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Callipyge edition

>>212881129 (OP)
*BRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

coworkerberg tried to reheat leftover pizza in the toaster and accidentally set the smoke detector off.

but it was SATURDAY NIGHT
I GUESS THAT MAKES IT ALRIGHT
AND YOU SAID, BABY
HAVE YOU GOT ENOUGH GAS

>Illegals don’t get Medicaid
>We can’t let ICE see Medicaid data because it will lead to mass immigration arrests
Weird

can je have one beero mercy silver plate

>>212881151
Do you like Natalia Kills?

dubs and every bitch who ghosted me dies a painful death

Adolph Hitler and Himmler were Thelemic wizards doing a magickal working when they committed the Holocaust. See when someone dies they release a little bit of energy as they give up their ghost; many people dying at the same time in close proximity generates a lot of that energy which can be used to perform very powerful magickal rituals. This is already about as advanced as black magick gets, but what's more, being able to maintain a mass number of deaths for a prolonged period of time would allow for the very most powerful and arcane black magick. Hitler and Himmler were attempting to wield the Spear of Longinus to take control over the Demiurge and shape reality exactly according to their will, which is the ultimate endpoint of fascism.

>>212881177
no, but I like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nylZeXGLVvs

>>212881129 (OP)
Wow, looks impressive for a statue which is more than 2k years old.

some might say a candyass, others might even say a hopeless romantic

blasting my 80's synthpop/rock/nu-wave playlist out my window

>>212881194
I say ur a fagtard

I have a headache now. I should just pass out on the floor at this point.

>who asked
God, did. God listens to me (sometimes).

>>212881186
Take your meds, schizo!

>>212881129 (OP)
my ass looks like this

>>212881207
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nylZeXGLVvs
love that shit so much

>>212881209
thanks bro

The quality of cum is indirectly related to the amount of tranime posts

do NOT read about how hyenas reproduce and give birth

>>212881219
Spinus Callipyge

I can't not associate butts with smelly poop

>>212881186
you've been playing too much wolfenstein man

>>212881250
true but whiners make any thread worse

>>212881263
They look too baby-faced, I feel no arousal

>>212881297
Goddamned Americans.

>>212881250
This is very true. This is why I like to post anime :3.

Beer

>>212881250
>indirectly related
Do you mean “inversely correlated”

>>212881273
> too much wolfenstein
stfu, fritz

>>212881302
same

days and years sedated wasted watching anime

CAN'T HANDLE THE HARLAND HIGHWAY

>>212881316
Here's an unc classic for you: https://youtu.be/O-jOEAufDQ4

see you later boy

>>212881316
A LONG TIME AGO WAY BACK IN HISTORY
WHEN NOTHING WAS TO DRINK BUT ONLY CUPS OF TEA
ALONG CAME A MAN BY THE NAME OF CHARLIE MOPS
AND HE INVENTED A WONDERFUL DRINK AND HE MADE IT OUT OF HOPS

I've never watched an anime

*where all there was to drink, wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04IdgICxjko

Fella from yesterday assumed I was a fan of hoe math youtube channel. I said i hadn't heard of it but that i would look. This man is pretty good. This video in particular would have been helpful to explain to a former acquaintance why all of his efforts with women did not produce the desired result. Had I shown it to him he may have understood what i was unable to articulate myself:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4aMiAesXjE

I have no hobbies outside of media consumption

>>212881254
The animal kingdom is a magical phenomenon

>>212881384
guitar is pretty fun

>>212881357
Even as a kid? Pokemon, DBZ, Yugioh? Anyways, Akira is really fucking badass, that's all I've seen as an adult aside from The Ghost in the Shell.

>>212881336
holy fuck this will go down as one of the cringiest moments in podcast history, they will be writing about this in podcast history books years from now

>>212881129 (OP)
dat ass

Imagine eating this good.

You look like this

Today I have a 1/1,017,926 chance of winning the lottery

>>212881435
I had sushi for din.

