Thread 212816024

high brow humor-edition

FUCK THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT

>>212816026
I wonder how Matt Gaetz would have handled it

I don't think there are any Asians who post on /cum/

>>212816024 (OP)
This is post-women choosing the bear.

>>212816024 (OP)
>high brow humor-edition

>>212816032
This, except Canada.

Women are especially sensitive to this kind of stuff involving children. It's why they always go crazy after getting abortions. But yeah, Pam already looked stressed even before all this.

>>212816032
>>212816058
Both of these.
AND FUCK THE MEXICAN GOVERNMENT! YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING TO GET AWAY WITHOUT BEING CALLED OUT!

>>212816071
The only gubbermint i agree with is the /cum/merment

>>212816045
The C stands for Canada anon

why are there so many fucking garbanzo beans in this soup

>>212816071
Is there a good government?

>>212816108
probably one of the nordic countries

>>212816080
FACTS!
>>212816108
All of man's governments are various levels of shit. The /cum/merment is the only one to trust.

During Wimbledon /sp/ brought to my attention that tennis occasionally has girls like this. I need to watch more tennis.

i hate myself

>>212816136
I'd let her hit my balls.

I can't wait for the return of Jesus Christ!

>>212816138
for me it's everyone else

>>212816136
>choker
You just know she's a whore.

>>212816136
Xer shoulders are wider than mine.

>>212816154
same

>>212816138
I hate myself too

>>212816154
he'd have to have some pretty wicked powers to surpass david blane

>>212816154
Same, because the second bowl is going to fuck the world up so badly. Then the fourth bowl is going to fuck things up worse.

And now, for my next trick, I shall repair my own shattered mental health using sheer force of will and without consulting a professional or ever telling anybody else other than 4chan.

Some fat zoomer was too lazy to walk 5 feet so he made me use a code to get into his gated community and I couldn't figure out how to get out so I just laid on the horn and woke up his entire neighborhood until somebody let me out

how it feels to sip milk and browse /cum/

>>212816213
you're a nigger

>>212816206
I forgot about the seventh bowl also.

>>212816138
I hate myself too. I've always wondered if that violates the Golden Rule or 1 John 4:19-20.
>We love because he first loved us. Whoever claims to love God yet hates a brother or sister is a liar. For whoever does not love their brother and sister, whom they have seen, cannot love God, whom they have not seen.
This passage fucking terrifies me.

>>212816213
wow you somehow got me to root for the treatlerite
how are you so dumb

>>212816230
Not my problem if it they have to go to work tomorrow, it's my problem that I'm on the clock and losing money having to wait for them to let me out

/v/ gets shit on for talking about videogames most of the time, but i think /g/ is the absolute worst. when i enter a thread thinking actual tech discussion is going on, it always turns out to be braindead copy paste shitpost and indian hate posting.

speaking of which, crazy how this entire website has become obsessed with india, at times, even more so than with "le jews and blacks"

I'll find her like the Prince found Cinderella, but instead of a glass slipper, it will be some skinny jeans.

ranjeet seething

>>212816215
sip cum and browse /cum/

What is it with hispanics and dumping oil down the drain and smoking weed 24/7
Every single hispanic i've known has done this

I do be stupid as hell doe

>>212816253
Canadians getting absolutely swamped in unprecedented numbers and time by Indians is the main reason I think.

>>212816270
>dumping oil down the drain
No long term planning.

>>212816215
You sup cum

>Go downstairs to finish off the last of the roast beef for a midnight snack
>take a few bites
>it slips out of my hands and falls on the floor
>run it under the tap before wrapping it back up in tinfoil and putting it in the fridge
The rest of the family can have it

>>212816277
It's really surprising how much sway our culture has over the opinion of other countries. Even though our country has turned to shit, the world still goes "Oh shit, Canada doesn't like them? We don't like them too".

>>212816253
*NOT talking about

i cant believe i forgot the most important word.

