>>212887024The impression I get is that it's being played off that way. It's "haha look at these wacky US celebs on this wacky adventure" when in reality it's a bunch of unrelated multi-millionaires and billionaires suddenly converging on this one highly specific financial venture.
Ryan Reynolds in particular has previously owned and sold:
>a mobile network operator>a PR company>a gin companyAll built a reputation on his name / image and were then turned for a massive profit. It's all just business. It's people who are already insanely rich chasing even more money because seemingly there is never enough for these people.
I suppose one could say what's the harm if people enjoy it but the whole thing leaves a sour taste in my mouth. I could get behind it if it truly were a wacky adventure and they were prepared to lose millions on it, but to me it feels like a money-making scheme.
Some financial team has tallied up the potential revenue from however many league promotions + a Netflix series + merchandise + whatever else and calculated there is a very sizeable return to be made. They've also factored in that this scheme depends on the backer having a very positive public image i.e a well-liked celeb. People will root for a team owned by a Ryan Reynolds, by a Hugh Jackman, by a Chris Evans but if Jeff Bezos or Ellen DeGeneres buy a league 3 team people will be rooting for it to fail and the scheme won't work.
reading the reddit threads about the epping protest lads
>>212887374What they saying?
>>212887413[deleted]
many are saying this
its the battle of epping forest
>>212887372Russell Crowe's a bit of a cunt but he actually helped to turn the South Sydney Rabbitohs around
that mobile is fucking mint
2 hours later and I just finished doing an 'everything' clean of my arse
>>212887374Another chimp out by white people is it?
'Cause you're a sky, 'cause you're a sky full of stars
I wanna die in your arms, oh, oh-oh
'Cause you get lighter the more it gets dark
I'm gonna give you my heart, oh
I don't care, go on and tear me apart
I don't care if you do, ooh-ooh, ooh
'Cause in a sky, 'cause in a sky full of stars
I think I see you
I think I see you
'Cause you're a sky, you're a sky full of stars
Such a heavenly view
You're such a heavenly view
Yeah, yeah, yeah, ooh
>>212887417Which subreddit?
/r/unitedkingdom is just gushing over 16 year olds being able to vote
>>212887415wtf did I miss
FUCK
>>212887431https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKh6X9Tm9-4
When she was just a girl, she expected the world
But it flew away from her reach and the bullets catch in her teeth
Life goes on, it gets so heavy
The wheel breaks the butterfly, every tear a waterfall
In the night, the stormy night, she'd close her eyes
In the night, the stormy night, away she'd fly
And dream of para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
She'd dream of para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
La-la-la-la-la-la-la
La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
And so lying underneath those stormy skies
She'd say, "oh
I know the sun must set to rise"
This could be para-para-paradise
Para-para-paradise
I don't know why people don't like coldplay. I think they are one of the greatest bands of the 21st century.
>>212887449>>212887493https://youtube.com/watch?v=sr3iI8gg2fo
down syndrome people are IRL hobbits. nature's oompa loompas
>>212887509yeah but you've only heard 5 different bands in your life
>>212887509I like some of their older stuff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnIZ7RMuLpU
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tM12FNf_Sfs
thoughts on these trainers? already bought them so nice things only please
>>212887514this is very cool, thanks for sharing x
>>212887536no, I've listened to more than 5 actually
>>212887525Go to old.reddit.com and you can see what was deleted
>>212887509Childhood is hating Coldplay because theyโre not cool
Adulthood is realising they have some of the most beautiful songs known to man history and Chris Martin is an incredibly talented singer-songwriter
right now I'm phoneposting at work and then at 5:30 i will go home and computerpost until about half 10 and then i will go to sleep
>>212887566big agree, you should tell this to diego
>>212887564That is old.reddit and no you can't.
You can however use sites like https://www.reveddit.com/ but even then a lot of comments are deleted too quickly to be archived.
>>212887566while i agree coldplay is overhated you are completley overcorrecting and i rly hope you're shitposting
>>212887583go and listen to some coldplay songs mate
>>212887573>22:30 bedmate it's friday cmon get some bevvies in and partake in a spot of the ol' self-destruction. Get a bag in as well.
