I HECKING LOVE NINTENDO edish

previous >>212842718

i should have made that anime one

FUCK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

>>212845465 (OP)
No Trannies Edition

farts are nasty

weed is hella based

I thought you guys were cool cool, but actually you're poo poo

What should we do to subdue Canada and pacify the leaf once and for all?

This thread is brought to you by Bang's Root Beer. Bang's: Hitler did nothing wrong.

>>212845505
>t. jeet

>>212845465 (OP)
I heard they were gonna cast Hunter Schaefer the hot tranny to play Zelda.
>>212845503
Yes I agree.
>>212845505
Many such cases.

gonna sleep ngl

>>212845465 (OP)
>no troons
>no jasonkin shit
>not jewish
>not fats/blacks
>no gadot or will ferrell
What was Soytendo thinking?

why woudl you lie about sleeping

zelda movie should have been 2d animation in the style of the cdi games

>>212845513
The Day Of The Rake

>>212845501
>>212845503
I don't smoke, but would it be possible to create fart weed and smoke it? Like pack a cushion with weed and just sit on it and fart into it repeatedly for months until it absorbed the fragrance, then open it up and roll it into a joint? What about smoking a pure fart? Is that even possible?

>>212845547
Remember when they made an animated Final Fantasy movie and no one saw it except me who loves it? Good times

SEX i want SEX i needa have SEX i need a human hole for SEX i will SEX any consenting adult omg im so desperate for SEX im begging for the SEX gimme some SEX who wants SEX

the art of the goon

>>212845547
Why?

>>212845577
because it would be funny

>>212845573
Spirits Within was great.

Happy 4:20!!!!!!!!!

>>212845598
It's so sad that it never caught on :/

>>212845575
ok, now bend over

it's 4:20 hahahaha you know what that means lol

>>212845635
popping 24 benadryl!!!!

>>212845635
ja

>>212845635
weed time

>type "sodas"
>phone automatically suggests the cigarette emoji
wtf

>>212845683
your phone knows soda is for fags

https://youtu.be/ulQWy5o-tps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTwF_3TPUtk

bought a refurbished ds lite

Hitler killed 6 million Jews and 20 million people died as a direct result of his actions. Meanwhile Darth Vader killed like 10 billion people on Alderaan and he got forgiven by the Force and is in Force Heaven just for doing one lil good deed. Make it make sense.

I eated a grape

i'm so fucking mid

>>212845728
Why would I want to do this?

>>212845739
from gamestop or amazon?

>>212845752
he repented to star wars god seconds before dying so he gets to go to heaven

>>212845784
ebay seller that specializes in them

>>212845752
God also forgave Hitler just like Darth Vader because Hitler killed Hitler, and that makes up for it

>6 million

[citation needed]

got a dick on my glock

SACRE BLEU WHERE IS ME MAMA?

>>212845769
look at this catberg https://youtu.be/K3MhuzYezMg

>>212845797
citation NOT needed we do NOT need a retarded world war 2 discussion right now

>>212845792
ok good

do you guys have consciousness? me I'm what's called a philosophical zombie, an automaton if you will

>he doesn’t have his old 3ds xl laying around and had to buy off ejeet
Sad!

>>212845797
Stop trying to minimize his best accomplishments. You're playing into Allied propaganda

>>212845575
Ok, get on your knees

World War II is a fucking awesome topic to talk about tho. Just don't turn it into shit flinging about the Holocaust and you're good. I got a book on D-Day recently and I'm excited to read it once I'm finished my current read (2001: A Space Odyssey).

>>212845833
>>212845815
the duality of /cum/

Vegeta is at least 30 hitlers

>>212845513
big titty latina gfs

won in balatro.

>>212845870
>Hitler as a unit of measurement

I am really liking this idea that I just heard now

Not a fan of miscegenation, myself.

suck me thru the phone

DUDE
WEED

>>212845575
I say this too, but holes are hard to come by

>>212845876
literally no defense against this

Gonna jackoff and take a shower presently.

