 active posters in it. Instead it looks like it could be 200 individual users, which means more traffic (not really).

>>212778602
what youre describing is just remote access
which is completely different from scanning files on a user's computer
the latter is a much more plausible scenario for a video game

>>212778613
Who asked

>>212778539
Is your dryer getting hot enough. I had that problem once using the coin laundry in a trashy apartment a few years ago. Dryer was broken and barely moved any air, hot or otherwise. Pulled laundry out and it all smelled like mildew.

i really am logging off 4chan for good. i think this site has done serious damage to my mental health. i like you guys though so if you wanna be mutuals on xitter you can follow me @ / amerishart . bye cummies

Why are Albanian people so crazy?

ran a 28 minute 5k
we are slowly improving bros

>>212778637
yeah yeah see you tomorrow bro

>>212778637
see you tommorow faggot
if you were really gonna leave youd close off the site without leaving from faggy reply

Have you heard the golden toilet joke

>>212778637
Go jump off a bridge faggot no one wants you twittertards here

idk about you guys but I like when my seafood is BOILED IN A PLASTIC BAG

>>212778655
>>212778659
>tomorrow
>>212778637
You're not even closing this tab, you're going to keep posting.

Anyone know what this spot on my catberg's chin is? Feels like maybe a scab or something.

Plastic bad even though cheap and filling

>>212778676
KITTIN!
post kittin pleaseeeeeeeeeee

>>212778676
Cat AIDS.

>he thinks he can leave the only place where you are allowed to call people faggot niggers on the internet
here forever

>>212778637
nigga i don’t wanna see this bullshit on my tl

>>212778676
Could be acne. Take another photo showing the bump front a front angle.

A guy goes to the library and says I’d like a book on suicide

>>212778676
could be feline acne (this is a real thing look it up), pretty common. they get clogged pores/follicles like we do and it gets infected.

>>212778687
I've posted her here a couple times before.

THAT'S A KNICK KNACK PADDY WHACK

GIVE THE FROG A LOAN

HIS OLD MAN'S A ROLLING STONE

Been using chatgpt a lot lately
Is this bad? I just use it to talk about niche topics I enjoy.

GROCERIES what a beautiful word

favorite song lyric?
for me its "call me Mr. dog because i lick every thing"

>>212778729
It feels like shit.

>>212778720
qtpi <3

>>212778729
the whole idea of groceries being overpriced seems to be massively overblown
if youre halfway economic you can get a crapton of shit for the price of eating out a couple times these days
i think people are just stupid

>>212778701
yeah she's not letting me take another one lmao. but it sorta feels oily if i touch it.
>>212778710
doing some googling, I'm guessing it's this.

Better for every one already?

>>212778725
why would you use ChatGPT when you have the ultimate resource to chat with - 4chan?

*appears at your front door after you get in deep with the loan sharks*

are cats one the few animals that maintain their cuteness as they age

>>212778749
Are you a bot

>>212778344 (OP)
french are frens

greatest ally, mother of our country, architects of our constitution

>>212778752
i hate 85% of the users on this thread
then when i go to other generals im just told to fuck off so i get to listen to you retards

>>212778732
>I'm so tired, sheep are counting me

>>212778752
I use 4chan much more, don't worry

>>212778758
No.

>>212778758
He has schizophrenia

>>212778732
"im sweatin like a damn gesundheit"

>>212778764
Asshole

Cool.

This Egyptian bot is so fucking annoying it needs to fuck off how has this bot not been reported for spam

>>212778758
it's a bot
the curious thing is using a fucking egyptian ip to run it
>>212778781
you have the iq age intelligence and sophistication of a fucking tick you dumb hick

>>212778784
Good

>>212778784
He has a dynamic ip I think.
Mods are too lazy to ban him every time he changes ips

>>212778764
4chan userbase is based. if you don't fit in you're the problem.

>>212778792
Kys already

>>212778801
Thank you.

