Thread 212852131

thot and erm bailey edish

ahem

right, do I delete the new that I made or do I leave it for recycling?
fuming me

nothing wrong with 2 blokes giving each other back massages after a long day is there?

>>212852124
Sugar is worse for you than cocaine

>>212852150
your one was first and is the rightful new

>>212852150
Amazing that you think anyone would care

>>212852159
oh my peat

r u fr?

might have a banana

>>212852150
Leave it up sweetheart

Poor lung health
Poor heart health
Probably high blood pressure
Skinnyfat

Need someone to come and sort me out

>>212852150
leave it up, the jannies are nice and will understand
they're probably very busy keeping this board so tidy and won't notice

>>212852166
yeah? you trying to have a go? aye?

Poland straight into the filter list

>>212852176
yeah? REALLY YEAH?
*cuddles you and feeds you pineapple upside down cake*

poo yeah big poo

>>212852176
need this little fella

Sugar is fine if you actually use it not just sit around eating it
Practically everything you eat is metabolized into sugar/glucose anyways
Kill peattards

got too close to the truth and now i'm involved in some serious shit

>>212852208
I thought peat fans were all for eating sugar

>>212852212
turns out it was the jews

Sugar is killing each and every one of you

>>212852229
Good

remember that stuff about epstein leading an elite pardophile ring that involved A-list celebrities and politicians? mental how it was all bollocks

>>212852229
Oxygen is a toxin

wonder why marine biology is such a popular subject to study for foids

>>212852247
Remember how ghizzy got done for trafficking but it turns out she wasn't trafficking to anyone

>>212852247
Trump don't you have another billion dollars to give to the Jews?

>>212852254
What's your point? You don't eat oxygen for breakfast do you

Gn brit

anyone remember this? I 'member
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

>>212852265
yes you do

screaming

>>212852265
Eating it every second of every day of my fucking life mate

>>212852270
yep still think about this lad every now and then, big fan of the everyday normal guy series, me

>>212852268
nighty night

>>212852276
Maybe if you're 40 stone and can't live without an oxygen mask strapped to your face

>>212852270
i remember boys singing that in middle school

Sometimes the things you need are also the things that kill you….
Like.,.. love….

>>212852279
don't get it

poo, poo can kill

imagine putting your poo in the freezer to make it go hard and sharp, and then stabbing someone to death with it
imagine the horror on the detective's face when he pieces together what happened

Did u know thwt for every englishman in the world theres at least 1 british person

>>212852303
small part = small penis

>>212852332
haha that is funny x

was watching a (non-pornographic) film just now and out of nowhere there was this scene where a woman had her hairy fanny out

>>212852332
whats wrong with having a small penis? are you really that infuenced by american black culture over there? In nz its still a sign of intellect and beauty to have a small penis, much like the ancient greeks

think i might be a cuck lads
i'm 30, and gfberg is 28, and for some reason, even though we're not that old, i have fantasies about her shagging younger men (like 18 year olds)

*feverishly researches how to move to New Zealand*

why are there so many dudes on tinder/hinge when I set it to women. I am flattered you like my photos tyson but fuck off

>>212852131 (OP)
you must be fucking joking
what a load of morons you all are

>>212852390
morniiing x

>>212852390
chill the fuck out white boy sit and listen for once

i'm not mentally ill

In America they don’t let you put petrol in your car, you have to sit in your car like a child and let the petrol person do it for you

>>212852405
i believe you!

rorke come in, over

>>212852412
no
only in oregon and new jersey

>>212852412
not quite true, but you have to pay for your fuel before you can pump it because there's no honour among yanks apparently

>>212852422
Oh are Oregon and New Jersey in Canada?

>>212852377
tbf she probably fantasies about the same thing old man

>>212852428
oh are you retarded?

all my exes live in texas and texas is the place and tennessee

>>212852456
i probably look younger and have a better body than you x

>>212852377
>30
>we're not that old

>>212852469
im built like a brick brickhouse sunshine

>>212852463
Oh so they are in America? Just like I said then, thanks.

brick brickhouse

>>212852482
i'm ottermode which is even better

>>212852377
Such an odd fetish. I'm the reverse with girlfriends, I want to kill them if I think they're cheating. Very possessive.

Brick Shithouse mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JorxYJSOdSI

>>212852508
i'm sure that will never blow up in your face and destroy your life

shit brickhouse

>>212852412
This is true. I've been shot trying to petrol my own motorcoach. Dear heavens.

