Thread 212847812

da girlies edish

>>212847812 (OP)
cute girls <3

Why is ALDI giving me basically full time hours. I am consistently doing 30+ hours a week.

Rorke turning a blind eye to this

i look like this

Mad how Rorke did actually turn a blind eye to that

*enters brit with brutal force*

>>212847812 (OP)
One of those ain't a girls

today I finally got an alolan muk

>>212847912
remember she ruined her career because she is understood a meme? kek

>>212847880
i did minimise it, not looking at some fat blokes arse

>>212847918
I have a few of those. Seems to be all that exists in my area. I have 4 shiny grimers. Annoying me.

>>212847918
Well done mate. Alolan Muk looks amazing. I like the colours.

>>212847840
hes jamaican

Can't you cunts get into anything deeper than Pokemon?

>>212847950
lol

>>212847832
You've passed the preliminary stage and they think you're a good employee. Lots of retail jobs work in a similar manner, where you're on part time until they trust that you'll be a good worker.

wow that sucks

I don't understand the biomass meme

>>212848011
I don't want to work full time at ALDI and it will be 2 years I've worked there on the 23rd of this month.

>>212847987
I like Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Death Stranding and anime.

mad how id lick her asshole clean

Bilbo is riding a pony

>>212848042
nice hips

>>212848033
What you really need is love. Someone to come home to and tell about your day. It's why you've got depression to a large degree.

>>212848042
those hips are a great indication she'd become a PAWG if she gained weight

>>212848071
Shut up monk

>>212848071
based

>>212848033
Do you purposely pick the most surface level things to get into? At least watch or play something a bit more obscure.

>>212848071
>PAWG
Stop talking like a nigger

>>212848112
sybau crackkker

>>212848097
man in wig

>>212848097
thats a grim 26
is s/he on the smack?

>>212848112
sybau

>>212848175
Did they add them to the game? Was away for a little while so not sure.

need a silent movie wife

that motherfucker is not real. that ghost Pokemon there. is. not. fucking.real.

anyone being raped currently

putting Nazi Germany march music over porn so the government has to listen to it all day (its also copyright)

>>212848210
>need a silent wife
this for me. imagine a wife who curtsies and spins, flutters her long lashes, but does not speak. Ideal!

>>212848227
not at the moment but it could happen soon

feminism is the radical notion that women are people too

Insane how the biomass sees no issue with the sycamore gap tree being cut down
Desperately need them ground up to use as fuel to heat pensioners houses

>>212848357
the only women i care about were born men

>>212848372
it were white biomass that cut it down tho

>>212848396
Biomass is biomass mate

lowkey feel kind of excited for capeshit again with all the new dc stuff
have enjoyed all the gunnverse I’ve watched

this is my sister, she just called me biomass for spending all my time on 4chan

your sister is fit if legal age

>>212848444
need her arse shagged by my nose

>>212848444
Can’t believe women that actually look like this exist, pisses me the fuck off because I can’t have them

>>212848444
Seen her breasts

>>212848441
literally fucking hate it all, just fuck off. cant understand people watching superman 29, batman 39, marvel 938 just dumb shit.

>>212848485
Maybe that’s the real punk rock

comfy second screen kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6ICjTIBQbA

scrimblinggg

Im reminded of that time Peter Griffin put his knob in an electric pencil sharpener.

can't believe how fat chris hansen got after to catch a predator

They took £1 billion from pensioners winter fuel allowance but gave £7 billion to 25 thousand afghans

>>212848662
>they took 1bln from biomass but gave 7bln to biomass

>>212848480
ktim

>>212847812 (OP)
i honestly wanna know if its stupid for me to try and be doctor since i will have to complete cna courses to be able to have it paid for

>>212848444
>>212848483
give us her name

>>212848734
found it
@littlegreyrobin

>>212848619
That's a woman.

>>212848741
wanking my willy rn thanks anon

feeling scared

>>212847918
>>212847950
>>212847952
Are we talking about Pokemon Go? I got myself a shiny Magikarp today.

what do you think you'd be doing right now if it were the 90s and you had no internet?

>>212848799
wanking

>>212848799
hanging with friends, working, sleeping, or wanking

I'm a woman. Respect my asshole. I get more pussy than you. Your dick too small, mine bigger.

>>212848799
sleeping i reckon

>>212848809
>>212848829
how are you going to wank without internet porn?

