Thread 212780590

Pork pie edition

Previous: >>212778344

anon I got u a gift!

I've been buying ground pork instead of ground beef because it's cheaper

>>212780718
I only know how to cook rice or eggs

>>212780734
put ground beef in pan
turn on heat
stir

>>212780796
I should try this, yeah

my braised short ribs have 45 min left in the oven.

>>212781022
You're a nocturnal cook

I only get nocturnal emissions

don't you fucking look at me

>>212781154
I have never had one of those

I feel like a ghost in concrete

Dark flame master

Something is waking up within me

>>212781289
a wet dream? bit hard to believe

>>212781350
not everyone is a mentally sick coomer like you are

>>212781476
im not a mentally sick coomer, but I used to get them all the fucking time. That's how I actually became a serial coomer

N

I am a fan of feces

NIGGERS!!

:/

>>212781587
Whats got your panties in a bunch

>>212781594
I'm naked actually

Have any of you done an online personality test before? I know they're just glorified zodiac signs, but still. I'm an INTP, probably most of 4chan is

>>212781614
My personality is too complex to be defined by their parameters

>>212781614
I'm ENTP

>>212781614
I always got intp on those myers briggs tests,

>>212781649
Npc

>>212781649
Based, same
>>212781664
I'm a sentient being with an inner monolog

>>212781632
yeah like I said they're not all that legit. butbgenerally speaking where do you think you are?

>>212781688
I used to get INFP but now I get INTP

>>212781682
very based

>>212781664
my ex was INFJ

"Estimates vary, but some studies indicate that around 30-50% of people frequently experience an inner monologue. Others may experience it less frequently, or not at all"
This is wild to me

>>212781699
do you think that reflects your real life in any way or just the sites being unreliable

The breakfast

>>212781768
On one hand I think some people genuinely exist to be cogs in a machine
On the other hand I think maybe something needs to happen to someone to sort of wake that monologue up. Because people are born, live a mundane life, and their whole existence just cruises on auto pilot. Idk

>>212781769
I just think it's easier to define myself as a shy extrovert

>>212781768
If im out in public im usually too anxious and preoccupied with my surroundings for an inner monologue. If im alone and in private I talk to myself. If im alone but parents are home, thats when my inner monologue gets active

>>212781768
I always wonder if people are misunderstanding the question. Like people think “inner monologue” means they would be listening to a narrator in their head.

>>212781824
I am the narrator in my head though

>>212781809
i can't think of a time when i've never had my inner monologue tho

>>212781815
i always have it

drinking milk is for children

>>212781813
Dude, same. I used to be very outgoing as a child but anxiety and low self esteem have made me act more introverted. I have admiration for genuine introverts who recharge when they're alone

>>212781815
I've got some inner meat for ya
You know some meat you can put in your inners your insides

>>212781824
>>212781835
its like a fucking commentary in my head of events I witness and how should I respond or not

i love the taste of my own grool

"The inner monologue is associated more with personality than intelligence. If someone has more developed verbal skills, they are more likely to have a wordier inner voice than someone with less language development."
Another cool fact

If you don't drink whole milk every day you're a faggot and brown.

>>212781853
its the opposite for me. I went from an introvert to an extrovert over the years, but I've always had low self esteem tho

>>212781071
Best time to cook. All the normies have gone to sleep so I can be at peace in my kitchen.

>>212781842
Same here but I've also always had a very active imagination. I think that's related in my case at least

>>212781835
Yeah true. I don’t know. I just can’t imagine how people can even speak if they can’t experience language in their own mind. It’s weird. Like, how do they know any words if they can’t think them? How do they form thoughts?

If Elon Musk became racist I'd agree with him on most stuff and consider him my ally.

He has jewish and indian children, so that won't happen.

havent watched porn in almost 3 weeks now. feels good man. this goy has escaped the kike matrix

>>212781923
I don't get it either
Their brains just organize things differently I suppose

>>212781476
coomers get them less actually

>>212781937
I think he really did a Nazi salute and dislikes Jews, or at least knows they rule the world and are bad actors

>>212781960
he clearly didn't do a nazi salute, that's just stupid. he definitely knows about how jews control the media though

>>212781897
I was going to say I hope I follow your path and become extroverted again, but I realize I'm just associating that with confidence. I wouldnt mind be a loner if I was self assured

every time I take the stupid test I get INTJ (that means I'm smarter than you haha)

>>212782056
INTP is similar, but they’re gay little sadboys

I’m fuckin gay I’m fuckin chinese

>>212782100
you are (fucking chinese) or you are (fucking) chinese? which one is it gayboy?