>>212881408
actually yeah we watched the iron giant in school

>Nasdaq at ATH
>S&P 500 at ATH
>Bitcoin at ATH
>inflation under control
>unemployment rate is at only 4%
Who even cares about the E-word list when orange man saved the American economy?

are you a young mature

>>212881441
ackshually I look like this

>>212881415
i don't get it

almost time for bed also parentbergs confirmed that i can get pizza tomorrow so hype

>>212881456
>a bunch of shit that only benefits jews
lol
>under control
lol
>amnesty
lol

>>212881463
why is he looking at the kid and not the woman

Sometimes I check out the mature category because a lot of the women of the milf category look quiet young.

>>212881482
she's already madly in love with him, he's trying to impress his daughter

>>212881472
W
good night anon

Women are extremely cruel to me

>>212881488
I do it for the immense expanse of their bodies

>6:30
>time for bed
absolute busta moment

>>212881472
are you mentally disabled

>>212881417
So true

>>212881504
night leafbud

Pizza anon are you here? I’m feeling good about the drawing tonight

So... how about that cane sugar in Coke

>>212881515
its 9:30 in real america
>>212881527
no....

>colbert canceled
We did it reddit

>>212881533
what drawing

>>212881563
Illinois state lotto
Dubs and I win

Is $8700 for a 2016 Jeep Compass (highest trim) with 109k miles a good deal?

Do you enjoy a Chinese food buffet?

>>212881542
/cum/ is a Pepper stronghold

>>212881573
are you brian
>>212881578
based

>>212881578
too sweet

>>212881577
I was kicked out of a chinese buffet once for ordering food for one person and letting people eat off my plate

Benisumomo > takagi

>>212881602
Didn’t black people doing that en masse with orders of “unlimited shrimp” meant for one person make Red Lobster go bankrupt

No reason to get dr pepper when coke is available

>>212881593
No I’m someone else

4chan captcha is such a broken piece of shit

for me its pibb but pepper is a decent substitute when the GOAT of soda isnt on the menu

>>212881619
Italian Spurdo: Benissimo

>>212881630
t. robot

me? just had a bowl of ICE cold grapes. following that up with a chilled mug of whole milk. I don't know what else after.

god I hate protein shakes

>>212881619
loli ninjas is too boring to be above anything

moto > takagi > shogi chan > ninjas > 3 baseball girls

Working an 18 hour shift tomorrow award

>>212881624
have you ever thought about visiting brian

>>212881630
Works on my machine.

trucrime is making me sad bros
so much evil in some people

>>212881648
RISE AND GRIND

>>212881654
>blueballsatoro
I sleep

>>212881651
Tbh I don’t really know where he is, is he in the northern Illinois region?

>>212881686
he's flat broke in the south side of chicago

>>212881692
I would never go to shitcago unless for work

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toonXjN2wTM

*perfects and concludes prog rock*

>>212881707
I thought the end of prog rock was
SO POINT THE FINGER, BLAME THE OTHER
WATCH THE TEMPLE TUMBLE OVER
TO PUT THE PIECES BACK TOGETHER, REDISCOVER COMMUNICAAATIOOOON

>>212881730
that's post prog rock

Just wanted to thank the government for providing me with electricity, streets, clean drinking water, and a quality education . And not once do you guys ask for anything in return
You guys rock. Don't listen to what the haters online say about you
And thank you NSA for screening my posts and making sure I stay grounded and don't say anything too effed up about niggers
Go ahead and treat your self to something nice. You guys deserve it for keeping us safe every day. That's freaking cool.

How about frog rock

>tool
>prog rock

I just really don’t like black people

>>212881686
do you wanna hang out in channahon?

>>212881766
I KNOW THE PIECES FIT

>>212881767
i don't like yo ugly ass neither

the dallas metro area is building more homes than the entire state of california area. why cant they just build housing

>>212881767
*Jerry Seinfeld voice*
What is the DEAL with black people?!

barely been playing any vidya lately feel burnt out with the games i have i should have gotten something cool during the summer sale

>>212881782
drug deal!

