Thread 212883697

this

>>212883692
david icke said that kris kristofferson is a lizard

>>212883697 (OP)
is rorke

>>212883736
no point dollin' ypurseld up wiv tits like them, luv

droopy af

orangutan pancake tits

>>212883755
go to bed youre drunk and gay

reading epsteins black book mad how many friends that cunt had he knew everybody

here the thread theme ok enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7M7zSMJcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7M7zSMJcw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WM7M7zSMJcw

>>212883745
idk who david icke is

what if I'm a lizard

didnt even lift the toilet lid up
just pissed
idfc

flinging a slice of ham at my nans head

>>212883792
did it connect?

>>212883772
well now you do

My favourite analytic philosopher?

Why, yes: Kane Baker

>>212883798
i dont
and i wont either

>>212883745
whats mental is that when david icke met karl pilkington he was more confused at karl than the other way round kek

>>212883792
used to do that to dogs andddd cats to see them try get it off their backs

stupid cunts

indian statue designers on a mad one

>>212883825
um

>>212883806
oh yes you do
he's a man who says kris kristofferson is a lizard
you do know that
yes you do

>>212883736
mental how fit they are

the needle tears a hole
the old familiar sting

>>212883814
>when david icke met karl pilkington
show me this

>>212883846
and ronke wants them out

>>212883825
india is a very breast focused society

>>212883844
i dont
pussy

trying to decide whether to post trrent reznore with dildo or naked sting
i give up

try to kill it all away
but i remember everything

corrrrr

>>212883870
pussy cat pussy cat I love you

>>212883869
i disagree
they love all parts of a woman with a slight lean towards hips and bum

>>212883925
was literally just thinking about this song
bizarre coincedence

>>212883942
are we or are we not alcoholics?

>>212883855
just look it up on youtube

>>212883996
ngl this is me lol *fixes hair*

why did people see a bloody cross in the sky over galicia

>>212884154
god innit

>>212884072
who is this man what is his pajama made of

bastard phone fucking woke me up software update ready to install my arse thats the night ruined

>>212884184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfwGiieFkKo

red hands typed this

off to toilblatt

cant believe felix bumgardener is dead

coffee in bed

Mirrors are doing proper damage to my mental health lad.

When I look in the mirror I look like a shagger and get a little bit pumped then I see myself in camera photos and I look like a fucking ghoul

At 22:50:08 Anonymous poster 212884280 posted:

coffee in bed

Now that is a riot

Really did fuck it just now, I apologize.

>>212883965
ok but icke is based here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TGTebPpU8c

>>212884300
right well that's not what time it is

Was thinking about moving to the UK for my PhD but when I weighed up the likelihood of a 5 person sharehouse accurately reflecting the demographics of modern Britain (2 Pakistanis, 1 black guy, a white Pole and a white British woman with a black boyfriend), I decided against it.

>>212884256
squirrels are so stinking cute i can’t stand to hurt them anymore

>>212884243
what in the dang heck
is that polish country rock

i love instagram reels its all racism

>>212884335
>anymore

>>212884312
based in what way

i didnt even comment on his "basedness" or lack of in previous posts

>>212884323
was finkin' bout shaggin' the life out of your mams arse palto be frank


yeh?

>>212884360
he's the big based

>>212884338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b-xh6Viot8Y

I might be a lizard though so...

Gn brit

>>212884256
aren't they diseased?

>>212884381
it's not bad I listened to it
I like the saxophone and guitar sound

>>212884423
No we eat them all the time

was ted heath the model for baron harkonnen ?

How do I get a british gf as a blackanon?

kill the elderly

>>212884470
I assumed all rodents carry some sort of disease. nasty little rats

>>212884493
who?

who?

>>212884583
you do realize all animals carry diseases, don't you?

Can't picture anyone from Squid Game no matter how hard I try

no, I didn't think so
you're too thick to have any real awareness of the world around you

And I'm WATCHING Squid Game

uhh oral sore just popped up for no reason last 3 minutes

fucking unbelievable

positively, dare i say it

kafkaesque

>>212884610
i liked season 1

havent tried season 2

what put me off is that end of season 1 made look like gna be some lame superhero trash

not for me

ive never even seen a marvel film

>>212884610
What about the brown fella

>>212884597
yes

>>212884647
I'd recommend it, but honestly? I don't think I will recommend it actually.