>>212778796
yeah certain parts of the website
this general is decidedly unbased

>>212778784
I used to report it regularly but janny would never do anything, it'd be like one out of 100 threads that it'd get blocked and it'd just show up a day or two later. They know it's here but they're more concerned with people being off topic or something.

>thinking you can stop spammer in 2025
you niggers

>>212778791
Everyone hates you
You need to kys

>>212778801
>>212778806
Stop being mean to it. It means no harm

>>212778808
I feel as if multiple people starting to report it will go away

It's funny how my liberal friends say "based" to describe left wing stuff they support, while my conservative friends say it for the right wing stuff they support.
None of them use 4chan, the word "based" has entered the public vernacular

LET'S DO THE FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL.

>>212778819
Cool.

>>212778814
im anonymous
might as well hate the fucking fly in your face

>>212778807
nah this general is based, it just has the odd faggot or moody bitch that tries to drag it down with spam or unwarranted bans.

>>212778819
Its fucking annoying and spams with the most random shit

>>212778827
Thanks, I think you're pretty cool too

What?

>>212778827
Show them you’re real. Send a vocaroo

>>212778836
Trash talk it

What is even the point of designing a bot like this?

>>212778836
Yeah, nigger.

I still think it's a schizo and not a bot.

>>212778844
Later.

>>212778841
hey ive seen syrians with more intelligence than you you fucking gyp

Where is he?

>>212778841
>>212778867
>>212778792
>>212778782
>>212778773
Actually kys

>>212778867
Ok

>>212778868
Ok.

>>212778851
The Sharty raid wasn't actually a raid, it was an excuse to reboot 4chan with machine learning and experimental AI integrated into it. Part of that is using bots to influence poster behaviour. 4chan was always being used to study human behaviour through passive observation but now it's actively being used to monitor and influence human interactions to see how different coercion and behaviour modification techniques work.

thinking about the Egyptian posters brown bussy

>>212778877
>>212778878
>>212778880
>>212778881
This really is an incredible series of posts

>>212778874
Actually I will.

>>212778878
if theyre clever enough to ban evade shouldnt the asshole who set it up have been clever enough to make more say more interesting replies

Everybody report this stupid bot

>>212778877
I have a dick.

>>212778887
Don’t do it

>>212778891
Nah, if I make a point of reporting hardcore graphic gay porn and shit porn that gets spammed here, and it stays up for +1 hour, I will not be wasting my time on some gay text bot.

reminder as long as the greedy yellow fuck owner of 4kike is making money
he does not care about the user experience on this site

>>212778885
Thanks.

>>212778880
>now it's actively being used to monitor and influence human interactions to see how different coercion and behaviour modification techniques work.
I believe it 100%. I think that's especially why you often see the same routine posts over and over, and then a counter-narrative will be spammed that's the exact opposite
they're testing to see how people react, and which forms of disinfo work best

>>212778897
Cool.

>>212778888
Slit your throat.

>>212778880
Bruh don't say that shit

I judt reported this stupid bot

i wish i lived in the deltarune/undertale world where people would actually like me

Really hope Gen Alpha haven't found 4chan yet

>>212778898
Retard.

Any of you have a sassy girl? I'm a little introverted and bitch literally bullies me sometimes.

>>212778950
true i do want ralsei

>>212778915
Nah, man.

>>212778947
They did

>>212778913
>>212778925
There's obviously shills from various countries that frequent this place, their posts are pretty obvious. But there's other tests going on constantly, same way they test human behaviour with different forms of urban design, software design, and even food offerings.

It's only scary if you're not aware of it or don't believe it's possible. I naturally assume aliens created life on Earth as an experiment and the whole planet is just a giant petri dish, so some dipshit at the CIA trying to make me think Israel is cool doesn't really bug me that much.

>>212778970
Damn I thought your idea sounded reasonable at first but now I see that you are a silly billy

>>212778959
i lost my girl (and subsequently my will to live)

>>212778989
was she good to you?

