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what does your ideal home look like in your country?

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o̴͚͚͑ǘ̴͍̱̕ŕ̵̞͈͘ ̶̭͐͝g̵̪̓ẽ̶͈͓n̴̫̉̆è̸̳͇r̸̞̟̆̚ä̷̻́ͅt̸͕̚ì̶͕̬͛ȏ̵̬̚͜n̷̼̾̚ ̸̮́̍w̸̠̓i̴̧̛̻l̴̨̤̈l̸̻͕̀̐ ̵̫̪̈́n̶͖̬̎e̵͇̤͝͠v̶̫̚ͅê̷̙̑r̸̭̺̿ ̴̣́a̴͖̤̚f̵̟̐̍f̴͎͇̌ö̷͚͔́̓r̴͇̟̋̏d̸͎̙͐͌ ̷͔̤̿ȁ̶̺́ ̸̤̐h̴̾ͅọ̷̡̏͌m̸͎̑ẹ̸̆
Anonymous Italy No.212871012 [Report]
Chickens require work and smell horribly.
My ideal house is silent, has mosquito nets and good heating/AC.
I don't really care about anything else.
Anonymous Brazil No.212871071 [Report] >>212871816 >>212879283
>>212870868 (OP)
this post somehow makes me loathe women even more

my mother would never. A small apartment with a doorman and own security is best. Calling the plumber is best. Not knowing how to do anything and paying tons of money for simple things is best. The broad couldn't turn the washing machine on. 60yo and she doesn't know how to do basic things. She is proud to maximize her dependency on society. What a shame. Domesticated humans are pathetic
Anonymous Argentina No.212871154 [Report]
I want to live in a high-tech luxury spa staffed entirely by hot women and they all want to fuck me
Anonymous Brazil No.212871178 [Report]
what a lame ragebait, go kys
Anonymous New Zealand No.212871182 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
>a cuckshed in the middle of nowhere is every man's dream
Anonymous Ireland No.212871369 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
I would like a pond like that but it would be way to much work to build and maintain.
Anonymous Peru No.212871375 [Report] >>212871681 >>212873098 >>212875504 >>212877031
>>212870868 (OP)
No, I want to live here.
Anonymous United States No.212871408 [Report] >>212873276 >>212873363 >>212874783 >>212877031 >>212878722
Anonymous Sweden No.212871468 [Report] >>212877031
>>212870868 (OP)
Anonymous Canada No.212871681 [Report]
>>212871375
Someone understands me
Anonymous United States No.212871816 [Report]
>>212871071
Damn i thought this was just a muttmerican thing
Sad!
Anonymous Mexico No.212872786 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
He comes...
ǫ̴̝͖̖̹̣͓̤̼͖̱͕̫̖̤̳̔̐͐͛̓͛͘ͅ ̴͖̩͔̬̻̠̐͂͛̇̓́͜ă̷̖͑̿͆l̷̡͙͖̩̰͔̻̘̾̀͊̂̑̏͊̃̊̽g̸̢̛͎̖̰̰͓̼͈̺̤̰͉͎̩̓́̇̓͛̓͛̄̀̿̍̀͋͠o̷̫̤̤̙̬͌̊̂̔
Anonymous Mexico No.212872993 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
that fish pond is nice. i wont post ai slop of what my dream home looks like but it now involves a fish pond
Anonymous Finland No.212873098 [Report]
>>212871375
Is that a real place or a paiting? I can't tell
Anonymous France No.212873276 [Report]
>>212871408
...fuck
Anonymous Croatia No.212873363 [Report] >>212873438 >>212877998 >>212879112
>>212871408
my place is getting built over into a suburb
planted one of these in my backyard out of spite for the system
will keep planting giant sequoias everywhere non stop
they can call me crazy, but can't stop me
Anonymous Sweden No.212873410 [Report] >>212873573 >>212877031
Anonymous France No.212873438 [Report] >>212873531
>>212873363
you sure showed those fucks 500 years from now
Anonymous Germany No.212873457 [Report] >>212873620 >>212874493 >>212874772
>>212870868 (OP)
This is a fantasy held mostly by people who have never done farmwork. Agriculture even when industrialized on a large scale is an enormous amount of work for those involved. Downsizing to tiny inefficient plots is stupid. Farmers are very good at producing food. Let them do their jobs, and we don't need to individually handpick beans all day or whatever the fuck you think homestead life involves.