>>212848869
magazines or vhs

fat girls <3

>>212848799
playing FFVII on my PS1

>>212848799
wanking

>>212848882
that room desperately needs some coving and dado rails

>>212848883
>game is called "final" fantasy
>has like 20 sequels

>>212848933
Begs more the question why they called the first game Final Fantasy when it was the first one

trying to resist the urge to insert the plug

rorke looks like this

>>212849041
tarq name

Twiddling my thumbs waiting for a post to make me laugh…

>>212849382
Grim.

chastity locks for little white cocks

THE WHITE MAN MARCHES HOME

never understood the praise deloused in the comatorium got, the entire album is meh save for the last song, though that one is a real banger I'll give it that.

>>212849453
false (but TTVCT is the best yeh)

>>212849453
https://voca.ro/1ilsFyFq7El0

>>212849540
heh he does sound like that yeah

>>212848882
Too thin

was watching live aid 's 40th anniversary thing on the bbc last weekend and it's just absolutely crazy how self indulgent and cringe it all was
i know there's even worse today but it was a special kind of rotten to its core
i reckon if i was sent back in time knowing what i know i would just despair at literally 99.999% of people being completely swept up in the bullshit
though if i was born in it i'd probably have been blissfully ignorant worshipping sting and bono too so who knows

>>212848799
knee deep in pussy

https://i.4cdn.org/s/1752485497576784.webm
pajeetas are aryan

look, they are even funny https://i.4cdn.org/s/1752485951730814.webm

>>212849875
White people are not Aryan. Aryans are inherently brown and being white and being Aryan are mutually exclusive.

https://i.4cdn.org/s/1752486091463909.webm
she's white
just with a bit darker skin

'white' doesnt exist
im not the same as a pole

>>212849893
have you done a lot of research on this topic

Let 'er rip Emma.

fucking hell nearly 5am how did that happen

>>212849915
Yes. Actual Aryans are Indo-Persian and live largely in the Stans and Iran. That girl from Afghanistan that was on the cover of National Geographic magazine back in the 90s is an example of an Aryan.

>>212849954
what about slavs

>>212849954
*80s, not 90s, my point stands

>>212849875
>>212849889
>>212849903
quite literally the only benefit of mass migration

>>212849904
One time he answered one of my questions on his podcast. He seemed annoyed by it.

yo, i asked you a question 6 minutes ago

>>212849989
>mexican-us border: life on the line

this shit's been going on for a while hasn't it

>>212850040
only for about 180 years

answer my question, bloody bastard

>>212850040
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emanuel_Celler

i'm waiting on the phone, and you just hung up

don't leave him hangin on the telephone

President Donald Trump says Coca-Cola has agreed to use real cane sugar in its drinks sold in the US.

Coca-Cola uses corn syrup in its American products, but Trump's Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr has voiced concern about the ingredient's health impacts.

>>212850105
I am Chinese.

my dear, please pick up the phone

well, this is awkward

any biomass man in?

Watching @mollycarlson1 shorts on YouTube

>>212850181
and ?

ordered some contact lenses, eye-care solution, canesten rash cream, actifed, and robitussin.
should probably stop my late night shopping spree there and not buy opiates/opioids,pregabalin,benzos

>>212850212
salam lad

>A 12-year-old girl was left devastated after being put into isolation for wearing a Union Flag dress to celebrate being British at her school's culture day
>'Straight A' student Courtney Wright wore the Spice Girls-esque dress and wrote a speech about history and traditions as part of the celebrations on Friday.
>But the Year 7 pupil was left shocked after being told the dress was "unacceptable" and she was hauled out of lessons at Bilton School in Rugby, and made to sit in reception until her father collected her.
The fuck is wrong with you all?

>>212850398
why has int been spamming this shit all day?

>>212850398
would be unfortunate if some chronically online autist doxxed the staff what did that to her

>>212850421
a tenuous reason to post -4

fantasising about going dexter morgan on my high school bully again.
driving out to his work car park to cut his brakes you know that sort of thing

>>212850501
you'll do nothing and he doesn't even remember you

>>212850523
i'll ill him

>>212850501
I see people I spent years in the same class with and pretend not to recognise them

>>212850450
sorry mate I'm going to bed

been through my emails, another handy use of staying up all night. a bit of life admin.

>>212850552
ok mike d

Stinky girl gas.

stumbled upon my classmate's profile yesterday and he already has two kids

>>212850591
gona get so toned now she has to walk everywhere

wish id been a copper in the 60s-90s, tracking murderers

>>212850607
My post earlier on the subject was a banger.
https://desuarchive.org/int/thread/212841598/#212841836

>>212850632
think my post was better because it wasnt so on the nose. hey oohhhhhhh

>>212850668
>on the nose
Yeah well my nose was too busy betwixt Emma Watson's arse cheeks inhaling her gamey lady toots for any subtlety.

im spitting on these dubs

how many times could you go through airport security without travelling anywhere before they realised it was for the sexual thrill of the xray barred you

>>212850774
4 times

>>212850787
is it legal to have an erection while doing it

getting loaded with incel energy

whatever happened to that young black fella who used to go around doing 'pranks' and contanstantly got in trouble with the courts?

