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This is how I feel right now.

Absolute banger!!!!!!
https://youtu.be/D_35vOU-03Y

do you think you would you be able to kill another person?

might go sicko mode
we'll see

>>212842775
stop avataring

>>212842786
Yeah I’m a twisted fucking psychopath

...

Shitting

>>212842786
>do you think you would you be able to kill another person?
i killed a mouse once and i felt bad

deep meditative track
https://youtu.be/fl3eSBHAz4s

>>212842832
Bro just needs some love this video makes me cry every time

>>212842876
Don't post this meme cat anymore, please

>guy steals a cop gar and gun, gets shot, and begs to be suicided by cops
this country is literally grand theft auto irl

Who's your favorite black guy

>>212842786
with a gun? yes i think so

>>212842878
you probably never shed a tear over the dead children in gaza

>>212842769
Discuss Zelda movie

>>212842940
You would be correct

>>212842928
Post link

>>212842769
they launched a german burger here recently, looks okay but I'm not rushing to get it

>>212842945
I have absolutely zero interest in it
Madderafact I have never even played a Zelda game

biden really wasn't that bad

nick fuentes more like JEET fuentes

only zelda games ive played are botw and the DS ones

>>212842933
Shaquille O’Neal. Took over Papa John’s and kept it on top. Also has nice clothing and glasses brands that fit big tall dudes like myself. In the race war I’ll let him live

>>212842992
But Majora's Mask is the greatest game ever made

>>212843041
>kept it on top.
papa johns is failing bruh

>>212842984
Duuuude Big Rösti slaps so god damn hard I get a boner every winter when they put it on the menu.
But the bun is wrong, it has bacon bits and cheese on top over here…
They’re starting with the Japanese one in Germany tomorrow.

>>212842933
louis Farrakhan

I am so ugly

anybody wanna smoke some dank weed

>>212842984
slop. just cook your own international dishes

>>212843058
t. Dominoes employee

>>212843101
You’re a miracle of God‘s creation and you are loved.

>>212843109
https://youtu.be/tP5BoyspxwQ

>>212843135
nah, the papa shaqs downtown closed down it pissed me off bigly

Gonna eat roasted chicken and vegetables for dinner today

Cut my dick into slices this is my last resort

>>212842945
Jasonkin SEETHING

>>212843007
He let in millions of third world retards, his cabinet was full of jews, put tons of judges with third world star wars ass names into power in his and Obamas presidency, and he was a vegetable for the past year at least, so bad they pulled him from the race after he already won the primary lmao. Worst of all he betrayed the beliefs of his younger self and allowed the country to become a racial jungle

Got a collection of images meant to piss off 4chan boards; I have one for /f/, /o/, /n/, and /tg/ any suggestions?

>>212842933
my stepdad ladarius

>>212843316
tranondolf

Good evening /cum/friends!

>>212843342
im not your friend

>>212843254
that troon looks like a cave troll

>>212843316
I would be a good Ganon. I have a big nose

GF NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWww

>>212843255
>He let in millions of third world retards,
You dumbasses have bitched about this for literally all of history, it don't matter
>his cabinet was full of jews,
Trump's literal daughter is a Jewess
>put tons of judges with third world star wars ass names into power in his and Obamas presidency,
Approving judges is just a thing every president does
>and he was a vegetable for the past year at least, so bad they pulled him from the race after he already won the primary lmao.
The president is a puppet of the oligarchy, a literal chimp could do his job with little functional consequence
>Worst of all he betrayed the beliefs of his younger self and allowed the country to become a racial jungle
He never had beliefs, he's a politician

>>212843342
kill yourself

>>212843342
i don't think you're as sneaky with those photos as you think you are

>>212842984
If the mcpizza bites were actually that filled and not like the store bought pizza bites which are nearly hollow I would eat them, pizza bites are never filled enough

>>212843352
Sure you are, buddy :)

Make your own pizza bites at home

>>212843364
>he's not that bad he's just a puppet of the oligarchy with no actual beliefs just like every president!
Stunning defense you got there

>>212843415
It's not a defense, it's just what happened

aint clicking that

>>212843370
Rude
>>212843377
Lmao I don’t recall ever claiming to be

>>212843402
that girl is wearing a school uniform, why are you taking her picture

I smell awful and I've been wearing the same shirt for like 4 days, methinks it's time to take a shower.

