Thread 212813022

coconut limes

just farted so much so quickly so hard that my rectum held a vacuous space for a second before shite came rushing forth and slammed against my hole
unpleasant

might be about to order a reuben sandwich with a side of potato cakes and maybe an orange cream shake
will have to put the shake in the freezer of course to have later

Which /brit/ poster is this?

>>212813040
where do you live

>>212813049
looks like those finger things from spy kids

>>212813035
I get that feeling sometimes outside of farting (just randomly) and have a faint idea of what it is. you should go to the doctor (and get your prostate checked). I know that I say it a lot to be cautious but if you care you would go have your prostate checked because it will damage you badly
even if not then something like being gassy you might find out more, so I mean that even if it is not something serious

old mums ALWAYS have autistic kids

>>212813049
Ziedbelg obviously

horse

>>212813035
don't believe you

>>212813104
were all seeing what im seeing right

rorke squirting on a cock
leftypol pissing on it

>The LIGO-Virgo-KAGRA Collaboration announces the detection of the most massive black hole merger ever observed via gravitational waves, producing a final object of more than 225 solar masses and challenging existing models of black hole formation

fascinating stuff

>>212813127
dirty fucker

>>212813127
mate fuck off i didn’t notice til now

>>212813073
very forward aren't you
los angeles california

going to the forest for a ponder and walk if me carberg doesn't break down on the way

It is not too late

>>212813137
interesting. very interesting

why won't charlie do this for me

>>212813151
where do you live then

>>212813157
prefer not to say.....

>>212813155
too many fools these days the market is saturated

>>212813155
Well, how many Christmases have you done that for?

so this is kiwianon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DhPENXCcK9A

there is 30 acres of land for every white person in the country and that is just land that is not utilized
I dont care about nonwhites. obviously immigrants shouldnt get it. you should profit from the land, or others should be allowed to buy it from you (as in all of the land is used), with all the flaws of that. the invisible hand will make it turn out OK

i smell like piss and groin sweat

>>212813132
>>212813132
you're a fucking idiot if you believe any of this shite

>>212812847
>>212812870
>>212812917

>>212813217
t. Roland the farter

>>212813213
I beat my allergy to imperial lather soap so now I smell like imperial lather soap :3

>>212813104
RIP Charles Campion x

omg theres a super dog omg i love him wish my dog wasnt a super retard :/

>>212813229
>>212813104
you musnt post the peters

studying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdFa_xFAl8s

if I had 30 acres of land I would sell to the NHS medicine
methampetamine
I would grow crystal nettles. I would sell them methamphetamine not because there isnt any, but because they need it. and I would grow poppies

>>212813259
clive owen on the left

>>212813259
find the average person both overestimates and underestimates their attractiveness; you're neither as good looking as you think you are, nor as bad as you think you are

heroin is a plant, man. legalise it. it should unironically be legal

Hello chaps. This evening me and my dad watched this movie about a British family that visits Sweden. We thought it was supposed it be a horror movie but it was more like a sort of action comedy or something. It wasn't very good.

>>212813304
fuck off you vile cunt

that post wasnt me im thinking about heroin

he only post that because I was thinking about certain idiots and trying to just dig into them badly. the peope getting things wrong about it and thoughts about them. he is just projecting from me

>>212813335
based tune tooters

>>212813312
That was a frightfully cruel thing to say old chap

but before that post I wanted to say, it should be legal to fully grow and process and make crystal meth even if you do it with chemistry. what, are people with a runny nose going to miss out on things that dont work? I mean with making it from medications. thats stupid, but even if you grow it from a plant and process that or processed chemicals to meth and then crystal methampetamine it should be legal as dangerous as it is. I dont believe that kids learn how to make crack in high school (only what the reaction is), not the method and obviously not the experiment. safety is the most fun thing about chemistry, like with fire. we should master fie

as in, all of the process is dangerous. crystals are the most fun and interesting. they are the best form, because they are crystals. there are other crystal forms of things too; the knowledge is transferable

just did a really queer fart

the safety makes it cooler. it is the most dangerous so it is playing with a bigger fire

might go see superman tomorrow

I am going to vote for Walt Disney in the scottish politician race

are they out of ads or what is the blocked ad on 4chan? anyone else seen?

