Thread 212790574

Bongbears vs Ameritwinks edish

I’m almost 23 and get mistaken for a 15y/o all the time

poo smells lmao

>>212790603
people who say this always look like shit

Actually alarming

>>212790560
get the mack and overtrousers on

Israeli Radio:
7 female soldiers from an armored unit were blown to pieces after their vehicle lost its way and was hit by an IED during a sweep operation in Rafah.

been scraping reddit accounts in preperation ain't i

>>212790676
mental how my dick’s bigger than this guy and i don’t even have a foreskin

>>212790626
I look alright

>>212790676
if somebody leaked nudes like this of a famous woman people would be demanding criminal charges be brought but because it's a man everyone is publicly insulting him and making fun of his genitals

>>212790691
Do you think foreskins make penises bigger? What do you think is underneath a foreskin?

>>212790650
From L to R: 3, 1, 5, 2, 4, 7, 6

>>212790650
nobody cares muhammed, all muslims are scum

Biggest british moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0qc7WZvEAY

>>212790603
Fancy a bum?

>>212790749
Funny considering your family is muslim

>>212790754
phwoarr who is this semen demon

>>212790754
>2700 comments
Telegraph having a good day
Imagine this wont be in the guardian or bbc

lowercase mong loves his lil jews

>>212790754
Actually fucking bent if you wouldn't

>>212790754
Imagine the amount of willy she’s gonna take when she hits like age 15 and stops being a cringy mirror of her parents and those hormones make her want to rebel

>>212790774
>>212790803
>>212790807

>>212790773
bizzare post, please go back to your schizo anti-semite containment board

>>212790774
>>212790803
>>212790807
Does sexualising a 12 year old violate us law?

>>212790790
skinwalker

Why can't we have a proper pandemic with tens/hundreds of millions dead rather than overblown colds and jotting down deaths that would have happened anyway as disease deaths. Those boys in Wuhan need to step it up for the next one. I want seas of bodies.

>>212790831
Yes

>>212790834
christ alive

>>212790815
>>212790834
gay if you wouldnt though

>>212790831
Are you announcing a report?

>>212790754
Haggard face already at 12, grim.

Wtf is with all the nonce shite lately

All hot and bothered now

>>212790834
The middle one looks like his wife left him or died and hes coped by dressing up as her

7-11

>>212790417
Made a fresh account to test and I'm still not getting this. Let's me look at all the fannards I want

>redundancy consultation will include scoring and ranking of employees in their functions
lmao I am fucked then

>>212790889
Look at the face she’s making in the photo, she’s in fucking heat

>>212790875
Just a question about usa law buddy

>>212790774
>>212790803
>>212790807
same posters who are obsessed with stopping mythological paki rape gangs

>>212790895
Eddie Izzard had a girlfriend called Suzy who died, 30 years later he is dressing like her and using her name.
Trannies are sick in the fucking head.

>>212790922
Screeching
>>212790930
Don’t speak on things you don’t know about

>>212790930
Moral panic innit ahmed bro

every man over the age of 18 should be out in the streets engaging in civil disobedience

So many cute little 18 year old twinks that went through soft puberties spreading their tight holes on reddit x

>>212790641
ive got my shorts on and will put on my coat

>>212790574 (OP)
I'm 25. When I was 22, people thought I was 30, but nowadays they ask me if I'm 18-20 all the time

12 is too young of course but 14-18 is prime sexual womanhood and youre lying if you don't agree

>>212790889
guaranteed replies from the braldeyposter and umposters

>>212790963
What sub reddit is that so i can avoid this degeneracy

>>212790963
Um

>>212790922
You need to be chemically castrated mate

Toil talking about how great the open office is because it means everyone can chat. And how they have team building events.
Do you think I want to talk with fucking Susan for 50th time this month about how "it was sunny this weekend" or hear stories about what people are planning to have for their tea?
YES I KNOW ITS FUCKING TUESDAY. YEAH? NEARLY FRIDAY IS IT? SHUT THE FUCK UP.
Just put me in a cubicle and let me do my work for 8 hours so I can fuck off and pay me. It's not fucking hard is it.