>>212816277
i still wonder why they choose canada, whats going on over there that motivates a diaspora of them

>>212816270
420 blaze it wey

The inside of my head is like a haunted house with all manner of various spooky ghosts and ghouls. I am the first to think of such a metaphor.

>>212816270
>Why do low IQ people do high time preference, low conscientiousness things

>>212816297
Being English speaking and the proximity and connections to America amplifies your influence.

>>212816297
Canada is probably the only country in the world whose soft power is coasting forever on stereotypes that went extinct in the 90s.

>>212816348
cute lil retards

>>212815569
Steroids to trooning out pipeline strikes again…

>>212816035
How about Matt Gapes

I'm going to do something epic

Nero burned down Rome and the Christians were blamed

>>212816035
Horribly, I'm surr

>if worst comes to worst
>I could care less

https://youtu.be/5YqG9-ViFSg

Probably my favorite song at the moment

What do you do with oil if not pour it down the drain?

>>212816436
Honkeys throw it in the trash

took out the trash and recycling for the apartment, I am now absolved of not buying toilet paper when we were almost out

Just finished watching Superman
seemed like the entire thing was mostly about slicing into pieces and otherwise murdering conservatives to save some fictional Indialand from the evil R*ssian invaders
Pretty good

>>212816436
Have you tried cooking with it

>>212816436
Depending on the oil, let it solidify, and then scoop it into the drain. If it's a liquid at room temperature, then soak it up in a paper towel and then throw that away.
If it's bacon grease, save it to cook things like eggs in.
If it's tallow/lard, filter it for another 2-3 uses, then let it solidify and scoop it in the garbage.

The OnePlus 5t and google pixel 3a xl were the last great phones. I wish I had gotten one of them instead of LG v35

>>212816436
bro... don't tell me you've been dumping it down the drain
that shit clogs drains so quickly

>>212816428
I like a lot of electronic music but abstract vocal samples really grate on me for some reason.

This is one I like
https://youtu.be/8TPxb953F3k?list=RD8TPxb953F3k

I will strain my ground beef in a colander after cooking it, pressing it down with paper towels, but I really cook it for a long time cause I like it kinda burnt and I always get the extra lean ground beef so I don't think a lot of grease goes down the drain at any given time anyways. So it's prob not a problem cause it's such a tiny amount.

>>212816519
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hop9czuYCfg

It's not clocking to you that I'm standing on my penis

>>212816436
I soak it up with paper towels and toss in the garbage

>>212816436
i drink it, it's easier to go to the hospital and have a stent put in than augering those old pipes

>>212816543
>clocking to you
is this the newest zoomerism

>>212816541
6/10 groovy

https://youtu.be/9ERz6qFoWzI?list=PLze6msRw40Z7j6ept9YuzwqAe4uN2XJmx&t=84

>>212816535
why do autist love doing that ugly finger pointing thing at girls besides obviously being nervous, i noticed from watching too many of these shitty convention videos

>>212816578
that was the wrong one, my mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AG-p856wj4

>>212816581
idk I don't think it's an autist thing I don't do that he's probably some other type of mentally ill

>>212816519
Nothing abstract about those lyrics IDIOT

>>212816590
I like this. Are you the same anon who linked black sabbath?
>>212816603
I don't mean the part where she's singing, I like that part. I mean the very very short "woo" sound effect that gets played over and over.

>>212816024 (OP)
Bear on the floor?

/cum/ always dies once im around, but when i leave, a sudden burst of activity happens. everyone hates me.

>>212816108
Israel

>>212816593
I love black Android 18 choking a Goku CPR dummy lmao

>>212816652
Thats not a vocal anon...

>>212816652
indeed

>>212816663
you bring the vibes down

Operation Hit Blacks With Hammers is a go

>>212816603
To be more specific, it starts fading in at 45 seconds. I like a lot of the rest of the song but that vocal effect unfortunately ruins it for me.