Imagine sniffing Emma Watson's farts. Something to brag about.

Coming here during American hours whne it's all American flags repeating brit jokes and mannerisms to each other is like seeing those cargo cults where the natives recreate the white man's airplanes out of tree branches

image

>>212813617
funny post

>>212813615
I could beat her in a fight.

horses used to be 2ft tall and eat from trees living in the forest

>>212813617
actually laughing

horses used to be 2ft tall and eat from trees living in the forest
???
work horses
horses we know today
source Wikipedia

£380,000 per Afghani relocated here at £6 billion. Not including wider costs for housing, benefits, healthcare etc... Absolute, madness. While talking about putting taxes up on middle class earners. This country continues to lose the fucking plot.

ching chong waaa fong shu pong

>>212813680
*eats it*
fucking Chinese people making me eat this pig

my underarms smell funny today

oh yeah and theyve got jiggle physics on asses in VRchat by the way

>>212813680
>>212813696
I am Chinese.

>>212813753
Konichiwa! :3

theyve got ass jiggle physics in VRchat

>>212813768
'

how come i can post .mp4s on chrome but not firefox? it's very annoying

>>212813696
that's a korean pig

>>212813736
no they don't be quiet

if I went on VRchat I would only go on 18+ servers. if I see one of those furries with an avatar thats got ass jiggle physics I will awooga and start AWOOing at them sex sex
so I would simply go to sex sex servers

I'm not a mutt. Most Americans on 4chan are white.

or VRchat court cases but I cant run that game. not that I would go down that rabbit hole (I would rather be a rabbit irl for someone)

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>212813841
Post your 23andme, ancestrydna, and gedmatch results

>yeah thats fasinating
*sip*

>>212813300
it's like morrissey said
most people don't see what's really special and attractive about themselves
sadly

>>212813886
too much shit in the glass too strong of a c curve on the nails no no no no no no no

>>212813902
most people don't have anything really special and attractive about themselves

I'm silly :p

>>212813920
I feel sorry for you

>>212813932
i dont think about you at all

I think that if there are 1,000,000 of the exact same woman with the same outfit they are 5/10 and there are rare ones which boosts that. normally I dont buut there is basically the exact same woman over and over - they are neither really good, or bad. they all wear the exact same thing too

I'm quirky

haven't had a haircut in a year and takes me 30 minutes to disentange my hair in the shower now
might buy a razor when shops open at take it all off

they are all slightly overweight and have massive boobs

>>212813654
modern day sisyphus

>>212813986
one must imagine the grass wont grow back

>>212813969
just pull harder or sit (maybe in the shower) and lick yourself like a cat :3
I get a mental amount of hair out of my head a day just from malting (but I am a mouse)

>>212813969
you are disgusting
post pics? x

>>212813999
do you have thick curly dry hair too tobes? I'm half scottish and my dad's was the same

>>212813944
obviously
we don't know each other so how could we think about each other
silly

I mean sit* in the shower to pull all of the malted hair out
as in just take the time to

>>212814016
um no but I mean from it getting longer and trying not to say "dont wash it" like you probably dont already

Hungary is close to Serbia. My friend has Hungarian ancestry and he looks very similar to a Serbian musician.

I can put sliced tomato on my reuben if I want to

>>212814021
*le sigh*
i was re-enacting a méme scene from kino cinémá séries "madmen"
you wouldnt get it
*chuckles to self whilst smoking a pipe*

>>212814042
nah I wash it it's just naturally dry like it doesn't get greasy at all
should probably buy some better conditioner

>>212814054
Have you ever bummed him?

