Why are they so based?

Turko-German culture

>>212844822
They're Berliner?

>>212844941
Croatia's national dish has a Turkish name (sarma) and is a Turkish concept (rice and minced meat stuffed into vegetable leaves) only they replaced the original Turkish ingredients (lamb, grape leaves) with German ones (beef, sauerkraut leaves).If you enter a Croat's home, after you've put on slippers which he calls by their Turkish name, he will pour you coffee from a Turkish copper coffee pot and likely serve you lokum and baklava, then he may play a German schlager but with Croatian lyrics.

>>212845296
Janez, vrijeme je za psihijatriju i pilule.

>>212845609
it is *the right weather* for psychiatry and pills? Is that a Turkish thing where you don't distinguish between time and weather? And yet your language is much closer to German than to Turkish! See? You're exactly 50/50 Germano-Ottoman in all things! And in my hospitality scene I forgot to mention that the Croat would call the couch you're sitting on by a German name but the pillow under your back by a Turkish name! I dub thee Hans Imamoglu (and as it happens, Imamović ie. Imamoglu is actually a Croatian surname AND people with the birth name Hans have considered themselves Croatian, historically)!

>>212845296
The national dish is peka, followed by rizotto nero, and soparnik. Sarma is Bosnia's national dish
>>212844799 (OP)
Centuries of fighting yellow (Avars, Hungarians, OG Turks and Bulgarians), brown (Serbs, Illyrians, Italians, Bulgarians and Turks).

>>212845824
>The national dish is peka
which is a weird local name ('baking'? You eat 'baking'? No wonder you call cold cuts 'suho', which means nothing, suho what?) for the sach, which is Turkish for pot or cauldron iirc. Soparnik is borek that's made in an open hearth, amirite? Again we've got this Altaic-European fusion, which is typically and exclusively (Serbo-)Croatian.

>>212845754
Vrijeme has two meanings, moron. And just because you can only fathom the way your peasant language works doesn‘t mean you have any authority (nobody really does for civilised languages) to claim something is wrong in another language.

Willing to wager you‘re monolingual (english don‘t count)

>>212845913
The worst thing is this guy thinks he‘s smart when he doesn‘t understand simple linguistics. A true midwit.

In german they say Eintopf (literally: one pot) for a stew.
Eating beaking? Ever heard of bacon?

Not only are you a moron but you fail to see how you‘re standards of what is an underdeveloped language are actually present in the most developed indoeu languages. Meanwhile you can‘t even develop a posh accent since all your cities were built and inhabited by foreigners while you worked the fields.

>>212845913
>'suho', which means nothing, suho what?
it would mean "dry" in most of slavic languages

>>212846132
Your*
Phonefagging autocorrect

>>212846156
I genuinely have no idea what he means by eating suho? If anything it‘s an ellipse and the full wording would be suha hrana meaning dry food as in food not eaten with a spoon eg. soup. If he finds something wrong with this he is even more retarded than we thought. Also fuck off to serbia patuljko

>>212846132
There is a posh Slovenian accent, it's called zborni jezik. But even if you're a relatively common person from Ljubljana, you'll still sound more refined than Styrians or Littoral Slovenes whose dialects have been impacted by the cruder Croatian ones.

>>212846156
It does, just as vrhnje means the up-top-most. And that is what Croats call smetana! I kid you not! Also, some Croats say 'suvo' because 'suho' is too hard to pronounce! Just like sabor, because zbor is not 80 IQ enough! LMAO! Sa instead of z. Ah, Balkanoids, Balkanoids, you'll all migrate to wealthier countries unimpacted by ancient Byzantine-Turkish corruptive cultural patterns and learn less backward languages in time anyway.

>>212846234
>Also fuck off to serbia patuljko
I'm not the manlet cripple, I'm just point out that this word means dry in I'd guess almost every slavic language including Polish

>>212846250
I don‘t give a shit buddy. Fact of the matter is you always followed our lead. You are incapable of any substantial foreign policy due to your irrelevancy and your history has not bred a single person of note.

But I still like slovenians, not you though, you are retarded and full of baseless hatred directed to a people that have done all but wrong you. I have a slight suspicion you‘re part bosnian or something and hate yourself for it.

>>212846320
I love how you are constantly wrong and how your reasoning makes no sense.

>>212846547
I fucked up. All I tried to do here was to show this board how deep and essential Anatolian/Central Asian cultural traits are to the Croatian identity and that they are in perfect harmony with northern European ones, making Croatia a one of a kind Altaic European state. But instead I freaked out about your native Slavic-Altaic-Romanian patois language because it is very similar to my own in places despite not being a fully Slavic language like Slovene is and your people are 40% of this country by now.

