Thread 212869623

LOVELY FUCKING CANS WITH A LOVELY FUCKING SMILE edish

Canslad rules /brit/ with an iron but fair fist

>>212869623 (OP)
annoying fucking cunt with a shit fucking thread edish

>>212869615
could do a few things here, couldn't you...
just a few things, just do a few interesting things with this one...

>>212869661
>>212869667
A can drinker vs a can erm, wanker?

absurd

>>212869665
honestly can't tell if it's AI or real

>>212869623 (OP)
she is very pretty

>https://www.ethnicity-facts-figures.service.gov.uk/uk-population-by-ethnicity/demographics/age-groups/latest/#age-profile-by-ethnicity
interesting

>Burger sauce in separate pots and not on the food please, so 3 pots total for the order. PLEASE do not send less than 3 again as i've paid for 3.
What are you lot like

>>212869665
>>212869696
The Mandela effect

>>212869711
you won't be so smug when i get my three pots total of lovely burger sauce.

>>212869351
Absurd image. National Socialism is rule of blood. And as far as I'm aware, only Israel does that.

Burger sauce. On a kebab. Mental.

watching rorke livestream on tiktok

neoliberal bull logging in

>>212869778
10cm en dun

if you eat takeaway slop you are eating human faeces

>>212869778
why did you decide to dedicate your life to brit

>>212869572
why are they so sexually liberated and hot for fucks sake

>>212869698
That graph is very misleading. The stats in the table below are more clear

biomass just riding around on bikes

bitches know they can't catch me

>>212869623 (OP)
Why do you pretend to drink beer?

>>212869750
You better post a picture x

>>212869808
um

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1752376779259960.webm

so this is rorke

>>212869798
HOOTING AND HOLLERING

What the HELL is burger sauce?
'chup and 'stard not enough for you?

>> 212869629

>Yes it did. You are not a native, by your own admission.
It took my grandparents in. I think that was great, but this is not the country I grew up in. I’m allowed to say that


>>212869401 (You) #
>I’m saying it will happen, not that it’s a good thing.

My mistake. That is how I see most foreigners, leftists and even journos talk.

It’s how low iq people talk. They feel bad not having achieved anything in their own lives, this way they can blame others for their failures and take glee in the downfall of a once great nation.

>>212869696
i thought it was a video game glitch at first but i think it might actually be real

it was all a meme,
i used to read r/magazine

RETVRN

>bmaf advert
what did they mean by this

the fuck is burger sauce

cant be shitting arsed with this bollocks

>>212869866
pack it in rorke

>>212869823
these will explode in value when they all die
bigger than bitcoin

reevesbros not like this...

can one of you blokes get me a date with Lauren Alexis?

>>212869904
me still in my bedroom

>>212869904
katy upstairs with windrush

>40 year old virgin referring to himself as "canslad" to a bunch of students and blokes in their 20s
catastrophically pathetic behaviour

The shrinking birth rate is crazy and affects everything else in society.

Watching a video of some zoomer guy rightly pointing out how boomers and even Gen Xers usually grew up with two siblings, plus of course communities were more tight knit and you had big groups of friends in school, parties, pubs/bars were full of young adults.

But nowadays it's more common for there to be just one child per family. Everyone in a pub is old. Kids don't have friends nearby.

And we're all on the cans, the lovely lovely cans. All fo the cans and the cans.
We're all drinking the cans
because we love the lovely lovely cans

Cans!

>>212869904
leftypol hates this

>>212869623 (OP)
Stop posting this pure angel on this cursed board

Really hope you lads don't patronise takeaways and other non-British businesses / money laundering / child trafficking fronts

lurking in falmouth

>>212869823
I only know four of these, am I getting old?

Hypothetically, if someone called me up and started telling me about government schemes for boilers or something but it was a woman with a nice sounding voice and I started touching myself while on the phone pretending to be interested until I finish, is that illegal?

>>212869936
he's not real

>>212869698
I thought it meant there are more mixed children under 5 than white children under 5. Then I realised it doesn't mean that. Instead it means that the most populated age group among mixed people is under 5. For white people the most populated age group seems to be 18 to 24.

>>212869841
that is the plan yes

>>212869874
>>212869912
it's like ketchup+mayo+mustard+pickle
i think
very very nice with dark meat

>>212869936
he's actually closer to 50

>>212869823
mental how fit eva lovia was in her prime

phone call with pater in 20
will have to listen to him ranting on about starmer for an hour i suppose
sick of it

>>212869935
Your dad buried in the garden

>>212869852
adult brazilian women I mean

We live in hell because the wrong side won WW2. It's that simple.