I will anally rape any Canadian who posts YouTube Poops

>>212843441
Back when the internet wasn’t discovered by the normoid hordes

even with that all, maga boomers acted like he was the literal antichrist

>>212843415
>muh oligarchy
Anyone using this term can have their opinions summarily disregarded.

>>212842945
Nintendo lost all soul when Iwata died. They're just Disney but in Japan now.

>>212843506
I was just quoting the other anon
but there's nothing wrong with the term. It's a word that's been used since Plato
You probably just associate it with leftist-tards

Holy hell my farts REEK today

>>212843472
I just like photographing train stations

Do not enjoy zappa's guitar playing to be frank.
Just sounds like a little mouse running up and down the fretboard and pulling random strings.

I would a tranny desu

drink a big bottle of water too fast and now my tummy hurts :(

>>212843578
been topped by one before it was good

Happening status?

Oligarchy isn't a bad system of governance when you think about it
It worked well for Venice

>>212843364
>You dumbasses have bitched about this for literally all of history, it don't matter
>country literally founded by White people and built for White people through its history and massive decline begins as soon as nonwhites are allowed to immigrate en masse
>just a coincidence though!

>>212843574
nobody likes your low effort gimmick. fuck off

>>212843485
same underpants too?

>>212843544
I really just associate it with people who insist that if it weren’t for , they’d be a successful member of what would otherwise be the ruling class. Oligarchy is one of a number of common values for “X”

I fell for it again

24°C and I'm drinking an ice-cold lager :)

>>212843623
>massive decline begins as soon as nonwhites are allowed to immigrate en masse
America has gotten significantly better since the 1960's when immigration caps were lifted.

>>212843642
No.

>>212843616
You think their small population compared to entire bigger nations has to do with that perception?

I would fug a tranny but only if he's indistinguishable from a woman and still has his dick. Just to try it.

Gonna stop this and start another ice age in the northern hemisphere
What would the social-economic impact would it have?

>>212843633
That doesn’t even make linguistic sense, esl-anon

BABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M GONNA LEAVE YA

my name is caleb jones

>>212843644
An oligarchy just refers to a system that's dominated by a few wealthy interests
it doesn't have much of anything to do with personal success or lack thereof
People often call Russia and some other east euro cunts oligarchies because there's a handful of billionare oligarchs that control just about everything

>>212843714
Don't pay attention to the pedophile. He's trying extra hard for (you)'s today

>>212843714
just fuck off already. you are disgusting

>>212843714
then why are you blacking out certain elements of the photos when they're in plain/public view?

>>212843731
I knew a Caleb in high school and the dude was like 1 IQ point above the medical definition of mentally retarded.

im genderfluid

>>212843668
If you are Biden or Trump tier elite sure. The average citizen growing up today is not better off in states decimated by third world immigration like California

>>212843762
yeah that fits

I'm a Jew.

The just punishment for prostituting oneself to the world is burning in the fire.
Gen. 38:24
Lev. 21:9
Rev. 18:8

>>212842772
what's she doing with her hands?

>>212843770
Nice to meet you, I'm trannyfluid.

>>212843804
My Conversion to Judaism classes start next month :)

>>212843648
6 different stores near me claim to have the coldest beer in town
Time i put those claims to the test...

Peasant meal

I think Iceland anon might've just been one of the German's proxies. Which is to say, another Israeli proxy.

>>212843840
Not really

The best form of government is a Coomer's Republic where the person who cooms the most at public coom seshes is elected

>>212843775
Breathing used to be over two times more dangerous

>>212843831
Wish I had more unfortunately I'm on my last can :(

Did you know that you have to take an exam if you want to convert to Judaism? Meanwhile in Christianity and Islam (I think) you just start going to church/mosque every week and everyone accepts you lol

im sobering up...

>>212843751
Are you gay?
>>212843758
Those particular stations are very near my house

>>212843714
Bro it’s summer
Take pictures of sexy feet in sandals

>>212843873
Now show the microplastic consumption graph

>>212843878
Very based!
I’m starting my classes soon, gonna be one of G-d’s Chosen soon!