Mad crazy frog has 6.2B listens on YouTube music. Not bad for a 20 year old song

time to turn on the bad 'puter, toodles

>>212852508
Probably why you’ve never had one

>>212852322
there was an ep on CSI where someone froze ice unto thr shape of a bullet and shot someone with it

>>212852530
um

>>212852542
is that possible irl?

>>212852547
he means work you fucking noncebrained cunt

They always suing

>>212852551
yeah

Love it when my venecular seeps into someone else's - shows how much I mentally dominate then.

>>212852536
I've had 2. No need to lash out incel.

>>212852551
no

>>212852557
UM

>>212852576
No course you have lol

>>212852564
my dad went to new york and he said he saw ICE arresting an old mexican woman

I invented memes

ferrets are literally natures onaholes made for vigorous raping

yeah, had loads of girlfriends me. i'd also never lie on the internet

>>212852593
You don't know me retard

wonder if i randomly started signing off all my toil emails with allahu akbar anyone would say anything
probably not, they’d just accept it cause they’re all bloody woke
might give it a go

any humans in?

>>212852597
Your dads a little neek

was having this chat with a bloke down the pub on if chads can have a cuckold fetish or if its impossible. I was saying maybe the fetish lies in the alpha giving up control but old matey wasn't having it and reckoned a true alpha would never want to give up control and wouldn't need a rest. Asked some other punters but they weren't having it

>>212852616
*lowers paw*

>>212852609
I know of you. You’re a virgin, sweaty too

human alpha male

>>212852625
this raises the question of if pimps are alphas

Is the nuka world dlc worth playing

business idea: 8 billion browns housed fed and wanked

saw a woman on the train with hairy legs. disgusting it was

>>212852665
yeah (don't know what that is)

GOOD MORNING
If you woke up broke then you had no business going to sleep.
Get to hustlin my niggas

>>212852689
shut the fuck up

Sir Useless Wanker

too scared to watch amateur porn incase my ex (who I miss dearly) if in it

I want to fuck a foreign girl unprotected

birthday next week
another bloody year, jesus

The guy in front of me is told to remove his leg. He unscrews
it and places it in the tub with his luggage. We watch
his leg disappear through the rubber curtain

as he hops through the airport scanner. His stump
is swabbed alongside another guy’s empty boot,
a tube of toothpaste and a wallet. I’m asked to wheel

past the metal detector and to park myself
where the other travellers await their bags.
A female guard cups my arms, my waist, my breasts.

She asks me to raise myself above the cushion, squeezing
her hand into the gap between my skin and chair.
Below, my five-hundred-pound pressure cushion

protects my skin, bags of coke stashed where the gel
should hold my form. Each bum cheek is perfectly imprinted
in bleached powder. Later, when the taxi driver asks

whether my wheelchair is to support
my benefits claim, I’ll smirk and nod.

>>212852499
actually it's no longer illegal to pump your own gas in oregon, so it is now only in an extreme minority of u.s. states (exactly ONE)
so, your statement "In America they don’t let you put petrol in your car" is very misleading, as in forty nine of the fifty states that is untrue

a virgin is the worst thing you can be

>>212852699
You’re broke

Bit mental how brits used to make so much good music and movies then once the 90s were over decided 'thats me done then'

anyone remember the pussyho meme

>>212852681
rly? find it very hot
it's like they are being intimate with you but outside

>>212852757
yup came out as a 30 year old virgin to a mate the other day
the utter horror
he wont talk to me anymore

>>212852764
there isn't much good modern music in general not really specific to the UK

>>212852757
why is that?

>>212852787
nah there is a lot of modern bands and artists I like, just none from UK

>>212852789
he's a retard

oregon mentioned

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn8179z199vo
wonder if you used double bbc dna here could you make some sort of hyper mandingo

>>212852564
Mental who can sue who over what these days

>>212852764
Arctic Monkeys, Muse, few others, but yeah mostly bad. Zooms try to copyright beats and sell them lol least creative little fucksticks they are.

>>212852811
great minds think alike my friend

>>212852780
whyd you do that get a bit drunk did you

>>212852794
>there is a lot of modern bands and artists I like
Such as?

>>212852811
Imagine if they used rorke and leftypol
A centrist that could conquer the world

>>212852848
What's her yt channel? Need to wank off to her

why is it considered girly and coquettish to wear antlers?

>>212852864
Ruby Grangler

>>212852564
Exterminate biomass.

>>212852883
tyvm

>>212852842
what genres do you tend to like? Idk where to start with music to rec.