Has the Axis won, Europe would've been revived for another 1000 years. They stood for a New National Socialist Order without exploitative capitalist liberalism and Asiatic Bolshevism.

post that webm you know the one

>>212869984
that looks fucking vile

>>212870008
The one with that lad and the deer?

Rain on the way

Asiatic Goonerism.

>>212869998
scream

>>212870017
it's just a pinkish orangey coloured bottle what are you on about

>>212870025
lovely

Fucking Hell, lads
Canslad has had a genuine fucking business idea

Be one of those therapists, convince a college Sadhbh to get a job where she makes money and give me the money

>>212870008
It's in OP

>>212869939
yeah all those muslim single child families

pou eisai re

>got a mortgage offer in principle of £140k ontop of £70k deposit from living with mummy and daddy for the past 5 years
>can now start looking for a house with a value of up to £210k
>can get a 3 bedroom with monthly repayments of £650pm
>can easily rent out two of those rooms for that amount
>can pay my mortgage in 1/3 the time with essentially three incomes paying it off
>can then buy another home and repeat the process when I'm in my 40s
about to become the diego of north wales

>>212869912
its the shit they put on big macs but own brand

>>212870063
Get them sterilised.

>>212870043
looks like wood glue

rorke and the lads blocking a police van

can't stop thinking about Rorke

lipsing with falmouth (foulmouth) uni gyal outside the packet station

Just when I thought I couldn’t get more pathetic I’ve forced out a fart and shit myself a bit

absolutely mental how badly boomers fucked up this country. legitimately fucking mental.

you guys notice how there's rarely any black people in pubs

>>212870093
When Whites start realising the state is their enemy then things are gonna go so fast your head will spin.

>>212870117
never seen a black drink a pint

>>212870117
that's why pubs are nice

>>212870116
do sum about it then

>bmaf thread
wyd?

>>212870093
RISE UP

>>212870059
wtf

>>212870057
whom

>>212870117
black people dont drink alcohol

Rorke browsing steam for a game just as his mum comes in his room

looking in the mirror and being reminded that ontop of being short, poor, stupid, and autistic, I am also quite ugly

>>212870124
>You'll see
>Im telling ya
>It'll happen

They did send 3 in the end. Bab looks nice too

>>212870103
doing lines in packet station toilets

>>212870227
you tried being a bartender tho??

>>212870212
given how low sexual assault cases are in Japan - it's weird how 90% of the Jav that I see get posted are CNC stuff. makes me suspect that it's actually just really common over there but rarely reported.

>>212870237
pov small boat cronem just arrived at the migrant hotel

many people are saying cansland is a 51 year old disabled nonce who lives above a vape shop

>>212870260
Happy for you :)

>>212870227
at least you're not fat like me. ate at least 5k calories today

>>212870230
You're brown

>>212870278
Not sure how true the bit about the vape shop is to be fair to him

>>212870272
how small is a boat exactly? bigger than 10cm?

>>212870260
give them a bad review anyway aha x

*paces up and down my runt-cage in a melancholic fashion*

fih

>>212870300
And we've replace you while you did nothing thanks boss :)

>>212870328
SCROMING

>>212870298
oh lawd he coming

>>212870298
soul

>>212870328
you should be sleeping sunshine
*sparks you out cold*

>>212870321
not with those man shoulders

>>212870278
>vape shop

Now this is fucking kino

Studying the general to keep it alive once the brits get knocked off

>>212870341
>>212870347
biggest incels on the planet

>>212870260
scraniel would've loved this post

>>212870328
what the fucking hell

Video game shops like GAME and Gamestation were pure unadulterated British soul in the late 2000s to early 2010s.

not changed my bedsheets in a year

>>212870194
get him booked

The government is spending £1 billion pounds a year now on housing a hundred thousand collaborators from Afghanistan

Baby girl, yuh a carry ten ton a phatness, gimme some a dat
Mixed wid di badness, look how she hot (gyal, yuh hot)
Shaped like goddess, but a nah jus dat
Is a good piece a mentals under di cap (ha)
Hot piece of game an' mi love how yuh trod (stepper)
Watching every step a di pepper deh weh yuh got (pepper)
Stayin' in my brain, memory nah detach (memo')
Mainly my aim is to give you this love

>>212870394
the women in the videos?

scranned some bbw's arsehole after a club night doing coke and mandy and i've been spaffing to the thought every since

>>212870388
Just make some posts about doing a poo and having a wank and you'll fit right in

Sir Afghan Houser

>>212870430
I'm so lit, so lit, my girl
Suh lemme see you roll it, roll it, my girl (ha)
Mi love it when yuh bend and fold it
Now let mi bone it
And let mi own it, my girl (woo)

If Whites die out, then humans will never leave Earth and settle other planets.