>>212887583Well ok maybe a bit, but all their albums up to and including Viva La Vida are solid 7-9s / 10
>>212887591seen em live mate
>>2128876095-7s more like
you can't prove coldplay exist
The Travis - Coldplay - Radiohead triangle graph
>>212887556look good mate x
Diego thinks Coldplay arenโt really any good but he also believes Noah lived until he was 900 and built a massive boat with every single animal in the world on it so they could survive a massive flood so can you really trust his judgment?
>>212887653>TravisShit
>ColdplayAverage
>RadioheadGood
>>212887556looks like me, really a remarkable resemblance
>>212887685noah stuff is way more accurate than calling coldplay great
even atheists should agree with that
people instinctively give you such a wide berth if you're dressed like a chav in public
it's like a super power for shy working class autists
Absolutely mental that retarded ugly gyppo lads with no teeth get to go 'home' every evening after a hard day's work as a scam artist and get balls deep inside their stick thin tanned bimbo fake lipped and titted pornstar-looking 18 year old brides who are probably completely filthy in the sheets but keep the caravan spotless
Set up a security camera in my mumโs garden for her because she is paranoid someone is going to break in at night and kill her and itโs quite comfy just watching it during the day, like having my own virtual mumberg on my phone. Sometimes she goes out there and has a cup of tea and reads her magazines, waters her plants, talks to the neighbours, puts her washing out. I get a little alert every time and i have a look and see what sheโs up to. Even caught a hedgehog in there last night on the night vision.
>>212887736for real one of the greatest mysteries of existence is my perpetual bacheleordom
coldplay are just basic. only people who criticise them are hipster music heads because there's an insinuation that they're different from the rest of the chart topping slop when they're not
>>212887767basic is a criticism basicbabe
>>212887758it's no mystery at all
>>212887736ever think of joining in?
>>212887778not really
they make good music
Imagine a fat hairy deformed posh dwarf in his 40s saying this out loud
>>212887778
>>212887525leftypol loves his censorship
>>212887805you're ugly inside and out
>>212887806basic isn't good
>>212887808lool accurate
leftypol is very well endowed
>>212887827so are his black friends
>>212887820dont think im ugly inside
>>212887778i know ?????
the insulting thing that music heads feel about coldplay is how easy it is to like them. they feel it's more rewarding to delve in and discover your interests in niche record shops and the depths of soulseek
it looks cultured to attend their concerts but its just a pop show. thats why it appeals to CEOs and other linkedin people. their goal is trick everyone about how much work they're doing to get to where they are
>>212887357 (OP)only thing stopping me from getting drugged and paralysed fantasies is a woman having that opportunity to fuck another person right there. she will but if it werent for that I wouldve done it I think. post not about rape but the other thing you think youknow
>>212887823>basic isn't goodnah it is
like the bible is a basic book but you think that's good
Got the 'ffeine withdrawal
>>212887836only people that are ugly inside don't like coldplay
>>212887855the bible isn't basic. life of pi is an example of something basic drawn from the bible
>>212887866I believe Americans call this a truth nuclear weapon
>>212887858just drank 3 coffees back to back and I feel nothing
>>212887858perfect time to give it up for good
>>212887846something being uninteresting is not likeable, i agree fundamentally that coldplay are "easy" to listen to and i dont dislike them for that reason but they are also not something i ever really come back to cos of how little there is to get from listening to them
>>212887855bible is the opposite of a basic book
>>212887866i dont dislike coldplay
Doing a silly little gay porn jig in my smelly boxy childhood bedroom surrounded by rubbish and dirty plates
>>212887872>>212887887nah it's basic because it's the foundation for western society, it serves as a base which is the definition of basic
>>2128878784th one will do it
>>212887899bruh you not saying that the bible is gona accalcise an acid
there, but for the grace of god, goes diego webster fittleworth
>>212887887Coldplay had some great tunes. People love to bash them for being so successful but they were one of the last mega hit maker bands from Britain.