>>212816682
cala boca puta

i heard avril lavigin skater boy song on radio and this time paid attention to the lyrics. This song is weirdly petty and cruel. The entire thing is about Avril antagonizing a girl who had previously rejected the boy Avril is currently dating. This girl didn't do anything to Avril. The girl didn't do anything to the boyfriend either aside from turn down his advances. What a shitty, catty song to write. There's even a scenario where the girl, who is now a mother (father not mentioned), watches the boyfriend on MTV, just now finding out he has become a music star. Avril frames this in such a way to as to point and laugh at the girl for being a mother and not dating the future rock star boyfriend. Now why would Avril care about this anyway if she's the one who secured the attentions of the boy?

Just wiped my ass with the epstein files

>>212816676
Well I don't know musical terminology but it's a sound effect from a heavily edited woman's voice, so I called it a vocal.
>>212816677
I might look into the beastie boys later but I definitely prefer black sabbath

>>212816759
see I listened to it 2 days ago and I came out with the opposite impression. My take from it was that it was a feel good song for guys listening to it
The whole music video is of her singing in this band and doing "punk" stuff like throwing a bass off a building and running around recklessly, all the while youre like, she's a punk rocker, this is her band. But then the lyrics are all about the GUY being the punk rocker, and how the girl he had crushed on actually liked him too
"He wanted her
She'd never tell
Secretly she wanted him as well"

then
"Sorry, girl, but you missed out
Well, tough, luck that boy's mine now
We are more than just good friends
This is how the story ends
Too bad that you couldn't see
See the man that boy could be
There is more that meets the eye
I see the soul that is inside
He's just a boy
And I'm just a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
We are in love
Haven't you heard
How we rock each other's world"

its about how the guy(literally me) meets avril, and they start having a fling together

>>212816508
How? I've lived in my place 13 years and I always pour oil down the drain.

>>212816835
landlords HATE him!
find out how anon cost his landlord THOUSANDS in home repairs with just one easy trick!

>>212816474
What does "scoop down the drain" mean and why would you put something solid down the drain

average american WASP's cousin in the UK

If you're running hot water and soap down the drain alongside/after the oil, is it really an issue? You're not pouring a bucket of thick oil down there, just a bit from making eggs or a steak or something?

>>212816366
It’s not a steroid dose

Take only pictures and leave only footprints, kids.

Old people are hypnotized by TV commercials. They literally sit and watch the commercials with the same undivided attention they give to their shows. The TV is always on too (very loud). It drives me fuckin nuts.

>>212816324
I guess us millennials are just boomers now

I always pour oil down the drain but i mix it with water first. I don't pour it straight down the drain alone
never had any problems

Leaving a girl in full bondage for a long time is the easiest way to train her.

The girl will struggle with all her strength but the tight ropes won't loosen a bit. Over time, she'll go through the mental stages of rage, fear, breaking down and finally the acceptance of being her master's property. She's going to internalize the idea that only her master can untie her. Being rendered defenseless with all her sensitive and lewd areas exposed and emphasized by shibari really does things to a girl's ego and reinforces the idea of being a sex slave. Also, a good trainer would always make sure the rope around her private part gets tighter each time she struggles. From the tears and anger to submission, the ropes do all the work.

Did I mention the gags and blindfolds? She can't see her surroundings to feel more secure, nor does she have the right to even talk or beg. Sexuality is amplified to its highest state. Truly, bondage is the peak of lewdness.

>>212816919
if you dont live in a cold area its much less problematic

Want to live in nyc to see if i could thrive in a place like that but it’s a bit of a pipe dream

>>212816911
Commercials get on my nerves to the point i start muttering "fuck off" when I hear them
Idk how boomers do it. i'd go crazy having the constant noise of the t.v on

>>212816941
More of a hugs and kisses guy desu

>>212816951
how about you work on getting a JOB first

>>212816911
My grandma once entered the living room where I was reading a book at the time. She proceeded to turn the tv on, then immediately left the room. It was the most baffling thing. She didn't ask me if I wanted the tv on. She apparently had no interest in watching it herself.