>>212782078
stupid gay sadboys

>>212781967
I got the same exact top 2 but my third was intj

me when canada

>>212782142
you are not an anime girl anon. get it together ffs

>>212782125
yes me stupid.

stupid, idiot, no good, failure etc.

>>212782115
Ah fuck I can’t remember! I’m fuckin gay

1 am
Time for bed
Sleep well /cum/mers

>>212782161
are you gay too

>>212782161
You're too hard on yourself

>>212782161
>>212782185

>>212782190
so you suck cocks and eat cum

>>212782206
I suck socks and eat yams

I'm 32 hours into a fast right now and will make it to at least 40 after sleeping. Hunger has mostly gone away by now, but god I have some reeses cups in the pantry and its like theyre just taunting me. Fucking love those lil niggas

>>212782212
>I suck socks
curious behavior

>>212782186
Thanks anon
>>212782185
I’m attracted to women, but really I’m kind of a fag anyway

>>212782175
good night anon

work starts in 5hrs. gn anons, have sweet dreams!

>>212782250
Sweet dreams to you too anon

>>212780715
well-, what's the occasion? the holiday? i didn't get you... i mean, i didn't KNOW i needed to get anything, i would have! i just... what month even is it. july. it's july, because i remember saying that at... someone. "happy fourth!", i said that. and i ate a hotdog that day. with some beans, and a little bacon in. and i remember the fireworks scared me awake, because i didn't remember which day it was then, either.

EVERY LITTLE THING THAT YOU SAY OR DO
I'M HUNG UP
I'M HUNG UP ON YOU

Second breakfast.

I have awoken I'm going out today

I don't like chicken thighs. It's so soft and wet, I feel like I'm eating raw meat.

I shattered all the bones in my fingers. I'm currently typi6ng this out with spaghetti fingers.

>>212782645
why did you smash all ur bones

>>212782652
Cause I wanted spaghetti fingers.

Gonna go to the thrift store and the dollar tree for some lollipops if anyone cares

>>212782669
but spaghetti doesn't even taste that good...I don't believe u

>>212782669
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVcpB0r2LJQ

I dunno about you
But I'm feeling 22

The braised short ribs are dancing in my stomach. I feel all tingly inside, it’s pleasing.

>>212782516
i don't like them much either, but it's because i always over-estimate my appetite with them. i think, "oh, it's like having a drum, or a wing.", then start eating. five minutes later i'm feeling sick. lamenting, "man, why did i do this, why did i even start on this!". i try to remind myself, there are people who are starving. they're starving, and you won't eat. i always finish whatever i'm having, but Lord-over-man-alive, sometimes i wish i could just quit a plate gladly. that southern, "clean your plate" mentality is fierce.

>>212782691
a genie, ya know??

Maybe if I broke every bone in my body I could slither under doorframes.

>>212782703
I've heard southerners call older people "sir" and "maam" is this true?

I only have $13 should I go to McDonald's for a mcflurry and fries or get snacks from a store

>>212782799
You can buy like 20lbs of potatoes and feed yourself for a month with $13

>>212782832
Hell no

Sitting in the dark.

Sorry I meant to say SHITTING in the dark.

>>212782799
why do you only have 13$

>>212782776
probably even in the process of being mugged. a little old lady could shoot me in the stomach, and run off with my wallet. and as they're loading me into the ambulance, going, "did you see what they looked like?!", i'd answer, "ma'am was wearing a floral-pattern dress, chained glasses, and had a luger that'd stop your heart to see it."

>>212782874
Because I spent $15 on McDonald's last week

>saying ma'am and sir are southerner things
No they fucking aren't.

>>212782905
fat fat

>>212782911
$15 worth of McDonald's is not a lot it was 4 tenders, fries, and a mcflurry

We do not say sir and maam to strangers on the east coast or midwest

>>212782968
Maaam are you prostitute?

The 2010s were a better decade by far compared to the one we're in now. The 00s even moreso. Let's go back to 2013-2019 please. Or maybe 2001-2007 that'd be great.

maybe manners are just flying out of style, in general.

