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Anonymous Israel No.212800727 [Report] >>212800788 >>212801328 >>212802348 >>212802377 >>212802398 >>212802405 >>212802453 >>212802651 >>212802850 >>212802976 >>212803109 >>212803203 >>212803722 >>212804420 >>212804470 >>212804513 >>212804559 >>212807063 >>212807295
>you're staggering back to your hotel room drunk on your italian vacation and this blocks your hotel's stairs
what do?
Anonymous Germany No.212800788 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
Drunkenly pass through, kicking each one “on accident”.
Anonymous Portugal No.212801328 [Report] >>212802332
>>212800727 (OP)
I go outside and look around for a group of young and energetic african immigrants and guide them to the group of young ladies
I then go upstairs into my room as if nothing ever happened
Anonymous Sweden No.212802236 [Report] >>212802737
Pretend I got a notification on my phone, look surprised, turn around and leave
Anonymous Portugal No.212802332 [Report] >>212802363
>>212801328
There's a perfect place for sickos like you
Anonymous Croatia No.212802348 [Report] >>212802697
>>212800727 (OP)
>wow, I'm so drunk I'm seeing triple
>I proceed to my room while laughing at my joke
Anonymous United States No.212802363 [Report]
>>212802332
kek
Anonymous Sweden No.212802377 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
I cooka da meatball
Anonymous Poland No.212802398 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
I vomit in their general direction
Anonymous Brazil No.212802405 [Report] >>212802432
>>212800727 (OP)
excuse myself and pass through them
Anonymous Portugal No.212802432 [Report]
>>212802405
g-g-g-ghost!!!
Anonymous Australia No.212802453 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
say 'sorry' while walking around them
Anonymous Ireland No.212802651 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
say “excuse me, ladies” and proceed upstairs
Anonymous United States No.212802697 [Report]
>>212802348
based af
Anonymous Israel No.212802737 [Report] >>212802895
>>212802236
you cant get to your room then where will you sleep?
Anonymous Brazil No.212802850 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
>>you're staggering back to your hotel room drunk on your italian vacation and this blocks your hotel's stairs
It would never happened to me.

I'd would be afraid to drink in a foreign country and lose my documents and cards.. also I'm anxious. If I ever go to Italy I'll just visit the museums, the churches, go to Mass at the Vatican and order food at my room
Anonymous Sweden No.212802895 [Report] >>212803016
>>212802737
I slowly open the door to the stairwell every 20 minutes or so to hear if they've left
Anonymous Canada No.212802976 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
3dpd? completely ignore them
Anonymous Israel No.212803016 [Report] >>212803173
>>212802895
you're just gonna get quickscoped by 3 italians like that?
Anonymous Italy No.212803109 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
Burp loudly, tell them "scuseme tose go da pasar", go to my room and sleep it off
Anonymous Sweden No.212803173 [Report] >>212803278
>>212803016
Honestly dude I eat at the chillest restaurants, hang out with the hottest guys, and wear the freshest clothes, yet I don't have any swag, these women are better off not being disappointed by me
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212803203 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
I compliment the top and bottom girls on their attractive feet.
Anonymous Israel No.212803278 [Report]
>>212803173
semphis is disappointed
Anonymous France No.212803430 [Report]
>vomit on them
>sorry... my room is open if you want to shower...
Anonymous Spain No.212803722 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
Pee over them while I record it with my phone. That should clear the stairs.
Anonymous Chile No.212804420 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
I trip by accident and fall on top of them
Anonymous Sweden No.212804470 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
i'd want to rizz them up but iwouldnät do it since i'm a pussy
Anonymous Mexico No.212804513 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
*unzips penis*
Anonymous Germany No.212804559 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
Call my habibis Achmed, Achmad,
Mohammed, mohammad and hammed.
Anonymous Portugal No.212804573 [Report]
sex
Anonymous Norway No.212807063 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
I’d step over them muttering some excuse I suppose
Anonymous United States No.212807295 [Report]
>>212800727 (OP)
"accidentally" trip and fall onto them
my mass should cause the building to collapse from an earthquake i generate upon impact.