>>212843810
She's communicating her thoughts with her hands.

Epic alert

>>212843878
Typically baptism requires a class, or at least a short course as was the case with me (3 different sessions with my pastor and the other people getting baptized).

i'm trans

>>212843678
do you change them every day like a good boy?

>>212843945
nta but I got baptized as a baby (Lutheran, the most based of the Christianities) and didn't have to do anything or take classes. they just dunked me in some special water and gave me a hall pass for The Kingdom of Heaven.

I kind of wish we did have woolkable cities outsite of like 2 shitholes. Cities designed around cars are so fucking soulless.

ive got some sense

>>212843995
phobic

>>212843995
hi trans, my name is dad!

>>212843915
You’d be surprised how infrequently I see women in sandals. Especially since I’m usually not in touristy or beach areas.
Most women I see in Osaka with sandals are Chinese tourists.

jerked off to russian porn

>>212844043
gosh darn japs…

Doomers should be forced to run ten miles a day or some shit democracy failed because too many people are fucking annoying misanthropes

>>212844000
>*demolishes anything remotely full of SOVL in your city to build and overpass*

in my culture we love good food

I feel like this song could be an allegory for human space travel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XycBLF6kWuY&list=RDXycBLF6kWuY&start_radio=1

>>212844000
I grew up in very rural areas, and I've lived in walkable European cities with good public transportation as an adult.
Walkable cities just make everything in your life so much easier

Steven Miller is a millennial??? I thought he was like 70

>>212843938
who's running this account

ATTENTION
ATTENTION
THIS SONG MAKES ME CRY
https://youtu.be/LZosMwonEPM?si=BdFfQPr1Sn_j4BCL

END TRANSMISSION

I have multiple shirts in the same color so I don't have to decide what to wear. picrel because they are $5, made in germany and fit well :3

>>212843995
I knew a guy who said “I’m big into the trans community” and he looked kind of zesty
so I was like ok dude
turns out he was actually saying “trans” as in “transit”
as in a trains and busses autist
still laugh about it to this day

>>212843998
...no.
>>212843999
Believer's baptism or bust. Getting baptized as a baby doesn't count for shit since you need to be a believer before getting baptized. And you're saying you didn't even get confirmed so you can't even claim that.

>>212844132
A jeet

I'm trans (but only when i am on the internet).

Listening to a song called "Hey Asshole" by a band called 1000 Homo DJs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KD8Pyp4Ou5g&list=RDKD8Pyp4Ou5g

i look like scaramouche

>>212843873
And this is because of third world immigration???

the only reason we dont have more public transportation is because of homeless and a certain demographic of people

>>212844223
Will you do the fandango?

I had an MP3 player that had a built-in workout track, it was pretty good. I found it on YouTube a few years ago but I forgot the link so I just have to think about it.

>>212844237
>a certain demographic of people
quit it with the antisemitism

would you ever fight a duel over a fair maiden

>>212844173
As a Lutheran I know that my good deeds are what truly secures my place in Heaven, not some silly ritualistic goober shit like eating crackers.

don't want to play vidya
don't want to watch anything
don't want to eat
i haven't even taken my shoes off since i got home
can't stop thinking about shooting myself with a shotgun

>>212844237
>a certain demographic of people
Yeah, crakkkers who hate humanity more than they love social cohesion

>>212844299
eat a snicker

>>212844292
K now I know you're just larping. Faith thru grace and not by works is basic bitch Christian theology 101.

>>212844215
>pic
why does he look scared

I wanna touch myself looking like this.

>>212844237
you are confusing issues with PT and lobbied interests against more PT

>>212844341
He was forced to do it.

>>212844215
https://youtu.be/PPTEbfjeGJw

>hits blunt
aha shit im so fuccin lit aha

>>212844299
When I’m feeling like that, I pay a girl to stick her feet in my face for 30min or so

I want to kill every tradcath zoomer larper that spouts his dogshit political opinions on xitter all day with a roman statue pfp

Talking to a chi girl with huge tits i went to high school with
She lives in Manhattan now.