REACH OUT AND TOUCH FAITH

>>212881794
lol

>>212881782
JERRY! JERRY! THEY'RE MURDERIN PEOPLE OUT THERE JERRY! THEY'RE SHOOTIN WHITE PEOPLE TO DEATH AND THE COPS WON'T STOP EM!

I watched Shot Caller cause of the memes, it was a much better film than Riot in Cell Block 99 even though that was a winner too

>>212881448
Fuck off lmfao

>>212881802
johnny cash's cover is better then the original

>>212881791
I like dirt rally 2 as an offline game
https://youtu.be/pt_WyiLUoGA

>>212881152
what is medicaid data anyways? does is include what they are prescribed?

>>212881542
Coke defended hfcs and said trump is lying

>>212881834
i havent played a racing game since motor storm on the ps3

>>212881435
based minecraft chad

girl canned on the hangout

I've been trying to play colin mccrae rally with my wheel but it doesnt recognize my inputs when I try to downshift

this dude really called jason a chad LOL

>>212881769
That’s about 1 hour 35 from me, you live there?

>hanging out with friends
>deciding what to eat
>say I want chinese food
>friends gf goes on 5 minute rant about how american chinese food isn't real chinese food
no shit bitch that's why I want it. Real chinese food is gutter oil fried rat fetus or eating things that are still alive

>>212881853
you can turn off the whole hud and mute the codriver and just crooze if you want. you dont even need a wheel or controller, I have 600 hours playing only on keyboard

>>212881904
should have raped her to assert dominance

>>212881904
every time someone complains about americanized foreign cuisine just remember the actual difference is that it's a little sweeter in america. huuuuge nothingburger

>>212881874
Jealous? When was the last time someone called you a chad?

>>>/r9k/81868728
Made one.

also jerry-rigged dolphin to register my wheel for mario kart

>>212881939
terrible

>>212881660
I watched "Under the Banner of Heaven" and it was a good show but it really upset me that they recreated the girl getting brutally murdered for entertainment and her family probably didn't even get any compensation or anything for it.

>>212881938
today because my real name is chad

do you ever start to kind of feel bad for career artists having their livelihood end before their eyes over the span of like 5 years?

>>212881939
marginal but noticable improvement over the futa ari thread. if i extrapolate this quality increase over 40 years you will eventually make a good thread

>>212881971
i knew a chad. he loved hot wheels and always had a pencil on his ear

>>212881971
Would be cool if you were also an immigrant from Chad.

>>212881940
what mario cart is that

tend my sheep

>>212882011
wii, you chowderhead

>>212882036
looks like caca play some gamecube kinos instead

My mom shot me out of her vagina when she was around 40 years old
That's probably why I'm so special and intelligent.
All that mutational load went straight to my brain increasing its power

johnny cash, eddie money

Sometimes I just want to cry haha

>>212882051
and you've been taking loads ever since

>>212882045
Ive put more hours into Lego star wars on my GC then you can even count to, broccolihead

>>212882058
*kicks you in the chest*

>>212882062
Yes, taking loads out of my dick into the vaginas of women
I suppose

HWASTIN AWAY IN MARGERITERVILLE
LOOKING FOR MY LAWST SHAKER O' SALT
SOME PEOPLE SAY THAT THERE'S A WOMAN TO BLAME
BUT I KNOW
IT MIGHT BE MY FAULT

>>212882066
i played that game too unc but on my ps double sit the fuck down

>>212882078
yeowch

We should racial gladiator games. White chuds v.s niggers. It would do well for racial relations

>>212882051
22 to 30 is the best age for your mom to have you. Younger than that your mom is probably a irresponsible whore. Older than that you're probably a test tube retard

is it time for an upgrade bros?

me when canada
https://youtu.be/G-jo7rSR12k

>ps double
now youre just trying to make me mad

what won't yankees do for the old red white and blue

im finally 18 :3

I'm going insaaaane

>>212882104
<3

>>212881895
no

>>212882122
I will be 32 next Saturday

>>212882122
This means your posts from the past few days are all rule breaking, and you should be banned.