>>212884597
even humans.. damn

what the hell happened to lostprophets?

>>212884631
he got the herp

korean films regarding clasa consciousness?

i liled burning

because it was more about the psychology of the working class rather than any kind of message about inequality or squalor

it was this kind of psychological message about how class conflict is really about disagreeableness, jealousy and illusion or even delusion and that people stay where they are because they are inept

more realistic message imo than the boring ken loach shit OH THIS IS SHIT AND WE DONT DESERVE IT

fuck off

life isnt shit because some kind of conspiratorial elite trying to put everyone down

>>212884685
scumbag

Genuinely cringe at anyone who says the word "Kafkaesque" in public

>>212884667
Completely forgot that guy, yes I can picture him.

>>212884685
rooftops was goated

>>212884709
dont fink i ever said lafkaesque in public to be frank

Left right who gives a shite

Remember hearing a rumor that MF DOOM died with semen in his lungs, not sure if this was ever substantiated

Back when I worked at a convenience store there was a first wave homeless tranny with purpley skin who'd come in sometimes and THEY would go suck guys off down by the river and all the other hobos made sure I knew that they knew that they didn't get sucked off by him down by the river ever.

>>212884794
you ever sucked off a hobo?

>>212884690
>korean films regarding clasa consciousness?
is there a single korean movie not about class?

>>212884846
Not yet, no

>>212884867
planning to then?

when?

imagine david lynch cumming, can’t do it personally

>>212884890
I can
can you imagine him spanking isabella rossellini?

>>212884882
They'd suck ME, do you know what I'm saying?

>>212884928
yeah spanking seems in character for some reason

>>212883736
High degree of Aryan ancestry.

just had an important business meeting with a transgender gentleman down by the river

gas of an apple

mum used to say she'd be willing to lick david lynch's feet
or suck his toes or something like that
I don't remember

waiting for my employed friends to get off work

Your daily reminder that Britain is worse than China.

China
>Internet censorship
>can build high speed rail
>government doesn't want to ethnically replace its population

Britain
>Internet censorship
>can't build high speed railways
>government hates the population and wants to ethnically replace us

>>212885004
china has no good football teams

Mein Kampf was published 100 years on 18 July 1925.

Hail Victory!

Stuck in warehousetoil
Hate my miserable shit life

Proudly brought to you by HUBLOT

CÎROC™ ULTRA-PREMIUM VODKA :
“THE ART OF CELEBRATION”

Explore your perks with Shell GO+

Just heard brits are allowing children to vote now.

At Vodafone, our aim is to create a digital society that includes everyone and helps protect the planet. We believe superfast connectivity and technology is the key to unlocking the UK’s potential. We’re connecting people, businesses, and communities, so everyone can tap into the benefits of a digital society.
#TheNationsNetwork

So we will press on with developing clear, compelling and consistent UK offers, tailored to their needs and our strengths, spanning trade, development, defence, cyber security, technology, climate change and environmental protection. Because we know that in the coming decades there will be economic shocks, and climate change will have its baleful effects, and countries will want technology, finance and access to markets to support their development.

>>212885224
if they're going to let 16 year old vote they should let them booze and smoke too

>>212883697 (OP)
I have 3 interviews today

Can you imagine if anorexia was as common as obesity? Anorexic people are scarier to look at and are probably even less healthy

another day

thank fudge it's friday

Get the small boats ON our shores
Get the migrants IN our women

Migrants' bellies full.
Migrants' bollocks empty.

Luv my pensioners frozen
Luv my migrants pampered
Luv my timmies euthanized
Luv my katies stretched

Wow it really is just one guy posting it

it's fucking impossible to exist here with all these fucking dogs I just can't

what happens when you get ball cancer and you do nothing about it
one day your balls just get big then you die? is that it?

