Thread 212781875

Ever since you guys pointed this out to me, I notice it everywhere now
They really do keep going on about how WE DON'T DO THAT IN GERMANY WHY IS YOUR COUNTRY NOT LIKE GERMANY

We should introduce a great firewall to save our reputation

>WAS IS DAS?! what do you mean you don't print out your e-mails and archive them into paper folders?
>what is your office's fax number?
>WAS?!?!?! what do you mean you don't have fax, how do you archive your correspondence
>WE DON'T DO THAT IN GERMANY WHY IS YOUR COUNTRY NOT LIKE GERMANY

It's wild how a country is simultaneously so arrogant and yet so self hating.

>>212781875 (OP)
tbf all of those things are things country's should aspire to have.

>>212781926
>what do you mean you don't print out your e-mails and archive them into paper folders?What's the purpose of that?

>>212781875 (OP)
Germany is one of the biggest shitholes on earth overcrowded with violent evil brown """people""", the only good thing about us is that we aren't the UK, yet.
Take everything we do and do the exact opposite and your country will prosper.
>le grass is greener on le other side
It literally is. I was put in a school as a teenager with a bunch of violent brown subhumans, this was in the 2000s, I am 32 now, it was already bad and it became even worse. Germany is a shithole, we should wake up and take our country back by force like the Spanish do, maybe even more violent than them, we need RWDs in front of every non White family and force them out and if they don't go, we go on a shooting spree, targeting women and children first so the enemy can't grow up.
I was all my life around non Whites, they are exactly as bad as the pol memes say.
I wish the Austrian painters spirit will rise from the grave because truly, the world slowly realizes that he was right.

>>212781875 (OP)
The worst thibg is that they all use the exact same phrasing. Is it some propaganda from school or their media?
>Nuclear power? We don't have that in Germany, because the waste is so unsafe! We have green energy instead :)

>>212781875 (OP)
We live right next to them, please help us

>>212781875 (OP)
Why would germans be proud of german trains lol

>>212783301
Yes they have coal instead
Thank you Germany for causing untold amounts of deaths through air pollution. I guess they do do that in Germany

>>212781875 (OP)
I look like this and say this

>>212783356
We don't do that anymore in GERMANY

>>212781875 (OP)
i briefly lived with some german students while in university
one of them got increasingly mad at the norwegian engineering student for not folding his milk cartons correctly
over maybe a month he got more and more angry at him over this until finally he snapped
he poured out all the garbage onto our kitchen table and wrote a very angry note about folding the milk cartons correctly
when i came home he was standing proudly next to his mess and while the whole thing up until that point had had nothing to do with me, i snapped myself then at seeing our eating area covered in literal garbage
i started pushing him around the kitchen, kicking him in the ass while shittalking him
i was trying to get him to fight me cause i was just done, i wanted blood
but he became incredibly meek and just muttered while retreating into his room, then later snuck out to clean everything up and never spoke about garbage again

i was extremely disappointed
i expected more spine, but there was none at all
where was the famous german spirit? did it ever exist?
also i fold the milk cartons correctly by the way

>>212783412
The final solution to the milk question

>>212783412
Based milk autist

>>212781875 (OP)
Let’s be honest.
Unironically all non Germans should do as Germans do.
We are just jealous of German superiority.

>>212783571
Let's be honest
If westerners aren't allowed to access Japanese websites then the elevens shouldn't be allowed to access our websites

>>212781875 (OP)
>Was meinen Sie damit, the trains in your country run more or less on time? We don't do zat in Tschermany!!

>>212783615
How rude!
We don't do that in GERMANY.

>>212783571
No. In Finland we have this called expanding our nuclear power plants.

>>212783571
Let's be honest, chinks like you should stay on your containment imageboards

>>212783639
>Böörlin

>>212783571
I WILL jaywalk on a red light if the street is completely empty.

>>212783571
>t. Hans on vacation

>>212783702
I WERDE throw away glass bottles and not think of the Pfand

>>212783356
At least we have trains

>>212783702
>>212783721
That ist CRINGE

>>212783702
>>212783721
https://vocaroo.com/11chJD3163X4

>>212783806
Lmao, das geht absolut nicht!