Could murder a blowjob right about now.

twenty seven year olds

:)

>>212791019
>>212790822
who would win

I have a trans gf and she's genuinely gorgeous. Something that we've always really enjoyed is play wresting during sex (turns out she really enjoyed WWE as a kid just like I did). Usually it's lighthearted, sexy and fun, but last night he got a bit carried away and chokeslammed me off the bed and my neck and back is in pieces. She apologised but it was quite scary, I'm now a bit uneasy about the sex situation, any lads have any advice? serious anwers only (rorke need not reply)

Just so you know this is all going into ofcom's report

>>212791030
Calm yourself he’s just from a different culture

>>212791046
How does that joke go?

>>212791037
>this terrifies boomers
what the fuck was their problem

>>212791046
Corr give us one

>>212791061
Who do you think are making the posts mate? ;)

>>212791016
There’s fit 16 year olds but I just enjoy the way women look when they’ve had a couple years to mature a bit say 20-26

>>212791091
Devious bastards you lot

>>212791055
you're gay and your bf beats you up

Imagine slapping it off her face

>>212791125
ermm what the spoon

>>212791055
You're shagging a bloke in a dress. If being chokeslammed doesn't knock some sense into you I'm not sure what will

>>212791107
so what you're saying is you prefer when their tits are sagging and their fanny is loose from being passed around by tyrone ok

>>212791172
Who hurt you x

>>212790754
>12
Paper round in Chernobyl was it?

just eated a cookies and milk x

>>212791192
Bender or would you prefer her to look younger

>>212791172
No I don’t believe I said that at all mate

Women peak in terms of sexuality and attractiveness between the ages of 38 and 43

dont have enoug bradleys for this thread

zoomers be like "how am i gonna skibidi watch porn when porn sites ask for a selfie?" because they have no idea how to use torrents

>>212791192
What does that even mean

Used to be a sexy boyish twink but now in my 30s I'm starting to look like Randy from Trailer Park Boys

>>212791250
but I'm a zoomer and I torrent...

>>212791250
Need a VPN for torrents unless you want nasty letters from your isp

>>212791192
Sure this made sense in your head mate. We appreciate you trying to join in though x

>>212791253
Kek hello ESL paki

>>212791283
been torrenting with virgin media for over a decade and never had any problems

>>212791300
Bizarre

Saw so many of them at the beach last week on holiday...corr

>uk goverment sneaking in and resettling afghans and censoring the media from talking about it

oh my days

>>212791288
Hello second ESL paki

>>212791246
imagine Bradleyposter on a cp forum

>>212791314
Bet thats not even your provider its just bait and im not falling for that low hanging fruit

>>212791273
proof

Normingtons at work think I'm really funny desu
If you can code 25% of /brit/ into your personality and the rest is normie you're gonna make it

>>212791335
If you don't know the phrase tough paper round you're either an ESL or a paki or both

>>212791346
>Say something retarded
>Call everyone an ESL paki
Yeah solid defence there mate

I'm starting to get the feeling britain isn't going to have a comeback

>>212791343
i think they secretly don't want to govern this ruined country so are doing whatever they can to hand it over to Reform. no other explanation as to why they insist on contradicting the public at every opportunity

>>212791374
lol you're a fucking nutcase you know that right

>>212791343
Get them housed across the street from all girls primary schools

Get them housed around the corner from the sports center swimming pool

get them fucking housed next door to a womens shelter

>>212791283
Been with sky and virgin media and was torrenting and selling burned CDs when that was a thing, never so much as a letter

>>212791343
Good isn't it

Reminder: the state hates you

>>212791083
it's mad how much worse this is without the dividers. just always catching eye contact with colleagues. boss sees you checking your messages as well.

>>212791387
Idiot, when has anything ever come back

>>212791354
ava that's not normal

need an 18 year old virgin gf (i am 34)

>>212791384
I guess its some council estate runt thing i wouldnt know about. We'd just say hes had a hard life

>>212791437
yeah alright rorschach, very cool

>>212791343
fuck bojo

>>212791437
What are you going to do about it

>>212791385
What I said made perfect sense it's just a paki like you doesn't understand it

>>212791399
>Virgin media consumer torrenting porn
Come on

>>212791451
Council estate runt here. Haven't a fucking clue what he's on about

why are we always plunging and plummeting when we go on holiday

>>212791457
remember all the media crying that bojo was far right and racist ke

mad how much the del amtri song fits with the gimmick. if only it wasnt that band who sings it

>>212791477
man in wig

>>212791490
we yearn to hit the ground at high speed

>>212791490
bants init

porn out
pakis in
simple as

>>212791477
she has such a fat girthy cock

>>212791447
They have balconies at car parks there?