>>212882100
>Older than that you're probably a test tube retard
My mom had me naturally no IVF and no c-section. That's just how strong and good my genes are

>>212882103
can I have it

>broccolihead is a shartyposter
cant say Im suprised

>>212882122
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT

what is a dvd

>>212882161
shut your elderly ass up unc

>>212882098
And also there would be different games. Some would be like sword fights, and others would be like American Ninja Warrior but lethal, and everytime someone dies the voice from super smash bros brawls would play saying "K.O"

>>212882165
some unc shi

>>212882155
Can't be that good if you're posting here

>>212880291
oh my god.........................................well i guess im allergic to almonds........i dont want to be a literal soy milk meme thoughever......................?

>>212882094
*rubs your chest and guards you from the mean anon*

9/11 was funny

If i saw how ugly the average cum poster is i would stop wasting my time here

My mom was 37 when she had me.

>we have not heard back from you. Due to your unresponsiveness, we'll be moving forward with other candidates at this time
gee, its almost as if I sent in that application 2 months ago, FAGGOTS

im back

>>212882223
my mom was 40 and my dad was 60

>>212882223
Mine was 29

he is back

>>212882224
Lol. What cunts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayMze2qoKvc
IVY
BABY
SWEETHEART
YOU'RE SO INSECURE TAKING BACK YOUR WORD

>>212882222
um ackshually you know that the average of faces is inherently more attractive than the median good looks person............? average face effect

i don't care if it rains or freezes

still coofing

broccoliheads are in complete control of the government
https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/1945863499738997057

The gods will not save us

If I don't manage to inseminate a woman by 30, then I'm just going to start spreading my semen around randomly in all kinds of places and donating to a sperm bank
it should work eventually. I need my seed to live on

>>212882223
omg exact same age as my mom when she had me.....................................................
>>212882253
i hope it rains so i dont have to whack on the acreage tmrw.....................................................................

this is the macho man randy savage
ohh yeahhhh

>>212882223
mine was 19

>>212882227
So your dad is like 80 now? That must be weird

>>212882238
Nice song anon

>>212882238
this is nice

>>212882271
always was. everyone always thought he was my grandfather growing up

>>212882265
I am the peak, yah, the cream of thec rop. There are many /cum/mers who have come before me, oh yah, but none that can match up with the macho van, OOH YAH

and this sunday at summerslam, Hulk hogan, your entire career will go down in flames, yah

She's divine

We're almost there.

I get sad whenever I see pictures of attractive women (especially if they're scantily clad and happy looking), because I know I'll never be able to touch one for myself.

How can one woman be so good looking?

>>212881207
post it

>>212882293
>>212882323
Stop posting this hideous quadroon.

>>212882265
>>212882290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tAMsjMMc7rc

>>212882334
>hideous
Are you blind?

China owes me a beautiful wife

>>212882336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXPXHxBOy8Y

I don't find east asian women attractive

need to figure out how to stop being retarded

>>212882340
she's not bad, it's the garbage inside her mind that make her ugly.

>>212882122
ready to pay rentberg and work the jobstein for the next 50 years?

>>212882357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=063RGou-P_8

>>212882368
Women don't have anything in their minds

she's not that attractive anon stop spamming

Bros
how do we get Gen Z to stop doing the Gen Z stare and actually socialize them properly

>>212882207
Thank you kind Anon :)

how about these parents who give their children a combination of their first names

Can't imagine caring about what a woman thinks
9 out of 10 times there is nothing going on inside their heads

>>212882418
boooooooooooooo!

>>212882418
Perfect for the genderless raceless globohomo consumerist society we live in

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lp_e4wUnz4
PUMP UP THE GAAAY!