Spaceflight is an Aryan product (von Braun, Tsiolkovsky, Goddard, Oberth). Literally the purest form of the Aryan sky-oriented nature.

We've used up most of our easy to access to resources. So when society collapses if Whites go extinct, then the other races will not be able to restart civilisation.

There will simply be a planet of peasants squabbling until the Sun consumes it.

I think this would be a catastrophe and would rob us of the beautiful Nordic future envisaged by works such as Legend of the Galactic Heroes.

dont care what anyone says

"shagging" a fat girl or munter doesnt make you a shagger

I'm 1/16 yank
my great nan on my mum's wife's side is from rhode island

>>212870272
AKA your mum's house

>>212870464
henlo friend

Ofcom status?

>>212870424
>people who betrayed their own country for money
>the government tries to act like they're our allies and heroes

>>212870468
nice try but im going to continue shagging your mum

>>212870479
ofcom wont do shit theyve already been dealt with

>>212870008
ok

>>212870468
mate, fat girls are notoriously hard to fuck
they've got a bigger ego than skinny girls
used to bonk skinny bitches on the night out but fucking a plump bird feels better

>>212870272
soon to be Sir Hymen Snapper

>>212870472
>rhode island
So she was most likely British Isles descent anyway

>>212870479
wanked

>>212870272
snapped a video of crodie picking up a girl 30 seconds after meeting her

no one care me

he genuinely can't resist posting it lol

>>212870507
there's an important difference between plump and fat. Nothing sexy about the whole bed creaking and moving when she lies on it nothing sexy about gunt fanny smell

>>212870491
>>people who betrayed their own country for money
but enough about the govt

>I'm 1/16 yank
>my great nan on my mum's wife's side is from rhode island

>>212870523
mmhmm clapmeat secured x

>>212870479
telt.

>>212870506
um sauce?

>>212870059
LOL!
dat green grinch do be snapping sum hymen dis chirsmass

>>212870465
China has already sent humans into space and India is working towards that. So you're wrong.

>>212870523
no you didnt you saved it from your interracial gay fetish wank

These GTA SA Missions Were Originally Totally Different

>>212870582
kys

>>212870587
liverpool night out video, google it

>>212870523
you are worthless lol

>>212870572
10cm en dun

um sauce in separate pots and not on the food please, so 3 pots total for the order. PLEASE do not send less than 3 again as i've paid for 3.

>>212870579
right here mate haha >>212870260

>>212870528
:(

there are a lot of lads bragging about pavement peeling hogs in front of a kebab shop at 3AM in this thread and it always sounded grim to me

>>212870610
me?

>>212870523
this katy looks a bit brown

>>212870572
>>212870587
>>212870614
more clapmeat secured by the skinny flipflop wearing small boat cronem a mere 30 seconds after meeting these lasses

I Have

to
pinch Myself !!

timmy: you are worthless lol
cronem: lets mek jamaican baby

LOL

>>212870589
remember that one you couldnt complete if you had used cheats throughout lel

I'm not big I'm not small what am I?

>>212870584
Using technology invented by Whites.

Why is this animal abuse?

>>212870654
your life ends next friday

no one care m-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

⟒⟒ ⊑ ⊬ ⋏.

>>212870662
wtffffffffffffffffff
gary eats
rate my takeaway
greeno eats
>.<

Cans status?

>>212869696
yeah AI just keeps getting better and better

Is this place more horny than usual or am I imagining things

>>212870667
your dad is dead and his legacy is a failure

still can't believe the goverment literally smuggles afghans into our country despite knowing how dangerous they are

notice how in the uk even the ugly old black men get the young clapmeat EASY

>>212870579
no idea..

this is unironically your last opportunity to get on board before the stable coin giga boom, you already missed 2 and still have an opportunity to jump on board before the best cycle yet

don't waste it

>>212870738
corrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>212870676
I dunno how much China and India developed independently, but it doesn't matter. You said that if whites die out then humans won't settle other planets. I'm saying that's probably wrong. It's not relevant whether China/India copied white people or not.

