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Nugget edition

I say I say

Surprised Wisconsin isn't on here

Watching some youtube videos filme din india
Jesus Christ how can so many people live like that? How can anyone live like that?

>>212807629
they're just really good at drunk driving. my state apparently is one of the top drinking states and it's not on that list, but lots of the state is very rural so if some kids drive drunk the worst is they hit a fence or something and it's fine

>>212807629
Lol Arizona has some of the strictest laws on DUI

epstein was mossad

>>212807460
I already said why I think the imperial system is useful in some situations.

Here's your "white settler colonial state" sir

How can i not kill myself when I look in the mirror and see the ugliest person I've ever seen

>>212807629
Poor fucking Alaska.
>shit economy
>cold and miserable
>massive male majority due to hard labor jobs (oil, gas, fishing, mining) so no chance of gf
>said jobs don't even pay well and have various acute and cronic health risks
If you like nature a lot, I guess. But jesus.

>>212807746
I can't really give a rip when libs complain about palestine, because they're just doing it cause they see israel as white people, and the libs just hate white people.

nevermind that most of israel is made up of brown jews

I was watching some foot fetish video and there was a part where the girl picks her nose and makes the guy eat it

>>212807908
I would kill her if she did that to me

Been hawking up loogies all day

Peasant meal

>>212807799
liberals love israel though

Why has dating become so much easier after I turned 30? I thought getting older would make things harder. I am a man by the way.

>>212808001
Liberals like jews but not israel
Conservatives like israel but not jews
Both are flawed ways of thinking

Defend this

i’m a truecel baby so why don’t you kill me

I remember being embarrassed because my dad was talking on speaker phone while we were on a tour bus

>>212808001
boomers of both parties love pissrael

>>212808036
liberals and conservatives love israel. leftists and chuds hate israel

>>212808017
Because
>women are attracted to older guys
>it gets harder for women

>>212808017
Younger women expect you to be more financially stable; older women expect you'll be more mature and less interested in purely sex and more settling down (they also want kids before their eggs dry up).

>>212808063
if you were a jeet you wouldn't have felt that

>>212808037
it's okay because Miku is cute so yeah that's what I think

2/3 of vehicle deaths are caused by sobertards

>>212808117
Alcohol increases your risk though

>>212808143
Of riling up soberholics maybe

>>212808143
source?

why do zoomies in customer facing jobs just stare ahead with dead eyes? is this like some sort of tiktok trend?

My gf

My sister may have seen me playing with my you-know-what

>>212808359
your yugioh cards?

American bros, why don't you guys annex Canada?

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>>212808275
That's just how we look

>>212807977
too many carbs

>>212808036
Im a liberal and hate both. What does that mean?

>>212808398
we will soon.

>>212808468
No you won't

>>212808519
yes we will

>>212808466
it means you're not a liberal

>>212808275
ordered a coffee yesterday and it legit creeped me out. like there isnt a soul behind their eyes

the gen Z people with any sort of charisma will absolutely dominate their generation

>>212808531
I’m not?? Then what am I? I’m not a chud

>>212807977
Looks good but lacks a sauce.
Just had roast beef with cabbage salad as midnight snack, btw.

>>212808458
maybe for a hypothyroid metabocel

>>212808541
>ordered a coffee yesterday and it legit creeped me out. like there isnt a soul behind their eyes
yeah it's very weird when you encounter it. almost thought she was on some sort of drugs, but most drugs don't only affect one generation.

>>212808541
the quirky, fun, bubbly millennial baristas of yester-year are gone forever. they've either moved on to another job or they're bloated blue haired landwhales screeching about pronouns during your coffee order.

zoomoids are all over-medicated and riddled with mental illness. most young zoomie girls are broken pillheads with porn addictions and divorced parents.

>>212808466
It means your based

>>212808570
>Then what am I?
a retard.

real talk, if i stabbed myself in the temple with a kitchen knife, would it kill me or just give me a TBI?

