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Ernest hemingway-edition
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Ernest Hemingway was in Slovenia, he fought for the Italians on the Isonzo/Soča front and wrote a novel about it

I am handsome

>>212882940
ugly bitch

I've said it before and I'll say it again:
PROVINCE IS A COOLER WORD STATE

>>212882938
Yeah, a farewell to arms
We already knew
*rolls eyeballs*

>>212882934
"i've observed the sky is blue"

I need to escape civilization

>>212882779
>>212882776
she gave the heart like emoji. think it's gonna happen soon anons

>only supposed to eat 3 brazil nuts a day max
>open a bag of mixed nuts
>half the bag is brazil nuts
brazil is trying to assassinate me bros

>>212882954
Trvke

>>212882955
Why are they even sold as food if poisoning is so easy

>>212882949
Bill Murray was in Slovenia
he promoted a drink called Slovenia Vodka
even though Slovenes brew schnapps

deez nuts nigga

>>212882949
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXOpKdH3GWs

>>212882960
Hot sweaty sex with clairo

>>212882949
A Farewell to Arms is one of my favourite books.

>>212882949
Then how was he able to write all those books ?

>>212882960
I need sex and my cuddles

>>212882960
I have my reservations towards that attempt at sex appeal

>>212882962
cherry pits create cyanide
theres a certain level of common sense people need to have to not die

What is a loris

>>212882976
Low IQ individual

>>212882990
It is a successful attempt

>>212882952
There's no escape from society

>>212882992
It's a type of lemur

Society has claims on us all

>>212882951
Yeah? Nothing wrong with writing down that observation
idg your point

Imagine thinking anything Ernest Hemingway shat out was good
Nobody gave a shit about his dumb books while he was alive
The jews set up a cult of personality after he died and made people think his turd books were really made of gold

>>212883007
I’ll die trying

>>212883013
Ah

>I cant read so author BAD >:(
lol

>>212882990
You just hate nepo GODDESSES

All I know about Ernest Hemingway is his name and that he's an author

>>212883030
You don't know how to read do you ?

>>212883044
He was obsessed with men with big hands
I think he was secretly gay

>>212883054
Dirty foreigner

^^small hands

>>212883043
She's nepo but she does actually gave a great taste in music
https://youtu.be/luactuZMnz4?si=Sw5YRBzuL1a0CbYn
>Broadcast
>The Sundays
>Life Without Buildings

>>212883061
All anti fascists are homosexual

Why did you redeem it

>>212883080
Please do not redeem

The old man and the sea was all right
My sister liked it too and the only thing she reads is young adult novels with gay romance

Do women get wet when they read erotic literature?

Please Saar I am ready to pay

>>212883071
DO YOU LIKE SKY FERREIRA?

>>212883094
a little but they mostly get wide ons from non direct stimulation

Got the 'Young and the 'Hip on
Oh yeah its one of those nights

gorgeous sweetheart

>>212883114
Haven't given her a chance, but I like DIIV and they feature her on one of their songs

Can't sleep no more

He looked about the villagers and at the soldiers, their eyes all upon him, and he spat and wiped his mouth. He aint no kin to me, he said.

>>212883126
She was fucking the lead singer
Thats the only reason she sang on that album

get pregnant

>>212883146
I will with a black man
t. White woman

>>212883146
I don't have a uterus

>>212883043
i like the bisexual phenotype

>>212883156
nobody here does

>>212883140
Based he also got her busted for drugs

they rode through adobos, tacos, burritos, chimichangas, each man a stone cold killer

>>212883163
She ugly

>>212883163
Micheal Jackson molested her as a kid

>>212883162
Spinster did
Jen did
Colorado milf did
Noname does

>>212883155
jokes on you if you think that bothers me because I love mulattos

>>212883163
IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
AND I'M SO GOOOONE
I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT YOU
BUT REALLY WANT SOMEBODY ELSEEE

>>212882917 (OP)
checkmate libs!