>>212782832
I do this but with rice. Potatoes take too much work and cooking time unless fried.

>>212783141
The 2010s were dogshit for me so much wasted potential and regrets I want to forget that decade but the late 2000s were comfy and 2020s have been a mixed bag

>>212783219
>Potatoes take too much work
yeah they do! good Lord. they had a terrific sale on bags of spuds, but a little thunderbolt of memories of scooting the trashcan over, peeling them, dicing them into the pot, boiling them, locating the flipping masher, mashing, realizing you're out of those foil casserole tins as it's time to bake. why do they have to be so good, but so troublesome?

>>212780590 (OP)
americans eat pork pies now !?

>>212783370
just don't peel them that takes a ton of work out of it

Momberg offered me $20 we eating good this afternoon buddy boyos

>>212783411
My mother would want me to owe her.

>>212783440
ummm...bro...wtf

>>212783440
Your mom sounds like a cunt

>>212783450
>>212783458
She is very stingy.

Probably gonna skip on the mcflurry it made me feel ill and didn't quench my thirst

>>212783390
yeah, but then you get those little eyes in there, and if i'm going through the whole rest of the procedure, i'd rather just do the whole thing like i have guests coming over.

>>212783651
There was a creepy police officer at the YMCA gym who would talk to all the teenage girls there

5 am notification of my debit card being used in new york (I live in south carolina)

>>212783713
was he hanging out with a construction worker or an indian chief

>>212783739
LOL!!!!!

>>212783727
i don't like how tightly he seems to be holding the orangutan.

>>212783411
What did she offer you $20 for? Cunnilingus?

>>212783829
I'm not Jason

>>212783854
Yes you are and I'm goshcel

Pregnant women are addictive

just did my gacha dailies, time to read a book and shit myself

>>212783727
it's over for you

I'm reading a book and I'll do my gacha dailies later

>>212784391
don't forget to shit yourself

>>212784409
Shit on my cock

great. now "boogie oogie oogie" will be rattling around in my brainpan. i'm sure that will go great with the morning's heat and panic.

>>212783727
You should probably cancel the card

I been thinking about women boobies

workworkwork

>>212785621
something need doing?

i have $31 now thinking about going to papa johns instead of mcdonalds

>>212785993
get a job

>>212786043
grow up

yerro pussy overdose

I like being by myself in the middle of the night, because then the coast is finally clear and I can allow myself to feel emotions.

>>212787416
This is cultural appropriation

What is Chapo Trap House? I see people reference it but I don’t know what it is. It’s like a left wing podcast but with comedians?

Got this new app to post on 4chan it kind of slaps

>>212788389
Yes it's a vaguely left learning but anti democrat / pro socialist podcast
I don't even think they were comedians when they started but they can be funny sort of sometimes
Mostly dead air it's not worth listening to nowadays

I could be a socialist for some pussy. And Soviet aesthetics were kinda dope anyway.

>>212788389
9 years ago during election season they were bullying journalists left and right in the name of socialism now they're nothing

>>212783651
One does come to mind but my male teachers were pretty good

>>212788389
didn't one of them die

Damn that d is T H I C C >>212788452

What's up

i hate commies

i love mommies!

>>212789163
One had a stroke and is half braindead

it's cofe time bros

>>212789201
would love to feel that in my throat mmmm

They
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cole_Escola

this subreddit is getting a lot of buzz right now. get in while it's hot.

>>212790443
no excuse for being this retarded, especially at 24. canned spaghetti sauce is a thing and it's fine, pasta requires boiling water and 10 minutes of your time.

i have a sneaking suspicion some of these "redditers" make abhorrent, self-degrading posts just for updoots.

>>212790769
you should comment that on the post

finna go to the dispo and cop a half oz

cant go anywhere now my shoes fell apart in the dryer

>>212790810
I don't go to reddit I just see trash from it when people copy it here.