>>212852848

dont bother, she is utterly sexless
its impressive how sexless a young pretty slim white woman manages to be but she does it somehow

>>212852811
>2 women and 1 man
youd need to find a woman with an awfully large cock

>>212852932
I want to devour her butthole and pink pussy. She's not sexless, she's just using sex appeal to sell herself the way unimaginative girls do. I'm enjoying her video so far.

>>212852835
yeah and i guess he sensed it cos he straight up asked me if i was a virge

off to my mens mental health group

>>212852753
Is New Jersey in America or Canada

batman deer???

>>212852984
are you dim?

they should make MLE illegal

>>212853015
Can you answer my question

>>212852932
you just know shes on tinder everynight matching with 13 inch congolese boa constrictors and getting her guts mashed up

Sheeeeeeeeeeeesh

>>212853019
I can, yes, but I won't because I don't enjoy conversing with dimwit trolls

>>212853027
Can't see it, doesn't seem the type

>>212853017
what about jre

>>212852848
>@BBCnews: A popular book-toker and author Ruby Granger was killed today in a bizarre stunt after she was hurled more than 30m through the air by a human sized catapult, her family announced on social media
>Oxford University alumnus Ruby Bones, 25, suffered multiple injuries when she missed a safety net after being flung from a medieval-style trebuchet catapult.
>Ms Bones, a literature graduate known as Ruby Granger, was part of the university extreme sports club - the Oxford Stunt Factory - who had visited the trebuchet site in Middlemoor Water Park near Bridgwater, Somerset
>Ms Bones, had been one of five members from the Oxford Stunt Factory to use the £84 per catapult launch

>>212853047
mental this is like $1000 in australia lol

Just fucked the wife with no condom and I'm gonna go to sleep. Bye bye.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVJ7KQPoNMM

its time for the guru

playing the new donkey kong

funny how Donald Glover is always complaining about being held down by whitey when he has a famous millionaire actor dad who helped his career.

This subhuman can’t explain why white women in England keep breeding with Caribbean blacks. This is an uncomfortable truth for wignats in England

>>212853156
Funny how it’s 9 AM on a Thursday and you’re crying about some nobody American actor

>>212853156
He’s literally a white man in a black man’s body. Have you seen how he grew up? He’s an Ivy League art kid, literally went to NYU. He has nothing in common with the average white American let alone the average black American

Many black art kids are just like him.

donald glover is a disgusting little shitbag
in fact he reminds me of a lot of you fellas

>>212853162
Who the fucks that

You hear the one about rorkes dad sending his daughter to do a speech with a bunch of right wing nonces just so he can get his 5 minutes of fame

designer drug ecstasy

my pooey arse

>>212853188
>>212853182
>>212853162
quick question, why have yankposts been particularly dogshit recently?

the ballad of my pooey arse

right but Danny Glover isnt his dad you IDIOT

>>212853209
it's your fault

>>212853196
Funny how it makes you seethe

>>212853162
That Steve Laws?

gaping non-gapable orifices; a treatise

feasting on ketchup packet microplastics

I want to live in another world

Damn, what is this world coming to. Gotta feel sorry for the little tykes, they'll be traumatised for life.

>>212853261
the forpahl blade went snicker-snack

>>212853275
it's vorpal you stupid piece of shit

>>212853261
biomass

>>212853261
>https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/crime/ohio-mom-fatal-stabbing-children-b2789642.html

>>212853254
wish i had been samuel pepys

>>212853297
will let the awkward silence handle this one

>>212853261
stabbings are scary, none of the videos I've seen on the internet disturbed me as much as that polynesian guy who got stabbed in a mall in sydney
the way he seems fine for a couple of seconds, and then you see on his face he realises something is wrong and then he just collapses and dies is awful

>>212853306
you can LARP as him by burying your cheese

>His mother, Beverly (née Smith),[21] is a retired daycare provider and his father, Donald Glover Sr., was a postal worker.
damn what a rich kid how could he relate to the average American

>>212853196
Absolute state of that family

>>212853317
fucking oath yeah that video still haunts me think it was Brisbane though

I am at toil, this is not right

Sir Smart Schoolboy 9!