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>>212808613
>the quirky, fun, bubbly millennial baristas of yester-year are gone forever.
the thing is that the majority of zoomies I encounter in my town are just normal people and wouldn't have been out of place at all 20 years ago.

whatever the zoomer stare is is something new which is why I thought it might be a silly trend at first

>zoomer stare
Shartlennials getting butthurt at Zoomers over nothing again
Growing up they hated old people bothering them and telling them to cheer up and now here they are unironically doing the same thing

Epstein had a fully equipped dentists chair in his bathroom, strange

>>212808613
>most young zoomie girls are broken pillheads with porn addictions and divorced parents
Sounds hot ngl

>>212808748
Not really, he probably used it to rip out childrens' teeth before disposing of their remains after Bill Clinton and Donald Trump brutalized them.

>>212807629
South Dakota needs to explain why North Dakota is doing better.

>>212808644
there are horror stories of people shooting themselves with too small of a caliber and it just turning them into a vegetable

dont kill yourself anon. whatever you are going through will pass

>>212808636
Kike lover begone

>>212808570
Rational.

>>212808570
A faggot with one good opinion

>>212808807
you dislike jews because you are retarded and think they're White

i dislike jews because they hate Whites

we are not the same.

>>212808294
That's how she rides her secret bf's dick.

>>212808732
I always had good manners in public but complaining about this is stupid
t. also a fellow zoom

>>212808789
>whatever you are going through will pass
it's only getting worse tho.

>>212808294
bwc coded outfit

>>212808876
ahahahhahahahahahahahahahababshahshhajajhahahah!!!!

either there’s something going on beyond time and space and all the dues i’m paying in life will be rewarded karmically or there’s nothing beyond the physical and it doesn’t matter that my life was dead end palookaville because it was just some electrical impulses and amino acids and shit of zero consequence

Thinking back to when I read some femcel talking about how no man could understand the character of Asuka and she hated men posting her all the time without a hint of irony that the character was designed and written by a man.

>>212808962
i can't believe people think shit like this.

>>212808765
You gotta deal with the rotting teeth of the children that they sex traffick. If they get infected, they die. Can't waste an investment.

Why do women decide to defile their bodies with tats? Do they realize how trashy and low class they look?

We all know Asuka is best girl

>>212808991
erm it’s a bulletproof existential calculation

>>212808997
Plus you don't want to leave dental records if any remains are recovered, it's still a fairly reliable way of identifying a body.

>>212808962
If there's a karmatic afterlife, I'm going to be reincarnated as a dung beetle.

>>212809032
and yet I've dismantled every single morsel of its retardation with a single post. your assumption the universe is a strict dichotomy is profoundly retarded and just one of the many reasons you will never understand its mysteries.

much to my chagrin i'm still a pussy ass loser

>>212809007
Outside of memorial tattoos, female tattoos are advertising that they're easy.

much to my chadgrin i'm a sex having winner

/cum/ vacay when?

>>212809035
This is true too.

>>212809020
Untrue

>>212809163
>surprisingly hesitant

surprising to no one.

I like stealing things

>>212809163
very antisemitic coming from you

>>212809196
we know, jamal

>>212809163
Inextricably based

>>212809196
All you steal is the ass virginity of the boys you rape, unc.

I've got..soft hands and it shames me that I don't have the rugged hands of a real working man

>>212809244
are you that sissy femboy from cape breton?

>>212809221
Im not black

>>212809234
this is me. nobody's son is safe

>>212809196
Me as a kid seeing my classmate's pokemon card sticking halfway out of their pocket

>>212809244
Stop being a NEET or a white collar worker.

>>212809099
and yet the outcomes will vindicate me because i WILL have a secret glory revealed in me or i will become worm food dichotomously

>>212809266
For me it was yu gi oh cards

Chris Distefano

>>212809257
I wish

>>212809163
Based Spaniards. I wish their muttspawn were anywhere near as good

I am having an American themed party and there will be smoked pork
What kind of condiments should there be for smoked pork sliders?
From my understand of American culture, there should be barbeque sauce, mayonnaise and coleslaw but anything I'm missing?

