Thread 212778863

Sean Lock and Benedict Wong wait on laundry in a laundromat whilst an elderly woman folds her completed laundry and a woman reads a newspaper in the background edition

life in london is better than anywhere in the entire USA

t. looker

might sign up for one of those clinical trial thingos and get paid $7000 just to stay in a hospital for 4 days and have god-knows-what injected into me

>>212778890
don’t think they do it like that mate

>what doesnt kill you makes you stronger
true except for methyl mercury

I look amazing in this hotel bathroom lighting

>>212778890
did one of these during my broke student years and I've been afflicted with pervasive bi thoughts ever since
wasn't worth the £500

imagine you come home and this is your wife.
are you happy?

>>212778926
Top or bottom?

>>212778930
I’ll take anything at this point

>>212778946
power bottom

mumstein says she noticed a difference in my behaviour after i got vaccinated for measles and mumps and so forth, she thinks they turned me autistic

>>212778926
what did they give you

>>212778986
just alcohol

i got heart damage from gardasil 9

was watchin madeline cline on josh horowitz podcast earlier

shes super cute

>>212779006
Back up bro SC girls are built for NC bulls

power weeping

>>212778863 (OP)
god whats that chinese guy cLled again? recognize him

ehats he been in again?

seen.him in a bunch of stuff

what we do in shadows may have been one but im finking o f what else he been in

what do we do with paedophiles who don't abuse children or look at cp? reckon we should kill them all anyway?

>>212779023
isnt that just normal people

>>212779023
that’s a majority of men

>>212779031
>>212779057
um

>>212779031
>>212779057
'

>>212779067
>>212779078
Not defending it just saying it cos it’s true
Most men are nonces and would still be raping/marrying teenage girls if there were no repercussions
Always been that way

>>212779103
feels like you’re projecting a bit

i'm 34 years old and i live with my parents, never had a job or sex either

>>212779138
Because statutory rape doesn’t happen ever and child marriages never happened

>>212779196
rasheed

>>212778872
retard

>>212779159
holy based
one day this will be me as well

really chives my spuds when yanks make completely unfounded assertions about other countries, they 100% live up to the stereotype of being ignorant but confident

>>212779196
>Sneedville

>>212779221
Yes Rasheeds are a major contributor to the nonce population what of it

>>212779233
I’ll sour cream your yams

>>212779233
most australians are uneducated bogans, you have no room to judge

Stop the phone, lol.

>>212779271
there you go again

Big fan of ponies me

>>212779277
you live in melbourne

>>212779233
yeh sheltered spoiled people are horrible and most americans are exactly that

don't all post at once

>>212779325
We just did

welkim ta melbin mite

Pass.

>>212779332
well that's awkward x
auto-update has been fucked for me ever since the site got hacked, there's like a 15 second delay

>>212779298
wrong again you seppo paedophile

>>212779352
projecting, are we, lachlan?

Put laundry on after wearing the same few rags for well over a month and gonna have my first shower in about 10 days
Life may be in shambles but as of right now I'm gaining small clues

>>212779352
Don’t be mad we had the balls to break free while you were too busy sniping abos

Filth

>>212778863 (OP)
Do people really take off their clothes at laundromats?

Gn brit

Nice.

anyone else support thatcher just to piss off their poorthern dad

>>212779196
Is it possible people in the past were just kind of retarded

>>212779472
Well no because people still rape and marry kids

>>212779368
not lachlan and not projecting. you're a moron.

>>212779487
so you are brown

>>212779448
no. i wasn't born yet in the 80s you see

>>212779505
you can support people who lived before you were born you see

>>212779499
I can only assume you’re a ‘sheed at this point
Your prophet mahmet raped kids

Little lesbian looking cunt

>>212778882
Being a "scientist" back then really was just about spouting schizophrenic nonsense lmao

choons?

>>212779518
mate you’ve defended noncing by trying to point out “everyone does it/is one” and “it’s normal”, yet the only places with these views are third world countries
you are projecting

>>212779517
what would be the point?
>>212779544
can't tell if he's a 10 year old boy or a 32 year old ftm tranny

the Internet is so terrible these days

6AM make me a gluten free sandwich with vegan cheese or some other soy thing

me when I come home drunk to my wife [fists clenched]: "youll be defeated into the ground!"

