Lithuania spends millions of public tax money on larping. This is actually sad. baltoid identity is so fragile for them to do all this

>>212801590 (OP)
Based
Kill all bricstrannies

Nooo how dare you have a culture and history
Trump needs to drop nukes RIGHT. NOW!

>>212801590 (OP)
meanwhile real history b like
>Lithuanian forces (very small overall) run away in panic before the battle actually began when only they spotted knights with steel swords and armors (Lithuanians only fought against farmers or steppe people before)
>Poles smash Germans, win the battle
>Lithuanians come back to the battlefield when the battle is almost finished
>615 years of Lithuanian wewuzing and putting "Lithuania" before "Poland" ensues

>>212801756
cope & seethe

>>212801842
...and true

>>212801756
>Lithuanians only fought against farmers or steppe people before
nigger they'd been almost constantly at war with the very same teutonic knights since the early 1200s

>>212801949
of course it's true, in your deranged butthurt mind, meanwhile there are contemporary sources (correspondence between order officials) that disprove the butthurt narrative you insist on upholding for whatever reason (the reason being some unresolved childhood trauma)

>>212801964
>nigger they'd been almost constantly at war with the very same teutonic knights since the early 1200s
yeah, and they kept losing territory all the time because they couldn't fight them and they could only retreat

>>212801590 (OP)
Based on OP text I thought it was gonna be some "we love trans rights and feminism we totally aren't like Russia btw" but this is just basic history, nigger. Americans actually can't comprehend having a nation older than 250 years

>>212802024
>meanwhile there are contemporary sources
True, let's quote it

>After an hour of fighting, the Lithuanians fled the battlefield, unstoppable by summons or even the sword of Vytautas himself. Most of the fugitives reached their homeland, where they spread false reports of the defeat of the Polish-Lithuanian army and the deaths of Władysław Jagiełło and Vytautas. A few hours later, the Teutonic Knights pursuing the Lithuanians returned to the battlefield, elated by their victory and laden with loot, and carrying numerous prisoners. However, their return did not prevent the Order's ignominious defeat.

~Jan Długosz, 15th century

>>212802150
>contemporary sources
>qoutes Jan Dlugosz
you dumb niggercattle

>>212802079
>they kept losing territory all the time
but they didn't, the Latvian-Lithuanian border hasn't moved much since 1236. The Teutonic order did take some more Prussian land after that and take some Polish cities, but other than constant fighting over Samogitia it was just
>2 more weeks
for 200 years

>>212802213
you know that guy literally spoke to the people who were there

>>212802213
his father fought there personally and he wrote it like 3 decades after the battle when a lot of participants were still alive so obviously he based it upon reliable sources

>>212802224
not to mention that they have been "legally given" Samogitia EIGHT FUCKING TIMES and couldn't hold it
by the end of it, it must've been like a bad inside joke

>>212802259
>>212802264
eat a dick, alright?
there are literal letters between teuton commanders warning of Vyckas fake retreats and for some reason you still cling unto this bullshit

>>212802282
>and couldn't hold it
or more like they just didn't give a shit about this swamp, it was meant to be just a no man's land for them

>>212801590 (OP)
it's actually EU aka German money so it's all good

>>212802352
>the teuton order, circa 14th century

>>212802336
>teuton commanders warning of Vyckas fake retreats
obviously they called it fake to justify their pathetic failure, imagine what other western knights would think about them if they learnt that despite a large part of the Lithuanian army fleeing the battlefield, they still lost to Poles alone

>>212802441
yes, obviously, anything to justify your narrative

>>212802483
that's why we ruled in the commonwealth

>>212802531
damn Janusz, now I'm really triggered
are you like 40 years old or do they still teach you all from books written by commies in the 80s?

>>212802336
how would teuton commanders what the actual battle plan of the polish forces be lol, it's not a fake retreat when half of your forces never return to the battle and instead tell the commoners that we lost the battle

>>212802597
>written by commies in the 80s?
our commies worshipped Lithuanians because they were USSR's best allies, judging by their behavior in 1920 and 1939

>>212802623
because they've been fighting Vycka for decades you smoothbrain, they even reference the battle with mongs where he got his ass handed to him by mongos using the same manouver
>tell the commoners they lost the battle
unsubstantiated pooplish propaganda

>>212802597
he's right, look up what the official languages of the commonwealth were, and notice there is no lithuanian there. so much for your cultural and political influence over the country

newsflash, a nobleman who speaks polish only and doesnt know a word of lithuanian, but whose ancestors from 3 centuries ago were balts doesnt actually represent your country or culture

anyway, I'mma go do something else, have fun stewing in your butthurt

>>212802695
>unsubstantiated pooplish propaganda
yeah, it's only what the people who lived back then and fought in the battle said, i bet the soldiers back then could predict 600 years later these "unsubstiantiated" claims could be used as propaganda, peak delusion