>>212882293
>>212882323
>>212882340
>>212882382
>>212882422
jannies?

still coofing

just get me to florida

>>212882422
Stop spamming this ogre

>>212882452
I want to leave Florida forever

If you don't salt your watermelon, you're subhuman

>>212881129 (OP)
Anyone here work a job that makes you wanna kys yourself? I mean unironically. Like literally makes you want to blow your brains onto a wall or jump off a tall parking garage?

I want to fucking fuck

business idea: suicide by carbon monoxide poisoning

regular potatoes are better than sweet potatoes IMO.

>>212882490
Lucy still loves her coke & rum
But she drinks alone
Cause her daddy can't CUM

>>212882474
no because if i did i would just quit

Half the languages in Europe are basically just dialects of other languages.
The Balkans shouldn't have Balkanized. Luxembourg, Switzerland, and Belgium shouldn't exist.
The Baltics should be one country.

my great uncle tony stormed the fucking beaches at normandy

My grandfather was in the Korean war

>>212882511
I'll be god damned before my theoretical children speak Serbo Croatian, I'd rather go boil my head than hear them say 'idem doma'

My grandpa was in the Vietnam War

kozpasc

>>212882530
>idiom damoi
>idem do domu
I know what this means because I speak russian and ukrainian

>>212882490
same kek, I'm sending a risky text today

my bussy is high mileage but it's maintained well

>>212882531
my grandpa was raised by Nazis and survived a bombing of the train station he was in by hiding under a marble bench at age 9 and being dug out

>>212882396
Why would they? The digital distractions and spectacle are more stimulating than real life and real people. We're living in the last days of humanity.

>>212882520
my great uncle was caught by the Germans in the African front, was taken prisoner, and transferred to Germany. He later escaped and made it to the Russian lines. He wrote a book about it called "escape to russia" but nobody ever talks about it

was watching british news recently
>couple burns their car on the side of the road
>police finds evidence of childbirth (human placenta in the back)
how does this shit not get vaporized?

Craving a beer
It's been almost 3 weeks for me with no alcohol

>>212882542
well in Slovene it's 'grem domov', you don't say idem just because iti is the infitive, god damn it

>>212882531
how fucking young are you, wtf? My uncles were all of age in the nam years

>>212882590
>>212882531
SOME FOLKS ARE BAWN

>>212882570
I just think it's neat that
>Half the languages in Europe are basically just dialects of other languages.

>>212882567
non-clean burns are terrible at vaporizing. i mean obviously all burning is non-clean but a car is going to have all sorts of chemicals that will hamper the process

>>212882590
25
>>212882554
My great grandpa was shot at the Battle of the Bulge and waited in a ditch for hours before being rescued

Gypsies seem like very dirty people

Esau I have hated

suck my dick

>>212882531
my grandpa got captured by the commies, he was a royalist in laos
he was a translator during the war though, i didn't ask him about it before he died

Police and niggers, that's right, get out of my way, don't need to buy none of your gold chains today

>>212882552
lady driven?

If Italy won ww2 there would be no Slovenia
It would just be an italian province and the slovenian race would be bred out of existence by having hung italian men breed with Slovenian women.

>>212882657
How could Italy possibly "win" WW2?

chinese checkers aka chinese chicken aka

You know some gold plated chains would make a nice retirement gift for a very good slave.

>>212882662
If america didnt enter the war

I really picked a good milk jug last week, because every time Ive gone for a swig its delicious

pussy

sent a risky text to a girl. either i'll get sex or ghosted

americans drink everything out of big BPA laden plastic jugs no wonder they're all sterile

>>212882657
There is a route around Ljubljana where there's a walk as well as a marathon every year. It's called The Route Of Brotherhood And Memories, and that's where the Italians surrounded the city with barbed wire to ward against partisan activity. I've been, it's great.

i want to fuck mindy

>>212882720
Down bax

>>212882711
USA has a higher brithrate than Canada

>>212882712
Im still calling it laibach

>>212882720
she's brown

>>212882711
canadians watch american teams hoist the stan lee year after year after year, no wonder their PM is a Castro lovechild

>>212882696
she liked the text

bro still thinks trudeau is PM

>>212882755
He was for a fucking long time, to be fair

if [redacted] is closing the department of education, who am I paying my student loans to?