>>212844332
No it's a fundamental difference that separates good Christians from the ones who think they can be horrible shits but if they just confess it all God will be like "K that's fine just give the priest some money on the way out".

Catholicism is designed to buckbreak worshippers. Lutherans were liberated from this corrupt practise and taught to be better versions of themselves, and through this God would recognize their faith in his work.

gonna smoke more dank weed

ahaha where my hug at

>>212844237
Get rid of every nonwhite as the founding fathers wanted for the country and you’ll have public transportation and walkable cities back

Trumps illegal immigration policies PROVES I could successfully eliminate homeless people by throwing them into a big pit

>>212844399
>>212843999
Should be noted the Lord has blessed me with repeating numerals several times now. This is proof positive of the truth I speak.

>>212844299
At least you’re not someone who built a submarine out of carbon fibre. I warned that idiot. I told him it wouldn’t work.

n-word weeders wouldnt be so bad if they didnt smoke in public. that smell is so gross.

>>212844397
I think they'd just benefit from a positive father figure.

>>212844433
*hugs u*
*one hand creeps down your back*
*cheeky butt squeeze initiated*

if I was a roofer I would put little slits in the roof so bugs can get inside the home

whites who aspire to be brown are worse than browns themselves

are they hiring theologians in your area

I am going to have sex with a man

>Step one: retarded /pol/ ramble
>Step two: ???
>Step three: every problem ever is magically solved

drumpf said epstein is fake news

>>212844466
Bugs don't need slits to get into a home, they have some called soffits which are already full of little holes that bugs can get through. Bugs generally just die if they get into an attic because they get trapped and there's nothing to eat or drink.

>>212844452
Completely legal to do in Canada, by the way.

>>212844436
I think so but the Irish descendents should also be exterminated
They have niggerish souls

It's coffee time for me

really want to jerk off but gf said she wants to have sex tonight

>>212844501
I'm gonna put you in an attic with nothing to eat or drink if you ever correct one of my posts again

>>212844481
chat, is this gay?

AND A LITTLE BIT OF CHICKEN FRIED!
COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT!

Who's your favorite Canadian? For me it's probably vitalik. He's got me about to go full miami lambo style rich

>>212844517
find this webm fascinating
she's not cute but she is
very midwestern physiognomy

>>212844520
Don't threaten me with a good time

>>212844517
>the look of disgust at the end
kino

>>212844517
she looks extremely british

>>212844521
It’s not gay if you only do it because you lost a bet. I think most guys have given at least one blowjob like that.

>>212844517
The perfect woman DOES exist after all

>>212844543
>favourite Canadian
my mom :)

>>212844572
Same (:

im sober
Z, Y, X,
W, V,
U, T, S, R, Q, P, O, N,
M, L, K,
J, I, H,
G, F, E, D,
C, B, and A;

I hate living on my own bros, I have to do chores and shit

Anyone up for a quick game of shoot the five nigger boys?

>>212844603
me when I have to clean a plate

>>212844556
>>212844569
I think it's just a prepubescent boy, anons...

>>212844545
Looks like an Anglo or Irish which is more east coast not midwest

>>212844572
I love your mom too (:

here's to the rulebreakers

>>212844603
Hire a maid every few weeks so then you only have to do dishes and laundry

>>212844603
>>212844615
living in your own house is based overall though, I can scream the N word whenever I want (I do)

>>212844621
no I grew up in the midwest and have seen many of these creatures

>very midwestern physiognomy
what did he mean by this

>>212844643
Wow some guys really have everything

>>212844621
Irish spread a little everywhere unfortunately they metastisized like filthy roaches

>>212844560
monkey

If I didn't have HAOberg whipping my balls I'd have a statue of Odin in my yard, shit'd be great.

>>212844655
this nigga isn't linguistically inclined or articulate

>>212844567
>I think most guys have given at least one blowjob like that.

Small tits big ass > Big tits big ass > Big tits small ass > Small tits small ass

>>212844696
I am right once again
you may clap for me

>>212844679
You mean whipping your mom’s balls

Gay people need to just go away for a while, I think we can all agree we're pretty tired of their antics.