A bloated stomach shifted to one side, particularly the left, can be caused by a variety of factors, including digestive issues like constipation or IBS, trapped gas, or even certain gynecological conditions.
getting a tooth pulled today
fucking hate my teeth no matter what there is always some issue because apparently brushing, floss sticks, waterpiks and mouthwash can't defeat genetics
>>212887910bruh fr it a base doe
how mfs be looking at diego when he says he only tryna see cyclops bussy
>>212887883Head feels like it's going to pop and it's making toil difficult
Meeting Diego tonight at the gay sexotheque
>>212887949wheras that la
>>212887949nah he's home alone tonight
diego want this chris martin bussy
just got off the phone to rorke mum just there. doesn't sound good.
anyone scranned a poo already today?
EXTREMELY clement day out i must say. All Nature smiles. A shining sun, an azure firmament, the heartiness of the twittering of a covey or platoon of the local fowls is perhaps a bit overdone and in dubious taste, nevertheless a lovely day in all respects
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_tallest_buildings_in_France
https://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liste_des_plus_hauts_gratte-ciel_de_France
Deegsy, I reckon it could be a couple outside the Queens in Primrose Hill for me this evening after toil if you are about?
>>212887899base can also mean sordid
but anyway it's not just a foundation. the criticism extends beyond that. coldplay hasn't been around long enough. modern products without history can only achieve foundational status by mass appeal and when you try to deliberately appeal to radically different sections of the global market at the same time you you undercut your own intention. like a political party who wants to be populist and big tent for leftypol and rorke at the same time . eventually people come to realise they have nothing meaningful to offer either of them
>>212887982had one chilling in the fridge overnight and I've woken up to find bite marks in it so I'm positively fuming
>>212888008yeah I guess ur right
>>212888002hey mate thanks for the invite just checked the old schedule though and im fully booked in for a "homealoneeveryfridaynight" session so unfortunately cant see you tonight my G
>>212887998Getting a job here when it's built.
>>212888030hello diegington
>>212888032LOL!
you'd be a perfect fit
BBC have an article about the epping riot now. not sure what took them so long.
just bizarre that someone new pops the name on every week and we all just collectively act like it's the same person
really really mentally ill if you think about it
>>212888043hello anonicake
One little rorke uprising and the glorious leader two tier is silencing everything for fear a big one breaks out again
>Epping riot
Is this some Nothingburger that Rorke is going to talk about for weeks as if itโs the start of the civil war he has been dreaming about for years?
the audience should find the art. the art should not seek the audience
>>212888065you will not gain access to the diegodiscord and staff rotas
>>212888065innit, it'll be shift next week
>>212888107dont leak george you will be off the rota
>>212888118>adding bitch in randomly to stfuwhy are zoomers so niggerified
>Jeremy Corbyn is most popular politician among 16 and 17-year-olds
BASED ZOOMERS
>>212888122fucking hell no need to start using my government name on /brit/ mate
>>212888085It's going to start happening up and down the country
>>212888144DONT LEAK DIEGO ROTAS
Whenever I say sybau the b is for black.
>>212888164delete your dox post
>>212888162Is it mate yeah?
hate working and hate dealing with people as I'm an autistic freak
need suicide booths on every street corner pronto so I can escape this miseralbe existence
christards irrevocably btfo
>>212888059>Weyman Bennett, a member of Stand Up To Racism who attended the rally, said: "Britain is a peaceful country in which people should be allowed to go about their business without being attacked."I think teenage girls should be allowed to go about their business without being molested or worse by unknown men from iraq staying here on the taxpayer
business idea: suicide booths on every street corner
>>212888182Diego has no intelligent response to this
>>212888178The end is near for you paki
As always I awoke this morning at 5am to the melodious chants and wails of the morning prayer booming out from the local mosque. Love it. No need for an alarm clock anymore and I wake up feeling enriched and energized every day. I then did what I always do first thing and checked Reddit. I was aghast to see the news about the far-right rioting in Epping for absolutely no reason at all. I began to shake uncontrollably, reminded of the events in Southport last Summer and how close we'd come to total societal collapse.