Celts tend to have curly hair.
Germanics tend to have wavy or mostly straight hair.
Slavs tend to have very straight, silky hair.
And yes obviously these are generalizations, before you start posting a Celt with straight hair or a Slav with curly hair. Of course there are exceptions, but they are mostly true.

>>212814071
have no idea what youre talking about. once your hair is dry its dry yeah

>>212814067
I tried to watch it once
didn't care for it
didn't feel accurate to the period for me

my hair is changing all the time sometimes it's straight sometimes it's wavy sometimes it's curly

SDP, failing that, Reform

Mass migration continues because they want it continued.

The boats are not stopped because they don't want the boats stopped.

Billion on hotels continues because they want it continued.

They would literally rather abuse the law, hiding £7 BILLION in spending than stop it.

hair spiders

wonder when we'll finally have robots we can use as slaves for domestic tasks like cooking and cleaning and sex

Farting out my arse

>>212814137
yay!

At the forest. British people be like cut the trees down, get the immigrant mansions built

21 pidgey candies now :3

>>212814183
Emma Watson does that occasionally.

>>212814186
Nothing surprises me anymore man this society is absolutely GRIM. We're in Babylon man. Unbelievable.

Just spent my dole on a new amp

>>212814218
what you gonna do with that then? plug it and amplify the sound of your electric instruments or something?

>>212814218
good lad

>>212814186
He won't be smiling when Jesus returns!

is that you on the right

>>212814227
Nah just use it as a really expensive audio input for my computer

>>212814186
He's absolutely fucked it. No one even likes him anymore. He took a massive shit on his own fan base.
He could've been the most popular president ever but he's FUCKED IT.

*cat walks into the thread like a fierce diva*

started rolling cigarettes like mental

ITT: hitting the griddy

when vtober debut

dodo doodoo dildo

I dont really want to get raped
but unironically (as in I dont)

didnt have to say unironically and the part in brackets actually because I said it to match the other time where I said that after

>>212814322
No need to swear.

>>212813022 (OP)
We eat those in Mexico

wtf

>>212814453
>2048 CP

pokemon GO to mcdonald

>>212814186
he let us all down

>>212814453
omg lucky
I didnt know you could even get those in the wild

>

*enters brit*

>>212814546
fake actor

... I am the Silenced Weather Reporter... Dance - A Guy Dancing In December 2016 ... Improv Guy Eats 50 Burgers During Asteroid 1997XF11 Flyby ... Hey these Bastards Are Preventing Me from Making Weather Videos ... Presumably what They Want ... Filmed By And Of Me Frankie MacDonald In the Garden My House Sydney Nova Scotia Taken on The 3rd Of December 2016 ...

maybe you are having your "final days" with the general before it "gets taken down" but we need to remove the BE flag poster from the general forever. before he even starts, and as soon as he starts for him to be gone makes the thread better

Would you?

>>212814608
yeah

British people be like cut it all down and build a kebab shop

>>212814599
if you could have any pet animal what would it be

>>212814655
that tranny

>>212814655
Chupacabra

(◠‿◠)

>>212814608
32 months of HRT when
also still would in any case I dont care

catberg on a tear

if anything it would be more regrettable to not if they are trans

or if someone srsly looks at you like this, starts barking, end of the list. there was only two things and I was giving a second example

>>212814732
what the fuuu-

shitting nora

too much sandwich and potato cake my tummy is too full :(
I couldn't even finish half

>>212814704
long badger that

the Pokemon Go weather machines

pokemon go have sex you incel freak

yeah water has the same taste as it. water feels so blocky

good smeagol always helps

smeagol sucks what are you talking about

>>212814950
Hey Smeagol, could you make me a sandwich?

need to have sexo but also need to cuddle someone before doing that, to make it two days but with the truthful end-game being that usually that leads to sex so it wouldnt matter

Watching Jean Le Carpenter's They Live? I don't know? (lol, 1988)

wahey

I know that is extremely cringe but I am cringe and retarded with all of that. also because of the cringeposting lately. I dont care! the main goal is to have fun