>you'll get a letter from your ISP
do mongs actually think this happens?
omd

>>212791514
shut up

>>212791477
I have that sofa

Sometimes forget that /brit/ is just Americanised zoomers these days

>>212791514
you want to shag regardless

>The High Court has been told that civil servants have warned of the risk of “public disorder” in reaction to news of the secret relocation plan, which comes a year after far-right riots last summer.
defund the civil service

>>212791548
yeah but it is though isn't it. a fat bloke in a wig and women's clobber lol

>>212791478
It didn't though did it. That's why you're having your little melty. Were you trying to say she looks like she's been in a radiation zone? Were you trying to say it looks like her paper round was in another country? "Tough paper round" isn't a phrase normal people use you little spacker

The HMS Bradley arrived at the Port of Hobart, carrying 1,027 Rorkes

>>212791553
are you trans

>>212791557
Wish you'd forget how to make a post you boring cunt

>>212790754
just done a wank over this

>>212791545
Happened to my cousin like 30years ago but he was burning things on to cds and selling them

>>212791557
sybau unc

>>212791557
I'm 40 years old

Odds on more riots this year?

unboxing the limited edition rorke labubu

Zoomers don't even know what a paper round is

>>212791514

https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752454005946901.webm

>>212791562
Local authorities are the actual menace in this country. The MPs are nothing compared to the havoc wrecked by cunts sitting in town halls making the real decisions about what goes on.

slit gang

>>212791545
I got a letter from my ISP for torrenting all the seasons of Dexter. They didn't include the other hundreds of tv episodes or movies or porn though for some reason. Just Dexter.
Basically just said "oi you're not allowed to do this" with no mention of any repercussions

>The overall projected cost of £7billion was signed off by Chancellor Rachel Reeves and other senior Cabinet ministers at a Whitehall meeting on October 7 last year, according to official papers shown to the High Court. The sum dwarfs both the recent benefits row and winter fuel U-turn.
OMG

>>212791575
not him but "rough paper round" is a very common thing to say, you sound sheltered and autistic

>>212791626
Normal healthy individuals

>>212791608
Summer is almost over mate we know rorke only gets worked up in hot weather

>>212791506
csrem

>>212791623
You’re right we’ve never seen anything in our lives no old movies or shows or cartoons or anything with old stuff in them we were all born 2 years ago and have never interacted with anything

>>212791608
Feels like everyone was waiting to pop-off when that car plowed into a crowd in Liverpool. Simmered down when it turned out it was a white bloke

>Directed by Barbie creator Greta Gerwig, The Chronicles of Narnia movie has caused some controversy, after Nexus Point News reported that a particular American actress is in talks to voice Aslan in it.
>According to the site, Aslan is set to be female in the Netflix film, which deviates from the original plot.
>Deadline has also reported the alleged change, although the details are yet to be confirmed.

>>212790803
lmao

>>212791623
If paper rounds were still a thing they'd all be taken over by pakis, north africans and small boat migrants on perma L plate mopeds.

>>212791626
sorry leftypol just because you've decided to live publicly as a transvestite that doesn't garner you special rights or privileges

>>212791575
>It didn't though did it. That's why you're having your little melty. Were you trying to say she looks like she's been in a radiation zone? Were you trying to say it looks like her paper round was in another country? "Tough paper round" isn't a phrase normal people use you little spacker

>>212790803
this isn't funny at all and posts like this are why ofcom are shutting us down

>>212791705
bore off you gay nigger bastard

>>212790603
Show tummy

>>212791672
There's so many great fantasy books out there and they choose to re-adapt Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and Narnia again. Sick of it. I haven't been to the cinema since 2023 and even then it was to do the "seeing Barbie in suits" thing and I regret giving them the money.

procrastinationtoil beckons

>>212791718
screaming

>>212791693
if you press the back button then scroll down your google search you can see results of people using that joke from as far back as 2013 and earlier :)

Right. He's quoted my post and put it next to a picture of a child wearing glasses. That's me done then

>>212791575
Screaming how are you this pressed?
I'll break it down for you paki
Tough paper round -> common phrase for someone who looks older
Chernobyl -> a humourously difficult place to do a paper round
Add them together and the suggestion is she looks a lot older than she is