>>212844684
Right? Me and my buddys would always make the condition of losing a bet spending one hour in front of the gloryhole at the local adult cinema
Always so funny watching a bro suck cock after cock LOL

>>212844651
Ive also been in the Midwest most of my life and maybe seen 1 or 2 people like that

>>212844732
u see no bitches lol I see tons of bitches

throw that bob marley wannabe motherfucker out of here

/cum/ welcomes everyone.

>>212844736
What state?

>>212844758
especially indians

>>212844758
I don't welcome the doxposter

>ZOG occupation
vs.
>CCP domination
Which way western man?

>>212844758
Except faggots

>midwest mentioned
could we hangout sometime?

>>212844736
I’m glad I don’t see a bunch of ugly bitches like you do

>>212844770
A recent one? What did i miss

>>212844749
He is a kid. He will learn how cringe it is later. You can't force him now

*generic passive aggressive post that is obviously a response to another post but doesn't directly reply to it*

>>212844760
small town ohio
it's been like 10 years since I lived there but it is very much the type of girls I saw growing up
I also have irish blood so >>212844696 is simply true
that webm actually makes me want to move from the big city back to a small town though
there's a charm to bumfuck nowhere small towns

How many beers do you have to drink to really smell like alcohol

>>212844708
"Big tits big ass" is just a fat bitch

I'll do big tits and small heart shaped ass any day

took probably the most gigantic shit ive taken to date

i do that

>>212844823
8

Everyday i wakeup and tell myself I will do something IRL, then I blink and 12 hours of /cum/ posting have passed
Jesus I need to get a handle on this shit

>>212844823
it takes 2 for me

my plan is to trans out when i hit 40

Hegel was in the Illuminati.

>>212844858
How grim
It is hard to spend an hour or two here with how shitty everyone is most of the time
Probably a lot to do with you if you're always here

did you guys play the penis game in school?

>>212844883
You'd be the Guinness world record holder for longest lived troon, making it to the age of almost 41

>>212844708
I like big tits and small ass most. Need my wife to have medium sized tits at the very least

LOL

>>212844884
The Illuminati were a bunch of LARPers who copied almost everything from the Masons and their secret society died
By the way, the secret in secret society is like in secret religion in Rome

did you see drumpf new twitter post about epstein? yikes!

>>212844946
no what did he say

>>212844831
>"Big tits big ass" is just a fat bitch

foolish post

>>212844858
i realized i waste most of every day. i should really get a boring wagie job, at least that way my time wasting behavior could come with a salary. none of the jobs i can get allow me to sit though

>>212842945
>Zelda isn't a tranny
Fucking Saved.

I'm gonna freak the fuck out man
I'm gonna go crazy
ahhhhHHHHH

>>212844950
he called his supporters retard and epstein is a hoax

>>212844771
CCP domination obviously. The CCP has literally turned one of the most god-forsaken shitholes in history into a modern and comfortable superpower

>>212844966
this cow weighs at least 150 pounds

>>212844982
me after 2 cups of coffee

Why is being the president of the United States supposed to mean that you have access to a list of clientele for a powerful billionaire

>>212844971
>none of the jobs i can get allow me to sit though
Are you crippled or deformed? What the fuck lol
What shape is your spine?

>>212844966
what a stupid roastie bitch

I have like a pot of coffee everyday

>I won't get a job unless I'm able to sit down to post on 4chan
kek

Cast your ballots

>>212845009
evidence was seized by fbi, president has near unlimited access to records

I have access to all of your akashic records and they are not looking very good

>>212845010
>Are you crippled or deformed? What the fuck lol
i can't stand for a whole shift, i've struggled with this at previous wagie jobs. my sedentary lifestyle has caught up to me
>What shape is your spine?
shrimp chips

>>212844995
let's hope
>>212845012
you don't even know what a roastie is

>>212845032
as a new yorker im voting for eric adams over mamdani

>>212845068
How fat are you? Holy shit you must be an absolute whale

>>212845052
What's the worst fetish of a /cum/mer?

>>212845071
Im a big brained Jim Walden supporter

>>212845087
I have it on good authority that jason has a scat fetish

Why is Russia so much better and tougher than Iran
Iran pussed out in twelve days. Russia has been fighting for over three years and shows no sign of quitting.