I can't remember his name it was something stupid like Chumsy or Blacky or whatever

ever since i did a shitty poo,
you and me we just don't get along,
argue over how i really pong

>>212850774
AI told me they did away with the willy cameras in 2013. but my last time flying to the states was 2014 and thats when i remember seeing them

and i can't say that you're really wrong,
cos ever since i did a shitty poo poo poo,
i've had some crap around my asshole,
it's crusted and it's hard like asphalt,
it's cos i eat pizza and pasta

where's catyank

you used to fuck me up my bumhole,
late night when you need my love,
fuck me up the bumhole,
late night when you need my love

but i know now my bumhole stink,
that can only mean one thing,
but i know now my bumhole stink,
that can only mean one thing

need sunberg out of business pronto

>>212851023
not on is it
the jews I reckon

turns out those pious monks were still wretched coomers just like the rest of us

i will grangle you with the full forshe of the lor

>>212851080
cute

fellas, is "having sex" being a "coomer"

>The pair met after Sienna, 30, spotted George playing the character Craig on the TV show 'People Just Do Nothing', which ran on BBC Three from 2014 to 2018.

>>212851225
in the context of being a buddhist monk, yes

>>212851142
how are they so rich

cats getting protective around other cats they were just next to 5 seconds ago because everything to them is sex/rape etc.

>>212851241
maybe stick to mice, toby

>>212851234
donations to the monastery unironically

I didnt start trolling ppl this year at all...

women are getting the churches now...

>>212851254
probably made by coomers who are guilty for their affairs

whole economy is cooming all the way down

they must have thought this fella was one of the monks too

>>212851278
this is why pedophiles are the elite

and BASED zangoose taking the rocket mega Pokemon to half HP in one hit (dying instantly afterwards from full)

>>212851280
kek

>>212851280
holy shit

every lad deserves to know the feel of his willy in his mums arsehole

ladies indeed

>The disabled man from Northampton picked up the sex workers from the bustling beachfront road in notorious Pattaya before taking them back to his room at the Basaya Beach Hotel and Resort.

>The holidaymaker got unchanged while the three prostitutes, aged around 25 to 30-years-old, lounged in the room. He left to take a shower but was horrified when he returned to find the room bare.

>Police said two suspects were identified as Thai woman Chantakarn Donlueam and transgender prostitute Ekkarat Marknok after leaving their IDs at check-in. The third suspect, who did not show ID to reception staff, is still being identified.

Zapdos came back for me!

Smoking weed

>>212851280
he had a stroke and then he had a stroke haha do you get it

>>212851280
not to be a knobend but what did he honestly expect

Zapdos my gold Kanto medal :3

mental illness general

started with 350K stardust and powered up a bunch of Pokemon and now I have 370K stardust

>>212851372
"About half" of the people in this general would be thrown in the loony bin 300 years ago.

>>212851387
started from the bottom now we here

cute!

dentistberg emailing me to say I'm due my check up appointment

not been in about 3 years but I do floss and brush daily. Still they'll get me for the ol' scale and polish and probably some other extra thing too, can't get away without paying at least 50 quid or so.

honestly i’m quite hyped about ye’s new album, the 4 songs released are bretty good

>>212851393
and that'd be a good thing

holy shit a mew!!

>>212851440
>>212851387
how old are you

>>212848799
Watching Frasier

Quite stylish.

>>212851447
27

>>212851409
Wigger

jealous of my mew ^

got a job interview lined up, fuck i don't want to go through this song and dance again but i got no choice ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>212851462
nigger

>>212851406
50 quid? Seems a bit low

>>212851483
sometimes I think about quitting work, burning through my savings and then when they've run out I walk into the woods and end my own life

hopefully you are all getting good rewards from the event and the challenge rewards the event gives

even saka's gait is monkey like
don't think it's racist to compare him to one

>>212851476
do you think you'd be happier if you spent your time like a healthy normal person

>>212851526
I am, desu

>>212851543
screaming

Tfw toilberg tomorrow. Gotta drink a bottle of wine to fall asleep at a reasonable hour

>>212851476
Crazy how you can never get Mew in proper Pokemon games

>>212851517
that's a bit morbid mate, don't do that.