Majora's Mask is the best Zelda game

>>212790876
>when people copy it here
your post has a twitter filename though

Just finished my exercise
Time to hit the showers before my covfefe

I look like this

>>212790940
you look like a crackhead

>>212790940
you look like a kid with lots of potential

>>212790887
Nintendo games suck

Retards are showing their dicks on /int/, why is 4channel so fucking gay?

the handle broke off of toiletberg

>>212791191
Solutions are elusive

cant go outside till i get new shoes time to suffer for a week

>>212791306
the solution is simple
I will now flush manually

>>212790888
i didn't make the post dumbass jfc stop doing weed

business idea: hunting the homeless for sport

>>212791311
Make some sandals out of an old tire like a viet cong villager

>>212780715
aw thanks, i got myself a drinking problem

Always funny when people accuse me of lying about being a khhv just because I’m better than them in every way. Who the fuck would pretend to be a virgin lmao

wtf is a khhv

My keyboard stopped working, my cat spilled a cup of water over it overnight.
Had to buy a new one, not happy about it

>>212792079
kissless handholdless virgin

>>212792079
Kissless, hugless, handholdless virgin. Practically zero romantic or friendly interaction with women.

hello

>>212792120
>>212792125
lol isn't this like 50% of men these days? would've thought there might be some collective bond and strength from that.

>>212792079
killess homicideless human-sacrificeless virgin

>>212792200
The "bisexual" community?

>>212791741
hell no

>>212792200
>63% of men under 30 are single
>30% of men under 30 have never had a partner
being a virgin isn't even that special anymore. you grab 3 people 1 of them will have never had a partner, and another will be single? ogey

Being a virgin is preferable to being a whore

>>212792344
>>30% of men under 30 have never had a partner
have those 30% kissed or held hands or hugged a woman?

Ive kissed girls before
Ive had sex with girls before
Ive had one serious girlfriend
Im under 30

>>212792449
true. i respect 0 partners and i respect having long term partners. short term flings are for manwhores and, well, whores.

>>212792487
idk you should go ask 30% of men

95% of people want to see me raped and skinned alive

nigga we don't even know you :skull emoji:

>>212792571
right so i think the actual is lesser than 30%. we're not as common as people think

>>212792518
>Average-tier achievements
>Flexes on 4chan to the virgins
Congratulations on being a big fish in a small lank

The guy who watches me when my parents aren't home just gave me this

>>212792090
Leave the door open by accident haha

>>212792733
nigga needs yoinking it explained to him like he's building a lego set

>>212790443
Whats a pussy lmao
>AND WHEN YOU'RE GOING THRU HELL, YOU JUST KEEP GOIN

>>212781578
retard (and I don't even like niggers)

>>212792733
>touch MY OWN penis and testicles
KEK

Back in the day wizards like me would have probably been sent off to the monasteries.

>>212792910
I really romanticize the life of medieval monks, especially the ones who spent most of their days copying manuscripts

vaping and drinking a monster
I require unending stimulation

watching pakistanis make plastic chairs on youtube

>single question 5 point assignment
>have to watch a 26 minute lecture to complete it

When did vaping become accepted by zoomers? 10 years ago even the meme edgelords thought it was cringe, now they're rippin' the wax pen every 10 minutes

drinking covfefe

>>212793135
since juuls became a thing and then got followed with disposables

those dirty schvartzes I never could stand to be in the same room with them

I wrote something stupid to my artist and I think I fucked up permanently

it's over for me

Flan fucking sucks
Horchata fucking sucks
Those fruit cups Mexicans love with fucking jicama in it for some reason fucking suck
Mexican candy all tastes like tamarind and chamoy

Finished my workout
4 sets of running for 3 minutes and walking for 5
4 sets of 15 squats with a 20 lb weight

>>212784015
Hahahahahaha hell yeah dude

Also drank two glasses of water. Now time for shower, then a protein shake and some food. Running late because of my counseling appointment this morning

she strugled with drawing the hand and I suggested some fixes and accidentally wrote
"I can't draw either" when I just meant I can't draw a hand

Renewed my license online
Dont have to go to the dmv now

Mom told me to get a job again
>your cousin just got done of his cancer treatments and he's still working at McDonald's
Yeah good for him

weeping and gnashing of teeth

>>212793721
Raj will still get employee of the month

i am drinking coffee at my favoritr cafe

penis

going to listen to music when i get home

>>212790940
Me too kinda

Got in 3 sets of 20 crunches with 20 lbs as well
Going to feel my abs and thighs tomorrow lol

>>212793721
I don't know how you guys are so happy to disappoint your parents
strange behavior

>>212793858
They see it as revenge for poor treatment during childhood

>>212793856
my arms are fucked from last workout and i have to drive all day today

>>212793949
do you look like that

>>212793759
Do you see any women there? Take a picture for us

Taking a really top-notch shit

get your bands up you little dumb neek

I feel like people used to be strangely obsessed with dolphins

>>212794034
sry buddy i'm home now

Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy is Reddit the Movie

>>212794061
wtf Nigeria!!!