I then checked Bluesky. My mate's sister's boyfriend's cousin's cat's account was reporting rumours of further far-right protests in every city, town and village in the UK today. I gasped so hard I almost inhaled my N95. I hastily put up a post on Facebook, declaring that I was staging a counter-protest against the far-right, with a picture of me looking defiant and smug in my kitchen with my "refugees welcome" banner and mass produced placard handy. A whole minute passed and not one far-right thug turned up. Success. I'd defeated fascism, and all before I'd had my morning shit.
I decided to celebrate by getting my hair cut. I couldn't decide which out of the six Turkish barbers on my street to go to so I ended up going to all of them. My hair's well fucked now and I think I have ringworm but it was worth it to support my local businesses. I even stopped off in the American candy shop and bought myself a load of sweets. I'm sat here scoffing the lot whilst chortling at the far-right bigots I owned.
>>212888211well we've put the idiot on this week
>>212888196But teenage girls being molested by white Brits? Perfectly fine, according to Rorke.
going to town tonight, shall be perusing the streets for a nice arse to take home
>>212888182>in their ignorance believed the earth was flatAnd today we have people who believe blokes in dresses are women
don't even think I'm capable of reading long posts anymore
>>212888227>Perfectly fine, according to Rorke.Not sure it is
>>212888221fake leftypol day in the life, he didn't get the Bob Vylan BBC
say what you will about ye olde Iraqi money-laundering 'Turkish' barbers but they know how to cut hair
you could be a beloved /brit/ poster with leukemia on your deathbed and diego still wouldn't post a pic of his spread arsehole for your make a wish
>>212888212And what about the end of your smelly bedroom Rorke? Get then windows open and let some fresh air in, you reek mate
Let's listen 2010s UK coldplay
>>212888229mental to think some smelly little indian creep took this video and no one noticed
Free loaders, remember all the crying on outer /int/? Actually might've been on brit too desu
>>212888278raspberry cherry blood orange blackberryade
>>212888300what's going on here? why's he so nervous?
>>212888330has the manner of a man about to get heemed
>>212888330Can smell the STD's from that filthy slag
It's national gay porn burger day lads, you having one for tea?
>>212888268leftypol's deathbed wish
>>212888330he's being recorded soliciting a prostitute
about to take a disgusting dominos shit
>>212887736Harsh. A lot of those gypsy girls are total cuties. The lads all look like spuds in tracksuits though
>>212888242In which case maybe Rorke should focus on preventing all sexual abuse of children, instead of just blaming it all on brown people
>>212888366>a former Tesco worker>list of race traitorsSCROMITING
>>212888366not a great showing when they lead with "former tesco worker"
>>212888229do people actually have sex (one night stands) on these nights out?
>>212888404>>212888406Not much else on Rorkeโs CV is there tbf, he didnโt do well in school bless him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgmJDEjSleo
i used to have hoop dreams until i found out there were other ways to score
if you want to be my bitch you have to be obedient you can not be a whore
>>212888409Try talking to a real woman before that
coldplay is most popular rock band in the world
>>212888366ah, yes, the tesco worker with the glowie skull mask and flag on buying guns just so happened to be a news article the same day as far-right protests did it?
>>212888432how do you know?
>>212888390Rorke batters white nonces in stings week in week out
You sit in your smelly little childhood bedroom being passive aggressive (anonymously) on the internet lmao
>>212888442been out and seen em at it
been out and seen mates at it
been in and had mates come back after being out at it
you get the picture
>>212888366I already made this post yesterday
Rorke is now calling up that school where the girl with the Union Jack dress goes to and making death threats to the staff so theyโve had to close
>>212888435no, real women are shit
>>212888447Rorke whines about brown people every day of his life instead of doing anything productive whatsoever
>>212888449do you think you could also pull if you wanted to?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQb5EWt-mck
Just once I'd like to open an image on Google Images and it not be fucking WebP to AVIF.
Need to get the Ayatollah to put out a fatwa on whatever faggot came up with them.
>>212888467i tried many times
and fialed
so no
>>212888478sad
what do you think sets your mates apart from you?