>>212816941
I don’t know, man. Seems kinda gay, playing pretend like that. I’d rather skip the cosplay and just fuck the girl, y’know?

>>212816956
But norm-goys I think get excited seeing the latest consumer products. And when one norm-goy buys a new shiny consumer product the entire tribe of goys gathers around to view his purchase
It's an important part of the norm-goy life cycle

>>212816988
This is exactly why I don’t come here anymore because every time i post people will single me out and hurl slurs like j*b or empl*yment or ind*ed at me for no reason like why would i come to a place that’s hurtful for no good reason

>>212817002
>Seems kinda gay, playing pretend like that
are you kidding girls love to play pretend my guy

>>212816956
It’s good to know I’m not alone in this feeling lol.
>>212816990
My grandma is similar. She sleeps with her TV on full blast. The TVs in her house are only switched off if they leave the house. And both my parents will turn on the TV as soon as they get home too, and just have it on in the background.

>>212817014
I think he was just kidding anon

>>212817055
i am too ;>)

>>212816919
>>212816943
I worked at a sewage treatment plant for one summer
the oil and grease sometimes ended up like these roughly baseball sized clumps in the pools at some part of the process
we occasionally fished them from the sewage water with long sticks and threw them in the garbage

>>212817070
I was the autist all along

>>212816821
>its about how the guy(literally me) meets avril, and they start having a fling together
Sure, but heavily features uncalled for and mean spirited jabs at the girl for good measure. I don't like it.

>>212817079
We all are

He's just a goy, she's just a jew, can I make it any more obvious?

Havent had my nightly fap yet

the language barrier makes it really hard for me to relate to any of you

>>212817162
shut up, macacao

Rest in peace Lincoln Square AMC theater flooded with torrential rain due to socialist biden mamdani soc woke politics

I think the skaterboy song got memed on 4chan around 2007 when I first started lurking here
nothing changes

>>212817162
Why would you want to relate to us?

>>212817176
>>212817033

It’s hard not to be a nihilist. I envy people who really believe in something.

>>212817189
how do I court binnish mommies to sit on my face?

>>212817194
because i'm trying to have a good time over here

>>212817213
None of us are having a good time
This is a cesspool for our pained minds’ refuse

havent touched my pp in almost a week and i feel like a bull ready to breed

>>212817258
*bends over a table*
take me

>>212817213
i just checked your general, and i understand why some of you leak into other generals. i will be less mean to you (if you are not annoying).

>>212817293
Too fat

our worlds are just too different also even if you are a neet incel

>>212817315
You have a cute personality

>>212817315
What does your sister's ass look like?

>>212817315
i never been to brasil, and your language is too much of a barrier for me, not because its hard to learn, but because its just so gross to me. like vietnamese.

im sorry i will never understand your world. i am too vain and fussy.
*kisses your unctuous forehead*
*muak*

>>212816941
More of a mental bondage through slow boil manipulation type of guy myself

>>212817293
im a sensitive bull, it takes more than just presenting. i need to feel special, not necessarily loved, but welcomed and valued.

>>212817315
You live in a world of sexo bunda drugs at every corner.
I dont think i can ever understand what its like to walk outside and immediately be offered sex like that
it just doesn't happen here

>>212817417
my wife would like you

>>212817417
imo

>>212816533
Nigga this is what your pipes look like

>>212817417
*puts a welcome mat in front of my hole*
that good enough?

beta bull

>>212817435
yeah but you don't have a wife

>>212817464
could never beat that guy in punch out

>>212817072
>the oil and grease sometimes ended up like these roughly baseball sized clumps in the pools at some part of the process
that's gross

Are molested guys doomed to be sad inside forever?

>>212817463
Kill yourself

>>212817460
this is what my arteries look like

wish i were born a woman

>>212817495
*Hugs* no of course not.