Fan of sex me

i'm so high lol

>not jerking off in the shower
you get to shoot your cum up like a volcano with no fear instead of into a napkin

Drugs are bad and they make you schizo mmkay

I’m so sober lol

Saw a white dude with a deep black qveen gf
Never been so jealous in my life

>>212845960
Me af

>>212845876
A strong contender. We will give amnesty to any latina cuties (not mexicanx goblins) who agree to marry a canadian within two years, then roll into Canada with them behind us. Nobody will resist. The maple menace will finally be disarmed, and its hostages made american citizens once again.

>>212845965
*scratches arm* yeah man i'm on detox *twitches head* hey though you got a dime? *glances around at 2 am gas station* tough times haha

there's something about gooning that just feels good

Gee guys why do you think she doesn't like her mother?

there's something about heroin that just feels good

latina gf's seem good until you realize they eat tons of greasy food and therefore have the nastiest farts

I am reminded of Louis the whatever's finance minister...he built this chateau — Nicole and I saw it when we went to Paris — it even outshone Versailles, where the king lived. In the end, Louis clapped him in irons.

>>212845957
I need porn to cum and I'm not bringing my phone into the shower.

>>212845985
I have diagnosed avoidant personality disorder

>>212846052
I have undiagnosed AVPD and I don’t see how a diagnosis would help me

In the first issue of Superman he throws a warmongering lobbyist out of a window

How about instead of Mace Windu its Race Dindu?

I have diagnosed worthless unlovable loser personality disorder
It's terminal unfortunately

>>212846021
ohhhh nooo that sounds terrible not spicy latina braapppsss on my lap how awwfulll

>>212846052
hey

>>212846051
>and I'm not bringing my phone into the shower.
why not? every phone made after 2017 won't get damaged in the shower

>>212846085
Why did he just sniff instead of going for the full on rape?

every guy i slept with was a faggot

>>212846113
Why?

>>212846070
alien vs predator disorder?

I have AHBD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WA4TkZ-DHgw

Racism is not elite behavior

boomers typing heinously transphobic shit right under their full name, address, a list of their close associates, employer's name, and social security number

>>212846127
A Very Polite Dude syndrome

>>212845465 (OP)
Schafer is so cute, FUCK JEWTENDO

>>212846125
they have sex with men

I had sex with a cucumber now everytime I cough my guts and butthole hurt

>>212846133
Glad to see you’re cured

love fox news comment section, its more schizo than /pol/

>>212846170
The wages of sin.

>>212846146
that's good behavior that should be normalized.
One of the few good things boomers do

What books did you used to read as a kid?
I used to read this series & redwall a lot

>>212846163
It must smell really bad.

>>212846170
yeah buttholes really weren't made to be penetrated, I couldn't even take a 1.7inch vibrator that I blew $30 on

>>212846150
Not as cute as you

>>212846257
How do fags have sex then

>>212846281
by doing irreparable damage and wearing diapers in their 30s

>>212846272
I look like a nerd.

Gangbang porn is hot until I start thinking about how disgusting it must smell

Asian pussy actually hurts to fuck

>>212846239
Adventures from the black lagoon and Geronimo Stilton

Have difficulty wrapping my mind around the fact that pussies are made for dicks.
like abstractly i can kind of get it, but it's just a bit bizarre

>>212846239
i literally read harry potter. i still have the books somewhere. i should sell them to some redditor perhaps

>>212846334
No it doesn't that's just a lie

Guess I'll go to the gym and then to Taco Bell
not like I have anything else to do

Assholes are naturally made for dicks especially Mens smelly pheromone filled assholes

the final sexpill is realizing that doggystyle is the best position

>>212846407
The final sexpill is realizing that men are naturally gay and it's heterosexuality that is abnormal