>>212809301
Gennaro Malaponte

>>212809357
White horny bitches with big bouncy titties

Kids these days smdh

Crying for no reason

this is me lol

>>212809278
there is no glory in burning in Hell for eternity and that's where you're going to be. your physical body will be worm food. ergo, it can be two things at once, not mutually exclusive outcomes.

checkmate, tardo.

Jews sided with Arabs when Arabs took Spain probably leading to names like this>>212809163

>>212809357
condiments for pork sliders? purists will just want a pure pork slider. some people put coleslaw on them but I prefer it as a side dish. seems you got it covered

>>212809483
>Jews sided with Arabs
the more things change, the more they stay the same

The coast of life is atrocious in that shithole.

I don't eat 7 meals a day and 5000 kcal a day like the average American but I pay 400€ each month on food and the salaries in France are very low compared to yours.

Hard to deny that the average Chinese person lives a better life than the average American now

>>212809483
they thought they could convert them all to Christianity and everything would be fine
some holy water on the head does not change your racial and genetic profile

>>212809357
some people might say you should have some BEANS

I've never physically felt good

what's the california of europe? where should i direct my hate?

>>212809521
It's like a night and day difference

>>212809558
i've never mentally felt good

How do I get a dutch or Mongolian gf as a blackanon?

>>212809522
The inquisition was later, this was before, they weren't forced to convert

>>212809357
Make some Carolina gold bbq sauce, it uses mustard and better than the rest

Real iq test: where do you set burning or hot objects down
What oil do you cook with

>>212809563
in terms of climate?
sicily
In terms of culture?
berlin

Are you ready to admit that urkel was right about China?

>>212809594
trick question, you wouldn't be holding a hot or burning object to begin with. i cook my chicken tenders in tallow

I got a cheese problem

pizza in the oven

it takes two to make a thing go right
it take two to make it out of sight

>>212809594
Depends
Depends

>>212809517
French food is at least very healthy and good quality compared to American slop and most of other European food.

>>212809594
That is more of a common sense thing.
>IQ
It isn't everything

>>212809626
You could be holding a spatula, set it on a paper towel then it lights on fire ending your bloodline forever

>>212809601
i hate berlin

>>212809693
london and paris as well

>>212809357
Freedom

>>212809679
that would be cool

>>212809521
996 work schedule is still common in china. you cant possible believe this

>>212809357
moonshine and nachos

hate the polacks

>>212809714
The average American uses their extra free time to watch tiktoks and eat toxic sludge

>>212809752
they're cool even with their mush mouth language

>>212809163
There was a French village with a similar name but some Jewish NGO petitioned against the name so they changed it.

>>212809521
living in China is suffering every day.

>>212809777
t. stanislaus sanchezch

>>212809763
which is more enjoyable than working over 70 hours a week

why did the government chimp out and make alcohol illegal ?

>>212809869
shit wtf am i breaking the law?

Just read an article on the cause of obesity
As it turns out stuffing your fat piggish face with food is the cause
Fascinating stuff

>>212809869
Because alcohol is a shit tier drug that makes people violent, dependent and die

>>212809886
if it were1925 you quite literally would have been

>>212809869
Trump converted to Islam like a week ago
Do you not follow the news?

>>212809919
wrong Abrahamic religion

Did anon get those nudes from that milf

Just ate some delicious grilled chicken fajitas. Fresh chicken BBQ'd to perfection, lettuce, tomatoes, onions, and some cheese. A nice chipotle sauce for some zip.

I wonder what culinary delights Jason is cooking up this evening. Hopefully it's something exotic and decadent like frozen broccoli and tater tots.

>>212809594
1. like when cooking? Ontop of the oven or anything metal
2. Olive oil, but i don't use oil to cook often

I just noticed my newest gacha gf has scars. Notifying the CCP.

James Gandolfini's final meal, just before his fatal heart attack, reportedly consisted of four rum shots, two piña coladas, two beers, two orders of fried prawns, and a large serving of foie gras.

>>212809982
no gabagool?

>>212809594
I'm a line cook and we throw hot pans and sizzle plates in the 3 bay and give the dishie a heads up.