>>212817495
i think they just turn gay

>>212817460
This is what your mom’s rectum looks like

>>212817495
yh
i got molested when i was like 6 by my neighbors son who was 9
never been consistently happy

>>212817514
Thanks anon, you’re a sweetie
>>212817518
kek I always wondered how true that was
>>212817555
Damn anon, that’s awful. Mine was a slightly-older cousin. I’d guess we’ve probably felt some similar shitty things over the years.

>>212817460
That is a commercial kitchen dumping grease down the drain

i dump my grease in your drain

Could you beat a 4'7" girl in a fight?

>>212817845
Too muscular. Not attractive. She is cute in her face, it's a shame.

i really like girls with short hair, but i also like girls with long hair. normal hair girls, i ignore.

>>212817867
Working out the glutes is a net gain for women, and something all them should do.

goodnight

gonna do a cheeky sleep

>>212817910
gn anon

gonna do a cheeky clap on a sleeping anon

It's now 3am.

I was supposed to fall asleep around midnight. Gonna get out of bed and play minecraft

Let's pretend we're on a sailing ship in the olden days. I'm the captain of the watch. Here's the sound
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dELZpvnMalE

Boson just told me somethings amiss with the pilot

>>212817845
she could beat my meat in a fight haha
that is to say, I could beat her with my meat in a fight

Being low in conscientiousness and high in neuroticism is like the double whammy of "just fuck my shit up". Life was over before it started, never had a chance.

>>212818002
I got up at 8 this morning, had to work at 10 tonight. Tried to sleep at 3 but couldn't. Now I have to stay awake till 6 with an hours drive home (because of traffic)

>>212818083
I'm in the same boat anon

>>212818039
Pretty comfy vibe

>>212818113
If you have visions like that, it's your anima. Integrate her. Talk to her. Ask her name. Ask what she wants.

time to eep. I also wish >>212817555 and >>212817600 the best if you guys are still here. I know it's not much but I'm truly sorry that happened to you

>>212818267
Thanks anon, I do appreciate that. Good night.

You fucking weebs spamming bug women like they're hot need to stop. Normal people don't find them attractive, you look like a fool posting these ugly bug bitches

epstein files showed that drumpf and epstein raped a 13 year old

>>212818459
"Normal" people also believe the holocaust and think Africans have souls and think Epstein killed himself.

fucking hate having this meat bag full of issues

>>212818568
asians use so much filters and makeup i thought this was ai

>>212816941
This is the first time I've ever seen the appeal of bdsm

Didn’t really eat much today. Bout to go to town on some peanut butter and then do a workout. Yes, it’s 2am.

>>212818781
i wish shit was open 24/7 here

>>212818568
That's so fucking stupid.
And you find this idiocy attractive, says alot about you

>>212818644
you're gonna have to fine tune your ai detection radar my guy

>>212818978
Girls acting bubbly and cute is objectively attractive. You can do all the pulling and testing of men's brains you want.

>>212819030
polling*

>>212819030
It's infantile and appeals to an infantile mind, but you do you patna

>>212819052
Men are attracted to neoteny signals. It's only appealing when women are still look young though but that's a physical display of neoteny they go hand in hand. It draws attention to and accentuates youthfulness which is a fertility marker.
Male sexuality has evolved over millions of years to recognize these patterns and hone in on them.

>>212816138
same im also afraid to be someone else

I’m eating jeef berky. Haha just kidding I’m actually eating beef jerky.

>>212819257
>jeef berky
That's a new protagonist in the next Star wars slop

>>212819153
Men are attracted to anything with toys that moves

>>212819324
>Toys
*Tits
Fucking autocorrect

>>212819324
>Men are attracted to anything
You could really just leave it at this. Name anything and I assure you there exist men who are attracted to it.

>>212819324
Curves and Neoteny are the two most important elements to women's attractiveness. Tits fall in the curves category. The less curvy a woman is the more she should focus on presenting a youthful display.
And conversely the older a woman gets the more important being curvy gets in keeping men's attention.