Croatia is Batman, Serbia is Joker. Slovenia is Robin, Batman's gay sidekick who went rogue because he thinks he can be cool or the lead role.
However, your only function is to have a suit with plastic nipples and that's it.

>>212846639
Who hurt you man? You know you‘re making these things up by blowing a few loanwords, for which we have multiple alternatives, out of proportion. Why are you so frustrated? If your dad or someone is an illiterate immigrant from some backwards balkan village don‘t take it out on us. And fact of the matter is: If Cro balk then Slo balk. If Slo central then Cro central. Deal with it.

>slovene language fully slavic
You are making me think you don‘t speak it
>Croats 40% of slovenias population
Theres like 34k of us sp thats under 2 percent.
Get a grip.

>>212846639
bazirano

>>212846751
Croatia's national instrument? The Turkish tambor. The Croatian name for a frying pan? Turkish. Bed? Turkish. Croatian surnames? Altaic or Semitic root + -ović. You think we are closely related, but really you are one post-Ottoman culture along with the other Yugos except the Macedonians, and we are our own thing, you know, originally being Bavarian, even though our culture is giving way to Balkanoid culture. In Croatia our Bavarian culture (žganci, štruklji, šnicl) met the oriental Shtokavian culture (everything I mentioned), making you very interesting as a people and

>>212846888
yeah but serious sam and rimac

>>212846888

>>212846888
You keep listing things that are mostly false. Yet you have failed to provide a single explanation when I confronted you with your logical fallacies and pure falsehood of your statements. You act out of frustration and this makes you ignore reason, that is the reason why you keep making mistakes. Who hurt you?

*unique
See this Kurdish raider and his hijabi wife? Well, they're actually Slavic! They're from Lika, like 50km from Slovenia, with his Turkish fes and sash and all! One imagines that they recline at the meydan with their beloved !hijabi wife, him feed her badem's (that's Turkish/Croatian for almond) and reciting her al-Rumi's sufi poetry! Croatian poetic expression (hajde plavi moj safiru etc.) is indeed very oriental. As I said, continental European, yet Turkish!

*pic

>>212847001
>who hurt you
you really need to drop the reddit lingo, it's not doing you any favors

>>212847020
>hajde plavi moj safiru etc.
to je bajaga jebo te retardiranog

>>212847060
Well in any case it's overstated and sentimental and colorful. You know, Balkanoid! Eeeeee! 'Da je srce od papira' - you think a Slovene would ever write that? Maybe those who are actually Croatian like Werner Brozović would, but that is very divorced from Slovenian cultural norms. Most Slovenes will tell you that, or would if they weren't so repressed.

>>212847046
You‘ve yet to actually respond.

>reddit lingo
You are making a fool of yourself. Anyone with a gymnasium diploma sees you are very unlearned. I‘m not even talking about the shit you keep spewing about croats but your knowledge of linguistics on which you base your criteria for developed languages. It‘s an insult to anyone who speaks multiple languages.

>Da je dusa od papira nebi tada bila za te vezana nikada da su suze od safira nebi tad ni jedna mene dotakla
OK, here's the actual text. It's got the soul, sapphires. Very colorful!

>>212847174
>gymnasium diploma
they give diplomas to gym monkeys now?

Well, the Slovenian language also has Turkisms. The tambura is not generally Croatian, but a regional, Slavonian instrument. Dalmatians have the mandolin and acapella singing. The most important thing - Croatian music does not sound oriental. I mean, you can't possibly be this stupid. Your obsession with Croatia is really bizarre, you need to get help. Kek.

>>212846896
I loved Serious Sam but that was a tribute to Duke Nukem, more Anglo than anything

They are closet to Italia than Turkey

>>212847128
>you think a slovene would ever write that

Keekkk nobody reads your shit. And nobody takes you for a standard of any kind.

Delusional and ignorant is a very reproachable personality. But I believe you simply act out of frustration. I‘ve done that too at times. Just not this publicly and to a degree where anyone with an IQ of over 100 could call me out on being a midwit.

>>212847198
Why so avoidant? Struck a nerve?

>>212847229
There is 0 Italian influence in Senj, which is right on the coast, or in Pazin in Istria, which used to be administered from Ljubljana. Italian influence in Croatia is limited to larger coastal towns and the islands.

>>212847270
Top kek, iq 60

>>212847270
You sure know a lot about a country you have no connection to. Willing to be his dad was a Lika redneck. Probably still lived with him and has to listen to him snore. I‘m done with you, midwit. You couldn‘t hold your ground in a preschooler‘s quarrel, let alone a genuine debate.

>>212847348
Bet*
Lives*

Gn midwit.

they are almost as bad as p*les