Pic related, an Indian rocket

>>212869665
genuinely funniest post of the thread

can we all agree to stop posting gay interracial fantasies in this thread x

>>212870737
LOL and he shorter than her too
lil timmy seething behind the camera x

>>212870738
er
can see her vulva

>working at a buffet
>we shut at 17:00
>group of four tarq lads walk in
>everything was washed and put away already since we shut in 10 minutes and usually we have no customers past 16:00 anyway and usually we just cook to order anyway
>toilberg starts telling me to start whipping up new batches of everything
>ask if I can just take their order and just make what they want
>toilberg starts having a hissy fit with me for even suggesting we do something that we do all the time anyway
>make new everything
>tarqs take barely any of it so there's a shitload of waste
>toilberg has another hissyfit with me for there being so much waste
>he then tells me that I need to rewash everything, including the vents (which is like a 30 minute job which I've already done)
>only two people were booked on the close and one of them didn't show up so I'm doing the work of two people for the wage of one
>have to do pretty much the entire close for a second time on my own
>toilberg helps me with NOTHING - just sits in his office listening to music and counting money
>end up leaving two hours late because of him
>toilberg pulls me aside and criticises my attitude and calls me "sulky"
>all this for minimum wage which gets pilfered by the government to pay for the gibs of bomalians, dole-dossers, and pensioners
going fucking insane here, lads

>>212870760
*looks at notes*
no

>>212870737
aww you stopped self-harming for a few minutes to post your video collection again?

>>212870696
that's pretty watchable tbf

>Indians spreading to other planets
a disturbing thought

*turns the thread up to 11 like Spinal Cord*

imagine literally getting cucked by your mother and permanently mindbroken from childhood over it

reckon ziedy has an oedipus complex too lol

got no mates
got nothing

why do the only white women with fat arses always go for black guys?

>>212870831
and on top of it, god gave you a 10cm peperami
nun u cud do

>>212870841
https://voca.ro/1kqvbApSZ3j1

was it heathermong who caught his mum getting bummed by a black irishman?

>>212870831
qrd? who's "ziedy" - is this an /britfeel/ thing I'm too much of a normie to understand?

9 o fudging clock already

OBR modelling suggests that a low-wage migrant arriving at 25 will pose a net cost to Britain of about £187,000 by the time they hit 65. Should they live to 85, that cost rises to £769,000, and by the age of 90 it exceeds £1m.

Even migrants earning average wages become less attractive – about a quarter of those aged 25 today will live to 95 or older, by which point their lifetime fiscal contribution has flipped to be heavily negative.

>>212870840
no mates
no memories
no plans
nothing
got nothing

>>212870841
takes black man girth to satisfy the batty

>>212870781
I think that means she's into you, not sure tho

>>212870758
Without White technology those states would collapse.

I'm going to pass convincingly or die trying (by killing myself)

>>212870853
nobody had a 10cm penis
that's basically a vagina

>>212870782
Did you at least take some of the waste home?

don't believe me? watch the video

always a black guy picking up the hot birds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhTfnyXT20U

>>212870859
is ur pecker really 10cm?

The filters have been re-applied.

>>212870867
>normie
FOI

Karlheinz Deschner’s books expose to the public eye a colossal number of crimes perpetrated by the Christian churches that hardly anyone has heard of (which is why the modern West, the spiritual heir of Christendom, is as mad as it is today).

He who controls the past controls the future said Orwell. These two historical lies about Christianity and World War II have kept the Aryan man virtually lobotomised so that today the poor fellow wanders like a zombie in cities full of non-whites.

>>212870871
Same is true for almost everyone that lives outside London.