>>212779764
this is so based women need to know their place

zorua vore Google images

phwoar

finkin bout ingestating the brekkienghamshires

bloody good diss one hairfta be inuncia-uttered

cenno comes in tomorrow, get innn

I wnat to be dressed up like scorbunny and raped by zorua Google images zorua snuff porn tags:

cable bldg

despite the somewhat chilly weather of late it hasn't really bothered me at all, in fact i find myself sweating when i'm sitting in my car with the AC on full blast, this is probably a side effect of the steroids

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Allow it.

>>212779595
everything might as well be nonsense to you

Absolutely shattered. Wouldn't be if I hadn't stayed up until 1AM wanking, but here we are.

zorua potion spam self destructive rape poisoning

scranning brekkie

I think I am good.

oh my science, i literally can't even

>>212779823
grow up

YouTube zorua fainting animation and download the video

>>212779855
I am Russian.

>>212779810
only dysgenic people use steroids or lift weights >>212779804

computer, imagine, hypothetically, imagine something you could do, imagine it for me, hypothetically. computer make that idea

>>212779866
probably the most dyel take i've ever seen posted congrats

and I want you to ltierally disengage the safety protocols. computer turn off the cringe inhibitors. incorporate more posts. computer. c.

lets say I think C++ is a good job career just to get into computers, and hypothetically once you are in you can go to the market where there are the least amount of women fucking it up yet. send post

the economy, literally. the economy

>>212779885
Stop you fucking cunt XD

>>212779905
proto gf looks exactly like this

>>212779905
Stop you fucking jobeless looking homeless faggot slap

>>212779716
yeah

*puts on a little cube* if Israel is paying me and I have to pay rent (or buy housing) from Israel and that price has been increased and I told Israel that when they reviewed my "housing costs" but the money from Israel was made lower for repayments of the debt that THEY created! and I get it fixed so that Israel pays for the rent out of that instead and the money shouldve always been like that (to not pay off a debt) then who owes the money or who should give the money back in that to Ben Sharpio

the debt repayments from when they were made paid back*
backdated*

actually its money for me, they want me to have it. so I guess its OK because all it is doing is, its the money that was meant for me anyway (even though it still feels weird that it is the government). thanks

>>212779878
lool dyel need to we're already class would actually batter you so easily people who bodybuild are unironcally weak

if the government gave me £10K I would have a chance at being off benefits after for sure :)

i'm silly in the arse

Jay Naylor red riding hood potion they give the guy spam

comically brutal mogging

im losing my edge
losing my edge

watching PORN of cartoon DOG SEX and theres NOTHING THE GOVERNMENT CAN DO ABOUT IT and they HAVE to watch they have ratted my phone im losing my edge they are memory mining they will ban VPNs

>>212779905
He wears it well.

God damn this is "taste". Why does every american tranny look like a schizophrenic clown with makeup.

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>>212780063
get a grip mousey

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>>212780080
insects fucking hentai girls impregnated ghost sex succubus sex gangbang rape hentai

>>212779990
i would be crushed in seconds by any bodybuilder if they could get their hands on me
that said some of them look like if you slide tackle their knees they would be fucked for years

>>212779990
you have 12" arms mate you couldn't open a glass jar without my help

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my arms are long and slender like a giraffe's

obviously state made China brainwashing videos obviously ESL Russian suggestive videos how to kill the president of Cuba

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book collection of how to have a hang yourself wank pain olympics videos of people cutting their dicks off

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

ISIS beheading videos chainsaw beheading videos people getting thrown off buildings people getting lynched the tax man

>>212780134
>>212780125
>>212780112
quentin

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

the hated or least openly liked porn from the 40s

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

why is Alice Springs in australia a shithole

>>212780169
Cool.

remember everyone about the progress over last weekend

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

nailed that loser

what ever happened to that poofterpox epidemic that came riding on the coattails of chinky flu?