Get out of my thread Brian

>>212846387
It felt like her pussy was trying to strangle my cock it was literally too tight
Also I slipped out and snapped my cock in half trying to thrust back in

>>212846239
I was a CHERUB chad as a teenager, and I loved Redwall too (even enough to get a tattoo when I turned 18) although in hindsight I think I read them at a little too old an age (first one I read at 13) but whatever I guess. I only *really* got into reading fiction at about age 11. I read a lot of classic science fiction as a teen too, a lot of Arthur C. Clarke and some Philip K. Dick (who I would get more obsessed with later, in my 20s). I read The Time Machine when I was 15, 2001: A Space Odyssey when I was 14, Ender's Game at 15 I think. But there were a lot of really good YA series at the time, like seriously it was the absolute height of YA fiction ever. Pendragon was good but I didn't finish it (I didn't finish CHERUB either but I read 10/12 books). The Hunger Games I read when I was in grade 12 when the film came out but I thought it worked well enough as a standalone story so I never read the rest. I read The Fellowship of the Ring+The Two Towers TWICE and didn't know what the fuck was going on. (I ended up reading LOTR in its entirety when I was a bit more literate, but it was on the backburner for a lot of the time and it took me about 14 months to read, from ages 19-21.)

>>212846447
that's because it wasn't asian or pussy, it was a homeless man's ass and you were high on meth

im definitely reading all that

>>212846432
Fags literally eat shit lmao

>>212846407
Only standing though, kneeling isn't worth

Also vastly prefer cowgirl

I wish I had the attention span to read books again but im too far gone

>>212846481
I read Mutthew McConnaughey's book it was mostly pictures

>>212845465 (OP)
>she (21 years old) has no nude scenes
why must we suffer so?

no one here has a pp big enough to satisfy

>>212846453
I love Philip K Dick he's one of my favorite authors. I find him really funny
Haven't read Arthur Clarke though the name sounds familiar

>reading
lmao

>>212846497
women don't need pp when they have other women

>>212846481
Just read a few pages each day and slowly increase the page count until your brain is fixed.

>>212846479
Shit is full of neutriants

>>212846481
Start reading short stories. Kafka has stories that are a paragraph long. Here's one I really like
>"Alas," said the mouse, "the whole world is growing smaller every day. At the beginning it was so big that I was afraid, I kept running and running, and I was glad when I saw walls far away to the right and left, but these long walls have narrowed so quickly that I am in the last chamber already, and there in the corner stands the trap that I must run into."
>"You only need to change your direction," said the cat, and ate it up.
I think if Kafka was still alive he'd be a shitposter

reading is overrated

You think books are gonna save you

Syria, whatever happened there

>>212846574
Yes. Cannery Row is my favorite book

>>212846503
I know what you mean. His prose is always dripping with sarcasm. Like how these scandalously dressed female flight attendants, or secretaries, have their tits out to please their invariably male bosses, and stuff like that which points out the absurdities inherent in the different dystopian realities he creates. Like I constantly get the sense he's being ironic when he's describing something, like it'll be fucked up but it's just normal to the characters.

heil hitler nigga

>>212846497
Penis size is the same thing as breast size for women. The preferred size is far larger than what most men actually have.

>>212846583
I read tortilla flat. Ts was funny asl

>>212846520
That is brave dancing barefoot so close to a large woman in heels.

JC IS SPITTING

Men's sweaty feet is a natural aphrodisiac

Why did Gavrilo Princep assassinate Franz Ferdinand?

>>212846646
he didn't

She needs to be dicked down (by me)

>>212846646
Balkan monkey chimped out

I miss Brian

I'm just another fake peater in a hypothyroid world

>>212846586
Second Variety is probably my favorite of his short stories

If youre a cute anime girl, I want you to hop on my dick

>>212846655
She needs HYAH HYAH

apathy’s a tragedy and boredom is a crime…

>>212846469
Weird projection but ok

why can't I find Moonman songs on Youtube anymore

>>212846709
Lol

>>212846520
>all hot women
>all big belly fat slob men

>>212846709
They are on bitchute

Comfy thunderstorm right meow

I like snow sometimes

>>212845465 (OP)
Nintendo died when Iwata did.