>>212778989
waaaaaaaaa
boooooo hoooooooooo
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>212778970
>I naturally assume aliens created life on Earth as an experiment and the whole planet is just a giant petri dish
If that were true there would be faster than light travel. We are as stuck in our own solar system as every alien is to their own

...but we do make an interesting petri dish. imagine being an alien and discovering the internet and having to decipher this meme

>>212778352
owned that chud

>>212778988
It's not silly billy shit. My best friend from high school used to work as a dev at Microsoft and they literally talked about making their software buggy so it would drive user engagement and discussion online. If everything just worked people wouldn't talk about it, but if it requires patches they can drive searches, forum discussion, and overall product promotion. Software is one of the products people will bitch about endlessly but there's only a handful of options so they can do this and get away with it.

Apple does the same thing with their hardware. They recently changed the hold/ring off from a slider switch to a button. People already pointed out how bad and flawed this is, easily gets pressed taking the phone in or out of your pocket or even just picking it up. They'll change it on the next model to something else and promote it as an improvement, when it was an intentional downgrade on these latest phones. Apple does this to promote what they consider "kinship" between their corporate brand and their customers, who feel like "Apple really listens to us, they heard our feedback and made it better!"

I never hit that high note

>>212778960
I can't.

>>212778970
I tend to assume some of the really extreme and rhetorically violent posts are feds trying to gauge who is actually a violent threat or whatever
but i think some posts are also just tests to see which kind of memes land well which predictably get the same kind of reactions to better refine their own propaganda-memes
Idk about the alien stuff that sounds pretty unbelievable to me

I bought a fine french cheese today, gonna eat it while I play hell let loose

>>212779009
yeah

>>212779038
Right.

>>212779044
Can you stop

do you guys remember when this was all over 4chan

>>212779059
omg that's hilarious! mind if I save it?

>>212779054
Why?

>>212779062
Save it. It’s all yours my friend :)

>>212779064
Good point

>>212779039
did you fuck it up?

>>212779077
Thank you.

i wanna peg someone

>>212779085
hey spinny

>>212779081
it was more complicated than that, more of a situational breakup where nobody was really at fault, but my behavior afterward definitely killed any future chances

I am Russian.

A young Ivanka is much hotter than a young Melania

I wish America and Canada weren't fighting right now, wouldn't mind taking a vacation to the South West to see Arizona/Utah/Nevada

Right, man?

nevada is a shithole

>>212779144
what fighting?

Be me.

for an adblocker adblock sure is showing me a lot of ads on youtube

>>212779149
I like to go offroading, I think it'd be kinda cool for that. Plus I could go to Vegas and win it big time and be a rich mega money man.

Hasan is kinda hot without his glasses

Yeah.

>>212779149
I lived in Nevada. It's fucking nice. And cheap as living fuck too, at least compared to Brownifornia

>>212779144
Are we at war?

im chopped asl

Noice.

I'm a nasty old weirdo

>>212779161
>>212779179

orange man is bullying clowney and apparently CBP is hassling Canadians big time, detaining them and wasting hours of their time with bullshit questioning. basically just harassing white Canadians coming to visit and spend money in America because they're butthurt magafags who think Canada is America's enemy.
i've heard some americans are getting really nasty too, cops targeting Canadian license plates and fucking with them at traffic stops.

>>212779097
we live and learn

If were being honest, this moment should have destroyed Trump’s political ambitions. It was devastating. But, he weathered the storm and persevered. If he can beat this, he can beat anything.

>>212778880
4chan was a joke project by a literal teenage faggot who thought it would be funny to make a shitty clone of a japanese message board for ironic lulz

I'm a nasty young weirdo

>>212779202
man the shit you believe is out of control

>>212779202
Are you on drugs?

Yeah.

