LIV
ERP
OOL
edish

banish leafs to the compost pile

RIGHT
get it bumped

This is the thread

>>212816968
>>212816971

>100,000 Afghanpaki-whatever the fucks, I swear to god T

gym today lads

>>212816998
Runt

>>212816998
what's the plan lad? just got back from a leg day me

morning again

https://youtu.be/gl3wAoL2pmc

I save food pics from brot to show to other boards and get a reaction.

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>>212817040
bosh

People think healing is soft. But healing is violent.

Because nothing is scarier than waking up one day and realizing... your whole personality was just a trauma response.

That your calm was actually suppression.

Your independence was built on not being able to rely on anyone.

Your perfectionism was just fear in disguise. Healing means grieving the version of you who did what she had to just to feel safe. And letting her go is the hardest part.

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>>212817061
Deep post. Hope you're making progress.

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>>212817061
bent post. hope you stop posting

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

Trannies yes
Cronem demented fucking shut-in no

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

why does rorke just play with my heart?
just play with my heart, then laugh?
like i've done a fart?
rorke's love is just a game,
it's just a game to rorke,
i'm in pain,
it's just a game to rorke,
i'm just sayin', that i'm in pain, i'm

*disco breakdown*

i'm in pain, i'm

*beat change*

rorke, rorke, rorke,
rorke, rorke, rorke,
rorke, rorke, rorke,
rorke, rorke, rorke

>>212817022
back, perhaps some legs and biceps

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LAF3ZsKYXA

Your thoughts?

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

mad how we’re all thinking it right now
everyone in the country is

>212817183
annoying, pointless

project get skinny 2025 starts in earnest today

>>212817209
how fit they are?

Crossing my fingers when I tell the cashier to have a good day

runtoil done

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWNT11IqSXM

>>212817237
same aha
might have to boycott christmas this year x

>>212817265
more like runttoil

people throughout time have managed to get a wife or husband
why do (YOU) not have one

>>212817322
jews

>>212817300
how do gain 5kg in a month
concrete roast for christmas dinner was it?

day 3 for them

sex arse meme
don’t see that one very often anymore

An Afghan Family moved in up the road. into a house valued at £600k. it was rented by the local authority. so people were confused why the Authority would do it for them, but not local families. so, my neighbour discovered that every Local Authority has been bidding for a 3.6 million grant, and grants are accepted on condition that 2 Houses are awarded to Afghan families. and it's specific to only Afghan families, no other Nationality. We found this out last year. BTW, people in the street has donated furniture and clothes for them and books and games for the kids. That's the epitome of what is British culture.

quite sick of hearing or reading about epstein

>>212817359
nonce apologist

>concrete roast

>>212817351
I believe everything i read on the internet

my neighbour discovered that the government have covered up aliens

I need to get skinny but also grow my bum

need to go to toil but i'm stuck browsing the breeders thread in /gif/

had to stop listening to the news on the radio in the morning
does my head in
this country is DONE

wish i were a woman

>>212817322
I don't see the benefit. I had a gf who I ended up living with but we reached a point where I was cooking all our meals but our activities were driven by what she wanted to do (always watching shows she wanted to watch, if we went out it had to be her choice) and any change to that would end with arguments. I found out she cheated on me which was the final straw but looking back I just dont need that kind of relationship. I don't need or want somebody around all the time and don't want what is effectively an adult child to have to care for

the shopping basket

>>212817429
i find it quite relaxing x

anyone remember the cuckio meme

Only women can have a nice arse. Men's arses were made to be functional not sexual.

sex with Jenna Ortega

jalfrezi for tea :D

>>212817462
dumb
women are immensely attracted to men’s bums

>>212817462
hear hear

>>212817484
But not as a sexual object. There's nothing a woman wants to do with a man's arse sexually.
>>212817485
Corr

arses are for pooing with

>>212817502
utterly stupid take
there’s nothing a man wants to do with a woman’s butt that a woman doesn’t want to do with a man’s
paraphilias and deviancies like anal notwithstanding