It hasn't rained here for a month and won't for another

i like it when strangers call me "boss man". it makes me feel importante.
in any case, time to /gif/coom.

>>212846799
it doesnt rain enough in edmonton, its like we only have two seasons summer and winter

>>212846782
Nintendo's last great feat was the Gamecube. Everything after it has been a shamefur dispray.

>>212846806
/gif/ is a vile board

>>212846844
it used to be alright when they had 10 pages, you'd get enough regular threads compared to the porn. now it's just 5 pages and they're all Israeli-backed shill threads about BBC and race mixing and faggot shit

>>212846844
Too much BLACKED for you ytboi?

>>212846782
Iwata was a time of stagnation wii and wiiu was trash

Hebrew media reports that Eilat Port in southern Israel will be completely shut down this coming Sunday, with all operations suspended due to the continued Houthi attacks in the Red Sea.

>>212846239
this shit is THE shit

I don't mind the fag or tranny shit on /gif/ but there shouldn't be 20 fucking bbc threads on a 5 page board

Your therapeutic treatment plan includes:
>Drinking every day
>Obsessively exercising to the point of physical injury
>Avoiding all human contact
>Smoking those disposable chinese weed vapes that fill your lungs with toxic heavy metals
>Crying in bed because you had the dream where he was touching you again
>Ruminating in dark thoughts and fantasizing about hurting yourself
>Having a splishy-splashy bathy-wathy
>Getting a good night’s sleep

/gif/ is a complete propaganda board at this point, and /wsg/ is SFW only so there's basically nowhere to watch seriously rekt vids webms now

One day soon every white woman will have a black mans baby growing in her womb

>>212846239
I didn't read a lot but harry potter and lord of the rings

>>212846885
The troon janny needs to jerk his clitty to the white boy tears it generates though

>>212846885
the filter button is your friend

Exercising everyday is bad for you. You should only do high intensity exercise like three times a week

>>212846862
How does that impact you personally?

I think the 2020s are going to keep getting crazier, bros

how do you guys deal with depression, fear of the future, becoming angry at every single tiny thing, and an extreme urge to an hero?

>>212846931
It depends on the reasons for your feelinhs

>>212846931
SSRIs

>>212846913
Filtering doesn't change the fact that a bunch of threads about the exact same thing are bumping more interesting and unique threads off the board

>>212846918
this is cope

>>212846918
does screaming the N word in my house count?

>>212846921
Less BBC spam threads on this website

The cultural enrichment as seen from my window.

>>212846923
as a nothing ever happens chad, i just keep on winning

>>212846931
training
making art
smoking marijuana afterwards
rotting for a few hours
repeat
sleep

>>212846892
This treatment plan sucks ass bro

>>212846951
Much better than labubu beheadings on your lindywalk

*starts handing out pepperettes like they were cigars to the thread*

>>212846931
I take it day by day and focus on the moment

Why can't we see the sun at night? Only possible on a flat earth

>>212846951
Lol turks really just look like mexicans

i finna boutta slang sum dope ya feel meh

>>212846972
I love turkey pepperettes but the pork ones give me gut rot and MAD diarrhea so I can't enjoy them anymore :(

>>212846979
fact check: true

I found shoes that I want im so excited

Love going on walks

>>212846931
light hearted memes and cannabis

>>212846990
Nö, you wont't.

> fear of the future
by virtually every statistical measure we're better now than at any other time in history (healthcare, education, food, wealth, quality of life, ability to travel anywhere, ability to communicate with anyone, etc). there are 3000 years of evidence to believe that this trend will continue.
> becoming angry at every single tiny thing
knowing that i'm better than everyone else resolves this easily. other people are just too stupid to know better so i can't fault them.