>>212802751
trying to educate you doesnt make me butthurt, but whatever helps you cope

Kill Poles. Behead Poles. Roundhouse kick a Pole into the concrete. Slam dunk a Pole baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Poles. Defecate in a Poles food. Launch Poles into the sun. Boil Poles in barščiai. Toss Poles into active volcanoes. Urinate into a Poles plumbing bag. Judo throw Poles into a wood chipper. Twist Poles heads off. Report Poles to the immigration center. Karate chop Poles in half. Curb stomp pregnant drunk Poles. Trap Poles in sewage treatment plants. Crush Poles in the trash compactor. Liquefy Poles in a vat of acid. Eat Poles. Dissect Poles. Exterminate Poles in the gas chamber. Stomp Pole skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate Poles in the Auschwitz crematorium. Lobotomize Poles. Mandatory abortions for Poles. Grind Pole fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Poles in pig lard. Vaporize Poles with a LINAC. Kick old Poles down the stairs. Feed Poles to to cows. Slice Poles with a shiv.
TOTAL POLISH DEATH
FUCK POLAND
KILL EVERY SINGLE POLISH SUBHUMAN
STRANGLE YOUR LOCAL POLISH SUBHUMAN
KILL POLISH CHILDREN WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER
PARTITION AND DESTROY POLAND
NUKE POLAND
REMOVE POLAND FROM HISTORY BOOKS
ERASE POLISH CULTURE
GIVE AWAY POLISH WOMEN TO NIGGERS
USE POLISH PEOPLE AS SLAVE LABOR IN SPACEX
CASTRATE POLES

STRAP ME TO A MISSILE AND FIRE IT AT WARSAW, I AM READY

>>212802860
countrylet rage

>>212802712
>doesnt actually represent your country or culture
actually he does, because HE is the true Lithuanian, like Piłsudski
speaking Polish is an inherent attribute of a Lithuanian patriot and has always been

don't get me wrong, I LOVE Lithuania and Lithuanians are my brothers
that's why we should speak the same language and live in the same country

>>212802904
yeah, Pilsudski was such a Lithuanian chad he didnt know a word of Lithuanian and invaded their country, a trve lithuanian patriQt who understood Lithuanians can only prosper under benevolet polish rule

One pole, bad company, two poles a shithole, three poles a world war.

>>212802975
> he didnt know a word of Lithuanian
apparently he understood some of it as reported by sources but not much I guess

Lithuanians sold themselves in slavery to Russia just to show Poles that they own Vilnius, it's really sad when you think about it, what do they even have in their heads? it's some immeasurable level of butthurt

>this thread

Mustve been pretty cool
I remeber there was a civil war renactment close to my town like a decade ago. Shit was awesome

>>212803115
A fine vintage of thread, very 2013.

We showed you slavic cocksuckers be you a catholic russian or a orthodox russian that we will not bow down to your sissy ways. The big baltic BVLL has weathered both polononiggerization and rusniggerification. You can all go fuck yourselfs thank you.

>>212803192
>The big baltic BVLL has weathered both
now try to curse without Polish/Russian words and you're suddenly speechless LMAO

>>212803311
Čiulpk byby asilę tu lenkas supistas

>>212803311
Pisau tavo močia skersą, šūdlenki tu perpistas

>>212803343
wow, kids in kindergarten here can use stronger words, lithuanian sounds so childish

Lmao at this thread

>>212803379
Tavo mama kekšė ir aš myžu ant tavo tėvo barzdos.

>>212803379
So you're saying polish kids talk a lot bout sucking dick? Hmm... very curious...

>>212803490
Poland = Vietnam/Thailand
Lithuania = Cambodia/Laos
you should understand it now, they always try to steal history of their bigger neighbors because they barely have anything on their own

>>212802949
Soon that will happen, but the language will be Russian.

>>212803604
вoт этo дa

Who cares? You’re all being ethnically replaced by jeets either way

>>212803536
Pooplish "(((culture)))"
>geiger counter music
>german philosophy
>some jew in USA spitting facts on a board not knowing a single word in polish

>>212803604
>implying poles have the brain capacity to learn a russian
Nu pizdėc

>>212803536
you guys are supposed to be civilized, liberal and not quarreling at each others about some irrelevant historical niche details like hordes of unemployed thirdies.

>>212803675
>like unemployed thirdies

>>212803675
I can't speak for poles, but you do realize this is an ongoing meme from like the past ten years and none of this is serious?

>>212803675
My nigga I respect your cunt for dabbing on those amerimutt golems but you need to stay out of this.

>>212803675
we are secondies which means we combine the worst traits of firsties and thirdies with none of their advantages

>>212803768
We have advantages but it takes high IQ to utilize them.

>>212803604
тaкoгo нe дoпycтим!!

Cringe.

The Baltic belongs to the Germanic race.

>>212801590 (OP)
Was that before they and Prussia split Poland for the fifth time?