>>212817502
my ex gf wanted to put fingers and all sorts up my bum

my arse is nicer than girlfriendberg's arse

>>212817570
Going to need a side by side comparison

>>212817462
yes... yes... and by the same reasoning only men can have nice nipples

>>212817462
>Men's arses were made to be functional not sexual
what function does a man's arse serve

>>212817484
>>212817535
no
women do not look at a man's bum and feel the urge to hump it

>UK inflation unexpectedly jumps to 3.6% as food prices rise

Ah wonderful. Can we go one fucking day without some shit news on this dismal little island

>>212817452
Aldi? I've tried that cheesecake it's very nice

>>212817621
buttery fuckhole for a big beautiful hot thick cock

>>212817621
sitting and pooing
just like anyone else

Always see this proper full on Congoid black on my way to work
Lumbering, sluggish gait
Everyone responsible for bringing these creatures in Britain must be punished

>>212817627
lol virge yes they do

>>212817548
I got my gf to do that to me whilst giving me a blozza and it was fucking incredible, was seeing stars
Highly recommend

>>212817351
Anarcho-tyranny.

Gn brit

>>212817535
Are you using the reference point of being a tranny though? Trannies aren't women.

>>212817651
you have very bizarre ideas about women

>>212817650
silver lining: council will plant more trees so he can swing his way to the job centre

Mad how the best National Socialists since 1945 have been Americans (George Lincoln Rockwell and William Luther Pierce).

>>212817621
Farts and shits

>>212817040

>>212817636
Aldi, how big is the cheesecake

only thing that goes up my arsehole is shit and soap

>>212817723
Not big but decent size for one person can't go wrong for 2 quid

>>212817709
This looks delicious though. Thanks bong

>>212817709
Lovely buttery mash

are addison

>>212817771
Straight from a packet la

>>212817760
Alright thanks

Popping down to Lumbridge, want anything?

>>212817794
traditional recipe from his nan

so the british upper-class still do fox-hunting even if it's banned right

>>212817824
Yeah and they fight with the sabs

>>212817790
saw her at wembley
she's so fit

>>212817824
It's not fully banned but also yes they still torture foxes every month
Rules don't apply if you're posh

>>212817796
Willow log please lad

>>212817828
Probably makes it quite fun really, getting to smack a few yobs* around with a riding crop
*middle class bleeding hearts

>>212817824
the upper class can do what they like

>>212817853
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-nottinghamshire-47613663

>>212817790
whore

cheeky little rape of my own arse before toil

Don't give a fucking shit about foxes, let them hunt I say

>>212817865
why

if they hunted the fox fairly I wouldn’t have a problem with it

they should hunt cats instead of foxes 2bh

>>212817790
Not a drop of soap on the caravan. Good job you stupid tart

>>212816940 (OP)
Is the job market worse in the UK
>Applied to over 100 jobs in 6 weeks
>10 interviews in that period
>COMPLETE HOPPERSSLNESS

I am given up hope but still try

I'd happily kill a thousand tarqs to save the life of one fox

>>212817879
she should be a good role model for her millions of followers not using her body to get sales and likes like a common prostitute

>>212817872
Not so some pompous inbred cunt gets to feel powerful killing something with a gun. I'd rather see the royals hunted with guns. Useless figureheads that do nothing and get loads of worship for it.

>>212817899
>10 interviews in that period
Yes, in the UK you wouldn't get any interviews

>>212817915
Fuck are you talking about you absolute retard you don't even know what fox hunting is get the fuck out of here

The fox feels nothing. It's made of string.

>>212817899
The problem in Britain is wage compression
They've managed to make every single low level and some middle level jobs essentially minimum wage

>>212817899
I'm 35 and have never been out of work since I got a job at uni at 18

>>212817906
You'll kill no one

>>212817930
Shooting animals for sport is gay and makes you a gay nigger

>>212817935
thats nothing to do with the job market though. you're just a worthless dosser

yamine lamal is now 18 so you can now legally do a pitch invasion at camp nou and rape him

got me knob out at the onsen and all the japs laughed at me

Go ahead and watch this then tell me hunting foxes is cool

They live rather short lives unfortunately. Nature is a cruel beast.