>>212794182
P*rosteantism

>>212793977
*and* sound like that. walk a mile in my shoes sonny

what happened to terrone and spinny

>>212794244
>terrone
doxxed
>spinny
got annoyed at a few schizos who would chimp out whenever she posted

>>212794244
Terrone still posts about da jooooz every day just less frequently don't know why he lost all his vigour though

>>212794061
So you're telling me the majority of the US public does not support Israel? So you're saying politicians are against the will of the people?

>>212794321
Yes

NEVER talk to the police
The only words out of your mouth to a pig should be "lawyer"

>>212794308
He lost his vigor because he got fired and he’s looking for work now

>>>/his/17840029
made one

>>212794434
nonce

>>212794321
obviously. they can be against the will of the people by
1. lying
2. promising things they dont do (lying)
3. single-issue voters

>>212794365
this advice can get you arrested. there are some things you need to tell a police officer. like for example, your personally identifiable information. if a police officer has a reasonable suspicion of a crime and you refuse to identify, boom. failure to identify charge

Making covfefe

jason is a huge fan of Tim Dillon

>>212794404
LOL

Sex with a tranny is a regretful endeavor

>>212794450
True for normal uniform police
If the feds talk to you then only "lawyer" should be coming out of your mouth.

if the police talk to you it's because you've done something wrong and you should confess

>>212794669
Snitches get stitches

Do you believe in luck?

>>212794637
i thought we were talking about cops because, like, pigs. yes you should not talk to feds but if feds are at your door i would guess you are already fucked

>>212794781
Uniform pigs arent all pieces of shit
Feds are 100% are

>>212794775
yes and it would explain my life

>>212793526
Parisien flan is delicious thoughever

>>212794873
COOL ASS TRANSITION

>>212792733
literally me

>>212794982
Flan is a generic term, I mostly meant Mexican/Spanish flan

penis
sex
cum

Piss? Maybe
Shit? Possibly
Cum? Perhaps

I was about to insult Lady Luck, but then I remembered that she could easily make my life even worse than it already was

whom /retarded/?

>>212795292
Oh, Fortuna, blind, heedless goddess, I am strapped to your wheel. Do not crush me beneath your spokes. Raise me on high, divinity.

>>212795292
You could have been born in Rwanda. Instead, you're born in one of the best of the walled world countries. The Anon doth protest too much.

I wish I had an indian immune system

The god of wine comes crashing through the headlights of a car
That took you farther than you thought you'd ever want to go

Convinced myself I would win the lottery again award

>>212795901
How much did it cost? I wanna compare it to how much money I gave a homeless dude

>>212795925
well the day before the drawing I won spent 30 dollars on an online ticket, won 60 dollars, then put it back in and won 140 dollars. I put all of the 140 dollars on the powerball
I also spent 23 dollars in total on physical lottery tickets. So overall I spent 163 dollars, and I won 4 dollars back

LOL!

yeezy taught me

>>212796023
>So overall I spent 163 dollars, and I won 4 dollars back
wow, i was not expecting triple digits

>>212796023
just quit now desu
I was up $5k gambling, and ended up giving $4k back before I quit

>>212781664
I'm autistic so none of those 4-letter acronyms apply to me. They're for normies. GET OUT NORMIES!!! REEEEEE!

dubs and I buy a 30 dollar online lottery ticket

New
>>212796228

penis brossssssssss

singles and i'm a truecel for life

I was messaging some anarcho-primitivist girl, thought our conversations were going good but she ghosted me like literally every other female I talk to. Goes to show all women are the same
genuinely wish the worst for her right now

>>212796264
Should've gone for the sweet anarcho-syndicalist girl instead

>>212796264
its nothing personal, its just that male attention is worth less than dirt

>>212796264
>girl complains about her doctors
>sympathize and share a story about medical malpractice i dealt with as well
>she ghosts me