>>212780187
I am Russian.

>>212780202
Suppressed.

>>212780204
fuck off 190

>>212780202
got banned because kids and dogs were getting it

I am Russian.

>>212780227
Why?

the government should have introduced a universal digital age verification system to be accepted by all websites so you didn't need to verify on each one separately if they were going to do this
not that they should have done it in the first place, mind you

nearly 7am
almost time to get up and commence some assassins creed origins toil for about 14 hours

>>212780244
that already exists and it's what a lot of sites will be using

day 2 for them

Fuck off zombie.

>>212780253
im glad they took on my suggestion

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14878967/Girls-mobilised-stop-boys-waste-space-claims-peer-says-teenagers-higher-standards-boyfriends.html

Girls should be 'mobilised' to stop boys becoming 'a waste of space', says peer - as he urges them to 'expect more' from relationships

Girls should be ‘mobilised’ to stop boys becoming unemployable ‘wastes of space’, Lord Blunkett has said.

The former Labour education secretary said schools should empower girls to ‘expect more’ from the boys they have relationships with.

It would stop boys ‘taking it as read’ that girls will be interested in them even with a poor work ethic and attitude, he said.

The prospect of being shunned by girls would be an ‘incredibly powerful’ incentive to prevent boys failing in life.

He pointed out that many boys try to copy influencers such as Andrew Tate instead of striving to become useful citizens.

To combat this, Lord Blunkett, 78, suggested schools promote ‘positive masculinity’ to form the ‘fathers of the future’.

He told The Mail on Sunday: ‘We need to mobilise the girls to ensure that they get the message across that if you’re a waste of space, we don’t want to know you.’

Lord Blunkett, who grew up in poverty, addressed concerns about the underachievement of boys.

you now remember laura pidcock

I am Russian.

>>212780244
Slave mentality

>>212780281
>built up to replace corbyn one day
>loses seat

does /brit/ fw death metal lowkey?

>>212780275
Nobody cares what a dysgenic thinks.

fizzy peach pineapple mango melon blood orange coconut lemonade

>>212780308
many such cases
RLB's still an MP but you never hear anything from her these days she just gets on with constituency stuff

>>212780246
Any Assassin's Creed since Revelations is woke nonsense

only the video game I like is good

I'd do very sexual and coprophagic things to Emma Watson.

>>212780109
your mam loves my 12" todger i open her jar with my fingers every night lool

>>212780335
even if that were true and i'm not sure why you think it is, i don't care if games are woke i care if they're fun

>>212780304
if i'm going to be hanged i would at least want the hangman to know how to tie the noose properly
not that it's going to happen to me, not in the uk, you see.

am bag camp pleb
or
beg cab lamp amp

Thinking about pretty girl poo makes my peepee the big peepee.

>>212780281
no i dont

rorke vs leftypol

so weird this line just popped into my head so I look up the video to watch it again because I like it and then I see that the guy just passed three days ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrhzX3dRRiI
he must be floating around in the ether

The last 10 days of 4chan lads....

>>212780468
set up your savings account(s) FAST!

>>212780466
You're making connections that don't exist.

>>212780477
get a grip on yourself

True love will find you in the end
You'll find out just who was your friend
Don't be sad, I know you will
But don't give up until
True love will find you in the end

Free greng wallace

>>212780511
retard

>>212780510
<3

A Warwickshire school has offered "unreserved apologies" to a student prevented from making a speech at school about being British, while wearing a union jack dress.
The 12-year-old, who attends Bilton School in Rugby, wore the outfit for Culture Celebration Day on Friday.
Her father, Stuart Field, said: "My daughter felt like there was an issue, she felt like it was something she shouldn't have done. That's what is wrong about this whole situation."
A spokesperson for the school said: "We deeply regret the distress this has caused and offer our sincere and unreserved apologies."
Mr Field said in a Facebook post he picked his daughter up early from school after the incident.