>>212783615
>>212783720
>>212783702
>>212783665
>>212783654
Name one thing that Germans said they don’t do in your country and they are not right about.
Actually you can’t can you

>>212783780
>>212783806
Look Hans I cross the street in roughly 15 seconds. For a car to come hit me from a kilometer away during that time it needs to travel at 240 km/h in a CITY not AUTOBAHN. Anything other than jaywalking in an empty street is purely nonsensical however you might look at it.

>>212783925
You stupid ape look at it from the wrong ankle. Red lights give you a moment to stand still and contemplate in your hectic day to day life. "Have I forgot anything?" "I should really get that book I saw yesterday", " y liff ;_;?". Ordnung ist ein stäte of mind, and not just blindly following rules.

>>212784072
I'm not a reddit philosopher with a mouth half open thoughever I have my house if I need to work my noggings in peace

>>212783222
>the only good thing about us is that we aren't the UK
i hate the UK and even still i'm so glad i'm here rather than there. Germans are so uptight and faggy it's insane.

>>212783412
You wouldn't be so brave if that German fellow had been in a panzer or stuka dive bomber.

>>212783702
yes holy fuck this pissed me off too about germany
why do they all just stand there like fucking cattle? this doesn't happen in uk or anywhere with sense. i bring this up sometimes when i play vidya like wow or something and everyone says "ERM, FOLLOW THE LAWS??" what the fuck!!!!

>>212784139
yes that is a very good point

>>212784113
>contemplation is "le reddit"
and this is why no one takes you seriously

>9pm
>street is completely empty
>better contemplate whether a car will come screaming down the road and wait for the man to go green

>>212784321
JAWOHL!

>>212782019
When I was in my apprenticeship to become an accountant the company I worked at would receive invoices via e-mail, print them out, have me or the other apprentice tack on some empty sheet of paper that we then had to write a bunch of shit on them, like what number the company had in our ERP system, the amount due, etc., and then we'd scan the invoice along with the sheet of paper, and then actually finally process the invoice. We'd also hire trainees whose job it was to take those printouts and archive them into folders. Massive amounts of pointless work for no reason.

The person responsible training us (who was a complete cunt mind you) treated it as this extremely important task and utterly refused any suggestion to stop bothering with the pointless use of paper, both from us and colleagues. One of her main arguments for this was that she had to do those tasks too when she was an apprentice so we should have to do it too. Just a complete worship of pointless processes, refusal to change anything ever and a love for making people beneath oneself miserable.

Every time I feel concerned that Germany is being flooded with browns I remind myself that this is how at least 70% of Germans are and I am honestly glad that we are getting fucked in the ass and hope the process only ever speeds up until every miserable office worker Gen X/boomer here gets raped to death by a pack of niggers.

>>212784294
most people do not even have an inner monologue so I wonder how they even contemplate. with a clinically tested iq of 142 most of you don't even seem human to me. what you consider as "contemplating" is just inane deliberations of simple events in your simple life. I just kek in silence.

>>212784428
Let me guess, you also believe that retarded unsourced "what if you didn't have breakfast" pol meme

>>212784428
>thinks IQ means anything
confirmed retard

>>212784428
Turkish IQ of 142 is 100 when adjusted to Europe

>>212784524
>>212784593
don't you guys separate out kids into drooling retard and smarty pants categories when they turn 14? yes I'm talking about gymnasiums. seems like you didn't make it.

>>212784423
kek

>>212783222
>the only good thing about us is that we aren't the UK, yet.
you'll never be the UK, poo-poo man
germany poo poo stinky
we England fuck you poo

>>212785186
HOT!

>>212785186
>we England fuck you poo
sar bloody bitch basterd benchoid in ingerland we poo on street sar.

>>212781875 (OP)
I remember being like this before I realized I was brainwashed in school by feminism

>>212785224
I don't understand this
try to write in English