>>212791728
>There's so many great fantasy books out there
lol no there aren't

>>212791672
Americans destroying British culture again

>>212791672
genuinely can't imagine caring

>>212791600
grim

sucking a vitamin

asian cities seem so much nicer to live in compared to looking less pretty than beuropean cities

>>212791764
Stick to your day job

they call me a vitamin

>>212791797
looks like chicago

Schools break up soon

>>212791797
I like old building me

>>212791797
This just looks like Times Square in New York

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>212791807
Don't quit your English lessons, paki

>>212791797
>place
>place, asia

>>212791842
Showing this on my phone to the ticket man on the train

gfberg wrote a fanfic about me being fucked by Hans Landa

right well that's someone's battyhole

>>212791750
Literally just that, a digital spy forum post, an urban dictionary page from 2022, a chinese fella on twitter without a clue and Karl Pilkington again.
Parroting shite from the ricky gervais show isn't "a common phrase"

>>212791797
Because European cities are full of pakis like >>212791807

>>212791866
coin operated ticket booth

>>212791859
realistically it's
place, with little violent crime

imagine how great london and paris would be if they were as a safe and tokyo or shanghai

>>212791895
Seething kek

>>212791903
Kek

mad how we spent £55 billion on a failed nuclear plant and £75 billion on a single failed high speed rail line between Birmingham and London suburbs (you have to get a slow train from the 'burbs to central).
at a certain point we deserve to go broke, we are very bad with money as a country

I’m finna bridge

>>212791768
First Law trilogy, Farseer trilogy, Discworld, Earthsea Cycle etc. Plenty of stuff that either hasn't been adapted for aged or hasn't been adapted at all. But you are probably just a cunt who doesn't like anything so I don't know why I'm replying.

>>212791909
Won’t be low crime for long til whites start moving there and raping everything they see

>>212791890
Why are you so mad that phrases exist that you don't know?

>>212791936
shut up nerd

>>212791939
was just saying this down't pub

>>212791909
The crime adds spice and texture to the experience. Just don't be a vulnerable mark

>>212790754
she will have sex with a mulatto in the future

dtfic needs mental health assistance

>>212791893
*sighs*

>>212791859
Going out in a homogenous place that is populated 100% by East Asians has it's own vibe. Places are clean, people are peaceful. You can walk around at night and feel 100% safe. You see old grannies doing tai chi in the square. Meanwhile, European cities barely feel safe in the day with roaming squads of various browns, boat people, "refugees" loitering and staring at school girls.

>>212791962
this, only women and weak people get robbed in london

Leftypol turning a blind eye to this

PIP + UC + Motability + Housing Benefit = £60k+ per year depending on your area.

Having a job in Britain is an IQ test at this point. If you work the job, you fail.

>>212791944
Simply refuse to be called a paki by someone chatting absolute shit. Especially when it turns out his joke is just repeating something he heard on tv but in a way nobody understands.

>>212791927
Made that they wanted a high speed rail link between manchester and Birmingham when it would have saved about 10mins of journey time

right. the same battyhole

at the end of the day, it's night
words to live by

>>212792025
Tough paper round

>Men who cut down iconic Sycamore Gap tree sentenced to 4 years and 3 months in jail

oh my days

That's Canada filtered

i have a low sense of self-worth

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

country losing its mind over 2 men cutting down a tree on the same day it is revealed the government gagged the media while importing thousands of afghanis including known criminals :)

gonna go for a jogule to escape this horrific spammage

>>212792025
>>212792076
this is genuinely disgusting

coming to terms with how smelly i really am

>>212792064
Its frustrating that people who commit "real" crimes don't get tough sentences but im happy these cunts got punished

You can't post 'cados

>>212792032
sounds more like you're having a melty because you didn't understand a very easy to understand joke

>>212792032
It's a common phrase where I grew up don't know what to tell you
I just searched it and there's plenty of instances of it being used online
One reddit thread about Karl Pilkington doesn't change that, don't expect a paki to understand this however

>>212791728
Eh, they'd fuck those up too. What's it matter which corner they choose to drop their deuces in, stinks regardless.

