ITT: /int/ in 1960

I ain't voting for no servant of the Pope as my president.

>>212841582 (OP)
30s - 60s billboards and ads mogged everything.
Consumerism gone right.

>>212841582 (OP)

hey my happenin' cats, wanna head down to the Thelonius Monk gig next Friday? hopefully the cops don't bust us for having doob in our coats again.

>>212841856
nah it's time for a change, this economy isn't doing too good and Ike confiscated my house to build a fucking highway

Yes I'm Italian American. Yes we ARE white.

HERE HE COMES
THAT'S CATHY'S CLOWN

"Well, Senator, if you knew the president I'm sure you'd know that that was probably just a facetious remark."

>>212842350
"Happy Birthday, Miiister Presiiident"

>>212841582 (OP)
some fucking hippie keeps spamming gay porn in the vietnam general

>>212842518
>hippies
Not in 1960 that's some while away yet.

i would do unholy things to Connie Francis

Meanwhile in Eastern Europe...

>>212841992
i hope the cops do bust your head in, commie degenerate

Come on, we'll get a guy in space before the Russians easily. No way those backwards cavemen get there first.

"No one intends to build a wall"

>>212842198
My ancestors have been here since 1640 not 1911 like yours, sorry.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yq1Q4IOjOY4
Well he didn't live too long.

>>212843116
Sport mit Ulle

SHE WORE AN ITSY WITSY TEENY WEENY...

>>212843274
sorry about the Negro serviceman who tried to do that stuff to your daughter in Stuttgart last month, Hans. he's been dishonorably discharged from the service. would you believe there's folks back home who want to give them more rights? hopefully that never happens.

>>212843372
kill yourself immediately

TWO THREE FOUR TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT SHE WORE

I like that Kennedy. I'd date him in a second if I was a woman or gay.

>>212842518
>>212842544
I mean.. Woodstock rape party is next year (1969)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7czxTJPTia4

>>212843548
p. sure next year is 1961 not '69

>>212843570
Unfortunately Theme From Summer Place is the biggest song (well, instrumental technically) of the entire year and exists only to torment.

>>212843591
I bet if you looked at a photo of that same spot in 2025 there would be at least two mosques in the background.

>>212843651
Ok carlos, now go pick some tomatoes for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Io72Mb7Pz4c

This year has one of the biggest presidential election contests in US history. The economy is in a recession things are kind of meh and many voters are feeling it's time for a change after 8 years of Ike. Also commies are doing commie stuff and we need a tough president who can stand up to them.

>>212843699
Three years too late for that song, buddy.

>>212843750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0xVLGssnwU

>>212843651
fortunately it's 1960 where his knowledge of the Middle East is based on Hollywood movies where a white guy dressed like Sinbad the Sailor wins a bunch of sword fights and gets the girl in the end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1618sKyDNGc
Oh well, Cash got paid for this cover so I doubt he minded.

Go Pirates!

>>212841582 (OP)

>>212845045
Still under martial law from '56, that gets lifted next year IIRC.

But Sharon is innocent she didn't kill those people and she sucks a mean dick.

>>212844029
the Indians will win it next year you just watch

>>212843687
I think your tomatoes are all picked by Romanians or something.

Please visit my city! I shall ask mother to prepare you a traditional spam on toast and then on to the market where, with a spot of luck, we might view an Indiaman! They're rather brown and smelly but father says in time they should live just like us as British citizens.

"I'd like to offer Senator Kennedy my congratulations."

SOMEWHERE BEYOND THE SEA
SOMEWHERE WAITING FOR ME
MY LOVER STANDS ON GOLDEN SANDS

Grrr, I hate commies so much.

OUT IN THE WEST TEXAS TOWN OF EL PASO...

>>212842612
They're too busy standing in line to buy the only turnip in the store to post here.

Hmm guys I'm starting to think maybe we fought on the wrong side in the war