>>212810019
what kind of lines do you cook?

The concept of a final meal sounds comfy to me for some reason. Like having a big meal of seafood and rice and wine and soda and vegetables and soup would probably help me accept my fate by a lot. But I know each state puts a limit to how much you can order.

>>212809982
Extraordinarily based. If you're gonna die right afterwards you may as well go all-in. The man died how he lived.

>>212810053
Cocaine

I hate my brain so fucking much why cant i just be normal

>>212810085
Have you considered destroying your brain with a bullet out of a gun?

>>212810019
HOT
CORNER

Told a girl I'm friends with that today is "a jazz day today" and she replied with, "I hate the farting sounds." Lmoa

plaguebros we are so back

>>212810067
The idea of a final meal before execution goes way back to ancient Greece, where they thought that feeding someone right before their death would prevent them from coming back as a hungry ghost.

>>212810085
And normal is...?

>The song is just bart simpson yelling stoner
>Yes and its beautiful

>>212810115
Badass.

>>212810115
oh fuck nigga that's brutal. pneumonic is like the 2nd worst of the 3 plagues.

I never learned how to just chill out

>>212810167
cum out the dick then drink alcohol

Happy 4:20!!!!!!!!

>>212810185
dude they just banned alcohol

>>212810158
There are only two variations of black plague I thought? Bubonic and pneumatic. It's been awhile since I've read about it tho so tell me what the third kind is?

>>212810107
Yes actually

>>212810182
oh boy the latest fresh take from corporate cumguzzler and world famous turbocuck BILL BURR

I can't think of anyone who has fallen off harder than this faggot in the last 20 years.

>>212809869
"This thing is the cause of so many problems."
"Let's ban it, and improve everyone's lives."
"wtf, they're just turning to the mob to be supplied with it now."

>>212810118
>would prevent them from coming back as a hungry ghost.
Tibetan Buddhism has a "hungry ghost" concept too. Wonder how it's related

the gravity of the situation is beginning to dawn on me

if a non white and a dog were both dangling from a cliff i would help the dog first

>>212810223
Septicemic is the worst and most fatal, usually kills you within 24 hours as the infection goes throughout your bloodstream and causes massive organ failure and internal bleeding.

Pneumonic is when it spreads into your lungs, like pneumonia, and kills you within 48-72 hours in most cases.

Bubonic is the least fatal, and can be survived by more than 50% of people who contract it. Body develops large blisters or "buboes" that eventually burst open and ooze pus (dead cell matter with bacteria) that can spread the disease to others.

All of them are caused by the same strain of bacteria, Yersinia Pestis.

t. history major

I totally fooled everyone into thinking I was sober

i've got my student loan debt down to 9,000

>5 people in 2 bedroom apartment
>sleep in the living room
>pay more than half of the rent
lol

going to pay 600 dollars to get my cars front bumper fixed and repainted

>>212810289
Cool. Thx.

>>212810312
I'm about to awuire that much debt buying a toy. I feel stupid but hey, i'll use it everyday for years to come

i've been off the alcohol for two weeks now

Oh, me? I have a severe fear of abandonment and neglect

>>212810229
He got old and married and has a podcast.
What did you expect?

>>212810364
you're gonna get smoked by an overweight black woman driving a stolen minivan

>>212810364
I wouldn't drive it on the highway

>>212810364
Hey, I was thinking of getting this too!!

>>212810364
Based im gona buy a little honda rebel in a couple months

>>212810365
For me. it's been a month

new evidence shows that john way had male lover

>>212810412
how do you stop the cravings?
for me it's caffeine and nicotine

I would crucify roughly 15.8 million jews for the opportunity to kiss this girl.

>>212810358
They originally though dogs and cats were causing the plague but it was really the fleas on them. They held the bacteria inside them and since dogs/cats are immune to the bacteria, it didn't affect them.

SO they killed all the cats and dogs, which meant the fleas jumped onto humans instead and spread the disease even faster.

At one point they thought it was jews poisoning them so they rounded up and burned shitloads of jews. In one case they suspected the well had been poisoned so they threw a rabbi down the well and left him there to die.