>>212780468
funny if true

opening a savers account with £10 (9.99 actually) and putting in £1 (1.01) a month would double the £10 in just one year. I put the interest to be paid in my main account, and the reason why is to leave in the account to sit once it is doubled, or taking the remainder (the 0.11) at first even though it is 1p pence a month taken then. doing this is beneficial is it is doubling the £10 which isnt a lot of money but is easy to come by (it also does not scale well). it synchronises with my energy drink purchases (£0.99) putting in £0.01 into my bank account from save-the-change, when I purchase bonus energy drinks to create cost. the money is left in the account (is invested) forever and pays back to the main account at £0.23 per year, which is a shame it isnt £0.25. indeed, changes are needed to bring up the money/years to 4 years. this savings account could also be renewed as a yearly task fo you to do, for it to be a savings account (and not the non-renewed savings account) unless the it is better interest rate to not renew

if these "people" don't give me a job i will be very annoyed

if you get £10 profit from an(y) investment and put it into account in this way it will double the £10 in one year

>>212780605
alri martin lewis

>>212780616
im evil martin lewis

>>212780588
didnt read, youve wasted your time

>>212780622
i would like to make a pun but i'm not going to

only relevant to me but I am putting in £6 to the account because I thought I had that amount in the other one, and did transfer it once I realized that I didnt. for £0.09 extra a month (which does bring it above £0.25 a month) I can just wait and find the best time to transfer it to that account as I just have transferred it already

>>212780662
do you realise how much money you'd have if you got even a minimum wage job tobes?

or (afterwards) just put £1 in a year, which is below half (to not split it in half) of the interest you get from it, until retirement. not as a retirement fund but a savings, and which you are buying more debt on to have to pay back (which gets out of hand quickly)

>>212780662
if bill gate dropped a £50 note and picked it up he would have lost money by wasting time picking it up, that's how rich he is

>>212780683
yes I worked it out, and could probably save £20K a year in savings alone. also I think its probably illegal for someone to give me £10K, to have it sit in the savings account as its baseline for interest and better rates

>>212780707
and are you going to seek employment...?

if I had £50 right now I would put it in a 1 year investment plan of extreme risk and put in from my own account the £30 or so pounds it would cost to break even at the end of the year if the investments break even

eating vitamin c

>>212780743
vitamin cock

and see if it makes the £6 or so from monthly (which is nice because there are 12 months in the year). £6 to break even is extremely fair and I want to win it big with the risk investment of £50 and gain a lot of returns from that

and I can have my £6 from that profit to pay for the £6 to my savings account mentioned (to make it £12 instead of mentioned prior)

abos look like indian/black mixed race people

wish I could filter out schizobabble

>>212780806
yes it's pretty obnoxious but easy to filter out mentally if you recognize the poster (which is mousenonce 90% of the time)

but I cannot do that, so I have to add £9.99 to the £6 + .68 £ I put in from [something else] and that can be another smaller 1x percent, the aforementioned £6 previously mentioned being £7.68 and adding £8.99 to that to get to the same number. £0.60 going into the savings account with money in it (the (THE) savings account) though

sold and bought 10s thousands £s worth of shares loads over the past year paying no regard to tracking it for tax purposes. have no idea how much i owe hmrc if anything. they don't actually know how much you have made from shares right?

>>212780840
if you sold over the capital gains tax-free allowance the platform you use will report your transactions to HMRC

if bill gate invested a £50 note and cashed out at £6 profit he would have lost money by wasting time investing it, that's how rich he is

16.67 is an interesting number because it is the tail end of the division that results in .666 recurring, which if you scale up goes to .6667, which introduces scaling which previously ("it does not scale upwards") was a problem, say with being able to do it again and again. I mean - to the same account - another £10 to the account to double it

it's too ruddy cold

>>212780840
yes and up to a certain amount (less than what you put in) it is tax-free, but after that you have to pay taxes on amounts you put in

£0.29 *2 is almost £0.60 which is most importantly the number that was pulled from the investment section and is also half of 12

is now a good time to go to bed

but as I am not doing the investment (cannot) I shall instead put in and then eventually take out the .60 £ with the £8.99, then put in another £1 straight away to get the month paid and not count it myself, to put that number at .40 total (which is good, considering that it was going to be 0.00)