>>212851558
I would just Google it nowadays

keep waking up at 4am

>>212851485
Das rayciss

>>212851526
retard bullshit. No she wouldn't be. No normal person is happy. She's not happy either but she's probably less miserable than the average normal person.
Fun fact: God could have made every human happy, yet never made a single happy one; he made them prize their bitter life, yet stingily cut it short; gave his angels eternal happiness unearned, yet required his other children to earn it; gave his angels painless lives, yet cursed his other children with biting miseries and maladies of mind and body; mouths justice and invented hell—mouths mercy and invented hell—mouths Golden Rules, and forgiveness multiplied by seventy times seven, and invented hell; mouths morals to other people and has none himself; frowns upon crimes, yet commits them all; created man without invitation, then tries to shuffle the responsibility for man's acts upon man, instead of honorably placing it where it belongs, upon himself <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

>>212851560
wasting your whole life toiling is more morbid than going out like a champion

>>212851566
>>212851558
>>212851534
you think this is normal for a 27 yo

>>212851577
Sounds like you chose a shit profession. I like my job

Alarm randomly changed from 06:30 to 08:01 wtf.
If I didn't have to get up to piss earlier I'd have been truly fucked.

>>212851582
nigger did you come here just to judge? fuck off back to your general
>>212851577
suicide isnt "going out like a champion" its giving up

>>212851571
alri grandad

Mad how NatSocLad (formerly commiemong) created the biomass gimmick

>>212851597
There was another lad, possibly yourself, who also thought he literally invented the word itself lmao

Any Brits put an ice lollie up their arse on a hot summers day?

They’re so evidently importing an army to finish off the young native men so they can then live over a planet of obedient brown drones forever.

Imagine most of the places in Britain repopulated with South Asians, Africans, Gypsies. They can literally rewrite history, invent new culture, keep the low IQ brown masses compliant with drugs and expertly refined marketing and propoganda (they already do this). With AI and genetic engineering they could rule as god kings. A dark future indeed.

The only thing stopping this is the native population. Who still feel “English” and think that England should still be full of English people and feel like England. They have a standard they hold their homeland to. The biomass doesn’t.

>>212851592
I think it's a matter of perspective. Like suicide is selfish i agree it makes other people suffer if they cared about you so its punishing the wrong people if you're going for that. But it really is the end of all suffering forever. After we die there is nothing and that's good because its the closest thing to paradise there can ever possibly be. Like having a sleep without dreaming but you never wake up. It seems so peaceful.

>>212851621
FOY
Nobody cares what your grease soaked brain thinks

>British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy
>Staff reported constant noise, and witnessed ‘drug deals and prostitution’, as well as a ‘24-hour orgy'
aahh nooo don't put me in the sex hotel full of Italian women im going insaaaaane

rorke inventing words that are already in the dictionary

>>212851631
Well my grease soaked brain would like to express itself maybe

y'all are hopeless

>>212851651
sybau

sdiybt

>>212851592
>giving up
more like opting out of a raw deal

Every time I get drunk I redownload hinge and tinder then send outlandish quaint messages to females then we I wake up I delete the apps before seeing a response. Better not to know

śmierć i zniszczenie

>>212851675
Just think of all the women who were enamoured by your message and the disappointment they have when they see the man of their dreams has fallen off the face of the earth.

>>212851621
i don't understand how void can be paradise its just void, that wouldn't change no matter now painful life is. you can find meaning in resisting the forces of the world, that's the human experience

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sex is fucking weird man. I wish we just reproduced by having the female consume the male and get pregnant that way

britain is for poles

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>kill self to escape this hell hole
>get reborn as some gypsies work mule

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>>212851721
that'd be an easy way out for you, wouldn't it

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>New figures show UK unemployment is up from 4.6% to 4.7%
when are they gonna knuckle down?

>>212851710
There is no meaning. You can't resist the forces of the world, there's nothing to resist. You are part of the forces of the world. Life is about constantly being in a state of anxiety because that's what nature is about. Thinking beings that are suffering will try to get out of that suffering, and so are more likely to increase their own conditions and chance of reproduction. It is impossible to be happy while we have any sort of consciousness.
Void is nothing, that's why its good. Have you ever been in the middle of something where you didn't exist and been having a bad time? No. For the 4 billion years before we were born we were fine. And it will be like that again very soon.

>>212851710
There's a take going around on suicide putting it into perspective of being stuck on the top floor of a burning building and choosing to jump off rather than being consumed by the flames.
Of course being depressed or whatever is different from being in that situation. But they're both choosing to avoid the upcoming or ongoing pain you're suffering from.
If it's that bad, I get it. Even without the promise of paradise, you get to stop immediately everything that's causing you turmoil.