>>212845039
Okay fair enough. I'm literally just asking questions

I'm starting to think the FBI doesn't really give a fuck though. And when I say "don't give a fuck" I mean that half of them are actively sabotaging it

>>212845104
Your mom has a scat fetish. That's why Germanon is here.

>>212845068
How could you do that to yourself? It is sad that nobody cares about you and let that happen

you ate with that post

>>212845116
Because Russians are retarded and die like fucking idiots. Genuinely how do you lose a million fucking soldiers in the 21st damn centuries?

>>212845069
Made for BBC

>>212845116
>why is this third world shithole better than that third world shithole

I spend absolutely zero time thinking about either of them.

>>212845129
>Germanon
wouldn't know #fuckgermany

>>212845141
You thought you ate and left now crumbs but the plate is still full

>>212845086
just weighed myself in the bathroom, i'm 166 lbs.

>>212845143
>lose a million fucking soldiers
I said Russia not Ukraine, retard

>>212845116
Iranians are unironically higher IQ than Russians

>>212845167
how tall are you tho

>>212845186
5'6

A guy told my told to not be with me coz I'm naive and I'd thrash her if she threw a tantrum. Honestly, wtf

>>212845186
6'1"

>>212845116
Russia keeps throwing people at it. The same strategy they've been using for a long time. Even at the cost of future generations having a healthy population pool.

I'm 5'5 but I'm 6'2 when I stand on my money in prop bills

it is over
or as they say in ny
issovah

>>212845178
>Mudslimes higher IQ than white Nordics
lmao sure abdul, sure

>>212845201
I'm 5'9 and 169lbs

>>212845219
>slavs
>white nordics
Now you're just baiting

>>212845213
>meat waves
not even true

>>212845217
newyorkese niggas be like "i'm walkin ere im walkin ere"

>>212845201
>>212845207

>5'6" 166lbs

porker

>6'1" 166lbs

lanklet twigboi

what are cool places in dc that i should visit

get up and spin around like when you were a kid

>>212845257
1600 Pennsylvania Ave

>>212845237
Russians came from Sweden.

>>212845257
Homeless camp under the bridge.

>>212845244
Fuh gedda boudit

>>212845258
no i get motion sick very easily

Hey you might be a good guy, I'm an electrician 9741! You might be a good guy but your friend here, uh, he looks like he might be enjoyin' it I think he might be uhh GAY...

>>212845248
>lanklet twigboi
ding ding ding! that's the problem. i need to rebuild my "stand for long amounts of time" strength. but at least i'm not fat

>>212845285
what would happen if i duct taped you to an office chair and spun you around for 10 minutes

>>212845272
No they didn't

>>212845257
The hood

>>212845258
MAKE SURE YOU ONLY SPIN CLOCKWISE
Avoid misaligning your chakras and never spin counterclockwise too long

>>212845298
I would vomit

>>212845313
hehe

>>212845293
start doing squats and develop a whooty

>>212845310
My dick spins counterclockwise. No wonder girls don't touch it.

>>212845329
same, but it's because my cock is so huge it hangs down into the southern hemisphere

Dogberg begging for my fries but won't eat it when I give him one

>>212845329
Slowly bring your penis to a halt and allow it to rest for 15 minutes before again slowly bringing it up to idle rpm, but spinning the correct way

>>212845362
give him a good one he wants the good ones only

>>212845325
if it'll help, fuck it i'll start squattin' whenever it's not sore until it is

>>212845257
Me in Mclean

>>212845388
Don't go overboard. walk around more and stand instead of sit when you're just shitposting occasionally

>>212845410
i don't have a standing desk but i'll try. i do actually walk around a fair bit and i'm sure it has helped since my last job

>>212845434
dont click this is a virus

lazy with the new threads. keep this up and ill make an anime one.

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>>212845395
ill clean that bussy

>>212845257
Jefferson is my favorite of the monuments

>>212842933
my co-worker who i'm pretty sure is autistic. He's pretty light-skinned though, so i'm not sure if he counts.

>>212844292
>Lutheran unironically denying Sola Fide
Luther would call you a Pelagian Jew and you know it