>>212779149
Yup, probably the trashiest place I've ever lived. the cities are disgusting strip malls full of roving addicts. Traffic is horrible and everyday there's a horrific traffic accident. There's way more power outages than there needs to be. Tap water is full of heavy metals and other pollutants
Nevada seems more like a second world country
Glad to be leaving this shithole

I'm quick to blast a goon and break a motherfucker like a plastic spoon

>>212779220
Girl at work tried going to Florida to visit her parents who winter down there and CBP held her up for 7 hours in a waiting room next to minorities and hippies. She's literally a clean white girl with a Honda Pilot and they treated her like a drug runner.

INGROWN ASS HAIR

Ten reasons why Jaguars are more dangerous than lions

>>212779260
TEN reasons!?

>>212779234
With that said, the landscapes and nature are cool

I am loyal to the House of Caria until death

>>212779297
You're loyal to this bussy

This shit was so chill, just a moment in time

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/OtzVKUCZE5w

wild how some people actually put this stuff in their body

HOW LONG SHOULD I WAIT FOR THE FIVE GRAND RALPH

>>212779310
Look mittens, a faggot

you ever had a crazy ex?

comically evil

>>212779326
pfffffffffffffftttt

>>212779346
Ive never had a gf

>>212779355
Stern was better

>>212779346
dude must be swingin some serious pipe if she's that crazy for him

MLKKK.

Man, I deserve pussy.

>>212779346
...Or maybe I should be careful for what I wish for

>>212779371
he probably gave her her first orgasm and she went nutso

>>212779363
Than Opie? Yes.

Better than Jim and Anthony? Not a chance.

>>212779371
The ol' nessie surprise

drinking milk

>>212779399
meme doesn't make sense because an aquatic elephant would be just as cool as nessie
actually, nessie seems like it would be more dangerous than an aquatic elephant, so it's even the opposite

fags drink milk

Aliens know we exist but they think we're too gay so they won't share their tech with us.

Life is a humiliation ritual and then you die

>sleep from 7:30pm to midnight:30pm
>birds or bats or something chirping outside

my package is about 600 miles away, and it's gonna take a week to get here, which is bullshit. i could probably walk 600 miles in less than a week.

>>212779440
an elephant could easily fuck you up. nessie isn't even real, and she is STILL bound to the water only. seems clear elephant would win every time

my /v/ thread has over 300 replies

>>212779463
Death is the real humiliation ritual. They parade your corpse around in a box before chucking it in a hole next to strangers in some field no one visits. They reduce your entire existence to a name and some numbers on a stone.
Then the government spends months or years squabbling about how much money your corpse owes them before any heirs might have a chance to possess the meagre things you've left them. If you're lucky your name and photo will get published in a smalltown newspaper's obituary section, that no one will read, and will ultimately be used to wrap wine glasses when someone moves to a McMansion. The paper will then be used to line a bird cage and splattered with shit and piss before being thrown in the trash. A large spot of birdshit will land directly on your photograph many years after you're dead and gone, and no one will think twice about who you were or what you did.

>>212779494
i got these delivered today

>>212779511
Death is the best humiliation ritual there is, because it's the only humiliation ritual you won't be participating in.

>>212779511
that doesn't really matter since i wont be aware its happening desu

i am mean to people online, but i could never irl

>>212779537
same, i'm actually a recent decent person kek

>>212779530
>>212779528
That's why it's the ultimate; it happens completely without your consent, protest, or knowledge. Not even death itself can remove you from the abuse.

>>212779537
>>212779553
You mean you're a pussy.

I wouldn't consider myself a good person. I'm just an average guy in a world full of evil shitheads.

>>212779558
If a tree is abused in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

>>212779590
It can't make a sound if it's dead.

gn /cum/shots, see you tomorrow when we enjoy our morning covfefes

CAUSE IM JUST A TEENAGE DIRTBAG, BABY
LISTEN TO IRON MAIDEN BABY, WITH YOU
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>212779608
I have the morning shift at work

>>212779511
Damn, somebody's having an existential crisis
Just finished reading Death of Ivan Ivanovich or something?