>>212885335
same but all the foreign people

>>212885340
the cancer spreads to major organs and you die

cancer (((spreads)))

>>212885364
Like your mom's legs

>>212884502
Flex your rapping skills

Half an hour until toil again.

poo loading
pee loading
fart loading

I went to so many interviews since May 31st yet not a single job will hire me

>>212885421
still in bed me

watching kindergarten cop

>>212885425
>poo loading
vaping and drinking covfefe to coax it out

>watching a trailer for something that seems interesting enough
>rap music starts playing
>turn off the trailer
getting rather sick of this happening

>>212885461
You usually refuse to watch films in full screen like some kind of mong?

my sex life would be considered tragic if i were a woman
they would consider me a warrior

>>212885546
even men cant comprehend it for me

i dont like you

the coffee poo kickstart has failed
2 hours into the morning and not a morsel
nary a drip of poo juice

It's physically painful having to see non-Whites.

I am a Sensitive Young Aryan Man. I want Nordic beauty and the rule of physiognomically perfect specimens!

One reason the liberal Jewish bourgeois order is so repulsive is due to the profound spiritual and physical ugliness of the ruling class.

Nordicist, biological National Socialism is the necessary solution.

Demolish all abrahamic buildings and replace them with temples to Zeus!

>>212885627
katzen ausgabe

did ziedbelg get banned

>>212885650
I thought Zeus worshippers were brown

>>212885650
you’re like a naïve parody of /pol/

arse stinks
got some form of brown muck coming out of it

my brain is frazzled lads. got no attention span and constantly looking for easy dopamine from the vape, coffee, booze, porn and this shite. going to do a dopamine detox this weekend

>>212885726
hm that doesnt sound right. i may need a sample, for research purposes

>>212885686
The Hellenes were blonde or red haired, and fair skinned.

today he dies

:)

>>212885748
why

>>212885742
sugar turns me into a braindead mong. energy levels and general motivation are so much higher when I abstain from it, but I'm too much of a weak-willed fatty to keep away from it

>>212885748
not a fan of this post

>>212885691
/pol/ is mostly Christian third worlders these days
It's not the /pol/ of 2015

>>212885770
sugar is good for you
you should eat as much sugar as you can
its the 5G bluetooths tick tocks which are making you braindead mate

>>212885767
we must eat brother

>>212885748
good.

>>212885789
do you feel like a man when you push him around?

>>212885742
atheism 101

egg be car cog
or
coca berg egg

>>212885797
not me on the piss later ahaha

>>212885821
?
improving yourself is atheism?

>>212885516
obviously exited full screen to include more info eg. timestamp in the screenshot, clueless idiot

>>212885837
Booze is no problem

>>212885862
most literate atheist

Why are you guys staying up so late at night?

there it is
diego admitting hes a drunkard and a druggard

>>212885895
sad and not what you'd expect from a good christian man

>>212885895
it's ok if it's wine, blood of christ and all that

>>212885895
erm its ok because all humans are sinful or some cope bullshit

>>212885956
it's because women are supposed to pretend their poo doesn't smell to impress other women

>>212885877
is a problem
>>212885895
1. never said i dont sin or over drink
2. never said i do drugs

>>212885583
where be this at?

rorke burning his lips on a cup of tea going "ouchie"

One for all my Rorke niggas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjOeWiPZeZw

>>212886052
everyone who criticised it still uses it. thats the power of billions of dollars

can’t believe the guy who sings “i’m only human after all” is white, shocking revelation

any junglist massive in

>>212886109
jungle is massive

Hello niggers.

dont like going into the gym changing rooms and seeing some fit bloke in there with his cock swinging about
gives me the gay thoughts
not gay me

>>212886109
killaz in da jungle man in

catgirls should all be naked and resist all attempts to dress them. I mean have you ever tried to put something on your cat? nudity is a natural state for them

my dirty secret? I've clogged the shitter four months ago. ever since then I've been peeing in the shower and pooing at work. if I need to poo on a weekend I pop over to maccies or some other fast food place in the local retail park for a cheeseburger and a poo.

intend to leave landlorberg with the clog when I move out in September

>>212886109
more like jungian massiv

>>212886167
even after a few hours of blocked bog mine stinks
cant imagine what the smell must be like after 4 months, especially in this weather
must smell like downtown bombay in there

>>212886169
me in the back

imagine the smell

Reminder that americans are the worst bootlicking cunts on the board

the queens just died absolutely gobsmacked lads

had a dream that i killed 2 kids by pouring acid all over them. bit weird isn't it? also ruby granger was there

>>212886256
dementia going on strong

>>212886245
you've been done by a yank mate

just pirated several thousands of dollars worth of audio software and made the most dogshit song this world has ever heard

>>212886258
Strange, that, corr, innit.

bending one of my knees hurts lads

no idea what happened, didn't hit it or anything

>>212886296
vocaroo that shi mayuh

>>212886318
Getting old x

>>212886318
Maybe tweaked it corr there's small sensitive muscles in there. Give it a rest, lad.