Tried rubbing one out in my closet and heard someone come in and then I waited in my dark closet for about 30 mins before leaving

>>212815060
oh my days

>>212814874
yeah? go on

actually its cringe that if you get a gf and want to sleep together before you have sex then youre expected to have sex by social contract (source read that shit on Twitter)

>>212814968
you fuck you you fuck
fuck off

not joking just had my first buttplug wank ever, don’t think i messed anything up, went slowly and didn’t hurt
got scared by the size of the plug but tried the tip and realized it would fit. somehow got the bulb in too
think it was pressing my prostate cause when i came it was super intense and i shot an insane amount of thin fluid everywhere
currently on toilet farting out lube and inspecting self

qrd on smeagol anyone?

>>212815060
haha boobies! boobies make milk! hahahahaha

milk truck arrive

>>212815165
corr i'll have to give this a try myself

give it to us deagol my love because it's my birthday and i wants it

I've seen so many things man, so many terrible terrible things (on the internet)
Lord Mama... let me go home, let me go home. Amen brother.

>>212815166
just this guy with a ring

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752638776102937.mp4

interesting

>>212815225
ohh

>>212815256
https://youtu.be/mu8MdQgqtzQ

>>212815188
was quite scary so keep that in mind x
do your research beforehand

shagged a lass up arse other day

she kerps calling me begging for more

ruby granger adjacent binble

>>212815336
i experimented with fingering my bum while wanking when i was a teenager, would be nice to find something to get me excited about wanking again

sexo sex sex seeeeeeeex

>>212814608
christ alive

headset

horse

headgear

>>212815417
is that you

>>212815437
no that's headgear

the age of consent in germany and italy is 14

>>212815446
dont see how thats relevant

I guess I will have to save the other half of my sandwich for tomorrow
it is smelly
I will have to save the potato cakes too but I am worried they won't reheat well

can't believe it's only wednesday, feel like i've toiled an entire week already

like if you say out loud ever that you "prefer to cuddle over or before sex" it is a red flag and and/or a big feudian faux

The ladies at the Mexican restaurant I go to 5-6 times a week started being really rude to me out of the blue.

>>212815493
didnt see your post but it is for anime. they looked like a band

the good thing about GMO food, is they can make raisins that are pink and dont taste bad. soy and estrogen is actually good for you because it makes you thin with soft hands

just received a call from my poo which has apparently gained sentience and is now living it's best life in bombay

toby forced feminisation

ᵘᵐ

raspberries also taste bad

>>212815576
>forced

>4:30pm
>no email telling me that donkey kong has shipped and will be at my house tomorrow
new zealand has fallen

beginning to think that rorke's love is just a game he's playin'

worm for birds makes early birds. early birds make no more worms. no more worms makes late or reliant birds. removing one of the pillars of animals lives is a way to domesticate them (like removing cattle from their mother)

>>212815561
Do love a lady hand. That's the 1 thing trans will never get exactly right. You know what I might just be done with trans. Might start fishing just to traumatize fish, I'm throwing them back because I DON'T LIKE EATING FISH.

and I HATE water!

drinking coffee while having a headache hopefully that would kill me

Fish gives me a headache. Deja vu am I wrong? Got nothing for you. Let me watch They Live in peace.

#RAPETOBY

buying hearing aids

don't know what's going on anymore

>>212815710
stage 1: pre-TJ (The Jews)

in my canon commander shepard is a woman and she only fucks aliens

the bible

>>212815689
for me it's hearing hiv

>>212815743
Tried looking for Turian porn yesterday for a pic response to someone and ended up scrolling through hundreds of pages of it. That shit is GROSS