>>212817953
I haven't been doing the same job you retard I got a job after uni and move every few years for a pay rise with no trouble. just update my job history on linkedin and the recruiters come running

All dog-like creatures must be protected
Even dingos

why are women like this
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/o5AE6D_ndcw

>>212817966
lol

>>212817986
i thought you said you've been out of a job since 18 lol.

When I think of King Henry VIII and people around that time doing some fox-hunting, it seems fitting and I smile to think of the merriment they had
But when I think of King Charles or some modern British aristocrat doing it, I feel a bit disgusted
Why is that?

Poor wikkle foxes getting hunted down in a field and torn apart by gnashing teeth... hang on... that's exactly what foxes do to rabbits... hmm...

Foxes want to eat my small creatoid

>>212818046
The royals don't fox hunt you fucking spack
Why are you even here

>>212818053
vile rat beast

cat eating strawberry resentfully

>>212818065
>Why are you even here
hooting

foxez r cute

>>212818053
That a hamster

wtf is happening.

>>212818098
they eat them too

>>212818122
northern lights you mong

>>212818068
you go away

having to wear old boxers to work because I haven’t got any clean ones

cooked too much pasta can't finish it by myself

>>212818122
get in the eva NOW!

>>212818122
The famous poo smells

quitting my job to start a death metal band

>>212818132
i usually wear them 2 or 3 days in a row unless ive wanked or pooed in them

>>212818122
It's aliens of course

>>212818221
vile

Sir Evan Gelion

;)

Boris WILL return

need to go for a haircut later

always dread it then it's a completely fine, even enjoyable experience and I feel a million times better for having had it cut. Then I put it off again and again until it's 6 weeks later and my hair is shaggy as it is now

>>212818231
no ones every going near by willy and no one can smell it under my trousers so what does it matter

>>212818231
How is it vile if there is NO wank or poo in them

amp bldg be camp

>>212818252
there should be a wave of ukrainian boys born with the name borisjohnson like tonibler

>>212818258
I’m too scared to go to the barbers so I have to cut my hair myself and it’s awful

>>212818258
learn how to do it yourself it's easy

>>212818252
why would you want such a thing

ah....
Mornin'

>>212818258
shaggy hair is better though

>>212818122
HAARP activated

>>212818291
It does not matter what I want, Boris WILL return

>>212818303
ah... hello all

>>212818285
it's nothing to be worried about lad

they sense within a nanosecond whether you're wanting all the chat or not. I mean literally when you tell them what you want, they will infer from that sentence alone that what you really want is to just sit there quietly while they get on with it

>>212818303
nice hot cup of poo to start the day

>>212818303
>>212818315
yeah I'm thinking coffee time

>>212818304
on some level I agree with this but I already have a huge head and a thin neck so I need short hair to mitigate the bobblehead factor

>>212817824
>upper-class
>fox-hunting
it's upper middle class runts

An estimated 25,000 children and young people are being sexually abused each year in Wales, with online abuse growing fast.

>>212818343
corrr might apply for a job in wales

>>212818360
:|

>>212818339
but it's illegal, i figured the only people who can get away with it are the real top crust

>>212818360
:)

>>212818343
Abused also counts as smack when they are misbehaving since that is illegal here

>two of my male colleagues (both in their 40s) were openly talking about their 'struggles' with anxiety and depression

Bit weird to see grown ahh men acting like teenage girls desu

>it's upper middle class runts

>>212818374
He’s lying it is the upper class they all wear fancy fucking outfits when doing it

>>212818385
reckon this is caused by low T that's why I do blood tests once a year because I'll be hopping on TRT once my levels start dropping

arse raping my arse

>>212818426
ktim

>>212818394
Why do the underclass all have this face

>>212818409
pro-tip: liquorice lowers your t-levels showing in tests, temporarily

the new leader of the british right

remember when ashley rabbit died on january 6

>>212818460
ktim

>>212818399
well it is a cultural tradition for them

>>212818450
that's jd vance and his family

>je suis flemmard de ouf
joke of a language

>>212818487
ktim

>>212818487
how in the....