>>212881651
>>212881692
imagine being this obsessed with me

>>212883169
She's perfect
>>212883179
Lucky him

>>212883181
and none of them are here now

I want to be a woman but with big cock.

>>212883184
I will abort the half black baby if its a girl
Only mullato studs for my white womb

uh oh, the retard finished scarfing down butter to come beg for attention

>>212883204
>
not this shit again

>>212883192
>heh, its 5D chess to make them...demand something everybody's been wanting to see for more then half a decade
???

big pharma doesn't want you to know that butter is a health food

*screams*

>>212883172
I'm not in a good enough mood most days to enjoy this song but still 7/10

>>212883230
why I also enjoy the stylings of Sam Kinnison and Bobcat Goldthwaithe

>>212883204
I want to date a woman with a big cock.

i have an astronomically high IQ level

>>212883229
>gorillion calories per serving

>>212883229
Processed foods are also good. They're cleaner than organic junk

>>212883210
oh well don't do that now

How are old people not constantly panicking over the fact that they are near death?

A girl told me her hobby is going to the beach

>>212883232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1F0lBnsnkE

they allegedly literally ask for picture/video proof in the case of draft dodging

I am going to be on the vanguard of the next revolution, and if you're nice to me in this thread i may spare you from being thrown into a gulag

>>212883248
>calories are bad because...they just ARE ok?!
>>212883249
all butter is processed. you have to process cream to make butter.

Smoking weed.

I've been on this shithole site for 10 years. Fuck me, I've wasted my life.

>>212883257
https://youtu.be/a5OC84rvoIQ

Croatian marxist intellectual Darko Suvin opined that the entire fantasy genre of literature is about the hero defeating the villain who has the power to create electricity with his hands, stealing that power, and rescuing the girl the villain had stolen unjustly

>>212883271
I'm out and I'm not buying more because I've gotten high like 100 days in a row

Lord rescue the anon reading this post in Jesus name amen

>>212883274
Same but I haven't wasted my life since I've accomplished a lot outside of 4chan

>>212883270
there are other things I'd rather spend those calories anon it's not complicated

>>212883255
Religio cope
Dementia

everyone here is really fucking disgusting and mediocre. >>212883274
when i get a social life i'll be free from here forever

There HAS to be something after death. There's no way that existence can just end.

>>212883288
jesus was a gnostic

>>212883302
god I fucking hope hell isn't real

>>212883302
oh if a rock dropped on your head and you'd become retarded would you soul fly away to join God, then? I think that's not the simplest explanation

>>212883302
Prove the afterlife to yourself shoot yourself, then you'll have irrefutable proof or lack thereof

>>212883302
left hand path (self deification) or right hand path (union with god). you choose.

I am an intelligent, handsome and successful chad with a big cock. I come here out of pure paternal instinct to try and set some of you little guys on the right path

>>212883317
>>212883320
>>212883325
I don't want to not exist, bros. I'm afraid this fear of death will never go away and I'll be afraid til the end

stinky poopy butthead

>>212883274
Election tourist newfaggot.

i have proof the afterlife is real
spirits have revealed themselves to me

>>212883320
No your soul also becomes permanently retarded. There's a special ed wing in heaven where God keeps all the disabled

I goon 10+ hours a day while you have to work

>>212883330
people identify too closely with their meat-suits
you are the result of your ancestors and their doings in the world, and you will largely follow their patterns. Take it easy, as the Eagles would say.

>>212883329
>big cock
proof?
>>212883325
do not commit suicide unless you want to remain an earth bound spirit

Mom said all the girls at the mall were checking me out

The Amish are fucking our women yet we can’t fuck theirs

>>212883335
cute and funny

>>212883335
when are you getting a job jason

>>212883355
Momberg is jealous and wants to fuck you

>>212883338
i thought about downloading a hands-free orgasm joi to listen to while at work, but i never done it

>>212883367
SOVL

Only the Jews would be jewy enough to try to jew God.
>>212883280
Me it's been more like 4,500 days lmao.

sex is overrated
yes I'm a virgin but my point still stands

>>212883383
I like the Jews, they're good talkers, good artists

Women are so close to being the perfect creation. All they are missing is a cute cock.