I’m bisexual

Having some very naughty thoughts. Having a very illegal thoughtwank

>>212792113
It was a poor joke mate everyone thought so

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

>>212792064
It was a nice tree and all but that seems a extremely harsh

>>212792130
Bet it was related to that 12 year old girl in the papers. Sick freqak

>>212792103
Oh yeah but posting about how a 12 year old is "in heat" isn't? Fuck off you little rat

>>212792126
every man is tbf
you’re gay if you wouldn’t fuck an eager twink

>>212792126
These are the people that call you a flag shagger

>>212792126
i wonder how they decide on these

>>212792113
You’re talking to several different people

>>212792157
Ye

>>212792158
yeah we get it you're gay

Rorke moving like a benchod

>>212792126
I like how this one has become the new UK standard pride flag despite being retarded

??????

>>212792156
Why?

>>212792158
poofter

>>212792158
big difference between a fit girl and a bloke's hairy pooey arsehole

>>212792126
Still hilarious that they added black people to the fag flag

awkwafina

>>212792233
No need for that

>>212792235
corrrrrr

>>212792235
what is u talmbout

Would actually shag it rotten, that girl, you know the one

>>212792177
The creator of the trans flag , US Navy veteran Robert Hogge, who goes by Monica Helms, used to steal his mother's underwear to masturbate into.

He then began stealing random women's underwear for sexual reasons - and has written erotic fiction stories, one of which is about an adult man marrying a teen girl who doesn't age.

As Hogge began using hormones to alter his appearance in the 90's, he was working at a pornography store.

Hogge / Helms began referring to himself as a lesbian and dressing up at the porn shop - including wearing prosthetic breasts - a behavior he soon replicated at his day job for Sprint.

Female colleagues who complained that he was using the women's restrooms at the company were told to use another facility, as management feared legal action from Hogge.

The trans flag creator divorced his wife despite having bankrupted his family by overspending on his fetish. After the divorce, he began frequenting sex clubs to participate in orgies.

>>212792064
i'd get less time for raping rorke

>>212792220
4 years is a long time for a crime that didn't cause any harm to another person

>>212792235
Colour contrast will make it look like i have curves not a fridgebod!

>>212792235
>>212792252
Timothy

>>212792229
Well there's no poo

>>212792265
source?

>>212792277
mogs ANY white woman

>>212792265
very interesting, not sure how that answers my question though

>>212792064
>>212792156
the two lads who did it seem like genuine honest-to-god mongs and they don't seem to know why they did it or why everyone's so upset about it
baffling that one of them managed to reproduce

>>212792265
Mental how almost all of this is made up
Just say you want to shag the turbohons and we’ll all move on with ourselves

akinfenwa

>>212792310
trvthnvke

>>212792272
4years isnt that long. And that tree was symbolic id have given them longer unironically. Unless they had admitted it was them right away, then a fine and community service

>>212792076
Bit of an odd-bod

>>212792319
still waiting for someone to post the original

>>212792293
Say again?

>>212792314
ugh hoi4 is so 2019

>>212792319
byhso

>>212792306
You need sectioning dtfic

>>212792306
girls should be arrested for this. where the taliban when you need them

>>212792310
Whats made up?

>>212792354
body count: 174

>>212792356
The update for the mod just came out
You can genocide Germans

>>212792354
love a big arse but that’s grim as fuck

trees out
pakis in

>>212792390
all black

>>212792354
stain on her sweater

>>212792391
don't care unless there is some new kino nordic/britain/american content

>>212792390
>sees woman
>thinks about cock
>>212792397
Get your test levels up

>>212792391
Always felt like changing a culture in a province in EU4 was basically genocide

>>212792417
white women have insane body counts, that is why they are gross

>>212792417
it looks like two bean bags full of cottage cheese cunt
raise your standards

>>212792421
Why does she have 2 phones? Why is one upside down

>>212792451
Just suck me off already you cock obsessed twink

>>212792458
akimbo doomscroll
gen A built different

>>212792328
>4years isnt that long
Yes it is, obviously they're mongs but for a normal person that's enough to ruin their life

>>212792421
corr the one on the right

>>212792453
That’s why it looks good

>>212792462
um O.o

>>212792451
Cuck.

>>212790600
>>212790600
>>212790600

akimbo 1887s pre-patch

>>212792462
Yes I care how many cocks my partner has taken

>>212792486
Im ok with it. 4years is not long theyll be o