>>212818487
O_O

>>212818481
>I am ??? of ????

>>212818487
wew lad

>>212735109
done 'im

What’s the point in the Lib Dem’s they’re never gonna become prime minister so

Politics is dumb. Kill the billionaires and redistribute wealth. Also stop immigration and plant more trees and also stop global export.

Simple as

do the people in the part of england blackbeard came from still talk like pirates

>>212818487
'kin 'ell

Gingers always have the prettiest hole

>>212818567
yeah kinda

>>212818553
well nick clegg was the deputy prime minister

>>212818572
That’s a man.

right well that's a lad's bumhole

i love this thread you guys make me laugh so much

>>212818572
wtf whys her fanny hole just a flat piece of skin

>>212818619
FOY

buying every brot a crumbl cookie and mailing it to them

Not liking the homosexual yank gimmick. I suspect it’s the same yank that admitted he weighs 350 lbs.

Wish people in this country cared about immigration as much as they care about this fucking stupid tree they’re even making documentary’s about it now ffs

>>212818619
Haha great stuff lad

>>212818653
maybe we could replace the tree with a mosque

>>212818648
185

leftypol getting quicktaps from his bf

rorke verifying his id on pornhub

Nonces get less btw

The read

you have one day before great leader sends the nukes, wyd?

rorke crashing out

>>212818753
the guy on the left could be an actor he’s got the face

fresh off the boat

there's no way I'd be able to get a boner in a real life sexual situation

In this country, a fucking tree has more right to justice than women and children victims of violent and sexual crimes.

>>212818831
its ok it wouldnt change what id do to you

>>212818807
One on the right in the UB40 tribute band that met in Special School

>>212818834
think rape might be illegal now

wank has been postponed due to weather conditions

rorke hiring a madness tribute band for his adult baptism

Raping a tree

sir eggy fart

It’s gay boy summer

>>212818896
You should tell that to the judges in this country then

>>212818913
https://youtube.com/watch?v=7YpCIbYYBaY

I'm eating muesli and drinking coffee /blog

I hate employers subtopic

Building a POWERFUL team for the Pokemon HeartGold Battle Frontier

>>212818957
Same but for women

>>212818957
Hello fellow coffee-enjoyer and employer-hater

Oh well that answers that then.

We live in the dumbest country.

there’s a reason none of you will be successful like me, it’s because you don’t have the right mindsets to achieve success

Getting a coffee down, hopefully a large poo will follow

>>212818980
What answers what and how?

>>212818980
Was clearly all setup by the dad anyway. Did you see her speech she apparently wrote btw? Remember she’s 12 years old

Total Employer Death

drinking beer to feel cold in order to save money on the power bill /blog

>>212818931
plenty of people go to prison for rape

mates rape trial is this week

>>212818980
What that speech might look like
https://youtube.com/watch?v=eEI2gAMjv04

Destroying all malicious employers businesses with malware and nanobots

https://voca.ro/1fIlQ7pnd5O5

>>212819038
That larch was asking for it

>>212818980
Lass is future Reform PM material

>>212818980
Rorke’s crush

Just don't think about how phones function as intellectual pacifiers that also track your every movement and send it straight to the government aha x It's totally fine!

We need HITLER

>>212819018
Plenty of them spend less time in prison than 4 years

>>212819085
no we need Thatcher the last great leader of the western world

>>212819090
Hmm.. no x

Fucking benchod

>>212819090
those two lads are going to jail not prison. Did you even read the headline?

bai

https://voca.ro/1ozdMDZTHDkq

>>212819147
>four years and three months in prison

When I’m rich I might come back here and bless some of you with 10k

Right... suppose I should do something...