/cum/cels figuring out what makes u attracted to women...

>>212819153
You're just trying to justify being a pedo by implying everyone is a pedo and they're just masking it

Epstein was made up by democrats to smear trump

I'm attracted to Chinese and Japanese girls....sorry????

I am not attracted to 3D women

I can say honestly that there are women of every ethnicity that I would find attractive. I’m probably racist in some ways, but all kinds of women are hot to me.

>>212819686
what about purple bitches?

>>212819709
Like Grimace?

Yeah, I'm only attracted to White and Asian girls.

From most attractive to least IMO
Mediterranean women
East Asian women
Slavic white women
Castizo women
MENA
Germanic white women
South East Asian women (except vietnamese which is at the top because of my coworker)
Mestizo women
Anglo white women
Indian women
Black women
American black women
Aboriginal women

>>212819796
I would make mena and germanic equal actually

>>212819796
>>212819815
You're both brown.

>>212819547
When a man's sexuality is focused solely on neoteny with an absence of curves, yeah that's called a pedophile.
Sadly around 3% of the male population fall under this category. That's 1 in 30.
The more emphasis a man's sexuality places on neoteny and the less it places on curves the younger his tastes are going to be...

>>212819831
They are both me, and if I was brown my list would start with all white women

>>212819833
1 in 30 sounds like way more than 3 in 100

>>212816051
is the joke that his wife has a yeast infection?

shut up about epstein

>>212819796
>Castizo
>Mestizo
Brown hands. Nobody says this shit but beaners. You fucks are just like Indians with their Brahmin/Kshatriya/ Dalit bullshit. It doesn't matter, to everyone else you're all exactly the same, Pedro

Restarted my router and images load consistently now. It took maybe 2 months to come up with that idea.

New shoes have a plush SUV feel. Nice roomy toebox and good lockdown.

Diefenbaker was based. Except for cancelling Avro.

I meet diagnostic criteria for C-PTSD which probably means I actually have BPD. So I must never speak to a mental health professional, because I’ll be diagnosed with BPD, which would mean I’m a bad person and I’ll be forced to kill myself probably with carbon monoxide poisoning. Any fucking questions?

>>212820906
bpd isn't real it's just a rationalization for being a horrible cruel person

>>212820921
I’m not mean or cruel I’m actually very meek and timid. I am a softboy, anon. I want hugs.

>>212821023
then you aren't borderline

the prototypical girlfriend whose hobby has been infested by troons and has recently become more open to learning about statistics

>>212821090
What hobby

>>212821090
is that a real woman though thats the question

i have awoken buds

>>212821058
Okay thank you anon

i was very fit and muscular but i have become a fat piggy because my mommies give me snuggles and keep my belly full of milk and pancakes >>212817211

>>212821188
board games/magic/star wars unlimited.

but that girl is from GDQ
>>212821265
yer

I drank one of those reign energy drinks and I look to see how much caffeine it has and it's 300mg.

Man I really want to fucking die but actually I don’t want to die. Ya feel me?

>>212821956
yea I feel ya I feel ya real hard

>>212822290
wow that flattened hair was ugly

new monitor arriving today so i'm gonna be watching my porch and the package tracker like a hawk so some nperson doesnt come and take it

>>212822703
move to a better neighborhood and what kind of monitor is it oled?

hopefully your delivery driver isn't retarded and delivers it to a completely different house.