A fursona is a personally claimed persona resembling an anthropomorphic animal adopted by a member of the furry fandom.[1][2] Fursonas can provide numerous roles for the creator. According to The New Science of Narcissism, 95% of furries have a fursona;[3]:180 with the International Anthropomorphic Research Project estimating that the average furry has between two and three fursonas over the course of their life.[4]

>>212885895
Der Ewige Christian

>>212886302
He carries it well

>>212885762
love these posts

>>212886379
built like a goron

>>212886296
fl studio user?

i have no foreskin and thus no smeggy.

Hard boiled smegs

>>212886447
got the new ableton

robert wadlow, the worlds tallest man was 8 foot 11

i have no japseye and i must spaff

desuarchive already been nuked by ofcom
its over

Queer Bummer Prime Censorer of 10 Downie Street announces Nonce-Com will Hide Brots behind the Great Wall of Starmer's Arse Cheeks.

need to find a lass with a clit the same size as me bellend and rubb my cock on it like we're 2 frotting gay lads

right get the coffee sucked

>>212886505
also pirated?

had a dream everyone was saying look at the sky at night theres going to be a bomb dropped to end the world or some apocalypse like the rapture and then the countdown ended and the big reveal was that the whole thing was an advert for tv shows being broadcast in the sky

Slow as shit thread been away for half an hour and fuck all gone on since sort it out lads

While my brother is a Freudian, I am a Jungian, so there'll be no blaming mother today!

>>212886579
We were waiting for you to come back.

>>212886579
no one's up yet it's not even 9 o clock

>>212886548
um

We made it lads.. it's Diego Day. And the first night of The Proms!

>>212886529
its been off and on all morning was working for a bit at 5

>>212886569
yessirski

>>212886579
the post before yours was so boring that the only way is up

>>212886592
Did think that might be the case

>>212886595
Should be toiling

An extremely clement day. Sunshine and all that. Must be why I'm feeling so dashed fit. Coffee and kippers to champ on.

>>212886579
it is the duty of the australians to keep things ticking along at this hour

Where's all the gay brits u lot are boring must be like 8 am in Britain

>>212886292
Wasnt me obviously

>>212886604
never pirated a plugin in my life, not even sure how it’d work for logic pro
you still got all the functionality with a cracked ableton?

>>212886636
They're in the clubs. They're still ironing their jeans at midnight

>>212886631
Be a dear and vocaroo that post Kyle.

>>212885821
Given that there is no evidence of God, atheism is the rational position. It is irrational to believe that something exists if there is no evidence of that thing's existence.

eating out a fanny with a yeast infection has the same nutritional benefit as sourdough bread

>>212886633
Tea time here got The Chase on

>>212886654
Fancy that ironing a little british guys jeans off him and squeezing his little arse cheeks red.

>>212886658
https://voca.ro/1mvfOFx9tP9F

It was not part of their blood,
It came to them very late
With long arrears to make good,
When the Australians began to hate.

my penis is a syringe loaded with HIV

Get the migrants fed
Get the migrants washed
Get the migrants medically checked
Get the migrants housed
Get the migrants shagged
Get the migrants paid

>>212886725
Pretty good man, a little work on the accent and you would be able to pass as British.

pet barnacle just died absolutely gutted

i hear boomerangs are coming back

>>212886725
https://voca.ro/1aazconovGuq

>>212886644
you get free ones or pay for them?
same functionality yeah buying it was 1.1k aud for the full version lolol

https://x.com/TRobinsonNewEra/status/1946016105119559725

State of the counter protestors, either 70+ or brown

crime is down but fear of crime is up

no other stat better illustrates the moronic nature of modern democracy. the people do not deserve the vote

>>212886678
I don't know how it works but I have suspected since the beginning that these celebs buying sports teams is some form of tax evasion and or long-term financial investment scheme.