>>212780891
always a good time to go to bed

>>212780870
stole your image and your ruddy vernacular (bet it's tropical there)

if you put £10 in a savings account, and £1 a month into the account, you will double your money in a year

>>212780915
freezing my proverbial nads

>>212780935
thats balmy wtf

>>212780891
no now is a good time to start the day

50 years of accruing more interest-wealth

>>212780878
>>212780862

yeah but only if you sell at a profit

really it is paying (is buying a debt) £10 to have yearly £0.23 until retirement, and if the debt is repaid then so is the £10. and my idea for currency wouldvf worked

business idea: open a bank

>>212780759
no, ascorbic acid

>>212780958
lads it's 285.15 Kelvin but I'm like absolute 0° I can't sunbathe in this weather -_-8dwh0

sparking the next racist or homophobic cunt the fuck out

need to slink of like a snake

if there was £2 in the account I thought there was £6 in, and now there is £7 (7.68), the £2 has been halved if the £9.99 becomes £8.99 because it would be adding £6 to that. there would be £8.99 + 6 + 1, £1 from the £2. in this case, the £1 to start the standing order is lost (as in it is lost if the £2 is not halved, or one is true)

>>212781035
>>212780982
fascinating stuff mousenonce

reading about manifesting on /x/ these nibbas crazy

wish the doctor would change mouseys meds so he goes back to his old ways

>>212781035
even chatgpt a literal super computer has no idea what you're saying here:

The message is disorganized and mixes arithmetic, assumptions, and unclear logic. They're likely overwhelmed or confused about how small amounts are moving around in their bank account. It would help to clarify:

actually I am OK with the £1 being £0.40 and 1 month is £0.23 (or .29) to make that £0.60 of that £1, and it is from the £1 start being true being that .40 £ + .20, being false and the £2 halved being £1.60 (because of the first month) is fine, to lose .40 £. the bigger number is more important

>>212781078
he's a good case for medically assisted suicide

>>212781061
White women believe in that though

>>212781112
sybau nigga

>>212781118
speak english

the smaller number is more important actually as it is so close to .30 £. therefore, the .68 £ (or amount that it is, going back to the main savings account where the bulk is), can become .88 £ put back in the account from the .40 £ (explained as "cost") that is now halved, with the cost from the account being .20 £ and contribution being .40 £. achieved by way of the money starting (on screen .40) being .20 when the money is moved, and at the account it is transferred to (going to the main savings account the contribution) being .86 £ or what it was. this leaves the account at the same balance as what is on screen when it is finished

8am

Ridiculous that I have to pay to read BBC now

>>212781149
why would you read that rag?

trying my hardest to follow along

I was the kid wearing cowboy boots when it came time to kick the big beach ball with the neighborhood kids. Naturally, my cowboy boots punctured the ball. Thus began my social ostracization.

£8.99 + £7.88 + £1. this being £9.99 + £7.88 + £1. the first £1 not counted (but is still there). the result that you end up is .88 £ too much of a count

>>212781175
I like their prose

rorke reading the financial times
leftypol reading his bluesky feed

>>212781185
ask AI any question and then say "no its not" with anything that you want to ask it

>>212780572
Frankly he's a fuckwit. It would be like holding National day and then dressing your kid up in flags of another country.

Having to see blacks everywhere is absolute torture. They are are profoundly inhuman, ugly, smelly and inferior.

>>212781236
it was "culture celebration day" not "international country day" leftypol you dishonest jewish homosexual

>>212781258
same goes for all the biomass

sad

just seen an old man wearing an anime t-shirt

Got £1,488 in my bank account right now HH

there has been 1 bank holiday which falls on the 1st this year, and 2 bank holidays on the 1st and/or 15th in 2026, which takes £1 from the APR interest rates twice that year and means 2 days + 1 from the last year. the total number of holidays is 8, and if £8 were to be put in it could interact with the £2 in the account, or £6 put in (to be £2 lower which again is double the £1 lost or is or is related to the £2 getting halved)

I deserve better than you lot

He’s a thought Christian, how about you help your fucking own. We are struggling over here

>>212781361
is he British?