>>212814186
America truly is a nation of cucks

>>212815417
far right is qt

the stock market is basically Pokeon Go Max battles opening at 6am so it being the most likely time to have traffic (as the first one, with each one after being their chance with spikes that you cant determine) because it is the first, so everyone goes to the first battle so it is not because of some reason that it is the highest traffic timeframe but others following and others following them

thats basically the stock market

>>212815165
wash your hands before going back to work

>>212815822
that's a man

pray for my potato cakes

>>212815864
no

doing a BP (big poo) lads

>>212815890
if youre going to tell us what that eans straight after then why abbreviate it)

farfetch'd is back farfetch'd is back *hits the griddy*

>>212815858
yes

I'm a wank purist. no finger play. no ball play. wanking should be minimally pleasurable and kept as a last resort alternative to sex with a real woman.

that guy whos "gone x aount of days without masturbation" should be on suicide watch

>>212815864
post recipe

>>212815897
bit of a laugh

>>212815947
I didn't make them they were from arby's :(

>>212815968
ask for recipe

>>212815927
""last resort"" ;)

>>212815897
he wants you to know for future reference

can't remember the last time I enjoyed food

so long as the one thing in his life isnt how long time hes gone without masturbation

britain is a desert

might add squats back into my leg routine. although it's been almost a year since I've last done them.

>>212815976
ok I'll call them up tomorrow

>>212816006
I can see my house

>>212815993
do you like pickles? do russian women like pickles? sweet or briney?

>>212816056
In They Live (1988) this would say JERK YOUR WORTHLESS PENIS

I ate too much supper and now I have a winnie the pooh tummy

why did they cast that hoe who fucked 1000 niggers as sue storm

>>212816114
why didn't you answer my question?

>>212816006
didn't know you could see the brown biomass from space

that rorke who's lowkey mean to you is probably the love of your life btw

watching BEASTIALITY porn on a VPN

>>212816006
I love beautiful britain
it looks nice and pretty

>>212816157
stop

pretty soon these posts will have [redacted] placed in them all over in this 1984

>>212815710
SEX

>>212816006
Look at the boundary between the arid low lying east and south and the rainier greener west.

Two climatic zones. Split by the Pennines, Teviot Hills, Severn and tapers off as you go into Devon. Very similar to the boundary between Anglo-Saxon and Celtic worlds in the past. Goes to show how much geography and climates influence us.

>>212816006
Ran through Hampstead today

so beautiful, placid, melancholic, nostalghic

pretty soon the Chinese YouTube will be better for porn than our internet yesterday for porn when they ban it like in China

thought I saved that video of the elephant saving the antelope or whatever but I can't find it who has it

making Chinese porn videos which hack the computers with video to RAT all of the government and get into their mainframe

>>212816193
yeah

>nostalghic
bradley walsh

how it feels to sip milk and browse /brit/

>>212816148
lmao

Just counted all my hens before they hatched.
fuuuuuuu

off for me run now x

ill pick the espeon

me too shinji haha x

farting up a storm

5G making my hands soft

>>212816563
Emma Watson has been known to do that a time or two (or 70).

SNIFFING

emma pooper

until she faints due to oxygen deprivation of the arschloch

goodnight

how the fuck

>>212816647
gigapassoid using filters to pass even harder

>>212816647
This is what I'm talking about with "tasteful trannies".

I will never complain about this person handing me my food and then seeing a bulge at eye level when I look up.
With the guy at Real Canadian Brewhouse it was like being jumpscared.

>>212816686
What about this one, is it filtered? They shouldn't be allowed to use filters on OnlyFans.

>>212816740
>>212816740
>>212816740

>>212816719
yes
this ones more accurate

>>212816712
I guess the new crop look like women now. I didn't think that was possible. I never look for tranny porn but tonight I was bored and found this person and she totally passed as a woman but ig has a massive ballsack lol. Weird.

>>212816754
Still not bad. Ty

Gfberg gone to magaluf for a week. hope she having a nice time.

waking up at 6am to take my slutty little arse to work so that I can pay taxes so that politicans can keep giving the money they pilfer from me to the rasheeds, leftypols, and boomercunts - all three of whom despise me.

>>212816749
that's not /brit/

>>212816866
make one plz

>>212816940
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>>212816940