Why don't we just forcibly take over the Amish and force them to assimilate to civilization?
Idc about freedom of religion let's just do a cultural genocide

>>212883365
Never.

lower class people are subhuman.

>>212883399
You sure you want the Amish to be the trendy victimized group in 20 years?

>>212883367
https://youtu.be/X8kxlGC5C7c

>>212883399
They would just move to another country if we tried that

>>212883396
what does a cute cock look like? :o

In 20 years we'll all be dead.

might be able to get my steps in for today if I really hustle my bustle instead of posting here

>>212883419
most humans exist in the lower class

class? I'd rather have full auto!

>>212883440
The cleanest best pleasure

>>212883437
I'd go outside every day if there weren't any people

>>212883440
Fuck this guy

>>212883421
We assimilated more savage groups than them without problem like the Germans
>>212883423
How? They're Amish they can't use any of the tech they'd need to immigrate

>>212883440
kool

remember when I 'osted 'ock and so did another anon

>learn to code
>Ai replaces me
Errmm what the sigma

>>212883461
They’re allowed to travel via car, train, even plane. They just can’t be the ones driving

Will AI replace black and brown people?

civ 6 is free on epic games

>>212883495
I already bought it for $5 on steam years ago. Never played it. Civ V is my jam

>>212883484
That's not my point. To travel internationally you need a passport. Getting a passport requires using the internet. And you'd need the internet for so many of the other parts to travel internationally

>>212883440
family guy does not improve when i'm high.

>>212883495
the rotting food in the dumpster outside is free too.

>>212883501
civ 6 is purely just an upgrade in every conceivable way over civ 5. I could see if you preferred civ 4 but civ 5 is literally just a worse version of civ 6

>>212883503
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNNqPmDi26A

I don't need education I just need my penis empty of cum into a bitchs snatch
Tell me a single university where I can major in having sex?
Doesnt exist

>>212883438
most humans are cattle

>>212883519
You could research sex as a scientist

>>212883502
They have a shit ton of loopholes. They travel all the fucking time. They set up Amish colonies in South America and recently even in Angola

>>212883302
I remember reading about information theory, that its not matter and energy, time and space that the universe is based on, but information. *You* can never really cease existing. In a determisitc universe every thst can happen or ever will happen is already known from the start. Which also includes your exact consciousness. The necessary information for your existence was present in the beginning and will continue to exist as long as the universe will.

my soul hurts

>>212883544
Okay but what does this mean for my consciousness after death? Eternal recurrence?

>>212883509
blatant troll

>>212883552
O SOOOLE MIIIOOO

>>212883519
Arizona st

>>212883552
what is the soul, really?

>>212883576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5_GMzX2vQ

>>212883552
Same
It will never not hurt

oh shit I gotta shit

>>212883594
Already took care of this today

I’ve got a confession to make

Im putting my knee on someone's neck

>>212883613
THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST THE BEST

Jamaican me crazy

My girlfriend said my dick is small and I’m probably gay and the only reason she’s with me is because she felt bad for me

>>212883653
You told her to say that because you have a humiliation fetish

movie idea: walking dead style intro where a man wakes up from a coma after 15 years, only to walk outside the hospital in Toronto and find there's no White people left, only saarzombies

BREATHE THE PRESSURE
COME PLAY MY GAME I'LL TEST YA

>>212883605
I guess you're more dutiful than me

If my gf said that to me I'd beat the shit out of her until she died

>>212883668
And less poopy-full

Engimas never age, have you noticed that?