>>212882753
huge

>>212882737
There used to be a gate in Ljubljana called the German gate. But now there's just a Napoleon monument there before the former Teutonic Knights HQ, it used to be the only one in Europe, or so I've heard. Napoleonic admins allowed Slovene to be taught in grade school for the first time ever.

>>212882696
i played this gambit earlier this week and lost

>>212882507
And then do what? How would you pay your rent? How will you feed yourself?

>>212882770
They arent going to shut it down they are just going to take out all criticism of pissrael, jews, and intensify "holocaust" education

females dont even notice I exist unless a seat on the bus is occupied

>>212882782
i'm a gentleman

>>212882396
Make me stop. I'll stare however I want. Your discomfort means nothing to me

>>212882422
>9 out of 10 times there is nothing going on inside their heads
That's incorrect. They have very active minds, the female mind is constantly running at full capacity churning out the most vapid, selfish, ugly little thoughts imaginable at a rapid rate

took a melatonin an hour ago and i am profoundly tired

>>212882811
Go to bed

>>212882811
let me guide you to your bed....
*brutaly rapes your boihole*

>going to bed at 8PM
lotta nappy headed niggas in /cum/ these days...

>>212882807
>The fundamental defect of the female character is a lack of a sense of justice. This originates first and foremost in their want of rationality and capacity for reflexion but it is strengthened by the fact that, as the weaker sex, they are driven to rely not on force but on cunning: hence their instinctive subtlety and their ineradicable tendency to tell lies: for, as nature has equipped the lion with claws and teeth, the elephant with tusks, the wild boar with fangs, the bull with horns and the cuttlefish with ink, so it has equipped woman with the power of dissimulation as her means of attack and defence, and has transformed into this gift all the strength it has bestowed on man in the form of physical strength and the power of reasoning. Dissimulation is thus inborn in her and consequently to be found in the stupid woman almost as often as in the clever one. To make use of it at every opportunity is as natural to her as it is for an animal to employ its means of defence whenever it is attacked, and when she does so she feels that to some extent she is only exercising her rights. A completely truthful woman who does not practice dissimulation is perhaps an impossibility, which is why women see through the dissimulation of others so easily it is inadvisable to attempt it with them. – But this fundamental defect which I have said they possess, together with all that is associated with it, gives rise to falsity, unfaithfulness, treachery, ingratitude, etc. Women are guilty of perjury far more often than men. It is questionable whether they ought to be allowed to take an oath at all.

>>212882840
that unfunny nigga posts that shit everyday

>>212882848
didnt read
gay

>>212882857
>superhero slop
PASS
A
S
S

>it was hockey
It's over

You guys are so stupid

My pussy is smart

doughberg is chilling in the fridge to be made into a chicken pot pie crust tomoz =)

>>212882848
ok, and? not only do i already know this, but i hardly care. what is that truth gonna make me do, hate women? people who quit the game are losers.

Nothing better than a piece of pie and some coffee

Yes I'm a man
Yes I drink margaritas
Yes I'm 6'4
Yes I listen Clairo and thrift
Yes I read feminist literature
We exist

>>212882903
baking a pie in this heat?

>>212882907
try an apple fritter and some 'offee on for size

CLAIRO MENTIONED

>>212882917
>>212882917
>>212882917

>>212882922
She's fucking hot, pale brunettes like this make me trip over all my words

>>212882904
it's just an observation you stupid zoomer. Not everything has to have a direct practical purpose

>>212882918
I cook naked and keep a wet towel in the freezer to keep around my neck

Dubs and I drop another 30 dollars on gambling tonight

I’m going to get >>12888888