>>212888471rainbow dash!!!! :O
>>212888489quiet. youre going to get me fucking killed
>>212888437Rorke seeing through the mainstream mediaโs evil spin even though he only has two GCSEs (E in Art and a D in Design Tech)
>>212888486looks
my advice to them how to itneract with women made a lot of them successful when they werent before
unforutnatley when i do it being 5'3 and diego riveria lookalike but uglier meant women are not receptive
>>212888484ffs i just got my clothes out of the dryer
lived with 3 other lads at uni and as far as i know none of us pulled any birds the whole time we were there
>the 32 year old former ASDA applicant
>>212888471Wonder what it is like being a mentally ill middle aged woman with lots of money
Rorke;
>Corrrrr canโt wait for the race war to finally kick off so i can go out and kill race traitors!!
Also Rorke:
>A lad has been arrested for saying he wants to shoot race traitors and kick off a civil war? Clear glowie psyop my side would never do anything like that
>>212888526lol
I only lived with one other person but had the same experience
we didn't have girlfriends either
>>212888514can you please share your wise advice with /brit/
>>212888457Kek rorke cannot stop winning
>>212888556done it many times in the past
just the standard about not being boring
being flirty but not sexual
dont ask mundane questions but make observations or "brag" about what you done that was cool recently
etc etc
I feel like I'm gonna have another mental breakdown today
>>212888569can I brag that I've got countless ips banned from my inability to stop posting ponies
>>212888526lmao similar-ish
four of us in our house, one was a total shagger, one had a long term gf who would come visit and stay, then it was just me and my mate both not shagging a thing haha
I got sucked off in freshers and that was it
>>212888569I remember in freshers week I spoke to every girl about how I liked to make jacket potatoes
one said "yeah you seem like you would"
guy at the end is just aura farming
>>212888138sir kier panicked and got outplayed
>>212888600Yep the VPNโs working fine 190 mate youโre coming through loud and clear x
as ronan keating said, life is a rollercoaster just gotta ride it
>>212888634just walked away
>>212888366MI5 glowies being a bunch of dickheads per usual
>>212888644saw him in primrose hill a few years ago
phones don't ring for long enough
I had sex with 3 girls and 12 lads during uni. Not even gay it was just easier to have gay sex.
busy tonight hey
you look fun to talk to
you know im mental for jacket potatoes
why is this board so dead today
A blowjob in the first week
Snogged a fatty in second year
Nothing in final year
Shagged a german girl during masters who then asked me why I never wanted to ask her out when we graduated
Quite tragic really
>>212888689Rorke got arrested in Epping last night and heโs waiting for his mum to come and drive him home from the station.
>>212888659become a girl so it isn't gay
>>212888659haha hang on a minute I didn't ask
>>212888689Why are all the children in Gaza dead, Yossi?
why have you forsaken me white boy...
>>212888709you cant becoem a girl
>>212888702bLOG
oN
nEURO
tYPICAL
>>212888689global warming
The sad truth a lot of you incels don't want to confront is that people like "Deano" genuinely lead more fulfilling, happy lives than you ever will.
The whole "Deano and his orange missus" meme is peak crab bucket mentality, trying to punch down on formerly lower class lads moving up in the world.
might rewatch Reservoir Dogs in tribute to the late michael madsen
not seen it in many years
>>212888709that individual is genuinely intersex though, she has XX chromosomes and a penis so you've proved yourself wrong
>>212888078The Jews are afraid.
>>212888731Why do you think the incels here hate Deano so much? They know this deep down.
I like to cook jacket potatoes
>>212888733So rorke here is that whtie race you want to save
>>212888731I think everyone is aware of this mate, it's not some chilling revelation. Deano is well happy with his lot in life and is aspirational.
>>212888757I mean this in the nicest possible way, but you really give off that sort of vibe
the jews fear an anglo-american who eats the traditional beans on toast breakfast of his ancestors
>>212888731proper fulfilling
jacketpotatomong loves his potato skins
>Labour suspends Diane Abbott for second time over racism comments
The Leader published Mein Kampf exactly 100 years ago today.
Why haven't you read it yet?
>>212888781Got the lads, got the booze, got the footy
>>212888795never learned how
Rorke:
>I like to fantasise about England becoming an ethnostate
Girl:
>yeah you seem like you would
Leftypol: "Christian morality is inferior to modernist morality"
Also leftypol: "brown people are allowed to rape little white girls"
how long are you meant to cook a jacket potato?