>>212846972
*looks you in the eyes as I seductively deepthroat one*

>>212847010
Are they hokas?

>>212847011
It's so hot outside and I live like an hour away from any interesting spots to walk I suffer

>>212846892
You could learn a few things from my simple one step therapeutic treatment plan

>>212847026
They are vans superlow pro

>>212847011
Me too but I like swimming in the lake :)
Sadly its starting to fill up with jeets

>>212847040
kek is this real

>Montenegero has had two mass shootings with double digit deaths in the past 3 years
>population of the whole country is just over 600,000
They are Americans without even realizing it

>>212847051
real BASED

>>212847040
lol

>>212846945
You do high intensity workout every day you're overstraining your muscles
a light walk or jog is the most you should do daily

have you been to margaritaville

It's no wonder that a country full of negroes on a mountain has many mass shootings.

>find a good webm
>no audio
>within file size
>NO SORRY WEBMS CAN'T BE LONGER THAN 120 SECONDS EITHER TEEEEEEEHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

holy fuck

>>212847022
>by virtually every statistical measure we're better now than at any other time in history (healthcare, education, food, wealth, quality of life, ability to travel anywhere, ability to communicate with anyone, etc).
True
>there are 3000 years of evidence to believe that this trend will continue.
False premise, civilizations collapse all the time. Humanity doesn't go extinct but specific civilizations do, there are regular periods of 'Dark Ages' where little progress (or even a long term reversal) happens as well. O algo.

>>212847083
Ain't nobody here is watching a webm that long

>>212847054

an army moves at the speed of its slowest unit
KTIM

>>212846951
Stop being poor

>>212847079
Unironically, yes. Also his sister's restaurant chain, America is a magical place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACU6xzNnuUg

>>212847099
How is Canada so low?

I get around

>>212847083
just crosslink it from /wsg/ (but we are in agreement about the persnickety rules)

>>>/wsg/5924961

>>212847087
Yeah but when civilizations collapse they can just get absorbed into another one

>>212847101
I am not poor, the rapefugees and their offspring are being housed in the best quarters lmoa. Payed for by the taxpayer™.

>>212847079
There is a South Park episode named like that. It's about the financial crisis of 2008.

>>212847124
Our population jumped up significantly in a 10 year period prior to that 2017 survey, it was the result of the beginning of the jeetification process.

Since 2020 and Trudeau's attempts at banning guns, firearms ownership has surged and 12 million firearm number is likely several million more by now.

>>212847040
Well I guess it’s worth a try. Can’t be worse that the spiraling-in-oblivion neet lifestyle.

civilization did kinda peak in 2014 thoughbeit.

My penis is small and skinny

true

>>212847152
Just buy a house in the countryside! No refugees or even brown people in my village so far.

>>212847112
Nice choice. Underrated Bowie album.

americans are such warmongering retards their national anthem is about dropping bombs and they play it for children every morning at school and at the start of every sportsball game whether its minor league or major league then salute da troopz for being incompetent and getting shot and being a burden to their fellow soldiers and give them a medal made in china as a participation trophy

>>212847201
I feel this way about naked bodies without any clothing of the opposite sex
I guess it makes my dick rise, or something

oh say you can see

>>212847221
See what

>>212847213
It's about having bombs dropped on us THOUGH

>>212847230

>>212847201
>In her work, Jewish artist Tyler Feder tries to celebrate bodies as they actually are, not just what society says they should look like.
Every time

What kind of planes did they use to drop bombs back in 1776?

>>212847238
lol

>>212847259
kys

Do you 'member when Christina Aguilera messed up the text of the national anthem at the Super Bowl?

>>212847196
but the woke was in full swing

>>212847269
Nö

The o.g Star Spangeled Banner was based
>And where is that band who so vauntingly swore,
>That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion
>A home and a Country should leave us no more?
>Their blood has wash'd out their foul footstep's pollution.
>No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight or the gloom of the grave,

>>212847280
No

America peak was late nineties to pre-9/11

How do I get a gf like pic related?