Why did reform get on the nimby bandwagon for energy infrastructure like battery storage, the great grid upgrade etc?
Additional infrastructure to power things like data centres and industry is only going to help us be a better place to do business and make the green line go up

>>212853365
sounds woke get the coal mines open

rorke on holiday

>>212853365
need the housed fed and wanted line to go up

Coming to this zoo during the day while I’m WFH and interacting with you freaks and outcasts reminds me how lucky I am. Thank you for playing important roles in my life - see, you’re important to somebody, even in a small way!

changed the sparkplug on my lawnmower a month ago and its stopped working again should i try another sparkplug or do something else? think ive also overfilled the oil but dont know how to drain it without just turning it upside down and also dont know if draining the oil will help if its already been overfilled

>>212853365
>>>/pol/

>>212853317
>>212853354
You're probably thinking of the one in Fortitude Valley in Brisbane where they got him in the carotid
Just walks a couple of steps and down he goes

Cheeky £8 price promise voucher from Ocado

That’ll pay for the ice cream and snacks next weekend x

>>212853435
would you rather have a tub of ice cream or 4 beers

Mad how comfy GTA V online was when it first came out in 2013.

went back to vtubers for a few days but I'm done with them now no more vtubers for me

>>212853449
Hard choice desu but probably the ice cream. I like beer but I’m more of a wine drinker myself

>>212853452
GTA 5 is unironically a very good game. People hate on it because they want to be contrarian.

>>212853475
I just don't want to play the same game for ten years, simple as

Do you think humans will ever visit exoplanets (planets outside the solar system), /brit/?

>>212853520
tbf you'd have to fucking brave to use that as a sex toy
better it's covered with butter and dog slobber than blood and poo

>>212853557
nah :(

>>212853557
dunno mate

>>212853557
Much more likely that our robot children will and tell the aliens stories about the funny monkeys that made them

>>212853520
The fuck was that shit

Someone in the Facebook comments called him a "Balloon release kid" and it's absolutely cracked me up.

Fly high wiv da angels xxxx He was just a cheeky chappy woudnt hurt a fly

>>212853659
Looks a right cunt

did anyone else find david thewlis strangely attractive in dragonheart?

women like a man in a clean white shirt

>>212853695
No no he was good to his Nan mate

>>212853712
He's fit

>>212853736
true

Leftypol exposing his innate classism in the comments

>>212853746
You liked David Lynch too.

>>212853659
>the bike he was riding
Imagine buying one of these for your 14 year old toerag son to ride around the roads on. Shit for brains lol.

considering french toast for breakfast

>>212853773
poor guy. not sure why ppl itt laugh about strangers getting killed.

>>212853766
how do you know that?

Was down to 15st 3 today. Aiming for about 13st 7 desu, will probably take another year to work my way down there

Tomorrow marks the 100th anniversary of Mein Kampf

>>212853773
It's a kids bike. I don't see whats wrong with a 14 year old riding it.

>>212853807
Time for a cheeky mcDo's celebration feast methinks

>>212853795
He's only have grown up to stab someone

riding around on the legendary grafted surron in the sky

>>212853800
I never forgot anything about you. Couldn't in a million years.

>>212853820
It is not designed nor permitted for road use, yet he was riding it on the road without a license when he got himself killed

>>212853795
They're an absolute plague mate. And the Police do fuck all to stop them since they're mostly composed of jobsworth cowards with the odd psychos these days.

>>212853828
We don't know that

>>212853776
ever make french toast with cinnamon raisin bread? it's nice
I like to add a little nutmeg to the custard mixture as well

>>212853820
It's a 110cc motorcycle which you need a license to ride on the road.
>Category A1 (Light Motorcycle): Minimum age 17. Maximum 125cc engine capacity and 11kW power output.

>>212853853
>Dylan Batty
scmrsing

>>212853853
not sure your understanding of jobsworth is correct

>>212853853
Looks to be a different guy. So what, I rode dirt bikes as a teen. I never rode recklessly or tried to hurt anyone.

>>212853853
>dylan batty
oh my days

>>212853889
>Looks to be a different guy.
Not shit you fucking retard

bunch of sissies in this thread that never engaged in any normal boy activities so you hate boys that are adventurous. pathetic really.

see a lot of urban youths on these e-motorbikes these days

they're actual motorbikes, just powered by a battery

>>212853923
let the mandem ride, rorke

>>212853845
>>212853868
just bad luck for the poor lad. maybe should have started on a 50cc moped

>>212853390
Mad that the greeters are the fit ones

>>212853844
are you my mom?

>>212853919
love adventurous boys do you yeah

my desk chair absolutely reeks of arse and sweat. how do i clean it?

>>212853917
I've died in make believe. Alert the actors playing my parents!

>>212853866
no i never do any of that, its just bread soaked in pancake batter and cooked in a buttered pan, then icing sugar sprinkled on top.

doesn't make sense actually my mom was always forgetting things about me

>>212853945
get your sweaty arse off it and give it a clean and febreeze it and set it outside for 6 hours

nigga name batty

>>212853938
No. I'm sorry, that was weird of me to say. Forget it . I'm filled with regret..