Anonymous Croatia No.212873531 [Report]
>>212873438
it has a root which goes like across an entire field and tgrunk the size of a house
it's game over for boomers - when they realize what i have done it will be too late
anything not completely cut down and poured over with concrete spiritually wounds them and this will be the ultimate strike at the heart of the beast
that and also plant giant bushy trees underneath and around every streetlight to dim it
Anonymous Finland No.212873573 [Report]
>>212873410
aika ruattalaista
Anonymous Portugal No.212873577 [Report] >>212873694
>>212870868 (OP)
This is my home.
In a 1200sqm terrain that will have trees and vegetables growing.
Anonymous Croatia No.212873620 [Report]
>>212873457
industrial scale farming is a thing pretty much only in germany because your dumbass government's flurbereiningung programs destroyed all the small farmers, in 90% of the world it actually looks like this
Anonymous Portugal No.212873694 [Report] >>212875545
>>212873577
Anonymous Sweden No.212874266 [Report] >>212874633 >>212875545 >>212876425
>>212870868 (OP)
One can dream. Only type of house that can fit the organ I want. Been playing in the local orchestral hall since I was a kid.
Anonymous Italy No.212874410 [Report]
Anonymous United States No.212874493 [Report]
>>212873457
>We do not do this IN GERMANY
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212874550 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
That looks like a random house in the middle of nowhere in the Baltics.
Anonymous Spain No.212874633 [Report]
>>212874266
Oh yes, I can already imagine you playing [KEYGEN CHURCH - [Full Album].mp3] in that castle.
Anonymous Cyprus No.212874772 [Report] >>212875581 >>212879193
>>212873457
suburban amerimutts larping as ruraloids are mental
it's legit some 60iq behavior, complete delusion
Anonymous Finland No.212874783 [Report]
>>212871408
muricans saw these trees and were like
>yeah, kill 'em
Anonymous Ireland No.212874902 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
Semi detached/detached suburban or semi-rural home would be nice I suppose
> Poland No.212874925 [Report] >>212875471
>>212870868 (OP)
My dream is to live in a bunker with a huge server farm, a quantum supercomputer, a dedicated power plant, and an integrated spa filled with sexy women
Anonymous Germany No.212875435 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
>picrel
looks good to me
it seems a bit cramped. I wouldn't mind a proper meadow and some grazing animals, goats perhaps. some ducks to eat bugs. a few dogs for protection. and cats for mousing. IDK what else makes sense. pigs maybe, they eat everything, good for making corpses disappear.
Anonymous Italy No.212875456 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
Get rid of a few rows of vegetables and replace them with an enclosed chicken coop
Fill half of the roof with solar panels to decrease energy dependence
Plant some rows of corn in the field in the back for the chicken
Add a small shed to store firewood
Add a bridge in the middle of the pond
Get rid of the hammock and replace it with a few benches around the garden
Put a patio that extends out on one side of the house