>>212819169
>four years and three months in jail

>>212819214
Why are you being annoying for

He who saith “thou shalt” to me is my mortal foe.

*gaol

another hosepipe ban
what a joke this country is

https://youtu.be/eB8ng9FFR60?si=wfAV-o2bSLiPiiYD

Would shag all 3

If you agree with the statement “all men are created equal” you are fundamentally a liberal. Regardless of your other beliefs.

This is a post Enlightenment idea that would have sounded bizzare to anyone before the French Revolution.

>>212819272
Ok I don't

>>212819269
wish they'd pin me down and rape my arse with their truncheons

>>212819226
I dont know

>>212819272
Everyone is born different because we all have different genes, but I think the idea of everyone being born legally equal (with the same rights) is a good idea

Reggie we worry about you

>>212819272
I don't believe it and it's patently absurd drivel to soothe the unthinking mind of the masses.

now really all im asking for is for priti patel to strip off and plant her brown cheeks on my face and smother me to death i ask you is this really too much for a man of britain to ask

>>212819272
It's Christian
all men are born in the likeness and image of God

Mr. W Ankers

Am I not a man and a brother?

>>212819295
corr post bumhole

>>212817462
This lass pisses me off, got the same vibe as my arch nemesis at 8 years old. Horrible brat, still remember adults holding us back once, we were gonna tear each other's eyes out

>>212819327
>in the likeness and image of God
what does this mean exactly? because humans looked different 100,000 years ago. and will look different again in another 100,000 years (if we survive that long)

>>212819132
I've only ever worked with two indians and one of them was a nightmare, the other was actually fine but a bit irritating. Neither smelled bad though, actually the one that was a cunt wore far too much cologne

>>212819336

>>212818140
Kek

>>212819304
In a free republic of armed, preindustrial Anglo Saxon Protestants which is what early America was

Libertarianism can only work in very narrow conditions. To do it in our 21st century society is civilisational suicide.

>>212819339
Ever shag her up the arse

>>212816940 (OP)
I've been to Liverpool
it was fine

>>212819352
Grim

>>212819346
The world is 6000 years old according to the binble

>>212819327
No it isn’t.
The idea is that all men are equal in their ability for salvation and equal before God on Judgement Day
Not that all men are equal in blood, responsibility, station or rights on Earth

>>212819346
soul

>>212819346
what's your point? humans looked human 100,000 years ago and will continue to look human in another 100,000 years

>>212819339
Agp

>>212819373
did you go on the duckmarine?

>>212819272
this is a very strange post because the whole liberal idea is that men are created "naturally" equal not ontologically equal i.e. that men from their own naturalness determine the equality (i.e. it is based upon human "reason") vs ontological equality from the bible which is based upon revelation and faith and very explicitly leads to the distintegration of that ontological equality through sin

>>212819346
Logic, reason, speech, a fraction of divine consciousness in animal bodies
Not literally humans look like God lmao

>>212819373
Yanks aren’t welcome

>>212819401
No but I got to hear the funny scouse accents which was was an experience of its own

>>212819413
Regardless of your assessment of it, it is a liberal idea that would have been absurd to say to anyone 300 years ago.

>>212819367
Nah bitch was riddled with cooties

>>212819346
Christian morons don't believe in evolution

>>212819388
Humans may well look pretty different in 100,000 years time. Probably taller, perhaps stronger, and maybe with some other changes. Who knows what direction evolution will go in.

>>212819413
Gobbledegook

>>212819435
no you are being stupid
when we said in the image of God he created him; male and female he created them for thousands of years. we were speaking an ontological truth that was absurd to almost no one.
>>212819448
most intelligent atheist

>>212819387
god doesn't have a soul

>>212819445
>Probably taller, perhaps stronger, and maybe with some other changes
They will still be utterly recognisable as humans

god made me in his image so he must be a skinnyfat balding incel with a small penis

>>212819463
>>212819463
>>212819463