>working at a buffet
>we shut at 17:00
>group of four tarq lads walk in
>everything was washed and put away already since we shut in 10 minutes and usually we have no customers past 16:00 anyway and usually we just cook to order anyway
>toilberg starts telling me to start whipping up new batches of everything
>ask if I can just take their order and just make what they want
>toilberg starts having a hissy fit with me for even suggesting we do something that we do all the time anyway
>make new everything
>tarqs take barely any of it so there's a shitload of waste
>toilberg has another hissyfit with me for there being so much waste
>he then tells me that I need to rewash everything, including the vents (which is like a 30 minute job which I've already done)
>only two people were booked on the close and one of them didn't show up so I'm doing the work of two people for the wage of one
>have to do pretty much the entire close for a second time on my own
>toilberg helps me with NOTHING - just sits in his office listening to music and counting money
>end up leaving two hours late because of him
>toilberg pulls me aside and tells me "you seemed really cool to begin with but then you got too drunk and kept overstepping boundaries and we dont want to see you again"
fucking hell lads what is wrong with me

mad ting

>>212870867
See >>212866919

>>212870662
get gregg wallace on

Might go t' shop lads, anyone want anything?

>>212870935
>>working at a buffet
>>we shut at 17:00

ok

>>212870782
if you're on minimum wage then there are far bigger fish to fry than complaining that the pittance you "pay" in tax (actually your employer pays it) goes to welfare

always a bit grim to look in the archive at threads from 2023 and seeing gyaldemfreak and heathermong posting the same shit that they're posting in the modern day.

>muhammad
>mohammad
lol
really
if they gets dont get jail time ill be very cross!

my ops are at mcdonalds

>>212870967
A one way ticket to Falmouth please.

>>212870911
you have no value lol

>>212870935
dont look back in anger x

>>212870967
penguin flipper dipper
you can have as many of the biscuits as you like i just need one to scoop all the chocolate out at once

mad how despite being a virgin ive still had a std from improperly cleaning my willy after a wank

it really is a microorganisms world and we're just living in it

>>212870935
yeah take a chill pill spongebob and listen to mr krabs

>>212870911
i thought youtube banned these sort of videos

>>212870935
you can only go up from there

using my smeg instead of feta in a greek salad

need a beautiful pale gf

>>212870993
can't handle the truth mate

>>212870689
post yours first x

chicken dippers and waffles for dinner with curry sauce
yes i am 31

nigger

>>212871040
indeed, you can't handle having no reason to be on this earth, so you try to silence it with gay cuck posts

but you can't

>>212870746
which one

Drinking coffee out of my $100,000,000,000 mug.

>>212870956
don't believe any of this is real. cannot believe a woman would cuck her dying husband this brutally.

>>212871062
nothing wrong with meals like this once in a while. comfort food init

he's cooked

On the cans

going to weigh myself tomorrow. i'm expecting grimness

cronem killah goon sold me some sunglasses yesterday

>>212871077
don't have a cuck fetish mate, just documenting the streets of the uk

>>212871039
pale girls rule the world

>>212871083
XRP

>>212871089
bit late for that isn't it

>>212871077
yeah that's all nice and well but the quicktaps don't stop x

>>212870911
pretty sure creepshots have been outlawed now, no?

>>212871132
this is your life

>>212871132
your dad is still dead x
you still can't stop peeking on mummy x

>>212871126
been recommended that before

>>212871143
>>212871018
nope, as long as it's not upskirt.

>>212871132
how big ur pecker mate? you say ur black so I bet it must be mega x

>>212871111
genuinely honestly have no idea who this guy is

>>212871158
wouldn't recommenced buying at this point ngl lad x

>>212871111
he's cooked finna crash out fr no cap

>>212871175
CEO of astronomy

uh oh he might start getting schizo and crying about the 'one timmy on a VPN' again

>>212871184
why not

>>212871164
10cm on a good day x

>>212871163
either way, it's pretty fucking grim stuff and you should really considering necking yourself for consuming and sharing it

>>212871143
is that why I see 50 posters about upskirting on the tube now

This place is fucked. I am sort of glad that it will be dead soon, because it needs putting out of its misery.

LET
THEM
IN

>>212871227
just like ziedy

>>212871195
mad how a single person can be in charge of a massive scientific field like tat

>>212871202
getting a bit spenny, reaching ATH

>>212871111
392 friends and none told her her husband is shagging about

he like it :)

i see a lot of zoomers with japanese text on their t shirts now. bet they can't read it.

>>212871227
imagine how traumatised the addicted freaks here like heatherpaedo and spainlard will be when they cant post here 16 hours a day lol

>>212871284
>>212871284
>>212871284

>>212871229
ziedbelg's crush

>>212871276
imbecilic cockwombles all

hate how when you're growing out your hair it looks absolutely fucking awful for a good 6 months before it begins to look even vaguely decent

>>212871327
>>212871327
>>212871327