Then it should be perfect
Anonymous Italy No.212875471 [Report]
>>212874925
I could settle with just the spa and the girls.
Anonymous Germany No.212875504 [Report]
>>212871375
I would like to explore that place.
Anonymous Malta No.212875527 [Report]
Some old townhouse in an alley that leads to nowhere (sqaq) in some old and quiet rural town, preferably in Gozo and somewhere near the town square.
Anonymous Germany No.212875545 [Report]
>>212874266
>>212873694
imagine how much SEX DUNGEON that mountain could fit
Anonymous Germany No.212875581 [Report]
>>212874772
lmao what mod is that?
Anonymous United States No.212875582 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
Needs to be in the mountains near a lake, but besides that, yes this is best. I thank god every day my gf is a femchud.
Anonymous Canada No.212876425 [Report] >>212876838
>>212874266
Can I live in that little shed on the cliffside if I help with chores?
Anonymous Sweden No.212876838 [Report]
>>212876425
Yes. You can be my butler.
You main job will be finding and training cute women for maid duty. I trust in your judgement.
Anonymous Israel No.212877031 [Report] >>212877071
>>212870868 (OP)
yours looks pretty perfect. garden big enough to actually provide some food but not so big its unmanagable/a chore. chickens are fairly low-maintenance in my experience. maybe i'd lose the fish and put someething else there like a flower garden or something
>>212871375
some brutalism looks cool but your pic just looks retarded to me why those gay shapes.
>>212871468
looks like too much work to maintain, pools are especially a nightmare. i like the hothouse next to the house
>>212871408
damn thats a big one
>>212873410
nice
Anonymous Sweden No.212877071 [Report]
>>212877031
>looks like too much work to maintain, pools are especially a nightmare
It is.
Anonymous Brazil No.212877301 [Report]
>having chickens roaming free among your crops and shitting all over around your house
rofl

also farming, even in small scale, is a hard, daily chore. you can't take vacations from it. people who fawn over images like that never picked a shovel in their lives
Anonymous Indonesia No.212877608 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
Yes, usually type of "men" who scared losing full-control, who can't adapt or grow in little harsh environment like tundra or desert, also maybe scared of pipos. That's how weak are the men who want le comfee greenery. They grow with Disney and LotR.
Anonymous Sweden No.212877914 [Report] >>212877963 >>212878263
>>212870868 (OP)
I'm saving up for something like this. Thousands of them standing empty in my part of Sweden.
I can already afford one but I need the budget to repair, modernize and make it comfortable first.
Anonymous United States No.212877961 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
>no access to a road
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212877963 [Report] >>212878030
>>212877914
Must be very cold up there unless it's summer though?
Anonymous United States No.212877998 [Report]
>>212873363
I too planted a giant sequoia on my land.
Anonymous Sweden No.212878030 [Report] >>212879146
>>212877963
I'm used to cold weather. And our houses are made for it.
Anonymous Serbia No.212878088 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
my current one passed on for 200 years.

I might just cut the apple and the 3 grape rows and replace it with cherry trees,do the same with the other shit bush plants we have on the other land replace it all with no bullshit grows every time cherry.
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212878124 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
Anonymous Slovenia No.212878242 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
A subsection of men want this, I belong to a category of that subsection which desires to disappear into the forest and never return.
Anonymous Slovenia No.212878263 [Report]
>>212877914
Looks comfy and isolated.
Anonymous Spain No.212878662 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
Anonymous United States No.212878722 [Report] >>212878743
>>212871408
nothing good will happen building a small house that close to a large tree. You don't live in a Bob Ross painting.
Anonymous United States No.212878743 [Report] >>212878897
>>212878722
>branch falls
>it's bigger than the house
Anonymous Sweden No.212878897 [Report]
>>212878743
Gotta make the building strong.
This little cabin didn't even flinch at a 30mp/h airborn impact from a Ford.
Anonymous Poland No.212879112 [Report]
>>212873363
godspeed you magnificent bastard
Anonymous United Kingdom No.212879146 [Report]
>>212878030
Fair enough, all the snow and lack of light would make doing much work and growing things a pain i imagine
Anonymous United States No.212879193 [Report]
>>212874772
fuck would you know about farming nigger
your country is 9% arable land
Anonymous Israel No.212879283 [Report]
>>212871071
I don't recall op saying about this being a trauma dumping thread
Anonymous Canada No.212879505 [Report]
>>212870868 (OP)
A cocy little home