>>212803851
Point at this shittish pajeet and laugh at him.

>>212803768
The biggest lie of communism was the existence of the so-called “2nd world”. In reality, it was just more 3rd world.

>>212802079
lituanians:
whopped mongols
whopped moskovites
whopped germans
formed the biggest country in Europe
polaks:
1) we will ask gigachad Jagielo to come ans fuck our 12yo princess then he will protect us from bullies
2) ???
3) ???
4) Polska strong!!!

>>212803949
I know more about the cold war than your favela ass can in a lifetime.

>>212803967
thanks for protecting my ass, Taras

>>212803967
This sissy knows his place tending the potato fields. Why can't poles be as humble as the hohol?

>>212801590 (OP)
no americans mutts have the right to mock historical larping

>>212804016
>a lithuanian tankie

Now that’s something you don’t see everyday. What do you miss so much about the USSR?

>>212801737
>1410
>history
that's barely older than this fake plastic shithole we call america

>>212804097
Historical knowledge of the period does not constitute taking a side in any of it. Your brainrot blinds you from a objective analysis and the fallout we have to deal in the current year, get the fuck out of here.

>>212804061
You joke about it, but they're the only immigrants bothering to learn the local language. And it's always women.
>talk to some 40y old two weeks into her stay in Lithuania
>of course it's all in russian
>calls me 6 months in
>heavy accent, but perfectly fine lithuanian, inflection and everything

>>212803536
Cambodia used to dunk on Thailand and Vietnam though

>>212804117
The distance between 1776 and 1410 is over a century longer than between 1776 and now, you might want to sit this one out

>>212804184
I don't trust them like the mormon missionaries, I feel as I would be fucked over in a non literal sense of the word. Had a certain bump in with them recently, best to turn them away.

>>212804303
do you think americans just popped out of thin air and immediately drafted the declaration of independence? you're missing about ~170 years of so-called "history". the equivalent of 1776 for lithuania is... 1990 lol
that's not even to say this shithole actually has history, and "american" isn't a real identity in the first place.

>>212804509
I think you're making the classic mistake of state = nation
And even then you're wrong, since it's not 1990, but 1918

>>212804419
You need to keep in mind that we're getting mostly eastoids, which are russians, and even then, going by my experience most of them are pretty normal. I'm not gonna say I encounter most of them, but due to my work I interact with a good chunk of them, and they're.... "OK".

>>212804841
Same but I don't trust them either way.

>>212804634
i'm not, the pole is just retarded and missed the point.
>the classic mistake of state = nation
i'm actually paying lip service to the fact that it's not. in modern times, people conflate the two.
if you correctly recognize that the nation state is a retarded concept, completely artificial and hollow in the same way civic nationalism is, you also can't really use "american" as an identity because it's literally tied up in that exact concept.
there is no american nation, no american "people" in the same sense as a lithuanian people. it's a convenient shorthand to pretend like a common language (these days we don't even have that) binds us, that we all have the same culture, but the fact of the matter is we don't really have that beyond a surface level. people who move here hold on to cultural aspects of the old country, even if they don't keep the language around. the more you pay attention, the more you notice it. mannerisms, body language, personality types, etc. i've seen people here exhibit weird similarities along those lines when interacting with old worlders who share a common lineage. i was shocked upon meeting my first irishman, because he behaved the same way as an irish-american boomer (8th generation) who i knew.

america is a land of heterogeneous strangers, what links us together is no different than the globohomo melting pot that links you and me together. it's just a bit more extreme here. you're all not wrong for calling us rootless mutts, where you go wrong is assuming that the moment you're born here the last 30,000 years of ancestry go up in smoke. it's way more complicated than that. i don't think you'll be able to truly appreciate it until a few decades when you start seeing your new very alien immigrant populations spawn their fourth generation, and many are still not quite "lithuanian" o algo. they might be quite a bit more assimilated than the first wave, but they will never truly fit in the same way as some polish dude would.

is this the battle where the slavs stayed under the cover of forest while the germans autistically stood out in the sun in full armour for a few hours and were just cooked by the time the slavs attacked?

>>212803896
You're brown

>>212801590 (OP)
You do realize the US has a ton of Civil War re-enactments right?

>>212805387
Bro I'm gonna go be honest with you, I'm three wine bottles deep rn and this is above my level of comprehenion, but if you're saying that nation state is a dumb concept, then yeah, but literally we just want to keep our language for a few more hundred years and I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

>>212801590 (OP)
>Lithuania spends millions of public tax money on larping
still better spending public money on historical larping than on this
>>212806027

>>212806216
you're good bro. yeah there's nothing wrong with that.
the original point is that lithuania didn't pop into existence when it became independent, and america didn't pop into existence in 1776.

>>212806476
Yeah of course, for us it's basically 1263 or 1009, and that's even if you want to stick to "recorded" history, and I guess for you it's like late 15th century, if you want to stick to euro point of view and ignore vikings and shit.