>>212883678
eye for an eye, such is life

>>212883667
DRAIN THE PRESSURE FROM THE SWELLING
THE SENSATION'S OVERWHELMING
Give me a long kiss goodnight
And EEEEEVERYTHIIIIIIiiiing'll be alright
TELL ME THAT I WONT FEEL A THING

Why did God give bonobos longer penises than us?
God made us in his image so that means God's penis is similarly small compared to other animals
He could have chosen to make any other creature in his image, like one with a massive dong, but he chose dicklet homo sapiens

>>212883667
IM THE FIYA STATAH
TWISTED FIYA STATAH

>>212883683
enigma balls

>>212883691
Ask the penis theologians

>>212883680
that was MY joke

>>212883002
Baller
>>212882917 (OP)
THE BUGS ARE CRAWLING ALL OVER MY SKIN ALL OVER I CANT GET THEM OFF FAST ENOUGH ITS DRIVING ME FUCKING CRAZY

They're too small to see but it's not a normal itch it's tiny legs running across my arm and back and everywhere. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind

If you can't handle my smell you don't deserve me

In bed reading a book.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkfRYXUXNIs&list=RDqkfRYXUXNIs&start_radio=1

Enemas never age, have you noticed that?

>apply
>resume never gets viewed
wtf are hiring managers doing all day

>>212883738
Fucking hr in the office

>>212883567
All the exact atoms that make up our bodies are constantly being replaced. Yet our subjective experience of consciousness, memories, and personal identity persist.
Ultimately we're running into the hard problem of consciousness
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hard_problem_of_consciousness

now that we're a few years removed from peak BTS i don't think they were that bad.

>>212883738
Hanging out pretending to look busy, collecting a paycheck. Basically not shit.
>>212883757
This

>>212882949
How about a farewell to arse

>>212883733
that's too much sugar. you should have ham and cheese instead

>>212883761
I will say that I'd rather not exist than have my consciousness persist in the void forever with no body. That is my greatest afterlife fear.
Being alone with my thoughts for eternity

>>212883737
aged like a fine enema

Is it me or does Catherine de' Medici kind of look like Elon Musk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM__lPTWThU&pp=0gcJCfwAo7VqN5tD

"Death" is bullshit. We are one with the universe.

>>212883817
I kinda see it

Reincarnation is probably real

The thing is to understand myself: the thing is to find a truth which is true for me, to find the idea for which I can live and die. That is what I now recognize as the most important thing.

>>212883817
My ancestor :)

>>212883849
honestly this is what I believe as well

>>212883849
I hope you get reincarnated as a worm or a condom that a fag uses to fuck his gay lover in the ass

dumb peanutposter

>>212883849
You can rest assured it's going to take way more than death to escape this hell. No chance it's as easy as just being dead then you're free. Atheists are retarded with their "eternal sweet peace of oblivion" nonsense. Dumbest religion of all is atheism

>>212883874
>>212883874
>reincarnation as a condom that a fag uses to fuck his gay lover in the ass
This exact scenario occurs in Family Guy

>>212883889
none of this makes sense please elaborate

bitch better have my money

I want to have consensual sexual intercourse with her

>>212883874
You can't get reincarnated as an inanimate object retard

did you hear the latest epstein news

>>212883915
Pretty sure you can in Hinduism if your life is wretched enough

>>212883914
nigga stop

>>212883923
ummmmmmm there is nothing to talk about so stop talking about it now k thx

>>212883914
destiny came buckets inside her womb

How about Jeffrey Steppestein and he’s a Khazar warlord

>14 years old video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWpdMwROOmQ

>>212883923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwgJgTL5JmE

Jeffrey Hepstein and he just has hepatitis and slowly dies of liver failure instead of committing suicide.

ALL
GUNS
ALL GUNS BLAZING
Forced into overdrive
Drawn out of anger
All talons poison dipped
Impaling spike
Heart pounding fever pitch
Blood pumping fury
Two fisted dynamo
Eager to strike

>>212883988
>committing suicide

>>212883999
oh are you one of those conspiracy theorist alt right guys?

>Status: Received Submission
>Last Update: 7/10/2025

>>212883988
Jeffrey PrEPstein and he has a lower chance of catching HIV from all the gay sex he’s having

anyone hired an escort off tryst? it easy?