>>212847312
shut up unc

>>212847296
>hireling and slave

lmao found a new term for wagies, gonna call people hirelings

I mog Jason

>>212847213
Too based of a post 4 /cum/

>>212847315
Underworld anima
Ereshkigal looking ass

>>212847315
go to summer camp and get isekai'd by a tamigotchi toy

>>212847326
Nah fuck off, we have too many face posters already

>>212847312
>born the same year as 9/11

>>212847315
>>212847040

The other kids can call you HoJu

The human civilization tv show reached a pretty nice peak but the writers ran out of ideas and the show was cancelled. Now they just show reruns of the last few seasons on increasingly decaying videotape.

>>212847326
damn you kinda do
why do we have so many chads itt

>>212847361
it's not actually him

Burger-time.

>>212847303
I still 'member when Justin Timberlake was ripping off Janet Jackson's dress at the half-time show so you could see her breast.

lead cube fans have been awfully silent ever since the colloidal silver smurf dropped

>>212847373
why is your plate on the floor

N

>>212847373
Thumbnail looks like gore

>>212847390
he's just reposting images from other websites, it's an Israeli shill

>start reading book
>interesting setting
>hits all of my autism interests
>one of the character uses made up pronouns that sound incredibly out of place and goes on a weird rant about gender out of nowhere
>end up dropping the book
Why did they do this to me

>>212847373
Fuck off with your reddit content spam!

>>212847354
>the writers ran out of ideas
The end of history was canceled. That's lib-kike propaganda.

>>212847407
I know i'm just make believing

>>212847415
Read Moby-Dick

>>212847415
this nigga reading a book LMAOO

>>212847415
Are you talking about the newest Brandon Sanderson book?

Stoner
Boner
Loner
BART SIMPSON

>>212847417
Literal OC uezs.

>>212847415
Stop reading shit that was published after 2010

Me and who?

going to illuminati banker parties would be sick

>this nigga drives up to you
wyd

>>212847431
>Brandon Sanderson
No I hate that faggot and he's ruined a whole generation of fantasy authors

>>212847415
ayo this nigga ahhhhhhh
readin a book

>>212847418
Oh goodie. Hope the future is cool, then.

Guess I can't nut at the moment, thanks to the SSRIs I'm on. This comes and goes.

>>212847462
this dude getting JOIed by hi docta

Just got off a 80hr shift

>>212847467
New
Keep posting until 310. Make a n word tower or something.

Is he right?

>>212847462
You'll eventually come around to the truth that raw dogging life without SSRIs is way better. Also being able to nut is pretty cool. I started taking vitamins and holy shit did it change my nuts

How do I get a Mongolian gf as a blackanon

>>212847483
uhhh let me be queer

>>212847483
Michelle is his gay friend

N

and when you get the chance

>>212847484
It'll come back soon. This happens sometimes.

>>212847511
O

>>212847483
I don’t think so. I have a gay friend and he’s cool but I don’t think my life would be any different if he was a straight guy.

Grow up

>>212847483
uhh

Imagine getting a university degree in broadcasting. Literally 5 years of university for broadcast media. Somebody should put my head in a big head-remover-device for the purposes of removing of my head. I never learned the word guillotine, because I went to a school for retards (broadcasting).

>>212847124
We have been getting the equivalent of like 1% of our total population every 6 months in the form of jeets for the last 10 years. It's genuinely OVER

>>212847713
Should have gone to be a audio engineer instead

someone make the new

new thing bad
old thing good

>>212847842
This but unironically

>>212847483
Nigga be looking old as fuck now

>>212847892
Ghandi is like 150 dude

why did god make so you cant survive drinking ocean water
it is a sign we should not live along the shore

>>212847967
I have only dranked ocean water for the last 10 years and some coke

Make the new a mexican elf edition