>>212779622
no one cares about you

>>212779624
*Death of Ivan Ilyich

>>212779608
night bud

>>212779626
you cared enough to reply

>>212779639
freak status: airborne

31 Superman threads on /tv/ currently

>>212779673
brucesissies....our legacy....

>country sizes by blueberry production
Noone can compete against us.

>>212779673
/tv/ is normie

>>212779695
1993

Stop you work whore it is gonna hit you soon, sorry.

>>212779735
Why is she so sweaty

>>212779695
Why aren't thirdies into blueberries? They are delicious.

>>212779744
She's fucking me.

>>212779744
Hot day. Why are you sweaty, sweaty?

>>212779740
Will you be my whore if I buy you dinner?

>>212779735
ok but fr whoever thought up the word "shemale" was pretty funny

>>212779795
Shemale was such a common insult for girls back when I was in secondary. It wasn't that the girls looked like boys or anything like that, but it was the go to insult for some reason. Rumors would also be spread about certain people being shemales or hermaphrodites.

steak turned out quite rare

>>212779747
Blueberries are more adapted to cooler climate, it's probably too difficult for thirdies to grow them.

/v/ is boring, i like doing my thing then shitting up a thought on here for a dumbass to read. i think ive become jaded.

at least 50% of this steak is just tendon or muscle

>Drive around the rural part of my state/city
>people use highbeams but turn them off when driving past other cars
>drive around the well lit city
>people keep their highbeams on 24/7
What is it about cities? Does it make people dumber or just more selfish?

>>212779886
lmao wild nobody at my school said it I didn't even hear of it until porn

There are like 40 people here and only 10 mexicans.

>>212780043
It's almost never worth using high beams anyways. You either do the right thing and have to flick them off every 5 seconds on 90% of the roads in America or you're a fucking asshole. As a result I rarely use them unless I'm somewhere very remote

>>212780073
i'm wow'd that a monday night got 40 people at all

>>212780073
>cabo wabo
omg is that sammy hagars bar? i love van halen

>>212780077
90%+ of my state is woods so driving rural at night you basically need them in a lot of places especially on winding roads

Each day that passes I become more and more Ameriphobic, is this normal?

>>212779456
I mean, would you share your tech with us if you were an alien?

>>212780132
yes

I am Russian.

worst comment on 4chan award
>>>/v/715497431

>>212779537
I'm nicer here than I am in person. It's not on purpose. It's just that I've been informed from a variety of sources that I'm an asshole sometimes.

>>212780153
Who's chopping off their dick?

>>212780043
>What is it about cities? Does it make people dumber or just more selfish?
More selfish. Think about it logically. When you're in a swarm of thousands you have far less incentive to act pro socially
whereas when you're in a tiny group acting selfishly in that way is costly because in a small town people recognize you and you'll get a bad reputation
In a big city no one cares about you, so you have no reason to care about anyone else either

i dont like seeing people hurt

already almost time for bed

I only got off work 3 hours ago...

>>212780214
i watch police bodycam videos of them ventilating crazy people with guns

>>212780166
trannies

girls that kinda look like guys attract me the most

>>212780252
????????????

>>212780252
I prefer women who embrace their femininity

>>212780235
i dont like the screaming and fighting.

Just heard about Jason.
Sorry for your loss

>>212780259
what are you trying to communicate with this stupid piece of shitass post?

>>212780261
what exactly does this mean?

>impossible to find good ebony porn
do attractive black women not do porn in 2025?
just constant tease content?

>>212780279
>what exactly does this mean?
I like girly girls

goodnight

>>212780286
jezabel vessir

my girl uses and likes me for my body. i don't like it anons. can a nigga not be loved for himself?

>>212780103
Yeah they told me that.
That band was playing country music and everyone was going crazy I didn't know any song at all

weed is so cringe

dobranoc

>>212780147
You already said that before, sweety.

the only true National Socialists i've met were brown latinos

>>212780590
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