It's wrapped up as banter but some shrewd team of financial investors somewhere have figured out a scam whereby there are very good returns to be made for celebs who invest in UK sports teams.

>>212886819
the bellend hotel. aka that child's cavernous fanny

>>212886819
maybe start killing them then?

need another covid to kill more old people

currently watching Fitmc minecraft highlights on the 'tube, as it were

covid was the closest thing to a happening we'll see in our lifetime

that was it. It's now 50 more years of Nothing Ever Happens until you cark it in a care home sat in your shat nappy between changings from a nigerian fella

Need a small british boyfriend to hug and kiss :3

let's play timeguessr

any wythenshawe man in

>>212886851
Easy now rorke!

>>212886814
LOL

>>212886905
deluded. full blown civil war across all europe is coming this decade

>>212886912
madrid 1987

>>212886912
1983

>>212886934
close grenda in 1982

>>212886928
any day now...

>>212886945
DAMN IT I WAS WAFFLING BETWEEN 82 AND 83 AND TYPED 1982 AND THEN SWITCHED IT TO 1983 AT THE LAST SECOND

>>212886912
Madrid 1986

>>212886905
wonder what things will be like then. will they still be making fucking star wars and will we still be posting tripe here

literally all it would take for me to become a full blown immigrant loving leftist is a black gf

>John Torode was sacked after using the nword singing a Kanye west song

SCREAMING anyone paying their tv license at this point is a fucking terrorist

>>212886833
Maybe it's just a hobby for them, like crypto and vaping are hobbies for average people.

My shoe size is more like a men's 5.5 but no one makes smaller than men's 6.

Feels emasculating.

>>212887000
friend of mine has an indian gf and im afraid to say i do lust after her in my heart and cock

>>212887016
wonder what song

difficult to say since Kanye frequently says the nword

>>212887032
Hi. You're a small guy then hm?

>>212887032
post feet

every election i try to influence the result by going round gathering elderly people's postal ballots saying i'll deliver them and then just binning them as soon as i get down the street

>>212887016
This is why I always use the radio version lyrics
That way I won't get sacked and end up being a broke broke

>>212887080
No. They're unironically incredibly hairy.

Yeah "hobbit feet", heard the same joke all my life.

>>212887016
PC genuinely gone mad

>>212887094
>broke broke
what you call a broke australian-born chinese

>>212887042
ich bin 2.64 millionen jahre alt du sollst keine andern gf neben mir habne

Do you wish you visit Asia this summer?

o my gyat

rorke insisting to HR he was merely quoting "heil hitler" by black rapper kanye west

>>212887121
What would her superhero name be

That's an ummers from me

right well

rorke house got that green top

SUCKING A GOLFBALL

They don't understand the things I say on Teams Chat

>>212887145
Idk nigga

being a woman is so easy just go gym and do squats for 6 months congrats you are now in the top 10%

>>212887216
you cant out squat an ugly face

>>212887135
Wheezing

>>212887225
Depends how ugly, if it’s like deformed then yeah but I’ve seen a lot of women with mid faces get treated like queens because of their body

Wish someone would outsquat my ugly face

bieber got popular initially because of his prepubescent features and the pedophilicity of his fans

>>212887257
by timmy maybe

got an absolute tome sitting in the clipboard right now waiting for the new, got to be close to the word limit with multiple paragraphs about a topic no one gives a shit about or will reply to me on

but I am not going to be posting it at 304

>>212887274
Mental how Diddy shagged him when he was at his most adorable

>>212887274
not untrue
still love that 2010 bieber hair style on guys

the steam sales girl is CUTE

Make a new or gay porn ye shall view.

>>212887274
I dare say the pedophilicitiness of his mentor Puff Diddy contributed in no small manner as well

>>212887274
thought it was because of a bad song that just went baby bay baby bay bay over and over again. in early days of the internet there was a sort of you've been framed trend in most content where people just wanted to laugh at bad stuff

>>212887357
>>212887357
>>212887357

>>212887118
what have i done to garner this response