Thread 212861633

thanks china
have you thanked china for making robovacs actually good in your country?

>>212861633 (OP)
How does a coffee maker make your house clean?

>>212861688
it drives around and vacuums and mops and cleans itself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H3k9-XbQQc

>>212861688
it has a water reservoir so it's a mop too

>>212861913
>Roborock

More like ROBOCOCK!

>>212861633 (OP)
I don't know. I don't own any robotic anything.
I use a normal vacuum cleaner.
I have too many thick rugs for one of those automatic ones to work.

>>212862156
>I have too many thick rugs
a lot of robovacs today have carpet cleaning modes
>>212862128
racist

>>212862536
>a lot of robovacs today have carpet cleaning modes
Not for 10cm shag carpets.

i have an all american roomba

>>212861633 (OP)
I mean, I guess I do have a chinese maid cleaning my house

>>212861633 (OP)
iRobot (Roomba) is about to go bankrupt because zhangs are dumping these knockoff stuff at distressed prices.

>>212863951
they're about to go bankrupt because they can't innovate for shit, the only reason mop+vac combos exist is thanks to chinks, it took roomba ages to make one meanwhile china is already on the next trend with robots that literally pick up debris with an arm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Q6hE4cKPM

>>212861633 (OP)
My neighbors house burnt down because of a robot vacuum. It was a 2024 RoborockQ8 Max+. According to the insurance company (who contacted the manufacturer) it was most likely a faulty battery from factory but since they couldn't prove it, they refused to pay.
I will never buy anything with a huge battery in it like that.
My phone is enough.

>>212863951
>look at Roomba
>their most basic model without the water cleaning shit, just the basic disc cleaner is $500 on Amazon

Who the fuck buys this shit? A VERY basic vacuum cleaner, with more vacuum power costs $50.

I can buy a fucking mid-range Dyson for $500.

>>212864398
People are extremely lazy and retarded.
One of the newest things is putting "AI Powered" on the box of literally everything since people pay extra for it. Even if it's bullshit.
Walk through the store and everything from toasters to night stand lamps have "AI" today.

>>212862156
baZed, i own a Electrolux one too

>>212864484
Everything nowadays is gimmicky. I went to the local hardware store to replace my fluorescent lights when they've died after a decade. Wanted to replace them with LEDs, since I'd likely die before they do.

Apparently, lights nowadays requires "wifi" to set them up and shit. You have to install the lights, and then use your phone to "connect" to your lights, download an app, and then you can control your light's brightness and colours.

Like... why? I'm sure there's some "AI powered" shit in there where it'll dim and brighten itself depending on the time of day or whatever bullshit.

>>212864686
Yeah I don't understand it. Maybe I'm just old (33 kek) but I hate all the modern crap today.
All my lamps are still old fashion warm yellow light bulbs. €3 for a 2 pack. Suits me fine.

>>212861633 (OP)
Literal spyware and not your own belonging. Otherwise I would have bought one.

i bought a dyson v15 for like 660 euro
it's fucking great though

>>212865252
Dyson is the apple of vaccums

>>212865252
You don't look like that.
>>212865413
They are. They look great, and their suction is marginally better than regular vacuums at 20% the price. For example, their fans are actually shittier than cheaper fans, but people still buy them because they look "cooler".

I'd still buy a Dyson if I had the money to splurge, since it's not shit like their fans.

>>212862156
You are missing out.

>>212863951
the company actually went bankrupt long time ago, other companies just sell under their brand bc of brand recognition they dont actually make vacuums anymore

>>212865689
>needs to charged
Fuck no. Get that shit away from me.
I like cables. I do not want something that won't work when the battery eventually turns to shit.
My last vacuum cleaner lasted me 13 years and would have lasted even longer if I hadn't spilled water on it.
How many charges until those cordless vacuums die? 300 cycles? 500 cycles?
I vacuum 2-3 times per week, takes 30-40 minutes for my house each time.
No thank you. Waste of money.

>>212861633 (OP)
human maid >>>> robotic crap.

>>212865883
I really enjoy being able to vacuum out the entire apartment in one go.
Or doing the entire car interior without needing to find a way to get a wire over there.

>>212866172
Well I have a big old 148m2 house. Battery would be dead before I am done with one sweep.

>>212866332
>big old 148m2
europoors i…

>>212866447
It's from 1781. It will be standing long after I am gone.
How long does the average cardboard McMansion last?

>>212866447
Are you pretending you are not living in a 12sqm cuckqueen bug-city hive?
Because you are