>>212781361
He's lived in California for 30 years now

>>212781385
Yes
>>212781399
So fucking what? He is British, that’s disgusting what he’s done

actually just January 1
thats if it starts this month - is 1 time. it equates to 0.01 £. not worth storing £20 about (as it would come out of the main savings account), but £2 added would help to be £0.02 more yearly (to that £0.01 lost on one day) to put that in as it is partitioned from £20 taken out of my bi-monthly payment to be put in the main savings account while I spend the rest to use that £20 at the end after it has been saved, becomes £18 until the end of the year, when I WILL be taking the £2 back (after that there arent any more payments in to the savings account)

embarrassed myself at the pub yesterday
what the hell was i thinking pub on a monday

batman funded gay porn dance lessons for rape gangs and moo deng

not really on is it

thick cunts at the grauniad

or if not daily (contributing to the APR one day earlier, but at the start of the year of saving) is doubling the 1p pence and leaving it in the £10 savings account

by the way my JSA has gone up £20

>>212781459
True tho

>>212781481
corr it lush, what are you going to spend it on?

it was not quite (and temporarily) £250, but close, and is now £230 (I have spent £20 of my savings before even hitting the shops). so it is basically paying that £10 and already, the £20 in my mind. I wont miss £1.01 a month

mousey doing his tax returns

>>212781432
this was me but on sunday

>>212781507
I think that tax returns will be easy because things can be tracked with 1 penny or 2p pence coins, and they can be like little tokens, or worth their weight in metal

not sold on this whole overnight oats thing

Is it true that Lithuanian people commit crime in the U.K?

drying myself with a tea towel because mumbergs put all the bath towels in the wash
feels like victorian bloody england this

>>212781487
>>212781459

leftypol, PLEASE don't tell me you genuinely think you are the silent majority
that is so embarrassing

Has rorke ever smoked weed? I reckon he'd get really paranoid and ruin it for everyone

leftypol lighting the bifter
rorke complaining about the smell

>>212781553
I haven't read the article but it's probably about Israel

So YES absolutely despising the Israelis (which most people do) is counter to gov policy of being a lapdog for the zionists

smoking crack in a skip

>>212781589
most people would support israel over Palestine if the entire country was polled

>>212781618
you're out of touch

get it glassed

summat in the fridge has gone off
smells like rotten arseholes in there

>>212781633
i'm out of time

>>212781642
probably the arseholes then

most people also despise muslims
how about a poll on that?

>>212781633
No you are absolutely out of touch if you think the majority of people in this country support palestine

>>212781618
A majority of people would vote for us to sanction and cut ties with Israel if polled.

Not need to even mention the Palestinians.

I can't go for that

>>212781633
You're out of touch says man existing entirely within his urbanite bubble

you're out of touch
im palestine

apple pie and ice cream for breakfast lunch and tea today

>so tell me what you want what you really really want
what could they have possibly meant by this

>>212781674
scream if you actually believe this

>>212781709
No I don't want to wake up my roommates

>>212781691
What the fuck does living in a city have to do with support for Israel

You think the common man sits there praying for Israel to conquer the rest of Palestine and that we should help them?

>>212781705
they really really really wanted to zig a zig AHHHHHHHH

>>212781618
*were polled
Hypothetical
Subjunctive mood

>>212781723
The average person dislikes islam and only views that conflict through a west Vs islam lense

>>212781692
lel

>>212781750
The average person hates child murderers more than they hate Islam

>>212781750
average person in the yookay is muslim, checkmate rorke

>>212781765
>>212781770
You're out of touch leftypol

waiting for the new are we?

>>212781765
the average boomer maybe

>>212781844
dogshit zingers locked and loaded

daddy want labubu

if bill gate bought palestine he would be out of time because he wasted it buying palestine that's how short of time he is

>>212781850
meant for
>>212781750

>>212781928
>>212781928
>>212781928

right then.