>>212822290
sheesh
i wasnt even born when this came out

oiled monitor

my phone buzzed like i got a text and i checked it and it was a weather report

brother is going to washington dc soon and i may be able to tagalong with him

my mtg discord has been intruded upon by an alcoholic she/they. oh joy

>>212822750
it's a shitty
>LG 32" (31.5" Viewable) 32GN650-B UltraGear QHD 2560 x 1440 1ms 165Hz HDR10 Gaming Monitor with FreeSync Premium and Tilt/Height/Pivot adjustable stand
got it on sale to replace my screen that i accidentally stabbed a week ago while slicing cured meats in front of it

damn! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/JUBfWO15pKA

>>212822880
>2k
bro you should have just gotten a 4k

>>212816024 (OP)
i don't get it

is professional women's sports just an excuse for married men and lesbians to ogle at girls without their wife getting mad at them? i can't think of a reason why a single person would watch it

>>212816024 (OP)
think i finally get the appeal with trains. any good websites for trains and trainlovers?

>>212816032
based
>>212822844
welp, GG to your discord server. That's the beginning of the end unless they get smart and ban it ASAP. Probably too late once its claws sink in, even if you ban it, all the simps will start DMing and protesting.
>>212822898
is this worth clicking on
>>212816024 (OP)
i feel like im the complete opposite of a lot of people in that I started off as this really high tier creature and completely degenerated. Theres a lot of ppl who were video game addict shut ins etc but got their life together. I went in reverse

>>212822939
i'm not too concerned its gonna be a secondary monitor soon enough

>>212816024 (OP)
i get it

>>212823008
>is this worth clicking on
yeah

>>212822990
its just women strong meme and the government pays for it

>>212822898
BROO BROOO
I PUT IN MY GOLD MERCEDES BRO

>>212823035
>tattoos
I wish I didn't clicked on there. 3D women are pig disgusting. Nasty smelly holes.

>>212822844
The troons are even intruding on the Marjorie Taylor Greene fandom?!

>>212823013
explain it for a dumbass anon (me)? Is the joke something to do with bearskin rugs?

>>212823069
nigga you are gay

>>212823069
i love smells

>>212823099
the bear does not shit in the woods

>>212822990
It’s a consequence of feminists complaining that only men get sports scholarships for university, and contending that women should get the same opportunities, even though world champion women’s teams routinely get beaten by teams of little boys

>>212823099
it's boomer brainrot

why is everything im interested in filled with the most deranged troons?

>>212823104
not gay. 2D is simply superior. I am actually super straight, to the point that I correctly realize that real women are nothing more than a failed approximation of that perfection of the feminine form which exists only in the platonic realm.

>>212823146
Most troons are autistic, and you are autistic, so you have convergent interests.

>>212823146
men are utterly desperate for female intimacy or friendship and have also lost hope of obtaining the real thing, so they play out a bizarre dollhouse version

>>212823146
because any male hobbies outside of sports are filled with them now. This is especially the case for traditionally nerdy/dork hobbies. That one guy who said HRT is to nerds what crack was to black communities was spot on.

I wish I had a black nerd gf

>>212816136
>tfw no gypsy whore tennis gf

>>212816436
I just pour it into old jars of pasta sauce mostly. Usually lasts months of cooking before it gets full then just toss it in the trash. By then surely you have another jar of prego or whatever to use and the cycle starts over.

>>212823277
what is stopping you? black nerd girls are some of the easiest types to bag.

>>212823364
>Putting hot oil in a plastic jar

We used to put it in coffee Cans but all those are made out of plastic now too

>>212823387
I don't know how to find them, and my cripplingly low self-esteem keeps me from making any moves even if i did know where they were.

>>212823478
anime conventions and such in ATL. Highest population of nerdy black girls i know of.

>>212823510
>ATL
I guess if I was brave enough to venture through that thunder-dome to find myself a NVBIAN DWEEB, my self-esteem would have to be at a healthy place, nailing two birds with one stone. Thanks anon.

oh damn i found the first texture pack i ever used

>>212823741
fascinating

>>212823792
is it really

The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked; who can know it?

>>212823599
>NVBIAN DWEEB
LOL

I hate myself so fucking much.

Still wearing a mask and socially distancing?

Can't/couldn't sleep, stummy hurts :(

>>212824751
Yes I will NOT be practicing eugenics

My government practices poogenics

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>>212824934
>>212824934

BRAP