>you're staggering back to your hotel room drunk on your italian vacation and this blocks your hotel's stairs
what do?

>>212800727 (OP)
Drunkenly pass through, kicking each one “on accident”.

>>212800727 (OP)
I go outside and look around for a group of young and energetic african immigrants and guide them to the group of young ladies
I then go upstairs into my room as if nothing ever happened

Pretend I got a notification on my phone, look surprised, turn around and leave

>>212801328
There's a perfect place for sickos like you

>>212800727 (OP)
>wow, I'm so drunk I'm seeing triple
>I proceed to my room while laughing at my joke

>>212802332
kek

>>212800727 (OP)
I cooka da meatball

>>212800727 (OP)
I vomit in their general direction

>>212800727 (OP)
excuse myself and pass through them

>>212802405
g-g-g-ghost!!!

>>212800727 (OP)
say 'sorry' while walking around them

>>212800727 (OP)
say “excuse me, ladies” and proceed upstairs

>>212802348
based af

>>212802236
you cant get to your room then where will you sleep?

>>212800727 (OP)
>>you're staggering back to your hotel room drunk on your italian vacation and this blocks your hotel's stairs
It would never happened to me.

I'd would be afraid to drink in a foreign country and lose my documents and cards.. also I'm anxious. If I ever go to Italy I'll just visit the museums, the churches, go to Mass at the Vatican and order food at my room

>>212802737
I slowly open the door to the stairwell every 20 minutes or so to hear if they've left

>>212800727 (OP)
3dpd? completely ignore them

>>212802895
you're just gonna get quickscoped by 3 italians like that?

>>212800727 (OP)
Burp loudly, tell them "scuseme tose go da pasar", go to my room and sleep it off

>>212803016
Honestly dude I eat at the chillest restaurants, hang out with the hottest guys, and wear the freshest clothes, yet I don't have any swag, these women are better off not being disappointed by me

>>212800727 (OP)
I compliment the top and bottom girls on their attractive feet.

>>212803173
semphis is disappointed

>vomit on them
>sorry... my room is open if you want to shower...

>>212800727 (OP)
Pee over them while I record it with my phone. That should clear the stairs.

>>212800727 (OP)
I trip by accident and fall on top of them

>>212800727 (OP)
i'd want to rizz them up but iwouldnät do it since i'm a pussy

>>212800727 (OP)
*unzips penis*

>>212800727 (OP)
Call my habibis Achmed, Achmad,
Mohammed, mohammad and hammed.

sex

>>212800727 (OP)
I’d step over them muttering some excuse I suppose

>>212800727 (OP)
"accidentally" trip and fall onto them
my mass should cause the building to collapse from an earthquake i generate upon impact.