how do you scratch your butthole in public without others noticing
I'm just doing it and fuck everyone
pretend you are feeling you wallet like an anxious tourist
>>212880182 (OP)If I'm sitting I do a horizontal scoot back and forth on the seat so that my asscheeks rub together, and my butthole hairs do the scratching
>>212880182 (OP)Ask your small dicked friend for help
>>212880182 (OP)I just don't go out in public
>>212880182 (OP)drop your pants and goatse yourself
clean your ass and make sure you don't have worms
if that's still not enough, consider shaving