The closest anyone got to understanding it was Miasma Theory which refers to "bad air". They thought swamp air caused it, but really it was just biting insects that live in swamps who carried the bacteria and infected people.

listening to Kino
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kino_(band)

>>212810438
then do it
im not going to stop you

havent watched porn in 3 weeks now. tell me you are proud of me /cum/pies

>>212810486
No, go watch porn.

>>212810486
Are you nofapping or just noporning?

my parents go to this kind of church

>>212810486
GJ

>>212810510
is that like a concert?

internet porn is banned in my state

>2025 CE
>being Xtian

Been practising my cockney British accent a lot lately. I do it out loud, over and over, in my house that I own. This alone should be motivation enough for Anons to work hard and buy a place.

I've literally spent 2 hours just yelling "YOU WOT MATE? YOU FOCKING WOT?" and no one can stop me.

>>212810534
So do you just torrent it or goon to social media.

>>212810501
i jerk off like twice a week now. if you dont use it, you lose it anon

>>212810529
no its a "Christian" church

>>212810554
I use a VPN

>>212810486
Good job bud keep it up
Ive been on just solo nude women or imagination for a few months and need to try and cut out the fapping entirely

>>212810586
So is it a case of porn is not allowed to be streamed, or that you're not allowed to view it?

>>212810486
I give you permission to touch your penis and watch porn one time.
You have one porn-pass. Use it wisely

>>212810603
can't even access the sites
a pop up screen saying it has been banned in my state comes up when i click on it

Got no whip, need to get to frisco in a few weeks by amtrak. How walkable is the san francisco/berkley area?

>>212810564
Evangelical Christianity is heresy.

>>212810614
She will return to 2024 levels the second he nuts inside her. Mexican woman almost always turn into landwhales. It's Cuban broads who keep their thiccc thighs and juicy asses.

Xylophone is an underrated instrument

>>212810486
pornography is one of the greatest evils of our current times
https://youtu.be/pYaQuoO7IdE

rewatching pacific rim and it just makes me mad what they did with the sequel

>>212810625
OK but have you tried something other than bestiality?

>>212810632
If you don't have a whip I'd at least get a gun or knife
Even a baton will be better than nothing mr belmont

God could have interceded and made me born a hulking black man
Instead he cursed me with cum skin and a judaic physionogomy
Haven't believed in that kike ever since

>>212810495
>>212810517
ty

>>212810632
>walking around San Francisco

bro...just don't. unless you're going there to kill yourself.

>>212810625
Dystopian
i think if that happened in my state there would be mass riots and guillotines

>>212810594
that's nice. you can get off of insta roasties too if you want

>>212810607
nah, im good. its just not good for you

>>212810675
i agree

>>212810676
what about Pacific Rimjob and it's just giant robots eating digital asses

>>212810688
here's what i get when i try access a porn site called erocurves which is just naked pictures of women who are of legal age

>>212810607
DON'T STOP GOONING

>>212810632
sf is very walkable, there are street cars too, but the homeless there are fucking wild. be careful.

>>212810676
The sequel wasn't THAT bad IMO. The story and action sequences were fine. The biggest problem was the fact that the cast was mostly young children. No idea why they did that.
Pacific Rim: The Black is fucking fantastic, if you haven't seen it yet.

>>212810761
This law sounds very antisemitic if I'm being honest.

im hungry

love summertime thunderstorms

Paddleboarder dies while rescuing 12-year-old girl in Utah reservoir

east asian women are better than white women

>>212810826
the aryan sacrifices himself for the greater good

>>212810842
yeah but a 10/10 white girl is better than a 10/10 g**k

>>212810806
*Opens your cuck cage and feeds you*

>>212810842
no they aren't

What you have to understand about us latinas is that for us family is everything

ever play chicken with a train?

>>212810845
She was black and freaking out and drowned him.