>>212888593kek I know someone who wears one of these
>>212888731Class lad, fancy some FIFA later?
Got so many sausages and burgers in the chest freezer from the butchers, might have a barbie this weekend if the weather is nice x
love having a wank and then 2 or 3 hours layter sticking my finger under the foreskin and taking a whiff of the slimy post-cum leakage thats built up
>>212888731Well yeah. But the reason people like "Deano" live a more fulfilled life is not because they figured out the secrets of the universe or whatever.
It's because they're basically just barely sentient.
deanos dont exist anymore and only non whites play fifa now
>>212888795Worried I might already be on a list and that'll make it worse
>>2128888163 hours in tin foil then another hour without the foil
imagine working a 40 hour week to spend your saturday stood in some cunt's grey living room doorway watching two teams in the bottom half of the league hash out a 0-0 draw
>>212888745Sorry mate, 'intersex' is not the preferred or technicaly terminology anymore, it incorrectly implies there are categories other than male or female which is simply false.
Doctors today use the term 'Disorders of Sexual Development' or individuals with DSDs, and all DSDs are sex specific, meaning that the individual is still either male or female, but their sexual organs have developed incorrectly.
Transgenderism has co-opted this vanishingly small cohort of people to try and give some medical justification for the fanciful quasi-religious beliefs about 'gender identity'.
The vast majority of individuals with DSDs want nothing to do with it.
>>212888848who has that kind of time?
>>212888777alright, goodbye then
*walks away*
>>212888869jacket potato lad
>>212888795unironically did read it once and it's genuinely rubbish
he was a dogshit writer
have to presume he was a better public speaker cause if he had to rely only on his book he'd have never made it
>>212888815couple years ago there was a streak of vegans vandalising butcher shops
when asked why they didn't go after halal shops as well, they genuinely said they spared them because it would islamophobic/racist to vandalise them
leftypol has only one consistent principle: their hatred of the white man
atomizing a paraplegic mongo nigger with a 1500 kiloton atomic bomb
>>212888893>leftypol has only one consistent principle: their hatred of the white manactyally a good pomt
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1752789753450559.webm
>>212888781These are deanorunts, not pureblood deanos
>>212888815>>212888882>Also leftypol: "brown people are allowed to rape little white girls"Leftypol doesn't say anything even remotely resembling this. Leftypol thinks that all sexual abuse of children should be prevented. Rorke doesn't care about the issue one bit, but he's happy to use it as an excuse to discriminate against brown people.
>>212888917shades of grey, pun intended
>>212888897racismlad mate not on. what would your ndis carer make of this?
>>212888911state of the uk
deferred my uni semester because i asked my lecturer out and she rejected me and im too scared to show my face
>>212888911London seems like hell of earth
>>212888911feral little animals and should be treated as such
All Rorkeโs mates stopped playing FIFA with him because they were tired of the boring cunt yapping on about how they overrate black players and how Joey Barton deserves a legends card so heโs now decided that no white people play it anymore. That can be the only explanation.
>>212888938Why cover up Rotherham and the like hmm leftypol?
people that volunteer at charities for battered women also clearly do it due to their hatred of men
as they dont also devote all their time to battered men as well
just dilute your goal by over-expanding the scope of your work bro
>>212888951What did she say when you asked her out?
I don't mean "she said no" I mean what words exactly.
>>212888953The shit parts yes, but remember these people are literally paid for by the state to be there
The nice parts for millionaires are still very nice
An odd place
need an AR15 and lots of bullets
>>212888911lol "pick up your hat blud, pick up your hat, you dickhead"
classic
Rorke considers Rotherham to be a cover up when you literally never stop hearing about it like a decade later, with constant news stories, documentaries, public inquisitors, etc etc etc
leftypol:
>all lives matter is racist
also leftpol
>all rapists matter
>>212888911nun old timmy cud do
>>212888911but leftypol told me these communities were respectful
it's friday lads, time to get out there, eat some good scran, have a few beers, get our batty filled, make the most of the weekend xx
>>212888969Nobody should have tried to cover it up. If police officers did then they should be reprimanded.