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>212851755
dont know if this is breaking the rules or not

>>212851790
it's off topic, thus breaking the rules

let's find out

>>212851710
im >>212851752
just wanna say that if you're feeling bad don't listen to me im literally very mentally ill and am in a mood, you can be happy and you will be happy someday. Much love.

in my room listening to bob marley while I'm posting this AMA

ugly little cunt

>>212851818
Smoking weed and listening to Electric Wizard. :/

>>212851829
which album? I only like their first 3 but even then its a bit played out for me now

>>212851752
you can create meaning, and if you truly believed this you would have already kys
>>212851754
I can understand that, but most people aren't facing a painful and guaranteed death tho so its not an accurate analogy.

Even if we assume your in an awful situation your in massive amounts of debt, your going to jail, whatever, is jail or homelessness really worth ending everything over? i dont think so really

>>212851802
brown south asian nipples are british culture

where are the brits

>>212851820
I don't blame the kid I don't even blame the parents I blame capitalism for allowing this shit to get made even though shes a nazi and donates to far right causes

>>212851842
come my fanatics. return trip is my fav song of theirs

>>212851587
>>212851483
What do you do

>>212851843
>>212851812
ah shit sorry, should have refreshed the page before posting, im sorry to hear that mate. best wishes fren

>>212851870
yeah its a good tune

maybe some people would choose the flames

>>212851873
there are two kiwis here im the one who has the job interview im a neet

>UK jobs market continues to weaken
Brilliant

>>212851873
im the other kiwi and I work in mental health support for youth

>>212851885
hope you get it if you want it, jobs are scary

>there are two kiwis here
Seems unlikely

>>212851883
might be a flame atronach in there

>>212851897
more recruits for the NEET chad army get in

>>212851911
yeah?

what is the point of your life

>>212851897
get the UBI implemented

>>212851938
thinking there is a point is reddit. Stop trying to figure it out cause you can't. Just sit in the sun, listen to good music, cook some nice food, pet some animals, try to enjoy the ride

>>212851910
thanks mate, I do too

>>212851938
Basically I'm just sort of sad a lot of the time and also wank a lot

Misty out

>>212851843
I agree they are two different scenarios. But to answer your last question some people would answer that honestly, yes. There is no need to continue to exist in suffering, with a near (within the perspective of the person suffering) guarantee of it continuing for as long as you can foresee. Especially when the emotional anguish prevents enjoying even the little things in life that makes generally satisfied people happy.
I don't subscribe to the
>feeling sad? kill yourself
Mentality. But there are some who have done it where I can't fault them or blame them.

>>212851963
British people really live in these shoe box houses?
How are the immigrants meant to flourish in those sort of conditions, no wonder they rape you

>>212851959
Ktim

>>212851980
Those houses are actually really nice

>>212851980
they get given the mansions because they have 12 kids

lying to the BMI calculator to feel good about myself

Think I’ve given myself a wasting disease from Chinese industrial chemicals

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>>212851991
Baby don’t do that

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

they're put real cocaine back in US coca-cola

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

>>212852016
They put real sugar in still and that's worse for you

new when?

>>212847840
>superior player of the match
is it sexist to say man of the match now?

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

>>212852032
Go ahead and make it you lazy fucking cunt

Epstein dindu nuffin

>>212852038
Oooooooooooooooooo you’re hard

>>212852038
sybaubibygda, n

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212852044
I'll fuck you up the arse mate, yeah I'm hard in the dick

>>212852028
Sugar is natural

>>212852055
youve never heard of processed sugar?

>>212852055
So is cyanide

>>212852071
ill hug you up and kiss ur cheek bong

Some fucking nigger yank just now made a reply that made it look like me
Add IDs to this fucking board !+] NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWWWW

>>212852028
how is cane sugar worse than corn syrup

>>212852084
see >>212852046

>>212852084
The other Polish flag is going to get me filtered.

Got high last night and ate so much fucking food

>>212852084
aHHHHHHH I've been EXPOSED
*scurries off into the night yelling to himself*

>>212852095
sounds fab

>>212852088
Did I say it was worse?

new when?

Where's the fucking new?

>>212852100
Nah I’m supposed to be going on holiday in 2 weeks

>>212852105
Yes, see your previous post here: >>212852028

New
>>212852131
>>212852131

>>212852129
>>212852129
>>212852129

What's the rush?

I'm just getting comfy