>>212810895
Tranny, troll, or obese

>>212810845
then when are you killing yourself

someone please kill me
this isn't even a fucking joke

>>212810895
i need NOS

>>212810909
saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar

>>212810911
>>212810826
That's why you always have to punch someone in the back of the head during a water rescue to daze them so they don't drown you too

>>212810694
Yakub made you. Show some respect to your creator

time to prepare dinner!

>>212810933
give me 1 million dollars

>>212810933
Every little thing
Is gonna be alright
Baby don't worry

>>212810955
I feel like a Japanese girl's mouth is a good home for my cock.

CHICK FIL A MAKES MOO SOUND COCOA BUBBLIN ROUND

america is the only developed nation in the world that doesn't have automated/mechanized farming

>>212810977
For me, it's asian fourth hole (the greased up crevice between the thigh and calf of a fat asian woman's bent leg)

>>212811012
i'm evil

Fuck chil fia a

I bought you a gift, Jason, do you have a PO box I can send it to

>>212810941
Nasty Old Soles?

>>212810971
i don't believe you
>>212810959
don't have it

>>212811033
Pondering the sensation now.

I don't want this to come across as degenerate, but I've wondered what fucking a fat girl's armpit might be like too.

I can feel my antisemitism coming back. I've been hardline pro-Israel ever since October 7 2023 but over the past few months my opinions have started to flip again. Both the US and Israeli governments are full of pedos and are rotten and evil to the core. I mean, Islam is a disgusting religion without a doubt, but wantonly killing tens of thousands of people incl. many, many children has deeply offended God I'm sure.

>>212811055
t. buttdevastated homosexual

>>212811109
i'm glad you are coming to your senses
better late than never

>>212811059
The Jamaican maid at the hotel I stayed in last fall was talking in the hallway and she kept saying "comforter" but it sounded exactly like "cum farter".

>>212811109
The god of the jews is a demon that lives in a hole in the ground under a mountain. They have always sacrificed to it

>>212811059
No, I don't?

What if someone /cum/mer uploaded a video of themself beating up/harassing Jason? Would you guys feel bad for him or find it entertaining or not care?

the CEO of chic fil a got down on his knees to shine a negros shoes live on television

>>212811201
That wouldn't be cool
And unless you know the proper meeting procedure(no I'm not tellin') he would ventilate you

>>212811201
No /cum/pañero could hassle Jason

>>212811201
I'd have to break my nofap streak.

>>212811225
Jesus Christ the Lord of Heaven and Earth & Creator of the Universe washed His disciples' feet.

>>212811287
they weren't negroes though

I will be poor forever and that makes me want to kill myself

>>212811302
Brack peepo are real human beans :]

>>212811249
Good
>>212811252
Neutral
>>212811270
Evil

>>212811337
false

>>212811076
Wft? This doesn't make any sense, the numbers don't match up.

>>212811314
lol
i don't even care that i'm poor, but
1. i will never be allowed to move to the country of my dreams
2. people in my daily life (family) are taking advantage of me hard and i'm trapped in this cycle for now

this is the keyboard i bought

>>212811386
money would solve both of those problems though

>>212811375
Why don't they match up?

>>212811404
yeah
it's not that i'm poor that i care about
i'd be happy if i lived there while poor and had nothing to do with the assholes in my family
being poor is making it inescapable

>>212811201
I carry a gun.

>>212811375
The numbers are solid, I assure you. I've done the math.

Y'all just mad because dick fil a hates jasonkin (so does in-n-out)

I'm seething

>>212811436
3:20 WOOOOOOOOOOO SMOKE WEED EVERYD–wait...

>>212811461
I am too

New
>>212811425

>5 people in 2 bedroom apartment
>sleeping in the living room
>paying more than half the rent
>i.e. $900/1650
>also expected to do the chores because they won't clean up after themselves

>>212811392
Looks cool, is it special in some way other than appearance?

in real life i pretend i don't care at all in spite of the immense unfairness of this living situation i will snap and kill these people if i can't find an alternative to this

>>212810393
Why not?

>>212808294
>ywn have a qt asian cowgirl gf to wrangle cattle with
fuck my life

>>212809357
potatoes and corn-cobs
get some of those pre-columbian super-foods in you