Jeffrey Strepstein and he has a sore throat :(

>>212884020
it'd be great if they just swapped the prep with laxatives

>>212884042
Jeffrey Epslax

>>212884026
I'd consider it if they took credit card

Jeffrey Shlepstein and he just has to walk everywhere in the rain because his driver's license got suspended.

dad says I'm going to start paying rent soon
the free ride is over bros

Jeffery Goldstein and he's extra jewish

>>212884051
Nigga..

>>212884056
Jeffrey Stepstein and he’s getting his steps in for the day (due to suspended license)

God, why do you mock me?

>>212884065
he already had a billion dollars and a private island where he raped and killed kids and blackmailed politicians how could he possibly get any more jewish

Jeffrey Pepstein and he has diabetes from drinking a dozen Dr. Peppers every day.

Jeffrey Hotepstein and he’s a we wuz nigga

I had never heard of Jeffrey Epstein before his arrest

Jeffrey Repstein and he gets hella toned doing mid weight and high rep counts.

Imagine how funny it would be if reincarnation was real. Each life you go through the process of accepting death, only to realize that you’ve done it countless times before

>>212884102
>t. broke ass nigga

>>212884102
I never heard of an island before his arrest

>>212884084
So true

drumpf killed jeffrey einstein

>>212884102
He was a hot topic on /pol/ for many years before the final arrest and “suicide” saga

can summer be over already

>>212884118
imagine getting reincarnated as an indian holy fuck

When you're young you can eat anything and do anything and your body just shrugs it off

Water and math are racist

dumpf sexted jorkery porkstein

I killed Jeffery Epstein, sorry I was dared to do it >_<

>>212884100
Jeffrey Schweppestein

biden killed epstein

>>212884158
I like to think I’m the same kind of loser incel in all my previous lives

>>212884185
Nah cause in the past you’d just rape

Jelqfrey Cumstein

stop talking about jeffrey epsteinberg

Jeffrey Goosestepstein and he’s Hitler’s top guy

Too many satanic billionare kikes

>>212884190
True that, we need to bring back some of that rape cultcha

might filter the leaf flag

im sick of hearing about Jeffrey Finklestein

Jeffrey CÉGEPstein and he’s Québécois

VERY antisemitic in here

>>212884218
Brian…

>>212884207
I don't get it

>>212884249
pretty sure that retard only posts on mobile, so he cant filter anything

SOMEBODY SMELL LIKE SHIIIIIY

>>212884250
Hitler was an elected leader of mid-century Germany

jeffrey goldbergstein killed himself if you think otherwise you're conspiracy brain rotted

I look terrible and im fat

>>212884292
Why do you eat so much

I look terrible and I’m skinny

>>212884296
I don’t im just so inactive that I turned into a skinnyfat piece of shit
Auschwitzs body with a fatass gut

I’m still absolutely seething about being ghosted. Genuinely wish harm upon her

>>212884318
She gargling Chad's cock, and not thinking about you at all.

what should i touch my pp to

Jeffrey Crêpestein

>>212884333
You grandparents' wedding photos.

Only stone cold incels last long in cum

drinking milk

i want a white woman

>>212884339
10/10

>>212884333
You shouldn’t touch your Pierre Poilievre

>>212884364
Same but I only got matched with brown women on bumble

>>212884359
T Hanks, you're such a mysterious Chad enigma

>>212884318
kek what did you do?

Jefe Epsteinez and he runs the Niños Perdidos cartel

I am a white women, but I have a cock

>>212884400
no your not

>>212884391
ay dios mío

>>212884390
Nothing, we just had good back and forth conversations and then suddenly no response. She messaged me first and I thought we had a lot in common, plus we lived in the same region.
Hope she gets her throat slit

bedtime for me, gn cumsteins

>>212884407
oh yeah, true

>>212884449
>>212884449
New

>>212882960
girl behind her mogs the shit out of this satanic antichrist bitch