>>212853659
You can be groomed into sexual activities but not crime

>>212853967
scrom

>>212853961
pancaked batter? why??? it's meant to be just egg and milk or cream

Doing a cheeky browse of /r/ukvisa

Glad to announce LaqueeshaBabyDaddy77 has just been granted citizenship!

Poor lad, he had dreams of being a doctor as well

lookatar

>>212853981
no its pancake batter, egg, milk and flour. thats how its always been made in my family.

Your beauty is burned into my brain. I wish I'd never seen you.

>>212853981
I don't know why there's a d at the end of pancake
forgive me

Meeting done. Gonna drive to Maccies and pick up some brekkie. I’ll probably order two McMuffin meals (both for me)

McGriddles are grim as fuck
Totally unsuited to the Australian palate

>>212853970
oh you're just teasing me

there's an STV weatherman called Sean Batty

my gran was telling me he's gay. Not sure how she could know such a thing but she insist he is. I suspect she says these things to encourage me to come out to her (but I'm not gay I'm just a 30 year old virgin, a sensitive young man).

>>212854008
*jiggles your belly*

>>212854023
If you've watched him for even 5 minutes you'd know he was gay.

just realised ive been paid over the threshold for nearly 2 years and ive never been charged any student loan wtf

>>212854059
He doesn't speak with the gay voice though.

8 cans of guinness on a work night someone needs to give me a good kicking

>>212854060
They'll come for you soon enough. They always do.

lots of 30 year old virgin men here seems a waste of my life talking to you

>>212854069
Watching STV with the telly off are you? Helen Keller could clock him.

>>212854105
erm I'll have you know I have a lot of very salient takes on women, society, politics and other topics despite being afraid to speak to women and never having seen a vagina or bare boob in real life

*starts sparking cunts the fuck out*

>>212854023
I can tell he's gay just from that photo

CORR CORR CORR GET IN LADS

>>212854135
honestly thought he was just a sensitive young man like myself

seems I am bad at recognising such things

>>212854151
Fat fuck

Dadberg got fired from his job lads lmao, over 10 years. Nearly 20k payout though. Fired for cost cutting? Maybe a little. He is a typical brit poster who loves banter and seething and hates authority. He's one of the OG lads in a world full of soys and corporate autotrons.

>kicked out of school
>fired from many jobs
>still comes out on top every time

Reminder to do what the fuck you want lads because the alternative will crush you and you'll lose. 20k pay out is madness.

>>212854023
For me its sara blizzard or the lass with a stump

>>212854151
they could take out the common factor (caremalisation) on that label and save on ink

>>212854180
>Reminder to do what the fuck you want lads
Nigger mentality

>>212854180
Is he sexy? Will he be my daddy too? ;x

>>212854180
wouldn't say no to 20k but it's still a ballache losing your job, especially when you're 10 years deep and obviously had no prior intention to move

>>212854203
A) See you in 3 lad
B) You've llived a life if cuckdom and submission. Make that banter, do a seethe, show hostility toward authority. Or just remain in your cuck cage LOL

>>212854023
>I'm just a 30 year old virgin, a sensitive young man
you the la who came out to his matey as a virgin the other day?

I fantasise about being made redundant from my job as well because I would also be owed about £30k. Would probably go travelling for a year or two on that.

>>212854229
Ok nigger, crying as he reports to janny. Pathetic

bluds eating lamingtons

>>212854246
SCREAING

>>212854218
He did part time work so he's able to increase hours there whilst he likely retrains into a different field that pays more and has flexibility. I think he needed this change and it's good for him, really good. Probably move somewhere quiet and nice instead now he isn't tied down.

>>212854246
KTIMD

>>212854246
sdcrom

>see you in 3

uh oh I think I'm witnessing something. I can't say what I think I'm witnessing because then others would be witnessing me so that's as much as I can say but I do think I am witnessing that specific thing

>>212854270
How big is his cock? x

Violation he's just fedora'd my dad omdz

>>212854151
good lord

Those are not fucking lamingtons
Lamington cake is sponge with chocolate and shredded coconut
I will accept substituting the chocolate for strawberry icing and some variation in potential jam fillings but the coconut and sponge are non-negotiable

Might run that one up the flagpole and see if janny salutes

>>212854283
should be allowed to change their oil in the women's toilets if you ask me

>>212854194
>save on ink
remember no frills products?
a lot of people avoided them like the plague and it's easy to see why
they were like something from 1984

reuse
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>>212852129